Cave Johnson - When Life Gives You Lemons ( GLADoS Orgasm ) [ Portal 2 Valve ] Don't Make Lemonade

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @Brotulius
    @Brotulius 8 лет назад +10759

    Cave Johnson doesn´t want lemons,he want PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN

    • @YellowalexyXD
      @YellowalexyXD 8 лет назад +146

      You made me laugh, you are awesome. :P

    • @omegaman1207
      @omegaman1207 8 лет назад +178

      And he wants to Make Zootopia safe :P

    • @tcrpgfan
      @tcrpgfan 8 лет назад +189

      He also wants to follow his father, aang, in his philosophy as an airbender, He wants to take the chi of every panda in the hidden panda village, and he wants Juno to do what she thinks is right. Did I do well?

    • @Brotulius
      @Brotulius 8 лет назад +21

      tcrpgfan Yes

    • @omegaman1207
      @omegaman1207 8 лет назад +121

      And for all GF fans watching this, to recover all the journals and Defeat Bill cipher

  • @blazingblue_3039
    @blazingblue_3039 4 года назад +3042

    Cave Johnson: "Turns out ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill."
    Chell: **literally bathes in moon rock gel while solving tests**

    • @ejay1118
      @ejay1118 3 года назад +151

      Similar to the silver dust that almost killed Buddy Epsen while he was shooting "The Wizard of Oz" as opposed to the silver PASTE they came up with for Jack Haley when he took over the role.

    • @multigrandmarquis
      @multigrandmarquis 2 года назад +201

      There's also the gel. "We're not quite sure what element it is, but it's a feisty one. And it does NOT like the human skeleton."
      Chell's pretty much fated to die of science-related complications postgame.

    • @bondfall0072
      @bondfall0072 2 года назад +101

      she's just built different dude.

    • @Queen_Miku
      @Queen_Miku 2 года назад

      It's been 50000 years so it's possible the poison decided to fuck off

    • @xaosflux
      @xaosflux Год назад +59

      @@multigrandmarquis
      ...
      You've got your short sad life left
      That's what I'm counting on...

  • @sulli1189
    @sulli1189 8 лет назад +18795

    When Glados becomes the cutest thing in the game for a split second.

    • @squidwardtentacles244
      @squidwardtentacles244 7 лет назад +1820

      I think you forgot dialouge of that turret
      ''I don't hate you''.

    • @alis_the_kiwi
      @alis_the_kiwi 5 лет назад +314

      She always was

    • @FearsomeChannel
      @FearsomeChannel 5 лет назад +387

      It was fun when she was a potato

    • @Alegriacaptions
      @Alegriacaptions 5 лет назад +181

      The baby crow thing was a cute moment too

    • @deadlybunz
      @deadlybunz 4 года назад +223

      @@Alegriacaptions *Whenever she freaks out about that crow is cute*

  • @serbianslav5494
    @serbianslav5494 5 лет назад +16111

    Life: *This is a lemon.*
    Cave Johnson: *Dear God...*
    Life: *There's more.*
    Cave Johnson: *No...*

    • @zenix9313
      @zenix9313 5 лет назад +204

      I love Tf2

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 4 года назад +216

      Life: *It’s* *Combustable*
      Also RIP Rick May

    • @Straswa
      @Straswa 4 года назад +56

      @@jacksongibbs8998 DEAR GOD....

    • @wargamesmaster
      @wargamesmaster 4 года назад +35

      3 Days... We all have 3 days left to live!

    • @MrIkaGeo
      @MrIkaGeo 4 года назад +81

      - I fear no man, but this thing
      *Lemon*
      - It scares me

  • @fyrusgrey5153
    @fyrusgrey5153 3 года назад +9366

    Omni-Man: What will you have after 500 years?!?
    Mark: Lemons, dad, I’ll have these lemons
    Omni-Man: I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS

  • @arandomstrawberrywithalong6169
    @arandomstrawberrywithalong6169 8 лет назад +3918

    I honestly imagine GLaDOS flipping a table when she says "Yeah".

    • @doodleplayer4014
      @doodleplayer4014 3 года назад +207

      Honestly if she wasn't a potato, she would've gotten a table from the testing chambers and done that.

    • @fatihkartal2513
      @fatihkartal2513 2 года назад +32

      I honestly don't know that Glados was female
      I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GLADOS

    • @fatihkartal2513
      @fatihkartal2513 2 года назад

      I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!

    • @scrp6638
      @scrp6638 2 года назад +71

      @@fatihkartal2513
      TL:DP-
      GLaDOS is originated from a woman named Caroline, Cave Johnson’s assistant, who was forced to have her consciousness transferred into a robot. Of course, she had no memory of being Caroline, but she still had some parts of it left. Like how she recognises Cave’s voice. The facility corrupted GLaDOS, so when she was taken off of the mainframe, her real personality takes over. The best way to describe this other personality, is how Wheatley does. It’s like an itch, one that requires testing to be completed to scratch it. When GLaDOS was detached, she was no longer hyper-focused on science, letting Caroline shine through.
      Hope this clears things up.

    • @fatihkartal2513
      @fatihkartal2513 2 года назад +6

      @@scrp6638 Thank you so much

  • @sween9791
    @sween9791 10 лет назад +5943

    I hope in portal 3 GLaDOS makes those combustible lemons

    • @TornadoOfRage
      @TornadoOfRage 10 лет назад +834

      HA! Portal 3...

    • @gartrax
      @gartrax 10 лет назад +320

      TornadoOfRage at least we have Half Life 3 ...oh wait

    • @jacobbishopp9562
      @jacobbishopp9562 10 лет назад +390

      Won't happen. Valve can't count to 3.

    • @siha102
      @siha102 9 лет назад +233

      It won't be called portal 3, they're so afraid of the number 3. It'll probably be portal 2.5

    • @icguy
      @icguy 8 лет назад +214

      Portal 2 Episode 1

  • @CHADwuvkittyz
    @CHADwuvkittyz 9 лет назад +5616

    so, when life gives you lemons make lemonade
    Why?
    combustable lemon = lemon grenade = lemonade.

    • @CHADwuvkittyz
      @CHADwuvkittyz 9 лет назад +55

      ***** Thank you for making my day.

    • @theponydalek7923
      @theponydalek7923 9 лет назад +13

      Stop stealing my joke

    • @janeywaney9253
      @janeywaney9253 8 лет назад +8

      Thats perfect

    • @maumee22
      @maumee22 7 лет назад +9

      Kids Next Door L.E.M.O.N.A.D.E.

    • @matthewsvideos8235
      @matthewsvideos8235 5 лет назад +6

      If only they could be done for real. For now, someone made a combustible lemon for Garry’s mod

  • @chaoticproductions3922
    @chaoticproductions3922 4 года назад +3302

    I both hate and love this part of the game Cave Johnson is a hilarious and lovable character but hearing the power slowly drain from his voice and just hearing a sick shell of a man is something that really got to me I heard J.K Simmons voice and I immediately knew he would go with valves since of humor so well but this it didn’t make me cry but damn it made me sad

    • @CertifiedMayagendist
      @CertifiedMayagendist 3 года назад +178

      THINK CAROLINE THINK! IF I DONT THREATEN LIFE WITH COMBUSTABLE LEMONS IT WONT GIVE ME THE PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN

    • @Justin_Leone
      @Justin_Leone 3 года назад +110

      Hilarious, yes... But lovable? Cave Johnson is an absolute monster. The first monologue here is perhaps the closest he gets to humble self reflection, facing his own likely impending mortality. For a moment, we are led to believe that he's recognized and regretted his own hubris.
      This, of course, is short lived. Reflecting on his fate doesn't ultimately lead him to accept it gracefully. Just the opposite. The lemon rant is unhinged egomaniacal nonsense, and the conclusion he reaches is not to spend his final days doing good things, but to have his subordinates force his loyal assistant to be robbed of her humanity and turned into a computerized monstrosity against her will, because that's what he, a self-absorbed sociopath, would have wanted for himself.
      This makes Cave Johnson every bit as bad as the Combine, who's plan for assimilating all of humanity is ultimately not so different.

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 2 года назад +7

      Wait, this guy’s voiced by WHO?

    • @chaoticproductions3922
      @chaoticproductions3922 2 года назад +15

      @@mechanwhal6590 J.K Simmons who is known for portraying J.Jonah Jameson himself

    • @wisteria8939
      @wisteria8939 2 года назад +18

      @@Justin_Leone i would say hes lovable just in a kind of mad scientist kind of way

  • @bezeani8836
    @bezeani8836 3 года назад +4594

    He wants:
    Pictures of spider-man✔️
    To conquer earth for the viltrum empire✔️
    Lemons❌

    • @lihkan
      @lihkan 3 года назад +36

      Also to wipe out commie scum out of the face of the Earth (Red Alert 3)

    • @fishraposo7192
      @fishraposo7192 3 года назад +76

      @@lihkan he says what we are all thinking

    • @LaserCoreX
      @LaserCoreX 3 года назад +201

      You to match his fucking tempo ✔️

    • @screamsinrussian5773
      @screamsinrussian5773 3 года назад +9

      @@lihkan I can get behind that sure

    • @quasar7951
      @quasar7951 3 года назад +59

      Don't forget to kill a triangle demon

  • @infinitylime7981
    @infinitylime7981 10 лет назад +1991

    1:35
    GLaDOS: Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!
    Chell: *nods*
    XD

    • @Oddi0
      @Oddi0 9 лет назад +48

      Omg, I didn't catch that! Brilliant!

    • @catspaw97
      @catspaw97 5 лет назад +56

      Not just that whoever was playing nodded with ENTHUSIASM

    • @ElijahW2003
      @ElijahW2003 5 лет назад +7

      @weirdo on the internet ...I think you've just solved the mystery of who the TF2 Pyro is.

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 5 лет назад +1

      @weirdo on the internet i thought she was adopted and / or abandoned because no one likes her

    • @Alegriacaptions
      @Alegriacaptions 5 лет назад +12

      @@Ben-rz9cf if no one liked her, she would just be an orphan, but here's the thing: someone adopted her. That is something I wanted to explain to Wheatley and GLaDOS. Who cares about biological parents, she actually had one or two parents who chose her, so they probably loved her!

  • @Chook181
    @Chook181 5 лет назад +7801

    0:36
    Them actually foreshadowing the finale of the game with how the moon is a portal conductor right here is just pure writing genius.

    • @silverus3617
      @silverus3617 5 лет назад +403

      holy shit

    • @michelveilleux1275
      @michelveilleux1275 5 лет назад +250

      *Thinks back* ...holy shit.

    • @musicLover-tj6ry
      @musicLover-tj6ry 4 года назад +84

      Oh. My. God!!!
      You have just blown my mind!

    • @wanderingbufoon
      @wanderingbufoon 4 года назад +288

      I think it was obvious. When they mentioned moon rocks being portal conductors, i was expecting to get to the moon at some point as there must be a way for them to actually get moon all those moon rocks.
      I was hoping that thered be an aperture base up there rather than just shooting wheatley out in SPAAAAACE

    • @Madmaxgaming130
      @Madmaxgaming130 4 года назад +15

      BioLizard18 HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT

  • @pokemonrocks43
    @pokemonrocks43 5 лет назад +4519

    Does that “goodbye sir” hit anyone else in the feels😢

    • @coyoots
      @coyoots 5 лет назад +87

      every time

    • @SoftBought
      @SoftBought 4 года назад +28

      Can someone explain?

    • @MMAGenie05
      @MMAGenie05 4 года назад +271

      SoftCustomer9 GLad0s is actually Caroline, Cave’s old assistant

    • @hanazunicka3170
      @hanazunicka3170 4 года назад +79

      Yeah and i never played this game before but my eyes got watery already..a final goodbye

    • @splashor6361
      @splashor6361 4 года назад +8

      Nope. Glados isn't referencing her time as Caroline, she's just acting. You saw how she was acting earlier.

  • @RSeph
    @RSeph 4 года назад +205

    GLaDOS's little "goodbye sir" is one of the nicest moments I have ever experienced in a video game

  • @Novanoir
    @Novanoir 4 года назад +867

    It's startling that Cave said "She's modest, she'll say she can't" when in reality she didn't even want to.

    • @bengunn9670
      @bengunn9670 2 года назад +118

      Well, we don't know that. GLaDOS-Caroline seems to still like him even after remembering everything.

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 2 года назад +91

      Yes, he was using that line to brush her refusal under the rug, or honestly didn’t realize that her no means no regardless of his thoughts on the matter - but to make it worse, he’s just talking about her running Aperture there. Only afterwards does he say he wants her to be a computer. He doesn’t even consider whether she would want that.

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario Год назад +56

      @@NiennaFan1 Given how offhand that comment about putting her in his computer was, it seems obvious to me that he just genuinely didn't even think that she might not want that. Cave Johnson was an ambitious narcissist after all so I don't think he ever thought that anyone might seriously not want to have more power or gain immortality. It's not surprising that he would think she's just being humble because given his personality, he just doesn't think there's any actual reason to refuse. Also, the fact that he wanted her to succeed him does mean that he did think highly of her and Glados last goodbye to him shows that she also cared about him so I don't think he would order his engineers to do this if he really thought that she wouldn't want that.

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 Год назад +2

      @@giantWario It's just he also ignored her saying no emphatically and repeatedly - which I mean tracks that he would think he knows best or whatever!

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario Год назад +5

      @@NiennaFan1 Wait what? I played through the game a lot of times, I don't remember Caroline ever doing that.

  • @derekblacktechz
    @derekblacktechz 11 лет назад +2011

    There wouldn't be a portal 2 if cave Johnson became glados the last test would've been a room full of combustibele lemons

    • @phyruxokari7903
      @phyruxokari7903 7 лет назад +114

      TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 6 лет назад +77

      He would burn your cryo-chamber down with the lemons

    • @jordanaaron7455
      @jordanaaron7455 6 лет назад +40

      If the stalemate button was booby trapped with the lemons

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 5 лет назад +17

      The antagonist of Portal 3 should be cave johnson

    • @notthetsar438
      @notthetsar438 5 лет назад +2

      Matix 777 FROM LEMONADES

  • @user-wb4xn6ms9d
    @user-wb4xn6ms9d 6 лет назад +2514

    *"Yeah! Take the lemons!"*
    *"Oh, I like this guy."*

    • @gamesfan290
      @gamesfan290 5 лет назад +86

      GLaDOS found the 1 other person who understands her; other than Chell, of course

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw 4 года назад +143

      *BURNING PEOPLE!!! HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!!!*

    • @quasar7951
      @quasar7951 3 года назад +19

      @@BeaverChainsaw Germany in 1900 be like

    • @sirspongadoodle
      @sirspongadoodle 2 года назад +8

      @@quasar7951 umm, you might need to get your dates checked out.

    • @ghost.8836
      @ghost.8836 2 года назад +1

      @@sirspongadoodle I think he meant the 20th century.

  • @aro_spectre
    @aro_spectre 8 лет назад +3014

    2:24 My heart broke when I heard this

    • @TwistedAMV
      @TwistedAMV 8 лет назад +398

      Goodbye, sir... :'(

    • @runnininthe80s84
      @runnininthe80s84 7 лет назад +496

      Yea and the fact that Caroline was a human when this recording was made and now she’s a potato.

    • @franciscomm7675
      @franciscomm7675 5 лет назад +22

      Mine too

    • @wtfsalt
      @wtfsalt 5 лет назад +38

      Y E A H. first playthrough gave me shivers

    • @odinangie1377
      @odinangie1377 5 лет назад +28

      He was a great, crazy man!

  • @dabaruknemuhar1981
    @dabaruknemuhar1981 3 года назад +199

    THINK MARK THINK!! What are you supposed to do when life gives you lemons?!

    • @omegamecha7666
      @omegamecha7666 3 года назад +22

      YOU'RE FIGHTING SO THAT YOU CAN WATCH LIFE'S HOUSE BE BURNED DOWN BY LEMONS

    • @Rockethead293
      @Rockethead293 3 года назад +12

      MAKE COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!

    • @fenrirwolfbone9714
      @fenrirwolfbone9714 8 месяцев назад

      DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! TELL LIFE YOU DONT WANT THEIR DAMN LEMONS!

  • @gulorful8488
    @gulorful8488 2 года назад +82

    If there's one genuienly good thing you can say about Cave Johnson, he never, not once looked down at his assistant. He considered her to be the most important member of the team, enough to be the leader of Apeture Science. Now he could've done it way better but still, it's insane how respectful he was when most CEOs are portrayed treating them poorly.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Год назад +14

      I think you've summed it up best here. All of this GLaDOS business came about because he had total confidence and trust in Caroline, and I do think things would have gone much better if he didn't add the "put her in my computer" line . Those accursed bean counters took that line and ran with it.

  • @lami1253
    @lami1253 10 лет назад +5925

    i always feel sorry for Caroline after playing Portal 2. i mean, her job, her memories, her career, her entire life is just gone forever because of her crazy boss.

    • @RabbitConfirmed
      @RabbitConfirmed 6 лет назад +1087

      But she lives forever, not like you.
      And when you die, she is still alive.
      And when you're dead she is still alive.
      Still alive
      Still alive
      God I love that song...

    • @T-Girl-T3CHN0BAB3
      @T-Girl-T3CHN0BAB3 6 лет назад +534

      Well glados is obviously fine. She said at the end of portal 2, that she has a great life

    • @cyrilthefish
      @cyrilthefish 6 лет назад +571

      @@RabbitConfirmed Assuming Glados isn't lying, the Caroline portion of her gets outright deleted (by Glados) at the end of portal 2, so she certainly doesn't live forever...

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 6 лет назад +372

      @@cyrilthefish Caroline wasn't deleted, only her memories. Her personality remains.

    • @broster9211
      @broster9211 5 лет назад +395

      firstbass789 In want you gone she explicitly states that ‘Now little Caroline lives in here too’ so it she probably did survive in some way.

  • @crabalockerfishwife6
    @crabalockerfishwife6 13 лет назад +1141

    I love how his voice makes the slightest crack when he says "Do you know who I am?!" like he's about to have an emotional breakdown and start crying...but then it's Cave Johnson so he moves on straight to anger and then acceptance.

    • @rodanandme
      @rodanandme 3 года назад +64

      yeah thats honestly my fave part of the rant, not something i heard in my first couple playthroughs, maybe i wasnt wearing headphones to play back then

  • @morshuthemerchant5558
    @morshuthemerchant5558 5 лет назад +683

    So what the game implies is that we could've had cave Johnson as Glados if he lived

    • @mdwl6074
      @mdwl6074 5 лет назад +7

      🤯

    • @Alegriacaptions
      @Alegriacaptions 5 лет назад +91

      He would have been worse than Wheatley, imo

    • @kiio1291
      @kiio1291 4 года назад +78

      In a DLC, the multiverse, there’s a universe that says that he is GLaDOS.

    • @jillmundung5463
      @jillmundung5463 4 года назад +60

      @@kiio1291 dang. i can imagine a fangame in that AU where instead of cake, it's gonna be a cool glass of lemonade. but when they get there, it's not a glass of lemonade. ITS LEMON(gre)NADES!

    • @screamsinrussian5773
      @screamsinrussian5773 3 года назад

      @Zandaroos the pti dlc?

  • @theblackmesaresearchfacili1079
    @theblackmesaresearchfacili1079 4 года назад +143

    I like how Glados reacts positively to caves tapes which shows that she has Caroline’s memory

    • @SherrylCanning
      @SherrylCanning Год назад +4

      sort of, it depends on what and caroline remembers and how she does. he put her there against her will and although she loved and cared for her before, he killed her and made her suffer eternally being a passenger in a sadistic AI with no regard for human life. caroline would probably hate him if she remembered that..

    • @ImAPersonHehehehaw
      @ImAPersonHehehehaw Год назад +1

      Black mesa, can you help us?

  • @rodrikforrester6989
    @rodrikforrester6989 5 лет назад +1328

    "Demand to see life's manager!"
    My god. Cave Johnson was the world's first Karen.

    • @ViktoriaMagrey
      @ViktoriaMagrey 4 года назад +30

      Bro that's hilarious. Also, nice pfp.

    • @throwtea
      @throwtea 4 года назад +70

      Not only the first, the most powerful Karen aswell

    • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
      @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 4 года назад +38

      The only good Karen too

    • @scotty3739
      @scotty3739 4 года назад +8

      Hardik Bhatia oh my god elon musk is so egocentric please no

    • @rezaka116
      @rezaka116 4 года назад +3

      Haha, no. This is gonna age just great when everyone forgets about this internet buzzword

  • @moonflower813
    @moonflower813 9 лет назад +955

    J.K. Simmons seems to follow me into whatever fandom I join. First he voices Cave Johnson, then he voices Tenzin in Legend of Korra, and now he's voicing a character on Gravity Falls.

    • @Oddi0
      @Oddi0 9 лет назад +70

      What, no Spider Man?

    • @moonflower813
      @moonflower813 9 лет назад +10

      fatherbrain1 Never liked Spider Man.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 6 лет назад +72

      Neither does J Jonah Jameson (the character played by JK Simmons)

    • @chekklist6501
      @chekklist6501 6 лет назад +6

      legend of korra is gay

    • @thegloriouskingkronk8422
      @thegloriouskingkronk8422 5 лет назад +55

      @@chekklist6501 Damn right she is

  • @dannybeane2069
    @dannybeane2069 6 лет назад +187

    Honestly out of all the lines in Portal 2, this was the one that actually just made me literally stop what I was doing completely and listen. Just stop thinking, stop testing, and just took it in.

    • @evelynnart37
      @evelynnart37 3 года назад +12

      Every time I play this game I stop at this part and get just as hyped as GLaDOS.

  • @bunniesaresocutey
    @bunniesaresocutey 13 лет назад +201

    "Caroline, please bring me more pain pills."
    This actually brought tears to my eyes :(

  • @ibuprofen-noodles
    @ibuprofen-noodles 5 лет назад +70

    I like how I played this as a teenager and was obsessed with the game, so this whole speech is positively burned into my memory

  • @SlayerTank99
    @SlayerTank99 4 года назад +29

    "Goodbye, sir."
    That just hits hard since it's after the last words that we hear of him and that we can definitely assume that he eventually died soon after.

  • @ajjerio3927
    @ajjerio3927 5 лет назад +3450

    “Hell, put her in my computer. I don’t care.”
    How have I never caught that line before... that’s extremely morbid in hindsight. The origins of GLaDOS, I guess.

    • @Alegriacaptions
      @Alegriacaptions 5 лет назад +495

      Actually, when searching for the potato, some intonations in Caroline's voice made me realise it was the same voice as GLaDOS. I thought :
      Okay, two hypothesis. First, the most rational, though the least probable: Caroline recorded her voice for GLaDOS's synthetic voice. Second, GLaDOS is Caroline, that's totally the kind of things Aperture Science would experiment on people.
      Then GLaDOS said the same thing as Caroline in a recording, at the same time, and I thought "oh gosh I was right... Poor girl, no wonder why she killed them all"

    • @raynmanshorts9275
      @raynmanshorts9275 5 лет назад +240

      @@Alegriacaptions GLaDOS addresses her origins as Caroline at the end of Portal 2.

    • @Alegriacaptions
      @Alegriacaptions 5 лет назад +157

      @@raynmanshorts9275 well, at the end of the enrichment spheres, right before you go back to the Aperture enrichment center where Wheatley rules, the last recording from Cave Johnson states he decided that the scientists should force her into a computer, then Want You Gone confirms it for the people who were snoring when it happened. I just said that above because I wanted to say I guessed it before it became obvious.

    • @AksenowtCc
      @AksenowtCc 5 лет назад +60

      Well at the end (i think, not sure) of the degraded underground of Aperture you can find an office with a Caroline portrait, and GLaDoS recognises her confirming the "theory" (i don't think it's a theory, that's confirmed i guess)

    • @Alegriacaptions
      @Alegriacaptions 5 лет назад +107

      @@AksenowtCc she said she knew those two people, but couldn't remember exactly from what. It was right after she said automatically "Yes sir Mr Johnson" at the same time as Caroline in the recording.
      And yes, at this point we can't call it a theory.

  • @SunnyBristowe
    @SunnyBristowe 10 лет назад +2834

    Cave Johnson: I don't want your damn lemons!
    GLaDOS: YEAH! Take the lemons!
    Bwahahahah this game is pure gold, it needs way more exposure.

    • @RonnyWho
      @RonnyWho 10 лет назад +210

      ...It has plenty exposure... its a fucking triple A title...

    • @TheDragonCat99
      @TheDragonCat99 10 лет назад +76

      RonnyWho
      It still needs more. Hey, do you know where I can contact Life's Manager?

    • @zanytobbs
      @zanytobbs 10 лет назад +48

      RonnyWho People are too damn busy playing COD, they wouldn't waste 60 seconds on a puzzle game like this. Most awkward and depressing scene when other people who say they play games don't understand the reference.

    • @RonnyWho
      @RonnyWho 9 лет назад +1

      MisterPringle ...

    • @williamstark9568
      @williamstark9568 9 лет назад +13

      +MisterPringle To be fair, I haven't played a lot of games I want to play. Gaming is an expensive hobby.

  • @TebiByyte
    @TebiByyte 10 лет назад +519

    It looks like I am going to have to burn 12 more houses down.

    • @Dusty--
      @Dusty-- 10 лет назад +17

      How are you feeling Mr Johnson? Being dead an all

    • @TebiByyte
      @TebiByyte 10 лет назад +71

      absolutezero1000 I feel fine. Death never had a chance to mess with me when I spoke to Deaths manager!

    • @applejack9148
      @applejack9148 10 лет назад

      14 now

    • @sceerane8662
      @sceerane8662 10 лет назад +1

      *****
      Aren't You In A Computer Now?.. Oh Wait Thats In A Parralel

    • @thatoneguy609
      @thatoneguy609 10 лет назад +4

      Make that 19.

  • @sadlobster1
    @sadlobster1 5 лет назад +175

    "I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!"

    • @LilduckXD
      @LilduckXD 7 месяцев назад +1

      "AND REMEMBER TO THINK, MARK!

  • @memesneverdiememesarelegen7350
    @memesneverdiememesarelegen7350 4 года назад +48

    1:38 Even the player agrees with her by nodding in the game.

  • @jerilynharrison6847
    @jerilynharrison6847 11 лет назад +270

    "I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?"
    XD Best part!!!

  • @ohmethiasknight5009
    @ohmethiasknight5009 11 лет назад +542

    He said what we were all thinking!

    • @catspaw97
      @catspaw97 5 лет назад +41

      *_Player nods enthusiastically_*

  • @lincolnloud3383
    @lincolnloud3383 8 лет назад +306

    from 1:07 to 2:25
    GLaDOS was enjoying that moment.

  • @tostadaprincess8736
    @tostadaprincess8736 3 года назад +16

    Glados saying “Yeah!” is the cutest thing on earth, fight me
    1:16
    MY HEART

  • @subscribingisgoodforyourhe6988
    @subscribingisgoodforyourhe6988 4 года назад +20

    What’s so funny and genius about this scene is it begins with a deranged rant about combustion lemons and ends by giving the origin of Glados. It’s a joke until it becomes an important lore line.

  • @Nintenbrony
    @Nintenbrony 12 лет назад +58

    Cave Johnson is my favorite video game character Valve has ever made! He exhibits his charisma and personality perfectly! You laugh when he speaks like a maniac; yet tear up when he is about to experience an emotional breakdown when he says "Do you know who I am?"
    It is especially emotional at the end when GLaDOS says "Goodbye sir." It shows you how much someone loved and respected Cave Johnson was given in his life.
    Valve is one of the best when it comes to characterization!

    • @adamH.1
      @adamH.1 2 года назад +2

      Well I have some good news for you. Play Aperture Desk job

  • @sirpepeofhousekek6741
    @sirpepeofhousekek6741 10 лет назад +166

    GlaDOS is freaking hilarious in this.

  • @timewarpproductions1303
    @timewarpproductions1303 10 лет назад +109

    "I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!?" XD LOVE THAT LINE!

  • @josephjoestar9110
    @josephjoestar9110 3 года назад +43

    This is perfect sync for omni man 1:10

  • @attakk8961
    @attakk8961 4 года назад +39

    When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price.

  • @kyps1259
    @kyps1259 5 лет назад +110

    This actually makes you realize why Caroline fell in love with cave... He says what we aré all thinking

    • @tom_k_cook
      @tom_k_cook 3 года назад +25

      Charisma is a dangerous trait.
      From D&D to CEOs.

    • @Stingra87
      @Stingra87 Год назад +1

      There's a significant amount of evidence to make a case for Chell being their daughter.

    • @OmniversalInsect
      @OmniversalInsect 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Stingra87 By significant amount of evidence you mean far-fetched fan theories

  • @pedrourbano501
    @pedrourbano501 Год назад +3

    1:21 that little voice crack really emphasises that he's so ill, mad and desperate, he's actually going insane.

  • @Vexe
    @Vexe 4 года назад +16

    I was replaying this the other day and it's such a bittersweet moment. You can hear him giving up, accepting his mortality, and from cave johnson, that's really somber.

  • @lordpie6759
    @lordpie6759 Год назад +22

    The fact that Glados is Carolyn makes it so much cuter that he’s getting fiery and she’s like “HELL YEAH MAKE LIFE TAKE THOSE LEMONS”

  • @Mars_over_seer
    @Mars_over_seer 4 года назад +14

    It’s hard not to picture J Jonah Jameson shouting lemons while demanding pictures of Spiderman.

  • @ARocketTaco
    @ARocketTaco 11 лет назад +71

    Mace Velarde It's established that GLaDOS' body screws with any personality plugged into it, hence Wheatley going nuts when he took over.

    • @nabagaca
      @nabagaca 4 года назад +11

      @Isabel Nolan if you're referring to how they @ a person, that was a side effect of youtube from years ago (their comment was from 6 years ago), original RUclips worked like that, but then google+ integration came along and broke a bunch of comments, and then was removed and broke even more.

    • @varahunter68
      @varahunter68 4 года назад +1

      @@

    • @ДмитрийОсипов-м9д
      @ДмитрийОсипов-м9д Год назад

      ​@@nabagaca ah, the wonders of legacy code

  • @rudeondude21
    @rudeondude21 3 года назад +14

    I love how Glados has full love and respect for cave Johnson “ he says what we’re all thinking”

  • @snivypoppleton9702
    @snivypoppleton9702 11 лет назад +128

    Life on the phone: Please press one to speak to life's manager. Cave: I DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!!! *Pressing one 800,000 times*

    • @sceerane8662
      @sceerane8662 10 лет назад +7

      ITS OVER 900- *gets shot in face and gets a combustible lemon thrown at*

  • @FluffyPrincess888
    @FluffyPrincess888 2 года назад +11

    "Goodbye sir..." oof that always sends me shivers

  • @nebsam7137
    @nebsam7137 3 года назад +39

    I came here after Omni man lemon rant

    • @benlipson6497
      @benlipson6497 3 года назад +4

      I see you too are a man of culture

  • @parallaxdawn2546
    @parallaxdawn2546 3 года назад +10

    THINK MARK THINK, IF HE SAID PUT CAROLINE IN THE COMPUTER, THEN GLADOS MUST BE CAROLINE

  • @NickeyNarioaHagman
    @NickeyNarioaHagman 12 лет назад +31

    "pour me into a computer"
    *looks at computer*
    I love that.

  • @JUD-DA-DUD
    @JUD-DA-DUD 11 месяцев назад +9

    GLADoS repeatedly saying “yeah~” without Cave Johnsons speech is cursed

  • @nfshpremasteredhamza1609
    @nfshpremasteredhamza1609 3 года назад +33

    1:24 BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

  • @RelishDog4712
    @RelishDog4712 2 года назад +25

    For people who want to hear the famous quote, 1:04

  • @LuNa285..
    @LuNa285.. 4 года назад +14

    I love how hype Glados gets during this scene

  • @HaSTaxHaX
    @HaSTaxHaX Год назад +17

    I'm sorry, GLaDOS what?

  • @joesherry6732
    @joesherry6732 Год назад +5

    0:14 that painting is how you’re supposed to imagine Cave Johnson. All I see when I hear his voice is Omni-Man talking down a microphone

  • @anonymousmobster2444
    @anonymousmobster2444 4 года назад +62

    1:15 Cave Johnson is the ultimate karen

  • @FrutoJuega
    @FrutoJuega 3 года назад +17

    *THINK, GLADOS, THINK!*

  • @tomprice5990
    @tomprice5990 7 лет назад +12

    It actually makes quite a lot of sense for there to be a weird sexual tension in this scene. GlaDos is Caroline who was most likely his wife and this scene sort of shows why she stayed with him throughout all the crazy shit that happened. It shows why cave appeals to her so much. He's crazy, angry and insane but he is also driven to succeed and is confident in himself.

  • @realCaveJohnson
    @realCaveJohnson 3 года назад +4

    Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!

  • @nerdycat9180
    @nerdycat9180 6 лет назад +57

    *"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"*

  • @heath6802
    @heath6802 4 года назад +27

    I love how when Glados goes
    “BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!! Burning people!! He says what we’re all thinking!!”
    The player nodded

  • @somethingswrongicanfeelit5688
    @somethingswrongicanfeelit5688 3 года назад +67

    Omni-Man:All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? DON'T MAKE LEMONADE! MAKE LIFE TAKE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THESE!
    Mark:You can be a good Dad with those lemons.

  • @amber.mp4
    @amber.mp4 9 лет назад +117

    Cave Johnson: Y'know what, I've been thinking... When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade,
    GLaDOS: yeah
    Cave Johnson: make LIFE take the lemons BACK!
    GLaDOS: Yeah!
    Cave Johnson; GET MAD!!!!!!
    GLaDOS:YEAH!
    Cave Johnson: I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!!
    GLaDOS: Yeah! Take the lemons!
    Cave Johnson:Demand to see life's manager!!
    Glados: Yeah
    Cave Johnson: Make life rue the day it thought could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! With the LEMONS!!
    GLaDOS: Oh, I like this Guy!
    Cave Johnson: I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!
    GLaDOS: BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!
    Cave Johnson: Point is, if we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So i have the engineers figuring that out now. Brain mapping. Artificial Intelligence. We should have been working on it thirty years ago! I will say this. And I'm gonna say it on tape, so everyone hears it one hundred times a day. If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, i want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue, she'll say she can't. She's modest like that, but you MAKE her! Hell, pour it into my computer, i don't care! Alright test's over. You can go head back to your desk.
    GLaDOS: Goodbye, sir.

    • @SusanForman042
      @SusanForman042 8 лет назад

      I get right to work on those combustible lemons ... I think we some regular lemons in the fridge so that's a start >:) .

    • @amber.mp4
      @amber.mp4 8 лет назад

      good work

    • @SusanForman042
      @SusanForman042 8 лет назад

      +jayhrod26 yeah and few my relatives are engineers .

    • @amber.mp4
      @amber.mp4 8 лет назад

      well, beautiful!

    • @jennifercorbett8640
      @jennifercorbett8640 4 года назад +8

      I think GLaDOS was enjoying that lemon speech a little TOO much...

  • @Heidegaff
    @Heidegaff 3 года назад +14

    THINK MARK! WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE!

  • @fonke_monke
    @fonke_monke 3 года назад +36

    TAKE THE LEMONS BACK
    THINK, MARK, THINK

  • @kremit_frog4031
    @kremit_frog4031 4 года назад +8

    Gladys repeatedly saying yeah and agreeing made this so much more chaotic and so much funnier

  • @KnellMortem
    @KnellMortem 3 года назад +4

    “I WANT MORE PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN, I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!”

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 5 лет назад +5

    Cave's prerecorded messages were such a great addition to the game. Makes me glad in LEGO Portal 2 you find and rescue the Cave Johnson core in the older part of the Enrichment Center

  • @dankananga
    @dankananga 8 лет назад +25

    2:17
    saddest game moments

  • @janeilnold5863
    @janeilnold5863 8 лет назад +23

    "Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!" Gotta love GLaDOS!

  • @extenduss
    @extenduss 3 года назад +7

    I love how he says with THE lemons instead of just lemons.

  • @-Juney-
    @-Juney- 3 года назад +4

    “The Enrichment Center would like to take this moment to remind you that the Aperture Science Brand Combustible Lemon Device is NOT sentient and will not threaten to blow you up. Speech from this device is to be disregarded and reported to an Aperture Science Sentient Combustible Lemon Associate immediately.”

  • @misterhughdjass7880
    @misterhughdjass7880 2 года назад +6

    And now we have Desk Job, they did succeed in pouring him into a computer!

  • @PresObama
    @PresObama 3 года назад +5

    Nobody is mentioning how at 2:13 if you’re wearing headphones the sound of the portal gun hitting the glass sounds real. I had to rewind because I thought something was banging on my wall.

  • @Xspy70
    @Xspy70 2 года назад +6

    Something about those last words of Cave Johnson, as if told directly and personally to Caroline/GLaDOS:
    "Alright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk..." - how the desk part, Cave's final word, echoes into the endless void of the Aperture, fading out to time, each time weaker and weaker until the echo disappears like a ghost, forever the man's last word on this Earth. His final message from long past, destined one last time for this one final event in the distant future when everything and everyone else is long gone. And the receiving Caroline, as GLaDOS now, saying her last farewell to the absolute last words of the man she cared for the most. Their final interaction. The absolute end to their shared story. The true and final end of Cave and Caroline. "Goodbye, sir."
    It hits. A lot.

  • @haydentheasian414
    @haydentheasian414 4 года назад +30

    In 1:07 it sounds like GLADOS is turned on by him!🤣🤣🤣

  • @bonedude666
    @bonedude666 3 года назад +5

    Omni-Man doesn't want your damn lemons. He wants pictures of Spider-Man.

  • @llewellynjameskinnaird2741
    @llewellynjameskinnaird2741 3 года назад +8

    "Think Mark Think... what do you do when life gives you lemons ."

  • @anonymousmobster2444
    @anonymousmobster2444 4 года назад +8

    Cave was demanding the manager 30 years before it was cool

  • @Chefgaming4
    @Chefgaming4 Год назад +5

    The way glados is glazing cave Johnson is actually insane

  • @DankTwankz
    @DankTwankz 3 года назад +18

    This quote always makes me cry. It defines how fetal we all are when it comes to things outside our reach. When ever I’m having a hard time with something I listen to this rant. Always gets me so emotional to know these lemons are all we got. Then all I want to do is get mad and do something about it. This is one of the more powerful quotes in my life. And it’s a meme

  • @greaterdog601
    @greaterdog601 3 года назад +5

    "Hell, put her in a computer I don't care"
    You have no idea what you've just done.

  • @wednesdaygeckok.7899
    @wednesdaygeckok.7899 3 года назад +6

    "Your blood pressure Mr Johnson your wife said to watch out for the lemons"
    "YOU TELL MY WIFE-... thank you.."

  • @civilcynic3725
    @civilcynic3725 3 года назад +6

    This is the most motivational empowering quote I've ever heard

  • @fancyshoes002
    @fancyshoes002 3 года назад +4

    Given Cave Johnson's track record it's not out of the question for him to have had those combustible lemons made at some point.

  • @alfie4234
    @alfie4234 5 месяцев назад +2

    I always found it kind of fuxked up that this line implies that Caroline didn’t want her consciousness to be shoved into GlaDos, but Cave told the employees to force her.

  • @Tr0lliPop
    @Tr0lliPop 2 года назад +8

    guys.
    Combustible = explosive
    Combustible lemon = explosive lemon.
    explosive lemon = lemon grenade = LEMONADE.
    PUN OF THE CENTURY

    • @Geoffrey6_
      @Geoffrey6_ 11 месяцев назад

      Combustible literally means explosive. A1 English.

    • @Tr0lliPop
      @Tr0lliPop 11 месяцев назад

      oh. Welp, sometimes life just gives you a bad dictionary, lemme fix that rq
      @@Geoffrey6_

  • @milomug3915
    @milomug3915 3 года назад +6

    Cave Johnson: Gives inspiring Ted-Talk
    GLaDOS: YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 5 лет назад +12

    I love how genuinely excited the normally monotone GLaDOS gets

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 6 лет назад +9

    When I played this the first time through, I missed the trigger point, so I missed the dialogue about putting Caroline in the computer.

  • @tichen1716
    @tichen1716 3 года назад +2

    I was shocked when i found in the credits that the guy voicing him is JK Simmons who made our childhoods with pictures of SPIDERMAN

  • @dirtykid15
    @dirtykid15 3 года назад +10

    "THINK CHELL THINK"