"Something to plump up my ego before the void" - The kind of lyrical beauty that would be carved in granite if spoken by Oscar Wilde, here delivered unheralded by a slightly harassed person in a park surrounded by bicycles. Allow me to herald it. Thank you.
have just discovered this series and nothing is a testament to its quality quite like the tour de france rerouting to follow the yhcih path. congratulations!
I know im not spsd to answer or nobble Marks view, but, sleet Sleet is a joyous , sideways non snow, that doesn't hurt, melts on impact with the ground and makes an uproarious sound on a conservatory roof, when you are inside. Sleet.
Only the fact that I was watching a video that was (presumably) uploaded by Alex kept me from believing I was watching a record of his last minutes on Earth.
"Slugs are limited to what they can find and prepare themselves" -M.W. I am so tempted to have this done up on a shirt. There can also be a pic of a cartoon slug with tiny chef's hat. Fantastic video!
Ooh 4:04 thank you so much for answering my question!! Glad you enjoyed it lol (I picked walrus too, it's not actually my original question- it was a meme that went big on tumblr a couple of months ago :))
Wonderful format. Remarkable camera work. Very endearing idiocy all round it must be said, do think not adding Key to this format was excellent foresight
would like to let you know i visited the park you were in when you filmed in leeds a few weeks ago, slightly underwhelming but it was fun to hunt it down
Here's another question! If the Suffragette movement happened today, would the majority of people be on their side or would the public react as we do to, for example, the Just Stop Oil campaign?
That jumper is dope. I had a cool jumper with an otter on it that I got from a second-hand store for less than $10, that day it was then knicked from a rave (placed it in the jacket/jumper/bags pile), do you reckon the thief is living a good life now or nah?
Hello. I have a question. Here is the question: if Earth is the third rock from the sun, what is the ninth rock from the sun? At what point should we stop counting rocks from the sun? Or nah?
As much as I want more people to ride bikes like I saw in this chaotic video, not a one of them rang their bells to warn anyone they were coming, which is unacceptable.
Heartening to see that London's LEZ scheme is so widely adopted in your neighbourhood. Barring that one infantile motorist no one operated a car far and wide!
If you need to ask someone you know if they still have their appendix, either you weren't listening or they still have it Those who suffered appendicitis never shut up about it or their teeny, tiny, scar.
I see that you began today’s episode in Kitson Road. I presume this is in honour of Daniel Kitson and expect you will be starting each subsequent episode in a road that shares a name with a comedian.
Ah, but what it the fairy made a walrus appear? Would you then believe that the Walrus knocked guided by its own impetus to converse with you? Or would you think that it was only knocking because of fairy magic?
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According to eagle-eyed viewers we dealt with an onslaught of 54 bikes this video. I’m risking everything here. LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!
Like to add +1 to the “thought kindly about Watto” stat
really splashing the budget on the number of extras you hired for this episode ❤
I wouldn’t mind a spin-off series with Mark trying to balance stuff on himself.
"Something to plump up my ego before the void" - The kind of lyrical beauty that would be carved in granite if spoken by Oscar Wilde, here delivered unheralded by a slightly harassed person in a park surrounded by bicycles. Allow me to herald it. Thank you.
genuinely the single most stressful media i've ever watched
have just discovered this series and nothing is a testament to its quality quite like the tour de france rerouting to follow the yhcih path. congratulations!
This is my favourite RUclips information channel to rival chat GPT, without a doubt. My question is who are your online rivals in this field?
I believe Mr Beast's going to be getting in the game.
@@gavinmallett9331 Terence Ogilivy has always had an eye for this sort of thing, would not be suprised
i hope we'll get the appendix update soon
and it is, in fact, brat summer
Maybe he’ll update your comment directly.
I hope you said please.
Just say his name three times.
I hope you live near a station
I am interacting with the content
Bike Count: 54 (Plus a scooter and a child driving a car)
I'm 80% sure the one at 8:37 is a TIE Fighter.
@@echidna8159 And cute with it.
Crackin’ me up 😂
I was so worried that Alex Horne's appendix would turn out to be in the jumper box...
Most underrated form of precipitation?
I know im not spsd to answer or nobble Marks view, but, sleet
Sleet is a joyous , sideways non snow, that doesn't hurt, melts on impact with the ground and makes an uproarious sound on a conservatory roof, when you are inside.
Sleet.
Only the fact that I was watching a video that was (presumably) uploaded by Alex kept me from believing I was watching a record of his last minutes on Earth.
That is indeed a glorious jumper! ✨🕺🏻✨
If you love / like Mark please let him know in any way possible. He deserves it! We love you Mark.
"Slugs are limited to what they can find and prepare themselves" -M.W.
I am so tempted to have this done up on a shirt. There can also be a pic of a cartoon slug with tiny chef's hat. Fantastic video!
We love you as a comedian Mark. You are brilliantly funny and kind. Best wishes from us. g+m
Ooh 4:04 thank you so much for answering my question!! Glad you enjoyed it lol (I picked walrus too, it's not actually my original question- it was a meme that went big on tumblr a couple of months ago :))
Love that jumper!!! Bravo, well done 🎉😊
Eee nice to see you have a RUclips channel :) A pleasant surprise in my feed today.
A lot of stuff for you to get stuck into Gertrude!
Wonderful format. Remarkable camera work. Very endearing idiocy all round it must be said, do think not adding Key to this format was excellent foresight
Seems Katie Melua was lying when she said there's Nine Million Bicycles in Beijing as clearly they're all in that park
Nice. 😊
These videos always make my day, thank you for everything you do Mark ❤ appreciate you so much
would like to let you know i visited the park you were in when you filmed in leeds a few weeks ago, slightly underwhelming but it was fun to hunt it down
"I think it's mayo" - Mark Watson 2024
Mark answering the question 'what am i going to do to avoid my family on this beautiful sunday' with 'mark watson has a youtube channel'
Today's show was fantastic!
Oh, what glorious madness! :D
I love these! My question is: how many kinds of soup are there? Is it even possible to separate the similar ones and get a clear number?
Thank you for answering my question about slugs. I can sleep easy tonight.
this episode makes me uncomfortable! love the series and the jumper
This would have been a lot easier had Mark been walking backwards.
You overestimate my ability to walk backwards.
Have you considered doing "Yes How Can I Help?" through other mediums, such as water or even treacle?
Here's another question! If the Suffragette movement happened today, would the majority of people be on their side or would the public react as we do to, for example, the Just Stop Oil campaign?
That jumper is dope. I had a cool jumper with an otter on it that I got from a second-hand store for less than $10, that day it was then knicked from a rave (placed it in the jacket/jumper/bags pile), do you reckon the thief is living a good life now or nah?
Is it time for sketch shows to make a comeback? Yeah or Nah
A slug is a snail without a shell, yes?
The appendix is the letterbox of the body 😂
Did not know I needed this so much ❤
Is nah the single best alternative to no or nah?
Does a spider have a heart or nah?
Is Halloween the best holiday, yes or nah?
Hello. I have a question. Here is the question: if Earth is the third rock from the sun, what is the ninth rock from the sun? At what point should we stop counting rocks from the sun? Or nah?
Would a new zodiac with just 4 signs - Mole, Ratty, Badger and Toad - be useful for Humanity ... _or nah_?
As much as I want more people to ride bikes like I saw in this chaotic video, not a one of them rang their bells to warn anyone they were coming, which is unacceptable.
Love this
Love from Boston 🎉❤ 🇺🇸
My question: did the chicken say the egg came first to hide an affair with another rooster? 🐓
Can you ever have enough jumpers or nah?
Edinburgh?
Will Alex cope with the cobbles while walking backwards?
Alex’s mum here: please do not tempt fate - been there (literally). Nobody in this family wants another Edinburgh mercy mission!
You should go too, just to be on the safe side @fionadp
@@VL-qy4fchaha, nope, we know our place!
Heartening to see that London's LEZ scheme is so widely adopted in your neighbourhood. Barring that one infantile motorist no one operated a car far and wide!
Bikes or nah? 😂😂😂
Here's a question for you boss, a full English breakfast should have hash browns on it, or nah?
From whence do you know the happiness of fish?
Does a spider have a heart, or nah?
If you need to ask someone you know if they still have their appendix, either you weren't listening or they still have it
Those who suffered appendicitis never shut up about it or their teeny, tiny, scar.
Is No More Jockeys coming back, or nah?
My guess is nah for this one.😢
@@leona6455 don't be so pessimistic, we might have another pandemic next year
@@barnaclefelching4079 we live in hope!😂
@@leona6455big nah
Heres a question: Why is Tim Keys run in Edinburgh starting the day after I leave this year? Is he avoiding me?
How small would my living conditions need to be before I'm no longer considered free range?
Genuine question: What's your favourite question format (other than 'or nah?')
Another question! how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? /j
What is the worst thing you have ever done?
Should I get my foot removed for cosmetic purposes, or nah?
Why is north always shown up top on maps? When will cartographers live a little and put south above north?
Are communication devices like smart phones damaging communication? ... or nah?
Should my partner and I come visit UK next year or nah? (We live in Ohio in the US)
Childrens entertainer dressed as a fairy - Dara O'Briain in a tutu?
Can waffles be made with pancake batter or nah?
Why such small tee?
In the event of an apocalypse, would any Alex (Horne, Camera or otherwise) be worth saving or nah?
Did the dinosaurs predict the meteor coming to wipe them out, or nah?
I see that you began today’s episode in Kitson Road. I presume this is in honour of Daniel Kitson and expect you will be starting each subsequent episode in a road that shares a name with a comedian.
Kitson's earthenware, la la la la laaaa
What's next for Chippenham?
Ah, but what it the fairy made a walrus appear? Would you then believe that the Walrus knocked guided by its own impetus to converse with you? Or would you think that it was only knocking because of fairy magic?
Does Penelope Pitstop wear gloves for job purposes or nah?
Where do the sounds of silent letters go?
Mark looks a bit like Ben from outnumbered if he grew up a lot
Mark Watson, you famous touring comedian, will you join Ed Gamble on his podcast with some gentleman from the home of Weetabix (no sponsor)
Is duck the best meat or nah?
Here’s a question: if you had to invent and name a 27th letter of the alphabet, what would it be called?
Time travel, or nah?
Question- was Jesus actually ancient code for the magic mushroom or Na ?
Here’s a question, should I wake all the kids up to drive my teenager the ten minute walk to the school bus stop, or nah?
Would you rather have the head of a giraffe and body of a snake, or nah?
Use your paws to dig up a bone. Save for later or gnaw?
Did the aliens fake the crop circles? Or nah?
was that a 99-e?
There's been a few articles recently predicting that the AI bubble is about to burst, are you concerned that your own bubble will burst?
Will you answer nah to this question? or nah?
@@fezehim fiddly
Is it appropriate to hop on Google Earth and determine exactly where you're walking, or nah?
I'd say it's appropriate as long as you don't widely broadcast it. That would be a bit uncool but for your own info - go for it.
Are the new episodes of ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire’ with Jeremy Clarkson worth a watch, or Nah?
If you were a soup, what kind of soup would you be?
Why even bother with the silent P in Pterodactyl?
Warhammer 40K or nah?
Do you wish you could do a backflip or na?
That video was a bit too high octane for my taste, I came here for answers not Point Break (1991) style thrills.
The Russians dug a hole about 8 miles deep in the earth before they gave up as their drills were melting. How can you (or Alex) dig a deeper hole?
You managed almost 15 minutes without fussing with you hair. I'd love to see you do that without a bow under your arm. Challenge asserted!
Salted Caramel or nah?
First
First the worst , second the best, now lets wait for the one with the hairy chest
Grats Gav
@@gavinmallett9331 I'm hoping to lose my virginity soon too, looks like you're on the right path, best of luck