A Surprisingly Feral Edition of "YES, HOW CAN I HELP?" | Mark Watson

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @Aphelion969
    @Aphelion969 Месяц назад +21

    I am interacting with the content

  • @watsoncomedian
    @watsoncomedian  Месяц назад +34

    We recorded this 5 days ago, I’m still jittery from that hat-trick

    • @barnaclefelching4079
      @barnaclefelching4079 Месяц назад +1

      You've every right to be delighted, I for one am also, stay fiddly etc

  • @peterspyer1124
    @peterspyer1124 Месяц назад +14

    Re triangle sandwiches, I have a Sandwich Theory. It goes a little bit like this: Best part of sandwich is the middle, and worst is the crusts. In the corner of a sandwich you have too much crust to middle ratio. By cutting a sandwich in 2 rectangles you maintain the full 4 bites of corner, whereas if you cut into triangles you magically remove two of the corners, maintaining a better crust to middle ratio throughout, which makes the sandwich experience better. This is why if you go even fancier you get sandwiches cut into 1/4 triangles, but these aren't optimal for on-the-go eating. Thank you for listening to my Sandwich Theory.

    • @inopsology5208
      @inopsology5208 Месяц назад +3

      I endorse this comment

    • @onehalfspin
      @onehalfspin Месяц назад +6

      @peterspyer1124 I never thought about it, but you're right! I'll demonstrate more quantitatively in support of your theory:
      Let's assume a square piece of bread, with each side equal to length 1. That means you have a total crust length of 4.
      If you cut the bread in half orthogonally, each half of the bread has a middle-side length of 1 and a crust length of 2. That's a 2:1 ratio (duh) of crust to middle edges.
      But if you slice it diagonally, you still have a crust length of 2, but now you have a middle length of SQRT(1^2+1^2) = SQRT(2) = about 1.414.
      So the crust to middle ratio is 2/1.4.14, which is also 1.414. That's 29.3% lower than the orthogonal cut!

    • @andycain4351
      @andycain4351 Месяц назад +5

      I love that my question about sandwiches not only got answered by Mark but also talked about in the comments. What a lovely suprise. Happy sandwiching everyone 😀👍

    • @jefyhunt6219
      @jefyhunt6219 Месяц назад +1

      Brilliant answer, an example of "exact science"

    • @returnoftheredeye
      @returnoftheredeye Месяц назад +1

      You should do a Bred Talk.

  • @onehalfspin
    @onehalfspin Месяц назад +8

    Hello Mark Watson,
    I greatly appreciate your efforts at demonstrating that AI has yet to make humanity obsolete!
    Besides answering questions, many AIs today can create images. But this uses up way too many resources, so I'd rather give the job to a human.
    So can you please draw a picture for me of a pig wearing a hat, who is visiting the EIffel tower? Thank you so much for your assistance in this matter.

  • @trudimclaren4301
    @trudimclaren4301 Месяц назад +2

    "If the moon fell into the sea, we'd all get wet" 😂😂😂

  • @mythalive
    @mythalive Месяц назад +3

    Thank you for answering my question again! I am enjoying interacting with the content.

  • @RLukeDavis
    @RLukeDavis Месяц назад +2

    Oh my word Mark
    The nuclear precision of your perception dazzles me constantly whilst I learn from you, and the quantum energy of this transmission is finally making sense.
    Immediate insight to all the solutions at the same time.
    Nice

  • @jeaniebottle6758
    @jeaniebottle6758 Месяц назад +3

    May you easily reach 200, without hinder or injury. Good luck!

    • @barnaclefelching4079
      @barnaclefelching4079 Месяц назад

      More chance that you'll fart yourself to the moon, Alex is going to fall down an exposed manhole sooner or later, I just need to getting the timings right and my manhole lined up right

  • @tomxrv2554
    @tomxrv2554 Месяц назад +7

    I hope frightening man went and subscribed after that interaction

  • @paraworldblue
    @paraworldblue Месяц назад +1

    On the topic of ifs and their forms and sizes, it is important to note that they have a lifecycle. They start out as if larvae, then mature into just regular ifs, and then gradually (if not killed early) develop into planet-sized ifs, before then shrinking back down to shriveled raisin ifs and then dying and becoming "was ifs"

  • @BobMcDonald-c4h
    @BobMcDonald-c4h Месяц назад +7

    Why couldn't you just dip a lot of normal-sized flatbreads in the boiling cheese moon?

  • @StephanieRound
    @StephanieRound Месяц назад +3

    I am interacting with the content ❤

  • @Fitzpatrickstar
    @Fitzpatrickstar Месяц назад +2

    If the quantum friends are our littlest friends, what are our biggest friends?

  • @michaelrobson3460
    @michaelrobson3460 Месяц назад

    Blind baking. Really important to avoid a soggy bottom in any pie

  • @nosy-cat
    @nosy-cat Месяц назад +3

    Once, in the north of Iceland, I saw a flock of geese flying northwards. I tried to warn them that there's only cold sea that way, but they ignored me. Is there a secret landmass somewhere in the arctic ocean only migratory birds know about?

  • @HMTL1973
    @HMTL1973 Месяц назад +1

    Which would be best and why: Only being able to see the world in a single shade of red, or, for the rest of your life, hearing on an endless loop “Holding back the tears” by nineties band Simply Red?

  • @Afrojoet
    @Afrojoet Месяц назад +11

    I think I've seen you on RUclips, whats your name again?

  • @DorkingtonHacker
    @DorkingtonHacker Месяц назад +10

    Following on from your well explanation, what's the least serious topic on which it would be irresponsible to answer a child's query with "It's magic."

  • @TheOnyxFlame
    @TheOnyxFlame Месяц назад +2

    Thank you for answering my question. Due to tidal interactions, the Moon is receding from us 2cm per year. Should we use a lasso or something to keep it near, or nah?

  • @mosesseitler7420
    @mosesseitler7420 Месяц назад +1

    Extremely interesting you says Yes How Can I help a bit differently this time

  • @caughtjesting
    @caughtjesting Месяц назад +8

    Shouldn’t the back of the knee have a better name? It’s pretty important.

    • @J_PhD
      @J_PhD Месяц назад +2

      What's wrong with 'popliteal fossa'?

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 Месяц назад

      What, the knee pit?

  • @ChemOrSmth
    @ChemOrSmth Месяц назад +2

    Interesting timer at the start, think that's something we can keep for future episodes

    • @onehalfspin
      @onehalfspin Месяц назад +3

      Indeed, and since Mark ALWAYS has Alex start the timer before actually beginning to answer questions, add a rule that whenever Mark has accrued a "question time" deficit of 10 minutes, he has to record a full extra episode.
      "Deficit Day" would be a fitting time to address some of the sloshing backlog of questions, too!

  • @Lukey_B
    @Lukey_B Месяц назад

    Herb pâté on toast 🍷 (more interactions with the public “please”)

  • @bungaIowbill
    @bungaIowbill Месяц назад +3

    If you were to choose five historical figures to feature on some sort of television programme, what sort of spread would you prepare for backstage?

  • @robjordan2659
    @robjordan2659 Месяц назад +5

    Questiona. Carrots are supposed to make you see in the dark. Are there any vegetables that can help in other tricky situations?

  • @michaelrobson3460
    @michaelrobson3460 Месяц назад

    Cold callers on the phone, used to interrupt me while I was making my evening meal.
    So, I'd put the phone next to the microwave and ask them to tell me when it was done and go back to watching TV.
    Was I mean or nah?

  • @allostitches3461
    @allostitches3461 Месяц назад +1

    Distracted by trying to decide if someone is hobbling. Will rewatch for the actual content

  • @philh5292
    @philh5292 Месяц назад

    You never got round to the other half of the answer to my well water question, but that doesn't matter as I much preferred watching the excitement over the bike 'hat trick'. 😂

  • @Michael-xt2ce
    @Michael-xt2ce Месяц назад +2

    If A.V Fowlds and Sons are upholsterers, who are the downholsterers?

  • @MilChamp1
    @MilChamp1 Месяц назад +3

    Interestingly, we think that some quantum things fundamentally have no size. There is a strong theory that the electron is a point like particle, having a radius and volume of precisely 0.

    • @LOCKEYJ
      @LOCKEYJ Месяц назад +1

      Not big though are they

  • @samc2
    @samc2 Месяц назад

    Thank you for the very enjoyable content :) here's a question: what if whales could fly, and lived in the sky? The breathing is taken care of for one 🤔

  • @peterspyer1124
    @peterspyer1124 Месяц назад

    Why have penguins never flocked off to the north pole for a bit? Are they stupid? Thanks you for your wisdom and insight

    • @barnaclefelching4079
      @barnaclefelching4079 Месяц назад

      Don't want to squeal too loudly, but wouldn't an penguin be perturbed by our old friends, Polar Bears.
      Also they are quite thick, perhaps? Sorry for answering your question

  • @maldaror7097
    @maldaror7097 Месяц назад

    Mayo is spectacularrrrr

  • @ffoninamhcar24
    @ffoninamhcar24 Месяц назад

    if we could dip a flatbread into the cheesy moon, we could similarly live on and walk on that flatbread. could we picture this in a difference scenario, the Battlecruiser from the Star Wars universe and our cheesy moon, as a re-filling station for clone rations; (on the menu this month: nachos, cheese soufflé, frozen cheese) that might make more sense proportionally. this was my first episode of this channel and I am impressed, and enjoyed the banter. so a question: who built the megalithic structures in peru, and baalbek, lebanon (which might be destroyed by this current military escalation)?

  • @iambicpentakill971
    @iambicpentakill971 Месяц назад

    I first thought this said "Final Edition" and was sad

  • @tiesbeer
    @tiesbeer Месяц назад +1

    Inspired by the cyclists hat-trick, are there any fun names for other multiples of the same phenomena?

  • @80sobsessive
    @80sobsessive Месяц назад +2

    The fact that you don't want to replace the moon makes me sick to my stomach.
    Your lack of commitment has left me dry heaving.
    Thanks a 'Kin bunch mate.
    I am going to have to tell the kids that we potentially aren't going to have Christmas this year because YOU won't commit to a simple thing such as replacing the moon.
    We can all make the world a better place through small changes, my Nan for example has replaced meat and dairy in her diet with simply being dead since 1997.
    You wear a jumper woven from lies.
    Love the show, keep up the good work.

    • @onehalfspin
      @onehalfspin Месяц назад +1

      I mean to be fair, would ChatGPT bill willing to eat and replace the moon for you?

  • @MovieTalkieGirl
    @MovieTalkieGirl Месяц назад

    Content content content content content comedian!

  • @FrankieAndOzzy
    @FrankieAndOzzy Месяц назад

    Is space the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism or nah? Thank you my good fellow on your insight on this matter. I bid you farewell

  • @QOAL
    @QOAL Месяц назад +2

    Should more things have complimentary chocolates, or nah?

    • @onehalfspin
      @onehalfspin Месяц назад +2

      And what about complementary chocolates? If a particular type of chocolate mergers synergistically in the gustatory senses with something, should it be included with it? Like how chocolate goes with peanut butter, but applied to everything else chocolate goes with.

  • @returnoftheredeye
    @returnoftheredeye Месяц назад

    Do dachshunds know they're ridiculous, and they've made peace with it, or have we been so careful to shield them from the truth, that they now strut about thinking they're the limousines of the dog world? Any light you could shed on this would be appreciated.

  • @TheOriginalElkstone
    @TheOriginalElkstone Месяц назад

    Why has gamer only got a B in GCSE when he had the whole of human knowledge a few episodes ago

  • @primitiveprimer300
    @primitiveprimer300 Месяц назад +1

    Mark Watson

  • @utterutter
    @utterutter Месяц назад

    If the moon was made of cheese surely in the mixed up universe a cosmic flatbread would not be manufactured it would already exist?

  • @jacobjonsson8335
    @jacobjonsson8335 Месяц назад

    Now that we know how quantum physics works, how does Quantum of Solace work?

  • @42afloat
    @42afloat Месяц назад +1

    Heinz Monster Munch Pickled Onion Flavour Mayo or nah?

  • @judasboogie
    @judasboogie Месяц назад

    If mayo were erased from existence, what would be stopping you from inventing it and being forever known as the person who gave the world the gift of mayo?

  • @chr1stoffee
    @chr1stoffee Месяц назад

    Quick questie - how do you hide park?

  • @LOCKEYJ
    @LOCKEYJ Месяц назад

    Could it be said that the principle of quantum entanglement can be described as quantum friends not only interacting with each other’s content but being unable not to?

  • @georgiaandreou4440
    @georgiaandreou4440 Месяц назад

    hey Mark, If you could take one layer/food item out of lasagna and replace it with another, which one would you chose? also for the 'or nahhh section' sweet popcorn or nahhh?

  • @ofyourthoughts
    @ofyourthoughts Месяц назад

    Is there any food that should not be made triangle shaped?

  • @michaelrobson3460
    @michaelrobson3460 Месяц назад

    56 ft by approx 2 feet
    Largest flat bread ever made.
    It's a start.
    If you want to dip a moonful of cheese
    But it's a one millimetre, per volume kind of effort.
    Did I make that maths up or nah

  • @sjl5118
    @sjl5118 Месяц назад

    Hello Mark.
    Having just learned the hard way, I’m intrigued by the theory - in which you are doubtless, versed.
    Why do bagels get disproportionately hotter than any other item when toasted? The toaster isn’t any hotter. Or is it?
    One nearly took my hand off this morning.
    Thanks.

  • @chrisjack3833
    @chrisjack3833 Месяц назад

    We need some sort of official for added time

  • @jasonpyles4863
    @jasonpyles4863 Месяц назад

    Zebras man!

  • @sarkybugger5009
    @sarkybugger5009 Месяц назад

    Regarding the white patch on your head, have you been decorating at home, or nah.

  • @maddy_oh
    @maddy_oh Месяц назад +1

    Question-ah. Do you have to have a certain name to do certain jobs? For example, I know a number of nurses called Lynn, and it seems to me that a disproportionate number of comedians are called Alex. Thank you for your wisdom and insight.

    • @onehalfspin
      @onehalfspin Месяц назад +4

      Conversely, are people with certain names *barred* from certain jobs? For example, would a Darryl not be allowed to sell strawberries, because it's too "on the nose"? Do they let people named Mary become divorce attorneys? Would a Roscoe be able to become qualified as dentist?

  • @catmannersScaryCatLady
    @catmannersScaryCatLady Месяц назад

    mildly delayed interaction to say i like your jumper

  • @peterhampford1477
    @peterhampford1477 Месяц назад +1

    2 and a half minutes wait. 10 mins is not long enough time. what do you plan to do about this? thank you for your assistance in this matter

  • @CharlieM97
    @CharlieM97 Месяц назад

    Does it matter when people say things like “expresso” or naa?

  • @Boudleaux
    @Boudleaux Месяц назад

    Official content interaction comment.

  • @memoirsofannie
    @memoirsofannie Месяц назад +4

    i think i've seen you on the telly?

  • @sophiab217
    @sophiab217 Месяц назад +1

    Favourite flavour of milk?

  • @ofyourthoughts
    @ofyourthoughts Месяц назад

    How many words are there to describe hats or nah?

  • @conorogorman1476
    @conorogorman1476 Месяц назад

    Is the world really running out of sand? Should we get some from the moon?

  • @BungleBare
    @BungleBare Месяц назад

    Question; Although there are many famous ones (Lineker, Wilmot, etc.), why do you never meet an infant Gary? What was the point when the name fell out of favour in the UK? Is it related somehow to Gary G**tter?

  • @VL-qy4fc
    @VL-qy4fc Месяц назад

    Father Christmas' existence has been proven by quantum mechanics and wave particle duality
    (This is from a much larger study, far too big to post!)
    To properly examine the Santa problem, we must turn to quantum mechanics. First, we must consider wave-particle duality. We can look at Santa as a particle. Compared to the size of the universe, Santa is infinitely small, so this analogy is valid. For a free particle, its wave function will extend over the entire universe. However, we can consider the Earth as a potential well. Thus Santa is localised to the Earth, and his wave function extends over the entire Earth. Now, since we have proved that Santa Claus is a particle, we can consider his wave side, which extends over the entire Earth, as shown above. Thus since Santa extends over the entire Earth, he can deliver presents everywhere all at once. The only problem that could arise is that of observation. If Santa is actually observed, his wave function would collapse to its particle state, and Santa would not be able to continue his deliveries until you looked away. However, since Santa has never been observed, this point is moot. Thus, Santa can exist, and can deliver presents around the entire globe. Most likely, the reindeer and sleigh are merely aspects of the folklore surrounding the elusive Santa Claus.
    (Santa's, the brutal truth, by Darcy McGill)

    • @VL-qy4fc
      @VL-qy4fc Месяц назад

      Is There A Santa Claus?
      (A quantum mechanic standpoint)
      Every year about this time, "analyses" go out over the net purporting to show that Santa Claus cannot possibly exist, because of the extremely high speeds (and accelerations) required for him to make his rounds, absence of chimneys or other means of ingress, etc. These analyses merely confirm the prevalence of the classical mechanical mindset.
      Consider the following:
      * Santa is never directly observed, but indirect
      evidence of him abounds.
      * If direct observation is attempted (say, by staying up all night with the lights on), is Santa not observed, but also the indirect evidence of his presence does not appear either--only if no attempt is made to observe Santa do the stockings get filled.
      * Evidence of Santa appears in multiple locations
      simultaneously throughout the world. (The multiplicity of time zones does not substantially alter this argument, and will therefore be ignored.)
      * Evidence of Santa appears even in rooms that are
      separated from the rest of the universe by barriers
      (small or non-existent chimneys) that Santa cannot
      classically pass through.
      It is obvious, then, that Santa can best be described by a quantum-mechanical wave function SC, which is nonzero at midnight on Christmas Eve throughout the world. Like other quantum-mechanical wave functions, it is not confined to one spatial location, and can "tunnel" through classical barriers (house walls and roof), producing a potentially nonzero expectation value in (classically allowed) living rooms and apartments. Children expect Santa to arrive; therefore, in
      living spaces with the child operator (closely related to the annihilation operator), the expectation value is small but finite, and a small but finite fraction of Santa's presents are deposited. However, if an attempt is made to observe Santa, the observation finds the Santa wave function in either a "not-Santa" (OC|SC> = |SC->) or "Santa" (OC|SC> = |SC+>) eigenstate.
      Because of the very small expectation value of the Santa function (approximately the reciprocal of the number of houses Santa visits, adjusted by local "naughty" and "nice" operators), the eigenstate is extremely likely to be "not-Santa" (|SC->)--no presents appear. One cannot really blame these intrepid experimentalists, however: if one of them did suceed in finding Santa in the "Santa" (|SC+>) state, he or she would not only have
      unprecendented direct evidence of Santa Claus, but would find Santa's entire load of presents deposited in his or her living room.
      R. Carey Woodward, Jr., Ph.D.

  • @jefyhunt6219
    @jefyhunt6219 Месяц назад

    What`s yer name again mate? As you started the walk along Kitson Road, you could have said you were Kitson.

  • @The_Farwall
    @The_Farwall Месяц назад +2

    Does Watson have a limp here? Is a limb quantumly entangled in some way?

  • @BrendaThomson-15
    @BrendaThomson-15 Месяц назад

    If the man at the end had of chased you it be fine as you would get a good head start on Alex since he wouldn't see him coming. But you would need a new person to film next weeks episode.

  • @chug-chug-pickles
    @chug-chug-pickles Месяц назад +1

    Interactions with the content.

    • @watsoncomedian
      @watsoncomedian  Месяц назад +6

      Thank you, Chug Chug Pickles.

    • @chug-chug-pickles
      @chug-chug-pickles Месяц назад

      @@watsoncomedian Anytime, thank you for providing only the most important answers in a world full misinformation.

  • @benktubes
    @benktubes Месяц назад +2

    The real trouble with the Weekend At Bernie's situation is Alex would have to be dragging Mark around while still walking backwards, but dead Mark would not be able to provide any warning for obstacles

    • @JakeLaMtn
      @JakeLaMtn Месяц назад

      They would just add the warnings into the voiceover after.

  • @42afloat
    @42afloat Месяц назад

    Are you on the telly?

  • @cocakamera
    @cocakamera Месяц назад +1

    Why in the UK there are two separate taps with hot and cold water? And what's the best strategy to wash your hands? Thanks for your assistance

  • @VonBlade
    @VonBlade Месяц назад +1

    Glad that the weather has finally caught up with your jumper wearing. It must be nice to be averagely warm rather than insanely hot.
    [content successfully interacted with]
    Christopher Wren as the famous architect?

  • @sophiab217
    @sophiab217 Месяц назад

    Will you ever put a case on your phone or nah?

  • @helen2392
    @helen2392 Месяц назад

    Hoorah it is October which means I get to see Watto live this month 😂

  • @ketel3557
    @ketel3557 Месяц назад

    I refuse to be interacting with the content

  • @sophiab217
    @sophiab217 Месяц назад +1

    Can you play an instrument, if not which instrument would you most want to play

  • @jeroenrl1438
    @jeroenrl1438 Месяц назад +1

    You are obviously a power for the good of the world. Would you rather be president of the USA or king of Britain to help the world become a better place? And what would your first ruling be that doesn't involve mayo?
    So glad you could help!

  • @keitharmstrong9366
    @keitharmstrong9366 Месяц назад

    Topic or Snickers (Is this question nuts)

  • @xeroniris
    @xeroniris Месяц назад +2

    Does this count as interacting with the content, or nah?

    • @watsoncomedian
      @watsoncomedian  Месяц назад +6

      I’d say so, yeah.

    • @onehalfspin
      @onehalfspin Месяц назад +1

      @@watsoncomedian What about the guy at the end? Was he interacting with the content? He was the content.

  • @mgmcu
    @mgmcu Месяц назад +1

    Poor Alex really should receive puddle warnings along with those for trees, foliage and various modes of transport. He could of gotten his feet soaked near the start. Also not that I want to encourage it, but does people shouting questions at you in real time (while being recorded for this) count as interacting with the content, or nah?

  • @sophiab217
    @sophiab217 Месяц назад +1

    You look sort of zebra like

    • @Afrojoet
      @Afrojoet Месяц назад

      Dangerously camouflaged into zebra crossings

  • @freewheelsouth8834
    @freewheelsouth8834 Месяц назад

    Has Alex been recording music videos too? ruclips.net/video/6G20N8XoYWI/видео.htmlfeature=shared