J K Simmons is such an amazing voice actor. The emotion in his voice, as if he really is a man fearing death and getting angry at his inability to overcome it, is astounding.
He’s not just an amazing voice actor. He’s an amazing actor overall. The Sam Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy, The Ref, Whiplash, The Music Never Stopped, Terminator Genisys, I’m Not Here, Thank You for Smoking, The Front Runner, Dark Skies, The Accountant, he’s great in all of those films. It’s like what I’m always saying, you can never have too much J.K. Simmons.
this video and comment are so old, but especially when he says "do you know who i am?", my mans sounds like hes about to cry from frustration about his sickness
"Do you know who I am" and "Burns your house down" at the end both had a bit of a voice waver that I've always associated with and heard accompanied by barely contained laughter.
Guy sounds like he's about to break down and cry at any point, especially at "Do you know who I am!?". I mean, he was bankrupt, losing his company, dying, and at this point had lost any and all positivity for anything and was furiously venting. A lot of stuff in Portal 1 and 2 is actually quite sad and disturbing if you pay attention
like 3 cans of soup What are you talking about? It was a legal ... appart from the shooting practice with life ta.... i mean Cake eating contest ahahahahha yea thats it
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The delivery of “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!” is amazing The pure rage and pride, the slight waver of doubt and confusion at the end, betrays Cave’s entire life in one sentence
One of my biggest heros growing up was an older guy named John who ran our dungeons and dragons game, and John showed me this exact video once when I’d told him I had no idea where the combustible lemons reference came from, and listening to this again made me vividly remember that moment. Thank you for that. He passed away on New Years of 2019, and I’ve missed him a lot since. He was a great friend.
When Half Life 3 comes out, I know what is going to be found within the Borealis. Not secret portal tech or Cave Johnson being alive but the schematics to create combustible lemons. And Gordon will create these combustible lemons and he will destroy the Combine Empire with them. :D
The first time I played portal 2, I really expected a boss fight near the end of chapter 7 where a totally insane Cave has robot arms throw combustible lemon bombs at the player while he’s shouting things like “I’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN”. I was very disappointed in the fact that it did not happen.
CodePurple actually those rumors are false, i did not burn people alive with lemons, they actually got blue paint instead of repulsion gel, all joking aside I sent Official Apperture Science Super Colliding Super Boxes to their houses and they were filled with combustible lemons, turns out combustible lemons become volatile after a good amount of shaking, also we secretly put a microchip in your brain while you were sleeping so you can read this in my voice.
A Clone? What?! Tell me, HOW ARE THERE 2 CAVE JOHNSONS?!?! tell me, Otherwise YOU are FIRED! YES! YOU! BOX YOUR STUFF! FRONT DOOR! PARKING LOT! CAR! GOODBYE! (no offense meant)
:') I just posted "No, life, I am not interested in making lemonade," since I'm having a fucking awful day and my friend just posted this link on my timeline. Thanks, man. This really improved my day. You have no idea how much I needed this.
"When life gives you lemons, extract the juice and use it to draw a treasure map in invisible ink. That really works! Seriously!" Dipper said. "When life gives you lemons, draw faces on those lemons and wrap them in a blanket. Ta-daaa! Now you have Lemon babies." Mabel added. Stan said, "When life gives you lemons, call them 'yellow oranges' and sell them for double the price." "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life RUE THE DAY it thought it could give Stanford Pines lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! (COUGH, COUGH!)" Ford raved.
***** Don't start shit. Their comment has nothing to do with ponies, and here you are insulting them for no reason other than that they have a pony picture.
When life gives you lemons you put those lemons in a sack and use it to beat you're enemies. And if you're lucky the bag splits open and lemon juice spills out into their eyes causing intense burning pain as you crush them into a citrusy pulp.
So, I was at the grocery store, and this employee was giving out free samples of lemons. He was basically a really aggressive salesman, and he kept trying to get people to buy more. He started to give me his speech, but I cut him off- "I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?" And like any good lemon salesman, he suggested making lemonade. So I replied, "Alright, I've been thinking- I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GIVE ME LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! *WITH THE LEMONS!"* And that's how I got banned from Safeway.
Fun Fact: Lemons are a hybrid of sour or bitter oranges, and Citrons, developed by humans via plant inter-breeding over a long time. Life didn't give us Lemons We screwed ourselves over all on our own.
boiledelephant me too I always have my reply notifications turned off so whenever someone tries to argue with me I won’t even know about it and they will be Talking on and on and on not realizing how much Time they’re wasting
@@elisabethheiman2104 I think it comes from the turret talking about lemons, a rant which nobody has heard for a long time and is therefore impossible the turret could know about it otherwise. Although I do agree it's wrong because the only reason GLaDOS isn't Cave is that he died before they could "Pour me into a computer"
I now play GMOD and on it i have a mod that allows me to throw grenade like lemons that on impact blow up with a blast of fire! It even has a voice whn i right click when holding the lemon it says DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, I'M THE GUY WHO'S GANNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONMS I WILL HAVE MY ENGENEERSINVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!! Also when i left click i throw it and it yells COMBUSTABLE LEMON! in Cave Johnson's voice!
I don't want your damn houses what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lemon's life, make house rue the lemon it thought it could give days Cave Johnsons. Do you know who I am? I'm the lemon that's going to rue your life down! With the houses. I'm going to get my lives to invent a combustible engineer that houses your life down!
Ryoko Stone That is literally all I CAN imagine when I hear this. That, or some incident wherever he was all those years where he got kinda drunk at one point and started threatening people with combustible lemons. They didn't even know what the fuck lemons were.
J K Simmons is such an amazing voice actor. The emotion in his voice, as if he really is a man fearing death and getting angry at his inability to overcome it, is astounding.
He’s not just an amazing voice actor. He’s an amazing actor overall. The Sam Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy, The Ref, Whiplash, The Music Never Stopped, Terminator Genisys, I’m Not Here, Thank You for Smoking, The Front Runner, Dark Skies, The Accountant, he’s great in all of those films. It’s like what I’m always saying, you can never have too much J.K. Simmons.
this video and comment are so old, but especially when he says "do you know who i am?", my mans sounds like hes about to cry from frustration about his sickness
Super late but Invincible proves his voice acting chops even further.
Check him out in Counterpart, where he plays two versions of the same character (also it's a good show)
He’s the only man that can make life take the lemons back.
"Oh I like this guy" "he says what we're all thinking"
Takahashi "yeah!" "Yeah, tale the lemons!"
take*
Sly, you can edit and/or delete comments
Burning people!
Tbh i want a combustable lemon to throw at someone
Guys... you realize J.K. Simmons had to read this in the recording booth *without* laughing?
lmao it sounded like he was about to at the end and then he turned it into a cough
That's interesting. I probably wouldn't have been able to.
He didnt laugh one damn time, this was from his soul, I'm pretty sure he wrote that line because goddamn, how he says it, with what rage!
@@g.t.3186 no he wasnt going to laugh it was an on purpose cough.
"Do you know who I am" and "Burns your house down" at the end both had a bit of a voice waver that I've always associated with and heard accompanied by barely contained laughter.
Life: This... is a lemon.
Cave: Dear god...
Life: There's more.
Cave: No.
Internet: This is a meme
Cringe people: dear god
Internet: there's more
Cringe people: NoOO
This is a Meme:
This is a cream: 👌
oh so here you are
@@messyalien5164
This is a bakery:
Buns in my pants:
Cave: No... It's a combustable lemon!!
Fun facts: Lemons actually are flammable.
A combustible Lemon is possible.
Where is science when it's needed? Damn I want some lemonnades
How???
kuramayoko23 Oils in the peel, apparently.
there is a tutorial on how to make one. I left the link somewhere in these comments.
PyroGothNerd cool
Lol, a grenade lemon...a 'lemonade'
ba dum tish!
lemongrade
Yeah! Blow sh** up! That usually solves everything :D
He said don't make lemonade though... that's going to be problematic..
Oh, oh god! Citrus! Nooooo! *Lemonade blows up*
To this day, "Dont make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" is my main philosophy when shit hits the fan lol
@Layla Goodon-Witter Hell yeah, my dude 👊
I always come back to this for motivation. Make life take the lemons back my friend
And that fact that lemons are man made makes it better like, we don’t need life to give us lemons we made it our god damn selves
Exactly my motivation on how i'll handle things in my life after i graduated from college
My philosophy is "Don't make lemonade, make lemon meringue pie"
Guy sounds like he's about to break down and cry at any point, especially at "Do you know who I am!?". I mean, he was bankrupt, losing his company, dying, and at this point had lost any and all positivity for anything and was furiously venting. A lot of stuff in Portal 1 and 2 is actually quite sad and disturbing if you pay attention
yes most likely
I thought it was Simmons trying to recover from almost laughing.
But... Funny lemon..😢
im pretty sure thats jk simmons trying not to laugh
and then you have blaperture mesa
this made me laugh the first time i heard it while GLaDos was saying "YEAH! YEAH! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! YEAH!" ah.. Caroline...
MsDestroyer900 Hi man you know who i am
MsDestroyer900 *Caroline, not Catherine XD
MsDestroyer900 She seriosuly gets turned on by this.
Charlene Franco woops, sowee
The Vision How do you even.
( several minutes later )
OH.
Alright, Who gave you my Personal Recordings.
sorry i did that. i worked for you until you died :(
The Enrichment Center is required to remind you Cave Johnson that you are dead.
"Personal"? You broadcasted them on repeat for 37 years in an underground illegal science lab...
Aperture Laboratories Well its been a long time, I am still arround. Well atleast my mind is, I will show myself soon
like 3 cans of soup What are you talking about? It was a legal ... appart from the shooting practice with life ta.... i mean Cake eating contest ahahahahha yea thats it
Cave Johnson is the kind of man who can know exactly what he's doing and somehow have no unearthly idea at the same time.
"I don't want LEMONS. I want pictures of *_SPIDERMAN!!!"_*
you forgot the Hyphen
*_"I want some yellow M&M's!!!!!"_*
My favorite part:
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... ...WITH THE LEMONS!"
10/10 Would lemon again
+Caesar Zeppeli Gr8 M8 8/8
7.8/10-Too Many Lemons
-Aperture
Even better because you can hear him almost laugh on “do you know who I am?!”
My favorite part: 0:15-0:19
I love how J K Simmons had to fake a cough because he was having so much fun with this line that he kept laughing
No... Cave is terminally ill at this point in the timeline.
@@3dtom Which is why it’s so perfect.
@@3dtom I can't get jokes if this is one.
But he's talking about the voice actor.
@@RedKrasnoye and he's wrong, the cough was scripted in.
you can actually hear a mild shake on his voice before he coughs
I worked for cave Johnson and I invented the combustible lemon. Now all I have to do is find life's house
Nicholas Caldera You had to kill the joke... god damn it Nicholas.
Ethan We're killing jokes now? I thought we were going to kill life?
ok guys f**** it lets just send them to black masa and hope it breaks someting important
***** we'll burn the joke's house down too!
If you find Justin Bieber's house I think you'll be pretty close
"Demand to see Life's manager"
Cave Johnson was the first Karen
He's the only Karen that's respectable
@@inktonythekaonashigaster6631 he’s the only Karen we actually unironically like
@@Full.Circuit.Thrills he's the only karen that's hilarious because he doesn't exist
Karen Johnson
Patient zero
I will gladly invest in the combustible lemon manufacturing business
yes
NintendoGuy5 be careful theyre flammable
NintendoGuy5 like 256, Just broke the system
??? ??? your pal lol
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"Life better gives me pictures of Spiderman"
AwesomeGuy2000 I think life is the cause of all the animals in Zootopia going savage.
AwesomeGuy2000 spooderman
AwesomeGuy2000 lol
AwesomeGuy2000 ew that pic XD
sPIDORman
When I try to become president, this is going to be the speech I use to motivate and convince people to vote for me.
I would become a hacker to give you 1000000% of the votes.
A.M. Arteaga Not funny.
A.M. Arteaga Wouldn't it be easier to just steal a bunch of ballots than hack?
tythorn13 I am so voting for you ;)
definitley voting for you
The delivery of “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!” is amazing
The pure rage and pride, the slight waver of doubt and confusion at the end, betrays Cave’s entire life in one sentence
i love how you can hear a slight chuckle in Simmons' voice when he we says 'burn your house down'
breaking news:
apeture ceo ,cave Johnson , caught burning houses down with combustible lemons
"I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?!"
That line will always get me
One of my biggest heros growing up was an older guy named John who ran our dungeons and dragons game, and John showed me this exact video once when I’d told him I had no idea where the combustible lemons reference came from, and listening to this again made me vividly remember that moment. Thank you for that. He passed away on New Years of 2019, and I’ve missed him a lot since. He was a great friend.
hope things are better for you
Hey, could be worse. What if Spider-Man gave you those lemons?
Could be worse. What if Thomas and Martha Wayne gave you lemons?
*sniffle*
MARTHA!
*Bum ba-dum duh bum bum bum
What if Michael Cera knocked up your daughter, then gave you those lemons?
Too soon, dude
When Half Life 3 comes out, I know what is going to be found within the Borealis. Not secret portal tech or Cave Johnson being alive but the schematics to create combustible lemons. And Gordon will create these combustible lemons and he will destroy the Combine Empire with them. :D
***** True.
Rustin Pickup That's my job. .. And also messing with people's heads until they can't think anymore.
I stopped reading at "When Half Life 3 comes out". It was just too absurd for me.
Márton Frits Eh, it's possible it could get canned before it's release.
Freak80MC OMG YES XD
this is my life motto
Same here.
+Fat Dickenson Ditto
But... Life's house is burnt down. Life is now homeless. Thus, you can no longer have a life motto.
+Fat Dickenson haha yup
mine too
The first time I played portal 2, I really expected a boss fight near the end of chapter 7 where a totally insane Cave has robot arms throw combustible lemon bombs at the player while he’s shouting things like “I’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN”. I was very disappointed in the fact that it did not happen.
Cave Johnson is my spirit animal
Same
Luke Cote Hello.
OMG OMG OMG! It's the real Cave Johnson! SIGN MY TITS!
Cave Johnson omg
Same
166 deslikers got burned alive by Cave Johnson. With the lemons.
+CodePurple 167
CodePurple actually those rumors are false, i did not burn people alive with lemons, they actually got blue paint instead of repulsion gel, all joking aside I sent Official Apperture Science Super Colliding Super Boxes to their houses and they were filled with combustible lemons, turns out combustible lemons become volatile after a good amount of shaking, also we secretly put a microchip in your brain while you were sleeping so you can read this in my voice.
+Cave Johnson like a boss
A Clone? What?!
Tell me, HOW ARE THERE 2 CAVE JOHNSONS?!?! tell me, Otherwise YOU are FIRED! YES! YOU! BOX YOUR STUFF! FRONT DOOR! PARKING LOT! CAR! GOODBYE!
(no offense meant)
Cave Johnson ........am I fired.....?
I don't want your damn pacts, Bill Cipher!
"Mr. Jameson, this just came for you from the lobby"
*leaves a basket of lemons*
JJ Jamesom: *furious* SPIDERMAAAAN
What do you call a combustible lemon?
Lemon 'nade.
David Plissken Ba dum, tss
David Plissken 👉aaaaaaye 👉
David Plissken Nice.
Get out.
no vena rero you leave
:') I just posted "No, life, I am not interested in making lemonade," since I'm having a fucking awful day and my friend just posted this link on my timeline. Thanks, man. This really improved my day. You have no idea how much I needed this.
"Goodbye Mr. Johnson"
Rustin Pickup Or "Oz".
I'm still here
*”Goodbye Sir”
Why must you make me cry?
This quote is now 10 years old today. And I still fucking love it!
I like this guy. He's saying what we're all thinking!
Yeah! YEah! YEAH! oh god yes! fuck!
This is a surprisingly effective way of motivating me
@@GeorgeCowsert
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This video is helping me through my depression, to be honest.
... WITH THE LEMONS.
Do you really believe life gave you lemons just to make lemonade with them? Think Mark. THINK!!!
Every time I hear this I imagine “Dipper ,do you want to be my apprentice?”
"When life gives you lemons, extract the juice and use it to draw a treasure map in invisible ink. That really works! Seriously!" Dipper said.
"When life gives you lemons, draw faces on those lemons and wrap them in a blanket. Ta-daaa! Now you have Lemon babies." Mabel added.
Stan said, "When life gives you lemons, call them 'yellow oranges' and sell them for double the price."
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life RUE THE DAY it thought it could give Stanford Pines lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! (COUGH, COUGH!)" Ford raved.
Don't forget the grapple gun
“BURN IT DOWN!” Screamed PotatOS
“I’m very confused right now.” Wheatley said to Chell
this just feels so empty without all the "yeah"s and "Burn his house down! He says what we're all thinking!"
i absolutely love potatOS
Combustible Lemons should be in TF2 as a type of Grenade. I'd ask for them in GMod, but, realistically, someone's already made them.
***** That's not really relevant to this discussion, you know.
***** There's always that one guy that tries to start shit.
***** Don't start shit. Their comment has nothing to do with ponies, and here you are insulting them for no reason other than that they have a pony picture.
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make an addon for a grenade + lemonade.
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Fwuffy Pwant ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Omni-Man but instead of superpowers he gets lemons.
Extreme, but I approve of its message.
Of course it's extreme. It's Cave Johnson! You must not be that familiar with the Portal series...
Extreme? Nah this is moderate.
How is this extremely reasonable reaction to being handed lemons
Fleeing Glory because it is
You can hear him almost start laughing at 0:27 on the word "am." I love when the actors can tell how funny what they're saying is
When life gives you lemons you put those lemons in a sack and use it to beat you're enemies. And if you're lucky the bag splits open and lemon juice spills out into their eyes causing intense burning pain as you crush them into a citrusy pulp.
MY GOD. TOO MUCH GENIUS FOR MY BRAIN TO PROCESS.
isn't that still lemonade though
Tiel The blunt trauma comes first, then the burning of the eyes and skin with the lemon juice.
Well, we can definitely tell you're in the Dimir side of Ravnica...
I'm Grixis, but Rakdos is far superior!
“Welcome to the league of legends champion spotlight featuring Cave Johnson, the lemonsquasher” ... ... ... ^^
*_I'M GONNA MAKE A LEMON THAT GETS ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN_*
Well he does sound like it lol.
(EDIT): And he played J. Jonah Johnson in the Spider-Man Trilogy.
@@frndrmn yeah, I know, that's why I made the joke
That cough sounded like it started as a laugh.
Like he was laughing at his own sentence
Burns your hosue down! - And the flames turn into a house that flips and makes an arrow pointing down. Genius.
Congrats to J. K. Simmons (voice of Cave Johnson) for his Golden Globe Best Supporting Actor triumph for Whiplash!
And congrats on his Oscar for Best Supporting Actor!
Jason Galpin When he's not wanting Spiderman, he's turning lemons into a fucking meme. JK Simmons has a voice of legends.
@@SamnissArandeen Or verbally abusing 3 drummers
The loud wheezing at the end really sold the whole rant.
"Hi yeah, can I speak to life? Yeah, you seemed to have mailed these lemons to my address and I'd like to return them."
So, I was at the grocery store, and this employee was giving out free samples of lemons. He was basically a really aggressive salesman, and he kept trying to get people to buy more. He started to give me his speech, but I cut him off- "I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?" And like any good lemon salesman, he suggested making lemonade. So I replied, "Alright, I've been thinking- I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GIVE ME LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! *WITH THE LEMONS!"*
And that's how I got banned from Safeway.
good job m8
and then the lemons clapped
Safeway? Bit of a blast from the past for me, used to have one locally.
Oh good, the sarcastic claps are online. «clap» «clap» «clap»
Awesome!
this is gonna be my quote
"I'm gonna burn your house down with the lemons!"-Cave Johnson 20whocares
You mean... he said that stuff in 1982 remember?
*****
Not 1982. The Old Aperture closed in the 60's, remember?
2011panchi No, there's a 60s, 70s, and 80s Aperture. And then the modern one.
Nathan Toothaker
True, but Cave Johnson, I think lived to the 60's or 70's. Been a while since I've played Portal 2
2011panchi I think the conversion gel was 80s
Portal 3: *Welcome to the Aperture pyrotechnic citrus greenhouse and testing center*
This needs to be Portal 3 xD
I want to see the voice actors face when he realised that he say that.
Knowing SImmons? He probably had a huge smile on his face cause this is seriously comedic gold.
and now Cave Johnson is Omni-Man
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then you find the man who’s life has given him vodka, and have a party
Fun Fact: Lemons are a hybrid of sour or bitter oranges, and Citrons, developed by humans via plant inter-breeding over a long time.
Life didn't give us Lemons
We screwed ourselves over all on our own.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give THE AUTHOR OF THE JOURNALS lemons!
Burning people. He's saying what we're all thinking
You can ever so slightly hear him holding back his laughter at the very end right before the cough
I fucking love J.K Simmons.
Every single fucking character he’s voiced is amazing!
Don't make lemons, make *lemonades* to blow someone's house down.
Kimble Angus Go home Wolf your drunk! DISNEY JOKES!!!! EVERYWHERE!!!
Milo Orange Since when has Wolf been a disneyy thing!?! O_Q WHEEEEEEEN?!?
Did you not know about that? :O I'm really sure it was by Disney? Correct me if im wrong ;)
I think your wrong.
Allright then.. Meh i've heard it was from Disney but im not sure. Now i am! ;)
Whoever voiced Cave Johnson needs to be a motivational speaker or writer
J.K.Simons
This little video here helped me through my cancer, made me smile a few times c:
yeah he's dead
Tbf he might still be alive but have reply notifications turned off, as many of us do.
boiledelephant me too I always have my reply notifications turned off so whenever someone tries to argue with me I won’t even know about it and they will be Talking on and on and on not realizing how much Time they’re wasting
idk if you can see this, but i hope you're doing okay
@@faresalsayed9005 insert one sided argument here
love how this guy posted this and never came back
Props to you for making the houses turning into downward arrows. That's really a clever bit of design.
My favorite part will always be you can very briefly hear him about to bust up laughing at the end of his lines
1337 subscribers. Awesome.
+Smikleton Indeed! Thanks everyone.
:( it is now 1447 (laat)
now it's 1500
Lsoo
+Ignis 5 years ago dayum
does that mean he's guest1337 aka damian
To the day we will never understand the genius of cave Johnson
You know I'm always impressed by J.K. Simmons' performance whenever I listen to this. Just absolute existential agony.
I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! XD
Need to hear this from time to time
HAS IT BEEN 13 YEARS ALREADY???
I like this guy.
when life gives you lemons...RUN AWAY FROM CAVE JONSON
I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!! I WANT SPIDERMAN!!!!!"
I love how you can hear JK.Simmons slightly laugh at the end of that rant
"Caroline, bring me more pictures of Spiderman!"
My Favorite Part:
GET MAD! I DONT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
And i think Cave Jonhson is Im Different turret
I don't think that Cave Johnson is the Oracle Turret nor do I know where this claim comes from.
@@elisabethheiman2104 I think it comes from the turret talking about lemons, a rant which nobody has heard for a long time and is therefore impossible the turret could know about it otherwise. Although I do agree it's wrong because the only reason GLaDOS isn't Cave is that he died before they could "Pour me into a computer"
Burning People, He says what we're all thinking!!!
Your video will make a fine addition to my "RUclips algorithm strikes again" collection
My school had year book signing today and I’ve been putting lines from this rant in random people’s yearbooks
I like it better with gladeos in the backround saying yeah! i like this guy, ohhh
I now play GMOD and on it i have a mod that allows me to throw grenade like lemons that on impact blow up with a blast of fire! It even has a voice whn i right click when holding the lemon it says DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, I'M THE GUY WHO'S GANNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONMS I WILL HAVE MY ENGENEERSINVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!! Also when i left click i throw it and it yells COMBUSTABLE LEMON! in Cave Johnson's voice!
"Demand to see life's manager"
This dude predicted Karens years in advance.
0:26 that little voice break, it’s so good. An angry, ruined man near his wits end
I don't want your damn houses what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lemon's life, make house rue the lemon it thought it could give days Cave Johnsons. Do you know who I am? I'm the lemon that's going to rue your life down! With the houses. I'm going to get my lives to invent a combustible engineer that houses your life down!
+Wolf Edmunds God dammit. I was drinking milk while reading this and it squirted everywhere out my nose.
+Wolf Edmunds I vahe dsyelxai
+Wolf Edmunds
best youtube comment of the year
I'm planning to have this be my high school quote.
"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!"
Accurate.
"He says what we're all thinking."
I can't listen to JK Simmons' voice without instantly thinking of Stanford from Gravity Falls
THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE AUTHOR OH MY GOSH
Imagine him screaming it at Mable and Dipper...
Ryoko Stone That is literally all I CAN imagine when I hear this. That, or some incident wherever he was all those years where he got kinda drunk at one point and started threatening people with combustible lemons. They didn't even know what the fuck lemons were.
BlueSpiritFire1 I spat omfg
+TheMusicalGiraffe Bill Cipher and lemons are both yellow.......
PyroGothNerd combustible bill cipher
He sounds like the ultimate Karen. Demanding to speak to the manager. Acting like people should know who he is. Then threatening them.
- With combustible lemons
Geez, Omni-Man is pissed!
I know this by heart
All who ever utter the word "Lemon" around me know this
When life gives you lemons, play Portal. You'll never regret it.
"Demand to see life's manager"
- KAREN Johnson
0:34 CONBUSTABLE LEMONS
0:38 cough cough…
POV: you gave Cave a lemon plant for his birthday and now he’s losing it over the intercom.