Damsel & The Netflix Movie Curse
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Number of people - not amount, and fewer, not less.
What is the song in the intro please?
Nvm i found it on the spotify link in description (tried youtube first but it wasnt there)
The only issue I have with Enola Holmes is that they HAD to belittle Sherlock. This is one of the issues with female lead media, I want you normies, especially Frenchies to finally get this through your thick-skulls on why men like me have grown to despise female led ANYTHING. Didn't start out that way, especially not for me. She-Hulk the straw that broke my metaphorical back on giving female led media a chance. They can't fxcking help themselves. Female media is never just a cool story with a lead that happens to be a woman and THAT'S where the "empowerment" or "encouragement" would come from like male media. It's not just simply a story of a fictional Holmes sister solving her own separate investigation with a fun cameo from her brother Sherlock. They HAD to make her better than him and basically bring down Holmes in order to make Enola look AS competent. THAT'S the biggest issue with female media.
Can everyone admit that not only is that constant trend of making male characters dumb/useless/evil etc. not only sexist, but overall does have an effect on the writing of the product? Also can we not just admit how fxcked up it is how society and women view men? This goes for the self-self-flagellating male feminist cucks in top media positions green lighting/producing/directing/writing etc. this $hit too.
I GUESS the concept of Damsel is interesting, but haven't we seen the fairytale princess subversion trope a million times in culture by now? On of the biggest being Shrek which even said more on both men and women's physical insecurities about themselves and caring how people view them. I'm just so fxcking tired of the WAHMEN empowerment $hit as if they're living in 1812. A women that sad and pathetic they need ENDLESS media telling them how much they're better than men because OTHER women men them feel worse than men, but are still so attached to the sisterhood they can't bad mouth it? Is that where we are in culture now? Women bashing men because other women make them feel bad and we're just their punching bags?
why did you delete your new song????
A movie about a girl scrambling through the dark to escape a dragon for a whole movie would actually be really really good in the right hands.
Not sure how much the tale is spread among Europe and outside Europe, but many of Czech fairytales are about dragons demanding princess as a sacrifice (usually saved by a guy 🙃, sometimes by fighting, mostly by trickery). The idea of a royal family giving her to dragon and her being forced to escape on her own is very good. If her plot armor was not so big and first part was more subtle and clever...
Really? Sounds pretty bland tbh.
Either the dragon acts like a dragon, and catches her. Or it’s a bunch of contrived escapes until she inevitably gets away.
@@YourBlackLocal If she can show resourcefulness resileance and fail aling the way and be vcreative. could with a good character make a fun movie.
Her being resourceful and not invisible and smart and come up with stuff, could be fun.
Isn’t that pretty much the plot of alien, it’s been awhile since I last saw it so I might be misremembering
@@marocat4749 id agree. If it wasn’t a dragon. There’s no amount of resourcefulness that can keep a literal dragon from not immediately catching you, without it being contrived.
Netflix producer: What if...
Other Netflix producer: Yeah?
Netflix producer: ...damnsel...not in distress?
Other Netflix producer: You damn genius.
"Damnsel" 😝
Except Disney+ already did that concept with Joey King where she's a princess locked in a tower. For all the faults of the plot, it delivers decent action sequences
and shrek also did that in pt 4 or something 😭
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
It's named after the book that it's based on, isn't it?
the one real thing the movie has going for it is that the costuming is EXQUISITE. the costumers really paid attention to different layers and parts that go into a period-inspired gown. the scene where Elodie is dressed for the wedding is soooo well-done. i legit am excited for if/when someone like Bernadette Banner reviews the costuming in "Damsel".
100%. The outfits were great, the makeup was excessive. Even I broke and giggled at the Wedding gown dressing scene because that was awesome.
@@NikkiBudders Millie looked so weird in the first scenes. Like, her makeup was super noticeable. I did like the SFX for the wounds, though.
The only good thing to come out of this movie- new Bernadette Banner content
What other movies would you recommend for this level of costuming?
@@Donnybrook831 just to name a few:
the upcoming historical movie 'Firebrand', about Catherine Parr, the sixth wife of Henry VIII, looks incredible just from trailers alone - the costuming looks _really_ period accurate (and dresses at the time was all about layering not entirely dissimilar to the wedding prep scene in 'Damsel'.)
'Marie Antoinette' (dir. Sofia Coppola) has been one of THE gorgeous period costume movies (AND period accurate) of all time, so i would recommend that too.
'Emma.' (dir. Autumn de Wilde) does everything about Regency costuming in a highly stylized movie perfectly right. it gets Regency detailing down to a tee and uses all the rules and fashions of the time to give the movie its own unique style, rather than using the movie's style or director's preferences to dictate (and skew) the period costuming. it came out around the same time as the first season of 'Bridgerton', a show that, while since then has decided to lean in on their fabulous historical anachronisms, had decided to show the Regency ladies wearing CONSORTS in a time of the straight pillar-silhouette for some reason, so 'Emma.' was a gorgeous breath of fresh air.
for more, i highly recommend Bernatte Banner's videos 'Ranking Every [year] Historical Drama on Costume Accuracy' - she's done it for 2022 and 2023, and invites experts in the other countries' period costumes to speak on historical dramas set on the respective countries.
if you just want something to scratch that itch of interesting costuming and seeing how all those layers and pieces come together, i recommend the channel 'Crow's Eyes Productions'. they have a 'Getting Dressed' series featuring different time periods - their Tudor dress and Roman Empire video are my all-time favourites.
That whole sequence of you begging the dragon to kill her is comedy gold
Totally agree
Was gonna say the exact same thing 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 yes
We're consuming movies and series like we consume news articles. We consume it once and forget it ever existed.
tbf that is how most people always consumed any type of media. Do you remember every subpar book you read as a teen?
@@-Sai I do, but it mainly because 95% of them are sitting on my self in my room where I can see them everyday
but I do agree with your point- I have a good memory, and I don't remember every story I have ever consumed
Not our problem that Hollywood can't make memorable movies anymore.
@@-SaiYes. It's ones I've read as an adult that I have a hard time remembering.
@@p.a.4512 Also you shouldn't even have to remember every piece of media you have consumed. If you were sufficiently entertained when consuming said media, who cares if you never think about it again. Not every piece of media needs to leave a lasting impact on you.
Ya know, Damsel would make a kick ass game with diff levels inside the cave and with diff endings the player can choose
Elodie talking so much would also add to this.
"I can't go there."
"This key must open something."
*Heals* "Ah, that's better."
XD
A roguelite/roguelike ala Hades or Dead Cells where you play different princesses trying to escape the cave, with the capability of choosing a more sneaky approach or a more strong, fighting upfront, approach
that's what i was thinking the entire time that i watched lmao
and u play as each other the princesses that have cut scenes when they die u till u get to elodie and have to actually survive
Also, you'll be unlocking and learning the cave system with each new princess (like in the movie). When you get to ellodie you should get just *1* chance to look at the full map, and from there you just depend on your own memory.
Also, I'd have loved more lore hints in each part of the cave system
Netflix found that many of their users like having shows playing in the background as they cook, clean, etc - and it looks like they've optmized their output for that purpose
Huh, I just use RUclips for that 😆!
Oh Looooord. I remember Bright. It has the honor of being the movie that made me realize 'You know what? My life is getting more finite everyday. I don't need to sit here and burn hours suffering to finish something simply because I started it.' Now, if I find no enjoyment in a piece of media, I just put it down and no longer feel guilty. Thanks, Bright, for teaching me a valuable lesson!
OMG SAME FOR ME, finally Netflix did something for humans? I think that was the first movie ever I didn't finish in my life
pls that beautiful, happy for u
As a Shadowrun fan, good lord Bright fills me with pain lmao
It could have been a million times better if it had turned out the orc had been the wizard. It's like they lost the plot on thier own allegory.
Bright was when I also stopped following “hyped” movies/shows. I was like “Why is everyone watching this shוֹt? I can’t seem to get through it!” I also don't watch new series on Netflix anymore for the same reasons & if it's good 75% chance they'll cancel it.
Elodie never actually tries to explain to the dragon that she's not an actual blood relative. Also, why even have the need for a fake marriage at all? Nobody from the village seems to think that it's remotely suspicious that the Prince keeps getting married, and all of his wives mysteriously disappeared after the wedding.
The marriage could've just been a ritual that they created to kind of juamstify it. I belive the people already knew about it and did nothing as long as it wasn't their daughters.
I think it's implied that they travel pretty faaaaaaar away to find these brides they sacrifice. It's shown through Elodie's family travel and then when she "sees all the previous brides" in the safe cave and they're all different races 😅
She does try to explain. After she figured it out, when she confronted the dragon. It didn't believe her. Then they fight, she wins, and she shows it the scar on her hand.
i know this is a weird thing to point out, but like how are you everywhere? like every single youtuber I enjoy I always find you in their comments, like this is so cool (you have great taste btw :))
Didn't she when she showed the scar on her palm and how they mixed the blood?
I did appreciate that they wrote the Stepmother to be sympathetic, and not a clichéd Evil Stepparent. She was suspicious of the Queen, and tried to warn Elodie. Though it felt a little distracting that Elodie kept addressing her as "Stepmother", and not her actual name.
I agree. Was waiting for the "evil stepmother" trope to get used... and was pleasantly surprised that they went a different route, and that she was the only one who felt something was off, and tried to warn her. Sh*t, even her own father didn't care. So at least she had ONE parent who put her 1st. 😏💯
Righg but I let it slide when she called her "stepmother" because I thought in those times and ages they'd refer to relatives as the role they are. "Hello, Brother!", You know?
that's not a good thing, they did it cause of course they did, that's actually the trope "shes not evil just misunderstood" cause media hates making a affably evil character especially if their a woman
hence the ending all women live all males dead cause patriachy bad but queen and evil dragon good
@@Destinnies Same 😂
She can't be evil. She isn't white.
i feel like Ready or Not(2018) already had a great execution of "family sacrifices bride as a tradition"
That looked like a good one! It had "You're Next" vibes which I loved. I think if Elodie was like Erin from that movie in her creativity and survival instincts (obviously wouldn't have the same survival background) then the dragon encounters would've been more engaging.
Ah yes, the tired trope of "girl/woman cutting her hair with the sharpest object she has at hand (more often than not without a mirror or even just a reflective surface) to symbolise her newfound resolve in a moment of dramatic tension, which results in a haircut that doesn't look like complete garbage". That had to have completed a row on someone's bingo card.
Beverly from It say hi 😂
I feel like a better twist would’ve been that the dragon didn’t care she was being tricked. She just wanted to murder and torment helpless girls.
It would have been good commentary on women who have been hurt in the past taking out their pain on future generations of women instead of the people who are actually responsible for their pain.
Yeah, the dragon was so sadistic at the start. Even if the girls' were royals why do they deserve to die? There great-great-however many times grandad did something wrong not them.
@karlijns4816 That's actually a really common thing throughout history.
@@ashleyedwards7189This, but also it could’ve been achieved by keeping the fact that she was being tricked too. Could’ve added the extra commentary on women like that who buy into a system w/o asking questions and then take out the unresolved shit they face on future generations in a similar way. Or find out but choose disillusionment. Idk that I’m explaining what I mean correctly at all, but yeah. Those themes would’ve made it into the movie if it eas just better, since the bones of those ideas were already present
@@karlijns4816 It was the king who mad that deal to save his life. Ge could have just died. Judging a dragon by human standards... maybe it is catlike and likes to play with its prey
Hilarious that the best netflix movies are the ones that they had no involvment in, they just distributed to other countrys
Because subpar foreign movies don't generate enough hype to be picked up by Netflix. So if you only get the best of crop, ofc they are gonna be good.
@@-Sai not every movie that netflix distributes are ''the best of crop'', it feels like they want that movie that will trend on twitter, its free marketing. A good example is cuties
How does one know the difference between the two?
@@Markunator until people know If the movie is terrible or not, they will already have paid netflix and gave their watch time but we can avoid this If the marketing is terrible
@@KperaOfficial Is it just that the really good Netflix movies are the ones that are only _distributed_ by Netflix, whereas the mediocre and bad ones are the ones _made_ by Netflix?
22:06 “And she’s dead. End of the movie”
*”bring me to life” plays* 🤣
One thing I also hate about this movie is the blue bugs. They are such a cop out because they can somehow replace missing flesh and completely heal a gouged out eye. It would’ve been better if these bugs had some sort of healing property without being able to fully heal wounds. Like Elodie can walk out of this incredibly traumatic experience with barely any scrapes. So no wounds that she obtains along the way to prove the battle she had to endure really matters cause they can just use these bugs as a way to make sure their main character doesn’t have to actually suffer.
I'm sad the blue bugs couldn't heal the baby dragons 😢
The saddest part to me is it seems like the CGI department really put their all into making the visuals look phenomenal for this movie to just be… well what it is. And idc what some people’s opinions are CGI truly is one of the most impressive forms of art when it’s done well.
"When its done well" being the operative phrase.
I thought the dragon fire looked cool, like they made it like lava it felt hot
The whole initial cave segment was genuinely pretty awesome
It’s just that once she escaped//when her dad came back to rescue her the plot just unraveled 😅😅😅
RIGHT?! The character design on the dragon is actually REALLY clever! It seems like a perfect mesh between Western and Eastern Dragon stereotypes, with it's body mostly ressembling a western dragon, but the head and neck ressembling more of an Eastern dragon!
Netflix is the personification of “if you try and please everyone, you’ll end up pleasing no one”
Same as Disney
Perfect description
Oop
I actually really liked both Enola Holmes movies. They had an interesting storyline, good pacing, and just incredibly beautiful visuals.
I really don't get why so many people hate on them. Anyways, great video, as always🩷
I liked the Enola Holmes movies too - the costumes were lovely and I thought Millie Bobbie Brown was charming as Enola.
It bad because girl. That's unfortunately the level of knee jerk stupidity we have reached as a society.
Yeah I actually enjoyed them. I think I prefer the first one though. I would definitely watch it again.
That is the sole movie I've seen Millie bobby brown in that I didn't hate her performance in. Though I think most of that credit goes to the awkward socially ignorant Sherlock Holmes aesthetic just placing her in the only role where awkward, rigid, and unemotive is what her character is supposed to be like.
Me, my sister, and mother liked them a lot as well. They are good movies. Maybe not oscar worthy or top tier movies, but they are entertaining and fun.
Yea i now understand why Netflix cancelled the 2nd season of the dark crystal.. such an interesting plot and uniquely showcased by puppets and cgi. But of course that isn't mainstream enough. 😒
omg I am forever bitter about them cancelling the dark crystal. That was the best shit I have ever seen, I still think and cry about it regularly
Damsel has one of those premises that get posted on tumblr like "what if the princess saved herself from the dragon! It'd be so good" but without the addition of like the princess then riding off with her girlfriend into the sunset or whatever
I mean, that premise is actually good. You could have a genuinely good movie from that.
@@eamk887
Knowing Hollywood nowadays they wouldn't care about writing a genuinely good strong female character you can absolutely get attached to.
Sigh... Remember Sarah Connor? Remember Ripley?
@@liamphibia Those two are overrated and have become the basis to hate on any character that has a vagina at this point
@@liamphibianot nocking you specifically, but i always find it sus when the only examples dudes can come up with are those two 😅
@@acorlite
Okay... Though you get my point, right?
Elodie would die in "A Quiet Place" like instantly.
I’m thinking of her getting KOd like the one woman did in the prologue scene, when the alien lands on the car and just SWATS her away 😂
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access omg 😂
Dude the ENTIRE time I’m like why is she so loud in an unfamiliar place where’s she’s supposed to be hiding from flying for breathing English speaking death lizard???? Does she care for her safety or is she aware of her gold plated plot armor???
@elijahmcelroy my sister said this point so many times while we were watching damsel 😭
Elodie would be the reason why aliens from A Quiet Place arrived at Earth in the first place.
I do have to say, the concept of flying burning birds was really cool. Beautiful at first and then you realize its birds....
The end of the movie feels like it was just taken from various Tumblr posts outlining alternative endings for fairytales.
The woman who does the voice of the dragon is Shohreh Aghdashloo. She is an Iranian actress with this unique great smoker's voice. Her best role might be in The Expanse where she plays a foul mouthed politician. I really recommend the show.
The Expanse is excellent - great cast, engaging characters, and superb writing. And Shohreh is fabulous as Avasarala.
She was also in Mass Effect 2 and 3. She only voices a side character, but her voice makes them so distinctive and recognizable that I always remember who she is.
I've never heard of her, but as soon as you said "unique great smoker's voice" I knew she was the one who did Grayson's voice in Arcane
I loved her as Chrisjen Avasarala in The Expanse, one of my fav characters, she was also a guest character on a Star Trek series
Is she a chain-smoker ? She voiced Roshan from ac mirage too.
I came across some posts of the hair and makeup designer on Damsel...and man it was sad. She explained how intricate and historically accurate braids she was making on real actors' hair and on those wigs and it seemed she put so much thought and care behind it. Just for it to be a completely lazy and soulless movie. What's infuriating is that there is a great movie inside of "Damsel" but nobody gave a shit.
The hair desing was really good
The make up was just too much. So many times, even when her face was streaked with dirt, her lip gloss was popping😂
Literally. And her eyeliner wing?? In tattered clothes?Come on now
literally everything about the hair, costume, and make-up in the movie was great..................save for whatever was going on with Millie Bobbie Brown's face. she had SO much eyeliner, eyeshadow, and lipstick even in the intro scene when she's supposed to be poor, and it's extra jarring when she's standing next to her (in-movie) sister and Angela Bassett. even Robin Wright's character, who is the queen of a rich, decadent kingdom, does not have that much make-up caked on.
@@lavenderlillies8149 It's a fantasy movie with a dragon and a magic slug. I think that we can give leeway for makeup
@BelindaShort definitely. B
Leeway was reasonably given with impeccable lip gloss still in tact in a mossy cave. The eyeliner wing thinned out the fantasy a bit more for me. But that shouldn't spoil your viewing experience if it's your thing. It didn't track in my Fantasy world, not because it's wasn't fantastic, but because even in Fantasy, they sweat and with how much crying she was doing, that eyeliner should've been wayyyyyyy non-existent 🤷♀️
Can I at least appreciate the designer of the drake hybrid though?
It’s so rare you see a drake. And yes she’s a drake/European dragon, so still pretty close to the “usual” type...
But the fact the one who designed her went for a drake of all things, and had the proportions pretty damn close, with the exception of the European additions...
I wanna at least appreciate the drake’s design. Like... that’s someone who knows a thing or two about dragons.
Shame the colors are so muted though
Drake is just another word for dragon. What are you talking about?
@@JaylukKhan drakes are a separate species from dragons. They don't have wings and have smaller body sizes/proportions.
I'm going to quote what a person who liked Damsel told me.
"It's such a good movie! That girl from Stranger something is very poweful, strong and feminine! And the queen... so beautiful! I liked it, I liked it a lot."
I asked her about the story.
"Oh... There's a dragon and a king... They wanted something."
What's annoying is that doing a medieval horror version of Ready or Not with a dragon is actually a really good idea and the hollywood/netflix content pipeline ruined it
Yep. I would have dropped the entire royal "curse" setup entirely and built things around the mind games with the dragon Maze Runner/Hunger Games style. I'd have also fired Millie bobby Brown out of a canon because jesus christ this woman isn't an actor. It worked with Enola Holmes because of course Sherlock's sister would be stiff and unsociable, but I've never seen her act well in any role.
@@NikkiBudders she’s pretty bad in any role that requires emotions.
@@NikkiBudders not too much on Millie. you can criticise her in other stuff but y'all aren't gonna act like she's not great in the very thing that made her famous - Stranger Things
@@Chibbykins didn't watch it. Wasn't really my thing 🤷♀️
@@NikkiBudders well then maybe you shouldn't be so quick to say 'this woman isn't an actor'. There's a reason Netflix keeps attaching her to their lazy projects. And it's because she was always one of the best actors on that show, even as a kid.
I read the book that came out with this movie out of curiosity and it’s way better. It’s very reminiscent of 2014 YA fantasy.
Evelyn Skye did an amazing job tying the loose ends the writers from this movie didn’t take a single minute to think about. They’re also very different.
For example:
1. The map was actually in a “safe cave” that the dragon couldn’t reach and the different princesses through the centuries added parts to it whenever they came back from exploring
2. Elodie can communicate with the past princesses through blood magic, which she discovers she has inside the cave
3. Victoria wasn’t crisped like a marshmallow, the dragon ate her alive (and her death was very significant to Elodie’s character development)
4. Elodie learns how to speak with the dragon in its native tongue so they’re playing on a same level field when fucking with each other. (Which I thought was pretty cool)
5. The descriptions of Elodie’s injuries throughout the novel are actually brutal and she even dies at one point.
6. The ending is so different from the movie, you can actually tell that the author had zero communication with the screenwriters since signing the contract
So yeah, if you thought the premise for the movie was interesting, go read the book
Thank you! I assumed this was going to be another Red Riding Hood (2015) situation 😅 glad to know I was wrong here
Thanks. I thought the movie was decent, but the ending was lousy. I'll have to get a copy of the book, hopefully it's available from the library.
Damn that sounds promising! The movie had a cool premise but then the plot just unraveled after she escaped the cave - I might actually check out this book
in the movie the map was also in the only place that the dragon couldn't reach, but it does make more sense that multiple princesses added to it over time rather than just one
Thanks for the book recomendation and the 1st point. I was wondering how long was that Victoria in the cave that she manage to explore it all, remember how she get there, came back to the safe cave, drew the new part of the map and do it all again.
As someone who grew up watching a lof of bad fantasy telefilms , it's hilarious. We came from that being "bad tv" to streaming platforms being "better", and well......they've come full circle being just as bad, just as predictable, just as meh quality
I think Victoria found the "exit" but didn't climb up there. She returned to the safe place (maybe she needed to because the dragon was after her idk). She drew the map and later returned to the "exit" to escape and died up there. Because in the map it looks like the "exit" is really an exit and a safe place. (If she knew it's not safe, then she would have drawn that to the map, right?)
But just think about that... Hey, I'm at the exit, now I'm going to go all the way back to that room in this place with a freaking dragon trying to kill me to make this map, and now I'll try and leave. Instead of, you know, just exiting, and, if she did for whatever reason want to do something other than leave the kingdom as quickly as possible, go to a freakin' village or whatever and let people know what is up there, rather than leaving a map in a cave for the next girl who gets chucked into it.
Although, if she did make that incredibly dumb decision, that may well have been why she died. By going back, the dragon picked her up again, figured out where she was going, and crisped her.
@@Axterix13 Well I don't know what the writers thought. I just tried to find an excuse or reason for a plot hole.
Maybe she was running from the dragon and saw that place while running. Just a short look. And she thought it looked safe. But the dragon was after her so she couldn't escape in that moment.
That's just a thought. I know it's stupid but it's the only thing that would make a little sense. But it's not my business to find solutions for lazy script writing so ...
I also just loved how they glossed over the fact that not only has this dragon been killing innocent young girls, she has been punishing women for the decisions of a man. Like, yeah it's not ideal to have to sacrifice your daughter, but at the end of the day, they suffer the most. And I can imagine parents of later generations just distancing themselves from their daughters so it hurts less/not at all when they get sacrificed. Obviously in the movie they got around the pain differently, but I feel like if they hadn't taken that route, they would've found another way to lessen the pain, which to the dragon is the reason to do this. So yeah, using women to punish men for their actions will always just hurt the women...
Cancel the problematic dragon.
Yeah, is a rather small woman can seriously injure it. Imagine what a trained man with a warbow would do.
But in this way the writer(s) placed the responsibility for women's suffering on men. The villains in movies are Slavic and men are the ones to blame. To tell stories like that is trending.
It does seem rather weird for her to only want dead daughters. Especially in a mideval setting wouldn't everyone consider the sons of greater value? I can only assume the baby dragons were all daughters but that just means her species is still going to die out.
@@NikkiBudders People get more emotional when a woman is being harmed. Considering that there are frequent complaints about the number of women being killed each year (femicides), while the 4 times higher number of men killed each year hardly evokes negative emotions. Women's well-being is considered of higher value.
Funny how you were saying about Elodie’s dad “I can’t even remember his name”, when neither he or “stepmother” get a first name in this movie.
I think thats another problem that should be pointed out. Generic, characterless charcaters that are just fill ins to do generic things for a generic plot. No identity or names needed.
I mean.. both of the do, don’t they? I’ve just watched it a couple hours ago and I think their first names were mentioned? The point obviously still stands 😅
Oh the dad does… in the subtitles 😂😂
@@Zelda00Gamer lmao I was about to reply saying their names were lord and lady bayford but then this comment made me realize I don’t remember their names being spoken and they didn’t have first names period
I feel like that was intentional, like for a fairytale. You never know the "stepmother's" name
Anyone else think the Dragon's fire looks Raw as hell.
Like she's spitting out lava, and it looks so good.
The dragon knows it's Elodie's sister, as at that point she still believes the girls are princesses of the royal bloodline, therefore she has to be elodie's sister.
I swear Shohreh Aghdashloo (The Dragon’s VA) is the only one actually doing any acting, she’s literally the only thing I remember about this film and I only saw it a week or so ago.
Probably because she's so good at voice acting that even when she phones it in she's amazing ❤
she has such an amazing voice!! didnt knew she was in this until the dragon first spoke, pleasant surprise :D
Can we have her say, "don't call me Chrissy, I'm not your favorite stripper"
Holy shit, that's who they hired to do the Dragon's voice? I didn't recognise her with the effects as I was only half listening to the video. I hope I get to hear her more in season 2 of Arcane instead, that sounds better!
Like the Renegade version of Admiral Raan lol
they didn’t even bother to name the kingdoms and give any type of world building. most of all though, it was so absurd that the chasm is designed as if the sacrificed girl’s are supposed to SURVIVE being thrown into the bottom of a deep pit?!?!
She fell for at least a full minute straight and those branches were THICK, who surviving that???
Her father mentions that the kingdom is called Aurea.
i was more in awe of the money they wasted with all the fabrics and jewelry that were just left down there
@@MajorINCVideo apparently all of them because the dragon doesn’t seem to eat any girls that arrive dead.
Why do you need to know the name of a kingdom in a movie that only has one kingdom? And why do you think a chasm is designed by humans?
bro, outlaw king and the king are actually pretty epic movies. They are also some of the best representations of their period in cinema history.
Precisely.
The King especially.
To be fair on Damsel’s behalf I thought it was refreshing how gritty it was. Most fantasy movies (especially girlpower fantasy movies) try to aim for a level of violence that sits just below the Lord of the Rings, but they really didn’t hold back with the blood and gore…
I'd agree if it were more consistent. The initial burn wounds she suffers were shockingly brutal, then 5 minutes later they're healed away. For me brutality and realism go hand in hand. She shouldn't have survived most of her injuries and close calls if they were playing on the gritty field they established with that excellent burn wound scene. *le sigh*
@@NikkiBudders The initial fall reminded me of when The Hobbit broke my suspension of disbelief - Ah, yes. Now we will drop our cast down a ravine with a bridge _and_ a troll on top of them, and no one will get so much as a sprained ankle out of it.
I think the ending of this movie would've been much better if they simply made it so that the dragon never actually befriends the main character. Like, after the dragon learns she has been tricked, she flies and destroys the city, and in the mean time the main character just leaves the kingdom back to her family. It would've fit better in the story imo.
Another easy thing they could've done to improve the movie is to just make the main character not say anything while she's hiding from the dragon. It was the perfect time for show don't tell, but obviously you can't do that for mainstream audiances.
Pretty much, I feel like movies don't allow for quiet intense moments anymore because they think an audience won't pay attention if something doesn't flash in their face anymore.
I think the reason why movies need to spell out everything without leaving the scene itself speak is:
1) media literacy going down in recent years + movie directors spoon feeding their audience (these two go hand in hand). The cave scene where she points at the map was easy to understand without dialog but here we are with lines like "this is where the bird cave is" when pointing out a bird in a cave in the map;
2) Netflix movies/shows are made for people who binge watch. If you are binging a movie while doing some other thing, you are going to miss the plotpoints of the scenes without dialog. This is done disregarding people who actually want to watch the movie and how spelling out everything that happens ruin their experience. This is why I watch Netflix movies when I have things to do and only want some background sound ( "watching" Damzel was amazing while I did my IPL , skincare and my hair lol).
The dragon at no point befriends the main character. That's an interpretation people have just agreed on for some reason. Elodie allies with the dragon pragmatically and then they both leave the kingdom. The end.
Yeah, it's not like Millie Bobby Brown is best known for playing a role where she's able to convey loads of emotion and characterisation without any dialogue...oh wait!
It seems weird that they'd have the character talk to herself out loud while she's being hunted by a dragon, when they could deliver the same lines as internal monologue/non-diagetic speech. That way, the audience would still know what she's thinking, but she wouldn't look like an idiot.
"Netflix really wanted you to know this movie was coming out". Gonna be honest, I clicked on the video because I thought it was about the "damsel" trope and how it was used in Netflix movies, I didn't even know a movie called "Damsel" actually existed up until literally now. 😂😂😂😂
lol I also came to know about this movie by some other youtuber
I had heard about this movie but immediately forgot about it until this video
i've literally never seen an ad or anything related to this movie before either lol, dunno where's all that "heavily-marketed" thing at 😂🤔
No idea this movie existed. But I also didn't realize that Netflix made movies, considering I only watch originals if I have been given a good reason to, eg Stranger Things.
Same. I've known about this movie bc youtubers are giving out reviews about it, not bc of its own marketing campaign
I don't really think Enola Holmes fits into this category of movie you're describing. For one, it's not just a big dumb flashy action movie (although it does have some hand to hand fight scenes), it's mostly a mystery/romance/coming of age story and a pretty fun take on Sherlock Holmes. I think it provided the audience with a beautiful message about going out into the world and defining who you are, all with a feminist lens. Plus, I'm pretty sure the movies are based off of children's books if I'm not mistaken? So they're not just written for netflix specifically. Idk, maybe Enola Holmes wasn't that big in a mainstream sense but I remember when it came out, it was hugely popular among a lot of women and girls, and the fashion/historical side of youtube. It's still a comfort movie I rewatch occasionally:)
Okay, to be fair, I must say that Enola Holmes (1&2) and Damsel may have fallen flat to adult audiences; but my preteen daughters LOVE those movies. (And not just because MBB).
The stronger female leads, the lack of damsel in distress formats, the grittier plot lines and aesthetics of these films have provided MY girls with something outside of the brightly colored, mundane Disney female lead films.
To us, they may be boring or underwhelming, but not every bit of media is, or should be, made for adults.
Hell, my youngest daughter (since she was 4 years old) has been begging for a movie where the princess saves the prince! Now, Damsel didn’t exactly provide that for her, but it came damn close and she loved it.
I heard it had good costumes and was looking for a fantasy movie reminiscent of something geared toward ya. I really liked the movie. Could their be improvements? Sure. But the visuals were amazing and the costuming was fantastic. Plus it's not another Disney remake of an existing movie and is more gritty and traditionally fantasy than something like desendants or the school of good and evil.
May I recommend your daughter check out "The Princess" (2019) - it was really well made and the themes of empowerment and saving the people you care about were really solid. A real confidence boost I think 😊
@@jessicai.bartlett4142 I’ll definitely give it a screening and pass it along!
Why does it sound like your girls are pick mes?😂
@@jangwonivedude they’re pre teens. Don’t be a weirdo.
I wouldn't mind "straight to DVD" movies like these if the movies presented in theaters were proper blockbusters.
I feel like the movies in cinema are basically falling into the same trap. they're trying to make every release a blockbuster so they make it as generic as possible with the most mass appeal as possible. there's very little risk taking and they end up feeling meh
@@mischr13 Because the institutions that make them are dinosaurs who are still operating like it's the 1990s and people only want to see 1 movie during summer vacation. Everything is a blockbuster because they think all they're competing for is attention, that if you hear of a movie ofc you'll watch it. They don't realise people are holding money for quality, or even just their attention for quality because of the over-saturation. They can't move with the times because there's so many executives running everything that they disagree somewhere and just resort to "what works" even if it doesn't work anymore.
This is why creatives should own creative ventures. Workers should own their workplaces and the means by which they produce whatever it is they produce (art in this case)
right? but don’t let this distract you from the fact that John Wick is just a clone of Killer Bean
@@mischr13 I dont feel like thats been as true in the last two years. I feel like the steady decline of the MCU has seen a bit of a resurgeance of well thought out standalone movies.
@@bye1551 What 'creative', besides Lucas or Cameron, could actually drop their own 100 million dollars on this fantasy shlock of a movie ? Realistically, the only things a creative that isn't already famous could own would be a novel or a comic book, because those things can actually be created for thousands of dollars that a normal person might be able to have, or have the time to put in doing their own art and editing, instead of money.
As soon as I heard the dragon speak I immediately went "Oh is that Shohreh Aghdashloo? Good for her to get that paycheck!" Shame that she's wasted on something like this, but if you want a badass dragon voice you can't do better than her.
She does have a very distinct voice. I remember seeing her in a live action movie and only recognized her when she spoke
I love her voice!
To be fair, I think Damsel actually fits in quite well with a number of c/b kids fantasy movies made from like 2005 onwards. They're not amazing films but they're fun enough for kids and are more fun for the parents than a lot of films. The Secret of Moonacre, Spiderwick, even Epic have similar vibes, all of which I enjoyed as a kid despite them being not amazing films. Sure it could have been great but it's decent enough for the audience
Literally as soon as I saw the very beginning of Bobby getting a marriage proposal, I knew everything that was going to happen, including the "betrayal" ending and how she was going to torch the kingdom😂
Small thing... if the dragon is expecting the king's daughters and they sent Elodie's sister as one of the three daughters to be sacrificed and it doesn't know it's being tricked.... then the dragon would assume that the girls are related. It's expecting three daughters, three sisters.
Exactly, plus as she shaid prior, she can smell their blood
This review ironically has way more plot holes than the movie.
@@JaylukKhan hshshsh fr
@@MissLinguiniNoodle my favorite is the part where he demands a rational explanation for the presence of ghosts in a dragon movie. This is what Roald Dahl warned us about.
I watched the trailer for Damsel on Netflix and said "well I feel like I've seen the whole movie" and then promptly felt like I could move on 😂
For real, and the main character delivering out loud exposition when they already laid the puzzle pieces for the audience
I felt like they thought our IQs were a single digit.
btw Damsel got a lot of hype from the costuming community because of the clothing and hair, only for a ton of the super interesting stuff to be on extras and in the movie, and the main character to be in the same, albeit progressively deteriorating outfit for most of the film
The Damsel Movie when the dragon kills all the princesses: "God forbid a woman do ANYTHING!"
Damsel was (in my opinion) a lesser charismatic and fun version of 2019's Ready or Not. where ready or not was self aware and had a great protagonist, Damsel felt bland, as if it was the first draft of the script.
That movie was pretty sick
Ready or Not was such a fun movie! The second i finished watching it i asked some friends if they were up for a movie night lmao. They enjoyed it too.
I haven't watched Damsel yet, but the story reminds me of The Princess (2022). That was a very good and enjoyable movie as well with the same concept of a damsel in distress having to save her own ass. Both these movies are memorable and i have them on my rewatch list.
Ready or Not was so good! I can see some comparisons though.
This is a big unpopular opinion here but Samara Weaving is also a much more charismatic actress than Millie Bobby Brown. So that helps a lot.
Im surprised there weren't more obvious comparisons to ready or not because the premise is similar but I spose the difference is that's a super.fun movie
"Her inability to die reach fast and furious level" best quote of all time
A big factor that you inadvertently pointed out is that films with very little plot that you can watch on mute are easier to sell to non english speaking markets
I think they translated the movie into many languages
@@kiwi-xe5be Films that are incredibly generic and simple as this was translate much better than films with more nuance and reliance on dialogue
So you can translate it easily at little cost and to as many markets as possible
then why is U.S Netflix also flooded with foreign made content that is almost always never in English but gets very popular here one example is squid game, you don't have dumb down stuff for people to follow it
"A movie made of data"... that's so true!
I think Damsel would have been better if the prince was more conflicted about the ceremony. Having them save her sister together would have been better.
Dragon was voiced by Shohreh Aghdashloo, a super famous actress so her competence in the role makes sense. She carried a significant part of The Expanse show as well.
The most realistic thing about Damsel is Angela Bassett walking off a stabbing.
I can just imagine the Netflix execs going "so MBB becomes a Princess Bride, let's cast Robin Wright" and slapping themselves on the back with smug self congratulation
There's a lot of dumb plot holes in this movie but i still love it for trying. The idea of what it could have been is cooler than the end result.
28:01 I assumed that she saw sunlight and assumed that it's the way out. She came back on the map and draw the sun, then proceeded to climb when she's done. 😅
32:26 Here, I assumed that since the dragon thinks that 'every sacrifice is a daughter of Royal blood' means that she thinks that Elodi's sister is also a daughter of Royal blood, thus making her Elodi's sister? 🧐
37:39 Same thoughts. Guards are probably enjoying the food on the side while watching the wedding. 😤
I feel like the only Netflix original movies that people do remember are mostly animated movies. Mitchel’s Vs the Machines, Guillermo De Toros Pinocchio, Wish Dragon(surprisingly pretty good), Orion and the Dark, Nimona, Klaus, etc.
they are remembered since they are the ones that are actually decent
weird all of them are animated
their animated shows are also usually good like arcane and blue eye samurai
@@pqtatochip but there are also live action Netflix shows that people do remember unlike their movies(Stranger Things, The Haunting of Hill House, Midnight Mass, The Witcher, Squid Game, live action One Piece, The Umbrella Academy, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Cobra Kai, etc.)
Marriage Story, The Irishman, All Quiet on the Western Front, etc. There are definitely some memorable Netflix live action movies. Its just that most of their other movies are made to be used as background noise as that is how most people consume media now.
I, personally, will never forget Damsel because when it came on recommended while my sister and I were visiting our father's house, my sister thought it was an adaptation of a different book and said "I can't believe they adapted that book. I bet it is going to be terrible and I really don't want to watch it." and then my father's 64 year old girlfriend threw a hissy fit under her breath for 20 minutes about how she gets to make her own decisions of whether she likes something and she doesn't need to listen to other people's opinions to form her own. We then watched the first half of the movie before leaving.
Also. think it's pretty rich that the script is written by a man but the book was published under a woman's name.
Evelyn Skye is an actual author. At most she just adapted the script in novel format
Sorry I should have added something about it being "adapted" to novel under a woman's name but it still feels super shallow and like they thought the book would sell better with a woman's name when the basic story was written by a man. Honestly, i haven't read the book so I don't know how closely it resembles the plot of the movie.@@devonmunn5728
Oh! I thought it was for a different book too. Damsel by Elana Arnold.
Man if they'd adapted the Damsel book by Elana K Arnold I would've watched it in a heartbeat. Would've been a ballsy choice to try to adapt that. It would've been either fantastic or godawful. Unfortunately that's not what this is.
@@jessip8654 I also thought it was that one XD Considering the way that book played out, it would have been a VERY interesting watch to see how they decided to try to adapt it XD
the dragon voice was what saphira DESERVED but never got
Talk about bad movies that disrespected their source material…
In netflix defense, micheal bay and fast and furious movies are archetypes for modern streaming movies.
I canceled Netflix almost a year ago and have never looked back. Everyone in my social circle still has it, but no one talks about anything they watch on it, so I never feel like I’m missing out. Just a reminder you don’t have to pay for bad content because of potential fomo!
Cancelled Netflix and welcomed illegal websites.
@@FellDownTheCornHolebased
I canceled Netflix but now I get it free with my phone plan so it all worked out. 😅
@@FellDownTheCornHoleabsolutely. I never paid for netflix in the first place, but even the pirated shows and films I've watched from them were so bland that I can't remember anything about it. What's the point of paying then? Lol. I feel like the only reason to pay for netflix is to watch all the old good movies that they bought and aren't available anywhere else due to copyright.
Once again, Netflix takes a cool premise/a beloved established story and makes something so bland you wonder if the job requirements for their screenwriters and directors are "write like AI" and "If you add any personal artistic touches you're fired"
I actually thought Mother was written by AI. It was utterly nothing.
What kind of dragon got burn by her own fire?? Dragons are immune to fire, that's why they use fire.
I think I realized the reason I enjoyed this movie:
I didn't think about it.
There was so much potential but I hate the trailers that spoil literally everything :((
Even trailers for films being released in the cinema do that. It's probably because the marketing team wants the trailer to show as much juicy, enticing details as possible and they don't feel like they can't do that without giving away some of the details to make the trailer more enticing for potential viewers
This is my biggest pet peeve. I refuse to see movies that do this, because what’s the point? I already know what happens. The crow remake movie does this, and worst of all, it seems like they reveal all the plot points IN ORDER, so there’s no way you could believe you’ve watched anything except the entire movie. I would’ve gone to see that in theaters, but now I don’t need to-I know it’s bad already, lol.
@@devonmunn5728 Nah, in todays trailers, they literally show every single plotpoint. I could have told you the whole plot from the trailer. I knew about the arranged marriage ending with her being thrown off the bridge, so the entire first 30 minutes were basically just filler. I saw the scene with the birds on fire, so the single one at the beginning was no surprise. I knew she would be hunted and had to hide. When she first got out, I knew she would go back in because she hadn't yet chopped her hair off. The even showed a scene 5 minutes from the ending. Basically the only thing I didn't know about was that the dragon's children were killed first, but that was obvious from the first "3 deaths for 3 deaths! You will pay for your ancestors sins!"-speech like 10 minutes after meeting the dragon...
would you rather not have a trailer?
@@zephyrwlf yeah if it’s going to tell me everything I’d rather have only a title. It used to not be this way, but now they’re focusing on just stuffing as much information as possible into the trailers and spoiling everything. I want to be able to guess at twists myself, not have it force fed or given away before I even sit down to watch the movie
At least, Bright has some memorable and accidentally funny lines like “fairy lives don’t matter today.” To this day, I am still baffled that line made it into the movie’s final cut.
I couldve happily lived the rest of my life without remembering that line
Nothing better than implying fairy oppression and brutilisation. No nothing wrong with that
Neat
When you were saying the titles of Netflix originals in the beginning I was like “wow those movies sound so generic… wait”
My first impression and thoughts of Damsel were very well summed up in your analysis. For me it all boiled down to my first thought upon reading the summary on netflix, "Isn't it a little late to be making a Princess/Knight/Dragon story where the princess rescues herself or the dragon isn't evil?" They would have had to pull some wild shit to make that dynamic interesting these days.
Particularly since they showed you everything in the trailer they showed everywhere before release
@@silasandfrida9920 I refuse to even watch trailers in this day and age. They spoil the whole dang movie. If your trailer is over 30 seconds long it's showing too much.
The dragon knew she was Elodie's sister because the dragon believes Elodie is one princess of the royal family, therefore the next girl thrown down must be another princess of the family making them sisters.
yeah but it's still confusing why the dragon would then think Elodie would come to save her. From her perspective this family has been sending down sisters/daughters for centuries (inlcuding one just a few days before Elodie). Why would a member of the family suddenly switch up and want to save their sister?
But... doesn't the dragon smell the blood and recognize the relatives? So if it could get familiar with Elodie's smell it can also sense the similarities between them?
Also regarding the idea that she will be back for her sister: she probably was the first one that escaped. Maybe also realized, that she didn't smell so much similarities between any other girls lately. Only "royal" part, probably also not so strong.
Just my assumptions from the video, i didn't watch the film (yet?)
My brain wants to know how many writing credits these movies have in common. Cause honestly it feels like people send in their one page synopsis proposal to netflix hoping to make a movie and money and netflix will buy it off them and chucks the synopsis in the writers room and says expand that. Alot of these films have a unique hook/inciting incident but then doesn't do much with it at all. Like the concepts are there, but it's like they don't know what to do with it from there. Which makes me feel like they buy the ideas but not the writers
I don’t even take in new Hollywood movies anymore my friend likes watching more international movies now and they be hitting different
Monkey Tennis?!
i’m pretty sure that’s exactly what they do lol. or at least they have those writers rooms who get 2 days to write every detail so it course it’s not the same as a story that was lovingly created and took as long as needed to develop properly. also by not hiring writers to be on set as it’s filmed they can’t pivot correctly when something ends up not working out in film the same way it was on paper. also resulting in disjointed choices and incomplete stories
@KaiserReinhard hey don’t sleep on them telenovelas but no bs I even been watching K dramas and shit big dawg it’s rough out here
I really felt that with Bright. Fantasy in a modern day setting? Sounds neat! But wasn’t very well done.
"the dragon somehow knows she's elodi's sister" dude she still thinks she's getting noble daughters from the kingdom. Of course she assumes it's the main character's sister, that was the deal.
The voice actress of the dragon is Shohreh Aghdashloo i din't even know her name but her voice is so iconic in Arcane and Destiny 2 that i instantly recognised who she was
We're in the era of "minimum viable library". Quality is irrelevant as long as Netflix can get you to watch _something_ every month and not drop your subscription.
I only remember a good amount of Netflix original movies because RUclipsrs make video essays on them
Tbh, this
Basically Netflix movies are just higher budget Disney channel original movies
Underrated comment 😂😂
Honestly, I only remember this movie because I like the dragon so much and the massive missed potential had the story and character development been handled by those who cared.
As it stands, whenever I watch a Netflix movie, my brothers and I have a Tropes Bingo card that we check off every time there is a common movie trope executed poorly. Then we complain about plot holes. Our mom hates watching movies with us sometimes.
I watched this with my parents and my dad was like, “why is she being so loud.” And after that we would both do a “would’ve died here” counter. My mother didn’t appreciate it but in the end also thought it was bad.
I actually liked Damsel. The scene where the women try to help each other out knowing they could possibly die and another woman would be put in their position, was really touching.
Same, not the best movie, but I liked it. The dragon and voice actress there was awesome
@@Harbinger-lx6rt yea I don’t think the Netflix problem is actually worth being considered a ‘problem’ as such.
@@ramblingbb7182 I thought the film was also ok but I kind of think that's the issue. The film was forgettable, I enjoyed it but I also enjoyed some of the films he talked about at the start and I also forget they existed. Netflix has become so comfortable with their dominance over streaming that they don't have to be creative with the films they put out. I do understand from their perspective since films are a pain to make so maximizing profits is crucial, a part of me just wishes that they could use that budget to come up with a film that had some nuance to it.
It was established at the very beginning that the dragon enjoys toying with her prey. That's why she doesn't "just kill her."
One of my biggest gripes of this movie was in the marketing - the one unique plot twist that actually could’ve actually shocked an audience or made the movie memorable (the fact that she became a sacrifice) was literally WRITTEN OUT in the description and shown in the trailer !! If the marking was vague, the description more along the lines of “when a girl marries a prince, she thinks she reached her happy ending. But everything may not be what it seems” then maybe there could’ve been a bit of a shock, a memorable plot twist that could’ve shifted the tone of the movie, potentially subverting audience expectations.
That and also the ending with her and the dragon becoming besties. The writers were so close to creating a narrative that touched on the cycle of abuse/violence. That victims can become the ones enacting that same violence onto others, and while their own initial abuse is what triggered their abhorrent actions later, it still isn’t an excuse/ a reason to forgive the harm that they caused. The dragon would’ve been a tragic character, but not one so easily forgiven.
Overall, lots of potential in the concepts of the movie but the writers / the studio didn’t want to really explore any of the harder themes or narrative arcs that were RIGHT THERE
32:16 well, she know she's her little sister because, by this point, the dragon still thinks that the girls that are being sent down there are the daugthers of the queen, so yeah... she knows they're sisters but for the wrong reason
So stupid cuz we seen alll diffrent type looking girls even black girls?! So how...
I need to defend a bit the execution of the movie Damsel: the story is a original fairytale, so they used the narrative structure, archetype exploration and methapor construction of the fairy tales and to me it shows they DID they homework and i loved it. Thing is.... There's a reason people dont use fairy tale narrative structure in movies- fantastic things happen with little explanation, characters are more like narrative objects instead of characters and don't have names or very simple personalities, etc... Basically all the things that marks this type of structure is considered a defect when applied to a movie. It was more like an artistic experiment of a movie and you can get HEAVILY disappointed if you watch it expecting it to be something else, and i think Netflix did exactly that with the trailers.
Ok, your description of netflix's formula to make movies actually explains why I watch netflix movies. I haven't had netflix in a while because I frefuse to keep giving them money for pure crap, BUT when I had it, I watched those movies when I wanted to listen to something without actually commiting to the plot. More often than not I wasn't even watching the movie, I had them as background noise while I scrolled through Instagram, I didn't have to think, I didn't need to understand the plot because those stories are SO cliché and predictible you already know how it's going to end by the first 15 minutes of the movie. And from the point of view of marketing, what netflix does is absolutely genius
25:43 DUDE YES! My kids were laughing through half this movie saying. "Oh man she failed her stealth check BAD!"
Ngl, compared to most of the other Netflix originals, this was a fun watch. I especially enjoyed the dragon's design and the look of her fire. The first third of the movie perfectly captured the tight, scary, suffocating feeling of the cave to an impressive degree and I was invested enough to feel genuinely sad for the dragon when they revealed he killed her babies. Also, spending an hour yelling "Shut up! She'll hear you!" Is more fun than it should be😂😂
Still a better plot than GoT final season
Yeah I loved that the dragon was big but not the usual thicc dragon and that meant she was a lot more maneuverable.
Totally agree I enjoyed watching this one! Not saying it was good just saying I enjoyed watching it and it was fun :-)
I still prefer Jamie Foxx's Day shift over Damsel because of how ridiculously long the ending is 😒
While the film student in me agrees with everyone FSN is saying, I loved watching this movie and recommended it to all my friends. It was so fun & kept my attention surprisingly well
I remember Bright only because I like to periodically watch Cosmonaut Variety's review of it.
And Lindsey Ellis'. The Orc Cop Rap is a gem.
Same bro, honestly the worst of netflix movies I've seen so far
Oh beautiful, simpler times 🫠
BRIGHT BAD 🥰
I remember bright, because whenever I talk about Kim Harrison’s urban fantasy book series, The Hollows, people ask me “so its like bright?” And i feel agonizing pain at the comparison
The Grey Man, Project Power, & Army of The Dead were all very enjoyable films (even Bright was ok).
I do agree with your thesis in this video, but, for the record, I think The Old Guard is actually very good and worth a rewatch (or three in my case). It is a genuinely interesting story with great performances and I am excited for the sequel. Might even be worth a video essay/review if you haven’t done one for it already.
To me (TO ME, personally) the old guard is an exception to this hazy fog of movies that Netflix chucks at us
I liked the Old guard a lot! Couldn't even tell you why right now, maybe the "depressing immortality" thing just stuck with me 🥺
I remember that one lol Charlize Theron carried the hell out of that movie but it was pretty unique for an action movie as well.
Isn't The Old Guard based on a comic book?
I love the old guard. Wish it gets a part 2
@@leigh-anjohnsonyes, which I personally think is why it’s actually good
The only thing this movie did right was hire Shohreh Agdashloo to voice act the dragon. Truly an inspired choice. I LOVE her as Chrisjen Avasarala in The Expanse, and her voice is just so husky and delicious that it really suits playing a dragon.
She has such a unique voice that she can make characters that are not very important super memorable. Like Grayson from Arcane
I could tell they hired her for her voice in The Expanse, bc her acting is suuuuuper wooden and bland.
@@LawrenceofCanadia REALLY?!? I disagree. I love her in the Expanse. She feels like the PEFECT fit given the character described in the books.
She was also the oracle in sea of monsters
Thank you for making such intelligent and entertaining reviews. I love the way that you can be utterly, and hilariously, savage in some of your critiques while still ensuring that you don't dehumanise or discrimiante against anyone. I also like that you call out things that are immoral, stigmatising or problematic. Some of your delivery is also honestly just comedy gold 😂 I really enjoy this type of content from you, thanks.
I'm so glad you brought up the make-up thing. She not only had on a full face of make up the entire time, she also had sculpted eyebrows and was wearing a lash set! It completely broke the verisimilitude
I just wanted to be the first person on the internet to say that I love the Enola Holmes movies, they're not perfect but thought and care is put into them and the characters are very charming. Its easy to understand and just simple fun. I remember all of the plot points.
Same I’m excited for 3 😂
Outlaw King from 2018 is my favourite medieval film, exceptionally well researched and with stellar acting. I've seen it 3 or 4 times until now.
I feel like the only “Netflix” movie that feels like it was made by a director and not a AI is Extraction 1 & 2. Out of all the John Wick clones I’d rate those two pretty highly.