People that think the manager can change everything.

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  • Опубликовано: 14 июл 2018
  • People that think a manager can change reality itself
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  • @Grandsheba
    @Grandsheba 4 года назад +9951

    3years of working in customer service is a PhD in human psychology.

    • @maou7222
      @maou7222 4 года назад +154

      This comment is sooo underrated

    • @sasshil4202
      @sasshil4202 4 года назад +28

      Facts 😂😂😅

    • @And89247
      @And89247 4 года назад +16

      I swear to god 😂

    • @_ZORRO__
      @_ZORRO__ 4 года назад +147

      And a lifetime of pent up anger

    • @rizo1044
      @rizo1044 4 года назад +6

      no its not

  • @predatorkingx4039
    @predatorkingx4039 3 года назад +8712

    “Do you have a receipt?”
    A Karen’s only weakness.

  • @themoleman6806
    @themoleman6806 2 года назад +945

    The only thing that could have made it better is if it ended with:
    “I wanna speak to God!”
    “You about to.”

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 Год назад +45

      What would make it even better is after he gets knocked out he comes back and tries to speak to someone above God lol.

    • @pumpkin_pants3828
      @pumpkin_pants3828 Год назад +28

      ​@@markm0000 let me speak to the Great Being of the Void

    • @rudrodeepchatterjee
      @rudrodeepchatterjee Год назад +4

      ​@@pumpkin_pants3828 God- Ok. *kills him*

    • @ashupashu5559
      @ashupashu5559 3 месяца назад +1

      made yor comment 667 likes cuz talking about god and having 666 likes is cursed

    • @ecoist9057
      @ecoist9057 Месяц назад

      😂😂​@@ashupashu5559

  • @momothebear
    @momothebear 2 года назад +4333

    As a manager, I most often side with my employees and back their judgment calls (unless they've actually made a mistake). One time, this lady responded to me saying that I'm just saying exactly what my employee had just told her and I said" Well sure. Did you think I spent 17+ hours of my life training this person to give them the wrong information just so they have to call me to give you a fucking favor!?"

    • @gellister
      @gellister 2 года назад +671

      I had a situation where a customer had come into our fast food restaurant and repeatedly ordered incorrect items to then complain to get the free replacements. My manager listened to my concerns and the next day went out to work line to watch and listen.
      Guy shows up and orders. Manager heard the order as it was ordered and helped make the order personally. When the guy came back to the counter and complained, the manager stepped out and said: "No, I know what you ordered. I listened to the whole thing. You have been doing this repeatedly so we won't remake your order."
      Guy gets indignant argues for a bit and throws out "I am never giving you my business again".
      Manager shot back: "Good, we don't want customers like you coming here anyways."
      Crappy customers leaves in a huff and manager gives us all commendations and free meals to use outside our shift at our discretion.
      I had a lot of respect for that manager. Went on to become a regional manager and employees loved him.

    • @momothebear
      @momothebear 2 года назад +234

      @@gellister See I had a manager like this who trusted their employees over the client, and as a manager, you learn that your priority is not the client. You take care of your staff, your staff will take care of the clients. And I really wish you can be a manager one day too because I'm sure having lived this experience, you'll be able to apply it to your own professional life. Good luck 😊

    • @gellister
      @gellister 2 года назад +99

      @@momothebear I am actually a lower level manager, a direct report team lead for about eleven employees. When customers complain, I tell my people to call me in to talk the customer through the problem so they, the employees, can focus on their work (I am the quality assurance person, my people don't need to be suffering customer complaints when that's on me to make sure we are doing things right).
      My employees at least seem fond of me but I really feel like they are my work family and try to treat them as such (always hear their side on issues, give them the benefit of the doubt and give them my trust, throw MYSELF under the bus for the customer if needed and make a commitment to do better to both upper management and the customer - take the blame as it is on me to enable my people to succeed).
      A leader is someone who gets in the trenches with the people they lead because it isn't about perks or promotion, it's about stewardship and helping people build themselves into something better with the time they are spending at a job. I try to train them how to be leads like me so they can fill this role assuming I leave or promote. I will deliberately do base employee assignments myself, personally, to free up time to have them work on team presentations with me so they can get new work skills. I invest because they are wonderful people and I want them to leave better for having worked with me, not worse.
      So thank you for your thoughts. You are right, I try to work like that manager I worked with over a decade ago. I want to be an example of the good that can come from working for something higher than just myself and my wants. Leading is a privilege, not a right and I want to live up to what it means to be a leader, not just merely a manager. I will take your wish of good luck as a reminder to always be mindful of this and continue devoting my efforts to helping those in my reach. Thanks. Best of luck to you too! :)

    • @todayyouheal
      @todayyouheal 2 года назад +12

      Sure pal

    • @NoSignofSanity
      @NoSignofSanity 2 года назад +9

      Are you hiring?

  • @Fl0yd-
    @Fl0yd- 4 года назад +11221

    “Hi welcome to store store”
    The accuracy is on point.

    • @Joe-pi9bx
      @Joe-pi9bx 4 года назад +259

      *on point point.

    • @crlyfryz8049
      @crlyfryz8049 4 года назад +157

      Yeah, uh, I'm returning these. I heard I could get them for cheaper at Mart Mart

    • @radleylessley9459
      @radleylessley9459 4 года назад +17

      Deady DeadSh0t omg I love stater staters I get all my groceries there

    • @YamanYaman-rh9hk
      @YamanYaman-rh9hk 4 года назад +2

      I dont get the store store

    • @mlrd6622
      @mlrd6622 4 года назад +4

      Who else looked in the comment section to see if anyone else thought this?!

  • @V01Tx
    @V01Tx 3 года назад +13809

    "I want to speak to God"
    District Manager- Oh you will

    • @aiire504
      @aiire504 3 года назад +311

      LMAO

    • @Silver_Red4248
      @Silver_Red4248 3 года назад +202

      They finna die

    • @polishcow4327
      @polishcow4327 3 года назад +61

      i loled at this

    • @niceguy1189
      @niceguy1189 3 года назад +329

      God: "Do you have a receipt?

    • @vinh21981
      @vinh21981 3 года назад +172

      No you'll speak to Satan.
      Satan- Do you have a credit card or receipt?
      Karen- **** *** * *** ** *****************

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott 2 года назад +2247

    OH MY GOD. I worked in retail for years, and I can tell you from experience, that this video is 100% TRUE! Dumb customers demanding to see the manager come in all skin colors, young and old, and both genders. If there was ever a case of true equality, it's stupid customers.

    • @JensMorrison
      @JensMorrison 2 года назад +66

      Here, here. Well said.

    • @Lexiunicorn04
      @Lexiunicorn04 2 года назад +116

      Their stupidity unites them all

    • @josephbrennan370
      @josephbrennan370 Год назад +13

      Amen

    • @m16dude967
      @m16dude967 Год назад +12

      Ah, right to refuse service intensifies. The store manager would just kick them out and that is that. If they want to call corporate, we'll just hand them their number. Normally, they won't even go that far because they know they already lost.

    • @nomadaa5984
      @nomadaa5984 Год назад +35

      Good I’m glad you said both genders because that’s all there is.

  • @lunalovegood5477
    @lunalovegood5477 Год назад +602

    Caleb: Do you know how hard it will be to get the President on the phone right now?
    Also Caleb: it’s super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

  • @TheDragonRuler-
    @TheDragonRuler- 5 лет назад +14536

    EVERY SINGLE TIME.
    *We can't do that sir*
    LEMME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
    Manager tells them the EXACT same thing.

    • @voileombrage3440
      @voileombrage3440 5 лет назад +195

      Shadow Reaper, happens mostly every single day with me and other coworkers at my work.

    • @TheDragonRuler-
      @TheDragonRuler- 5 лет назад +253

      @@voileombrage3440 Managers are magical beings that can change everything 😂😂😂

    • @Lilitha11
      @Lilitha11 5 лет назад +153

      Managers can some times do something, but usually the person you are talking to will know if it is possible. In which case they may even offer to get the manager for you before you ask.

    • @christophermatos35
      @christophermatos35 5 лет назад +179

      @@voileombrage3440 it is ridiculous how they course at you, ask for the manager, then the manager tells them that they can't have a refund without a receipt, but they are cool.
      Customers logic:
      if an employee tells them they can't have something = rage
      If the manager tells them the same thing = cool

    • @chasfarthing244
      @chasfarthing244 5 лет назад +27

      Gimme the district manager!

  • @orion_starchaser
    @orion_starchaser 4 года назад +7217

    Customer: "I wanna talk to GOD!!"
    Manager: *That can be arranged*

    • @oliviacobb557
      @oliviacobb557 4 года назад +78

      Mega OoF

    • @nathanwaltrip7220
      @nathanwaltrip7220 4 года назад +380

      Thou needith thy receipt.

    • @ItsMe-ce6ug
      @ItsMe-ce6ug 4 года назад +109

      Shut up! SHUT UP! *LeT mE SpEaK tO gOd!*

    • @Doggowithasubmarine
      @Doggowithasubmarine 4 года назад +137

      Nisa Nur Eroglu "Well my son/daughter, it sounds like all you need is a card or a recip-"
      _AAAAARRRGGHGGHGGGG_

    • @ItsMe-ce6ug
      @ItsMe-ce6ug 4 года назад +19

      Gaincarlo Serrato Then let me speak to!!...Ok I got nothing you win 😒

  • @saadiarsalan1155
    @saadiarsalan1155 2 года назад +436

    "hello"
    "hi, is this the president?"
    "wait, how did you get my number"
    this part killed me🤣

  • @fierybookworm
    @fierybookworm Год назад +207

    My favorites are always the "are you accusing me of stealing?" when you have to tell them that without proof of purchase, you can't grant a refund. I always wish I could say "well with that attitude I'm starting to think so!" 🤣

  • @saddogofwisdom8103
    @saddogofwisdom8103 4 года назад +7773

    “Hi, welcome to Store Store.”
    11/10 name.

  • @RagingBlasian
    @RagingBlasian 4 года назад +8679

    as a manager, i can confirm that we have the UN's phone number on speed dial

    • @Aboriginal_American_Hebrew
      @Aboriginal_American_Hebrew 4 года назад +50

      😅😅😅

    • @scarletdamsel3139
      @scarletdamsel3139 4 года назад +3

      lmbooo

    • @Evan8787
      @Evan8787 4 года назад +94

      Get me the United Nations Security Council

    • @david-ze1fk
      @david-ze1fk 4 года назад +16

      Call me dumb whenever you want, but what does the United nations do

    • @emrahzehic634
      @emrahzehic634 4 года назад +45

      @@david-ze1fk well they are being United... and Nations, at the same time

  • @Smol_Eri
    @Smol_Eri 2 года назад +113

    As someone who was a cashier and moved into management, retail will do permanent damage to your psyche, I genuinely find it hard to adapt to other jobs now and struggle in non chaotic organized team environments. To all you warriors on the front line of retail, I respect you, I love you, and you will have better days

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@metalsign7015 There are different brands of chaos. Front-end retail is the worst when it comes to having faith in humanity.

    • @Silassims-ye5et
      @Silassims-ye5et 14 дней назад

      Thanks

  • @neonfroot
    @neonfroot Год назад +15

    This is why adults should disciplined like kids.
    Maturity is not automatic with age, especially nowadays.

  • @izzyb6099
    @izzyb6099 5 лет назад +5272

    “Hi welcome to Store Store”
    *Seems legit*

    • @Stephanie-sp7bb
      @Stephanie-sp7bb 5 лет назад +14

      😂😂😂

    • @godhimself9468
      @godhimself9468 5 лет назад +8

      300th like

    • @Geobeetle
      @Geobeetle 5 лет назад +60

      The store where you buy stores

    • @numbblackpicture
      @numbblackpicture 4 года назад +15

      @@Geobeetle hi there, let me get the uhm.. wallmart. Make it two, and I want some target on the side aswell.. Aaand are the radioshaks still available?

    • @drretcon7315
      @drretcon7315 4 года назад +8

      No wonder they calling the president

  • @SPACEHARICE
    @SPACEHARICE 4 года назад +26692

    This ain't even a joke people really behave like this

    • @nekocat4293
      @nekocat4293 4 года назад +894

      i mean its a joke BECAUSE people behave like this lmao

    • @WubbyPunch
      @WubbyPunch 4 года назад +627

      This ones for the people that never worked retail. This shit is real out here

    • @winning77th
      @winning77th 4 года назад +51

      Bs cash is king, everyone doesn’t have fancy credit cards lol

    • @ZealousPumpkinTV
      @ZealousPumpkinTV 4 года назад +196

      After he speaks to the UN, he be like : I WANNA TALK TO GOD lol

    • @caorgi
      @caorgi 4 года назад +340

      What's worse is when the manager above you GIVES THE CUSTOMER WHAT THEY'RE DEMANDING and you look like the asshole

  • @Zantonny
    @Zantonny 2 года назад +55

    Tip for when elevating to higher positions during complaints:
    The ones that deal with customers have rules to stick too on how they talk to you and what they can do for you, and their job relies on treating you well.
    If you elevate to a roll that doesn't deal with customers normally, they're going to be annoyed at you and are more likely to just end your time being a customer with them, than they are to help you.
    I've seen bank accounts get closed due to someone elevating stuff up to positions that haven't got time for BS.

    • @ssuccessor5674
      @ssuccessor5674 2 года назад +1

      Thanks, Jesus!

    • @Zantonny
      @Zantonny 2 года назад

      @@ssuccessor5674 It works with religion too. Pray to Jesus, he handles customer service. He'll die for your sins. But you elevate to God? God'll just genocide your whole city to cleanse the sin. Ya aint want to go to God.

    • @kingp260
      @kingp260 Год назад +2

      This, I work in a restaurant and whenever people ask to see our General Manager, things never go their way. He’s a very profit focused guy, customer complaints don’t interest him.

  • @unknown634VODS
    @unknown634VODS Год назад +4

    It hits worse when the manager says the same exact thing and then the person fully understands because someone higher than me said it.

  • @vision4860
    @vision4860 5 лет назад +61596

    100% accurate.
    This isn't even a skit, it's just truth.

    • @fernandorivera4719
      @fernandorivera4719 5 лет назад +2108

      "I paid money for these!"
      Prove it.

    • @stephanierobinson731
      @stephanierobinson731 5 лет назад +1195

      This was me last week. The guy said " you're just going to make this difficult aren't you?". I said "no sir, I'm not making anything difficult, I would have to see a receipt, or else I wouldn't be able to return them" lmao

    • @AbstractVader
      @AbstractVader 5 лет назад +884

      Nah if this was real life the manager would have just given them the refund and made you look like an asshole

    • @craigsayshello8239
      @craigsayshello8239 5 лет назад +280

      Marcus Jordan facts but your just following protocol

    • @MidniteJ
      @MidniteJ 5 лет назад +23

      Sai Prime I’m your 2k like :D

  • @lilyy7318
    @lilyy7318 5 лет назад +16548

    “I paid money for these!”
    Yes you did. That is what buying something is. God, I hate retail.

    • @donutlover772
      @donutlover772 5 лет назад +328

      WhAtS A MonEy?!?!?!?!?

    • @KittyRubz
      @KittyRubz 5 лет назад +127

      Dafuq even is money

    • @adrian.c3447
      @adrian.c3447 5 лет назад +78

      Wait yall know smt about "money" wth is that

    • @LilFrg
      @LilFrg 5 лет назад +91

      Lmao maybe he stole them and that’s why he doesn’t have the receipt :0?!

    • @AnimeGirl-rt2qi
      @AnimeGirl-rt2qi 5 лет назад +5

      Same but I have to work there it's my first job and it sucks

  • @jacobadams9876
    @jacobadams9876 Год назад +12

    *"I WANT TO SPEAK TO GOD!!!"*

    • @MysticEle
      @MysticEle 6 месяцев назад +1

      "Oh no worries, I'm about to send you *right* to him."

  • @amematoi
    @amematoi 10 месяцев назад +4

    I find it funny that of all people who would snap here, it wasn’t the sales associate but the district manager.

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr 4 года назад +12346

    “Get me the President!”
    “Do you know how hard that would be?”
    ...
    “Jacob, get the President on the phone.”

    • @dishwasherdetergent3366
      @dishwasherdetergent3366 4 года назад +622

      Jacob is the true alpha of this situation

    • @daddy_chill1530
      @daddy_chill1530 4 года назад +298

      Whoever Jacob is he's definitly the power behind the throne

    • @francismoriba9963
      @francismoriba9963 4 года назад +67

      Everybody let’s say thank you to jacob

    • @NoRegerts
      @NoRegerts 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 года назад +21

      @no u my name is jacob i never knew i needed something so much till i read what yall are saying about me

  • @Meadiocracy
    @Meadiocracy 5 лет назад +11844

    Y'know I love when people ask to speak with the supervisor when I am the supervisor.

    • @Midnightangel124
      @Midnightangel124 5 лет назад +735

      Same here. I love that shit.

    • @destinywilson7606
      @destinywilson7606 5 лет назад +1747

      You should pretend to walk into another room then walk out and reintroduce yourself 😆 as a supervisor
      Then I realize this sounds much more comical in my imagination than reality

    • @Meadiocracy
      @Meadiocracy 5 лет назад +487

      @@destinywilson7606 My God that's genius!

    • @Meadiocracy
      @Meadiocracy 5 лет назад +320

      @Aaron DeHaemer I'm already wearing a suit and all so the voice will have to do.

    • @muimina8875
      @muimina8875 5 лет назад +46

      Fucking same

  • @toowingless9473
    @toowingless9473 11 месяцев назад +4

    The ability to refuse service is a wonderful thing

  • @caitlinomalley80
    @caitlinomalley80 2 года назад +27

    I remember the first unruly customer I had to deal with back in 2005, was working electronics at a walmart, got called up to the service desk for a return. This lady wanted to return a playstation 2, she had a receipt, but then when I went to scan the barcode on the system itself, it didn't match up with the serial number that was printed on the receipt, and I told her we couldn't return it. She lost her shit, but I told her that was company policy. Tried getting a manager, who told her the exact same thing. Honestly I knew immediately that it wouldn't work anyways, because the box and receipt was for a slim ps2, that she clearly bought earlier that day at a different walmart, and then stuffed one of the much older fat ps2s into. Tbh, the box was bulging because it didn't fit right, and I had to pull it out just to scan the barcode, I saw the console was rather beat up and clearly well used.
    So, don't try to pull a fast one.

    • @michaelcullum7284
      @michaelcullum7284 Год назад +4

      I had people try to do this at Home Depot with power drills. The "I just bought this today!" gets old really fast when they all look like they were bought in the 80's and scavenged from a landfill. Lol

  • @sloppymelon445
    @sloppymelon445 3 года назад +15026

    “Do you know how difficult it will be to contact the president”
    *calls him in 5 seconds*

    • @sloppymelon445
      @sloppymelon445 3 года назад +161

      My bad didn’t look through all of em

    • @eitgt7463
      @eitgt7463 3 года назад +40

      Yagurt Melon ok now that u realised u stole a comment why not change it?

    • @eitgt7463
      @eitgt7463 3 года назад +18

      Are u not going to owe up to ur mistake?

    • @kaltsit4539
      @kaltsit4539 3 года назад +285

      Y'all can chill it's just a comment, who cares if it's a copy if u do then gtfo don't be a bitch, besides It's not like the top comment invented the word smh

    • @simple__sigma3287
      @simple__sigma3287 3 года назад +117

      I like how people say "stolen comment", but don't realize when they say that they are stealing a reply.

  • @Jake123557
    @Jake123557 3 года назад +31022

    Jokes aside though, that's some seriously good customer service

    • @vxson902
      @vxson902 3 года назад +2172

      Ikr they literally got the president on the phone

    • @yurrr7449
      @yurrr7449 3 года назад +203

      Fr

    • @ghre8390
      @ghre8390 3 года назад +902

      Every Karen's dream and nightmare

    • @boom8474
      @boom8474 3 года назад +243

      I woulda stopped before the manager

    • @boom8474
      @boom8474 3 года назад +32

      Benjamin Redmond it might be right now..

  • @walinton
    @walinton 2 года назад +12

    "District manager is very busy right now."
    That's a lie and you know it, we all know it😆

  • @tipdub
    @tipdub Год назад +4

    he should've slid him several levels of supervisors ago, lol

  • @BK-mk3vi
    @BK-mk3vi 4 года назад +57134

    A moment of silence for everyone working in retail, it’s a brutal industry.

    • @umarfaridy7925
      @umarfaridy7925 4 года назад +531

      NitroAmi Bob amen to that

    • @mincrafter98
      @mincrafter98 4 года назад +1018

      Thank you for your sympathy

    • @SHSLCosmosisSpeedruns
      @SHSLCosmosisSpeedruns 4 года назад +493

      Appreciate it, man.

    • @cyberneticlewds324
      @cyberneticlewds324 4 года назад +865

      I work in retail, there are costumers that are really like this and it's annoying as hell.
      Edit: spelling

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane 4 года назад +286

      Hey, at least it's not fast food.

  • @fatyoshi9993
    @fatyoshi9993 3 года назад +3489

    I was expecting him to be like “I wanna talk to God” at the end.

    • @lordtimmy7450
      @lordtimmy7450 3 года назад +34

      same

    • @Jajais4u
      @Jajais4u 3 года назад +220

      He about to in a minute

    • @mugensgeta1125
      @mugensgeta1125 3 года назад +16

      Jajais4u lmaooo 😂

    • @lordtimmy7450
      @lordtimmy7450 3 года назад +17

      nah nah hes like i wanna see the angels then hes like i wanna see god then hes like i wanna know who made god now there like ok now i gotta slide

    • @rentedfeelings5986
      @rentedfeelings5986 3 года назад +5

      it'd cause arguments n shit

  • @awesomemango
    @awesomemango 6 месяцев назад +4

    "Do you know how difficult it would be to contact the president right now?"
    *Contacts him instantly with no issue*

  • @drewsgone9215
    @drewsgone9215 2 года назад +7

    I don’t understand how Caleb gets so authenticity fed up with himself..😂

  • @belvedere7731
    @belvedere7731 4 года назад +15486

    This isn't a skit, it's just a Karen in her Daily life.

    • @mrnubbones8626
      @mrnubbones8626 4 года назад +229

      God once said let there be light but it is now time to embrace the darkness

    • @e2trill760
      @e2trill760 4 года назад +97

      Mr Nub Bones nigga what?

    • @eggg338
      @eggg338 4 года назад +117

      M8 DADDY you heard him. ITS TIME TO EMBRACE THE DARKNESS

    • @Ahmed-nd6jg
      @Ahmed-nd6jg 4 года назад +63

      M8 DADDY EMBRACE THE DARKNESS

    • @tuongnguyen4438
      @tuongnguyen4438 4 года назад +55

      M8 DADDY EMBRACE THE DARKNESS

  • @FeroxHades
    @FeroxHades 5 лет назад +4033

    President: "I dont know what you talking about but sounds like all you need is a receipt"
    *SPAMS THE HANG UP BUTTON*

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 4 года назад +43

      That has got to be the most wasted phone call ever. If you were gonna ask the President something, it wouldn't be to take care of a meaningless task.

    • @alialhasson1484
      @alialhasson1484 4 года назад +39

      Nathan Seper you never called the president to help you look for your phone?

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 4 года назад +8

      I called the Supreme Court! @@alialhasson1484

    • @alialhasson1484
      @alialhasson1484 4 года назад +6

      Nathan Seper ya I heard they’re useful too

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 4 года назад +3

      No. Brett Kavanaugh told me ,"I just needed a receipt."@@alialhasson1484

  • @user-lj3vc4yd9l
    @user-lj3vc4yd9l Месяц назад +3

    "Store store" bro got me dead on the first line

  • @rb5078
    @rb5078 2 года назад +2

    This is so accurate it’s triggering. Why are people like this?

  • @pectoralis1565
    @pectoralis1565 3 года назад +3953

    Only in a shop called "StoreStore" can you talk to the president of the United States. 😂😂

    • @workonline9942
      @workonline9942 3 года назад +30

      I'm sorry man but we're going to have to cut off your likes. That 100 just fits.

    • @pectoralis1565
      @pectoralis1565 3 года назад +39

      @@workonline9942 No please. Give me more. It's my time to shine. Let me have themmmmm.

    • @taylorbrown7426
      @taylorbrown7426 3 года назад +10

      seems that here at the like factory we are a bit behind schedule and short-staffed. the like production is still going but its slow and might take a few weeks to get more staff to produce likes.

    • @typparn
      @typparn 3 года назад +4

      You can prolly spot him at McDonalds tho

    • @karpen3054
      @karpen3054 3 года назад +3

      that store owner is too OP

  • @Xweetibird
    @Xweetibird 5 лет назад +4717

    GET ME
    *T H E H O K A G E*

    • @KianaK0423
      @KianaK0423 5 лет назад +210

      Caleb: I want to return these headphones.
      Naruto: Sounds like you need a receipt.
      Caleb: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

    • @KianaK0423
      @KianaK0423 5 лет назад +204

      Customer: Get .....Get me the Sage of Six Paths!!
      Naruto: He's dead! He can't talk to you....I mean he's in limbo I could go get him.
      Customer: Get him right now!!
      Naruto: Alright! *_Gets the Sage Of Six Paths_*
      Hagoromo: What do you require?
      Customer: I want to return these headphones.
      Hagoromo: Do you have a receipt?
      Customer: *_Unholy anguished screaming_*

    • @Gaming_Lafda
      @Gaming_Lafda 5 лет назад +16

      @@KianaK0423lol 😂😂😂

    • @thebluepineapplephoenix101
      @thebluepineapplephoenix101 5 лет назад +3

      😎

    • @djinn1235
      @djinn1235 5 лет назад +14

      This deserves way more likes

  • @accelerator5195
    @accelerator5195 Год назад +6

    "store store" god damn he's mastered the art of unintentional comedy

  • @vaffel1355
    @vaffel1355 4 года назад +12225

    Respect for Jacob getting the PRESIDENT on the phone

    • @HeenaPatel253
      @HeenaPatel253 3 года назад +27

      Vaffel 1 lol

    • @AtomicOwl
      @AtomicOwl 3 года назад +109

      Jacob prob was hacking

    • @zrATT_
      @zrATT_ 3 года назад +150

      how did you get my number?

    • @TheUnlikelyKing
      @TheUnlikelyKing 3 года назад +78

      I really wanted to see him wear a Trump wig, but that also works 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dr.vegapunkPhD
      @dr.vegapunkPhD 3 года назад +60

      Jacob is employee of the month every month

  • @Kaurdi
    @Kaurdi 4 года назад +17841

    "Get me the president"
    "Do you know how hard that would be?"
    **gets the president on the phone in 2 seconds**

    • @macomputersuck
      @macomputersuck 4 года назад +726

      Super easy. Barely an inconvenience

    • @heathjake25
      @heathjake25 4 года назад +280

      BestServedCold aight lemme speak to *SANTA.*

    • @fivesix3868
      @fivesix3868 4 года назад +102

      With Donald Trump it makes sense

    • @whatthehail1161
      @whatthehail1161 4 года назад +6

      Yes

    • @somegeekguy
      @somegeekguy 4 года назад +68

      Ight LEMME SPEAK TO GOD

  • @nmccarthy916
    @nmccarthy916 2 года назад +5

    "Why can't I... just... return em?" Lmao

  • @badmonkey91
    @badmonkey91 2 года назад +10

    I worked for a smaller single owner business. If any customers got even a little out of line, we were encouraged to ban them from the store and to kick them out. Plenty of bans were handed out x') It creates a totally different environment when a business has boundaries.

  • @peblezQ
    @peblezQ 5 лет назад +10857

    The funniest part is this isn't even an exaggeration. I had a customer who said the Prime Minister (Canadian retail worker here) would give him his refund, and we were like, "Not without a receipt, he won't."

  • @romanogold82
    @romanogold82 4 года назад +4965

    That's gotta be the most connected retail district manager in the country. You see how fast he got the US President on the phone?

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 4 года назад +164

      Well, if the manager could be brought to the register, then SURELY the President can be called...according to the logic of customers like the Headphones Guy.

    • @calamitysangfroid2407
      @calamitysangfroid2407 4 года назад +13

      he got jacob to do it

    • @alialhasson1484
      @alialhasson1484 4 года назад +45

      Wait are you telling me your manager doesn’t have the presidents phone number?
      Trust me they do you just gotta ask

    • @MariE-bz2eq
      @MariE-bz2eq 4 года назад +8

      I worked at Lehman Brothers with President Bush's cousin and he wasn't even able to get in contact with him.

    • @pjbreezy
      @pjbreezy 4 года назад +2

      Chicken nugget 24/7
      GET OUUUUUTTTT

  • @girurerumu
    @girurerumu 2 года назад +18

    A lil tip that might work for both sides: in some businesses, if you contact customer support through email, are able to provide enough information to prove that it was indeed you who made the purchase (last 4 digits of credit/debit card, name and eventually the rough time/day of purchase) they can reprint the receipt.
    It’s good to know this as both customer and worker, although I’d advise some caution in suggesting this to clients. Some store managers are unaware of this so you could inquire directly at your own customer support.

    • @eIucidate
      @eIucidate Год назад +3

      This is exactly why they kept asking him if he has the card he used to buy the headphones. They could have done it with the card and no receipt.

    • @ek6352
      @ek6352 Год назад

      @@eIucidate he said he paid with cash watch the vid bruh

    • @eIucidate
      @eIucidate Год назад +2

      @@ek6352 I know, all I'm saying is that the fact that you can trace the purchase back with card is mentioned in the video.
      In this case they couldn't do that because he paid with cash.

  • @akira_ariga
    @akira_ariga 2 года назад +5

    I felt that “are you serious right now” so goddamn hard hahahahahaa

  • @ragingmonkeycritic
    @ragingmonkeycritic 3 года назад +7723

    "GET ME THE PRESIDENT!"
    "Of the Company?"
    "No, OF THE UNITED STATES!"

    • @theimpossiblecastillo8158
      @theimpossiblecastillo8158 3 года назад +210

      OF AMERICA!

    • @Matthew27567
      @Matthew27567 3 года назад +151

      GET ME THE UNITED NATION!!!!

    • @kobies
      @kobies 3 года назад +43

      When you read it. It seem like a sarcastic response. But when you hear it

    • @ScreenMoth
      @ScreenMoth 3 года назад +1

      666 likes

    • @spacemortymcoc1610
      @spacemortymcoc1610 3 года назад +40

      @hell basically they are sharing they favorite moment of the video, i have a chuckle reading some comments like that after watching the video.

  • @squeepy846
    @squeepy846 4 года назад +4269

    And then there are some people who straight out lie or change their personality once the manager arrives. SO frustrating.
    Edit: Thanks for the likes bois

    • @Freedom_LoneStar
      @Freedom_LoneStar 4 года назад +201

      Those are the most hilarious ones!!! I literally smile at them when they behave as such

    • @aoisora1445
      @aoisora1445 4 года назад +141

      @@Freedom_LoneStar and then they do not realize it is all on camera

    • @shaly642
      @shaly642 4 года назад +11

      FRRR

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 4 года назад +6

      Bruh

    • @WadeGoku
      @WadeGoku 4 года назад +5

      On god

  • @furbyguy
    @furbyguy 2 года назад +11

    I keep coming back to this one, and I keep laughing. The escalation, and all the line deliveries and expressions are so on point, love it!

  • @2bhonest559
    @2bhonest559 11 дней назад +1

    Its worse when you try to give them the receipt and tell them" just in case the headphones don't work you can return them" and they STILL don't want it!

  • @AzzyRiah
    @AzzyRiah 4 года назад +2554

    "LET ME SPEAK TO THE PRESIDENT-"
    *_"GET OUUUUUUUTTTTT, GET OUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT"_*

  • @roy9776
    @roy9776 3 года назад +5083

    “I would like to speak to God”
    God: “Do you have a card or a receipt?”

    • @roy9776
      @roy9776 3 года назад +34

      Mordecai Israel brooo nicee

    • @jameswolf5513
      @jameswolf5513 3 года назад +42

      Roy Morcos customer: I want to talk to the devil !

    • @Antasma1
      @Antasma1 3 года назад +23

      I want to speak to a JRPG protagonist!

    • @roy9776
      @roy9776 3 года назад +18

      James Wolf but do you have a receipt or card??

    • @dlowistaken
      @dlowistaken 3 года назад +3

      Mordecai Israel is tthe g

  • @Parkster1812
    @Parkster1812 9 месяцев назад +2

    I work in a call center on an AIR FORCE base, and the number of times I get calls complaining about our jets being too loud while they are taking off or flying over head is ridiculous

  • @Technosavy-vc7bq
    @Technosavy-vc7bq 5 месяцев назад +2

    I worked in retail for 2 years. If someone talked to me like that after i asked for the receipt I'd just get quiet and say "Sir we cannot refund the purchase if you cannot Provide proof of that purchase. That is store policy" If they complain after that I'd just get security

  • @JazzLittle.YtVlogs
    @JazzLittle.YtVlogs 3 года назад +14026

    “i want to speak to god“
    District manager: “you about to!”

  • @jagerlee6641
    @jagerlee6641 4 года назад +3378

    GOD: Do you have the receipt?
    Customer: *Internal screaming*

  • @Onedio17
    @Onedio17 11 месяцев назад +2

    For a sec there i though he was gonna say "call god i wanna speak to him" 💀💀

  • @memenatsuki2577
    @memenatsuki2577 10 месяцев назад +3

    When a customer asked my bro for the manager at Mcdonalds he literally went under the counter and popped back up

  • @Ra-oi2hl
    @Ra-oi2hl 4 года назад +2589

    For anyone who’s never worked in retail... people like this really exist and it’s not even line a once in a blue moon thing, it’s like a relatively regular thing

  • @exbladex99
    @exbladex99 4 года назад +9118

    Hours later: God responds "thou has the ole' receitph?"

    • @smileforthesun
      @smileforthesun 4 года назад +370

      US Patriots Unite! Customer : um no
      God : then die

    • @eksine
      @eksine 4 года назад +100

      Than fuck you God, I need to return these headphones

    • @Yaboiigabe
      @Yaboiigabe 4 года назад +395

      YOU GET ME THE HOLY SPIRIT

    • @janedupree2327
      @janedupree2327 4 года назад +176

      IGHT THEN I WANNA TALK TO JESUS RIGHT NOW

    • @literallygod1229
      @literallygod1229 4 года назад +21

      Im crying

  • @northwestkidmarc
    @northwestkidmarc 8 месяцев назад +3

    This facts tho fr the stress is real this man amazing 😂😂😂😂😂💯😮‍💨

  • @yuyusenpai7458
    @yuyusenpai7458 8 месяцев назад +3

    Still gold 5 years later 🤣🤣🤣

  • @piccolosgarments9455
    @piccolosgarments9455 5 лет назад +612

    When he asks you for the receipt but you used it for toilet paper

    • @piccolosgarments9455
      @piccolosgarments9455 5 лет назад +10

      That’s tuff

    • @Chrisnxtdoor
      @Chrisnxtdoor 5 лет назад +10

      Piccolo's Garments lol I did that when I ran out of toilet paper and used my mommas coupons

    • @BEYSPORTZHUB
      @BEYSPORTZHUB 5 лет назад +9

      Piccolo's Garments a smart person would go to another store,and get a fake receipt made to go back to get their refund

    • @nicholaslaclaire1919
      @nicholaslaclaire1919 5 лет назад +11

      Chrisnxtdoor nigga yo MOMS COUPONS??? NIGGA HOW ARE YOU ALIVE???

    • @itspiccolo1041
      @itspiccolo1041 5 лет назад +2

      My garmens have become sentient how DAMN!

  • @AndreVeaseyJr
    @AndreVeaseyJr 4 года назад +2358

    "Is this the president?!"
    "Yes."
    "Of the United States?!"
    "Yeah, how'd you get my number?"

    • @VaibhavRajputmoksh
      @VaibhavRajputmoksh 3 года назад +60

      Goes on to ask for the receipt.

    • @KenKen3593
      @KenKen3593 3 года назад +47

      “Did you just hang up???”

    • @ivanthegreat2.070
      @ivanthegreat2.070 3 года назад +50

      If he was allowed to speak to the UN:
      "Dear Representatives of the United Nations, seventeen days ago, I requested to this store that I do not like THESE headphones and I wish to return them. Despite my pleas, they won't let me. Can you DO something about this?"
      "Sir, with all due respect, we don't solve matters like this. Seems to me all that is required is a receipt."
      "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GLBLOOOO GIBGLIGOOBOOOLOOO GLIB"
      *storms out of the building"

    • @sonjoku4879
      @sonjoku4879 3 года назад +2

      Ivan the Great 2.0 lol.

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 3 года назад +2

      thank u bro i missed that part

  • @ericyang3332
    @ericyang3332 11 месяцев назад +1

    The best customer service ever

  • @casualfilth2241
    @casualfilth2241 2 года назад +1

    Getting the president on the phone is some seriously good customer service.

  • @piccolosgarments9455
    @piccolosgarments9455 5 лет назад +676

    Hey, that’s the same guy who punched the snoring guy

  • @milllyyyyy
    @milllyyyyy 5 лет назад +8680

    sell the damn headphones

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb 5 лет назад +298

      At this point it's the principle XD

    • @shadovvwolfie790
      @shadovvwolfie790 5 лет назад +304

      Man forgot the internet exist. Now he gonna *slide* out the store.

    • @imonlyhereforthefood7322
      @imonlyhereforthefood7322 5 лет назад +8

      ABAHSHDHDBHSHSH😂😂😂😂😂

    • @laraintaylor2949
      @laraintaylor2949 5 лет назад +4

      XD I know right!

    • @chirbychoo
      @chirbychoo 5 лет назад +19

      Ok well let me see your receipt

  • @renar3339
    @renar3339 Год назад +1

    Truly the only story that can make me feel for both sides. What a masterpiece of duality in emotion and expression from both sides.

  • @lawrencetalbot8346
    @lawrencetalbot8346 2 года назад +5

    As a retail manager I can honestly say this happens at least once a day. It is so soul sucking and draining.

    • @toowingless9473
      @toowingless9473 11 месяцев назад

      Started customer service desk a month ago and it’s just how pissed people be, mf’s will not even have the box it came and I’m like- how tf did you think I was gonna accept this return

  • @SansBinky
    @SansBinky 4 года назад +4458

    I work retail and I had a customer come in trying to return an item. They had the receipt and the card, BUT they had three other things on the receipt which added up to the total they paid when they bought all four items. They had ONE of those items to return yet they wanted the total of all the items, which they didn't bring back. They could not for the life of them get it through their head that if they don't bring back all the items they won't get the full amount back. Just the amount for the ONE item they brought back. How can people be this stupid and have made it this far in life?

    • @Gsyking
      @Gsyking 4 года назад +419

      Doing this kind of job is what makes me lose my faith in humanity, and why I wouldn’t mind if God one day just came down and said
      “Yeah, you’re getting the same treatment as the dinosaurs”

    • @flavorlessranch8512
      @flavorlessranch8512 4 года назад +13

      What is that pfp

    • @Gsyking
      @Gsyking 4 года назад +57

      @@flavorlessranch8512 if you are asking me. Its a character screaming their heads off

    • @AYouTubeChannelwithNoName
      @AYouTubeChannelwithNoName 4 года назад +24

      Idiots are everywhere... simple!

    • @Kimera92
      @Kimera92 4 года назад +101

      They were not stupid my man, they were trying to scam you...

  • @JovanLemon
    @JovanLemon 5 лет назад +39214

    2 hours later:
    *LET ME SPEAK TO GOD*

    • @jimmylu9208
      @jimmylu9208 5 лет назад +1852

      I’m just glad that this comment didn’t turn into the war field the other comment turned into that mentioned God.

    • @Skibidi_Rex
      @Skibidi_Rex 5 лет назад +294

      Lmao

    • @HIPEOPLE1887
      @HIPEOPLE1887 5 лет назад +1239

      LemonGamer Manager: “that can be arranged”

    • @shannalese
      @shannalese 5 лет назад +2420

      God: looks like all you need is a receipt.

    • @ttslays_all_day4186
      @ttslays_all_day4186 5 лет назад +234

      I was waiting on that

  • @charlesmontgomery3692
    @charlesmontgomery3692 Год назад +1

    "Get um.. Go Get um" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @redemption2279
    @redemption2279 8 месяцев назад +4

    "Put GOD on the phone right now!"

  • @andrasfogarasi5014
    @andrasfogarasi5014 4 года назад +4219

    Guy: "Why can't I just return them?"
    Cashier: "To avoid return fraud."
    *cue offended guy screaming in disbelief that he's not a criminal*

    • @f1piggy102
      @f1piggy102 4 года назад +12

      Maintenance Renegade also prevents counterfeit bills

    • @alexrsps141
      @alexrsps141 4 года назад +7

      Maintenance Renegade if you tell in advance they typically bring it, used to be a delivery guy myself

    • @Razuki5
      @Razuki5 4 года назад +47

      I heard a story once, of a guy that walked in, went to the tv section, picked up a tv, brought it to guest service, and tried to make a return for it.

    • @wolflordy3193
      @wolflordy3193 4 года назад +36

      @@Razuki5 I've worked retail (specifically with security). This literally happens daily. Not even joking.

    • @eafesaf6934
      @eafesaf6934 4 года назад

      @@dimes4crimes78 I bothers me to this date

  • @rezaurrahman6404
    @rezaurrahman6404 3 года назад +9824

    "Hold on hold on hold on hold on i don't know what your talking about, but you sound like all you need is a receipt". Straight on point without even knowing whats going on

    • @alphaqwell2027
      @alphaqwell2027 2 года назад +132

      Not very realistic given that they’re meant to be the president

    • @-Hold_this
      @-Hold_this 2 года назад +530

      I think it makes it even funnier, like the president gets frequent calls from store to store.

    • @axelsanchez5849
      @axelsanchez5849 2 года назад +158

      That’s why we elected him!

    • @alphaqwell2027
      @alphaqwell2027 2 года назад +18

      @ENA My own statement was a joke at the expense of the US government, not sure what you’re so pissy about

    • @San-li9ml
      @San-li9ml 2 года назад +20

      @@alphaqwell2027 Ok I'm waiting for the punchline.

  • @H3KUTA
    @H3KUTA 2 года назад +1

    You got me good when you asked for the president lmao

  • @oxymoron02
    @oxymoron02 2 года назад +1

    So glad I'm not in retail anymore. Dealing with shit like this took an emotional toll on me and made me despise people as a whole.

  • @Eltrio2
    @Eltrio2 3 года назад +3849

    "Why can't I just return 'em?"
    "Because we've had issues where people grab something, leave without paying for it, and then come back an hour later and ask to return what they stole for either cash or store credit."
    Yes, this happens. It's why a lot of retail places are super anal about having a receipt.

    • @Eltrio2
      @Eltrio2 3 года назад +214

      @densch123 That happens too. Though in the case of the store I work at it's the latter.
      Sometimes it's a group effort, meaning one steals it and another returns it.
      Some even go so far as to steal from one chain and go to "refund it" in another.
      It's all about what people think they can get away with.

    • @KenKen3593
      @KenKen3593 3 года назад +22

      Ocean’s 8 has a scene kind of like this.

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 3 года назад +150

      Yep this is a big problem in almost every retail store. There are people who do this basically for a living. So not giving the return without a card or receipt is about cutting down on theft.

    • @justiceoverlord9226
      @justiceoverlord9226 3 года назад +71

      I don’t think I could ever use the word ‘anal’ outside of talking about the body part.

    • @lisaandbeans9645
      @lisaandbeans9645 3 года назад +17

      GET ME THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!

  • @NSOAXL
    @NSOAXL 5 лет назад +1692

    "Shut up, shut up, I dont care" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darkshadownemo1139
      @darkshadownemo1139 5 лет назад +3

      Akira Wortham u DONT care but u really do lolxD 😂

    • @khaoss4024
      @khaoss4024 5 лет назад +9

      Akira Wortham it’s always funny when I read he quotes at the same time I hear them

    • @Unique-ik4xs
      @Unique-ik4xs 5 лет назад +1

      i was laughing my ars off when i heard him say that

    • @darkshadownemo1139
      @darkshadownemo1139 5 лет назад +2

      Unique Paige hey u made a mistake u said ars u meant arms right

    • @Unique-ik4xs
      @Unique-ik4xs 5 лет назад

      Ultra instinct Gohan yeah totally lol

  • @dash4800
    @dash4800 2 года назад +1

    the craziest thing is that almost everyone has worked retail at some point in their life. But for some reason when they become a customer they act like they have no idea what the deal is.

  • @evannasong8356
    @evannasong8356 2 года назад +3

    I always happily give these customers to the manager

    • @that1guy668
      @that1guy668 2 года назад

      Lmao same just so they can deny em instead of me

  • @sloppymelon445
    @sloppymelon445 3 года назад +3609

    He’s so good at acting he can even get mad at himself

    • @starchives2365
      @starchives2365 3 года назад +51

      Considering that acting is mostly just drawing on your own life experience, he probably just picked one of the times he accidentally said “you too” when a server told him to enjoy his meal

    • @vizdrom
      @vizdrom 3 года назад +7

      Goddamn how did you get TWO top comments???

    • @amperesim6304
      @amperesim6304 3 года назад +1

      @@starchives2365 No that was Lenarr who made the "Thank you, you too" video.

    • @amperesim6304
      @amperesim6304 3 года назад +3

      @Baconboy-Roblox & More! Oh look, a butthurt kid comes out of nowhere replying to my one week old comment. How fun.

    • @jacobperreault6844
      @jacobperreault6844 3 года назад +3

      Are you not able to get mad at yourself cause I’m able to get mad at me quite often

  • @djselles2086
    @djselles2086 3 года назад +2388

    So no one is talking about the fact that a store called “store store” has access to the president

    • @Jay1andonly87
      @Jay1andonly87 3 года назад +127

      Its clearly a front for something else.

    • @hotaru8309
      @hotaru8309 3 года назад +30

      I mean, honestly it sounds like it was Jacob.
      He's who we should be investigating.

    • @GalaxySan
      @GalaxySan 3 года назад +23

      I think store store is the place where the president does his shopping so it is the Of store store

    • @baboonaiih
      @baboonaiih 3 года назад +1

      That's the video

    • @jennyalcala5871
      @jennyalcala5871 3 года назад +1

      🤣😂😆

  • @dozywolf9200
    @dozywolf9200 2 года назад +1

    Felt this at a spiritual level.

  • @pulsarecho1952
    @pulsarecho1952 Год назад +2

    That manager was about to send him directly to God for his refund.

  • @iBoss818
    @iBoss818 3 года назад +12051

    UN: Do you have a receipt?
    Guy: *I WANNA SPEAK TO GOD*

    • @jabreilbrewer5698
      @jabreilbrewer5698 3 года назад +228

      Jose Sales I WANT TO SPEAK THOM THE UNIVERSE

    • @mazda787bgroupc
      @mazda787bgroupc 3 года назад +253

      That can be arranged
      *Calls the security with M4A1*

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 3 года назад +128

      "Man im bout to slide you-"

    • @muhammadtaha1313
      @muhammadtaha1313 3 года назад +78

      the UN is useless, sooo it would not help either way.

    • @user-ys3jq3uf4p
      @user-ys3jq3uf4p 3 года назад +49

      *I WANNA SPEAK TO AZATHOTH*

  • @TheSweBoo
    @TheSweBoo 5 лет назад +3347

    Moral of the story: *Keep ya receipts folks haha*

    • @fizzymstudios2025
      @fizzymstudios2025 5 лет назад

      XD

    • @Firefox-Udon
      @Firefox-Udon 5 лет назад +1

      This tbh

    • @ljayalston6805
      @ljayalston6805 5 лет назад +1

      Imran Siddiqui woah

    • @Maverynthia
      @Maverynthia 5 лет назад +10

      Or at least take a photo. There's probably a number on it they can use. OR your "rewards card" that tracks your every purchase.

    • @smoothsnailing2161
      @smoothsnailing2161 5 лет назад

      Even food receipts, cause you’ll never know if the food taste so damn nasty, you hadda empty it out to get one that taste better. (If yknow what i mean)

  • @mixck
    @mixck 2 года назад +1

    The best thing is when customers act like this and say "I'm never coming back here". And they honestly think that hurts or something.
    It is more like " Please don't come back"

  • @thenarrator1921
    @thenarrator1921 Год назад +1

    All too common when I worked in online shopping customer service:
    Package is lost, has been delivered but is seen nowhere. Refund date is passed so the customer is either refunded or have the stuff replaced, and then a voucher of sorts.
    "BUT I WANT MY STUFF NOW!"
    But I've already returned your money/the replacement is on its way
    "I want it NOW!"
    If I could I'd tell them I can't open a rip in space-time to just deliver you your cheap crap

  • @acegerding6107
    @acegerding6107 4 года назад +1686

    “I wanna talk to the leader of the galaxy”

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 4 года назад +103

      *In Alien Language* You need a receipt to do that

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 года назад +57

      “I want to speak to the Senate”
      “I am the Senate”

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 4 года назад +1

      Shit really?????me too damn who dat be?

    • @The_GhostWind
      @The_GhostWind 4 года назад +2

      EmblemBlade9 Not Yet

    • @IAteAChickfilaChickenSandwich
      @IAteAChickfilaChickenSandwich 4 года назад +18

      “I wanna talk to god,”
      “You need a receipt to do that,”

  • @psychie8625
    @psychie8625 3 года назад +13622

    "Hi, welcome to store store."
    I'm already in love.

  • @The_New_Sean
    @The_New_Sean 2 года назад

    "Did you just hang up?!🤨😡" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JennaColbain
    @JennaColbain 2 года назад

    Target Guest Service Days Salute Lol! 🤣💯

  • @BaltaBueno
    @BaltaBueno 5 лет назад +3301

    Welcome to the *STORE-STORE*