Mark- I'm in the hospital in Chicago after surgery for an Appendicitis. I watched this and re-watched your previous episodes of this series and wanted to thank you for brightening my day
There is a restaurant in Melbourne called Solo Pasta where the dish is, in fact, one long piece of spaghetti with the sauce of choice. You order by the metre. I've never been, because I think it's utter madness.
Historical reenactment question. What's the most recent event that would be worth reenacting at, say, the weekend, wearing costumes of the period? Thank you.
I vividly remember Mark destroying the other pupils at primary school when we were forced to compete in multiplication duels. Has he finally met his match?
I used to collect My Little Ponies. Up to now, the My Little Pony collecting world was the only context in which I'd heard the term 'forelock'. So I suppose the natural question is, if you were a My Little Pony, what picture would you have on your (if you'll forgive me) flank?
Recently they said on TV that the Cheops pyramid has 4 sides. But does it really? Wouldn't the the part facing the ground make it five sides in total? I appreciate your assistance in this matter.
After my national shaming by you in episode 13 (Wordle strategy) which, to be honest, was well deserved, what would be the best heckle I could throw at you at your Taunton gig on 25th October?
How do I get back to being fit/hot, particularly with my neighbour (they also had a chubby period) without them noticing my goings ins and outs for walks and runs for this purpose?
If you are ever to dunk a biscuit in your tea again which biscuit is the best biscuit for dunking knowing that the only correct answer is a dark chocolate digestive?
Speaking of accidents and mysteries: How old do you have to be to die of old age? At what point can it be said, "The cause of death was old age," and not, "The cause of death is a mystery"?
14 minutes for the 14th episode, that has to be deliberate because I don't believe in coincidences! Also a sneaky 420 reference in there since Mark is infamously a big hashish head
Really enjoyed that one, a healthy amount of octane without being stressful. With American TV series inevitably going on for too long and eventually becoming a bit shit can we expect a sudden drop off of quality in episode 20? Do you have any plans for keeping the show fresh? Perhaps a story arc where we discover that Alex is your real Nan would work a treat and the very thought of that has got me on the edge of my seat. I want you to introduce a completely superfluous character (a bit like when the Flintstones had the Great Gazoo).
As dunking is now banned for six months, could you bring biscuits to paddle in a coffee lido or get lapped by a tidal tea system - so you can enjoy the taste but not risk the shame?
Agree or disagree? Threesomes aren't just for the bedroom. If people are talking loudly enough in public for you to hear the full conversation, you can participate.
Dear Big Mayo Man, why is the UK so obsessed with Mayonnaise? Also, why is the UK obsessed with sandwiches? Why is a Pharmacy named after shoes selling sandwiches??? Why????? Thanks.
We normally only see the top half of trees, but the bottom half has a very similar structure. Does this mean trees growing in New Zealand are actually the roots of trees growing in the UK, and vice-versa?
Statistically, there are _less_ airplane crashes within the Bermuda Triangle than _outside_ the Bermuda Triangle. And about half the ones which some book from the 1980s claimed had disappeared there weren't even flying through it. So either the author made it all up to sell books (nah...?) or it's not a triangle.
I don’t tend to post judgmental comments online, but I do feel inclined to write accurate, formal reviews for places after I’ve visited them. Restaurants, pubs, monuments. It’s not clear why (and it’s time consuming) but if people didn’t write reviews we wouldn’t know where to go, or if. Should I give up or nah?
Why were massive packets of udon noodles so cheap five years ago and why does it now only seem to come in pathetically small and insanely overpriced packets? Is it a mafia conspiracy to drive out any competitors to the spaghetti-linguine-fettucine troika? Or is it a yakuza conspiracy to reposition what is essentially just sticky spaghetti as a luxury product?
Well first of all why the hell is it called 'well-done' if it's the absolute worst way you can cook a steak? Is it sarcastic? Like "oh well-done you big baby"? Second of all I'm not forgetting about that interpretative dance summary of the last 24 years.
How many hot dogs is too many? Is it possible to use all the words Who, What, Why, Where, When, and How in one sentence? Always Oxford Comma, or nah? Can you please say something vague that makes me think of a color? What age is too young for a 55 year old man with no children to date? Does the age matter more or less if it's a homosexual relationship? What building is the least necessary? I had the idea to have a sudoku puzzle with a different sudoku puzzle in each grid space. Is this a good idea, or nah? Are you going to do another "or nah" episode, or nah? Does anyone call you Markie? Do you hate it?
Pah. Turn it with your fork. Get bored.bite. repeat. Mark you dont get spaghetti otherwise youd be romanticising Disney movies, straight away and say all spaghetti should be 1 strand so you can kiss your date, etc. End of. Now, people might follow my advice and not get a smooch at the end of the day. Recant your uninformed ways.
do some research or ask an italian speaker and come back on the pronunciation on "pasta", "mark" and "watson" edit: let me frame this as a question: "are you mispronouncing *pasta* on purpose to get more interactions in the comments? or do you seriously not know how to say it correctly?"
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If 13 is a baker's dozen, how many is a florist's dozen, and which profession has the largest dozen?
"what's 14 squared?"
"i don't think that matters"
never stop making these, lads.
"96"
"You Are" 🤣
Mark- I'm in the hospital in Chicago after surgery for an Appendicitis. I watched this and re-watched your previous episodes of this series and wanted to thank you for brightening my day
Anytime, I hope you recover well.
@@watsoncomedianthanks - it's a week post surgery and I am recovering well - I appreciate the mention in the beginning of episode 15!
Question: how do we know that the chicken isn’t the eggs way of creating more eggs?
This is the correct way to think about evolution.
Fantastic video. Hair looks lovely Mark :)
There is a restaurant in Melbourne called Solo Pasta where the dish is, in fact, one long piece of spaghetti with the sauce of choice. You order by the metre. I've never been, because I think it's utter madness.
so, its a spaghetto?
@@gagaronpew4382 Spaghetto superstar.
@@gagaronpew4382Not since it was gentrified
“There’s no pot of gold at the end of that man” 😂😂
Do spiders have a heart? Do spiders have a soul? Or nah?
Do spiders have a conscience, does a spider have a goal?
@@nicholasmerange1623 I think a spider special edition is called for.
Contender for best intro yet, I should shout in tunnels more often I forgot how fun that was
It's even more fun if you're hanging out with your droogies.
Historical reenactment question. What's the most recent event that would be worth reenacting at, say, the weekend, wearing costumes of the period? Thank you.
Good to see you still putting your trousers on
If you have a ban on biscuit-dunking, how would you do a tim-tam slam? Loving this series, Mark & Alex.
Positive online comment.
Nice heavy jumper
I vividly remember Mark destroying the other pupils at primary school when we were forced to compete in multiplication duels. Has he finally met his match?
If insects had won the evolutionary race and were the dominant species on earth what would be the special offers at the supermarket?
Extra nectar points? (Nextra)
would pizzas be upset that we don't bother to make boxes for their shape or do they not really mind?
I used to collect My Little Ponies. Up to now, the My Little Pony collecting world was the only context in which I'd heard the term 'forelock'. So I suppose the natural question is, if you were a My Little Pony, what picture would you have on your (if you'll forgive me) flank?
Kiwi here - I pronounce pasta same as you - whew! I'd hate to never eat it again 😂
love the answer to "worst hobby to have" infallible!
Mayo is great with spaghetti and a hint of salami
🙌
Would be wonder to discover that Alex was a very well trained goose, a wonder but not a surprise, Bravo Mark, another truimph
The pulling on the hair is quite an important part of the format.
And it makes Mark who he is :)
Trees are pretty smart about doing tree stuff
The shock of white looks brill, man.
Anyway, hope you’re well.
Also, anymore NMJ?
Mark Watson
Hello.
Recently they said on TV that the Cheops pyramid has 4 sides. But does it really? Wouldn't the the part facing the ground make it five sides in total? I appreciate your assistance in this matter.
content interaction is happening here.
You went with braaaanch rather than brah-nch. Which surprised me after Parsta v Pahsta.
With the pasta dish how many layers and we talking about what layer do you finish with before cheesing? Pasta, béchamel or bolognaise?
Was that crash barrier just protecting a cone?
Health and safety gone mad!
It was protecting society from the cone.
After all this time, should Technotronic deflate the jam ?
After my national shaming by you in episode 13 (Wordle strategy) which, to be honest, was well deserved, what would be the best heckle I could throw at you at your Taunton gig on 25th October?
You just described Lasagne 😂
Whoosh
I saw a phonetics person do a video on the pasta issue. The Italian A is in between the British American way, so they're both correct.
Question sweet or sour mayo?
Do you remember when a man cried in the audience at Whitley Bay playhouse? That was awkward.
How do I get back to being fit/hot, particularly with my neighbour (they also had a chubby period) without them noticing my goings ins and outs for walks and runs for this purpose?
My question is, is it the hip, knee or ankle that causes our erstwhile answerer to occasionally limp?
Can you believe it's not butter? I now can but it's left me in a position where I can't believe actual butter is butter.
Will shrinkflation be reversed? Can the original sized products return? Or are we doomed to the cycle of increasing small portions?
"Become popular"??? Come on Mark, you are already. :-)
Are trees just really really big grass or nah
If you are ever to dunk a biscuit in your tea again which biscuit is the best biscuit for dunking knowing that the only correct answer is a dark chocolate digestive?
because pAsta sounds like a vicar with tomato sauce and cheese (pastor)
How can Derby improve its image?
"Interfhairence"
A series of recent near-misses seem to leave you increasingly exasperated during your walks. How long until you bludgeon a pedestrian?
Interf-hair-ence?
Speaking of accidents and mysteries: How old do you have to be to die of old age? At what point can it be said, "The cause of death was old age," and not, "The cause of death is a mystery"?
Love this rarer short-haired Watto
Question: Can Alex have a go at answering questions, while you film, or would that disrupt your partnership?
how big is too big for a water bottle? I draw the line at those stupid 2L ones from primark
It's a shame that I can't interact with the prompts on the everything app because of the return of fascism.
paella
This is fantastic content to watch on the loo
vombat or nah?
14 minutes for the 14th episode, that has to be deliberate because I don't believe in coincidences!
Also a sneaky 420 reference in there since Mark is infamously a big hashish head
Really enjoyed that one, a healthy amount of octane without being stressful.
With American TV series inevitably going on for too long and eventually becoming a bit shit can we expect a sudden drop off of quality in episode 20?
Do you have any plans for keeping the show fresh? Perhaps a story arc where we discover that Alex is your real Nan would work a treat and the very thought of that has got me on the edge of my seat.
I want you to introduce a completely superfluous character (a bit like when the Flintstones had the Great Gazoo).
Are swords still relevant, or nah?
As dunking is now banned for six months, could you bring biscuits to paddle in a coffee lido or get lapped by a tidal tea system - so you can enjoy the taste but not risk the shame?
Question- Why do comedians need offices?
My guess is that they get aroused by admin! Mark is that so?
Agree or disagree? Threesomes aren't just for the bedroom. If people are talking loudly enough in public for you to hear the full conversation, you can participate.
Dear Big Mayo Man, why is the UK so obsessed with Mayonnaise? Also, why is the UK obsessed with sandwiches? Why is a Pharmacy named after shoes selling sandwiches??? Why????? Thanks.
What would a three-lock be?
We normally only see the top half of trees, but the bottom half has a very similar structure. Does this mean trees growing in New Zealand are actually the roots of trees growing in the UK, and vice-versa?
The As in Mark Watson are two different sounds. Mok Watson is someone else (evil alter ego?)
Why is it called squash?
Fruit with meat, or nah?
Oh my god it's like your hands are sewn to your face
I interacted
Statistically, there are _less_ airplane crashes within the Bermuda Triangle than _outside_ the Bermuda Triangle. And about half the ones which some book from the 1980s claimed had disappeared there weren't even flying through it. So either the author made it all up to sell books (nah...?) or it's not a triangle.
I don’t tend to post judgmental comments online, but I do feel inclined to write accurate, formal reviews for places after I’ve visited them. Restaurants, pubs, monuments. It’s not clear why (and it’s time consuming) but if people didn’t write reviews we wouldn’t know where to go, or if. Should I give up or nah?
Should people who never made their own mayo be allowed express their opinion on it?
What’s the most obnoxious fact to tell people? Is it that a tomato is a fruit?
you've made a fundamental mistake, tea isn't actually a beverage, it's a dipping sauce for biscuits
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? And more importantly why would he do it? Where? On whom? Etc...
This is a negative comment.
This is a positive comment.
Our comments have now annihilated in a gamma ray flash and ceased to exist.
What is the best card game and why won't my wife play it?
We have seqouias and redwoods but no one pays any attention to them .
Go find them or nah?
Should you call Twitter “X”, or nah?
Was it me who did the swede turnip joke or nah?
Please consider this as my interaction with the content.
Hello, kind words. Should we still bother with teaching children how to write?
Did people really believe pasta grew on trees?
Where's 13. I am a prisoner. Not a number.
How fkn unlucky or nah?
Why were massive packets of udon noodles so cheap five years ago and why does it now only seem to come in pathetically small and insanely overpriced packets? Is it a mafia conspiracy to drive out any competitors to the spaghetti-linguine-fettucine troika? Or is it a yakuza conspiracy to reposition what is essentially just sticky spaghetti as a luxury product?
Well first of all why the hell is it called 'well-done' if it's the absolute worst way you can cook a steak? Is it sarcastic? Like "oh well-done you big baby"?
Second of all I'm not forgetting about that interpretative dance summary of the last 24 years.
Third of all: double interaction with the content. 😎
You sound more exasperated in your intro every week. Are you tired of helping?
How many hot dogs is too many?
Is it possible to use all the words Who, What, Why, Where, When, and How in one sentence?
Always Oxford Comma, or nah?
Can you please say something vague that makes me think of a color?
What age is too young for a 55 year old man with no children to date? Does the age matter more or less if it's a homosexual relationship?
What building is the least necessary?
I had the idea to have a sudoku puzzle with a different sudoku puzzle in each grid space. Is this a good idea, or nah?
Are you going to do another "or nah" episode, or nah?
Does anyone call you Markie? Do you hate it?
Pah. Turn it with your fork. Get bored.bite. repeat.
Mark you dont get spaghetti otherwise youd be romanticising Disney movies, straight away and say all spaghetti should be 1 strand so you can kiss your date, etc.
End of.
Now, people might follow my advice and not get a smooch at the end of the day.
Recant your uninformed ways.
Do you like me?
do some research or ask an italian speaker and come back on the pronunciation on "pasta", "mark" and "watson"
edit: let me frame this as a question: "are you mispronouncing *pasta* on purpose to get more interactions in the comments? or do you seriously not know how to say it correctly?"