A nerdy shit alert! Doomguys wife gave him that bunny as a present and after she died daisy was all that was left of his wife, and the demons took her away oooOOooOooOOooo
Alucard Tepes in my eyes he looks like a cleaner. Like that type of guy who "alright boys, girls, you had your war-time, created a mess and now I'm gonna deal with all of you"
"The Doom Slayer's heart swelled with power at the sight of his loathsome companion, a creature of the daylight, of flesh and blood. He drew strength from IT, as he before had only drawn strength from the eternal legions of DOOM. All knew of ITS power, and what might the Slayer wielded because of IT. And so, the Dark Lord of the Eighth Age, seeking to undermine the Slayer in his unholy crusade, sought to destroy the Slayer's companion. The trap was laid, but the battle that commenced is only spoken of, for the Doom Slayer destroyed three of the eternal circles of Hell in retaliation for what transpired. ITS name is only whispered of in the deepest, darkest pits of Hell. For it is to invite complete destruction, to provoke the Slayer's unrelenting wrath. Of all the unholy icons in Hell, the image of the Slayer's companion is the most feared, if only for the rage that its sight would stoke in him."
I feel like this one fits Doomguy’s character a lot better. He’s not outright blasphemous or rude, he’s just not willing to put up with anyone’s shit and is on a bend to eradicate all demonkind as vengeance for every soul they’ve taken. And he also really misses his poor pet bunny.
Daisy: **gets killed violently ** The demons:**sadistic laughter** Doom Slayer: ** finds Daisy dead** Also Doom Slayer:**Angy Af** The demons: "Come on, Tod! You HAD to piss off the ONLY PERSON who can kill us all?!?"
Demon thats not dead yet: Ah, Finally! A Worthy Opponent! Our Battle Will Be Legendary! Doomguy: *Pulls out the Crucible and the Unmaykr* Begone, BUNNY KILLER!! Demon: *Fucking Dies*
Fun fact : Since doom slayer is a marine, daisy was probably his therapy bunny so he wasn't destroyed mentally by his work. So we can say demons really get him mad.
That makes things even more tragic. Here's how I see how it happened: BJ Blazkowicz(Is that how you spell it?) the 3rd (Doomguy's theorized real name), wrecked by the mental toll of having to kill on a daily basis, to the point that everyone noticed, his commander decided to get a therapy animal for him, as well as the other Marines. Doomguy would grow to be spending more and more time with Daisy, to the point that his commander let him take Daisy home. Flash forward to when he kills his commander, and he asks one of his close friends to take care of Daisy while he's on Mars. With Daisy still on Earth, Doomguy's mental health and stability slowly degrade, and he likely begins to suffer from schizophrenia. Because of Daisy gone, he begins talking to himself to try and help his mental health. Flash forward to after Doomguy killing the Spider Mastermind, he goes back to Earth, only to discover Daisy, or, what's left of the poor thing. Seeing his only mental crutch dead in front of him, he begins to slip into insanity, vowing to kill every demon he finds, in honor of Daisy. Rest in Peace, Daisy. ???-1993
I remembered that there was a hell priest that was trying to offer anything to doom guy but got shot. I guess doomguy dont want daisy. He want to fight for daisy.
"She wasn't just a bunny. She was my best friend...and your hordes killed her. You plucked my Daisy. YOU. PLUCKED. MY. DAISY." Punctuated with a vengeful beating of such legendary proportions, Kratos, Asura, and Kenshiro shed tears of envy and approval.
I love how, no matter how many more reasons he does it, DOOM SLAYER'S main motivation to kill HELL ITSELF is because demons killed his bunny. Which I completely understand
alex recrem It wasn’t his complete motivation but it was one of them it was mostly his home planet being attacked over and over again by demons and also locking himself in hell after 64 give him a lot of PTSD and hatred towards demons and the death of his rabbit just added to that
@@dianajimenez4406 < locking himself in hell after 64 give him a lot of PTSD and hatred towards demons and the death of his rabbit just added to that Actually, Doom 64 takes place after Doom II. So, Daisy was already dead.
marie louissaint considering the fact that they also had a hand with this... yes. If I remember in doom 2016 they were trying to find ways to get a supple or something
Fun Fact: According to the DOOM lore, the Doom Slayer didn't just lose his pet rabbit Daisy, but he also lost his wife and son, which sets up the events on Doom 2 Hell on Earth.
@@skyford3663 song could've been a bit more bipolar.. like more jarring shifts from lovey-dovy bunny talk to pure demon hatred. It would've fit better with DOOMGUY.
The other doom song he made wasn’t the best to be honest. It didn’t have the same vibe that fight like hell had. But this has a different vibe that still gives the same effect like” fight like hell” had
Demon:hearing the doomslayer is coming to earth Demon who killed DAISY:HIDE THE BODY! Other demon:SO put the head on a spear for everyone to see? Dwkd:WHAT NO NO Other demon:SO YES DWKD:NO NO NO OTHER DEMON:already did it. Dwkd in a low tone:you doomed us all
A bit of context: The Doom Guy was already fighting hell, he'd already thwarted the initial invasion at mars. Then the demons attacked earth and killed Daisy literally minutes before Doom Guy returned. As in, the blood was fresh. Bad luck demons.
Doomguy: *sleeps* Demons: *kills daisy* Doomguy: *goes on a rampage killing every demon he sees* Being serious right now the word daisy brought a lot of memories back
What I think Doomguy should say in some dialogue in hell; I'm not trapped in hell with you demons, YOU are all trapped here with ME This has been edited to be a tribute to Rick May. May he Rest In Peace.
YOU JUST HAD TO BRING HIM HERE!!!! though to be fair, he would have one literal hell of a time in hell, so yeah RIP Rick, may you rocket jump to kick commie butt in heaven
Idc how old this song is i just have to say this.... Thanks for making this! After my Bun son passed away Doom was my Escape i rewatched Markiplier play the first one over and over and when the second came out i broke down realizing that they had put her in the game so you can see her. This song helped being able to see that little bugger of a cutie so closely to Daisy's look was fantastic. I plan on having more Buns and absolutely will name one Daisy in memory of not only my past son and how I got help to move on from his loss but also just covering over a whole moment of time. Shout out to all my Bunmoms and Bundads!! May your little ones live the best life their little cotton tail deserves!
Most characters in games that seek revenge it's usually because they lost someone close like a friend or family member or there out to protect the human race but doom slayer is out for blood cause some demon decided to kill his rabbit out of every game franchise I've played this is the most heartwarming revenge story
I think daisy dying was just the last tie to earth being severed. He lost his best freind so he has no reason to stay, plus the hell ptsd in doom64 he chose to stay because what did he have leftp
Slayer: daisy now you want to pull the trigger Daisy: what does it do? "Pulls trigger" SPLURTS Daisy: that was fun lets do it again Slayer: good Daisy.
Daisy died because of a demon cutting her head off and posting it on a stick in the doomguys front yard. behind it is a demonic tower that holds the demons that you f*ck up.
I just discovered this song on Pandora with absolutely no warning about what it was. I was about to skip it at first but then the tone completely changed and I'm so glad I never skipped it omg
I found this video on the day it dropped here on RUclips. I thought it was an actual April Foos joke until I decided to watch the full video. I only saw the first few seconds the first time around.
I think I clicked on this because I was curious and never heard of the other Doom raps JT did, then I heard the beginning of the song and immediately knew how it would go down 😭 Like this is Doom we're talking about lol
Auraflash S Knight what’s sad is he didn’t do it just because they killed her. He did it because they remind him of what they took from him. He keeps her back left paw on a chain, to remind him of “innocents lost”. That part makes me sad.
@@metalrain300 yet, it seems she’s Alive, daisy can be seen on most levels hidden... So unless doom guy got another rabbit, or it’s a different dimension where she exists...
Budgieking no she did die, doom 1 and 2 shows that. I think the rabbit you see is a mental image of her that he wants to see cuz he misses her. It would explain why you see her in places where rabbits really shouldn’t be.
@@namegobrrrr7192 considering he went from 0 to 60mph. On the first hell priest he killed. Yeah that demon is dead before it couls even finish its sentence.
I never expected this. But i'm so glad it exists. Just remember everyone, the whole reason the Doomguy went back to hell, was to slaughter demons for revenge for killing his pet Bunny
Kayne Beretta a other reason he did is when the demons invaded earth after doomguy stopped a invasion it was in his hometown so like daisy its personal
Doom slayer:... wait where’s daisy- (Mean while in hell) Satan:... so let me get this straight... you went to earth Imp: yeah Satan: you to the doom slayers house... which is orbiting earth... Imp: yeah Satan: and after that what did you do? Imp: I ate a rabbit Satan:... was it in a cage and have a collar that said “ Daisy” Imp:yea-... I see the problem no- Satan: *OH DO YOU NOW!!!* (Knock at the door) Satan: .-. ... can you call the icon of sin Imp: RIGHT AWAY SIR ( grabs the phone dials icons number and throws it to Satan) Satan: ok icon we... have a situation... Icon: is it the doom slayer Satan: it’s the doom slayer... Icon:... um... ok just get him to go to heaven and I’ll deal with him Satan:... please don’t tell me I have to use my last favor... Icon: but it’s the only way Satan: Fine (After icons defeat) Satan: GOD DAMN IT I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE ASKED FOR MY LAST FAVOR (Knock at the door again) Satan:... back door now Imp should evacuate everyone- Satan: I’m pretty sure their all almost dead now go Imp: alright sir
I DESTROY ALL NIGHTMARES WITH THE SIX POWERFULL FREINDS THAT CAN KILL ALL MAN KIND................NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DEATH OF THEASE DARN THING IS SO ENJOYFULL......................sorry I just needed a ice cream.............demon:kills JAWS me:YOU R DEEEEEAAAAAAD ALL OF YOU me:kills all demons in first stage in one hit . mid boss: welp time to go on a vacay me: OH NO U DONT mid boss: sh#t
"If Athiests want proof of a god I'll give it to them with a running gunning boot to the jaw" "I used to be a nonbeliever just as well until I took a look in the mirror and I saw myself" These lines in the song hit different after beating Ancient Gods
so the doom slayer is murdering the entire demon race, razed all of hell, blasted a hole in mars, killed the icon of sin, and turned heaven into a desecrated place like hell, just to avenge his pet rabbit... I LOVE THIS GUY!!
@@StormRye982 read the lore technically the dark lord was god and created Vega/The Father and the Seraphim to help him create immortality so that his people would never die.
I have a cat and i have a bunny 2 of my favorite animals i understand too i made a promise to whatever killed ether 1 of them that i would obliterate whatever killed them
Heads of hell: "So what drives the slayer" Speaker: "one horde was responsible for his pets death" Heads of hell: "...we have armoured john wick coming after us..."
Demon lord: about to attack earth: CHARGE! Demon army: *charges 3 feet and stops* Demon lord: Why are you stoping!? Demon army: Daisy is in the way. Demon lord: RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Satan: I hear you canceled our invasion of Earth New Spider Mastermind: Yes sir I did Satan: And may I ask why? Spidermastermind: Yeah well, cause our troops destroyed The Doomslayer's house sir, and uh... Killed his pet bunny Satan: ...Oh... 3:36
He then proceeds to smash the shotgun in his face making he scream of pain nobody comes he is alone,doomguy prooceds to torture him makking him suffer and want to die.
Demons: *Sees another cute animal* First demon: Don’t touch it. You remember what happened the first time? *Nodding* First demon: then let’s back away slow- *Sound of shotgun cocking in background*
Mickey:So I see that your wildly succesful and make a lotta money in the gaming industry eh? I do know that your methods are a bit violent so maybe tone it down beacuse I would very much like to own you and you'll be a part of Disney! Huh huh So whats say you change your name from Doom Slayer to something more kid friendly huh huh- Doom Slayer:🖕 *Proceeds to stab Mickey with* *middle finger*
John wick loses his dog and goes on a killing rampage. Doomslayer loses his bunny and brutally murders demons and the icon of sin several times. Honestly I see no difference between the two
@@matthewwilliams8267 Good point but in one case you have a dude who's yelling incoherently and beating supernatural demons to a pulp and then you have a dude who's spinning around clearing 50 dudes with just what he can find aswell as his bare arms
Satan: Where’s the Spider Mastermind? Imp: I’ll get him immediately, your unholiness. Spider Mastermind: Yeah, Satan? Satan: WHY IS THE SLAYER’S BUNNY DEAD!? Spider Mastermind: I... ate it. Satan: DOOMSLAYER! I KNOW WHO KILLED YOUR BUNNY! Spider Mastermind: (under breath) fuck!
Dark Lord: "You f***ed up." Demon Peon: "What? We've done what you asked! We've decimated Earth!" Dark Lord: "I'm not talking about Earth!" Demon Peon: "What? The space marine?!" Dark Lord: "That space marine....is the Doom Slayer." Demon Peon: ".....oh...." Dark Lord: "The Slayer is a man of focus, commitment...sheer will. Something you know very little about. I once saw him kill a demon with his own arm bone. His...f***ing...arm bone. The bodies he buried have laid a foundation for the nightmares that haunt us to this day. And then days after his banishment you steal his gun and kill his f***ing rabbit." Demon Peon: "My Lord! I can make this right! We can finish what we started! PLEASE!!!" Dark Lord: "HEED ME. The Slayer will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can DO NOTHING. Now get out of my sight!"
john wick: kills 50 men for his dog doomguy: kills 1,000,000,000 demons to avenge his bunny me looking at john wicks: oh me looking at doomguys: ....... wow
Demons: LET'S KILL EVERY SINGLE LIVING THING ON EARTH. Doomguy: *eyebrowse rise* Demons: *Kill Daisy* Doomguy: ... Facility alert: "Emergency, The slayer took the BFG 10.000. Evacuate immediately*
Can someone please make a live action or animation of this? Like Doomguy with a guitar, singing the sweet parts to Daisy, while being held and hugged by little angel girl with a halo over both their heads? And then at the last sweet part, "So if I can't kill them, I'll just make them f#%king suffer" at the word "make" Doomguy puts down the guitar and reloads his shotgun, and rushes towards the demons, trying to run away from him?
POV: you’re an imp in hell talking to your pal possessed soldier You: me and the other imps just burned down an orphanage, how about you? Soldier: yeah I just killed a bunny walking in a field! You: wait what- *sudden gun cocking noise intensifies*
“All this over a bunny?”
“Not just any bunny! Doomguys bunny!”
DOOMGUY you saw an opportunity and took it my man
Well at least its not springtrap this time
A nerdy shit alert!
Doomguys wife gave him that bunny as a present and after she died daisy was all that was left of his wife, and the demons took her away oooOOooOooOOooo
DOOM Guy is just demonic John Wick
You messed with bun you get the BFG gun
"I'm made in God's image, flyer than an angel. Out they set some ground rules by which I don't play well
"
That bar was so fire
He's the literal MAN OF ACTION
I seen you somewhere before but where!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Nice meeting you again *BUDDY*
@@articusramos808 hmmmm i think on yt 🤔
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"I used to be a non believer as well until I looked in the mirror and saw myself"
Easily the most badass lyrics in the song
Like that scientist Elena who went from: "He is a human who is just stronger" straight to "He is a God. They only fear one thing and it's him!"
@@LaserTractor No, he's not a God, he's DOOM itself.
He doesn't wait for the four horsemen he is the apocalypse
Alucard Tepes in my eyes he looks like a cleaner. Like that type of guy who "alright boys, girls, you had your war-time, created a mess and now I'm gonna deal with all of you"
@@alucardtepes0406 the four horsemen are the super shotgun, BFG, heavy cannon, and chainsaw.
Doomguy: “Even though I lost you, I won’t let it break me.”
Also Doomguy: *proceeds to break half of hell's population instead*
oh yeah he didn't let it break him it broke them
"Look who's the boss now!!"
Because the demons killed daisy, they triggered the Doom Slayer and broke themselves
"Half"? Idk bout that one man, he kinda wiped Mars twice and Earth+Mars once more
@@IrradiatedNova true
Headcanon: Demons now see bunnies as cursed terrors that are warnings of inevitable destruction.
Daisy: gets killed
Doomslayer: so you have chosen... death
And yet... That vision became their fucking hubris.
"The Doom Slayer's heart swelled with power at the sight of his loathsome companion, a creature of the daylight, of flesh and blood. He drew strength from IT, as he before had only drawn strength from the eternal legions of DOOM. All knew of ITS power, and what might the Slayer wielded because of IT. And so, the Dark Lord of the Eighth Age, seeking to undermine the Slayer in his unholy crusade, sought to destroy the Slayer's companion. The trap was laid, but the battle that commenced is only spoken of, for the Doom Slayer destroyed three of the eternal circles of Hell in retaliation for what transpired. ITS name is only whispered of in the deepest, darkest pits of Hell. For it is to invite complete destruction, to provoke the Slayer's unrelenting wrath. Of all the unholy icons in Hell, the image of the Slayer's companion is the most feared, if only for the rage that its sight would stoke in him."
Kinda like Lo Wang
@@fbiuzz Oh
Demon: *They took his shotgun sir and killed his bunny.*
Satan: *Oh*
Shiot
Satan: *oh...........................OH*
Satan: we are SO fucked
Very sad and soft *Oh*, to say the least
Satan: *_TELL ME WERE THE CULPRITS ARE, NOW!_*
Imp: *Oh, they are at the shop.*
Satan: *Alright, I'll head there.*
Demons : *invade earth*
Doomguy: *i sleep*
Demons: *kill doomguy’s rabbit*
Doomguy: your free trial of life has expired
Doomslayer is the ultimate no u
Demons: Invade earth
Doomguy: *sleeps*
Demons: kill Doomguys rabbit
Doomguy: This just got personal
(Note I just changed it a little)
You can see daisy in a few levels. Daisy is still alive just a adventurous rabbit
@@SCP-yr5vw if we tell you, the demons might get her.
🤣🤣
Can we Take a moment to agree that the live action bunny they used is fuckin' adorable
Yeah
We can actually
Yup
@@PantsyPaws indeed good sir
Also the doom slayer was a marine. Which means that bunny might have been given to him as a therapy pet
Doomslayer:" regular death metal"
Demons:" kills a bunny"
Doomslayer:" angered fueled heavy death metal begins rising from the depths of hell"
Doom slayer: cocks shotgun "its personal"
Demons.....where the boss music coming from?.....oh no..
*DOOM 2016 RIP AND TEAR STARTS PLAYING*
Nah, it’s first Heavy Metal, and then Death Metal when Daisy’s killed
*BFG Divison starts playing*
So basically: the first one was the story song, this is the gameplay rap.
And both are absolute bangers.
i think thats the other way around
btw I'm the 300th person to leave a like on this comment,
GluedTo AWall well I’m the 314th
I agree with this
I think both are story related. After all this one is for Daisy. :)
I feel like this one fits Doomguy’s character a lot better. He’s not outright blasphemous or rude, he’s just not willing to put up with anyone’s shit and is on a bend to eradicate all demonkind as vengeance for every soul they’ve taken.
And he also really misses his poor pet bunny.
'cause that was his only friend?
@@rizapirdal4787 he has Isabelle
Rob-Bot but it confirms in the game that the Doomslayer is Doomguy.
@@dogeboithedoomslayer he knows. Daisy's in Eternal.
Never mess with a man's rabbit. You'll just end up dead
Daisy: **gets killed violently **
The demons:**sadistic laughter**
Doom Slayer: ** finds Daisy dead**
Also Doom Slayer:**Angy Af**
The demons: "Come on, Tod! You HAD to piss off the ONLY PERSON who can kill us all?!?"
THINK TOD THINK WAS IT REALLY WORTH IT TO KILL SLAYERS BUNNY?!
Seconds later they were dead
Lol true
Now, they are nothing but a small puddles
😂😂
John Wick: Someone killed my dog, so I ended their lives.
Doomguy: Hold my sentinel batteries.
Lol
Pretty much.
Dude
Doomguy: *casually slaughters all of hell*
Your JOHN WICK evolved into DOOMGUY
John wick: kills the people who killed his dog
Doom guy: kills all demons in hell because they killed his bunny
funny john wicks dog is named daisy and doomguys bunny is named daisy aswell
John wick: *holds pencil*
His enemies: *runs in fear*
Doom guy: *meditates to reduce anger*
Demons: I have decide that I want to leave, *help* ...
Doom guys is like John Wick gone super sayen
This needs a crossover
Doom Wick
Demons: kills doomguys bunny
Doomguy:
*in 10 seconds you will have a* *dislocated soul and broken neck*
Just that cat hits them so hard it dislocated there soul
It will dislocated in 2 seconds
Make that 1 second
@@rommesinon1337 I had to do a double take. You better run dude
@@cyberstrikebeast7997 oh shit
Daisy's soul : daddy, which demon was the one u killed most brutality?
Doom slayer : the one who put u to bed forever my darling
You broke me down to tears this was so wholesome
so wholesome and funny for some reason
This is so CUTE!!!❤❤❤
@@dreathsakura3506💀
Demons: I am not scared of you
Doom Slayer: You will die braver than most
Demon thats not dead yet: Ah, Finally! A Worthy Opponent! Our Battle Will Be Legendary!
Doomguy: *Pulls out the Crucible and the Unmaykr* Begone, BUNNY KILLER!!
Demon: *Fucking Dies*
There's a big difference between bravery and stupidity
Yes. Yes they did. But they still died.
Is that a star wars reference?
Doom guy is the definition of manyness next to the master chief
Fun fact : Since doom slayer is a marine, daisy was probably his therapy bunny so he wasn't destroyed mentally by his work. So we can say demons really get him mad.
RIGHT
Don't you love when devs do their homework?
Now slaying demons became his therapy
That makes things even more tragic. Here's how I see how it happened:
BJ Blazkowicz(Is that how you spell it?) the 3rd (Doomguy's theorized real name), wrecked by the mental toll of having to kill on a daily basis, to the point that everyone noticed, his commander decided to get a therapy animal for him, as well as the other Marines.
Doomguy would grow to be spending more and more time with Daisy, to the point that his commander let him take Daisy home.
Flash forward to when he kills his commander, and he asks one of his close friends to take care of Daisy while he's on Mars. With Daisy still on Earth, Doomguy's mental health and stability slowly degrade, and he likely begins to suffer from schizophrenia. Because of Daisy gone, he begins talking to himself to try and help his mental health. Flash forward to after Doomguy killing the Spider Mastermind, he goes back to Earth, only to discover Daisy, or, what's left of the poor thing. Seeing his only mental crutch dead in front of him, he begins to slip into insanity, vowing to kill every demon he finds, in honor of Daisy.
Rest in Peace, Daisy.
???-1993
@@missmillion3864 damn.... That's escalated from 0 to 100 percent real quick
Satan: I’m sorry, ALL THIS OVER A BUNNY?!
Doomguy: *loads Shotgun*
doom slayer: DAMN RIGHT!
I remembered that there was a hell priest that was trying to offer anything to doom guy but got shot.
I guess doomguy dont want daisy. He want to fight for daisy.
"She wasn't just a bunny. She was my best friend...and your hordes killed her. You plucked my Daisy. YOU. PLUCKED. MY. DAISY."
Punctuated with a vengeful beating of such legendary proportions, Kratos, Asura, and Kenshiro shed tears of envy and approval.
Doomguy: You're goddamn right.
(Breaking Bad joke)
Satan : I will be dead in approximately in 2 seconds
Finally, a song that rhymes "snuggle-puffer" with "suffer".
I make demons snuggle puffer
I hate the pun
@@Azrael_The_Helldiverit's a good one tho lol
SUFFER AS I HAVE
I read a fan theory one time that Pud'n from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" became the Doom Guy, now I see how it correlates 😂
I love how, no matter how many more reasons he does it, DOOM SLAYER'S main motivation to kill HELL ITSELF is because demons killed his bunny.
Which I completely understand
alex recrem It wasn’t his complete motivation but it was one of them it was mostly his home planet being attacked over and over again by demons and also locking himself in hell after 64 give him a lot of PTSD and hatred towards demons and the death of his rabbit just added to that
alex recrem I would do the same if they did that
Well if they even slightly hurt my pet bunny (if I had one) I’d just make fully atomic infinite supper shotgun then well you can imagine the rest
Same
@@dianajimenez4406 < locking himself in hell after 64 give him a lot of PTSD and hatred towards demons and the death of his rabbit just added to that
Actually, Doom 64 takes place after Doom II. So, Daisy was already dead.
This man as lost his family, his home, his mind, his life, and Daisy. *heavy metal stops* *loads shot gun* *death metal begins*
And you know what they say about men with nothing left to lose. And this time, it was something more than just a man.
I wasn't first to like this comment but at least I was 69th
Exactly
*UNHAPPY NOISES*
He also lost his son
Doomguy: *loving his sweet rabbit daisy*
Demons: *kills daisy*
Demons: wait, why do I hear boss music
Slayer: cocks shotgun "who's first"
Sets infinite ammo with malicious bfg killing intent
New objective: *survive*
Boss level 100 has arrived
Demons: *kill bunny*
Doomguy: *raises to level infinite* let's go bitch.
Earth: invaded by demons
Doom slayer: meh. Don't care.
Demons: kill his daisy
Doom slayer: *metal intensifies*
bunny: *Dies*
Doom guy/slayer: *Im about to take down a whole Dimension*
Or I am about to do what's called a pro gamer move
Hey it pays or black mail the human race for money if he can kill an entire dimension well he is on good terms
Two, if you count Urdak.
*9 dimensions
I’m about to end this mans whole *dimension*
“I do it all for you daisy”
Humanity: *are we a joke to you*
Doom slayer: oh yeah I forgot about you guys
marie louissaint
Doomslayer: You guys were the spark but Daisy’s death was the gasoline that fueled my unbridled fury.
marie louissaint considering the fact that they also had a hand with this... yes. If I remember in doom 2016 they were trying to find ways to get a supple or something
@@doonkeythegreatsullivan9459 they were trying to use argent energy as a solution the energy crisis on Earth
Who cares about them what they do for him, other than get in his way.
Well his new mission is actually to save humanity and he actually listens to a human survivor camp that plans on fighting against the demons
Doom slayer:
**proceeds to get a new bunny**
Maykr:
**proceeds to kill this bunny**
Satan:
*CONGRATULATIONS YOU PLAYED YOURSELF*
Satan: finally I might get a break from his fury
@@TH3_r0yal Unknown Voice: NOOOOOO!!!
Satan: Huh... either I'm hearing things, or God just had an existential crisis.
Makyr: *kills Daisy*
Satan and all of his demons: we know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two
If I was doomsayer I would have gotten Isabella form animal crossing just for the meme
@@DanBeamer i would remember everytime i was pissed off and use that combined with a berserk buff
Fun Fact: According to the DOOM lore, the Doom Slayer didn't just lose his pet rabbit Daisy, but he also lost his wife and son, which sets up the events on Doom 2 Hell on Earth.
I have heard a shamelessly metal song about brutally killing demons with the phrase “snuggle-puffer” in it. My life is now complete.
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Doomguy loving and losing Daisy felt like it’s John Wick all over again. Such tragedy.
-Turned into a horror slasher film for the demons.
Technically wouldn't John Wick have came after DOOMguy? Since DOOM came first
@@joeysandoval5269 Pretty much, yeah.
Personally, I watched John Wick movies before playing DOOM (2016).
Geo G but the the daisy meme come from Doom (1995).
*They say he has killed trillions of demons with his shotgun*
*Then he found the ammo for it*
Heh * realization*
Glory kills : stonks :]
@@averagecorollaenjoyer1986 chainsaw - :D
Oh my god that has to be a glory kill
Wait what
Doom guy : Rember daisy the bunny you killed in cold blood
Demon : what’s it to you?
Doom guy : EVERYTHING!
They had over 7 Billion humans to kill. They could have done as they pleased.
But one, ONE demon just had to kill the Slayer's rabbit.
Before, it was a war against hell. Now, it's a slaughter made personal.
When you get greedy with your kills
Just had to kill my fucking bunny
Well he left a review that it was tasty was it worth it tho ?
Yeah he screwed all of hell
This song actually gives me Old School JT *Machinima* vibes in a *LOT* of places and I love it.
Im getting a we happy few vibe as well at the beginning
Agreed it’s dope
@@skyford3663 song could've been a bit more bipolar.. like more jarring shifts from lovey-dovy bunny talk to pure demon hatred. It would've fit better with DOOMGUY.
The other doom song he made wasn’t the best to be honest. It didn’t have the same vibe that fight like hell had. But this has a different vibe that still gives the same effect like” fight like hell” had
Same here
Demons: **Kills Daisy**
Doomslayer: Your Free Trial of the Afterlife has ended.
lol hahaahaha
Demon:hearing the doomslayer is coming to earth
Demon who killed DAISY:HIDE THE BODY!
Other demon:SO put the head on a spear for everyone to see?
Dwkd:WHAT NO NO
Other demon:SO YES
DWKD:NO NO NO
OTHER DEMON:already did it.
Dwkd in a low tone:you doomed us all
True lol
Demons:WELL SH--
DOOMSAYER:*shotgun sots*
Other demons:oh fuck fuck!!!
Doom guy in an alternate universe: *ruler of hell and chilling in a castle of bones with daisy*
Earth: I have decided I want to die
My guy predicted it.
Demon: When I grow up-
Doom Slayer: N O
That's the best thing I've seen today
Is that a NF reference I see?
Ya won't get to 3
I shall ruin the 69 likes
Made me exhale through my nose
Demon:it was just a bunny
Doom slayer: *MY BUNNY*
*OUR bunny.
@@iamazngi9540 no HIS Bunny communism is for losers
@Zulfikar Agustian but if you took care of the rabbit Think of the pay, Or you just have befriend the Slayer himself
Also Slayer: A soul for a population. *SOUNDS FUNKY IM IN*
@@iamazngi9540 00000
Doomguy: The only good demon is a dead demon
Goblin Slayer: Ah I see your a man of culture as well.
Souka
NOW LETS MAKE THIS DEMONS GOOOOOOOD!!!!
Goblin slayer is just mideval DOOMSLAYER
Who else wants to see a Doom and Goblin Slayer crossover game/show?
@Ian Buchanan John Wick. Enough said.
I suspect that after Daisy died and the doom guy found out, every demon across every plane of reality and universe suddenly heard boss music
It was at this moment that THEY knew they f**ked up
A bit of context: The Doom Guy was already fighting hell, he'd already thwarted the initial invasion at mars. Then the demons attacked earth and killed Daisy literally minutes before Doom Guy returned. As in, the blood was fresh.
Bad luck demons.
demons:why do we hear boss music we are the boss.
um idiota por ai
Doomguy now the doomslayer: *n o t a n y m o r e*
First it was about survival. Now it’s about revenge.
He made it his personal affair when they killed his bunny
Demon's would have an easier fight if that one demon hadn't of killed daisy
Doomguy: *sleeps*
Demons: *kills daisy*
Doomguy: *goes on a rampage killing every demon he sees*
Being serious right now the word daisy brought a lot of memories back
Me to.
no dayzi is not dead found bazis
John wick
Demons:kill daisy
Doomguy:Buenos dias fuckboy
@@balintsomogyi4548 that's just an Easter Egg for people who get the reference. It isn't actually her.
Fun fact: the doomslayer never pulls the trigger, the bullets just leave the barrel because they know better
The Demons die before the bullets even get to them
His pure anger forces it out
100% cannon information right here
add chuck norris to the mix with the demons killing his pet cat named daisy
I don’t know how to respond to this
Doomslayer: lost his daisy
John wick: lost his dog
John wick: wanna collab?
Doomslayer: sure
People ask me, “what’s the plot of doom?” I always respond “Imagine if John Wick but with a bunny and he kills demons.”
Stereotypical Metalhead and is overpowered with a shit ton of demonic weapons
Actually john wick is a rip off of doom slayer
draco king oh yeah, my bad. Thanks for correcting me
Stereotypical Metalhead it’s good fam, after all it’s a good way for people to know the plot of Doom
Isaac Yeon thank you
I got fooled by the intro and I’m like “oh, a kind song? Ok?” Then as time rolled by “ahhhhhhh there it is.”
After Boris and Bastion these songs can't fool me anymore
It always gets awesome
Same here lmao
Well it was an April fool's song of course it's not all gonna be sweet and happy.
Tommy Reed
Ah and it was all sweet and happy it would of been an even bigger prank
What I think Doomguy should say in some dialogue in hell;
I'm not trapped in hell with you demons, YOU are all trapped here with ME
This has been edited to be a tribute to Rick May. May he Rest In Peace.
He doesn't need to say it. *_Everybody_* knows.
They took away his speech but he probably woulda said something like " RUN BIG GUUUUUTS "
ha, love the tf2 reference.
YOU JUST HAD TO BRING HIM HERE!!!!
though to be fair, he would have one literal hell of a time in hell, so yeah
RIP Rick, may you rocket jump to kick commie butt in heaven
But he isn't dead. He just has been recluited for God's army and neede to rocket-jump very high
“You know, I was gonna make that my gamer tag. But SOME ASSHOLE already took it. And I’m gonna FUCKING KILL HIIIIIMMMM”
That bit always destroys me 😂
2:07 lol
Holy shit this song is a journey...
And I’m here for it 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hello nice to see you here
Where duh fuck is the fortnite chapter 2 season 4 rap?
@@Thecloaker_ non existent
DOOM SLAYER ;-;
Oh hey Fabvl
Someone Religious: Doing bad deeds like killing won’t do you good reasoning.
Doomslayer: *Loads Double-Barrel Shotgun With Vengeful Intent*
This don't count
I’m religious and I feel like violence was always the answer in cases like these.
Well he is killing Demons IN HELL. It kinda feels like he is doing God's service, don't it?
Steel barreled sword of vengeance
**yeeting of meathook**
“My Crucible never misses”. The thousands of imps who got in my way while I was aiming for a tyrant disagree.
Still hit something
I don’t think you can disagree when you have a sword cutting through your windpipe
it never misses a throat
They said it never misses, they never said it never misses the intended target
You're just bad
Idc how old this song is i just have to say this....
Thanks for making this! After my Bun son passed away Doom was my Escape i rewatched Markiplier play the first one over and over and when the second came out i broke down realizing that they had put her in the game so you can see her. This song helped being able to see that little bugger of a cutie so closely to Daisy's look was fantastic. I plan on having more Buns and absolutely will name one Daisy in memory of not only my past son and how I got help to move on from his loss but also just covering over a whole moment of time.
Shout out to all my Bunmoms and Bundads!! May your little ones live the best life their little cotton tail deserves!
Most characters in games that seek revenge it's usually because they lost someone close like a friend or family member or there out to protect the human race but doom slayer is out for blood cause some demon decided to kill his rabbit out of every game franchise I've played this is the most heartwarming revenge story
I think daisy dying was just the last tie to earth being severed. He lost his best freind so he has no reason to stay, plus the hell ptsd in doom64 he chose to stay because what did he have leftp
@@thatguythisguy4247 yea
Yah I mean it's gotta hurt when some jar head demon kills ur sweet bunny
My guess is that it was his support animal
God: Welcome to heaven kid
We got Jesus Christ
Julius Caesar
And Doomguy
Kid: What did Doomguy do
God: He killed Satan
🤣😂
kid: why
DOOMGUY: Rabbitt
actually it'd be "kid: why?
doom guy:he killed my f@02ing bunny
kid:oh damn that b@!03
“Why is he here, I thought he kills demons?”
Satan: “He killed god...wellll kinda at least.”
Me: “Oh ok......... *HOLD* *ON* *FUCKING* *WHAT!?*
He would rather got to hell to rip and tear
How 5 year olds feel after breaking an arm off of a lego man:
Lmao
Heh come on when we were all five we struggled with it too
Lol
@@Ronald-lb5fz How do you feel after getting ripped off?
i mean it is tru
"So if I can't kill them, I'll just make them f#cking suffer"
Perfect plan, I'd do the same damn thing
Slayer: daisy now you want to pull the trigger
Daisy: what does it do?
"Pulls trigger"
SPLURTS
Daisy: that was fun lets do it again
Slayer: good Daisy.
Samittimamitti *wholesome*
Daisy died because of a demon cutting her head off and posting it on a stick in the doomguys front yard. behind it is a demonic tower that holds the demons that you f*ck up.
someone make fanart of doom slayer holding Daisy letting her shoot the BFG
What a waste of BFG ammo
Dwayne Stephen B. Vargas and the Hunters for Daisy, never
Doom guy: *hits a demon so hard his head caves into his chest* "oh the things I do for love"
He just sadly groans "OH THE THINGS I DO FOR LOVE" with every glory kill
@@sportyzmech2104 That image is so funny for some reason.
I just discovered this song on Pandora with absolutely no warning about what it was. I was about to skip it at first but then the tone completely changed and I'm so glad I never skipped it omg
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU IN PANDORA!?!?!?!?!
Same
I found this video on the day it dropped here on RUclips. I thought it was an actual April Foos joke until I decided to watch the full video. I only saw the first few seconds the first time around.
I think I clicked on this because I was curious and never heard of the other Doom raps JT did, then I heard the beginning of the song and immediately knew how it would go down 😭
Like this is Doom we're talking about lol
He actually didn’t do any of this his anger and heartbreak did. Daisy this is for you the best bunny in the world
"Remember, demons can be an offensive word. The preferred term is Mortally Challenged."
Best quote ever
Hello again *BUDDY*
*Every fucking one*
The best there is, fellow slayer
Timestamp?
@@thedripcritic9379 it's actually in the game its self 😅
I like how he basically murdered all of hell just to avenge his bunny.
I love DOOM.
Auraflash S Knight what’s sad is he didn’t do it just because they killed her. He did it because they remind him of what they took from him. He keeps her back left paw on a chain, to remind him of “innocents lost”. That part makes me sad.
@@metalrain300 yet, it seems she’s Alive, daisy can be seen on most levels hidden...
So unless doom guy got another rabbit, or it’s a different dimension where she exists...
Budgieking no she did die, doom 1 and 2 shows that. I think the rabbit you see is a mental image of her that he wants to see cuz he misses her. It would explain why you see her in places where rabbits really shouldn’t be.
@@TheBudgieKing < So unless doom guy got another rabbit
Only in Quake Champions.
@@cfruge444 probably the case
DoomGuy: “Has bunny”
Satan: “kills bunny”
Top 10 seconds before disaster meme
To be contunued...
More like...
Gordon Freeman: It was at that moment in his life that Satan realized, he fucked up.
He did all of this, all of this carnage for a bunny...
*RESPECT* +1000
I love that the Slayer's love of cute things isn't just something the fans came up with but is actually canon.
Doom guy: I'm gonna need more for the crime you've just committed
@Bubba Fett
Demons: taunt Doom Guy with images of Isabelle being tortured
Doom Guy: *You talk mad shit for demons within Glory Kill range*
@@namegobrrrr7192 considering he went from 0 to 60mph. On the first hell priest he killed. Yeah that demon is dead before it couls even finish its sentence.
It's the most wholesome thing
Got that right he called daisy his little snuggle-puffer 😂 3:49
John wick: a mafia boy killed my dog
Doomguy: they took me rabbit-
John wick: i think thats the beginning of a wonderful friendship
Agreed.
I agreed
I wanna see a cross over NOW!
Not to mention both John's dog and Doomguy's pets share the name Daisy.
wonder who would win in a fi- never mind why am i even asking obviously the doom slayer would win i mean hes a literal god but it'd be a fun fight
Demon: *Kills Daisy*
Icon of sin: What is your goal here? to get everybody to hate you? cuz it's workin.
Yes in fact nobody revive Daisy we need the doom slayer to kill all the demons so we can continue to post kek or cringe
More like
Icon of sin: OH S#!T
@@therealboomshlamian700 no
@@thegradyfiles Nothing you said made any sense, but I have a feeling that you're 100% correct.
*Damn right it's working.*
Let's not forget, this legendary rabbit is the reason for one man driving hell to extinction.
I never expected this. But i'm so glad it exists. Just remember everyone, the whole reason the Doomguy went back to hell, was to slaughter demons for revenge for killing his pet Bunny
Like any reasonble badass would do.
Kayne Beretta a other reason he did is when the demons invaded earth after doomguy stopped a invasion it was in his hometown so like daisy its personal
Demon explaining to cultists why Doom guy is slaughtering them
Didn't the demons put Daisy head on a spike for him to see as well?
Doom slayer:... wait where’s daisy-
(Mean while in hell)
Satan:... so let me get this straight... you went to earth
Imp: yeah
Satan: you to the doom slayers house... which is orbiting earth...
Imp: yeah
Satan: and after that what did you do?
Imp: I ate a rabbit
Satan:... was it in a cage and have a collar that said “ Daisy”
Imp:yea-... I see the problem no-
Satan: *OH DO YOU NOW!!!*
(Knock at the door)
Satan: .-. ... can you call the icon of sin
Imp: RIGHT AWAY SIR ( grabs the phone dials icons number and throws it to Satan)
Satan: ok icon we... have a situation...
Icon: is it the doom slayer
Satan: it’s the doom slayer...
Icon:... um... ok just get him to go to heaven and I’ll deal with him
Satan:... please don’t tell me I have to use my last favor...
Icon: but it’s the only way
Satan: Fine
(After icons defeat)
Satan: GOD DAMN IT I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE ASKED FOR MY LAST FAVOR
(Knock at the door again)
Satan:... back door now
Imp should evacuate everyone-
Satan: I’m pretty sure their all almost dead now go
Imp: alright sir
This makes no sense and went on too long
I DESTROY ALL NIGHTMARES WITH THE SIX POWERFULL FREINDS THAT CAN KILL ALL MAN KIND................NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DEATH OF THEASE DARN THING IS SO ENJOYFULL......................sorry I just needed a ice cream.............demon:kills JAWS me:YOU R DEEEEEAAAAAAD ALL OF YOU me:kills all demons in first stage in one hit . mid boss: welp time to go on a vacay me: OH NO U DONT mid boss: sh#t
That was hilarious
I feel as though I shouldn't have used my past favor
@BubbaFett TV yep
Devil: *kills Daisy*
Doomguy: *destroys army and runs at the devil fully armed*
Devil: *runs at seeing that and prays for forgiveness*
Luna Kitsune it’s demons, they are slightly different, devils are the ones to make contracts, demons prefer murder
@@rolandcaters7258 thanks for telling me and I don't mean to be rude but when I was typing devil I met Satan and did not feel like tying it over
Luna Kitsune understandable
Luna Kitsune
DoomSlayer: Why are you running? Why are running?
Devil: SCREAMS
"If Athiests want proof of a god I'll give it to them with a running gunning boot to the jaw"
"I used to be a nonbeliever just as well until I took a look in the mirror and I saw myself"
These lines in the song hit different after beating Ancient Gods
"Yeah, I think I'm back!"
John Wick
"Fawk y'all, my suspension timeout is over!"
Doomguy
ruclips.net/video/MZlm2K66iCs/видео.html
so the doom slayer is murdering the entire demon race, razed all of hell, blasted a hole in mars, killed the icon of sin, and turned heaven into a desecrated place like hell, just to avenge his pet rabbit...
I LOVE THIS GUY!!
yes
Lets not forget he also doomed Vega to never resurrect just so he could bring god back to life so he could kill him too for making the demons
@@khainedagon2202 wait what?
@@StormRye982 read the lore technically the dark lord was god and created Vega/The Father and the Seraphim to help him create immortality so that his people would never die.
@@khainedagon2202 ok sorry I'm not really into doom lore
Demons: kill Daisy
Also all demons in hell after a day: Pablo, why aren't we alive?
Question: Would Demons go to Hell after Doomslayer killed them or would there be a far worse, grueling, terrifying area they'd be sent?
Instead of a place full of demons it is full of doomguys
@@tedscheett9420 that's why there are so many demons, they just go back to hell.
I think they just regenerate in a special place in hell, like a spawn area, just like in pac-man
@@tedscheett9420 yes because in doom 2016 when the Slayer killed the Cyber demon and went to hell we watch as the Cyber demon is resurrected
My life is complete I’ve never heard a song about brutally killing demons with the word “snuggle puffer” it’s amazing
I have a pet bunny.
I’m not saying I’m the doomslayer.
I’m just saying I understand.
I have a dog, and I understand. Because even if God kills my dog, I would willingly march into heaven and slap 'im.
I have a cat and i have a bunny 2 of my favorite animals i understand too i made a promise to whatever killed ether 1 of them that i would obliterate whatever killed them
Also they are in different houses because i don't think cats and bunnys will get along to well but better safe than sorry
@@loganfreeman2509 Klonoa: *visible confusion*
*It's pretty much fanon that he's a cat-rabbit hybrid.*
@@parkertdm1652 Understandable
and would do the same if he killed my guinea pigs
and would use a knife to slap him
Heads of hell: "So what drives the slayer"
Speaker: "one horde was responsible for his pets death"
Heads of hell: "...we have armoured john wick coming after us..."
Heads of hell: who was given infinite stamina strength speed n can hold n arsenal of weapons
Every demon: Panic
Heads of hell: well we have time to get ready for his arriv.....
Doom guy: Allow me to reintroduce myself.
@@vomg1583 Allow me to re-reintruduce myself atually lol
No John wick learned from DOOOOOMMM
Demon lord: about to attack earth: CHARGE!
Demon army: *charges 3 feet and stops*
Demon lord: Why are you stoping!?
Demon army: Daisy is in the way.
Demon lord: RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They need the UnHoly Hand Grenade
Now imagine there being a cloning machine in doom eternal................................
@@malekosmom2303 Don’t you dare taint this video with a reference to that comic.
Furious Pusher wait WHAT comic???????????????????????????????? Also imagine halo and doom eternal having a crossover...........
@@malekosmom2303 Look up ‘Daisy Eternal.’
Blind guy: looks at Daisy funny
Doomguy: loads shotgun with malicious intent*
Satan: I hear you canceled our invasion of Earth
New Spider Mastermind: Yes sir I did
Satan: And may I ask why?
Spidermastermind: Yeah well, cause our troops destroyed The Doomslayer's house sir, and uh... Killed his pet bunny
Satan: ...Oh...
3:36
...Shit...
Doomguy: Hello may if I move in?
spongeyspikes09 pretty much sums up the game
Nice john wick reference
Satan: wait you killed his bunny!!!!!! ARE YOU MAD!!!!!
Doom guy. DID SOMEBODY SAY RABBIT
Demon that killed Daisy: *Appears in front of DoomSlayer*
DoomSlayer: *Laughs maniacally while loading double-barrel shotgun*
Demon: confused svreaming
I think you mean pulling out his crucible
Doomslayer:Continues to laugh insanely as he loads shell after shell into the demon corpse
He then proceeds to smash the shotgun in his face making he scream of pain nobody comes he is alone,doomguy prooceds to torture him makking him suffer and want to die.
No no the duel hexagon shotgun
As someone with rabbits as a favorite animal...
I'd say that this is not an overreaction to demons killing your pet bunny.
I think anyone whos not a sadistic lunatic would agree tbh, lol!
Infact, he handled this quite calmly.
Any pet really.
Tbh he undereacted
He's not overreacting but he took so calmly
Demons: *Sees another cute animal*
First demon: Don’t touch it. You remember what happened the first time?
*Nodding*
First demon: then let’s back away slow-
*Sound of shotgun cocking in background*
For a minute I thought the title was called: "Sing for Disney"
Disney wants there money back
the mouse decides your fate
@@reymichaelsungazornosa4040 Mickey voice: "you'll join the rest of your race in Nekravol!"
Le weird one :3 ha huh! We own doom slayer now!
Mickey:So I see that your wildly succesful and make a lotta money in the gaming industry eh?
I do know that your methods are a bit violent so maybe tone it down beacuse I would very much like to own you and you'll be a part of Disney! Huh huh
So whats say you change your name from Doom Slayer to something more kid friendly huh huh-
Doom Slayer:🖕
*Proceeds to stab Mickey with*
*middle finger*
John wick loses his dog and goes on a killing rampage.
Doomslayer loses his bunny and brutally murders demons and the icon of sin several times.
Honestly I see no difference between the two
Doomguy started blasting
Johnwick gave a speech before started blasting
John wick gave them time to realized the doors are locked.
Doomslayer didn't.
@@matthewwilliams8267 John wick was locked in a room with people
Demons were locked in a room with Doomguy
@@cicakblaster247 but in both cases, only one person walked out of that room.
@@matthewwilliams8267 Good point but in one case you have a dude who's yelling incoherently and beating supernatural demons to a pulp
and then you have a dude who's spinning around clearing 50 dudes with just what he can find aswell as his bare arms
Demons are like
Demon: Kills daisy
Demon: why do I hear genocide already and a chainsaw
Doomslayer: You have sentenced hell for eternal war
This is why the seraphim took his ability to speak when granting him immortality XD
“You see I used a non-believer just as well”
“Until I took a look in the mirror and saw myself”
Damn that’s smooth
Satan: Where’s the Spider Mastermind?
Imp: I’ll get him immediately, your unholiness.
Spider Mastermind: Yeah, Satan?
Satan: WHY IS THE SLAYER’S BUNNY DEAD!?
Spider Mastermind: I... ate it.
Satan: DOOMSLAYER! I KNOW WHO KILLED YOUR BUNNY!
Spider Mastermind: (under breath) fuck!
DOOMGUY: *That spider thing? Ah, well, it's dead.*
Grim reaper:oh damn am I next
@@Scp-pj7jt 😆😆
This is why you feed the brain protein not brain food
Dark Lord: "You f***ed up."
Demon Peon: "What? We've done what you asked! We've decimated Earth!"
Dark Lord: "I'm not talking about Earth!"
Demon Peon: "What? The space marine?!"
Dark Lord: "That space marine....is the Doom Slayer."
Demon Peon: ".....oh...."
Dark Lord: "The Slayer is a man of focus, commitment...sheer will. Something you know very little about. I once saw him kill a demon with his own arm bone. His...f***ing...arm bone. The bodies he buried have laid a foundation for the nightmares that haunt us to this day. And then days after his banishment you steal his gun and kill his f***ing rabbit."
Demon Peon: "My Lord! I can make this right! We can finish what we started! PLEASE!!!"
Dark Lord: "HEED ME. The Slayer will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can DO NOTHING. Now get out of my sight!"
Appreciate the time you put into this. Well done !
I must see a comic of this
"I once saw him kill a Titan with his bare hands"
This is true the Doomslayer did do this.
This need more likes
Is these a motherfu*ing John Wick reference?
john wick: kills 50 men for his dog
doomguy: kills 1,000,000,000 demons to avenge his bunny
me looking at john wicks: oh
me looking at doomguys: ....... wow
Demons: LET'S KILL EVERY SINGLE LIVING THING ON EARTH.
Doomguy: *eyebrowse rise*
Demons: *Kill Daisy*
Doomguy: ...
Facility alert: "Emergency, The slayer took the BFG 10.000. Evacuate immediately*
*"You cant just blow a hole into the surface of Mars!"*
*New Mission Objective: Blow a hole in Mars*
It’s over 9,000!!!!!!
Demon1" *WAIT, HE TOOK THE WHOLE THING!?* "
Demon2:" *OH WE ARE SOOO FUCKING DEAD!!!*
Satan:Calm dow-! Wait. Were is [Demon3]!?"
DOOMGuy:"Surprise Motherfuckers."
Satan:" *OH FU-!* " (dies)
Demon1&2:" *HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT!* " (dies)
DOOMGuy:"Welp, I'm done here."
@@chazbear28 He's never done
@@LzzyDaBzzy *Done here*
*He needs a talk with the maykers*
Demon 1: kills some bunny
Demon 2: wait what was it's name
Demon 1 daisy,why?
Demon 2: it waz WHAT
Doomguy : bonjour
Doom guy:so it was you
demon1:hey who was the bunny again?
Demon2:daisy
Doom guy:hola soy dora(cocks the30 guns he has on his back
Reasons for genocide:
John wick: Daisy
Slayer: Daisy
= Doom Wick
I like the idea behind Doom Wick it's funny to me
Doom/John Wick crossover now
XDD
After i watched the 1 john wick movie i said the same thing
@@jirosomer1204 yes it must be done
Bro chill. I never asked for you to make a song this good.
"Obligatory Mick Gordon reference. METAL"
That's a good one
At first I thought he meant Gordon Ramsay
Can someone please make a live action or animation of this? Like Doomguy with a guitar, singing the sweet parts to Daisy, while being held and hugged by little angel girl with a halo over both their heads? And then at the last sweet part, "So if I can't kill them, I'll just make them f#%king suffer" at the word "make" Doomguy puts down the guitar and reloads his shotgun, and rushes towards the demons, trying to run away from him?
Hit me up, when someone makes it
Hmmm we need lots of cranberry juice
Need a lot of demon heads for that but ill make it work
I have a idea he reaches in the guitar and grabs a pistol out of it
Yea I think I can try but I can't promise it will be awesome
POV: you’re an imp in hell talking to your pal possessed soldier
You: me and the other imps just burned down an orphanage, how about you?
Soldier: yeah I just killed a bunny walking in a field!
You: wait what-
*sudden gun cocking noise intensifies*
Possessed soldier: It would appear that I've made a slight error in judgment.
You: NO FUCKING SHIT!
That “made in God’s image” verse hits different with the recent lore drop from Ancient Gods Part 2