South Africans at the beach/sea be like

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  • This is how some parents behave at beach ! It’s a parody!
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  • @lubandlovu4686
    @lubandlovu4686 4 года назад +943

    I wonder how people react to Lasizwe talking to himself on the beach as well as the wig and outfit changes😹

    • @sitha552
      @sitha552 4 года назад +22

      Lulu Charlene
      IKR!
      I’ve always wondered how he does this without embarrassment

    • @Fgldesigns
      @Fgldesigns 4 года назад +20

      @@sitha552 Because he makes it knowing that is his Job

    • @fadzaisibanda145
      @fadzaisibanda145 4 года назад +3

      Aybo I wonder

    • @cruelladupreez6058
      @cruelladupreez6058 4 года назад +13

      Because he is a free spirit with a great sense of humor?

    • @lilbee1039
      @lilbee1039 4 года назад

      Lasizwe

  • @kdydreamin
    @kdydreamin 4 года назад +1026

    And Indian people will take the whole family and kitchen to the beach instead of going to swim in the water half of the time😂😂😂

    • @nikkid4890
      @nikkid4890 4 года назад +10

      Hahaha! So true that! Gotta love stereotypes 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lesego2933
      @lesego2933 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

    • @kdydreamin
      @kdydreamin 4 года назад +3

      @@nikkid4890 😂😂😂

    • @SJ-mo1fs
      @SJ-mo1fs 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🇿🇦

    • @lindalogan8460
      @lindalogan8460 4 года назад +11

      Damn that's so funny.... AND so true 😂

  • @lanadelreyismymother
    @lanadelreyismymother 4 года назад +181

    "Your father is by robben island do u wanna join him😂"
    That "yarrrrr" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤

  • @leehking5212
    @leehking5212 4 года назад +817

    "THEY CAN SWIN YOU CAN'T SWIM!"
    "WE ARE NOT HERE TO DODGE WATER."
    "JUST BE CAREFULITY."
    Kodwa Lasizwe you spying on people neh?

  • @monetenglish68
    @monetenglish68 4 года назад +284

    Black moms world wide 😂😂😂 love from the USA ❤

    • @Pheladi.M
      @Pheladi.M 4 года назад +14

      I thought it's in SA only, even US moms are like that?😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @monetenglish68
      @monetenglish68 4 года назад +19

      @@Pheladi.M black mothers in America are just like that. I think it's the African connection. White moms in America depends on which culture you are dealing with. Irish and Italian moms are like black mothers🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @monetenglish68
      @monetenglish68 4 года назад +7

      @@Pheladi.M but as a black mom I'm like that with my daughter....I tell her you wanna get bitten by a shark or I be like if you let go of my hands you ain't never gonna see me again. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pheladi.M
      @Pheladi.M 4 года назад +8

      It must be an African thing hey😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. Black moms are hilarious

    • @mobalance4736
      @mobalance4736 3 года назад +3

      Dipping her feet to collect cleansing water.. Finished me

  • @thickleeyonce853
    @thickleeyonce853 4 года назад +313

    “The water gonna eat you “ 😭😭😭🤣😂😂😂 Njabulo’s accent kills me every time no ways 😭😂🤣

  • @itsjustsamantha2657
    @itsjustsamantha2657 4 года назад +288

    The South African mother is the plug lol
    "When the water goes that way, you run toward it"
    "When it comes back ..you come back"

  • @mazandies
    @mazandies 4 года назад +49

    "Im taking this to my Prophet. This year sifuna imali, sifuna uthando"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paballomolefe5645
    @paballomolefe5645 4 года назад +102

    "Mommy need to collect beach water for cleansing" 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @khethimudau
    @khethimudau 4 года назад +187

    The man voice kills me every time 😂😂😂

  • @IkieTandjies
    @IkieTandjies 4 года назад +342

    That random "Ge" before every word for the coloureds always kills me 😂😂😂😂

    • @nikkid4890
      @nikkid4890 4 года назад +6

      He slays those mannerisms, for sure! 🤣

    • @kalakaoageng
      @kalakaoageng 4 года назад +3

      Uit die blou van

    • @nqobilengubane4207
      @nqobilengubane4207 4 года назад +12

      Gedifficult 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @giagia4631
      @giagia4631 3 года назад +1

      @@kalakaoageng 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gabnando
    @gabnando 4 года назад +140

    "We're not here to dodge water." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @onthanketsi5796
    @onthanketsi5796 4 года назад +24

    That Zimbabwean or Malawian accent keeps taking me out!!!😂😂😂 I love to hear it.

  • @brandonalfonso8406
    @brandonalfonso8406 4 года назад +702

    The guy in the background with a Zim accent is the one who makes these videos funny.

    • @nakedirapudi5417
      @nakedirapudi5417 4 года назад +23

      Brandon Alfonso i like him a lot 😂😂😂

    • @brandonalfonso8406
      @brandonalfonso8406 4 года назад +12

      @@nakedirapudi5417 he's the best... Funny as hell😂😂 kills me in all the videos

    • @brandonalfonso8406
      @brandonalfonso8406 4 года назад +2

      @@nakedirapudi5417 he's the best... Funny as hell😂😂 kills me in all the videos

    • @diamondgirl1264
      @diamondgirl1264 4 года назад +4

      I love him the most! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ouzajane1919
      @ouzajane1919 4 года назад +28

      he is funny too, but he not the one making the video funny alone... haibbooooo

  • @jadesfries203
    @jadesfries203 4 года назад +151

    The colored mom was overly accurate! My mom is 1000% like that!!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @omphemetsemabe340
    @omphemetsemabe340 4 года назад +66

    Notification gaaaaaang 💃💃💃💃💃
    The coloured mom FINISHED me 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀

    • @kustakuties9847
      @kustakuties9847 4 года назад

      Omphemetse Mabe Classic 😂😂😂😂

  • @juanitatjamuaha2498
    @juanitatjamuaha2498 4 года назад +51

    "You can see your father is there, You wanna join him"..😂😂😂😂

  • @Skallywax
    @Skallywax 4 года назад +150

    Just love your channel! We in South Africa don’t make enough fun of ourselves. Us young people need someone like you! Someone that can joke and tear down racial walls. We are all the same but different 😀. Keep up the good work! Let me know if you need extras. 😁

  • @sisiphodwabayo4017
    @sisiphodwabayo4017 4 года назад +18

    I felt that "JAMAINE!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @ricemonger33
    @ricemonger33 4 года назад +31

    WE LOVE YOU LASIZWE !!!!... sending your way lots of love and best wishes from INDIA 😍🇮🇳

  • @lish1947
    @lish1947 4 года назад +54

    "I DON'T HAVE MEDICAL AID" 😂

  • @nathaleysauls873
    @nathaleysauls873 4 года назад +62

    “You can see the white children are swimming they can swim u can’t swim”😂😂🤣

  • @kholap8674
    @kholap8674 4 года назад +78

    The voice of the white child is killing me 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bambieyedgirl7846
      @bambieyedgirl7846 4 года назад +3

      "Geez Ma, calm down!..I can swim!!..Swimming since I was a new born baby!"
      LOL!

  • @MrJamizee
    @MrJamizee 4 года назад +56

    "We are not here to dodge water" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pepsicola0786
    @pepsicola0786 4 года назад +24

    "But ma you being so gedifficult man" 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @chisomnnamani
    @chisomnnamani 4 года назад +59

    Quote of 2020
    "The water is gonna eat you"
    Someone get that on a shirt

  • @LasizweDambuza
    @LasizweDambuza  4 года назад +203

    The comment with the most likes wins an E-Wallet from me - GOOD LUCK :-)

    • @annmariebusu9924
      @annmariebusu9924 4 года назад

      Lasizwe Dambuza what is e wallet?

    • @lungilezungu9843
      @lungilezungu9843 4 года назад +4

      @@annmariebusu9924 LOL. It's money.

    • @estherakser5353
      @estherakser5353 4 года назад +1

      First National Bank holders have e-wallet sending money to someone with the phone
      #CellphoneBanking

    • @annmariebusu9924
      @annmariebusu9924 4 года назад +1

      Esther Akser thank you 😊. I am in Canada.

    • @annmariebusu9924
      @annmariebusu9924 4 года назад

      Lungile Zungu ok 😁

  • @thelmanyambi3884
    @thelmanyambi3884 4 года назад +17

    Black Mom: Sifuna imali,sifuna uthando got me waking up my flat mate she thought I was crying for real lol

  • @juanitatjamuaha2498
    @juanitatjamuaha2498 4 года назад +11

    "You will be an orphan immediately..😂😂😂😂 The poor kid.!

  • @pontsholatakgomo478
    @pontsholatakgomo478 4 года назад +9

    Njabulo’s accent is the one 😂😂😂😂🙆🏼‍♀️🔥 I stan hard 🙌🏼
    “The water gonna eat you”🤣🤣🤣⚰️💀💀

  • @oloratogaosenkwe4827
    @oloratogaosenkwe4827 4 года назад +74

    "Jst swim with the sharks,swim with the dolphins"😂

  • @xiluvarikhotso2180
    @xiluvarikhotso2180 4 года назад +13

    "Swimming since I was a new born baby" 😂😂😂🤣

  • @themelancholyboy2325
    @themelancholyboy2325 4 года назад +5

    That zoom in shot of the flip flop.
    Wooooowwwwww.
    Steven Speilberg could never.

  • @dreasarchive
    @dreasarchive 4 года назад +291

    Imaging seeing someone on the beach wearing a weave screaming at no one while someone is recording
    Must be nice

  • @chilombomwambazi4775
    @chilombomwambazi4775 4 года назад +9

    She just killed me with laughter when she said"nifuna ko Mali am taking this to my prophet" so typical .....lol

  • @juiciliousjaftha8762
    @juiciliousjaftha8762 4 года назад +21

    Hahaha, I love how you make us Coloureds such a Gat wuh...ek like dit..jys soe cute met jou content

  • @loben1473
    @loben1473 4 года назад +42

    "for cleansing"🤣 died

  • @Andrea-qj5kk
    @Andrea-qj5kk 4 года назад +39

    Coloured Mom verb: I will disown you !

  • @tinotendaganja6406
    @tinotendaganja6406 4 года назад +8

    "I've been single for long long long and now I must cleanse"😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kiananair3063
    @kiananair3063 4 года назад +7

    When the coloured mom took her shoe off I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling down my face😂😂

  • @susieslife809
    @susieslife809 4 года назад +52

    Can't wait till he gets 1mil subs he deserves it

  • @zaitunabaru6956
    @zaitunabaru6956 4 года назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 black mums rock!!!! Lasizwe you deserve an out for bringing laughter in our lives. Love from 🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬

  • @smurfeyblue3667
    @smurfeyblue3667 4 года назад +17

    😂😂😂😂so accurate I did the same thing when I was in Cape Town (Running away from the waves)🤣🤣

  • @MissOJAY
    @MissOJAY 4 года назад +31

    Everyone else: sea water/Ocean
    Lasizwe's character: beach water,😅

  • @MaOnline-ix6wy
    @MaOnline-ix6wy 4 года назад +54

    The way Lasiswe ridicules the cultural differences between white, coloured and black👌.We laugh but its true😂

    • @tracymausse5322
      @tracymausse5322 4 года назад

      Ma2000 Online Ahahahah word.

    • @luvingg
      @luvingg 4 года назад

      Ma2000 Online What is colored? I’m from the US.

    • @Oh_Hey764
      @Oh_Hey764 4 года назад

      @@luvingg mixed race

    • @luvingg
      @luvingg 4 года назад +4

      @@Oh_Hey764 Thank you! In the US it was a derogatory term that white used to refer to Black people.

  • @lebogangmashego4954
    @lebogangmashego4954 4 года назад +17

    White mom be like "go swim with the sharks, swim with the dolphins" den she kills me when she says😅 "be safe okay" 🤣🤣🤣like how???

  • @taraqueeks6766
    @taraqueeks6766 4 года назад +55

    "You can see the white children are swimming they can swim!"

  • @lapreshmahlobo7061
    @lapreshmahlobo7061 4 года назад +6

    "Leave the white person swimming" 😂😂😂😂

  • @nokuthula2663
    @nokuthula2663 4 года назад +4

    "Swim with the dolphins, swim with the SHARKS!" 😂😂 That's when I knew the video finna be lit😂

  • @tumisang432
    @tumisang432 4 года назад +14

    Non south African fans wassup😀
    Lasizwe I absolutely love your show and RUclips videos

  • @maslinemumbamarwo4190
    @maslinemumbamarwo4190 4 года назад +37

    I must take this To my profit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @patt2486
      @patt2486 4 года назад +1

      That just killed me .....

    • @Lebogang_Bothman
      @Lebogang_Bothman 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @robexuganda4034
    @robexuganda4034 4 года назад +37

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.hahahahaha funny imagine being orphan immediately cause of swimming and that sandal 👣 😂..mama the water gonna eat u😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌..love from Uganda

    • @makangajulius98
      @makangajulius98 4 года назад +5

      Finally my fellow Ugandans have noticed Lasizwe

    • @robexuganda4034
      @robexuganda4034 4 года назад +1

      @@makangajulius98 not only today. .I have been following for long..

    • @makangajulius98
      @makangajulius98 4 года назад +2

      @@robexuganda4034 ooh nice to meet you

    • @jassiejaseal9364
      @jassiejaseal9364 4 года назад

      @@robexuganda4034 I'm here too،🙋

  • @melissanguimbous3730
    @melissanguimbous3730 4 года назад +2

    😂🤣😂🤣😂👐 i really like you. From Cameroon😘

  • @ndle1832
    @ndle1832 4 года назад +8

    Lasizwe: " becarefulity "
    Me : dead😂😂😂

  • @mahluliskosana
    @mahluliskosana 4 года назад +6

    Mara Lasizwe you’re a blessing in our lives😂😂😂😂😂I died watching this especially the kids voices just murder me💔💔😂

  • @candiceparker4553
    @candiceparker4553 4 года назад +7

    I love this! Kalit auntie on point...los my yt ma.... I just wanna swim like peter🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lktdj4025
    @lktdj4025 4 года назад +1

    The minute he said "Njabulo!" Lol😂😂😂

  • @MaliRH
    @MaliRH 4 года назад +199

    Who's else isn't south African and loves lasizwe? ?👇

    • @Lilyium
      @Lilyium 4 года назад +3

      I'm obsessed.

    • @lethuuu.3x
      @lethuuu.3x 4 года назад +4

      I am South African and happy 😃😃😃😀

  • @emjaesmith5013
    @emjaesmith5013 4 года назад +1

    😂😩 when it goes that side you run towards it and when it comes back you run away

  • @cashibacamrin
    @cashibacamrin 4 года назад +12

    That's how I behave when I go to the beach with my daughter here in Jamaica 😂

  • @margaretg8982
    @margaretg8982 4 года назад +1

    You're mad funny🤣🤣🤣
    Love from Trinidad & Tobago 🇹🇹

  • @mohlatlegotebogo8015
    @mohlatlegotebogo8015 4 года назад +40

    If you wanna swim like Peter and Randol, I will disown you immediately 😂😂😂😂

  • @_Lolo00
    @_Lolo00 4 года назад +5

    "we are not here to dodge water" the accent of this sentence 😂😂😂
    "just be carefulity"

  • @andreipretorius92
    @andreipretorius92 4 года назад +4

    So accurate. I love it. Especially when you go to the beach and see the people dodging the water. Your videos are frear

  • @sphumelelesijadu
    @sphumelelesijadu 4 года назад +1

    A whole prophet hai!😂😂
    It's too much 🙆‍♂️🙅‍♀️

  • @kaitlyndavis1919
    @kaitlyndavis1919 4 года назад +6

    When you get sent with that 2l bottle 😂

  • @sunefourie4375
    @sunefourie4375 4 года назад

    YOU sir, are absolutely BRILLIANT!!!

  • @nonjabulobeje3798
    @nonjabulobeje3798 4 года назад +3

    The moment I heard "Njabulo!!!" I knew am the one who's gonna get E-wallet😂😂😂😂😂

  • @poshykays6403
    @poshykays6403 4 года назад +2

    That guy's voice it kills me."mama i dont want a stepfather 😂😂😂😂

  • @josephinesadie8464
    @josephinesadie8464 4 года назад +9

    I just love how he talk.. All the way from Ghana 🇬🇭 🇬🇭 🇬🇭

  • @ruthyzikhali7978
    @ruthyzikhali7978 4 года назад

    I love you, I just cannot !❤ Your videos are FIRE!!!

  • @RSA169
    @RSA169 4 года назад +28

    PeP vs Mr Price vs Edgars/Truworths

  • @HappyFella44
    @HappyFella44 4 года назад

    You are amazing. I clicked on thumbs up even before watching the whole video. Coz I know it’s gonna be fun. 😂😂😂

  • @cindymthethwa9926
    @cindymthethwa9926 4 года назад +3

    From the beginning i knew that the accuracy is about to be crazy n funny 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @millyplough6878
    @millyplough6878 4 года назад

    The black mom with the bag yeses 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mommy has to collect beach water...
    Do like I do.
    Surely you are doing yr thing Lasizwe...

  • @sibulelesoci7330
    @sibulelesoci7330 4 года назад +7

    “We not here to dodge water “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RegoOlerato
    @RegoOlerato 4 года назад +1

    "Mama, you're gonna drown. The water is going to drown you"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣let me catch my breathe real quick...Njabulo's voice is gonna be the death of me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MihlaliN
    @MihlaliN 4 года назад +53

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lusandangcukacele7472
    @lusandangcukacele7472 4 года назад

    Every time I'm watching these videos I'm always waiting patiently for Black mom🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣They are end game shem

  • @emilymarks2317
    @emilymarks2317 4 года назад +4

    "Leave that white person that is swimming" I’m so gone💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂 and then he adds "your father is there by Robbin Island you can see your father’s there"💀💀💀😂😂😂

  • @nthabisengmsibi9657
    @nthabisengmsibi9657 4 года назад +4

    Lmao as for take this to my “profit” haaaiii I die 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Raccocooney
    @Raccocooney 4 года назад +50

    More people are killed each year by cows than by sharks 🤣🤣🤣

  • @memorybapiro654
    @memorybapiro654 4 года назад

    You are the best, you always put a smile on my face. Keep up the good job.

  • @none_of_your_business99
    @none_of_your_business99 4 года назад +6

    Swim with the sharks pho🤣🤣

  • @joymubvumbi168
    @joymubvumbi168 4 года назад +1

    The black mom weave alone killed me😂😂😂

  • @jaydinjohnston7681
    @jaydinjohnston7681 4 года назад +3

    The fact that I liked the video before it even started just shows

  • @kgalifenty7583
    @kgalifenty7583 4 года назад +1

    Did I watch this at 3AM? YESS.
    Thanks Lasizwe for making me laugh at the oddest hour(s) of the day while people are dreaming and stuff 😭.

  • @ladybee0881
    @ladybee0881 4 года назад +3

    “Just be carefulitity” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zoe_m2718
    @zoe_m2718 4 года назад +1

    That twist wig from the black mother! 😂😂😂

  • @kjc6939
    @kjc6939 4 года назад +19

    I love how this is in Cape Town

  • @phathiswaportiagaba2914
    @phathiswaportiagaba2914 3 года назад

    Swim where I can see you 💀💀💀💀💔😂😂😂😂😂yorh😪
    "I am your mother I know what's best for you ''...every parent's favourite line😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @forevertheaii
    @forevertheaii 4 года назад +3

    "Njabulo don't go in the water man whoah!"🤣 reminds me of an aunty of mine who told me that people from the Manyathela family can't go to any beach in Durban or they'll get taken by the water😂💔that's my mom's side of the family, so she says since I don't use their surname I'm immune from this 🤣I'll stay with eastern cape and western cape

  • @njabul0
    @njabul0 4 года назад +1

    looked away from the screen and heard “NJABULO!” did i not panic thinking it’s my mom 😭😭😭😭🤣

  • @paulinesholoma2440
    @paulinesholoma2440 4 года назад +13

    🤣🤣🤣🤣"we are not here to dodge water"💀

  • @cherel-leighnjonas8559
    @cherel-leighnjonas8559 4 года назад +2

    "This year si'funa imali, si'funa uthando"
    Me : yasss louder 😍😝😝😝

  • @emilymarks2317
    @emilymarks2317 4 года назад +3

    "Leave that white person that is swimming" I’m so gone💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @siyalani
    @siyalani 4 года назад +2

    Swim by the shallow 😂😂😂mood all summer long🤪🤣🤝

  • @avdiophxraoh3016
    @avdiophxraoh3016 4 года назад +7

    WE’RE NOT HERE TO DODGEy WATER 😭😭

    • @holyspaces
      @holyspaces 4 года назад

      AVDIO PHXRAOH 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @proud_nosipho3680
    @proud_nosipho3680 4 года назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Yoh ai Lasizwe 😂😂🔥🔥🔥

  • @naledimphago2329
    @naledimphago2329 4 года назад +6

    “When the water comes back you go back” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤚🏽