haha... right. As soon as he started to speak, I thought "wait a second... these aren't the actual voices of the real person, cuz that's no Singaporean". He's Singaporean but was born in Manhattan and raised in the US until his late teens, apparently, so he's a Singaporean who escaped having the accent. But there are many local Singaporeans who try to mask the accent and speak like an English/Aussie person, and this often annoys their fellow S'poreans. ... But I definitely didn't expect the Patrick Bateman voice.
"i carry my mont blanc pen at all times, it was a present from my girlfriend but she engraved my nickname ...which i cannot reveal " who saw it as a dire necessity for you to reveal it lol i held it together pretty well but the pretentiousness was jumping out here *rolls eyes*
Why did i even watch this? Do people really put shit like this in a desk? I think normally people would have those packed with notebooks, pens, binders, important shit ect.
Sorry if this is extremely late in the game here (being a year old comment, and my responding now...), *queues in top down camera angle, hands entering in screen removing a record with an obscure label name, and placing it in to an antique-stylized record player. Smooth jazz music begins...* My name is Ranson Rivera, and I am a local internet dweller with a passion for eccentric and eclectic forms of comedy. This is why the video "What Do You Keep In Your Desk Drawer?" is a Parody of the MR PORTER channel... This aesthetically pleasing video is extremely typical of the video catalog the channel possesses. It takes all of the elements found in each and every video; jazz overture, various famous men we most likely don't know, talking about expensive luxury items we generally can't afford (For example, Bottles of Tom Ford Private Blend Fragrances, Breitling Time Pieces, Montblanc Writing Instruments, etc ad nauseam) and displaying it all as if it were by all accounts normal with various, often exaggerated, idioms and adjectives. *fakes a laugh* But what makes this ironically a parody, is the rapid-fire nature of which these men present their products as a part of their 'normal' daily lives. As if the MR PORTER staff took several different videos with products they admire and support which have a single tangent loosely tying them together, spliced in to a single video. I hope this answered your question, thanks for reading. *Jazz music comes to a subtle end, as the camera pans away from the record player and hands.* Ranson Rivera Explaining MR PORTER
I just keep things I actually need for work, pens, stapler and refills for both, a hole punch, staple remover, note pads and then maybe some sweets. I've got a hand sanitiser on the desk and sometimes have a small cologne spray just in case its been a hot day but other than that nothing pretentious or wanky.
Your missing some kind of security/defense. I always keep my m&p shield in my desk drawer because sometimes when I go to sit down at my desk I take off my concealed carry an store it away next to my bed.
I too would care to see some of the more lethal elements of every day carry, though I do enjoy the aesthetic found on this channel. I carry a government sized 1911, my grandfather prefers the shield
Martin part two is x-rated, they buttfuck themselves with a giant montblanc stick and use aessspspschchdgd moisturizer for lube, to keep the skin hydrated.
Thank you so much. I've been following Mr. Porter for quite some time now and made tremendous changes here and there thanks to the videos... especially the drawers.
I love quality clothing, accessories, looking well put together, classically stylish, and tailored, so I'm all about this stuff, but man, you can cut the pretention in this video with a knife... I think it would be so much classier if people just...you know, wore this stuff and didn't say one word about it...let it speak for itself. (and yes, I get the irony of bringing it up to say "stop bringing it up")
everytime i watch Mr.Porter video, i always like the background song of their videos but i don't have any clue whose song are they played.. can you suggest me song like this ? for study and working purpose..
in my desk there is chocolate wrappers and rubber bands and some essentials like the ones shown above ,except all of them can be bought from seven eleven.
I remember watching And Justice For All Starring Al Pacino where he spent the night in Jail and when he went to His Office, he had a Private Bathroom. He had a Fresh Shirt and mistook Deodorant for Shaving Cream. He found it, as well as his "Office Toothbrush & Toothpaste."
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Let's see paul Allen's drawer
Made my day
Let’s see an original joke for once allen
Never heard of him
Good joke, Halberstram.
“Look at the texture of the wood, the subtle off white coloring, the silky smoothness. Oh my god”
I usually watch Mr. Porter's videos at the evening before bed because this is one of the most soothing and aesthetically pleasing channels on RUclips.
So much fun to watch and so sophisticated.
this was so aesthetically pleasing to watch
Yep i expect nothing less from Mr. Porter.
ur icky and gross
Things I have on my drawer:
- *Bunch of pens and pencils*
- *Some dust that I need to clean*
SO does this mean I'm weird for keeping paperclips and pens in my desk drawer rather than toothpaste, cologne and sunglasses?
Oh I do that too... its all good to me.
if that's the case, i'm weird too.
Totally normal! It only means you are not some random prick who wants to make money by selling its products on the internet!
@@johntedonneraipasmonnom713 That's what a business is
@@acronm20 Just no.
what a coincidence u can buy all this stuff on their website !
Well, that is the idea...
Hahaha
@@heycidskyja4668 r/woooosh
joe squat
I think it is very considerate
Good observation George Soros
i genuinely enjoyed the change of varying accents more than what was actually in their desk drawer.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
For some reason this video has become one of my favorite RUclips videos of all time 😆
@mrporter Please remake this for quarantine times and for every season. This is so great!
what about the condoms? Always keep a 3 pk in the desk drawer just in case
+DLOS These guys just buttsex instead.
Hahahahahaha! Maybe condoms should be in addition. After all, did you see how useful condoms were in the Kingsman 2 movie? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I go raw
These are just so darn classy I can’t get enough
Very American Psycho
Dude wei koh literally is Patrick bates
Omg the resemblance is UNCANNY. I died laughing when I heard his voice.
Hundo
Mr Porter is one of the best entities since his begotten son😤
the best video on RUclips.
Beautiful and well orchestrated video, aesthetically pleasing and really set the idea of what I'd like my desk to be like some day.
1:34 - 2:08 -- Why does this guy sound like Patrick Bateman?? 😂
Definitely trying to. Lol
haha... right. As soon as he started to speak, I thought "wait a second... these aren't the actual voices of the real person, cuz that's no Singaporean". He's Singaporean but was born in Manhattan and raised in the US until his late teens, apparently, so he's a Singaporean who escaped having the accent. But there are many local Singaporeans who try to mask the accent and speak like an English/Aussie person, and this often annoys their fellow S'poreans. ... But I definitely didn't expect the Patrick Bateman voice.
Exactly!
truth lol
+Edwin Contreras Its obviously read by voice actors. I mean the hand model is the same for each person, just different outfits.
Let’s produce more content like this. Aesthetically pleasing and useful information. Cheers
"i carry my mont blanc pen at all times, it was a present from my girlfriend but she engraved my nickname ...which i cannot reveal "
who saw it as a dire necessity for you to reveal it lol
i held it together pretty well but the pretentiousness was jumping out here *rolls eyes*
Hahahaha
Would love to see another video like this
Smooth, elegant and aesthetically pleasing!!!
MR PORTER WE NEED MORE DRAWER VIDEOS
Why did i even watch this?
Do people really put shit like this in a desk?
I think normally people would have those packed with notebooks, pens, binders, important shit ect.
Not if you're fancy and jetset the world. Then you just care about looking good and being spiffy I guess. xD
Lireoec Apparently so.
Gods damn.
I have rewatched this so many times. Need more of these!
Please make more. I need to see more. It got me arranging my own stuff.
Because you brush your teeth at your desk and not your washroom.
Philip Che I don't have a washroom. I have a bathroom.
because everyone has their own private bathroom at work, right?
Holy shit, I finally found someone with the same surname as me
One cannot take this seriously, but I did watch it to the end.
Really like the styles, specially Rosenberg. That Uniform Ware watch is amazing. A bit pricey, but definitely something I'd save up for.
I always watch this when I’m having a bad day
what is the name of the background music? I like it a lot.
Was really hoping to see more stylish stationary in these desk drawers
They should really make a new 2021 Gentleman's drawer like this one.
this video is like a parody of the entire channel.
+orange moonglows I am super serious. No sarcasm here. Why?
Sorry if this is extremely late in the game here (being a year old comment, and my responding now...),
*queues in top down camera angle, hands entering in screen removing a record with an obscure label name, and placing it in to an antique-stylized record player. Smooth jazz music begins...*
My name is Ranson Rivera, and I am a local internet dweller with a passion for eccentric and eclectic forms of comedy. This is why the video "What Do You Keep In Your Desk Drawer?" is a Parody of the MR PORTER channel...
This aesthetically pleasing video is extremely typical of the video catalog the channel possesses. It takes all of the elements found in each and every video; jazz overture, various famous men we most likely don't know, talking about expensive luxury items we generally can't afford (For example, Bottles of Tom Ford Private Blend Fragrances, Breitling Time Pieces, Montblanc Writing Instruments, etc ad nauseam) and displaying it all as if it were by all accounts normal with various, often exaggerated, idioms and adjectives. *fakes a laugh* But what makes this ironically a parody, is the rapid-fire nature of which these men present their products as a part of their 'normal' daily lives. As if the MR PORTER staff took several different videos with products they admire and support which have a single tangent loosely tying them together, spliced in to a single video. I hope this answered your question, thanks for reading.
*Jazz music comes to a subtle end, as the camera pans away from the record player and hands.*
Ranson Rivera
Explaining MR PORTER
agreed, alot of douchey vibes from all of these guys
I love Mr Porter and their stuff but I think this explanation of the parody is almost twice as funny as the prospect itself!
I just keep things I actually need for work, pens, stapler and refills for both, a hole punch, staple remover, note pads and then maybe some sweets. I've got a hand sanitiser on the desk and sometimes have a small cologne spray just in case its been a hot day but other than that nothing pretentious or wanky.
Mr porter doesn’t make videos like this anymore 😢
Your missing some kind of security/defense. I always keep my m&p shield in my desk drawer because sometimes when I go to sit down at my desk I take off my concealed carry an store it away next to my bed.
I too would care to see some of the more lethal elements of every day carry, though I do enjoy the aesthetic found on this channel. I carry a government sized 1911, my grandfather prefers the shield
Haha wtf
Mounting a quick access fingerprint safe under the desk is a good idea for added security.
Smoke lenses...
Man wei koh does know how to make a simple word turns so satisfying
Thank you for this episode
I really wish they would make a playlist for all the music used for these videos
Sponsored by- Aesop, Sunspel, and Oliver Peoples. :)
Don't forget Mont Blanc
Always with the freaking Montblanc. They're alright but their marketing is so snobbish...
Lireoec They are SOOO expensive, not that they arent worth it but there are other things I would buy first
Harrison Morse and Tom Ford
I prefer my LAMY fountain pen.
I actually keep toothpaste and brush along with gum and eye cream and face cream has been a life saver along with my gunnar blue light filter glasses.
Please make a part two!
Martin part two is x-rated, they buttfuck themselves with a giant montblanc stick and use aessspspschchdgd moisturizer for lube, to keep the skin hydrated.
Your style is so professional
Hope to see a new 2020 of this.
Incredibly made video as always
The video looks beautiful and the idea behind it is flawless. Wlldone!👍
I’ve watched this video about a hundred times already it’s sooo goood
Can you guys please do this series again?
This is some Patrick Bateman shit.
The third guy sounds like Patrick Bateman
That's all I could think of while watching this.
Any one know the Song in the backround please? Thank you!
Nicely made video..All products shown are so premium...
Nicely done commercial. Kind of makes me want to buy some of those products.
Please make more videos like this.
Hope to see a second version of these drawer videos.
Tune in on Thursday and you might be in luck...
Thank you so much. I've been following Mr. Porter for quite some time now and made tremendous changes here and there thanks to the videos... especially the drawers.
Back tie and a wrist watch? Amazing..
Does anyone know the brand of the wallet at 3:01?
I can tell these dude's have never picked up a hammer in their life by the looks of their hands!!!
I love quality clothing, accessories, looking well put together, classically stylish, and tailored, so I'm all about this stuff, but man, you can cut the pretention in this video with a knife... I think it would be so much classier if people just...you know, wore this stuff and didn't say one word about it...let it speak for itself. (and yes, I get the irony of bringing it up to say "stop bringing it up")
hello does anyone know what brand or type of sunglasses the first guy was promoting?
I honestly want to know the name of the background music.
There is drawer in the middle of the desk ? How does the person sit with it's legs apart ?
What is the music name?
It is brilliant
Does anyone know which Montblanc pen Mr. Johannes Huebl has?
Please, someone tell me the name of the background music.
this is a myth, no drawer is this empty, if you open my drawer, you can get lost in time
what u keep inside pockets
ur office bag
plz tell
Name of the background music?
Did you know it 😔
Whats the model name for MontBlanc pen at 2.38 ?
Loved this.. Thx Mr Porter
What kind of watch is that at 3:35
Mark Trujillo it's a hand watch
Sponsored by Aesop and Tom Ford.
Can a new 2020 of this be made?
everytime i watch Mr.Porter video, i always like the background song of their videos but i don't have any clue whose song are they played.. can you suggest me song like this ? for study and working purpose..
What's the watch on the last person?
What camera and lens do you guys uses to make those nice looking Mr.Porter videos?
+Chan Aung It looks like this was shot on a Red Epic with an Angineux Optimo lens
Kyle Macfadzean thanks man, so precise..
+Kyle Macfadzean How did you find out?
Okay this isn't a desk drawer. Maybe a bed side drawer or something but a desk drawer is for paperwork and stuff to do with paperwork.
Why u so stylish Mr. Porter ? why ?
1:34 That voice!
3rd guy sounded like he was auditioning for American psycho's Patrick Bateman role. Lol
Did Jay Peterman write this?
Good as always but too much product placement.
That's so impressive
What font was used in the video? Thanks
Comic Sans MS
This is very pretentious.
IsurusDrums how come?
I love it
Thanks, This made my inner gentleman kick my outer couch potato in the nuts for a much needed wake-up call.
you can smell the pretentiousness seeping out of their pores
kaiz n smells great right?
jajaja
Aesop can use this as their own commercial - "All men need Aesop.."
God damn. Mine has paperclips, coffee bags and a can of tuna lmao.
I keep an M14, string cheese and a nail clipper in my drawer. How about you guys?
in my desk there is chocolate wrappers and rubber bands and some essentials like the ones shown above ,except all of them can be bought from seven eleven.
2:25 what type of wallet is that?
The Mr Wei Koh one is literally the American Psycho intro
Tom Ford sells his cosmetics at a pretty penny but I am glad that he shares his lifestyle secretes for whoever is interested at free of charge.
What’s the song to this?
how about G Strings ?
Love this!
What’s the music?
A gentleman always keeps a shaving kit for The Art of Shaving The Perfect Shave. Moisturize if you have dry skin.
I remember watching And Justice For All Starring Al Pacino where he spent the night in Jail and when he went to His Office, he had a Private Bathroom. He had a Fresh Shirt and mistook Deodorant for Shaving Cream. He found it, as well as his "Office Toothbrush & Toothpaste."
This was such a great video but the first minute I thought this was a split personality
Great video
nice video
thanks from india
bro