TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE: Is It Deep or Dumb? - Wisecrack Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 31 май 2024
  • Team America: World Police is a searing political satire that critiques conservative war hawks, Hollywood elites, and everyone in between. Also, puppet sex. But is this film a nuanced, smart take on American politics, or just a hilariously filthy puppet show? Let’s find out in this Wisecrack Edition on Team America: Is It Deep or Dumb?
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  • @MrCornWolf
    @MrCornWolf 4 года назад +2435

    I'm so sick of RUclips having "naughty" words censored like it's network television.

    • @MrCornWolf
      @MrCornWolf 4 года назад +228

      @Logan Waltz doesn't make me any less sick of it. I find it ironic though that a channel that seems to want to buck against the system and status quo, atleast that's what I take away from their analysis of things, is self censoring themselves to appease the corporate over lords. We need some "tegridy" on youtube

    • @unncommonsense
      @unncommonsense 4 года назад +82

      @@MrCornWolf I agree, but I also respect them getting paid.

    • @BigHenFor
      @BigHenFor 4 года назад +76

      @@MrCornWolf Then you pay for it. Something tells me that you aren't one of this channel's patrons but, you want them to risk their living to fulfil your aesthetic requirements? Pay up or shut up. Google and their like exist to make profits and advertisers call the tune. They don't want their products associated with potty mouthed youtubers. Fact. So either, we the audience have to live with that. So, our only choice is to accept that, or patronise channels that want to go down that route because what we want costs money. You want high fidelity sound and pictures, you want clips, and you want content that doesn't sound or look like a Tik Toc film, fine. But that costs money.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 4 года назад +21

      Come the revolution, the board of directors of RUclips will be the first up against the wall.

    • @willhiggins9563
      @willhiggins9563 4 года назад +24

      Bring up with the sponsors. Their RUclips’s real customers and can get picky with what they advertise on.

  • @Bobsheaux
    @Bobsheaux 4 года назад +945

    "As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion."

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 4 года назад +71

      That was one of the best and most scathing criticisms of the movie. Celebrities using their celebrity status to waste or time with their worthless beliefs on topics and take away airtime from actual experts on those topics is one of my biggest pet peeves at least.

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux 4 года назад +46

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom
      *nods solemnly*
      Matt Damon.

    • @metaford3746
      @metaford3746 3 года назад +21

      Like the current celeb in COVID 19
      Badly singing about getting through the harsh and tuff life inside their 100 mil mansion without donating not even 1/10 of their network to healthcare and hospital

    • @mathiasheidenfelder6222
      @mathiasheidenfelder6222 3 года назад +3

      They were so far ahead of the time making fun of celebrities.

    • @Sorcerers_Apprentice
      @Sorcerers_Apprentice 3 года назад +7

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom Is that their fault, or the fault of the stupid people who elevate them and don't want to listen to actual experts, sending people like Dr. Andrew Fauci death threats?
      It cuts both ways too, George Clooney is married to a human rights lawyer and donates his own money to actual human rights issues, like paying satellite companies to take pictures of mass gravesites in war zones. Ronald Regan was an actor before he got into politics and became President.

  • @cyancyborg1477
    @cyancyborg1477 4 года назад +502

    This movie is essentially Spongebob saying, "We did it Patrick, we saved the city!"

  • @northeastoperations
    @northeastoperations 4 года назад +940

    The "Film Actors Guild" becomes more relevant each passing day

    • @redpillsatori3020
      @redpillsatori3020 4 года назад +54

      What a bunch of F. A. G. s

    • @superstarultra28
      @superstarultra28 3 года назад +30

      @steve jones Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 3 года назад +15

      Hollywoke go broke 💸💸💸

    • @giantsr1eva
      @giantsr1eva 3 года назад +4

      Red Pill Satori
      We elected a celebrity as president in 2016 and 50% of the country love him.

    • @kermitmurder5536
      @kermitmurder5536 3 года назад +4

      @@giantsr1eva no a lot less than half of the country love him he lost the popular vote dipshit. And he lost again shut your mouth.

  • @3AHoles
    @3AHoles 4 года назад +769

    "Matt Damon"
    -Matt Damon

  • @scottjohnson8284
    @scottjohnson8284 4 года назад +675

    "Why does Michael Bay get to keep making movies?" is the deepest song ever

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 4 года назад +52

      The worst thing about Michael Bay is that he can make great movies. Then he goes and makes a 100 god damn awful Transformer sequels.

    • @9HighFlyer9
      @9HighFlyer9 4 года назад +7

      The answer is that he makes mother fuckin' money

    • @Roman-zz4ep
      @Roman-zz4ep 4 года назад +5

      @@9HighFlyer9 Is that a reference to that one ERB video.

    • @Sorcerers_Apprentice
      @Sorcerers_Apprentice 4 года назад +10

      @@somethinglikethat2176 His movies were good when he had to work with editors and stay in budget to reign him in. After he became too popular and got unlimited budget and no limits, he just made every character loud and stupid and went crazy with explosions. There's nothing wrong with action or explosions, but after a while it gets boring or oversaturating, like eating your favorite meal every day or ten candy bars in one sitting.

    • @jamespaul9889
      @jamespaul9889 3 года назад +3

      @@Sorcerers_Apprentice Pearl Harbor sucked.

  • @giorgosmichael9142
    @giorgosmichael9142 4 года назад +178

    The only actor's opinion that matters is Matt Damon's.

  • @Romancefantasy
    @Romancefantasy 4 года назад +1057

    This movie is pure gold and more relevant today than ever before.

    • @tja9212
      @tja9212 4 года назад +13

      indeed. but i wouldnt give it a "kinda" deep. they din't got in that deep, because the movie is very complex.
      they totally ignored the singing kim jong, for example. that was heartbreaking :<
      it's a fantastic south park episode imo. and i wouldn't tell south park "kinda".
      but a very nice reflextion and refreshing of the topic.

    • @an4rk135
      @an4rk135 4 года назад

      F-zero91maru hey you don’t sound american!

    • @bvaldes3703
      @bvaldes3703 4 года назад +3

      I think it was pretty relevant when it was release. People forget, but that was a fucked up era

    • @stevevaughn2040
      @stevevaughn2040 4 года назад

      Glad to see this. My friend was lead puppeteer on the movie, did the sex scene puppets etc. A lot of the visual was done after dealing with reality of operating puppets or were happy mistakes (shark scene). The puppets, sadly, are rotting in a warehouse

    • @Ivan.A.Trulyuski
      @Ivan.A.Trulyuski 3 года назад +2

      Not really, Trump is anti world police.

  • @julius-stark
    @julius-stark 4 года назад +368

    The special effects in this movie really hold up. Kim Jong Il's panthers look so real.

    • @mikehawkertz9237
      @mikehawkertz9237 4 года назад +7

      Michael Freed are you trying to tell me thats not how terrorists speak?? 😧😰

    • @pfzht
      @pfzht 4 года назад +4

      @Michael Freed highly accurate depictions of Islamic terrorists. Missed opportunity to show them gangbanging a donkey...for increased realism.

    • @williamgolden839
      @williamgolden839 3 года назад +6

      I laughed so hard the first time I saw those Panthers

  • @masonschwalm2010
    @masonschwalm2010 4 года назад +838

    I never noticed the street croissants and I’ve seen that movie like 8-10 times. That’s hilarious.

    • @ZachBobBob
      @ZachBobBob 4 года назад +65

      Same with the Chinese takeaway boxes being buildings in North Korea. This movie somehow keeps getting funnier

    • @VagabondTE
      @VagabondTE 4 года назад +30

      I think I'm the only person who's ever notice that the North Korean musical theme has ping pong balls bouncing.

    • @jakubholic8769
      @jakubholic8769 4 года назад +13

      Palms made from dollar bills...

    • @josephhoward9631
      @josephhoward9631 4 года назад +9

      A Korean friend of mine told me the only accurate Korean line in the movie was when they yelled "Kill the American swine!" A line used in the last Brosnan James Bond film.

    • @SupermanBlack1987
      @SupermanBlack1987 4 года назад +2

      same

  • @josephhoward9631
    @josephhoward9631 4 года назад +253

    "That was bad intelligence. Bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E!"
    "I'm sorry."

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 4 года назад +17

      "Our Intelligence is gone! Repeat, we have lost our Intelligence!"

    • @CharlesTheCreator
      @CharlesTheCreator 4 года назад +6

      VERY bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E!

  • @DuBMaNiaK
    @DuBMaNiaK 4 года назад +319

    "if you were a dictator not living under the US standards of human rights you had a US cruise missile with your name on it"
    -cough in Saudi

    • @JourneyToTheCage
      @JourneyToTheCage 4 года назад +24

      DuBMaNiaK when there’s oil involved some of that human rights stuff is waved

    • @DanBennettUltra
      @DanBennettUltra 4 года назад +17

      ​@@JourneyToTheCage "when there’s oil involved *all* of that human rights stuff is waved"

    • @pradhyudh
      @pradhyudh 4 года назад +4

      Crude oil smiles

    • @dustin1352
      @dustin1352 3 года назад

      Jesus doesn't matter when Muhammad is involved. South Park episode 201

    • @lenno15697
      @lenno15697 2 года назад +1

      @@JourneyToTheCage It's not about oil, its about countering Iranian influence.

  • @NavnikBHSilver
    @NavnikBHSilver 4 года назад +791

    Wisecrack: "a shoutout to upstart..."
    Me: "yup, that's a shoutout, now skipping to 2:14"

    • @BlooCollaGal
      @BlooCollaGal 4 года назад +19

      Thanks, you're a real brodawg

    • @nosoros
      @nosoros 4 года назад +7

      Thank you!

    • @EyeHeytEwe
      @EyeHeytEwe 4 года назад +3

      MVP status activated.

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 4 года назад

      Thank you for for giving me time to get my thumb ready

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 года назад +8

      Wisecrack’s sponsorships always seem to be a bit iffy

  • @twilightcitystudios
    @twilightcitystudios 4 года назад +615

    "Matt Damon"

  • @nielsbuirma660
    @nielsbuirma660 4 года назад +115

    Ow man, the puking scene that doesn't end is hilarious in this movie

  • @jaykeluland5267
    @jaykeluland5267 4 года назад +120

    It's one of the greatest political satires ever made, especially in the context of 2001-04 post 9/11 hyper-patriotism. It makes fun of that in a way that's so intelligent.

    • @matsv201
      @matsv201 2 года назад +3

      Yea.. it would be like someone made a blockbuster 2021 both crititic against vaccines and handling of the pandemic...

    • @EmperorSmith
      @EmperorSmith 2 года назад +2

      Two words: Four Lions.

    • @alphabetsoup6837
      @alphabetsoup6837 Год назад +1

      I wouldn’t say in an intelligent way. It’s arguably the dumbest most blatantly obvious form of satirizing Stone and Parker could’ve done, and I think that was intentional.

    • @elgusaniiiodeljuego6823
      @elgusaniiiodeljuego6823 8 месяцев назад

      Team America are the d*cks we don't want but we need.

  • @cubeincubes
    @cubeincubes 4 года назад +335

    I saw this in theater high off my ass and its still the funniest thing I’ve EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. I cried 3 times I was laughing so hard. When I first heard “America F- Yeah!” I seized with laughter. Life changing

    • @choronos
      @choronos 4 года назад +45

      The extended version of the America song always gets me. Sportsmanship! *scattered cheers* Books! *silence*

    • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
      @IloveGorgeousGeorge 4 года назад +31

      I went and saw it in the theatres with my then 50 year old father, who I didn't know that well because he worked 70 hour weeks, and as a result, I viewed him as a total square or a stiff.
      We were both dying when the "America, Fuck Yeah" song came on and it was the first time I actually felt like I had bonded with my dad. Thanks Trey and Matt :)

    • @mrpetebojangles21
      @mrpetebojangles21 4 года назад +2

      That happened to me when I saw “Machete” in theaters. I couldn’t see through my tears for hours

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm 4 года назад +9

      To this day, I have never laughed so hard at a movie. And the part that pushed me over into hysterics to the point that my brother asked if I needed help wasn't even the funniest part. It was just where I broke because it was too much. When there was a serious conversation happening in the helicopter and the lead puppet was staring in a dramatic pause with pubes hanging off his chin, I just got to the point where I could hardly breathe from laughter.
      When it came out on DVD we didn't realize it had bonus scenes. So my brother got his turn to laugh until his face turned purple during the scat section of the sex scene. Our mother came to investigate why he sounded like he was dying and we had to try to explain. Which, you know, made us laugh harder.

    • @HannahFortalezza
      @HannahFortalezza 4 года назад +5

      83gemm For me, Borat is on par. That hotel scene never fails to make me laugh cry

  • @_Mute_
    @_Mute_ 4 года назад +437

    "Favorite movie with puppet sex"
    Pretty bold thing of you to assume Jared.

    • @pdthorn
      @pdthorn 4 года назад +13

      So much for a deep or dumb Happytime Murders.

    • @severdislike4222
      @severdislike4222 4 года назад +2

      @@pdthorn Look, not everything can involve an octopus muppet milking a cow for "weird live muppet porn"

    • @Tychoxi
      @Tychoxi 4 года назад +9

      Meet the feebles ftw

    • @poposterous236
      @poposterous236 4 года назад +3

      Let's not forget Bride of Chucky

    • @Perculian
      @Perculian 4 года назад +7

      Being John Malkovich should get an honorable mention here.

  • @PokemonHeroTristan
    @PokemonHeroTristan 4 года назад +78

    when i first saw the title, my mind immediately said "why not both"

  • @jmoney20106
    @jmoney20106 3 года назад +37

    Sean Penn speaking on the war is what Dave Chappelle said “who cares what Ja Rule has to say?!!”

    • @gamji3756
      @gamji3756 2 года назад +3

      “Somebody please call Ja Rule so I can make sense of all this! wHeRe iS jAAaaaahh?!”

  • @DieselMcBadass1
    @DieselMcBadass1 4 года назад +345

    "there is no i in team america"
    "yes there is"

    • @Alverant
      @Alverant 4 года назад +15

      There's an "m" and an "e". What does that spell?

    • @MichaelBerthelsen
      @MichaelBerthelsen 4 года назад +18

      @@Alverant EMI...?😉

    • @eansba88-
      @eansba88- 4 года назад +8

      Thats bad, intelligence!

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 4 года назад +4

      "We have lost out intelligence!"

    • @srh547
      @srh547 3 года назад

      It missing u brah day 1 shit . The big club you aren’t in. Carlin

  • @edupbeat
    @edupbeat 4 года назад +107

    “ I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school...he was teeeeeerible in that movie!”😂😂 a classic!

    • @pedrobelle5623
      @pedrobelle5623 4 года назад +5

      And he still needs acting school till this day

    • @alanmike6883
      @alanmike6883 4 года назад +10

      Cuba deserved a bigger part

  • @Paragon231
    @Paragon231 4 года назад +335

    Back when this came out, I would have said dumb.
    In 2020, im saying this is deep. VERY deep.

    • @peewee130946
      @peewee130946 4 года назад +5

      Is that because you’ve grown up or because you feel like it wasn’t that relevant before?

    • @jdjcooke
      @jdjcooke 4 года назад +25

      Dick in pussy deep or dick in asshole deep ?

    • @hereiam2005
      @hereiam2005 4 года назад +5

      @@jdjcooke
      More like dicks fucking other dicks deep.
      2016 was Russia vs the US of A, 2020 is China vs the US of A.

    • @TheStarcoMarco
      @TheStarcoMarco 3 года назад +1

      @@hereiam2005 Now that's what happened when USSR fell! Russia had became more and more weaken while China became more stronger! Had Soviet Union survived, China today wouldn't became stronger! Wish the August Coup never happened. I thought the August Coup would save the USSR. Turns out it doomed the USSR. All thanks to Glasnost Policy.

    • @kohank5938
      @kohank5938 3 года назад +2

      @@hereiam2005 It's 2020 - 2021 and there's still a stupid asshole said Trump had connection with Russia. No wonder, US is a laughing stock to the World.

  • @Dorelaxen
    @Dorelaxen 4 года назад +146

    I mean, it's Matt and Trey, so it's both. That's kind of their thing.

  • @TitaniumSeraph
    @TitaniumSeraph 4 года назад +102

    The songs in this movie are amazing. “Freedom costs a buck o’ fiiiiiiiive.” Haha

    • @keith00032
      @keith00032 4 года назад +7

      Im So Ronery.

    • @chej9
      @chej9 4 года назад +3

      What wood Jew dew?

    • @JaQuicker
      @JaQuicker 4 года назад +7

      It used to be $3.50

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 4 года назад

      @@JaQuicker
      God damn it you stole my joke

    • @WhiteDwarfVR4
      @WhiteDwarfVR4 4 года назад

      @@JaQuicker tree Fiddy ftfy 👍

  • @rofyle
    @rofyle 4 года назад +47

    I remember the good old days when people made videos without expecting to be monetized, and so they could say whatever they wanted to say.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 2 года назад

      @@mquiroz90 I fucking loved Tales from the Crypt!!! Kellyanne Conway always reminded me of the Cryptkeeper when she would appear on TV lmao, so I've thought about that show a lot over the last few years.

  • @Sforschondetta
    @Sforschondetta 4 года назад +32

    Team America is a national treasure. We didn't deserve it, and yet we are blessed.

  • @davekemp1808
    @davekemp1808 4 года назад +29

    As much as I absolutely LOVE this movie, you can't say that it's deep (which is certainly is) without also admitting that it's incredibly stupid at points as well. But it's Parker & Stone, they do that blend oh so well.
    Also... MATT DAMON!

  • @joshuashelley9481
    @joshuashelley9481 4 года назад +386

    I usually listen to ads but could you please get sponsored by someone who doesn't feel like a scam? Thanks!

    • @Gundam_90
      @Gundam_90 4 года назад +16

      I had the same gripe with them, when they continued getting sponsored by better-help.

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 4 года назад +26

      @Shirley Timple
      I don't think you know what the definition of scam is.

    • @muttipi
      @muttipi 4 года назад +10

      @Shirley Timple I doubt they're a serious reaganite but fr fuck capitalism and fuck reagan

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 4 года назад +12

      @Shirley Timple
      What's the definition of scam, comrade?

    • @bruhmomento3105
      @bruhmomento3105 4 года назад +2

      @Shirley Timple That sounds like commie propaganda

  • @jeremygilbert7989
    @jeremygilbert7989 4 года назад +112

    Never forget folks, freedom costs a buck o' five.

    • @Nikk-Astyr
      @Nikk-Astyr 4 года назад +12

      Freedom isn't free!
      It has a big fucking fee!

    • @PitchfordStache
      @PitchfordStache 4 года назад +5

      If you don't pitch in your buck o' five, who will?

    • @gophervision
      @gophervision 4 года назад +9

      I paid about $3.50.

    • @RancidZombieGuts
      @RancidZombieGuts 4 года назад +5

      @@gophervision It was about that time I realised freedom was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleolithic era! Then I said damn it lochness monster I ain't givin' you no god damn tree fiddy!

    • @thesteamybox7936
      @thesteamybox7936 4 года назад +2

      and if you cant afford that... there's always UpStart!

  • @stevenpsmitty
    @stevenpsmitty 3 года назад +10

    Greatest line of all time. “Gary, have you ever seen a man eat his own head?”

  • @phatbastard0alkaline
    @phatbastard0alkaline 4 года назад +74

    I remember when I was about 14, one year I got enrolled into a class were we got to learn how to start a business and work on repairing bikes and stuff. It was a class filled with the "bad students", the troublemakers with poor grades etc and yeah, I happened to end up in there (I was average tho gradewise even if I didn't care much). It was chaotic if anything but it worked, chill but motivated teachers helps a lot. One friday it was the last class for the day, the teachers rolled in a tv and brought candy, chips and soda to us because we've done quite well the last weeks and we watched Team America together. It was pretty awesome and we had a great laugh. I remember it being such a funny movie.

    • @pfzht
      @pfzht 4 года назад +5

      With or without puppet porn scene?

    • @meekville4122
      @meekville4122 2 года назад

      @@pfzht ruclips.net/video/phkfZVkuiwY/видео.html

    • @negativeiqpoints396
      @negativeiqpoints396 Год назад +2

      That's awesome, that teacher actually understands that teens arent preschoolers

  • @db-du5l688
    @db-du5l688 4 года назад +197

    Only one thing matters...
    MATT DAMON

  • @geenibt518
    @geenibt518 4 года назад +109

    Most news outlets: Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out!

  • @andrewcroft5606
    @andrewcroft5606 4 года назад +59

    "Team, if the Derkastans have weapons of mass destruction, I'm afraid it'll be 9/11 times 1000."
    "Jesus. You mean...?"
    "Yes. 911, 000."
    LMAO

    • @matsv201
      @matsv201 2 года назад +1

      Later its Times 2700...

  • @mandoman69
    @mandoman69 4 года назад +42

    Drinking game: take a shot everytime they bleep a word out

  • @TheMangakaOtakuLife
    @TheMangakaOtakuLife 4 года назад +26

    "And so bleep bleep and bleep which is that bleep as well as bleep because bleep bleep does bleep on bleep."

  • @big_duecebungalow5138
    @big_duecebungalow5138 4 года назад +8

    One of my
    Favorite scenes “do you remember what to do if there’s an emergency” *waves hands erratically*

  • @robertslydell6990
    @robertslydell6990 4 года назад +69

    "American foreign policy since the Bush era." Uh huh, sure. Go ahead and go back several few decades there, sport. And it kept on going after Bush.

    • @num1shinfan
      @num1shinfan 4 года назад +14

      Honestly it's been that way since World War II. The Korean War, Vietnam, Panama, Desert Storm, Kosovo. Not to mention all the proxy wars we fought against the Russians in South America, Africa and the Middle East.

    • @doogle13
      @doogle13 3 года назад +3

      @@num1shinfan Actually you have to keep going back further. All the way back to it's founding. But it began ramping up under Teddy and Woodrow. The USA has always violently engaged with the rest of the world in order to promote the interests of its wealthy elite. It is the defining characteristic of the country along with its hypocrisy on democracy and race relations.

    • @jpeg.600x2
      @jpeg.600x2 3 года назад +2

      I wonder who stopped that foreign policy?🤔🧐 probably the guy whos in office rn...hmmm but wait?! Orange man bad lmap these shit liberals will learn nothing

  • @jeffrunyan5065
    @jeffrunyan5065 2 года назад +9

    Literally one of the most epic movies ever made.

  • @aa-id7li
    @aa-id7li 4 года назад +39

    I want the uncensored version of this video.

  • @bossaddict08
    @bossaddict08 4 года назад +113

    That Up Start company isn’t a company that be should advertised. They hurt the exact same group of people they claim to help.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 года назад +16

      Cough *capitalism* cough cough

    • @JewTube001
      @JewTube001 4 года назад

      Money Zap.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 года назад

      K A your argument is so cliched and overused that I’m almost positive you could find any number of articles debunking it with a simply google search.

  • @1neOfN0ne
    @1neOfN0ne 2 года назад +6

    Team America is one of the funniest movies of all time and South Park is the absolute best and funniest TV show of all time. To say Matt and Trey are geniuses still feels like an understatement. I've been obsessed with South Park since I was 12, I'm 36 now and it's still as fresh and hilarious as its ever been. If anything has changed, its gotten better and smarter.

  • @goldeegoldfish
    @goldeegoldfish 3 года назад +8

    These puppet designs in this movie are so creepy, they are the uncanny valley

  • @TheKenttt
    @TheKenttt 4 года назад +82

    Ahhhh I love that Wisecrack took a swing at Lebron lol

    • @snausages43
      @snausages43 4 года назад +8

      Nobody but the Chinese are on Lebron’s side.

    • @patrickjane2024
      @patrickjane2024 4 года назад +1

      Until lebron starts commenting on the yellow vest movement. And the palestinian protest.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 4 года назад +79

    *_Team America was ahead of time. This really predicted the future of how America turned out to be nowadays._*

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 года назад +16

      And it was so fair too. It outright called everyone part of the problem. LOL.

    • @frankwest5388
      @frankwest5388 4 года назад +17

      Mr. Friendship they didn’t predict. Nothing has changed at a fundamental level. At most it’s faces and names did but the social concept is more or less the same.

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 4 года назад +9

      Nah, it was exaggerating it's own time and ours is just more of the same except worse.

    • @kylekoke6022
      @kylekoke6022 4 года назад +4

      MLBlue30 it wasn’t exaggerating. That’s the thing with nostalgia, it makes you think the past was golden skies and rainbows when it was the same shithole as today

    • @Renegade2786
      @Renegade2786 4 года назад +2

      I always thought the classic British children programme which this film was based off of predicted future events.
      1. 9/11 (Terror in New York City)
      2. The Ladbroke Grove rail crash (Brink of Disaster)
      3. Grenfell Tower Fire (30 Minutes After Noon and City of Fire)
      4. Malaysia airlines flight 370 disappearance (Operation: Crash Dive)
      5. ISIS and al qaeda (the entire Captain Scarlet series)
      6. Organ trafficking to save a dying race (the entire UFO the series.

  • @9HighFlyer9
    @9HighFlyer9 4 года назад +11

    5:55 those are supposed to be croissants? I always thought it was the texture of a paper towel laid down as the ground.

  • @Kreln1221
    @Kreln1221 4 года назад +5

    little girl... "Why not both?"
    crowd... "YAAAAAYYYY!!!"

  • @mr.lavalove1532
    @mr.lavalove1532 4 года назад +19

    Does anybody remember RUclips before you had to sit through two commercials and a 2min 15sec sponsor plug before watching a video? 😏

    • @John-fs7oh
      @John-fs7oh 4 года назад

      RUclips was the kid who originally played against society as it's own rules. It was peaceful for creators until Google bought youtube.

    • @YggdrasilAudio
      @YggdrasilAudio 3 года назад +1

      That's the cost of watching a video made by a production company, rather than one person.

  • @crieverytim
    @crieverytim 4 года назад +107

    @2:14 if you wanna skip Jared selling his soul

    • @JasonT404
      @JasonT404 4 года назад +6

      The only philosophy I know is make that money

    • @countpythagoras
      @countpythagoras 4 года назад +13

      glad i am not the only one that hates it

    • @Saintcause
      @Saintcause 4 года назад +5

      ice la honk what ever keeps this channel alive

    • @crazyrecon1986
      @crazyrecon1986 4 года назад +15

      HOW DARE CONTENT CREATORS TRY TO PROFIT OFF THE CONTENT THEY INVEST TIME AND MONEY TO CREATE FOR ME WHICH I ENJOY FOR FREE ENJOY YOUR DEMON SANDWICH IN HELL JARRRRRRRROD

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 4 года назад +2

      @ice la honk So you'll be the first to send him $100 if he sets up a Patreon?

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai 2 года назад +6

    deep or not, we can't deny how epic the songs in this movie are.

  • @synonamessbotch4648
    @synonamessbotch4648 4 года назад +18

    The last time I heard this many bleeps, I was trying to watch a Katt Williams Comedy show on basic cable.

  • @RionTwist
    @RionTwist 4 года назад +96

    I feel like at 11:46 you're missing the key difference between D's and A's. They appear functionally the exact same, abrasive abusive and not backing down. The key difference is in the motivation - D's want something. They are motivated by their own selfishness. If the thing they want is destroyed, they experience loss. A's on the other hand don't care. They may want a thing, but more important than them getting what they may want is denying anyone else from having it or degrading it until no-one else wants it (eg: shitting all over everything).

    • @yasminc7827
      @yasminc7827 4 года назад +12

      The difference between A and D is that A attacks P, D attacks A.
      Some Americans made up this analogy, so they could pretend the evil things their nation does is not evil. But the truth is, the USA is an A.

    • @shuaguin5446
      @shuaguin5446 4 года назад +8

      @@yasminc7827 Agreed it is pure self justification : look we may look as A but in fact we are D because we make it seems like we listen to P. But in the end the USA are A and they like it.

    • @yasminc7827
      @yasminc7827 4 года назад +2

      @@shuaguin5446 Question is, will a D f the USA?!
      Doesn’t seem like it will be necessary though. You can’t get away with being an A if you’re not THE world superpower, and that’s coming to an end for the USA.

    • @seamusmckeon9109
      @seamusmckeon9109 3 года назад +1

      True poetry

    • @jirisykora7346
      @jirisykora7346 3 года назад +8

      @RionTwist: It doesn't really work like that. Everybody has their own agenda, and they want something. Even terrorists and dictators aren't in it for the sake of destruction itself, they usually want either money or power or both. The difference between Ds and As is, well, I don't really think there's any. It's more of a justification: "We f**k things up and we f**k you, but we also sometimes f**k people who want to f**k you, which makes us the good guys." It's more a matter of persepctive than anything else - every A is D in their own story.

  • @angiebrinkley5061
    @angiebrinkley5061 4 года назад +14

    Yeah but in fairness to Kim, Hans Brix was breakin his barrs :)

  • @janberg3232
    @janberg3232 10 месяцев назад +2

    Sometimes I think this movie is the ultimate example of not shooting the messenger. Those celebrities protesting the war were right in the end, even if you don't like them.

  • @rizkiananda.9440
    @rizkiananda.9440 4 года назад +27

    "looks at thumbnail"
    me: is it too much to ask for both?

    • @mrobull
      @mrobull 4 года назад +1

      Rizki Ananda. D.P.A we need balance

  • @Acoolakim007
    @Acoolakim007 4 года назад +64

    This was a great episode! I liked how you presented the many nuances of Team Americas messages and were critical of them as well. The fact that you tied your analysis to current events was very convincing, too.

    • @CardsNHorns04
      @CardsNHorns04 4 года назад +6

      TapIntoTheEssence I’ve heard South Park be called “radical centrism” but never heard of a South Park Republican.
      Honestly, I think both can be true. Trey Parker and Matt Stone do not care about your opinions. They got enough clout and money to do what they want and be happy. However, there commentary is still pretty good. I think it gives a different perspective that a more liberal person might not be exposed to. But Team America is literally radical centerism.
      I love the movie, but it’s conclusion is “it’s a net good so STFU.”

    • @skysthelimitvideos
      @skysthelimitvideos 4 года назад +4

      CardsNHorns04 Eh I feel like the conclusion is more “yeah you’re right to complain about us (America) but you still need us”

    • @LOSTGAM3R
      @LOSTGAM3R 4 года назад +2

      The speech at the end about the “3 types of people” is actually very true and extremely poignant. And it relates to real-life foreign policy; sometimes we *do* overreach with our military, but on the opposite end of the spectrum you’ve got naive people who think dictators can be reasoned with.
      Ultimately, Team America ends up lampooning the “anti-war” side more than it does neoconservatism-which I don’t think a lot of viewers expected. And I like that.

    • @powerist209
      @powerist209 4 года назад +1

      @@LOSTGAM3R Except by the movie's premiere "anti-war" side turned out to be right when Iraq turned to chaos after Iraq invasion but you can say that to poor timing and all. There are things that sitting on the fence making things worse; like Climate Change, government corruption, corporate domination, and LGBTQ rights (though I give South Park credit for the last one).
      And the fact that Team America was portrayed in the right without any redemption (like actually trying to stop collateral damages) and the creators' tendency to not talk to intellectuals, especially South Park (or considering serious issues as "celebrity causes" rather than portraying actual people solving that issue chewing out said celebrities, ManBearPig being an example).
      Though Kim Jong Il's part reminded me of Russia and actual assholes using actual criticism of America to justify their questionable policy (like giving Snowden asylum yet have no issues silencing critics themselves)

  • @corey2232
    @corey2232 4 года назад +8

    I still VIVIDLY remember the Dicks/Pussies/Assholes scene while seeing it in theaters, mainly because this elderly couple sitting in front of me looked *HORRIFIED* as it was going on!
    They already were shaking their heads in disgust/disappointment through most of the movie (not even sure why they stayed), but during that scene, they looked like they were going to explode! They were at LEAST in their 80's, and the old man got up & left his wife before the scene even ended, walking out of the theater. He was waiting for outside once it was over, but my goodness, my friends & I were laughing more at their reactions than the movie itself.

    • @madsquirrelz276
      @madsquirrelz276 Год назад

      Why did they go see it in the first place what else were they expecting form southpark creators 😂

  • @professionalhabits7327
    @professionalhabits7327 4 года назад +5

    If an Actor raises an issue about climate change, people laugh. But, when an Expert raises the same issue the same people dismiss it as fake news and believe that the reason an expert is saying it is because they only want to get paid.

    • @walkermcmullin8665
      @walkermcmullin8665 Год назад +1

      No shit they’re getting paid, you think people bust their ass to get their PhD. and go into underwater basket weaving for the rest of their lives? They gotta eat like you and me!

  • @bon333s
    @bon333s 4 года назад +17

    WISECRACK Deep or Dumb?: Deep or Dumb - Wisecrack Edition

  • @JaQuicker
    @JaQuicker 4 года назад +31

    Parodied GI Joe: Rise of Cobra years before it came out

    • @powerist209
      @powerist209 4 года назад +5

      And Modern Warfare 3, where US army destroyed Eifel Tower to save a group of soldiers...right after portraying their gung-ho attitude as a detriment (like getting a nuke detonated by a dictator after invading the country and "No Russian" ended with an undercover agent killed that sparked a war).

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro 4 года назад +8

    still has aged better than most movies from that era though

  • @brandonhiggs88
    @brandonhiggs88 4 года назад +5

    Matt and Trey are comedic gold just like dave chappelle

  • @upoverthere47
    @upoverthere47 4 года назад +7

    “Everyone’s favorite film with puppet sex”
    Me: A video on Anomalisa ??

  • @ArmageddonAngel
    @ArmageddonAngel 4 года назад +137

    I need to count the bleeps.

    • @gustacular
      @gustacular 4 года назад +2

      why bleep anyway? this isn't cable

    • @TheJanitorIsIn
      @TheJanitorIsIn 4 года назад +2

      Well did you?

    • @kullwarrior
      @kullwarrior 4 года назад +3

      It makes listen to his point very difficult

    • @kingcyclops4079
      @kingcyclops4079 4 года назад +3

      Every bleep take a shot

    • @moniion7415
      @moniion7415 4 года назад +4

      @@kingcyclops4079 *ends up dying of alcohol poisoning*

  • @zoolookers
    @zoolookers 4 года назад +64

    You really should stop using this sponsor, it's really unethical

  • @Legitpenguins99
    @Legitpenguins99 4 года назад +12

    3:39 um, didnt we (USA) sell WMDs (chemical nerve agents) to Iraq during the Iran-iraq war?

    • @garrettsattem4799
      @garrettsattem4799 2 года назад

      Yeah. That was a big goof on our part. But Iran seemed like a comparatively bigger threat than Saddam when the ayatollahs took over. So we backed Saddam against them, even though Saddam was not an ideal paragon to work with.
      It came back to bite us in the ass after Operation Desert Storm. What do you think Gulf War Syndrome is? Over 1/3 of gulf war veterans were exposed to some toxic substance during the campaign. Most were US supplied.
      So there were WMDs in Iraq, but Bush kept all hush-hush about where they came from to preserve integrity. And that’s why people today are still saying that he lied about them. Because we could not bare to make public our own mistake. A lot of grey morality.

  • @ExiILe00
    @ExiILe00 4 года назад +11

    Matt....Damon

  • @benjamingentile1660
    @benjamingentile1660 4 года назад +4

    Matt Damon still being hurt by how he’s portrayed in this film just warms my heart. Watch the reddit AMA video where he answers a question about Team America and the pain is alive in his face.

  • @stev6963
    @stev6963 2 года назад +2

    Trey and Matt are actual comedic geniuses. And I love how most critics don’t just dismiss their comedy as “offensive for being offensive sake.” Most understand the satire and can appreciate the dumber jokes because they are simply elevated by the intelligent satire. Trey and Matt make us Coloradans proud.?

  • @williamjameslehy1341
    @williamjameslehy1341 Год назад +3

    If Stone and Parker were the fearless iconoclasts they fancy themselves to be, they wouldn't just punch down all the time. They made a movie vilifying anti-war activists at a time when the country was in the grips of post-9/11 jingoism hysteria.

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks 8 месяцев назад

      Agree. I think the film is hilarious, as are many SP episodes, but ultimately they've had very bad opinions on many issues throughout the years and this film added to an already toxic American culture (even if it also kinda satirized the American ultra-nationalism, it did so in a very forgiving way). I do disagree that they never punch up though, there are many SP episodes where they absolutely criticize the powerful.

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv 4 года назад +26

    Idk if it's deep or dumb but it's certainly hilarious. First film I watched as a 8 year old that really made me understand satiric/parodic humour

  • @j.lucasdecastroaraujo761
    @j.lucasdecastroaraujo761 4 года назад +16

    After that part with Zizek, this made me read his work even more.

  • @CMGThePerson
    @CMGThePerson 4 года назад +11

    The whole message from my eyes is "Just don't push it too far" Team America pushes it too far and destroys everything while the film actors guild pushes their anti-america message so far that they team up with a guy that's much worse

  • @SheeshFr
    @SheeshFr 4 года назад +1

    Your videos give me soooo so much to think about and research. Thank you for making these and thank you for the wonderful bibliography.

  • @EyeHeytEwe
    @EyeHeytEwe 4 года назад +31

    "Everyone's favorite movie with puppet sex..."
    There... There are other movies with puppet sex? 🤢

    • @Drake5607
      @Drake5607 4 года назад +7

      "Happytime murders" which is freaking good! (its muppet sex, but I think it still counts)

    • @davegrillo4761
      @davegrillo4761 4 года назад +4

      Thrizzeat, first day on the Internet hmm?

    • @johnathanclark79
      @johnathanclark79 4 года назад +3

      Mr. Perfect Cell technically Team America are marionettes which are sub species of puppets.
      Also muppets is puppets and marionettes together.

    • @jayrobitaille2402
      @jayrobitaille2402 4 года назад +3

      Dude. it's called Rule 34.

    • @RancidZombieGuts
      @RancidZombieGuts 4 года назад +1

      Check out Peter Jackson's best movie "Meet the Feebles" fucking good movie lol

  • @whodiniblewitt2544
    @whodiniblewitt2544 4 года назад +6

    Upstart: Let us turn your debt trap into another debt trap but with good feels.

  • @Ivan.A.Trulyuski
    @Ivan.A.Trulyuski 3 года назад +1

    Blaming Colin Powell for ISIS and not Obama & McCain takes some real mental gymnastics.

  • @williamjameslehy1341
    @williamjameslehy1341 Год назад +2

    So, with two decades' hindsight, who had a better take on the Iraq War when it was being launched: celebrities like Sean Penn and Janeane Garofalo, or neocon "experts" like Bill Kristol and David Brooks? I'd love to see Stone and Parker asked this today.

  • @---ox1lg
    @---ox1lg 4 года назад +70

    I take it "deep or dumb" in the title pulls more clicks than "philosophy of" as you use it even when the result is positive and everyone already agrees.

    • @JasonT404
      @JasonT404 4 года назад +5

      I think it might be the premise that simply the idea of conflict drives clicks. Again probably true, but could just be human nature that we seek conflict.

    • @---ox1lg
      @---ox1lg 4 года назад

      "This video might be arguing that the thing I like is dumb. I need to have a look and tell them they're wrong if they think it is" Yeah, It's a pretty old trick.

    • @EnginAtik
      @EnginAtik 4 года назад +10

      Agree but I think “deep or dumb” fits better to a puppet movie.

    • @huckthatdish
      @huckthatdish 4 года назад +2

      It’d be pretty dumb to have a series called deep or dumb and never land on deep. Like half of them should be positive right?

    • @---ox1lg
      @---ox1lg 4 года назад

      ​@@huckthatdish Yes, but then just like dumb, I would expect it to be movies/shows where people either tend to miss stuff or there's a general split of people who think it's deep or dumb. I think people are pretty much on the same page of 'the South Park' guys stuff being reliably clever and juvenile. So it's a question without any surprise to the answer.

  • @MollyOKami
    @MollyOKami 4 года назад +68

    You know that you've successfully made a political statement when you've pissed on, and, subsequently, pissed off, the two biggest sides in the argument.

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 4 года назад +17

      *sniff* *sniff* I smell centrist theory

    • @alexdebstep3424
      @alexdebstep3424 4 года назад +4

      @@anthonynorman7545 It's not centrist theory. Let's say there are two questions. The first goes, Should we exploit rich people? Group A goes Yes and Group B goes No. The second question goes, Should we exploit poor people? Group A goes No and Group B goes Yes. Both agree with exploiting people. To ask, should we exploit people, both groups would say Yes (with Group A having the caveat that those people are rich and Group B having the caveat that those people are poor). To answer No would be to go against both Group A and Group B, not a middling ground - where you'd exploit the middle class. In that sense Group C (to give them a name) is not centrist (midpoint between two sides), but separate from that description.

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 4 года назад +8

      @@alexdebstep3424 note that's 2 questions not one statement. Even if the 2 questions are reworded to no one should be exploited, is not pissing on and pissing off the 2 biggest sides in an argument.
      It's centrist to think pissing on divergent sides inherently marks a success.

    • @alexdebstep3424
      @alexdebstep3424 4 года назад +1

      @@anthonynorman7545 the original statement does, in retrospective not agree with either of what we said. Pissed on - mocked by. Pissed off - annoyed. You know you've said a political statement when you are both mocked by and have annoyed both sides. That's neither centrist nor Third Way. That's just being an asshole

    • @Sorcerers_Apprentice
      @Sorcerers_Apprentice 4 года назад +5

      As the video points out, have you really done that, when one side is trying to be nuanced, and you end up contradicting parts of their nuanced argument to look 'centrist'?

  • @professorpalpatine5202
    @professorpalpatine5202 2 года назад +1

    "Deep or Dumb"
    Me - "Pure Gold"

  • @Robotequality
    @Robotequality 3 года назад +1

    The amount of sensor beeps in this video is so gold 👌🏻 I was LMFAO

  • @absentiabenertia5204
    @absentiabenertia5204 4 года назад +32

    Omfg Sean Penn really "blamed himself" are you joking

  • @solimk
    @solimk 4 года назад +10

    youtube: you gotta self-censor or you are not giving you what you deserve.

  • @faneb.408
    @faneb.408 4 года назад +3

    Loved that you use the terminology from the film in this deadpan way XD

  • @brantbentley4172
    @brantbentley4172 2 года назад +2

    Chappelle: “WHERE IS JA?”

  • @cthellis
    @cthellis 4 года назад +127

    This is a hilarious amount of bleeping. 😝

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 4 года назад +1

      from the creators of South Park, you would expect that sort of thing

    • @loranddeka
      @loranddeka 4 года назад

      Yeah. I wonder if Jared kisses his mother with that mouth. 😄

    • @damaskosc
      @damaskosc 4 года назад +2

      Why do I feel that he's being a 🌮 bowing to youtube's thought and speech policing?

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 4 года назад +2

      @@damaskosc dancing around the outer fringes of the new youtube algorithm can be tricky...indie producers are being pushed aside by major corporations and interest who do not like being made fun of or gleefully excoriated and their hypocrisy exposed by the light of truth

    • @ajax4887
      @ajax4887 4 года назад +7

      Nah it's really annoying

  • @G30ROCKET
    @G30ROCKET 4 года назад +4

    It’s deeply dumb and dumbly deep

  • @yeetskeet7234
    @yeetskeet7234 4 года назад +3

    Parker and Stone, comedic geniuses.💯

  • @rebelliousamish6965
    @rebelliousamish6965 4 года назад +1

    Cairo...That's in Egypt? I died lmfao

  • @matterbach6200
    @matterbach6200 4 года назад +5

    I'd love to see you guy's cover "Hail, Cesar!"

  • @JesusSuckedGayPenis
    @JesusSuckedGayPenis 4 года назад +6

    God it's like Python mixing very silly with sharp insight. Things can be both things you know 😊

  • @ShadowWizard123
    @ShadowWizard123 3 года назад +1

    The part where she mind controls the "panthers" is so funny.

  • @kingreaper212
    @kingreaper212 4 года назад +1

    Congrats on 500 videos! May you have a good time making another 500.

  • @mtnjr
    @mtnjr 4 года назад +51

    Wow Wisecrack. I always thought the whole “d*cks f*ck p*ssies” rant was nonsense. Now I see what it meant. Good work.

    • @LOSTGAM3R
      @LOSTGAM3R 4 года назад +8

      The speech at the end about the “3 types of people” is actually very true and extremely poignant. And it relates to real-life foreign policy; sometimes we *do* overreach with our military, but on the opposite end of the spectrum you’ve got naive people (the p*ssies) who think dictators can be reasoned with.

    • @gyro4250
      @gyro4250 4 года назад +1

      @@LOSTGAM3R nah it was totally off base. that whole stick is what they want you to think, not how things work. war are waged for a single reason. profit motive.
      If you think that fighting someone so exxon can make a few bucks is bad then you must be a pussy. That argument makes no sense.
      Another thing you seem to be misunderstanding is that dictators need 'reasoning' with. There is no need whatsoever to interact with a nation we dont like. Also some of biggest allies are dictators, so theres that.

    • @askmeforadispenceronemoret3759
      @askmeforadispenceronemoret3759 4 года назад +1

      @@gyro4250 we have found the pussy

    • @NFK2Killer
      @NFK2Killer 4 года назад

      The Creature from Jekyll Island explains this all perfectly.

  •  4 года назад +10

    I had no idea "South Park Republican" was a thing, but it seems I fit right in.

  • @Kevin-wy8kc
    @Kevin-wy8kc 4 года назад +1

    I think the intro scene was absolute genius.How it makes you think its going to be a crappy puppet movie,then it zooms out to another puppet controlling that puppet.That blew my mind.

  • @thelordofcringe
    @thelordofcringe 4 года назад +6

    Hans did such a laughable job, considering we've now found literally tens of thousands of chemical warheads in Iraq.

    • @rsmith02
      @rsmith02 4 года назад

      What are you talking about?

  • @spencerjames9417
    @spencerjames9417 4 года назад +14

    Reminder that there was no evidence of WMDs

    • @indigohammer5732
      @indigohammer5732 4 года назад +1

      www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/12/03/world/middleeast/chemical-weapons-iraq-pentagon-secrets.html

    • @2x2is22
      @2x2is22 4 года назад +3

      WMDs were irrelevant, just an excuse. The real goal was regime change. Mission accomplished

    • @transporterIII
      @transporterIII 4 года назад

      @@2x2is22 aka "Cassus Belli" oldest trick in the book, the Roman Empire pulled the same crap 2000 years ago.