Honest Game Trailers | Kingdom Hearts 3

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  • Trailers that tell you the TRUTH about your favorite Video Games: Honest Game Trailers. This week it's Kingdom Hearts 3!
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    Honest Game Trailers | Kingdom Hearts 3
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  • @jafortaier9301
    @jafortaier9301 4 года назад +3657

    "I am 90% sure this game is just an attempt to kill epileptic people."
    This is literally gold

    • @LeFreshmeat
      @LeFreshmeat 4 года назад +22

      Literally?

    • @LuckiSir
      @LuckiSir 4 года назад +7

      Literally?

    • @jafortaier9301
      @jafortaier9301 4 года назад +14

      Sorry.... I am not that good at English.
      Still learning

    • @TheHomelessBird
      @TheHomelessBird 4 года назад +44

      this is an ongoing issue in English actually, “literally” now has a slang meaning that means pretty much the exact opposite of the classic definition. So you used it correctly, just correctly in the slang sense, and incorrectly in the literal sense.
      Hope that was not too confusing

    • @bighouse581
      @bighouse581 4 года назад +8

      Had to pause the video cuz I was laughing soooooo hard

  • @xscythe67
    @xscythe67 4 года назад +3047

    The whole meta of this franchise is that the story is actually a chess game being played by 2 kids as though it's a D&D session.

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 4 года назад +250

      And they cheat. XD

    • @ksaraf23
      @ksaraf23 4 года назад +119

      LupineShadowOmega more accurately, XEHANORT cheats.

    • @ubermaster1
      @ubermaster1 4 года назад +112

      @@ksaraf23 And he STILL losses

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 4 года назад +139

      @@ksaraf23 Oh no. Time travel on the side of light was definitely cheating. The cut-scene even supports this as kid Nort says "No fair." to "The Light can be tricky" bit. They are both definitely cheating, though Darkness cheats first and most often.

    • @linux750
      @linux750 4 года назад +55

      If that's true, I'm gonna need a list of chess pieces as the characters, such as
      Xehanort = King(black)
      Eraqus = King(white)
      Namine = Bishop(white)
      Rikku = Rook(black)
      Sora = pawn(white)
      Vanitas = pawn(black)
      etc.

  • @teahmonaghan
    @teahmonaghan 4 года назад +1050

    "Flamboyant trench coat clad anime boys."
    I have never heard a more accurate description of the organization before and im dying.

  • @Heboux
    @Heboux 4 года назад +197

    ”Maybe your investment for the series died along with the childish ability to feel joy.. ”This hit me hard

  • @lethous7515
    @lethous7515 4 года назад +387

    It’s crazy that when the first one came out I was in 5th grade. When the 3rd launch I was playing it with a baby and dogs next me in my house with a career and a mortgage. Just like the video said. Lol

  • @Eph_Wilson
    @Eph_Wilson 4 года назад +1883

    “8 minutes? That seems kind of long for these.”
    You start explaining the plot.
    “Oooh, I get it now.”

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 4 года назад +94

      after explaining the plot
      " i... i dont get it"

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 4 года назад +32

      To be honest i think the plot has gone to lost levels of pulling it out of thier ass. Even after him explaining it im like what?

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 4 года назад +13

      @@zygas25 just like epic commentator said.. namura ties all up and ended up being a noose to your brain.. like pretty much wtf..

    • @King_Luigi
      @King_Luigi 4 года назад +36

      _"8 minutes? That seems kind of long for these.”_
      (You start explaining the plot.)
      _"...isn't that kinda short for one of these?"_

    • @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
      @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE 4 года назад +5

      It’s not even that confusing. 😂

  • @matthewmorrissey481
    @matthewmorrissey481 4 года назад +1986

    As someone who absolutely LOVES this series: This is pretty accurate.

    • @yoloalchemist
      @yoloalchemist 4 года назад +45

      Same here. There were some points I personally disagreed with, but this is generally on point.

    • @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
      @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE 4 года назад +43

      Aside from the part where people have zero investment in the story, agreed.
      My investment in this series hasn’t been this strong in a long time.

    • @Apachboss12
      @Apachboss12 4 года назад +29

      They really did their homework with this game and the lore. As a fan (who loves the game) I really enjoyes it

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff 4 года назад +11

      As a gamer looking from the outside that was garbled mush but if everyone here says it's right I'll believe them as I've only played FF8 which is the only thing even remotely related to this

    • @matthewmorrissey481
      @matthewmorrissey481 4 года назад +14

      Emmanuel Wil-Jeff word to the wise, don’t start with KH3. You’ll just be lost story wise. Last year they rereleased them all in a All-in-one package for the PS4 that has all of them for 50$. I recommend renting that and playing for like maybe 5-10 hours before deciding to get into the series because no joke it’s a lot of a lot.

  • @Glitch0Angel
    @Glitch0Angel 4 года назад +588

    Kingdom hearts, it's fun, you'll cry, question God or atleast why the hell Donald still doesnt heal you.

    • @shanafrank166
      @shanafrank166 4 года назад +28

      Nikolai Brown because you never learned that you can change his settings 🤣

    • @AdanRayner
      @AdanRayner 4 года назад +11

      Because he's useless! Especially in all the later fights where you're basically flying the whole time, and him and Goofy just stand on the ground watching?

    • @MrRemicas
      @MrRemicas 4 года назад +20

      He was charging up that Zettaflare. Can't waste his MP on you.

    • @ErenYaeger845
      @ErenYaeger845 4 года назад +7

      Its because he was saving all of that up for zettaflare in the Keyblade graveyard lmao
      Damn someone beat me to it. But I'm keeping the comment

    • @ML-tr1hz
      @ML-tr1hz 4 года назад +7

      It's because hes a black mage

  • @SuperLovelessgirl
    @SuperLovelessgirl 4 года назад +80

    The fact that he explains the game and I actually understood it proves, I've invested way too much into this series 🤣

    • @vasudean
      @vasudean Год назад +6

      Same here. Funnily enough, I understood the story and I still think it's stupid with WAY too many asspulls.

  • @Calios
    @Calios 4 года назад +722

    *"In fights where particle effects are flying so thick and fast that the most relevant combat skill is having any idea what the f*ck is going on!"*
    Painfully true.

    • @dragobane4728
      @dragobane4728 4 года назад +3

      Especially in Critical Mode

    • @benjamin7746
      @benjamin7746 4 года назад +3

      No I guess you never played on lvl 1 or just critical

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 года назад +4

      Thought I was the only one! Kingdom Hearts 3 gave me a headache and I would use the major skill attack because I knew they did more damage but had little idea of how to control most of them.

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, I could barely keep track of where the enemies were through the hail of sparks, lasers, explosions, twinkling lights, and fireworks. Not that it mattered in the end most of the time.

    • @TaliesinMyrddin
      @TaliesinMyrddin 4 года назад +4

      One of the data battles felt more like a Dragon Ball Z game than any Dragon Ball Z game I have played, cuz I managed a combo for a good 10 seconds where I couldn't see myself or the enemy boss, due to us both teleporting around the arena as the camera struggled to keep up

  • @dulcae
    @dulcae 4 года назад +234

    “making the already floaty gameplay more disorienting than chugging NyQuil on a merry go-round” NAILED IT

  • @grimmashley8422
    @grimmashley8422 4 года назад +545

    He forgot to mention the second part of the DLC, where you get slapped around by 13 different hard bosses to unlock a secret boss that MIGHT hint at the story of the next game. I haven't beaten a single one.

    • @pyrosianheir
      @pyrosianheir 4 года назад +33

      I tried to fight one of them. Once. Max level, Ultima... but I'm middling at the game, and so left immediately after to have fun with something else. XD

    • @weaponsci
      @weaponsci 4 года назад +31

      Those data battles are a whole new level of abuse. I can't blame them for skipping out on them altogether.

    • @Kingdom850
      @Kingdom850 4 года назад +15

      Might? It literally does....

    • @Gunplabro
      @Gunplabro 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @justchill7823
      @justchill7823 4 года назад +20

      after more than a month at it, im finally at Master Xehanort. in Critical Mode. at level 56.

  • @TyrannosavageRekt
    @TyrannosavageRekt 4 года назад +214

    "...less beloved titles..."
    **shows Hercules, Tangled, and Big Hero 6**
    Wait, what?

    • @thesilverblader6714
      @thesilverblader6714 4 года назад +9

      also showed "Frozen" So like Hercules, Tangled Frozen, and one more.

    • @thesilverblader6714
      @thesilverblader6714 4 года назад +24

      I can kinda agree Frozen is overrated, but Tangled and Big Hero 6 less loved!!? I'm insulted mister honest trailer.

    • @SlavoidUkr
      @SlavoidUkr 4 года назад +12

      I definitely disagree with Tangled. It's an amazing movie, no,

    • @TyrannosavageRekt
      @TyrannosavageRekt 4 года назад +1

      @Aaron Smith What? It made over $650 million, and was a critical darling.

    • @TyrannosavageRekt
      @TyrannosavageRekt 4 года назад +4

      @Aaron Smith For comparison, Guardians of the Galaxy was released that same year, also with a cast of relatively unknown superhero characters on a budget of $232 million dollars, with a box office return of $773 million. Big Hero 6 was made on a budget of $165 million, and had a box office return of $658 million. Wreck-It Ralph came out a year before on the same budget, and only made $471 million. The Good Dinosaur came out the following year on a budget of $175 million, and only made $332 million. Monsters University beat it out, though that has the benefit of being both a sequel and a Pixar movie. The only movies that beat it substantially over that time period were Frozen, Inside Out, and Zootopia (in terms of animated movies, and they were huge successes), and Marvel & Star Wars movies. I'm not saying BH6 was a HUGE hit or anything, but it did very well.

  • @MrAliveanddying
    @MrAliveanddying 4 года назад +209

    "As tetsuya tries to tie it all together like a neat little bow, or a noose for your brain to hang itself with" 🤣

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 4 года назад +621

    So to summarize the plot:
    "Whaaaaaaaaaat?"

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff 4 года назад +16

      Ya that's about right also i was trying my best to follow along but this is god tier levels of confuse lore and general memes i'd even put in a jojo's reference bc ofc everything is a jojo's reference

    • @joniahdemarco3371
      @joniahdemarco3371 4 года назад +4

      Basically. But we're dealing with something in league with FF, so it's kinda par for the course, isn't it?

    • @pianist150
      @pianist150 4 года назад +26

      Somebody in a 45 minute Kingdom Hearts cutscene: Sora, you need to find the power of waking to awaken Roxas's heart which is lost inside yours so that we can use a replica to bring him back because replicas allow for new hosts to take over and Roxas doesn't have a corporeal form anymore since he's in your heart and he's one of the Guardians of Light and without him Xehanort will acquire the X-blade and open Kingdom Hearts and have access to all hearts and souls..."
      Me: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 4 года назад +8

      "Bruh"

    • @TheeLZ
      @TheeLZ 4 года назад +11

      That’s it. That’s the game series in one word. Good night folks.

  • @tsukuyomi9960
    @tsukuyomi9960 4 года назад +623

    Eraqus: Our chess game will change the future of children
    Everyone: Okay, I believe you

    • @SweetyMiki
      @SweetyMiki 4 года назад +36

      Wait, wait, wait, wait. Was that just a mother flippin Just a Pancake reference?!

    • @tsukuyomi9960
      @tsukuyomi9960 4 года назад +3

      Miss Minori yes, yes it was

    • @ThrashMetallix
      @ThrashMetallix 4 года назад +9

      Darkness.

    • @Couch_Banana
      @Couch_Banana 4 года назад +8

      Ouchie ouch.

    • @rexdaily
      @rexdaily 4 года назад +6

      Within darkness

  • @inubaka07
    @inubaka07 4 года назад +208

    And Donald Duck becomes the greatest mage in history.

    • @darylchiu9030
      @darylchiu9030 4 года назад +6

      IMO, Ducktales 2017 Donald Duck is his best incarnation.

    • @darkfire1408
      @darkfire1408 4 года назад +24

      Literally only Donald and the most powerful form of Bahumat are capable of casting Zettaflare

    • @callianr6980
      @callianr6980 4 года назад +3

      @@darkfire1408 Well, there was that Eldritch Abomination from Bravely Second.

    • @darkfire1408
      @darkfire1408 4 года назад

      @@callianr6980 Was there? I never finished that one.

    • @callianr6980
      @callianr6980 4 года назад

      @@darkfire1408 Final Boss.

  • @hilumia8312
    @hilumia8312 4 года назад +218

    "I've been having these weird thoughts lately, is any of these gonna end, or not?"
    "It's not"
    I ded

    • @parallax7789
      @parallax7789 4 года назад +1

      How did I read this as soon as he said it!?

  • @ShadwehUmbrea
    @ShadwehUmbrea 4 года назад +91

    Axel said it best in this game: "There's too much to memorize!"

  • @RaymondTywaif
    @RaymondTywaif 4 года назад +159

    "Liability"
    "Dark Power Bottom"
    "He Likes To Hyukk"
    "I've been having these weird thoughts lately, like is any of this gonna End, or not? It's not"
    Lmao brutally honest and not wrong.
    Btw, Verum Rex really does seem like reborn FF13vs so people could be right that it's gonna be a rewritten FF13vs to fit the future KH titles where there may be more FF/SE characters (unlike KH3) and more life-death/existence philosophically related Disney themed worlds could be used like Coco, Brother Bear, Meet the Robinsons, Pinocchio, Brave, Onward, etc (at least I hope so, fanbase has grown up and more ready for heavier themes after all).

  • @TitanDraugen
    @TitanDraugen 4 года назад +414

    Please say: "OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU"

  • @edenrahav
    @edenrahav 4 года назад +411

    When you realize that in this game you find out that you find out the name of Rapunzel's kingdom which is Corona, how sad it is to think that maybe the name was the second reason why Rapunzel has been in insolation for 18 years

    • @sergiopepe2210
      @sergiopepe2210 4 года назад +21

      Underrated

    • @dinozero2
      @dinozero2 4 года назад +21

      Lmao what an unfortunate coincidence.

    • @yoloalchemist
      @yoloalchemist 4 года назад +9

      Took me a minute to realize why this comment is funny LOL

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn 4 года назад +19

      Yes... insulation...

    • @Ralph_Sandwich
      @Ralph_Sandwich 4 года назад +15

      "When you find out that you find out"

  • @deartsygirlflem3374
    @deartsygirlflem3374 4 года назад +176

    "Which seems pretty lenient...I mean hell is canonically a place, right?"
    *Shows Hades*
    I'm done 😂

  • @dallasl3688
    @dallasl3688 4 года назад +53

    "Dark Power Bottom" made me laugh a lot harder than I probably should have.

  • @djanime317
    @djanime317 4 года назад +251

    I screamed when he called Kairi: “Liability” 😂😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @boopsanddabz8702
      @boopsanddabz8702 4 года назад +9

      djanime317 I choked on spaghetti I was eating and then Xion as Gone Girl. I screamed so hard.

    • @djanime317
      @djanime317 4 года назад +5

      LaMarcus Brooks they had no chill whatsoever with this 😂😂😂😭

    • @landoncramblitt6775
      @landoncramblitt6775 4 года назад +6

      I loved it when he called ventus heart worms

  • @Lycanthromancer1
    @Lycanthromancer1 4 года назад +331

    Say, "You can't have SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER!" Then cackle evilly.

    • @eln5343
      @eln5343 4 года назад

      Also "You can't have slaves slavs."

    • @KetcherEC
      @KetcherEC 4 года назад

      Is that a drawn together reference?

    • @Lycanthromancer1
      @Lycanthromancer1 4 года назад

      @@KetcherEC Never seen it, so if it is, it's unintentional.

    • @thend4427
      @thend4427 3 года назад

      @@KetcherEC ah yes the best cartoon

  • @awesomemcawesomeshorts9531
    @awesomemcawesomeshorts9531 4 года назад +158

    "Do I own that? Ha ha!" Killed me.

  • @BamBam0141
    @BamBam0141 4 года назад +50

    Omg I'm crying at "reformed juggalo" and "x's gonna give it to ya" 😂😂😂

  • @silverpslm
    @silverpslm 4 года назад +278

    I wish he kept going with other characters names.
    Mean Girl
    Roses are Red, Sythes are Sharp
    Dr. Vexenstein
    While My Sitar Gently sleeps
    You got know when to Holdem
    Mute Guard number 1
    Mute Guard number 2
    The X Man
    Darth Sora
    Master Skyjoker

    • @mathewhuong3421
      @mathewhuong3421 4 года назад +4

      Applause! All of these are perfect :D

    • @silverpslm
      @silverpslm 4 года назад +5

      I forgot one.
      One Eye know something you don't know.
      Let's keep going with these, and guess who they are.

    • @miguelespana5495
      @miguelespana5495 4 года назад

      Beatles reference

    • @Calruxio
      @Calruxio 4 года назад +1

      Don't forget about all of the Disney and Pixar characters in each world. My personal favorite is "Not Dani Devito." What can I say, silence is golden.

    • @silverpslm
      @silverpslm 4 года назад +2

      @@Calruxio I think alot of them would have a similar name.
      Not Tom Hanks
      Not Tim Allen.
      Not John Goodman

  • @deamonmindgaming2054
    @deamonmindgaming2054 4 года назад +294

    were getting another series that will add on to the lore ill see you guys when im 56 and still trying to piece together all this

    • @Tysakasa
      @Tysakasa 4 года назад +22

      That's pretty generous. In reality you'll be in your 80s and senile by the time we get another one. Which should make playing it a lot more interesting XD

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 4 года назад

      Good luck

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 4 года назад +3

      @@Tysakasa I probably won't even live to see it

    • @BReedhomies
      @BReedhomies 4 года назад +7

      People say they should just end the series but its hard for me to agree. Kingdom hearts is a one-in-a-million idea. In an era of turn based RPGs, they created one of the best action battle systems of all time. They managed to successfully make a Disney game that appealed to adults. They managed to successfully combine disney with final fantasy. If they were to end it, we would lose all of that. Still, they could probably benefit from some new narratives

    • @LVL5esper
      @LVL5esper 4 года назад +4

      @@BReedhomies I agree. All KH really need is a new narrative. They sort of did that with Birth By Sleep. Introducing new characters who were NOT Sora and the other 2 half pints. In the end Terra and Aqua became fan favorites. Ventus not so much as he's a bad Sora+Roxas clone. Ventus was never quite like Sora and despite his design, he was NOT the dual wielding black cloaked character that is Roxas.
      KH's story by no means is even that complicated to understand. Its basically a meme at this point. Dont even know who started the "so convoluted, so hard to understand." Convoluted? Yes. Impossible to follow? Not even close. KH3 is really the only one with a major need in character backstory for returning members of OGXIII.

  • @ihvojd
    @ihvojd 4 года назад +304

    I literally screamed out FINALLY after seeing this in my notifications.

    • @codycarney2311
      @codycarney2311 4 года назад +2

      Same here

    • @yoloalchemist
      @yoloalchemist 4 года назад +4

      Same here honestly. There were some points I disagreed with personally, but generally speaking, this is a very well written honest trailer.

    • @DjBoggLEMaN
      @DjBoggLEMaN 4 года назад +3

      Me too took long enough

    • @pirateraider1708
      @pirateraider1708 4 года назад +3

      And I screamed in frustration halfway into a video for the lore of this series. :D

    • @BeeMusic2024
      @BeeMusic2024 4 года назад

      I never clicked something so fast

  • @codycarney2311
    @codycarney2311 4 года назад +180

    This took almost as long as Kingdom Hearts 3 itself to come out

    • @yoloalchemist
      @yoloalchemist 4 года назад +12

      Tell me about it. My guess is they were waiting for everything in Re:Mind to become accessible.

    • @yoloalchemist
      @yoloalchemist 4 года назад +4

      Dracone1024 I know, it still doesn’t make sense even with that. Maybe they had cold feet, I don’t know.

    • @thedeependschanger1089
      @thedeependschanger1089 4 года назад +2

      Maybe they've got some next level trolling going on

    • @angelyuekero
      @angelyuekero 4 года назад

      @@yoloalchemist Maybe they have an Xbox and had to wait :v

    • @yoloalchemist
      @yoloalchemist 4 года назад

      angelyuekero I didn’t think about that. That could be the reason.

  • @babywithanoldsoul
    @babywithanoldsoul 4 года назад +117

    "it just wouldn't be a kindom hearts game without making you play a bad shooter every few hours" omg facts 😂😂😂😂 I be like dammnnnn bruh

  • @julianfishman2888
    @julianfishman2888 4 года назад +66

    "Twirling around on poles like a cheap stripper" - I LOVE THIS PART

  • @theone3746
    @theone3746 4 года назад +72

    That's actually the simplest explanation you give about this game, which says a lot.

    • @mdubmachine
      @mdubmachine 4 года назад +7

      The One Same. I actually understand what happened a little bit more now.

    • @benjamin7746
      @benjamin7746 4 года назад +2

      Just listen during the cinematic it really not that hard

  • @Heather_L_Wood
    @Heather_L_Wood 4 года назад +23

    "That you had to wait all the way through your puberty for."
    He ain't wrong.

  • @angelgomez8409
    @angelgomez8409 4 года назад +29

    You forgot to about the fact that the Dark Mega Destruction Ball of Darkness and Destruction and Knuckles never hurts anyone.
    *Also Yen Sid's name spelled backwards is Dis-*

  • @capu4516
    @capu4516 4 года назад +77

    "Eraquest" is my favorite kingdom hearts chatacter
    As Master Eraqus would say: No pass

    • @Nachachus
      @Nachachus 4 года назад +12

      Wait wait WAIT! Is that a motherflipping justapancake reference?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • @DarknessWithinRiku
      @DarknessWithinRiku 4 года назад +9

      @@Nachachus KEYBLADE (Obviously it's not.)

    • @alri1054
      @alri1054 4 года назад +9

      Darkness

    • @zyxluz4645
      @zyxluz4645 4 года назад +4

      @@alri1054 QUACK

    • @javanlth
      @javanlth 4 года назад +3

      You mean Erasqueeze?

  • @EvanFarshadow
    @EvanFarshadow 4 года назад +51

    Say “Darkness Within Darkness Within Everlasting Darkness!”

  • @jkkvnttj
    @jkkvnttj 4 года назад +46

    say, ''EA sports, It's only half of the game.''

  • @DjBoggLEMaN
    @DjBoggLEMaN 4 года назад +11

    Proud mode: It's no challenge 😔
    Critical mode update: Now this is more like it😎
    ReMind: Limitcut Episode: Rage Quits!!😡

  • @TerasXertas
    @TerasXertas 4 года назад +20

    I'm dyin at "No-More-A" LMAO

  • @lilinu060
    @lilinu060 4 года назад +17

    They already confirmed this isn’t the last game with sora as the main character just the last of the Xehanort saga and they confirmed that even when they do stop using sora as the main character they plan to continue the games with a new cast

    • @rvawildcardwolf2843
      @rvawildcardwolf2843 4 года назад +8

      Does that mean they'll just let Sora and Kairi have their damnned happy ending? All I want is those two to be together. It's a FREAKING Disney franchise isn't it!

    • @lilinu060
      @lilinu060 4 года назад +3

      ArticWolf325 !!! Yes but it’s also square Enix the lords of not letting people be together

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 4 года назад +2

      I just wish Nomura would let Sora and Riku be together.

  • @Jack_OutsideTheBox
    @Jack_OutsideTheBox 3 года назад +13

    “Spinning around on poles like a cheap stripper”
    That made me laugh
    Edit: “yeah, i’m pretty sure this game is just an attempt to kill epileptic people” also made me laugh

  • @emsc2365
    @emsc2365 4 года назад +25

    Fabula Kingdom Crystallis ReVersus III/420 is the perfect name! 😂

    • @authoreyes101
      @authoreyes101 3 года назад

      LOOOOOOL there's a translation option on your comment!!! 🤣

  • @michaelolegario6399
    @michaelolegario6399 4 года назад +8

    Last time for KH 0.2 Riku was a Top. Now he's a "Dark Power Bottom"? Boi be versatile I guess.

  • @monkeyking9863
    @monkeyking9863 4 года назад +19

    "Do I own that HA HA" lmao ya thats the mouse

  • @RoxLOL
    @RoxLOL 4 года назад +24

    My thoughts on the video: "Okay I believe you!"

  • @jacobsquare4812
    @jacobsquare4812 4 года назад +28

    "Dark Power Bottom" LMAOOO

  • @Missekasse
    @Missekasse 4 года назад +56

    7:02 LMAO Did he really just say dark power bottom?

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff 4 года назад +6

      Ngl i got those vibes even tho I've never played

    • @abacusyou
      @abacusyou 4 года назад +6

      Because they are being honest

    • @Corusame
      @Corusame 4 года назад +2

      A dark power bottom is the most dangerous of bottoms, even more so than a sweaty hobo bottom

  • @YetiCoolBrother
    @YetiCoolBrother 4 года назад +42

    Please say: “First things first, Rest In Peace Uncle Phil... for real”

  • @anowhereguy2521
    @anowhereguy2521 4 года назад +29

    This might be a good spot to find some honest trailers!

  • @mthcomics4002
    @mthcomics4002 4 года назад +65

    I love that you guys actually respected the game and didn’t go the route of just bashing it 😂loved the summary it really was everything that happened in that game!!

  • @authoreyes101
    @authoreyes101 3 года назад +1

    "Starring" will forever be my favourite part of these videos 😂
    "Liability" and "Do I own that?" Sent me 🤣

  • @hafuku.
    @hafuku. 4 года назад +663

    Please say : "This might be a good spot to find some ingredients."

    • @caldog619
      @caldog619 4 года назад +40

      Oh look
      *A LUCKY EMBLEM*

    • @misguidedghosts_
      @misguidedghosts_ 4 года назад +9

      @@caldog619 lucky emblems and ingredients are literally so annoying. Omfg.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 4 года назад +8

      But slowly, with a very annoying accent and repeatedly as the only quotes at the end of the video.

    • @aleksanderzaremba9695
      @aleksanderzaremba9695 4 года назад +1

      @@misguidedghosts_ Lucky emblems are good as a collectible but ingredients and all this cooking coppied from FFXV is so expendable

    • @codyholley
      @codyholley 4 года назад

      Plz don't

  • @dinozero2
    @dinozero2 4 года назад +58

    Please say: Get on the hydra back!!!

    • @Nachachus
      @Nachachus 4 года назад +3

      It's "get up on the hydra's back"*

  • @Betta66
    @Betta66 4 года назад +84

    Would you kindly make an Honest Game Trailer for Bioshock Infinite?

  • @brendanlafferty9814
    @brendanlafferty9814 4 года назад +74

    Please say: “FALCON PUNCH!”

    • @peniparker7968
      @peniparker7968 4 года назад +5

      but really commit to it, like " Falco PAAWWWNCH!!! "

  • @smashbros.5426
    @smashbros.5426 4 года назад +49

    “As you ‘try to enjoy’ a game that makes your realize that maybe your investment in the series died along with your childish ability to feel joy.” 😅 so true I hate KH3!

    • @nettojms5083
      @nettojms5083 4 года назад

      I just watch LPs, just for the story.

    • @thesilverblader6714
      @thesilverblader6714 4 года назад +4

      I loved KH3. It was the first one I played and even after playing the other ones I still like it, though I can see why some people hate it. It does have it's Down moments, cough ahem"Frozen" cough

    • @nicke.8622
      @nicke.8622 4 года назад +2

      @@thesilverblader6714 you should watch the game theory video about how the frozen world might of actually been a lot better than what it is now, it sounds way better than what we got :(

    • @carlitolol1435
      @carlitolol1435 3 года назад

      @@thesilverblader6714 I actually like Frozen so I was happy to see Sora meet Elsa

  • @MrBISHOP826
    @MrBISHOP826 4 года назад +62

    “X’s gonna give it to ya” had me dying 😂
    In all serious. I’m prob the biggest KH mark you’ll find, and even I can admit how mind numbing KH3 was. We honestly could’ve skipped the whole game, started at post San Fransokyo events(aka the only thing that matters), and it wouldn’t have made a difference. All that Triple-A budget for HOURS of pretty cutscenes that contribute nothing and hold zero stakes. Sora in this game was such a a childish pushover, and en route to the KBG, the game lacked any sense of consequence or impending doom. The plot did not make me feel like the journey was building up to a world ending threat.

    • @KingHarambe_RIP
      @KingHarambe_RIP 4 года назад +8

      Marcus Bishop If we’re being honest, Nomura hasn’t written Disney worlds that consistently mattered to the plot since KH1. I actually laughed at loud when Ven said that you had the power to save him the whole time. The game admits the Disney worlds were a complete waste. 😂

    • @landoncramblitt6775
      @landoncramblitt6775 4 года назад +1

      I’ve been playing this since I was 7 and I still love this game franchise and I got the GameStop deluxe pack and I’ve replayed every game on every difficulty

    • @MrBISHOP826
      @MrBISHOP826 4 года назад +9

      @@KingHarambe_RIP In orig KH I enjoyed that Sora was trying to find Riku+Kairi during the journey. He was also exposed to new knowledge about his role/quest by other friends and antagonists in almost every world. Despite worlds not having individually strong plots, other things gave them substance, impact, and built towards the finale. When I made it to Hollow Bastion and especially the End of the World, I felt like I had been on a long journey. Narratively speaking, I think KH1 was the best paced. KH2 and KH3 worlds felt standalone and didn't really progress the plot or give new insight and consequence(except in isolated and endgame areas).

    • @KingHarambe_RIP
      @KingHarambe_RIP 4 года назад

      Marcus Bishop Exactly. Many are fine standalone experiences but to fans invested in the larger plot, all they do is stall progress.

    • @sesshonuyasha
      @sesshonuyasha 3 года назад

      Good Thing i didn't play all the titles and just buckled up and enjoyed the ride ! I learned after Mass Effect Trilogy.......

  • @oldspice051
    @oldspice051 4 года назад +85

    2 is still my favorite of the franchise, and it feels like it has a better ending (it wasn’t very cliffhangerish). But I think I had the most fun with 3’s combat.

    • @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
      @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE 4 года назад +12

      2 still had a mountain of unanswered questions much like KH3 here though. & The game literally ends with Sora finding a letter that the game doesn’t show, and a secret ending with 3 armored knights.

    • @oldspice051
      @oldspice051 4 года назад +7

      DetectiveBobbyFulbrightTheSpiritofShiningJUSTICE Yeah, but it ended with them all on the island together, so they could’ve just ended the series then and there of they’d really wanted. Although, they would’ve had to skip over the armor part.

    • @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
      @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE 4 года назад +4

      @oldspice I disagree. There was still tons of unanswered questions as I said. Ending it there just wouldnt sit right with me.

    • @bubu7036
      @bubu7036 4 года назад +2

      @@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE man! You're in every kh video lol!! i think the original kh 2 in the ps2 (excluding the remix versions) didn't have the bbs trio ending, so it was the best ending, no one was worried about the bbs trio bcuz no one knew about them

    • @deathstalkerj9360
      @deathstalkerj9360 4 года назад

      I haven't played 2 yet currently I'm working on chain of memories

  • @sethgile8584
    @sethgile8584 4 года назад +25

    I’m guessing we’re going to get more spinoff games before we finally get kingdom hearts 4 which will also end in a cliffhanger and then we get even more spinoff games and then the final game will finally come out when most of us have died from old age

    • @dieptrieu6564
      @dieptrieu6564 4 года назад +1

      Final games? You wish

    • @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
      @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE 4 года назад +1

      To be fair, that has been the case for every game in this series. 😂

    • @linux750
      @linux750 4 года назад +3

      Nah. This is the last one. Until some greedy coporate suit wants to make more money from this series.
      Kingdom Hearts 2 was supposed to be the last game...then "stuff" happened.

    • @pyrosianheir
      @pyrosianheir 4 года назад +6

      @@linux750 You wish. They were already talking about 3 being only the end of the Xehanort Saga when the advertising finally started kicking into high gear. If this weren't the last one, they wouldn't have included that Luxu/Foretellers tease at the end.

    • @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
      @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE 4 года назад +3

      @linux KH2 was never supposed to be the last game though. Did you forget about the cliffhanger where Sora finds a letter and they never show what’s inside? There’s also the secret ending with the 3 knights.
      And don’t get me started on the mountain of unanswered questions. Who were those “others” Xigbar mentioned? What was up with those pods in the old mansion? Who owned the old mansion? What were the human names of half of the organization members? Why did Roxas betray the organization? And this isn’t even including the stuff from the Final mix version.
      Hell. Some of these questions STILL haven’t gotten answers. Thankfully, it’s likely we will be getting those answers at some point in a future game.
      KH2 clearly wasn’t going to be the last game.

  • @glovefox
    @glovefox 4 года назад +6

    All that matters is that I get to watch Sora and Kairi share the paopu fruit in heaven or whatever. 😂

  • @theunslouw119
    @theunslouw119 4 года назад +6

    My investment in this series died along with my childish ability to feel joy... this hit way too hard

  • @ryusora1958
    @ryusora1958 4 года назад +6

    "... it turns out all that's really important to you is that Sora and Kairi get to share the Paopu Fruit in heaven or whatever"
    me: *starring to my SoRiku fanfic * "uuuh.... no?"

  • @quokka1831
    @quokka1831 4 года назад +20

    6:33 I felt that sooooooo damn hard. I've played kh since c.o.m. (gameboy version) came out and when i finally played Kingdom Heart 3 after waiting so long, I was so disappointed for multiple reasons. i didn't even want to get re:mind (even though it was tempting) because of the disappointment. I just watched other people play it

    • @stephengoughjr9684
      @stephengoughjr9684 4 года назад +10

      I did the exact same thing lol. After beating main game, I admit the ending was wholesome but left me feeling lowkey teary eyed (out of confusion for what the fuq was going on, the fact Sora just got snapped, and how beautiful the song and scenery was). I couldn't even bother myself to unlock the ultima keyblade or fight any secret bosses. When Re:Mind came out, I was excited to watch other people play only to be again disappointed almost nothing got resolved story wise.

    • @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
      @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE 4 года назад +3

      I personally loved the game so agree to disagree. 🤷‍♂️

    • @friendlyredneckneighbor4326
      @friendlyredneckneighbor4326 4 года назад +3

      Imagine how messed up I was after beating three, thinking to myself I had outgrown/became bored with some thing I love so much.… Only to go back and play kh2 And realize oh... omg THAT’S RIGHT, I love these games. So yeah, I would love to give that feedback to the kh3 staff, “congrats on almost killing one my favorite things “.

  • @robertforster8984
    @robertforster8984 4 года назад +3

    Jokes on you because I already went through puberty before the first Kingdom Hearts came out.

  • @Slendysis
    @Slendysis 4 года назад +10

    Look, I LOVE this series in every way, and I still find this overwhelmingly hilarious

  • @Buglin_Burger7878
    @Buglin_Burger7878 4 года назад +8

    You forgot: "You want to make no progress for 18 hours then learn that you had it all along? Have fun!"
    Yeah... mild oversight on the game. Being about something and ignoring it for about 18 hours.

  • @DasMegaman8LP
    @DasMegaman8LP 3 года назад +1

    "hell is canonicly a place" love this kind of smartass

  • @DragoSonicMile
    @DragoSonicMile 4 года назад +20

    Say, "I don't believe you. I can't believe you. ... I don't care."

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 года назад +28

    Can't wait for Kingdom Hearts 4
    In 2036

    • @matwang1
      @matwang1 4 года назад +6

      2036? Feeling optimistic, are we?

    • @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
      @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE 4 года назад +2

      Real talk, it shouldnt be that long. Development on KH3 only took so long because the development team was working on a completely new engine. Now that they are used to the new engine, development for future games should be MUCH faster.
      However it has been confirmed the next game wouldn’t be KH4 yet. So we still got a ways to go lol.
      If you ask me, I’d say 2027 is when we’ll see KH4. We’ll have a few of the important inbetween titles before then definitely.

    • @Mysticgamer
      @Mysticgamer 4 года назад +1

      @@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE I heard about that, I think it was the luminose engine. Which one did they change to? Unreal 4?

  • @Soraalam1
    @Soraalam1 4 года назад +8

    Really used the term floaty gameplay that caught me off guard lol

  • @TopsideCrisis346
    @TopsideCrisis346 4 года назад +8

    Y'know what the worst part of the Kingdom Hearts series was?
    The fact that Setzer didn't get a proper character bio in the KH2 strategy guide. Seriously, it's like they forgot he's the bad-ass from FFVI who gives you the freaking airship! WTF, people!?

  • @theravingtimes9582
    @theravingtimes9582 4 года назад +1

    Is anybody going to talk about how OP the Pixar characters are? We had Sully grab Vanitas and dump him into the Himalayas and Woody straight-up telling Young Xehanort that nobody ever liked him.

  • @DrakeyC
    @DrakeyC 4 года назад +4

    Unfortunately, being able to understand and follow the franchise's story will just make you hate this game even more. Because it's somewhere between Game of Thrones and Rise of Skywalker in terms of "this makes no damn sense, why do the writers hate us?"

    • @yoloalchemist
      @yoloalchemist 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, that doesn't really apply to everyone. KHIII was my GOTY of 2019.

    • @jeffali5157
      @jeffali5157 4 года назад

      It actually does make sense for the most part, until kh ddd that is

    • @DrakeyC
      @DrakeyC 4 года назад

      @@jeffali5157 The series did, yes. 3D took a sledgehammer to it, and then KH3 set it on fire and snorted the ashes.

    • @DrakeyC
      @DrakeyC 4 года назад +1

      @@yoloalchemist Then I envy you not following the story and noticing more plot holes than a seven year old's first fanfic.

    • @yoloalchemist
      @yoloalchemist 4 года назад +1

      @@DrakeyC Oh I noticed the problems and weren't blind to them. I completely followed the story along just fine and understood everything. But KHIII is still my GOTY of 2019 because the emotional payoff was just that good. The problems were mainly on the bad guys part of the equation (mostly). If the problems had also been majorly on the good guys part, their reunions wouldn't have worked for me. But they did, because they made sense. And the truth is, the problems in KHIII are definitively less than there were in DDD.

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 4 года назад +13

    The Power of Waking was introduced in 2012 with Dream Drop Distance, being the macguffin Sora had to unlock for his Mark of Mastery exam in the first place. So not a hastily introduced plot device. Riku demonstrates the ability in Dream Drop Distance when Sora needs help.

    • @alri1054
      @alri1054 4 года назад +2

      And so Sora forgot all his powers. What the flipping flip?!

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 4 года назад +7

    No “Suite Life of Yozora”?

  • @latetootheparty
    @latetootheparty 4 года назад +3

    Starring: Liability
    “Do I own that” 😂😂😂

  • @ShadowXaiden
    @ShadowXaiden 3 года назад +3

    I literally just watch this to make myself laugh sometimes. It's way funnier when you get all of the nuances lol

  • @yungcreate7555
    @yungcreate7555 4 года назад +13

    *Sees an Honest Trailer of KH3* Me: Oh no, they about to go in on my boy.

  • @Dynaman21
    @Dynaman21 4 года назад +26

    Explaining that plot and “Oh no I’ve gone cross-eyed.”

    • @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
      @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE 4 года назад

      I personally don’t think it’s really THAT confusing. Though I can understand why people think otherwise.
      It’s definitely a series that has its own language of sorts after all lol.

    • @aoikemono6414
      @aoikemono6414 4 года назад +6

      @@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE I wouldn't say it has it's own unique language. It's your typical Japanese clusterf*ck that gets worse with sequels and long hiatuses. Other examples include everything Metal Gear Solid and Death Stranding, every Final Fantasy game, the whole Zelda timeline, Dark Souls lore, etc.

    • @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
      @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE 4 года назад

      @aoi Nah it didn’t get worse. It got more confusing tho definitely lol. Story is still one of my favorites of all time tho.

    • @britipinojeff
      @britipinojeff 4 года назад +6

      @@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE Ah yes it's own beautiful language of Darkness, Friendship, Light, Darkness, Heart, and Darkness

    • @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
      @BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE 4 года назад

      @britipin There’s more to it than that lol. There’s also the whole thing regarding memories. How death works, What a heart actually is, etc.
      It’s definitely complex don’t get me wrong. But the story of this franchise really isn’t too difficult to understand.

  • @fregatopolitis
    @fregatopolitis 4 года назад +50

    You should have said: Starring: Put him in smash (Sora) etc

  • @pac0th3king
    @pac0th3king 4 года назад +34

    You really can’t spell “steal” w/o “EA”. That explains so much.

  • @nikispade1350
    @nikispade1350 4 года назад +1

    "Do I own that Ha ha" nearly killed me! I'm on a public bus trying not to annoy people by choking on your brilliant sarcasm

  • @ZeroX7649
    @ZeroX7649 4 года назад +3

    Okay, I'll give you Gone Girl. That was good.

  • @pirateraider1708
    @pirateraider1708 4 года назад +2

    Honest Game Trailer for Okami!
    We need it!

  • @samwise1530
    @samwise1530 3 года назад +3

    This is even more confusing considering that I haven't played any of the games.

  • @spidey3448
    @spidey3448 4 года назад +1

    You got me with Gone Girl😂 7:16

  • @SpittingSEA
    @SpittingSEA 4 года назад +1

    4:52 Xehanort: "KEYBLADE!"
    With a "X". lol

  • @ElToland
    @ElToland 4 года назад +7

    Please say: "OK, I believe you!"

  • @vividarkflower2974
    @vividarkflower2974 4 года назад +3

    "I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like is any of this gonna end or not? It's not."
    Lol nice 👍😂👏

  • @garrysinclair-mcnab1034
    @garrysinclair-mcnab1034 4 года назад +5

    "He likes to hyuck" that got me laughing

  • @ansemseekerofdarkness9762
    @ansemseekerofdarkness9762 4 года назад +4

    6:50
    *So, you have come this far and still you understand nothing. Every light must fade, every heart return to darkness!*

  • @phil_zupra_b5880
    @phil_zupra_b5880 4 года назад +2

    ,,Do i own that? Ho ho!"
    Nice South Park reference.

  • @FlameC64
    @FlameC64 4 года назад +17

    I loved the gameplay, at this point I’ve given up on the story, overall the game was good but short.

    • @k7in846
      @k7in846 4 года назад +4

      Jonah Sparkia agreed, fun to play but kind of a disappointment in the end. Remind was pretty weak too, challenging sure, but too repetitive and didn’t add much besides that.

    • @ebeleingram8048
      @ebeleingram8048 4 года назад +2

      The real issue is that it wasn't a masterpiece. With how long they took and all the minor games we had to purchase along with different consoles, I understand the annoyance.

    • @terrarionaqu5262
      @terrarionaqu5262 4 года назад +1

      Amazing game kingdom hearts 3 remind is

    • @jeffreyali3644
      @jeffreyali3644 4 года назад

      Kabir Singh same thing happens with the final mixes of kh 1 and 2 so why is it repetitive now?

  • @FrogQueenie
    @FrogQueenie 4 года назад +2

    "I've been having these weird thoughts lately... Like, is any of this gonna end, or not?"
    Brilliant! XD

  • @prasty1486
    @prasty1486 4 года назад +6

    Please say : "aw sh*t, here we go again."

  • @zerodiversion4509
    @zerodiversion4509 2 года назад

    I liked "X's gonna give it to ya", "No-more-a", and the name which is every series name convention ever.

  • @brettfarris3432
    @brettfarris3432 4 года назад +3

    The sad thing is: that recap of the story is only like 20% of the ENTIRE Kingdom hearts story lol!!!