You've just been born and your parents do this.

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @checkyourbatteryboi6916
    @checkyourbatteryboi6916 4 года назад +9105

    “It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both my parents failed to show up.”

    • @yarielrobles9003
      @yarielrobles9003 4 года назад +323

      Nice reference

    • @hayzmation5354
      @hayzmation5354 4 года назад +331

      _Perry the Platypus sits in silence and listens, while simultaneously reversing the -inator’s wiring_

    • @timgels2918
      @timgels2918 4 года назад +13

      Lmao

    • @hadijahpatangari6820
      @hadijahpatangari6820 4 года назад +26

      The first thing that I think after I watch this.

    • @Yuujiji
      @Yuujiji 4 года назад +10

      Pin this comment caleb

  • @darkkoi_
    @darkkoi_ 4 года назад +10353

    *Dr. Doofenshmirtz:* "It all began on the day of my actual birth, both of my parents failed to show up."

    • @birolklp5574
      @birolklp5574 4 года назад +544

      So thats how that happened

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu 4 года назад +399

      we've come full circle

    • @highsun76
      @highsun76 4 года назад +182

      I WAS JUST THINKING OF THIS LMAOOO

    • @CherryStudios2
      @CherryStudios2 4 года назад +35

      Lol! 😂

    • @DarthBagel
      @DarthBagel 4 года назад +41

      I love that scene

  • @elijahdage5523
    @elijahdage5523 4 года назад +19384

    This kids gonna have a long history of being left at the store.

    • @shompyshomboy
      @shompyshomboy 4 года назад +81

      Ong 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @dhruvkashyap2068
      @dhruvkashyap2068 4 года назад +130

      Maybe he can become a new character 🤔

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад +13

      Why did you get 1.4k likes for such a unfunny unoriginal comment?

    • @happigappi3618
      @happigappi3618 4 года назад +27

      skellyaart Instagram cuz nobody cares

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад

      @@shiro9112 well I draw mothers n-nakked on my instagram so I agree

  • @fierysamurai8215
    @fierysamurai8215 3 года назад +1938

    I love how at 1:24 the camera shakes so violently as he is saying *”THAT’S NOT THE SAME THING!”*

  • @classydays43
    @classydays43 4 года назад +17236

    "can I return this baby?"
    "Sure, I just need a receipt"

    • @vandrosschibani2524
      @vandrosschibani2524 4 года назад +194

      I see what you did There

    • @amandamills4410
      @amandamills4410 4 года назад +440

      *hands them the hospital bill*

    • @OurNewestMember
      @OurNewestMember 3 года назад +155

      "is there anything wrong with it?"

    • @amandamills4410
      @amandamills4410 3 года назад +391

      @@OurNewestMember " I think it's defective, its alarm keeps going off in the middle of the night for no reason"

    • @monkeybanana3635
      @monkeybanana3635 3 года назад +11

      😱

  • @DynamicAero
    @DynamicAero 4 года назад +3515

    "You see where there could be some confusion, right?"
    *"NoOoOooO"*

    • @brianfikes3931
      @brianfikes3931 4 года назад +23

      Best part

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад +8

      @@brianfikes3931 worst part is you being born and commenting such a unoriginal reply that took you less than 5 seconds to come up with

    • @coreywells6765
      @coreywells6765 4 года назад +52

      @@livetochange974 worst part is being an asshole for no reason

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад +1

      @@coreywells6765 worst part is being able to draw your mother unclothed perfectly and posting it on my instagram account...got any other insults ?

    • @lofihip-hop5834
      @lofihip-hop5834 4 года назад +9

      @@livetochange974 I checked out yo art that shit mid asf

  • @Vega.Wrestling
    @Vega.Wrestling 4 года назад +13636

    Doofenshmirtz’s parents be like

    • @TheAmityElf
      @TheAmityElf 4 года назад +285

      TRUE.

    • @elijahdage5523
      @elijahdage5523 4 года назад +128

      Wow, what an original and funny comment. Nice job 👍

    • @ezzyth8824
      @ezzyth8824 4 года назад +308

      He should've built a baby deliverinator 2000

    • @chloel.8007
      @chloel.8007 4 года назад +170

      They were absent for his birth haha. Being the mom, how does that even happen?

    • @kmc9993
      @kmc9993 4 года назад +190

      "It all started when I was born"

  • @invisibleninja86
    @invisibleninja86 3 года назад +431

    This is when you just apologize to the dad for the confusion, offer a refund, and put that kid up for adoption.

    • @fh8344
      @fh8344 3 года назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @LASERobot
      @LASERobot 2 года назад +3

      Bro how dare you make fun of adoptive relationships that is disrespectful!!!
      That is what a dumb person with no sense of humor would say lol

    • @cookies23z
      @cookies23z 2 года назад

      They were saying the lid would be better pff with an adoptive parent then these idiots
      You feel stupid now, dont you

    • @biha250
      @biha250 7 месяцев назад

      I hate that I can't tell if this is satirical or not 💀

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@LASERobot instead a different person with no sense of humor said it

  • @SethColby69
    @SethColby69 4 года назад +3210

    This is like an extended joke of that episode of Phineas and ferb where dr doofenshmirtz admitted that his parents didn't love him so much that they didn't even show up at his birth

    • @jordantheblackgenius1393
      @jordantheblackgenius1393 4 года назад +51

      But if the mother gave birth to him, how tf she did not show up at his birth?

    • @sofilupi
      @sofilupi 4 года назад +359

      @@jordantheblackgenius1393 that's part of the joke

    • @PirateKingRoger-x1y
      @PirateKingRoger-x1y 4 года назад +54

      @@jordantheblackgenius1393 they left the baby at the hospital before he was born

    • @Noah-nl8zw
      @Noah-nl8zw 4 года назад +27

      No because in this sketch they were actually there for the birth but left after expecting the baby to be delivered

    • @axelsanchez5849
      @axelsanchez5849 4 года назад +4

      Jordan The Black Genius It is possible is he was born in vitro

  • @nyaem5
    @nyaem5 4 года назад +10334

    Parents who live their entire life in quarantine be like

    • @dylanfd3735
      @dylanfd3735 4 года назад +31

      That’s gonna be us...

    • @sikwitit773
      @sikwitit773 4 года назад +20

      @Veonnj Caines *Be quiet*

    • @raigo5602
      @raigo5602 4 года назад +98

      I can only imagine the baby's first words are: *"Hey I'm here for the interview"*

    • @goodoc8248
      @goodoc8248 4 года назад +4

      @@dylanfd3735 no probably not

    • @alterinam6791
      @alterinam6791 4 года назад +17

      @@raigo5602 "GET OUT!!!"

  • @georgebrowniii3850
    @georgebrowniii3850 4 года назад +37310

    i wouldn’t be surprised if this actually happened one day

    • @wisemanlincoln1399
      @wisemanlincoln1399 4 года назад +1818

      Yeah with all the 5G causes corona shit going on, people could actually be dumb enough to do this

    • @canweget300subscribeswitht2
      @canweget300subscribeswitht2 4 года назад +207

      MZB Tech true true

    • @vloud436
      @vloud436 4 года назад +444

      Probably already has 😭

    • @frisbeedog1455
      @frisbeedog1455 4 года назад +187

      As a gen z where pretty dumb so I won’t be surprised

    • @Hii_Tek
      @Hii_Tek 4 года назад +39

      George Brown III shi prolly already did😐sad world we live in😂

  • @stivcdl
    @stivcdl 3 года назад +189

    "Apparently Amazon does too, huh." Speech +100

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 4 года назад +2921

    This dude watched his wife give birth at the hospital and goes home to watch Tom and Jerry, dude got his priorities straight.

    • @ojutay8375
      @ojutay8375 4 года назад +72

      No he and the wife left.

    • @Zeldamarie1482
      @Zeldamarie1482 4 года назад +12

      I thought he was watching CoryxKenshin with that yell

    • @lifesarisk9086
      @lifesarisk9086 4 года назад +32

      @oversight i'd love to live in your world where comedy has to be exact recreations of real life events. as the saying goes "it can't be funny unless it can actually happen" wait no that's really dumb :)

    • @JD-go2qj
      @JD-go2qj 4 года назад +17

      @@Zeldamarie1482 nah. That yell is whenever Tom gets hurt by Jerry, or spike usually

    • @Zeldamarie1482
      @Zeldamarie1482 4 года назад +3

      Donny oh I know, I'm just clowning on cory

  • @Taijuu1
    @Taijuu1 4 года назад +2194

    normal people: congrats we've delivered the baby successfully
    Caleb:so can i get that with amazon prime

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 4 года назад +2

      king deku
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @koolboybryan1234
      @koolboybryan1234 4 года назад +2

      Click bait

    • @Vekkq
      @Vekkq 4 года назад +3

      Where do babies come from?
      Amazon

    • @Taijuu1
      @Taijuu1 4 года назад

      @@Vekkq yes

    • @prettyladywalkingdownthestreet
      @prettyladywalkingdownthestreet 4 года назад +2

      so after the birth, the mom is just like "congrats, we've completed the mission 😀"??? 😂

  • @BoxingAuraTV
    @BoxingAuraTV 4 года назад +18452

    “You see where there could be some confusion though right?” Lmao

  • @BenM_25
    @BenM_25 3 года назад +304

    ITS TOM AND JERRY AT THE BEGINNING SCENE, THAT’S THE BEST CARTOON EVER

    • @godallmighty4246
      @godallmighty4246 3 года назад +7

      I'm not even going to disrespect the comment. It's beautiful...

    • @noklizzy7878
      @noklizzy7878 3 года назад +2

      Facts💯 but the classic one not the newer shyt

    • @aiyasartrefuge1395
      @aiyasartrefuge1395 3 года назад

      I was gon say that!!!

    • @Shadowizzmoneygang
      @Shadowizzmoneygang 3 года назад +1

      @@noklizzy7878 all Tom and jerry is greatness to me.

  • @tihy9s168
    @tihy9s168 4 года назад +18691

    “I had no clue they helped a woman birth all these packages” lmfao. Best part of the video.

    • @Shinobi_Xenpai
      @Shinobi_Xenpai 4 года назад +72

      Damn🤣🔥

    • @naomimine7706
      @naomimine7706 4 года назад +25

      This is halaious

    • @domotron3598
      @domotron3598 4 года назад +25

      I read this comment at the moment he said it and that feels weird

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner 4 года назад +4

      This video was pretty weak

    • @drenem4953
      @drenem4953 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/1uG9MOkWY4w/видео.html (drop the dislikes✔👎)

  • @thatsjadennn
    @thatsjadennn 4 года назад +604

    “I didn’t get a confirmation email or nothing” 😭😭😭

    • @kobegreen
      @kobegreen 4 года назад +6

      "you can see the confusiin though right"

    • @afishoutofwater5377
      @afishoutofwater5377 4 года назад +1

      facts ruclips.net/video/UDakqHjMtp8/видео.html

  • @MAR-sc7np
    @MAR-sc7np 4 года назад +817

    Plot twist: he did this because he didn't want to go back up there and pay for parking.

    • @Slash766
      @Slash766 4 года назад +2

      Or he didn’t want to go to the hospital because that the worst place to go to during the virus

    • @LucasDiblasio
      @LucasDiblasio 4 года назад

      Dude the mf shipping is like 5 bucks that's expensive asf

    • @lovingme57
      @lovingme57 4 года назад +1

      Do you have to pay for parking at the hospital? I am sorry... I have never been to the hospital as an adult or teen....😅

    • @xchvnge2.071
      @xchvnge2.071 4 года назад

      Not a twist. Thats the reason.

    • @shika8570
      @shika8570 4 года назад

      wot, he was already there how does that even make sense lmao, and don't woosh me either cause that joke literally makes no sense

  • @rishikkanthravikumar6596
    @rishikkanthravikumar6596 3 года назад +420

    This is what happened in Phineas and Ferb when Doofenschmirtz said that his parents didn't turn up for his own birth 😂

  • @ledonkly
    @ledonkly 4 года назад +4349

    “My own parents failed to show up to my birth”
    -Guy everyone should know

    • @6stringbass460
      @6stringbass460 4 года назад +195

      LeDonkly THE SELF DESCRUCTONATOR

    • @meorahmad4681
      @meorahmad4681 4 года назад +70

      Tragic af

    • @Matthew-Wheeler
      @Matthew-Wheeler 4 года назад +194

      "Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporateddddd"

    • @dablackvenom7748
      @dablackvenom7748 4 года назад +17

      LeDonkly dude u literally copied me and got more likes why is RUclips so dumb

    • @spartan5018
      @spartan5018 4 года назад +8

      i just finished the show and came here cause I was side and wanted to get my mind off of it so thanks for reminding me

  • @olegsbalaclava1051
    @olegsbalaclava1051 4 года назад +2220

    They tried to teach him about homonyms in school but he was all “that sounds gay.”

    • @anthonypaul5654
      @anthonypaul5654 4 года назад +28

      LMAO

    • @SukacitaYeremia
      @SukacitaYeremia 4 года назад +23

      Let me have my name be in the thread of this legendary comment.

    • @spoi1edteeth323
      @spoi1edteeth323 4 года назад +50

      everybody gangsta til they don't understand what a homonym is and their baby gets misplaced.

    • @Nazbaz6
      @Nazbaz6 4 года назад +5

      Oleg's Balaclava 😂😂😂

    • @amagicman13
      @amagicman13 4 года назад +2

      Sukacita Yeremia mines too😌 Let us put our handprints on this ancient masterpiece (the ancient masterpiece that was made 3 weeks ago)

  • @tylomelania5349
    @tylomelania5349 4 года назад +879

    This is why you always should have a tracking number.

    • @reignscott9832
      @reignscott9832 4 года назад +3

      Cant loose anything

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 4 года назад +1

      tylo melania
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 4 года назад +2

      Last time people had numbers on them it didn’t turn out too well

    • @discontinuedchannel404
      @discontinuedchannel404 4 года назад +3

      It’s called a name

    • @Subject5464
      @Subject5464 4 года назад +2

      Ah yes, I have my social number right he- Oh wait, that's not what you meant?

  • @darrenmacqueen9884
    @darrenmacqueen9884 2 года назад +73

    I'm really glad you made this video to raise awareness of this issue. My wife is pregnant right now and we may have made the same mistake if it weren't for you.

  • @ucheagomuo2430
    @ucheagomuo2430 4 года назад +806

    *"Do you guys have an exchange policy for babies?"*
    Bruh.

    • @theoverreactor7435
      @theoverreactor7435 4 года назад +3

      babies be like: ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 4 года назад +2

      B r u h

    • @thelssjbroly9873
      @thelssjbroly9873 4 года назад

      @@theoverreactor7435 i hate you

    • @nixusy
      @nixusy 4 года назад +5

      @@theoverreactor7435 Jokes on you, I've memorized the link

    • @deathsdoor07
      @deathsdoor07 4 года назад +1

      I thought he said "shaking policy".

  • @T-a-k-o-z
    @T-a-k-o-z 4 года назад +689

    I like how he’s using a green adidas shirt as scrubs

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 4 года назад +2

      ィa k o z
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @joyitadarling5815
      @joyitadarling5815 4 года назад +3

      The flex tho

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 4 года назад +3

      The green is very similar too

    • @JacklynBurn
      @JacklynBurn 4 года назад +4

      Between that and the cap I legit didn't notice until I saw this comment, this man is that good of an actor

    • @crystaldreams3978
      @crystaldreams3978 4 года назад

      @@JacklynBurn hes not really trying to act, its just comedy.

  • @wepranaga
    @wepranaga 4 года назад +4573

    the funny part is the wife is as clueless as he is

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 года назад +11

      Luckily your parents didn't do this:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @Colors82
      @Colors82 4 года назад +6

      @@fodebic5253 glad they didnt do this either: ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @syrialak101
      @syrialak101 4 года назад +1

      @TWICE PLEASE STEP ON ME YOU should be glad YOUR parents didn't do this:
      m.ruclips.net/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/видео.html

    • @zeltroidmania
      @zeltroidmania 2 года назад

      Ah hell nah are all of theese rickrolls?

    • @arnavprasad912
      @arnavprasad912 2 года назад +1

      @@zeltroidmania what rickroll

  • @jameswinny5878
    @jameswinny5878 3 года назад +412

    Can we take a moment to appreciate this mom? She delivered a kid and went home to chill straight lol. I mean yeah she’s starting the mom process horribly but hey no one gets it right from day one lol.

  • @loganjohnson5667
    @loganjohnson5667 4 года назад +3097

    The new delivery app UBaber:
    We deliver your babies with a fresh dodo wiper and a premium diaper set only for u

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад +12

      I'm waiting for the punch line ? Was this supposed to be funny ?

    • @motharchenemy8549
      @motharchenemy8549 4 года назад +53

      Download a separate app and wait for delivery of your punchline.

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад +4

      @@motharchenemy8549 okay...

    • @Hadi.Hussein
      @Hadi.Hussein 4 года назад +14

      @@livetochange974 ur fun at parties 😁 huh

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад +1

      @@Hadi.Hussein I never go to parties especially now in quarantine

  • @tomlinch4622
    @tomlinch4622 4 года назад +8565

    I love how he's watching Tom & Jerry.

    • @apollomwaniki7384
      @apollomwaniki7384 4 года назад +101

      Was trying to figure out what it was

    • @prestonx9888
      @prestonx9888 4 года назад +95

      You mean CoryXkenshin

    • @Halo-lg7rq
      @Halo-lg7rq 4 года назад +70

      I’ve heard that so many times that I know it wasn’t Tom & Jerry but the boomerang commercial

    • @roodrood7387
      @roodrood7387 4 года назад +28

      @@prestonx9888 facts

    • @theblurryviewfinder
      @theblurryviewfinder 4 года назад +21

      @@prestonx9888 uP dOwn UP doWn-

  • @Smile-uu2yg
    @Smile-uu2yg 4 года назад +767

    You know he was just chilling and this video idea just hit em.

    • @armaniphea7840
      @armaniphea7840 4 года назад +6

      Smile I feel like most of his videos just come to him like this in some random shit 😂 ruclips.net/video/JG8y7Ug1_QA/видео.html

    • @CCaiser01
      @CCaiser01 4 года назад +14

      He probably found out that deliver has 2 meanings and was like „this makes good content“

    • @P0k3D0nd3M4cG
      @P0k3D0nd3M4cG 4 года назад +3

      @@CCaiser01 or he tryna tell us he secretly just had a kid

  • @niellezan
    @niellezan 3 года назад +36

    You know how dedicated he is when he used two different phones
    11 Pro and X

  • @hine1627
    @hine1627 4 года назад +5505

    "They said they were gonna deliver him actually"
    Ad: Doordash - Food Delivery

  • @ananyatomar4838
    @ananyatomar4838 4 года назад +8798

    This is still better than what happened to Dr Heinz Doofensmirtz...his parents didn't show up on the day he was born

  • @captaindreadeye6264
    @captaindreadeye6264 4 года назад +6578

    "I have never heard that word used like that in my entire life."

  • @chibimoon1432
    @chibimoon1432 2 года назад +33

    Reminds me when I was little and my mom was pregnant with my baby brother, and I started crying when my parents said mom had to deliver my brother. I thought they meant they were shipping him off somewhere to be literally delivered!😂

  • @atomiksphinx77
    @atomiksphinx77 4 года назад +2143

    Is no one talking about the fact that this women went straight home AFTER a delivery?!?! And sounded energetic as hell?! 🤯

    • @EfftingES
      @EfftingES 4 года назад +124

      no because this is not supposed to portray reality in an accurate form

    • @Rhombus333
      @Rhombus333 4 года назад +25

      @@EfftingES 😂😂😂😂

    • @roblin3351
      @roblin3351 4 года назад +84

      @@EfftingES You must be great at parties.

    • @mariojohnbishopfilms7179
      @mariojohnbishopfilms7179 4 года назад +28

      Eh I just had a baby. Whatevs.

    • @imjustjoshin2859
      @imjustjoshin2859 4 года назад +25

      Energetic to finally be rid of the baby.

  • @10yearslater_
    @10yearslater_ 4 года назад +3280

    "We will deliver the baby"
    "Wtf don't touch their liver"

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola 4 года назад +3547

    Do y'all realize this is literally how Doofenshmirtz was born
    Quote: "It was the day of my birth. Both of my parents failed to show up"

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 4 года назад +11

      Kobe Kola
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @knightfury9097
      @knightfury9097 4 года назад +7

      And how do you know that?

    • @purposebeats5839
      @purposebeats5839 4 года назад +31

      Kobe Kola OMG finally the secret has been revealed 😂

    • @Blackmello
      @Blackmello 4 года назад +87

      @@knightfury9097 cause.. he literally... said it?

    • @diamond_void
      @diamond_void 4 года назад +49

      Blackmello And he’s had countless flashbacks to it

  • @thechaddict5560
    @thechaddict5560 Год назад +8

    "You see where there could be some confusion tho"
    " *_NO!_* "

  • @donovansimmons1790
    @donovansimmons1790 4 года назад +1798

    “Do you guys have an exchange policy for baby’s” that is life in 2040

  • @baconsir1159
    @baconsir1159 4 года назад +499

    “I just want a refund, y’all can keep the baby”

    • @urippe
      @urippe 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @RitCore
      @RitCore 4 года назад +1

      Yoooo. when I reload ur comment i can see the likes going up.... i mean... yeah... No shit... but its cool asf😭😂
      Edit: AHhhhHhH somebody unliiiiiiked 😂😂
      Edit 2: it stopped🤭

    • @Dloz430
      @Dloz430 4 года назад

      @@RitCore Uhhh the likes are going down... your comment put some reverse psychology out there and now this man is losing likes

  • @schedule1824
    @schedule1824 4 года назад +2518

    “I had no clue they helped a woman birth all these packages.”
    “THAT’S NOT THE SAME THING!!” 🤣🤣

  • @adamacosta4211
    @adamacosta4211 3 года назад +39

    Truly disgusting, that some “parents” would do this horrible thing.

    • @stormallen3659
      @stormallen3659 3 года назад +3

      Yeah but no, he’s just Implying that there just straight idiots, and they truly believe they deliver baby’s to there house. Now disgusting would be if they truly didn’t want there baby

    • @mintcondition7789
      @mintcondition7789 3 года назад +7

      @@stormallen3659 y’all we got a modern philosopher right here!

    • @noberoke3352
      @noberoke3352 3 года назад +2

      @@stormallen3659 uh... This is a meme

    • @albond
      @albond 3 года назад +3

      @@stormallen3659 *they're, *babies, *their, *their

    • @trafficconememes331
      @trafficconememes331 3 года назад +2

      @@albond RUN!! ITS A GRAMMAR NAZI!!!

  • @IdkIdk-ov2tu
    @IdkIdk-ov2tu 4 года назад +5756

    “Do you guys have an exchange policy for babies?”
    Best line hands down

    • @niwarjacksi5362
      @niwarjacksi5362 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @futureman202
      @futureman202 4 года назад +25

      Refund policy make more sense.

    • @lilbarbie5170
      @lilbarbie5170 4 года назад +1

      666th like lololol

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 года назад +2

      The policy:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @putaidanganimal1
      @putaidanganimal1 2 года назад +4

      LMAO Thanks for quoting that line, I wasn't sure what he said at the end. 😂🤣👍

  • @grace-gr3vr
    @grace-gr3vr 4 года назад +1126

    Exactly! This is why they should have kept the storks that fly the babies right to you. Would be far less confusing. 🤦‍♀️

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 4 года назад +59

      Are you kidding me? You have to buy Stork Prime just to have quality service. Last time I used standard, I was given the wrong baby.

    • @noyou113
      @noyou113 4 года назад +31

      @James there was a massive lawsuit because they wanted better pay. Turns out they were expected to survive off of tips.

    • @LividAF
      @LividAF 4 года назад +22

      I heard they’re trying to replace the storks with drones. It may be more cost efficient but it just doesn’t deliver the same message you know?

    • @CarlosAndrade-dc2xn
      @CarlosAndrade-dc2xn 4 года назад +7

      @@AndrewAce. should have gave it one starfish

    • @grace-gr3vr
      @grace-gr3vr 4 года назад +3

      @@LividAF LMAOOO

  • @OzKo
    @OzKo 4 года назад +1818

    “Both my parents failed to show up to my birth”
    -Heinz Doofenshmirtz

    • @OrenSaidAThing
      @OrenSaidAThing 4 года назад +115

      "GRRRGG GEGEGGEGEGEG"
      -Perry the Platypus

    • @LucasDiblasio
      @LucasDiblasio 4 года назад +42

      "BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD"
      -Peter Griffin

    • @GaryBarberasAutopalooza
      @GaryBarberasAutopalooza 4 года назад +59

      "Oh, there you are, Perry"
      _Phineas Flynn

    • @juno9065
      @juno9065 4 года назад +53

      "..."
      -Ferb Flynn

    • @amiqai
      @amiqai 4 года назад +20

      "Power comes in response to a need, not a desire. You have to create that need" - Son Goku

  • @maebymoore7210
    @maebymoore7210 2 года назад +4

    One year later and I’ve seen this over 1000 times is still makes me laugh out loud genuinely every time. I’m so grateful for this channel.

  • @nezzaUwU
    @nezzaUwU 4 года назад +1458

    "I have never heard that word used like that in my entire life"
    This honestly happens to me more than I'd like to admit

    • @afreen5058
      @afreen5058 4 года назад +52

      Honestly, my friend told me that she is anal about something and I couldn't keep it together.
      Apparently it means "really particular" or something like that. But I never heard it used in any way except to refer to the butthole.
      So I feel your pain.
      Sincerely,
      A Porn Addict
      (no, really)

    • @thabzmoyo96
      @thabzmoyo96 4 года назад +14

      Wow @@afreen5058!! I was today years old when I discovered that anal means something other than the butthole😱😅

    • @drenem4953
      @drenem4953 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/1uG9MOkWY4w/видео.html (drop the dislikes✔👎)

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 4 года назад +11

      I never heard anyone say they were Anal themselves about something. Usually you say that about other people.
      Being really Anal = being really particular about something. It's like a diss, if anyone still uses THAT word ;D

    • @anthiac6934
      @anthiac6934 4 года назад

      Afreen lol literally used that word to complain about grammar a couple of days ago! 😂

  • @yrg_kb1087
    @yrg_kb1087 4 года назад +1232

    He should’ve been like “And u better make sure Fed-Ex don’t deliver my baby, cause u know what they do to fragile packages”

    • @nayosadumbtrooper
      @nayosadumbtrooper 4 года назад +12

      Spit out my drink because of this

    • @theoverreactor7435
      @theoverreactor7435 4 года назад +7

      Looks like ur gonna have to get a New-Ex for that one
      that was funny.

    • @달팽이-o1i
      @달팽이-o1i 4 года назад +2

      @@theoverreactor7435 I like you know it wasn't funny but still post it

    • @DajuSar
      @DajuSar 4 года назад +1

      @@theoverreactor7435 I saw what you did there

    • @omnighast2054
      @omnighast2054 4 года назад

      when i see fragile i throw the shit outta those boxes

  • @discver6660
    @discver6660 4 года назад +287

    "You guys left your baby at the hospital."
    Well, now we know who Doofenshmirtz' Parents are.

    • @alakazamlover4908
      @alakazamlover4908 4 года назад +7

      amen
      but wait
      Doof is white

    • @generalfaris1383
      @generalfaris1383 4 года назад +8

      The wife cheating

    • @AlexAlex-wy6iz
      @AlexAlex-wy6iz 4 года назад +1

      This is funny but if you remember his family had him but they just left him out side as a lawn gnome

  • @harsheo
    @harsheo 3 года назад +584

    Gen Z be like: when y’all gonna ship him?

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 3 года назад +50

      I’m poor I’m not paying extra for same day shipping.

    • @bigballerju07
      @bigballerju07 3 года назад +5

      @@oscarwang7227 Imafo too much.

    • @realXVI.
      @realXVI. 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @rubenaalexander5007
      @rubenaalexander5007 3 года назад +5

      Sadly there was no one in universe to ship him with so we had to ship him with himself.

    • @hunterculpepper1973
      @hunterculpepper1973 7 месяцев назад

      Ironically I could see this happening with me or something fucker even has my name I love this

  • @adrianrojo2
    @adrianrojo2 4 года назад +2243

    Imagine if he makes a “when your skits crossover”

    • @redacted8418
      @redacted8418 4 года назад +22

      Tbh I would love to see that

    • @yadsewnde
      @yadsewnde 4 года назад +68

      It's just him editing a video full of people that are just him while being interrupted by numerous characters who want a shot at coming back because they all know it's gonna be the next big thing 😂😂 honestly if he did like a zoom call about this with everyone arguing about all the backgrounds being the same even though they by themselves I'd lose it

    • @Wayward_Warlock
      @Wayward_Warlock 4 года назад +3

      @@yadsewnde Does he have enough costumes/clothing for that though? haha

    • @ziggiey
      @ziggiey 4 года назад +40

      ON GOD IM WAITING FOR THE DAY HES DOING A SKIT THEN TIME LOOP GUY COMES IN "hey, im here for the interview?"

    • @sabi2955
      @sabi2955 4 года назад +7

      HEY, I'M HERE FOR THE INTERVIEW?

  • @Tag_the_3RD
    @Tag_the_3RD 4 года назад +7575

    “I had no clue they helped a woman birth all these packages”
    *Mfs after 1 year of online schooling*

    • @hikatenmaiafu4391
      @hikatenmaiafu4391 4 года назад +61

      @slick "you see where there could be some confusion tho right?"

    • @legendarytronic7774
      @legendarytronic7774 4 года назад +30

      @@hikatenmaiafu4391 *"NO!"*

    • @legendarytronic7774
      @legendarytronic7774 4 года назад +31

      @@hikatenmaiafu4391 *"Do you have a exchange policy for babies?"*

    • @marocthekid4016
      @marocthekid4016 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/y1HnSoMOJck/видео.html, wtf🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jstandards766
      @jstandards766 4 года назад

      😂🤣😂😂😭😭

  • @CrypticalC
    @CrypticalC 4 года назад +5392

    “ I know he was born there, I was there. Now find the address and deliver it there” 😂

    • @theintingcat
      @theintingcat 4 года назад +94

      That is indeed something that was said in the video. I might have missed it if you hadn't typed it out for me. Thanks!

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix 4 года назад +27

      thats the part that fw me the most because the extensive process of it for no reason. so look he got up from his bed, went into the garage and got into his vehicle, turned the vehicle on, backed out the garage, did a uturn, started driving, pulled up to the hospital and mind you while driving there he having thoughts, "I'm a dad now", "what am I gon do" he driving, excited, contemplating his new life with the baby, in the middle of the night on the way to the hospital to his wife and soon child. He checked in at the front. he doesn't have a pen on him so he asks the clerk to borrow her pen to check in. he took the elevator to the floor in which his wife was on. mind you the hospital is a relatively large structure. the elevator ride he took was even more tense than the car ride was , he's contemplating "what am i going to name my child", " i hope its a boy". the elevator music is playing, helpful in this moment as it calms his anxiety. he steps out the elevator and nearly bumps into someone and apologizes now makes his way past several people to get to his wifes room. so now he sat there in his chair at the hospital , observing, bored and cold for hours. wife delivers the baby and they both get up and leave without the child.

    • @marocthekid4016
      @marocthekid4016 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/y1HnSoMOJck/видео.html, wtf🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Skywalker7C
      @Skywalker7C 4 года назад +12

      The quote is not even right.

    • @M-d_7065
      @M-d_7065 4 года назад +2

      @@wavematrix "I hope its a boy" bruh Caleb doesn't looks Asian to me 😂

  • @Andersonvsk
    @Andersonvsk 4 года назад +839

    I was waiting for him to say: "I want to talk to your manager".

    • @harryn3690
      @harryn3690 4 года назад +2

      Then we will truly be equal.

    • @harryn3690
      @harryn3690 4 года назад +3

      Let’s ALL demand to talk to the manager!

    • @thedarkknight9193
      @thedarkknight9193 4 года назад +9

      It has been 3 days since this comment and you are not hired as Co owner of this channel.
      Depressing.

  • @ironmanzelda15
    @ironmanzelda15 4 года назад +348

    There is only one Caleb in each shot because they're all social distancing from each other right now. So cool that they've found a way to still make content despite the pandemic!

  • @leaf0080
    @leaf0080 4 года назад +180

    This took the sentence "My parents didn't show up when I was Born" to reality

  • @KxNGFeel
    @KxNGFeel 2 года назад +1

    This the point where you hold their baby tight and cry because you know the baby will have a hard hard life.

  • @ckittle3969
    @ckittle3969 4 года назад +2367

    Caleb be careful, your son might end up becoming an overpowered villain.

    • @camceus
      @camceus 4 года назад +9

      I liked the comment then unliked because it’s at 69 but we all know that never lasts

    • @babz527
      @babz527 4 года назад +2

      I seen you in 2 other comment sections

    • @zevil1999
      @zevil1999 4 года назад +19

      And had to fight with a platypus

    • @musicandhope3379
      @musicandhope3379 4 года назад +16

      Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated~

    • @justanotherdude_
      @justanotherdude_ 4 года назад +2

      Hi I'm here for the interview

  • @darkideal8891
    @darkideal8891 4 года назад +741

    Caleb: He wasn't delivered?!?!? My day is ruined and my disappointment Is immeasurable...

    • @ultralinguistics3083
      @ultralinguistics3083 4 года назад +4

      Caleb: Upset and confused why Caleb doesn't understand the other 'delivered' terminology

    • @crowofjudgement4718
      @crowofjudgement4718 4 года назад +4

      *my dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @FFFitzmerald
      @FFFitzmerald 4 года назад

      Wait was this a Jaiden animation saying you said?

    • @SwastikSwarupDas
      @SwastikSwarupDas 4 года назад +1

      @@FFFitzmerald no, its a Reporteroftheweek, or ReviewBrah

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 4 года назад +1

      Samuel Gyan
      *gets meme format messed up*
      me: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

  • @panteleimonponomorenko1234
    @panteleimonponomorenko1234 4 года назад +7363

    Everyone is just ignoring that this man is watching Tom and Jerry.

    • @SS-pq9ci
      @SS-pq9ci 4 года назад +521

      If there's one kid's show that's okay for an adult to watch, it's Tom and Jerry.

    • @faizmanito
      @faizmanito 4 года назад +155

      i guess there’s a lot of uncultured swine😔

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 года назад +313

      You recognized that from just one scream? Count me impressed.

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 4 года назад +221

      BRUH I caught on as soon as I heard Tom’s scream!

    • @RhodieSlayer
      @RhodieSlayer 4 года назад +79

      tom & jerry is one of the GOAT

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 2 года назад +8

    I thought they were going to argue about the parents abanonding the baby to go up for adoption. They flat out just figured it'd be shipped to them, lol. I love how these always subvert my expectations.

  • @shadowstar937
    @shadowstar937 4 года назад +4406

    I ain’t get a confirmation email or nothing

  • @mimigreenz
    @mimigreenz 4 года назад +689

    “And i ain’t get a confirmation email or nuthiiin!” 😂😂

  • @JancoegMan
    @JancoegMan 4 года назад +307

    Just hate when they never send the confirmation email pufftt...

  • @HeroesRiseUp
    @HeroesRiseUp 2 года назад +1

    “You see where they could be some confusion though right..?”

  • @alymationz7908
    @alymationz7908 4 года назад +588

    1960 : we will have flying cars
    2020 : *babies delivered by drones*

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 4 года назад

      Alymationz
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @taz1318
      @taz1318 4 года назад

      By birds..aka storks

  • @10265_lego_pls
    @10265_lego_pls 4 года назад +8523

    Nurse: okay we are going to deliver your baby
    Dad: actually we'd like him to keep his liver

  • @anasianonyt
    @anasianonyt 4 года назад +520

    The look on the doctor’s face when the guy said “you guys have an exchange policy for babies?” xD

    • @foalie23
      @foalie23 4 года назад +16

      The look on Caleb's face when he said that to himself 🤣

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад

      That's not a doctor you idiot that's Caleb acting, or you didn't realise that sooner ?

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад +1

      You're the reason why kids shouldn't watch comedy videos since you can't understand what solo acting is

    • @bobbywatson942
      @bobbywatson942 4 года назад +4

      skellyaart Instagram YOU’re the reason kids shouldn’t watch comedy, the doctor is his character and Asiatiko was obviously talking about that

    • @mohamedjama1933
      @mohamedjama1933 4 года назад +4

      skellyaart Instagram wtf is wrong with you🤦🏾‍♂️😭 he’s obviously joking smh

  • @commenterimjustacommenter
    @commenterimjustacommenter Год назад +1

    Don't you love when your hospital has a lightsaber and an nes as decoration.

  • @jaivangordon5966
    @jaivangordon5966 4 года назад +2310

    Doctor: The baby has been delivered?
    Caleb: I didn’t get a confirmation email or NOTHING!

    • @ILikeNiceMusic
      @ILikeNiceMusic 4 года назад +26

      Yeah im pretty sure we saw the video

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад +15

      I think we sure as hell did watch the same video, imagine just copying 2 dialogues and adding nothing to it still getting 200 likes....unorignality at its best

    • @Joshuaxiong2
      @Joshuaxiong2 4 года назад +3

      skellyaart Instagram I know, odd.

    • @BombBoyisRad
      @BombBoyisRad 4 года назад +28

      Why do people get so mad just because he said what was in the video it's still funny even in text form

    • @KizerMoore
      @KizerMoore 4 года назад +31

      @@livetochange974 y'all niggas weird. It was a funny line, he just saying this part made him laugh. He not the first person to do this in ANY comment section. Y'all really just blew the vibe for no reason.

  • @Serpico_Digg
    @Serpico_Digg 4 года назад +1070

    Dr.Caleb: "Every hospital uses that terminology!!!"
    Father Caleb: "Apparently Amazon does too"
    💀💀💀

    • @ezz7862
      @ezz7862 4 года назад +12

      Dr father lol

    • @RitCore
      @RitCore 4 года назад +7

      “Our Father”....🥺

    • @benaiaheugene4343
      @benaiaheugene4343 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад +1

      Caleb still isn't a father you moron he dosent even show his gf if he has one

    • @Insidious_NX
      @Insidious_NX 4 года назад +1

      @@livetochange974 He definitely has one. Kimmie D

  • @bruh-mx2hf
    @bruh-mx2hf 4 года назад +3955

    Caleb: Babe!??
    ???: *woman's voice*
    Me: Impossible.

    • @anxeoni3292
      @anxeoni3292 4 года назад +273

      that’s his girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Rezafeild
      @Rezafeild 4 года назад +238

      LovelyPeaches she through his burger out his caaaarrr 🎶

    • @Im_Nier
      @Im_Nier 4 года назад +76

      Sounds like Kimmie D to me.

    • @hamdi744
      @hamdi744 4 года назад +18

      Im Nier yep that’s her

    • @Omnipresentponi
      @Omnipresentponi 4 года назад +42

      @@Rezafeild he didnt think that she could go so far 🎶

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 3 года назад +7

    Caleb leaving the hospital, expecting his baby to be delivered, is exactly why his kids gonna grow up fighting a platypus

  • @reneeshototodoroki4936
    @reneeshototodoroki4936 4 года назад +4850

    “I am dead serious.”
    “ ThEy NoT ThE sAmE ThInG”
    😂💀😂

  • @Protendo
    @Protendo 4 года назад +276

    At least the parents showed up for his birth, my man Doof can’t say the same.

    • @drnolegs797
      @drnolegs797 4 года назад +12

      At least he has perry.

    • @Big_3000
      @Big_3000 4 года назад +5

      Protendo for real. All he had to use was the Birthinator tho.

    • @StayedAway
      @StayedAway 4 года назад +3

      😢😢

    • @tmas-yv1nr
      @tmas-yv1nr 4 года назад +5

      Phineas and Ferb lore is crazy

    • @ericchang8176
      @ericchang8176 4 года назад +2

      Damn, that is the burn of all burns.

  • @dablackvenom7748
    @dablackvenom7748 4 года назад +97

    “It all started in the day of my birth, both of my parents failed to show up” - Heinz Doofenshmirtz

  • @abdel4455
    @abdel4455 3 года назад +1

    I didn't think I could be caught off guard any more until I saw that last part

  • @WitchVulgar
    @WitchVulgar 4 года назад +632

    "Do you have an exchange policy for babies?"
    Caleb's really sounding like my dad when I misbehaved as a child

    • @jojotag5344
      @jojotag5344 4 года назад +3

      well thats dark

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад +3

      Oh no lying about your past to get 500 likes and attention...I'm sorry if you don't get any in real life but refrain from making jokes about child abuse

    • @SeigiEmiya
      @SeigiEmiya 4 года назад +13

      @@livetochange974 Are you ok ? You seem very angry in all these comments

    • @ShoulderMonster
      @ShoulderMonster 4 года назад +10

      @@livetochange974 Dude... For all you know, OP is speaking from experience. Or even maybe, he was actually abused as a child and is choosing to make light of it.
      I still cry over my dead dad but that doesn't stop me from making or laughing at dead dad jokes. I don't know if you or someone you know is a victim of abuse, and sorry for that, but keep in mind different people have different ways of coping.
      I can understand where some jokes can be out of line and hurtful, but this joke doesn't strike me as one of them.

    • @noyes8882
      @noyes8882 4 года назад +5

      skellyaart Instagram i find it funny and I have been beat by my dad

  • @Oliwarder
    @Oliwarder 4 года назад +784

    • and in the future this child became overpowered protagonist/villains

    • @SultanxD
      @SultanxD 4 года назад +3

      This is exactly what i thought ! Like in 2040 , the children is gonna be overpower that they can't be kidnapped at all !

    • @ocean_demon
      @ocean_demon 4 года назад +13

      So you mean doofenshmirtz?

    • @SilverGunner
      @SilverGunner 4 года назад

      Villain most likely.

    • @Oliwarder
      @Oliwarder 4 года назад +1

      @@ocean_demon Actually, I mean character from the last Caleb's vid.

    • @Oliwarder
      @Oliwarder 4 года назад +1

      @@SultanxD Yeah, if only they will not kidnap adults. What a twist, ha.

  • @hewhobattles8869
    @hewhobattles8869 4 года назад +3045

    "I have never heard thF word used like that in my entire life.."
    And at this point i am done. It's 1am and i gotta go to work. So let me just go to sleep and rewatch this later. Because this man just broke through to a whole new level of....idek what to call this. Goodnight

    • @hectichive889
      @hectichive889 4 года назад +49

      Good night my man... It’s 2:00 am where I’m at

    • @antoniofechita2864
      @antoniofechita2864 4 года назад +56

      Good night online stranger

    • @jquannjones
      @jquannjones 4 года назад +41

      Sleep tight online citizen. I too should go to bed

    • @_zaaya-t-dp_6736
      @_zaaya-t-dp_6736 4 года назад +13

      Lol it's midnight where I'm at, I might need to be bed but who knows
      I do
      I knows
      I go bed bye now

    • @Yaser-ih2cx
      @Yaser-ih2cx 4 года назад +3

      Hectic Hive have a nightmare

  • @jacobbehring6532
    @jacobbehring6532 3 года назад +2

    "I didn't get a conformation email"

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 4 года назад +553

    *2 years after caleb's video*
    "Amazon is announcing their new Cub Curb app! We drive right to your door step and hand you your special little angel. And don't worry, was the package misplaced, mishandled, or unwanted for a refund? No worries! Our agents are just a drive away from compensating you and fixing our mistake with a press of a button!
    And if you have Amazon Prime, we'll even apply them to our Future Amazon Corp job list where they'll be ensured a spot within the company at the age of 14!
    Cub Curb, the *Right* way to deliver babies!"

    • @TwinBigBoss
      @TwinBigBoss 4 года назад +22

      We joke about this now until that one specific person figures out a way to make this shit work for real lol

    • @istoleurfaceha3527
      @istoleurfaceha3527 4 года назад +3

      Elon would make this work if he wanted to lmao

    • @utter7465
      @utter7465 4 года назад

      XD

    • @kayz6124
      @kayz6124 4 года назад +2

      Why does this sound so real

    • @emmanuelmoreno8596
      @emmanuelmoreno8596 4 года назад +3

      This nigga said refund

  • @Alexbuddd
    @Alexbuddd 4 года назад +2397

    Was he watching Tom and Jerry at the start? 😂

    • @medievalknight9519
      @medievalknight9519 4 года назад +243

      Lmaooo I recognise that unholy skreem

    • @br2147
      @br2147 4 года назад +16

      Lmao

    • @chilepeulla
      @chilepeulla 4 года назад +70

      This is low key the funniest part of the video for me, so damn ingenious

    • @shadowneji03
      @shadowneji03 4 года назад +4

      Yessss 😂

    • @pg14s
      @pg14s 4 года назад +3

      Yes

  • @taemint_xingmi
    @taemint_xingmi 4 года назад +330

    “We never got him. He was never delivered here. And I ain’t get a confirmation email or nothing!” 😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @Zeldamarie1482
      @Zeldamarie1482 4 года назад

      Yo I got nice toes

    • @nyx-9445
      @nyx-9445 4 года назад

      He's think buying think online same about a baby born

  • @happypotato9704
    @happypotato9704 3 года назад +6

    If I ever became a doctor, I would dream for this moment.

  • @PlutoKunn
    @PlutoKunn 4 года назад +203

    Dang I hate when these doctors won’t deliver the baby

  • @mateoawesome3241
    @mateoawesome3241 4 года назад +650

    This is why Doofenshmirtz had no parents at birth

    • @AuruniTV
      @AuruniTV 4 года назад +17

      Parents didnt show up to his birth

    • @jimbo8818
      @jimbo8818 4 года назад +11

      I was raised by a family of ocelots

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 4 года назад +17

      My best friend was a balloon.

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад +2

      Who is dpofenshmirtz?

    • @sweetweebygoodness8693
      @sweetweebygoodness8693 4 года назад +16

      @@livetochange974 you poor uncultured soul

  • @juniorgunter7123
    @juniorgunter7123 4 года назад +4662

    There's a tik tok that basically lip synced this entire skit. This is why I hate some of the people on that app.

    • @sakareeh
      @sakareeh 4 года назад +562

      Ugh plagerizers

    • @amoora2235
      @amoora2235 4 года назад +89

      wait. can u send the link of the video, please. i wanna see it

    • @geordstar1532
      @geordstar1532 3 года назад +44

      68th like, I feel like Red skull now

    • @chrisb1499
      @chrisb1499 3 года назад +32

      @@geordstar1532 69 likes now 😏

    • @rogan4338
      @rogan4338 3 года назад +235

      Without giving credit?

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart 2 года назад +6

    The fact that he's just watching Tom & Jerry at home chilling while waiting for his baby to be delivered makes this 10x funnier. 🤣

  • @takhellambamanindro939
    @takhellambamanindro939 4 года назад +300

    *"I had no clue they helped a woman birth all these packages"*
    I'm deceased😂😂😂

  • @persiankingish
    @persiankingish 4 года назад +375

    Caleb's search history:
    "How to put a key inside of a banana"

    • @zeegamingbros9118
      @zeegamingbros9118 4 года назад +35

      How ya do it is you first steal the key before you steal it then peel the banana the put the key inside of the banana then you use the time stone to turn back time on the banana and the banana only so the key stays inside and the banana is unpeeled
      Your welcome

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 4 года назад +3

      Ayush Kumar
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @denki3948
      @denki3948 4 года назад +6

      That one was mad funny

    • @kehlanijauregui1017
      @kehlanijauregui1017 4 года назад

      Ayush Kumar it’s a reference to another video

  • @octatoniccs
    @octatoniccs 4 года назад +484

    Imagine this on call at some point: “You know what if you ain’t gonna deliver him then we will cancel the order. He was ugly anyways!”

    • @pi_za8214
      @pi_za8214 4 года назад +14

      XxJustAGirlxX that’s what my parents did to me but the doctor could hear them...

    • @mizzpicklezz
      @mizzpicklezz 4 года назад +2

      LOL!!!

  • @sethreign8103
    @sethreign8103 3 года назад +1

    Plot twist. His day job is a csr at a calling center and this bit was inspired by an actual call he had to handle.

  • @brandonowens6334
    @brandonowens6334 4 года назад +263

    Guys not only did he think they were delivering their child to the house, his girl did too 😭. Kim gave birth to a child and left it there.

    • @gbird5000
      @gbird5000 4 года назад +1

      Classic Kim move 😂

    • @reshnar751
      @reshnar751 4 года назад +3

      Kim delivered* a child and left it there

    • @brandonowens6334
      @brandonowens6334 4 года назад

      Wow triple digits. Thanks guys. I've never received this many lol

    • @brandonowens6334
      @brandonowens6334 4 года назад

      @@reshnar751 Yes of course 😭

  • @falsehcf
    @falsehcf 4 года назад +8322

    -he doesn’t clickbait
    -he’s entertaining
    -his skits don’t waste time with random extra scenes
    Boys we have found the perfect RUclipsr

    • @unkownboi67is_unavailable62
      @unkownboi67is_unavailable62 4 года назад +243

      When will they deliver him though?

    • @ojutay8375
      @ojutay8375 4 года назад +185

      So you just gonna ignore RDC1, Griffey, and ProZD

    • @theoverreactor7435
      @theoverreactor7435 4 года назад +56

      -he's super hot
      i mean, what?

    • @jamescordero9940
      @jamescordero9940 4 года назад +55

      @@ojutay8375 griffy not that funny

    • @laughingkoffin
      @laughingkoffin 4 года назад +13

      Let him grow a bit more, you will find him giving away his merchandise while promoting a site/brand

  • @basedshadowdon
    @basedshadowdon 4 года назад +1022

    I edited this so you can wonder why this has so many likes 😉

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 4 года назад +15

      Only up to a certain time before they're born.

    • @ZealStarMedia
      @ZealStarMedia 4 года назад +5

      BasedShadowDon
      Abort and do over.

    • @tem1461
      @tem1461 4 года назад +1

      MoJo Claw 😭✋ hahah noo.. 💀

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад +1

      @Ted Baruli wish your parents sold you there instead then I would like to see you joke about it kid

    • @protoxx22
      @protoxx22 4 года назад +3

      @@livetochange974 the man is making a joke idiot chill tf out

  • @mitchelljulius5875
    @mitchelljulius5875 3 года назад +1

    Yeah, I can see where the confusion is... "Deliver.'

  • @pxrxy
    @pxrxy 4 года назад +280

    I finally understand why it's called Calebcity, because he's the only person in the city.

    • @sharktiff1
      @sharktiff1 4 года назад +12

      pxrxy there was a woman in the background that he insinuates lives with him

    • @MerlinTheCommenter
      @MerlinTheCommenter 4 года назад +3

      @@sharktiff1 it sounds like it could be a sitcom "Married to Caleb"
      Or even more clickbaity: "Caleb-Wife"

    • @TheoDice
      @TheoDice 4 года назад +5

      But he has so many characters, its like the Simpsons where only like 5 people voice the whole city

    • @johnv5827
      @johnv5827 4 года назад +2

      @@sharktiff1 the voice in the background is probably his girlfriend Kimmie D