Terrible Melee Tier Lists (Stream Highlight)
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- Опубликовано: 21 июл 2023
- I very recently attended a Melee major in the UK called Fête 3 so I've had Melee on the brain lately, it was extremely fun but while I wait for my voice to recover from screaming at Melee I figured I'd do another one of these stream highlight vids, been ages since I made one and they're always a ton of fun.
If you've never caught one of these streams or a previous stream highlight vid, this is basically how I'd rank the Melee characters in relation to scenarios that have basically nothing to do with Melee, also Mario is evil
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My favorite thing about these tierlists is that you're basically playing Tomodachi with an internet browser and your imagination
Like the parasocial version of a pen and paper rpg.
LMFAOOO
“I’ve never written a fanfic” says Big Yellow, all the while creating melee fanfiction lmao
Also says the man who wrote an entire Five Nights at Freddy’s fanfiction to get an A on his English assignment
Roy is one of those cis dudes who is well meaning and defends his friends by saying "Hey, her pronouns are they/them!"
i really love the dumb little storylines you've made with these tierlists
luigi being a basement dwelling 4chan gremlin and then turning his life around and becoming a genuinely nice guy, popo being in a bad place and nana helping him out of it, and mario seeming like your average run-of-the-mill everyman but actually being a horrible person and slowly being more and more vocal about it and also kinda ruining his life are all strangely compelling
I feel like Ness is getting a storyline, too. My best read is that while he and Young Link both fell into holes of the internet, Young Link's mostly stuck in the 'safe and innocent but weird and possibly fucking up his development' areas, while Ness fell into the 'edgy dudebro gamers to far-right bigotry' pipeline and has only recently realized the problem and started doing better.
The Donkey Kong lore is insane.
Like, I aspire to be the person Donkey Kong is.
Even though DK lives a below average life, he still is happy about everything. I like to think the death of Funky sent DK into a dark depression, but instead of succumbing to his grief, he chose to view live as a gift, one that can be taken at any point. He knows his brother live his life to the fullest, so in honor of that, DK chooses to spend each day valuing the life he has.
idk why but Mario's Icon on the tier list looks so pissed and that fits him so well due to how much of an incel he is considered
i absolutely think mario would be the kind of guy to say some horrible stuff like "you will NEVER be a boy" but to like a trans girl so it flip flops to being oddly comforting and he wouldn't realize it
Mario attempting to be hateful but consistently being really bad at it is a really funny concept tbh
@@BigYellowSilly maybe one day he'll figure it out... naaahhh.
@@SkyanUltraFiguring it out requires him to know what he's talking about, which I think we've already established is beyond him
ness was pressured into being homophobic but then he found out tony and that one kid in his treehouse were both gay and said “nah, imma do my own thing”
2:50 The entire time you were explaining, I was just thinking... "So.. m2k? Mewtwo is just m2k?"
It does make sense
i love your weirdly specific melee head canons lol. it almost feels like you're projecting real life people you know onto them sometimes in a good way. you get these fictional cool flashy characters and just describe what theyd do in mundane situations is just really funny.
I come up with the coolest dude in my head and just go "yeah, Popo from Melee that's the guy"
@@BigYellowSilly I can definitely tell you took inspiration from a certain player for your fox headcanons
@@BigYellowSilly you could make a sitcom out of all these personalities
I feel like all the True Crime podcasts in the Mushroom Kingdom are ABOUT Peach, though.
I don't think they'd be brave enough to focus on her but she is definitely tied to a crime or two
Mario is just the scapegoat.
Love that Popo is on the upturn. He's someone you can root for now. He's not perfect, but he's trying to work on himself and you can respect that.
Also I know a He/They Bisexual and he has big Luigi vibes.
Ganondorf is absolutely the World’s Largest Bisexual leather daddy and if he weren’t socially pressured by his role as the one man ™ he would be leading the parade
The entire zelda franchise is about what would be a bisexual power throuple that horribly and repeatedly misunderstands each others advances.
@@skinnysnorlax1876I have never seen a more correct explanation of the Zelda series
@@SmoothieRed also peach and bowser are a couple and mario is just part of their *extremely* elaborate cuck fantasies
@@skinnysnorlax1876 someone get this person a job at game theory
Ganondorf can't attend due to Outstanding Obligations, but he keeps tabs on the major events from a distance. Anyone who tries to start major trouble ends up on his "To Do: Crimes" list.
Mario:"I just don't get why it needs to be a whole month"
Mewtwo needs to stop being such a fucking mood
This is definitely the most useful tier list. And there is literally 0 reason to think half of these should go in whatever category they are put in, but it just kind of makes you go "Yeah sure why not"
"I've never written a fanfic" you say, actively engaged in creating fanfiction with these storylines.
6:53 Link is a Dhalsim player because he loves having tools for every situation and needing to use the right ones
I feel so called out by your description of a Peach as a “true crime bitch”. I was just watching one of those terrible JCS at home videos before I put yours on…
I had one on in the background while editing this I'm no better tbh
The funny part it's that I agreed with every placement about these hypothetical situations of these fan interpretation of characters from a specific non canon game
I like how dk is just an absolute god while still being a massive goober
What names do you think Mario would call the vending machine or who would he blame it on if his snack got stuck in it?
Mario would punch the vending machine but hurt his hand really bad and then tell people he'd sue but not go through with it
I don't know why, but watching Mario go from being just some guy to slowly becoming the very manifestation of hate itself is extremely amusing to me.
I love the idea of dk hanging up a big lesbian flag without knowing what it is
3:08 I'm marking this timestamp for anyone who wants to see it
Also DK is totally that unreasonably cracked Lily player who takes sets off pros but doesn't do so consistently enough to be a known quantity.
Bold move to describe the Icies as anything other than T4T
nah they're divorced
Roy would make the "I see no difference. Love is love" image
Doctor Mario is an AU version of Mario where he never found 4chan
i like the idea of you and small yellow having this goku and vegeta like rivalry where you are motivated by constantly being one uped
YES MORE NONSENSE TIERLISTS
Ok this tierlist is amazing and all (haven't watched the vid yet) but @ 0:36 WHAT KIND OF MONSTER PUTS A HAPPY FACE IN THAT DIRECTION MAKE IT FACE THE CORRECT WAY OR SO HELP ME GOD
I'm left handed that's why my happy faces are like that
Mario going from really boring uninsteresting guy to bigot is just the standard dudebro youtuber pipeline
Also I feel like Bowser would say something casually homophobic once but then one of his kids would come out as gay and he would instantly become the world's biggest ally
It was Larry. It was 100% Larry.
@@SomeAsian I feel like Larry would be the only cishet koopaling lol
@@SomeAsian I'd say it's either Wendy or Morton
lets fokin gooooooo!!!!!
these are my favorite kinds of videos :D
not just in your channel, but like, in general, your sense of humor and vibe readings are just *chef's kiss*
I love that Mario is basically DSP
12:40 its so funny you bring that up, cause I did that exact same thing back in my 9th grade Language Arts class back in 2017-18 (I don't remember the exact time frame but it was during that school year)
It was pretty much a Sister Location fanfiction based around stuff I made up for after the ending of the game. I don't remember much about it other than it gave me a good grade for that assignment and the teacher liked the ending for it
every time the donkey kong dancing animation happens in one of these i laugh uncontrollably. the comedic timing on it is always perfect
12:24 "I don’t know if I have autism" >talks about writing a Fnaf fanfiction immediately after
As an autistic person yellow gives me major autism vibes (affectionate)
Donkey Kong would probably hang the most sus ass flag ever created because he doesnt understand the connotation and just likes the cool eagle on the front
That or he makes his own flag to fit in and everyone's just confused cause they don't know what it's for
@@BigYellowSillyit is a png of his banana horde and him in front of it, because he vaguely understands the joke about bananas being slang for dick
Mario is basically the villain of these tierlists
Nearly he's like slightly too pathetic and feeble to be a villian
I'm such a Luigi when it comes to productivity
Also Falcon would 100% be active inside the alpha male tiktok sphere
Can't wait for the Ice Climbers arc to complete and for Popo to become as cool as Nana is.
Fox would be closeted bi until Wolf's sheer gay energy is too much to bear in secret.
Ness and DK are literally me when it comes to productivity and art.
I’ve played a smash game exactly once and I’m a complete outsider to melee, but somehow a lot of these batshit insane headcanons make sense to me. Like, of course Peach listens to true crime while filing her taxes, of course Donkey Kong would feel the need to become a criminal after not paying for parking once and of course Zelda sneaks out to pride parades as Sheik. Tbh I’d love to see your inimitable thought process applied to other media you’ve covered :)
I love the headcanon of Mario just being a huge asshole. It's unreasonably funny.
Rest in peace Funky Kong, may you have ran your last drug ring
The idea of Doc being Mario: The Good Ending™ is something i love
So what I'm seeing is that Dr.Mario is canonicaly Mario and regular Mario is Game Theory Mario.
cant believe you casually and partially called Peach a fujoshi
We love her for it
I like that Luigi is canonically bisexual with Superstar Saga, and supportive of Mario if he's wearing Peach's wedding dress in Odyssey.
I would disagree with Mario being anti-LGBT considering he's been kissed by 2 trans women in the Paper Mario series, and helped one of them get out of an abusive family, but if Dr Mario is separate, Paper Mario would be too.
paper mario is the coolest mario no question
"Luigi you live in doodoo because of WOMEN" i need a tattoo of that across my arm
Mario in official Nintendo lore: Funny bing bing wahoo man of Italian descent; heroic and kind to everyone
Mario in Big Yellow lore: An utterly horrible person in every sense of the term and general misanthrope
I wish to hear about why PoPo kicks ass at Mario Krat, especially considering his reputation on this channel
Ganondorf is the mascot of gay wrath month
Hbox screaming in fear at Donkey Kong just. It just feels good.
"Sixteen stab wounds and a boo-boo on his forehead."
Work tier list: I’m somewhere between the “randomly incredibly productive or unproductive” and “slow but consistently does good work” tiers. I struggle to get in the headspace to actually do work, but if I ever get there, I just do a big massive burst. If I want to write something, I might get hung up on my next sentence or just not want to write that day, then write the entire rest of the scene in one go once I finally get over that hurdle.
20:00 Local Ape Goes Bananas.
did they beat the bedbugs allegations
I believe they did it seems the accommodation was bugless, someone had a mushroom tho which I was a lil jealous of
12:22 As someone with autism I say this with the utmost affection and praise: Yellow, you are one of the most autistic content creators I've ever seen.
I can back this up yellow. positive autistic energies abound
Legos, Smogon, fighting games, yeah I confirm that those are autistic traits and I praise it.
"i don't have fanfiction"
pulls fanfiction out of drawer that is literally right next to you lmao
Ness would definitely be the "i have a gay best friend, i can say the f-slur" guy
Big Yellow and Coney both having the Luke Cam is phenomenal
An unrelated thought, but if i had the time and/or energy, i want to make animated scenarios based on this.
I already have an idea for shutin mario.
I love the visual Minecraft analogy
Mario would just be the one christian protester at the parade, and after realizing nobody's paying attention to him he just gives up and leaves
Popo takes like 8 days to clean his room before nana comes over but it’s spotless
This is genuinely one of my favorite types of videos ever, it is such a specific niche but it is exactly the niche I need in my life
Big yellow videos are what I live for
fete was ace, was awesome meeting you and all the top tier smashers and way more fun than my already high expectations :)
p.s. watch this space, ur looking at the winner of mario party 5 decathlon for fete 4 😎
Ghost Trick music 10 seconds in, I'm already impressed
lynne's theme my beloved
I always associate it with "Haha, I died again!"
Omg Big Yellow upload ❤
I love the lil Donkey Kong segments
Ganon is absolutely pan, king of darkness willing to fuck anything and everyone 😭
why are these all true and canon 100% of the time its incredible
My dad worked at Melee so I have insider knowledge
Goddammit, Mario is back to his destructive antics again.
Big Yellow with the luke cam goes so hard
I think pichu would be like the absolute biggest criminal but he would be TOO CUTE to arrest.
Always love these. The reasoning and lore is amazing!
3:08 man hungrybox memes are always hilarious
I was just thinking "man a big yellow upload would be nice right now" and this shows up in my feed.
Edit: wait wtf happened to Funky Kong? did I miss an important part of big yellow lore?
Love the consistent Mario slander on your livestreams. The red man had it coming for years
The Ghost Trick music has been recognized, and appreciated
Best series is back baby lets gooooooo
What a delight to wake up to
Absolutely love to see more tier lists
Incredible
I love how wholesome this is
My eyes literally widened when I saw this video in my recommended because I knew I had 28 minutes and 13 seconds of the best types of videos
Hidden commenter was so right, that little autism happy clap at 15:55 is all the confirmation needed.
i love the new Luke cam, it's a great bit
The good brain juices flowed forth hearing even the *smallest* tinkle of Sophisticated Fight at 3:21 and compelled me to morb all over the comments about it, you a Kiseki/Trails fan Big Yellow?
Watching this video in the background as I study but getting distracted by it... I feel extremely called out 😂
Unironically big yellow has the nicest looking room out of any RUclipsr out there
nana really said "I can fix him" and wasn't lying
these videos are so cute and entertaining lol, thank you for the content that ill probably sleep to for tonight ^^
Dude I was just rewatching the other tier lists WTF
One thing about the Pride tierlist, Luigi and Bowser are absolutely a couple.
I love these so much!
big yellow really hit link with the "i know what you are"
i woke up in the middle of the night feeling queasy and watching this video made it go away instantly, thanks big yellow 👍
I hope to see more tier lists like this from you in the future.