never knew about the 4.4 v8 til a day ago when a E60 550i passed us with straight pipes on highway... OH MY GOD the sound was amazing! sounds so much beefier than a lil 4.4!
Whenever you see a pair of aftermarket wheels on a bmw, you better just steer clear of that whole ordeal, because believe it, it’s going to be expensive.
Edit.. Whenever you get involved with any car that BMW designed or built in the last twenty years, you just better steer clear, cos you know its gonna be an expensive ordeal
I see that so often and say to myself "that guy is driving a lesson learned" . I shake my head when I see a beat up old car with new wheels on the side of the road as that money could have kept that car going for another year or more, but with a BMW they "got a deal" and spent the rest on wheels ignoring or not knowing of the repair relationship with the wallet that is more than mandatory!
You’d be surprised to find out how good of a vehicle the Aztek actually was. I borrowed one in Detroit to run around in-it had 353,000 miles on it and I truthfully couldn’t find one thing wrong with it.
the 4.6 is an amazing car if its been looked after, if not it can be very expensive and a money pit , but if your lucky enough and get a good one its is well worth it, though it is thirsty.
Steven Wreyford Nope, no joke. I have a 3.0i as well, they last forever. About 200k miles and no engine issues. Only big fix was air suspension ride. Paint is immaculate and I updated the headlights and got wider wheels and a couple other small mods. I’m guessing I’ll get another 100k out of it if not more. Bulletproof car
Yeah, it's not on the floorboard yet and has a ways to go! I also noticed the "soft touch dashboard" (he said it was still nice???) was doing it's usual thing which is turning sticky and too soft so just your fingernail makes what looks like a gouge or if you pulled your nail a long gash. BMW made one of the world's self destructing SUVS for which they should be commended.
@@chinadashauthority65 I bet that trip over the railroad tracks at the end probably broke something vital and pushed it into "unsafe to drive any distances" territory
I have owned 3 BMWs and I've come to the conclusion that buying, owning and driving a BMW is like dating a wild smoking hot yet crazy as hell woman. At first, it is pure joy and excitement and you feel it is worth everything you put into it. You tell your friends who warned you against falling for her they were wrong, she is delightful and brings you so much happiness and she is different than before. Then, there are a few minor issues that you rationalize as part of the price of being able to enjoy this wild, beautiful, exciting, fun to handle thing. Finally, the never ending horrifically expensive, non stop problems and issues drive you to the point of being willing to do almost anything to get away from the madness. Even the massive financial hit you take when you get rid of it is made more than bearable by the knowledge you are free from the clutches of the evil beast.
Unless you get a diesel BMW (3.0D a.k.a M57D30). Very reliable engines, better than those crap V8 that blow headgaskets...diesels can get up to 1 million km easy
Ya I've heard german cars are the best to drive but turn into Satan when they start to have issues. Best to research reliable models and learn to work on the car/find someone cheap to fix it. You'd have to be rich to afford paying the BMW dealer to fix everything, some are easier than others i've heard. But if you don't want to deal with that it's best to lease or just keep changing cars after the warranty expires.
MousemanLV no new bmw diesel engines are even worse than the their gas engines because of all the bullshit they put on them to make Greta Thunberg happy
While this was a funny episode, I think it really comes down to how the previous owners maintained them. A major issue in the U.S is people simply don't keep up with the maintenance on their cars. Especially once these luxury vehicles start hitting their 3rd owners+, these owners bought the car for cheap, and didn't bother to replace or service anything that needed attention. Of course there are certainly issues with these BMWs in the mid-2000s, but how good or bad the car will be currently is all dependent on its previous history.
Danny Moreno Toyota’s start even with bad service is they are more simple damn cars. If you really really into vehicles and love your car you know. A Toyota doesn’t have thick oils, they are much simpler cars, they don’t have so much power so the parts don’t have to be so complicated. Even a Supra, Supras can’t have 1000HP without upgrading parts, the diffs, trans, oils have to be upgraded to withstand that power. BMWs mostly have ridiculous power and torque and in order for the car to handle that it needs complex parts and when the part is bad the car shuts off or gets in limp mode so it doesn’t kill itself even more. It’s bad maintenance not the car. Keep up with the car and if you can’t don’t blame the car blame yourself. This maintenance concepts applies to any BMW, Porsche, Mercedes-Benz, Ferrari, Lamborghini, AM, Range Rover, Rolls Royce, Dodge V8s / V10s, Chevy Performance cars, Ford performance cars and even Lexus cars need to obey this concept that these noobs don’t get when you buy higher end vehicles.
My aunt must have the decent one It’s green and the same year with almost 200,000 miles and still going the biggest issue was the suspension but now it’s running like a champ
Yeah, I've owned 3 x5s. Loved all three, really safe cars in high altitude snow country, and traded them all in at 100k. No issues at all. None. I maintained them. I took care of them. Totally reliable. The car you featured showed all the signs of being ridden hard and put away wet too many times. Abused (by the previous owner and then by you.) But let me be clear. Having driven the BMW X5 for over 300k miles over the past 15 years, they are amongst the best cars I've ever driven or owned. But we all know they are expensive to repair.
the problem is the ignorant driver that doesn't know how to take care of his car...look at him screaming like a lunatic while peeling off any car can get damaged like that.
As a x5 owner, these cars are not for the faint of heart. If you have BMW software like dis,inpa and sss it’s not terrible. But a lot of really bad parts/design. The window regulator clips are a total joke, the nav lcd screen always fails, typical passenger occupancy sensor failure… my favorite is the heating pads in the seat that create hot spots that burn holes in the seat/burn you. That was a nice touch
@@jakestachel Maybe cheap Chinese replica parts (which never last, if they fit at all!) but certainly not OEM BMW parts. $100 seems to be the entry point for most OEM BMW parts, except for maybe nuts and bolts etc.
@@Snarl616 sorry, but nobody who buys a luxury SUV thinks that it will go offroad, dirt roads at most. Why is that even an argument? Ill happily drive and maintain an x5 over a cheap horrible and embarrasing little shitbox punto😂
I own a 2004 X5 3.0i with 180k miles. It is solid. The sun roof still works...almost everything still works minus a few things. I don’t drive like this guy. Sure a fuse is out that makes the signal on one side flash double speed. My check tire pressure light is on (so what it’s just a sensor), and a internal door handle mechanism but everything else works. Sure the gray seats need be sanded and recolored link how to below). But it is 16 years old. My internal drivers door handle mechanism also did what this video passenger side handle did. Minor fix (parts on Amazon). I replaced the front brakes pads and rotors for $450 (parts & labor...again from FCP Euro and hired a guy from a shop and it’s a easy job he did off work). Just change the oil with synthetic weight as the manual recommends. Sure the axl boots tear, mine did too, but again I baby it how I drive and am still rolling fine. I’ve had no engine or transmission problems. Just the internal door mechanism (again easy fix), I changed the front brake pads and rotors, and replaced the battery since it was old (those are big and $160) but am now getting good use of mine. I don’t floor it and drive it hard like I bet this person does. I drive it so it lasts. I love the sun roof and back built in window shades which keep the sun off my 3 year old. It’s a beater that is working for me! And I don’t give a shit if someone bumps it or whatever. The freedom from stress is amazing because I once had a nice tricked out powder coated low profile rims car. Bunch of F ing stress protecting it. If you don’t have people giving you nice cars for completing high school that you trash and then call junk then maybe go earn the $ and pay for it yourself and then maybe you will appreciate a cheap car that does well if you do some basics. But hey my parents were just blue collars. How to restore the seats: ruclips.net/video/HvvGLMMTyFw/видео.html Best video I have seen on headlight oxidation restoration: ruclips.net/video/UG54xt56uZo/видео.html
I wish I would have seen this a 4 or 5 years ago. I always loved these things and finally got to buy one that was fully loaded. I was absolutely in love with it for about 3 days. After that, I all but gave it away. It left me stranded and with all of my car knowledge, I couldn't even begin to figure it out. I lost roughly $3000 in about a week, to get it out of my sight. This was not the biggest mistake of my life, but it is certainly the one I kick myself over the most.
What I love about @Hooviesgarage is that he literally shows the risk of these cars while other channels just talk about it. Keep up the great work Hoovie. Love your channel!!
I have a 2005 X5 E53 3.0i which iv'e had since new, it is now 2021 and it still serves me well. Since the day i purchased it, i have only experienced 2 drivers door handle replacements and 1 oil seperator replacement. It is still going strong and does not seem to want to let go of it's life. Best car i have ever owned.
@@SuperInfamous1234 sine I live in the UK and they was everywhere at one time till people wise up and sold them or scrap them. Yes I have driven one. Manual gearbox is better and the auto was really bad. Hardly any traction on the rear end as being rear wheel drives but unbalanced car.
I was a victim of a 2005 BMW X3. I was in my early 20s looking for my first nicer vehicle. Besides minor issues such as tearing intake boots and valve cover gasket rotting, the steering angle sensor became permanently on and the transfer case / AWD system malfunctioned and was unfixable by anyone I brought it to. I put a new transfer case on it and it still was screwed somehow. The engine was ok 3.0 M54, did have misfire issues with coils and plugs needing replaced, burned a quart of oil a month, but constant problems that even seasoned metro specialists couldnt solve. Burned through way more money than I paid for it trying to fix it. Ended up cutting my losses and moved on!
A couple of years ago I had my heart set on buying an X5. Ending up finding a good deal on a Lexus LS430 with the Ultra Luxury package and was swayed away by all the luxury features. I think I dodged a bullet. That said, I still really love the X5. It's so gorgeous.
@@pearcey77 I had a 2006 Black Ultra Luxury edition for 5 years. It was about as perfect as you could get. Sold it for a Tesla Model S and still miss the Lexus.
Being a strictly German auto tech I can tell you that you certainly dodged a bullet. BMW's are junk. 99 percent of them leak oil. That's not an exaggeration. You'd think by now they'd figure out how to make a damn valve cover gasket that doesn't harden and leak after 30,000. PSA to everyone else: don't buy a BMW unless you're fully prepared to spend big money on maintenance reoairs.
Happened to my X5 too. Rear doors would jam shut if it was under 20 degrees f outside. Window regulators broke on sun roof and passenger window. Window was stuck down and bagged on the driver rear. All while gaskets were leaking and torn transfer case...causing over $8500 in repair bills. Then I got rear ended by a drunk driver in a Ford explorer and got totaled. Geico hooked me up lol.
I bought a 06 x5 4.4 with 200,000km that was then daily driven all year for around two years. Three door handles broke, one window stopped working, sunroof started getting stuck, started getting a loud humming noise when above 40 kph, water pump and belt broke while driving, then the last 6 months I started getting a random air suspension fault message on the dash and blue smoke out the tail pipes if it sat for a few days. But from beginning to end it always drove smooth and was a fun to drive. It had 4 owners before me, Canadian car from Ontario, no service history, paid $3400. Only had a couple minor issues when I got it.
@@floggyWM1 N54 has also been called the European 2jz. Now HPFP aside they are pretty good motors. What else about the 335? I've owned both a N54 and N55 version and both were great cars.
I've seen a few of the "this is how much I really make from RUclips" videos. If they're to be believed, with over 1m subscribers, regular family-friendly videos in the automotive category... Hoovie is likely making in excess of $1m per year just from ad revenue. He also does sponsorships, which bumps that up considerably. So a $1,000 purchase on a throwaway car which can have the mirrors yanked off and the cats chopped out to make a cool video, is not unreasonable
I have X5 E53 3.0i 2001 with 230k mileage. It is not so bad. it is not cheap car. I spent almost $50000 on it in 2001 Aug. The major reason I still keep this 22 years old X5 is snow road driving handling. 10 years ago a heavy snow storm with 20" snow on road and my whole family in the X5. We safely home and we saw a lot of cars abundant road side. This BMW X-drive is worthy safety feature.
@@chrisangelov1378 Which engine/trans combo do you have? I want an e53 so bad, is the petrol 3.0 with a manual the better option in terms of reliability?
I find bmw's to be timeless, you can trace the lineage threw almost every model the subtle lines not like other brands that all that is the same is the badge, your lucky if it has the same font cough cough supra🤷♂️
I've got an 06 x5 4.4i. It's been the best summer ever. The only troubles I've had were poor tire wear in the year and poor brake pad and rotor replacement. So, I had all the suspension bushing replaced, and upgraded aftermarket rotors & calipers. 187k miles now. Not a spec of rust anywhere. Given what a new x5 v8 costs I'm keeping mine.
I currently use a 30d for towing. Changed water pump and thermostat because it has 140k on clock. Never had a minutes trouble with it. Brilliant work horse. A car is as good as the person looking after it.
So true you just have to buy the correct model from the correct year with the correct engine with low mileage and then maintain intensely and then they are as reliable as a Toyota 😁
@@topman.9646 the truth is the US versions have neutered or in many cases completely different engines (crappier one's) than the EU versions, seen plenty of bmw's here in germany running totaly fine after 160 k + miles
@@tezy0193 There's plenty of BMWs running around in the states with close to 200K, but they didn't rack those miles up without a ton of repairs. BMW is just shit. Regardless of where you buy them.
All I could think was "24hr Lemons race it!" Then thought "YES! Hoovie, Ed, and Tavarish should get together for a Lemons race!" Or You, JR, and Westen!
This is a hilarious upload. I hope it gets a massive amount of views so Hoovie will continue to drop money into buckets and bring them to the wizard and ninja.
Would make a pretty good series. I'm looking to be *a* new car - but there are many, many out there (with amusing illustrative videos) I need to be warned away from.
I can just imagine someone thinking "great that it's junked, I need a scratch free drivers door in that color" and then watching to the end of the video! LOL
Ive had an 02 3.0l x5 for the last 7 years putting over 100k miles on it. Honesty its been excellent, with 215k. Ive towed several cars 10+ hours, towed campers, trailers , pulled cars out of ditches etc. With that being said im a European car mechanic, and most of them i get in are junk... usually because they are not taken care of.
My 3.0 has been great. I tow a trailer regularly and I have over 240k on it. I love how it drops down at 80 and just pulls away to 100+ like it's nothing. Lots of window regulators, door handles, etc. But nothing that would make me get rid of it. About to do $2500 more to it to make it like new and drve it until it dies! (of course it will only be worth about $2300 once I do that! Lol but I love driving it)
I honestly feel different, I’ve been having my X5 for sometime and it runs very well. Rebuilt transmission and replaced O2 sensor at 179,000 miles other than that it drives great. Received @ 111,000...also it’s a 2001 X5 4.4 . Brought my car for 2600$.... Always 2 sides to every story. Literally the best car I’ve every drove and I’ve drove Mercedes, Porsche’s, a lot of good cars.
@@timmyilagan glad to hear some good feedback. just got my 2000 4.4 x5 a week ago and was starting to think i made a bad choice. 179000 and running like a dream.
The Engine and Transmission are pretty reliable on BMW X5’s... the problem is the electronics and plastics,. The Best Upgrade you can do to a factory X5 with Air lift system, is to change into conventional standard shocks/spring/coil.. take care of the transfer case... don’t mess up too much with the AWD system... it’s a weakness and when the driveshaft goes, it goes.. 🤯..
X5s with the 3.0i straight six arent bad at all once you overhaul the cooling system. I love the dash layout in these and they feel so solid on the road when well maintained
This is great! I remember in my 20s several times I was tempted into buying many low price/bargain luxury cars. After purchasing I was bombarded with problems that ended up being the vehicle's demise. So much money wasted until I finally learned to control my buying urges.
Now THIS is the Hoovie we’ve all been missing! Been wanting you to buy something else like the LeBaron for a long time! 🙏🏾😂 Funniest video I’ve seen this week...
Funeral Home: Would you like to be cremated or Buried Tyler? Tyler: I’d want to be buried Funeral Home: Alright you can select your casket Tyler: Ah yes that broken BMW X5 RIGHT OVER THERE...
id rather be cremated just to make sure i dont wake up in the coffin,did you know its been a common thing over the years when they have exumed bodys they found scratch marks inside and one i heard of the corpse had the fingers worn down to the bone!
A BMW without check engine light isnt a BMW. You should be more worried if it turns of one day. BMW X5 E53 is an awesome car and if you take care it will run for another 150 miles with ease.
I've have a 05 X5 3.0. no major problems in the years I've had it. The 4.4 had lots of engine issues. Exterior door handle, window regulators happens on all e53 x5's.
Yes, the V8’s are the BMWs to stay away from. The 6 cyl cars are much more reliable especially the Inline 6 engines. BMW V8 engines from 1995 up to at least 2014 were terrible. I’ve owned 3 BMWs but I don’t have them anymore.
Agree! I own 3.0 2002 X5 for two years, and never get any big problems. Only head gasket and fuel pump replacement. My X5 don’t have rear air suspension, which means it's cheap to replace. Also M54B30 engine is known for reliability.
I guess i was lucky. I bought a 2001 BMW X5 4.4i for Five Grand in 2015 and drove it until last month. The transmission blew up and sold it to LKQ.... Good bye and Good Riddance. Thank GOD I listened to Scotty Kilmer and bought a 1994 Toyota Celica for $600.00 three years ago as a back up car.
Creesic exactly... my dad drove one to just under 200,000 miles with 0 problem... he kept up with the servicing and surprise, it didn’t break (I am shocked that the timing chain guides stayed together though)
Wow, man, there's like millions of people who would drive that dream X5 for at least 5 more years! It was in a decent shape. In my country they fix all these problems with parts from other salvage vehicles and then sell it as a "perfect vehicle" driven only by grandma to the pharmacy store and back home! :)
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The sound of that thing with straight pipes is AMAZING.
They said straight pipes but I'm pretty sure they just removed the exaust. It's more like "no pipes"
pizzamon 79 same difference
So does approximately every engine with more than 4 cylinders
never knew about the 4.4 v8 til a day ago when a E60 550i passed us with straight pipes on highway... OH MY GOD the sound was amazing! sounds so much beefier than a lil 4.4!
@@sidewaysfoxbody Jesus, what size engine you consider big?
Whenever you see a pair of aftermarket wheels on a bmw, you better just steer clear of that whole ordeal, because believe it, it’s going to be expensive.
Exactly what I thought. Those cheap wheels say it all
Edit.. Whenever you get involved with any car that BMW designed or built in the last twenty years, you just better steer clear, cos you know its gonna be an expensive ordeal
I see that so often and say to myself "that guy is driving a lesson learned" . I shake my head when I see a beat up old car with new wheels on the side of the road as that money could have kept that car going for another year or more, but with a BMW they "got a deal" and spent the rest on wheels ignoring or not knowing of the repair relationship with the wallet that is more than mandatory!
My M wheels had 4-6 inch cracks in 3 of 4 after 125K miles. I should have tossed the car at warranty expiration. Oh God BMW is such utter shit.
This is so true 😂😂😂
"$1000, so basically... no money!" said the pathologic car buying addict
Scrap value for a running BMW X5 is probably around 1200 so he’s making money
@@porsche928s5 Plus the youtube revenue from this video.
He cut the cats as thats where a lot of the real value lies in the precious metals.
Like the lyric in the Steely Dan song "Babylon Sisters".. "Like a weekend in TJ, its cheap, but its not free".
no money = paid off from a basic yt video
Johnny's shop is immaculate. The floor is washed clean daily by BMW owner tears.
I do IT work for a numerous auto repair shops. The BMW and Mercedes Benz shops are ALWAYS immaculate!
Fact.
Dont buy a car if you cant afford to maintain it...
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Johnny’s happy face after removing the cats is priceless.
"I think it will sound like a Chevy"
16:36
Probably not everyday he gets to hack off parts.
How many people come into his BMW shop and ask for straight pipes?
I think he was happy cuz he didn't have to fix the mofo
All I got was a firm handshake when I graduated from high school
You were lucky to have a handshake, ...
... our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.'
Why would graduating from High school be awarded with anything other than a "well done" pat on the back, if that. let alone buying your kid a car lol
i left my graduation and had to bounce to my shift at work lol
@@AffidavidDonda Lol
i got "get a job" the easy life is over and no car ever from my parents!!!!!!!!!!!
Buy an Aztek with tent and camp in it
Daddy Doug, good times
It would be better than the X5.
You’d be surprised to find out how good of a vehicle the Aztek actually was. I borrowed one in Detroit to run around in-it had 353,000 miles on it and I truthfully couldn’t find one thing wrong with it.
@@2W3X4YZ5 I love how ugly relatable and just cheap they are it's the perfect re-recapter your youth and have a daily driver family type car
Other than the fact that Aztek is one fugly vehicle, it is actually not a bad car.
Loved my 4.6is I owned for a year. The few days it worked was absolutely glorious
the 4.6 is an amazing car if its been looked after, if not it can be very expensive and a money pit , but if your lucky enough and get a good one its is well worth it, though it is thirsty.
I once bought a cheap X5, best weekend car I've had and that's exactly how long it lasted.
lol
Lmaoooooo
13 months
😂 Oh my goodness I thought was something nice until the punch line came 👏
@@JoshuaJones-si8ws OMG... I had the same problem with mine.) pure junk cars. !!
The whole video put me off of wanting one, then when you removed the cats I now want one more than ever
Just buy literally any other V8 and straight pipe it. Assuming you legally can, of course.
Don't do it. Think with your head not emotions.
seriously the best thing you could do with one of these (or a 5 series) would be to LS swap it.
BMW=Big Money Wasted
Dont buy a BMW you will go broke
Hoovie: *has two mechanically totaled BMWs scrapped*
Also Hoovie: *buys another BMW*
:) :) :)
Good content. Plus he likes them.
... only to drive it to the scrap yard
Makes good click revenue.
That was awesome response 😁😁😁
My x5 3.0i has been one of my best vehicles yet. So far I’ve only experienced one broken door handle and a continuous oil leak
I honestly don't know if you are being serious or joking. Seriously... please tell me that was a joke?
Nah, I have a rare 3.0 6 speed. 200k miles and nothing out of the ordinary. The m54 is a very strong and reliable motor
Steven Wreyford Nope, no joke. I have a 3.0i as well, they last forever. About 200k miles and no engine issues. Only big fix was air suspension ride. Paint is immaculate and I updated the headlights and got wider wheels and a couple other small mods. I’m guessing I’ll get another 100k out of it if not more. Bulletproof car
LOL wait until the rear suspension takes a shit on you $$$
@@manimotard5429 it’s not the air suspension so I’m not worried
I had an X5, and finally ended up giving it away to a friend. He hasn't spoken to me since...
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Slappy, you’re so mean!
Thanks for the laughs 🤣
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Why ? If I someone gives me something, I would be grateful !
Guy looking for an X5 Drivers door in blue: "finally found a junkyard that has one!"
Goes to see it:
I was thinkin the same thing lol
To be fair, Hoovie is trying to stop them from investing in an X5 lol
@@AdelAlqadi1 yeah like those 7 series he just got rid of
Same!!! lmao!!!
Never. xD :D
You should start a new series like this: “cars even Hoovie won’t buy”.
And buys all of them for the series
... again ...
Except he did buy it lol
Add the BMW M3 to that list.
But he DID buy it ... he has a calculator app that tells him how much he can spend so we clueless idiots will watch...and we will over and over.
They’d drive that thing in Russian for Another twenty years
for sure
not only Russia
Same thing in Mexico. They'll slap a carb on that sucker and drive it another 10 years
Slab a card on a direct injection engine? Show me
@@bennyjetsaroundtheworld9047 yes a credit card.
You can sit on the tailgate while you're waiting for the tow truck
True.
That’s actually pretty good BMW’s attention to detail on design
Beautiful
Haha that's a joke we used to say to an old friend about his called it the AAA waiting room
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"This is a very good transmission. Very reliable." Gee, too bad the rest of the vehicle is 100% POS.
Lmfao my exact thoughts ....
Any car with that many miles is a pos. Fanbois are hilarious
When your mechanic starts laughing at you you know you have a problem
If your mechanic is sending you a christmas card, you know it's time to shop for a better car
Thats cuz he knows "he got him one"!
Euro mechanics laugh all the way to the bank. Nearly every service on my parents VW golf they bought new was almost $1000.
I love that there is an X5 on the lift in front of them while Hoovie is discussing his own X5
Used car salesman there
"Headlining is sagging, but its still there"
🤣
Yeah, it's not on the floorboard yet and has a ways to go! I also noticed the "soft touch dashboard" (he said it was still nice???) was doing it's usual thing which is turning sticky and too soft so just your fingernail makes what looks like a gouge or if you pulled your nail a long gash. BMW made one of the world's self destructing SUVS for which they should be commended.
He said he bought it for $1,000? Honestly, the experience of driving a few miles to the junkyard in a straight-piped X5 kinda sounds worth that much.
the best part is not giving a sh**
And the car already paid for itself after just 100k views.
I mean realistically you could drive it till it dies fully which it hasnt yet
@@chinadashauthority65 I bet that trip over the railroad tracks at the end probably broke something vital and pushed it into "unsafe to drive any distances" territory
I have owned 3 BMWs and I've come to the conclusion that buying, owning and driving a BMW is like dating a wild smoking hot yet crazy as hell woman. At first, it is pure joy and excitement and you feel it is worth everything you put into it. You tell your friends who warned you against falling for her they were wrong, she is delightful and brings you so much happiness and she is different than before. Then, there are a few minor issues that you rationalize as part of the price of being able to enjoy this wild, beautiful, exciting, fun to handle thing. Finally, the never ending horrifically expensive, non stop problems and issues drive you to the point of being willing to do almost anything to get away from the madness. Even the massive financial hit you take when you get rid of it is made more than bearable by the knowledge you are free from the clutches of the evil beast.
What you just said is almost poetic to true 👍👍
Unless you get a diesel BMW (3.0D a.k.a M57D30). Very reliable engines, better than those crap V8 that blow headgaskets...diesels can get up to 1 million km easy
Ya I've heard german cars are the best to drive but turn into Satan when they start to have issues. Best to research reliable models and learn to work on the car/find someone cheap to fix it. You'd have to be rich to afford paying the BMW dealer to fix everything, some are easier than others i've heard. But if you don't want to deal with that it's best to lease or just keep changing cars after the warranty expires.
MousemanLV no new bmw diesel engines are even worse than the their gas engines because of all the bullshit they put on them to make Greta Thunberg happy
Yep.....you have definetaly owned a few bmw's.....
While this was a funny episode, I think it really comes down to how the previous owners maintained them. A major issue in the U.S is people simply don't keep up with the maintenance on their cars. Especially once these luxury vehicles start hitting their 3rd owners+, these owners bought the car for cheap, and didn't bother to replace or service anything that needed attention. Of course there are certainly issues with these BMWs in the mid-2000s, but how good or bad the car will be currently is all dependent on its previous history.
Thats the truth, someone who understands. My X5 cant relate to this x5 and its older and more miles.
Naah they suck if you compare to lets say a toyota. That will start everytime even with bad service.
Danny Moreno
Toyota’s start even with bad service is they are more simple damn cars. If you really really into vehicles and love your car you know. A Toyota doesn’t have thick oils, they are much simpler cars, they don’t have so much power so the parts don’t have to be so complicated. Even a Supra, Supras can’t have 1000HP without upgrading parts, the diffs, trans, oils have to be upgraded to withstand that power. BMWs mostly have ridiculous power and torque and in order for the car to handle that it needs complex parts and when the part is bad the car shuts off or gets in limp mode so it doesn’t kill itself even more. It’s bad maintenance not the car. Keep up with the car and if you can’t don’t blame the car blame yourself. This maintenance concepts applies to any BMW, Porsche, Mercedes-Benz, Ferrari, Lamborghini, AM, Range Rover, Rolls Royce, Dodge V8s / V10s, Chevy Performance cars, Ford performance cars and even Lexus cars need to obey this concept that these noobs don’t get when you buy higher end vehicles.
BLACK BIMMER Toyota can’t accomplish half the shit that x5 can they are nice cars that run for a short amount of time
Carter Place
I don’t get what your trying to say
I could hear Cleetus saying, "Hell yeah, brother" when the cats came off. 🤣
It sounds like ruby or Leroy haha
hulkster!! yeah brother!! and rich piana too
She's a ripper!
them there cats gone is 500+ freedom points
Too much German eagles
"Removing Catalytic Converter" 500+ HP
and 4 grand richer
That really works
More like over 360 hp to the wheels real talk shut it broke talk
Hoovie is the type of guy to buy a car just to take it to the junk yard.
Facts!!
He did it last year with a Lincoln mark vii
Taking it where it should be lmao hoovie relocation services
Sneaky though he ends up with a net +ve bank account thanks to your eyeballs.
My aunt must have the decent one
It’s green and the same year with almost 200,000 miles and still going the biggest issue was the suspension but now it’s running like a champ
I can imagine Scotty Kilmer rolling up in his 94 Celica screaming" money pit!!!!" Waving his arms 😂😂😂
Heh! Heh! Heh! *horse picture*
Too funny😂
Lol
enraged gecko, thanks for the laughs! 😂🤣😂🤣
Gold \o/
Hoovie: "The X5 is one of the worst BMW's ever made."
BMW 7-Series (N64): "What am I, a joke to you?"
The X5 is ONE of the worst, the bengal 7 series is THE worst
And the N47 engine, the Valvetronic, the 316 Compact, the X6, the i8, the X4, the X3
I know you're making a joke but can't multiple cars be one of the worst ever made
@@blue7081 Nothing wrong with the compact, bud.
not sure where you got the n64 part from. The v8s are the n62 engine and the body is e65. Either that or you meant something else.
I use to have this car. In the beginning it feels great because you have a bmw. That feelings goes away quickly
Its always some kind of pump that fails.
Yeah, I've owned 3 x5s. Loved all three, really safe cars in high altitude snow country, and traded them all in at 100k. No issues at all. None. I maintained them. I took care of them. Totally reliable. The car you featured showed all the signs of being ridden hard and put away wet too many times. Abused (by the previous owner and then by you.) But let me be clear. Having driven the BMW X5 for over 300k miles over the past 15 years, they are amongst the best cars I've ever driven or owned. But we all know they are expensive to repair.
Yeah the "gotcha" there is ditching all 3 at 100k miles.
the problem is the ignorant driver that doesn't know how to take care of his car...look at him screaming like a lunatic while peeling off any car can get damaged like that.
@@KiraSlith 100%
My friend told me X5 is not reliable. Are you sure your X5 is reliable?
As a x5 owner, these cars are not for the faint of heart. If you have BMW software like dis,inpa and sss it’s not terrible. But a lot of really bad parts/design. The window regulator clips are a total joke, the nav lcd screen always fails, typical passenger occupancy sensor failure… my favorite is the heating pads in the seat that create hot spots that burn holes in the seat/burn you. That was a nice touch
15:42 the best looking BMW 7 series ever made in the background
E38 is the most beautiful car ever made
definitely!!!
Why yes it is!! I own the twin but mine is an IL sport. Love it and will do what it takes to keep it!
I noticed the car ninja's garage has almost all BMWs.
Here in Germany the repairs for that X5 cost max 2500€ ....D.I.Y. !!!
The z3 m Coupe is just looking down on that X5 like "Oh you will acknowledge his existence but not mine"
with most hope he’s preparing something on the car. Either that or it’s not his and he’s holding onto it for someone.
@@michaeld2799md Yeah i think its a friends car. I dont think our boi would do a Euro plate. Thats never been his thing.
1st Gen BMW X5: totaled without ever being in an accident.
Thats called gap insurance in bmw terms.
"They make BMW's smell like wallets too remind you how much money you're going to spend on it"
~Lemon Aide Used Car Guide.
😂🤣
I got a "buy a certified used BMW!" ad at the part where Hoovie showed the check engine light 🤣
Hoovie: "If I had big breasts, they'd be bouncing and I would be getting a lot more views." Lol! So true though!
Yeah
doug has been trying this theory recently but it hasn't generate more views for him
man breast are one of the worst things ever...if you are a man and have breasts, do something about it!
@@jerzyfam Haha Yeah, man boobs are bad and gross. I used to have them myself, but not anymore. I work out every week.
@@jeremylarson6267 Very interesting!
"Might sound like a Chevy" ...... love it ..... even my 68 Camaro doesn't sound that good. LOL
Your Camaro needs an LS swap.
The door situation is just hilarious. Everyone comes in through one door and leaves through another
cause of the shitty metal they use on those door handles
Like a clown car at the circus😂😂😂
Hoovie: "it's a $20 part"
car ninja: laughs
$20 parts don’t exist for x5’s lol
@@jakestachel The X5 could have come with a $20 note taped to the sun visor and it'd be a $100 part.
You can buy the door latch mechanism for about $25 on eBay. Window regulators are cheap too.
@@thomprd It will break a year later.
@@jakestachel Maybe cheap Chinese replica parts (which never last, if they fit at all!) but certainly not OEM BMW parts. $100 seems to be the entry point for most OEM BMW parts, except for maybe nuts and bolts etc.
My dad had one when I was younger. It was ol' reliable and he drove it for 8 years. Loved it.
Then it burned to the ground. Literally.
Wow, 8 years and then it crumbles? My Fiat Punto mk2 is 19 years old, runs like a dream and I only had to replace perishable parts.
the diesel ones are ok
@@Snarl616 id rather drive an x5 for 8 years than a punto for 50 years🤣
@@lukezi3952 Let me know how badly it will break your heart. It's a not enough sporty SUV incapable of going off road. And it will fall apart.
@@Snarl616 sorry, but nobody who buys a luxury SUV thinks that it will go offroad, dirt roads at most. Why is that even an argument? Ill happily drive and maintain an x5 over a cheap horrible and embarrasing little shitbox punto😂
Tyler has such good luck with BMWs
BMWs*
Gabriel Schwartz thanks Gabe. Edited.
Either this or they are all crap.
Gabriel Schwartz GABE!
Even better with Mercedes
I own a 2004 X5 3.0i with 180k miles. It is solid. The sun roof still works...almost everything still works minus a few things. I don’t drive like this guy. Sure a fuse is out that makes the signal on one side flash double speed. My check tire pressure light is on (so what it’s just a sensor), and a internal door handle mechanism but everything else works. Sure the gray seats need be sanded and recolored link how to below). But it is 16 years old. My internal drivers door handle mechanism also did what this video passenger side handle did. Minor fix (parts on Amazon). I replaced the front brakes pads and rotors for $450 (parts & labor...again from FCP Euro and hired a guy from a shop and it’s a easy job he did off work). Just change the oil with synthetic weight as the manual recommends. Sure the axl boots tear, mine did too, but again I baby it how I drive and am still rolling fine. I’ve had no engine or transmission problems. Just the internal door mechanism (again easy fix), I changed the front brake pads and rotors, and replaced the battery since it was old (those are big and $160) but am now getting good use of mine. I don’t floor it and drive it hard like I bet this person does. I drive it so it lasts. I love the sun roof and back built in window shades which keep the sun off my 3 year old. It’s a beater that is working for me! And I don’t give a shit if someone bumps it or whatever. The freedom from stress is amazing because I once had a nice tricked out powder coated low profile rims car. Bunch of F ing stress protecting it. If you don’t have people giving you nice cars for completing high school that you trash and then call junk then maybe go earn the $ and pay for it yourself and then maybe you will appreciate a cheap car that does well if you do some basics. But hey my parents were just blue collars.
How to restore the seats:
ruclips.net/video/HvvGLMMTyFw/видео.html
Best video I have seen on headlight oxidation restoration:
ruclips.net/video/UG54xt56uZo/видео.html
That’s the best sounding BMW I’ve ever heard 😂
Lawrence A is buy it just to show off the loud noise It be so much fun to have people listen to it and get opinions
It's rare to hear a BMW actually working in the wild 🤣
James Slejko they’re an endangered species now😂
This episode was just hilarious, Johnny smile when you said about removing the cat, couldn't stop laughing after that.
He definitely liked when Julius Hoovie demanded more katchup.
Yeah that was "Yeah let's do it" "I have to deal with very serious customers and their serious bills all day long"
Why you don't need to buy a cheap BMW.
That's it, you should just stop right there.
I know. Seems like he's done this video before.
A new BMW is expensive. A used BMW is _very_ expensive.
A BMW period
I own an e46 330xi with 225k. I agree, they are very expensive but still one of the best cars I've ever owned.
wingmanbomer 2000 e46 323i 252k mikes. One of my favorites.
I wish I would have seen this a 4 or 5 years ago. I always loved these things and finally got to buy one that was fully loaded. I was absolutely in love with it for about 3 days. After that, I all but gave it away. It left me stranded and with all of my car knowledge, I couldn't even begin to figure it out. I lost roughly $3000 in about a week, to get it out of my sight. This was not the biggest mistake of my life, but it is certainly the one I kick myself over the most.
What I love about @Hooviesgarage is that he literally shows the risk of these cars while other channels just talk about it. Keep up the great work Hoovie. Love your channel!!
13:14
Hoovie: yeah that's a cheap fix, they're like 20$ parts...
Mechanical Ninja: ...**laughs in BMW**
Finally a car that s not. A dream car . Hoovies going back to his roots
Shoutout to Hoovie for further depreciating the value of good cars for the people who know their way around them 🙏🏻
Like.....himself. Convenient he's a car flipper.
All two of you.
There is an old guy in Houston sitting in a 94 Celica laughing at you right now!
Scotty doesn't even know what day it is let alone anything about Hoovie.
Well, Hoovie did rev his engine.
Scotty lives in Houston? That’s interesting
*trunk
Hoovie: Keys NEVER on side of car.
Also Hoovie: Pays car ninja $1000 for body work to fix it.
What I learned from this is that if I find a 1k bmw X5 - buy it, cut the exhausts of, and enjoy (till it breaks)
I agree. I mean is a freaking V8 for $1500. Put a set of cheapo ebay coilovers , straight pipe it and you got a fun weekend car.
Worst car ever made. !!!
@@harveyhankerson4307 very wrong
fuck ya lol thats what i did lol and i love my shit
thats what i did with my e46 then i got hit by another car..
I have a 2005 X5 E53 3.0i which iv'e had since new, it is now 2021 and it still serves me well. Since the day i purchased it, i have only experienced 2 drivers door handle replacements and 1 oil seperator replacement. It is still going strong and does not seem to want to let go of it's life. Best car i have ever owned.
Somehow he still forgot about his z3 m coupe
It's not he's car, it belongs to a friend. He's just storing it till the guy remembered its a bmw a scrappers it.
@@chriscollins550 you've obviously never driven a z3. Proper gem.
@@SuperInfamous1234 sine I live in the UK and they was everywhere at one time till people wise up and sold them or scrap them. Yes I have driven one. Manual gearbox is better and the auto was really bad. Hardly any traction on the rear end as being rear wheel drives but unbalanced car.
@@SuperInfamous1234 very nice car indeed, not worth the current price tho and they aint gonna get cheaper.
@@chriscollins550 There was never z3 m with automatic gearbox...and yes, z3 m coupe is one of the best BMWs ever
Can’t stop watching when The Car Ninja took out the cat and Hoovie is just smiling. That’s worth 1,000 in itself. 😂
I love how there’s a much newer X5 in the background of the shop up on the lift. Same shit, different TSB.
Could just be oil change buddy. Newer x5s like that are great. Just expensive maintenance depending on engine
It’s an X3 bud
Just a newer shinier turd.
Too funny lol
Its an e70 X5, if you are referring to the one on the lift in alpine white.
I was a victim of a 2005 BMW X3. I was in my early 20s looking for my first nicer vehicle. Besides minor issues such as tearing intake boots and valve cover gasket rotting, the steering angle sensor became permanently on and the transfer case / AWD system malfunctioned and was unfixable by anyone I brought it to. I put a new transfer case on it and it still was screwed somehow. The engine was ok 3.0 M54, did have misfire issues with coils and plugs needing replaced, burned a quart of oil a month, but constant problems that even seasoned metro specialists couldnt solve. Burned through way more money than I paid for it trying to fix it. Ended up cutting my losses and moved on!
Tavarish: I found an amazing BMW X5 on the junkyard and over the next 2 years I‘m going to fix it.
and 3 years later he's still making videos about fixing the door handle...
@ and after 9 years he gives up on it and junks it
@@aldeen3 and goes back to the lambo.
That's how you should do it
A couple of years ago I had my heart set on buying an X5. Ending up finding a good deal on a Lexus LS430 with the Ultra Luxury package and was swayed away by all the luxury features.
I think I dodged a bullet.
That said, I still really love the X5. It's so gorgeous.
PeugeotRocket how's your ls430 holding up? I've been so tempted to get one as my daily
@@pearcey77 I had a 2006 Black Ultra Luxury edition for 5 years. It was about as perfect as you could get. Sold it for a Tesla Model S and still miss the Lexus.
Joe McDonough ???? Lexus but said buick ultra?
@@pip8920 Lexus LS430 Ultra Luxury edition.
Being a strictly German auto tech I can tell you that you certainly dodged a bullet. BMW's are junk. 99 percent of them leak oil. That's not an exaggeration. You'd think by now they'd figure out how to make a damn valve cover gasket that doesn't harden and leak after 30,000. PSA to everyone else: don't buy a BMW unless you're fully prepared to spend big money on maintenance reoairs.
Wow. That's one of the more ghetto door situations I've ever seen.
Rock up to a BMW dealership with this car, get out the from the sunroof. "Just needs a service, thanks"
Happened to my X5 too. Rear doors would jam shut if it was under 20 degrees f outside. Window regulators broke on sun roof and passenger window. Window was stuck down and bagged on the driver rear. All while gaskets were leaking and torn transfer case...causing over $8500 in repair bills. Then I got rear ended by a drunk driver in a Ford explorer and got totaled. Geico hooked me up lol.
Why it gotta be ghetto and not trailer park.
/S
@@Roderickdl because billy joe doesnt like bmws he likes his 1978 ford f250
@@Roderickdl ..thats the only word to describe bad i guess....maybe he ought to get out more
I bought a 06 x5 4.4 with 200,000km that was then daily driven all year for around two years. Three door handles broke, one window stopped working, sunroof started getting stuck, started getting a loud humming noise when above 40 kph, water pump and belt broke while driving, then the last 6 months I started getting a random air suspension fault message on the dash and blue smoke out the tail pipes if it sat for a few days. But from beginning to end it always drove smooth and was a fun to drive. It had 4 owners before me, Canadian car from Ontario, no service history, paid $3400. Only had a couple minor issues when I got it.
Onterrible more like it 😅
Hoovie, for the love of god, follow the #1 rule of used BMW ownership: If it doesn't have an I6, don't buy it
335s had an i6 and were straight doo doo
@@floggyWM1 N54 has also been called the European 2jz. Now HPFP aside they are pretty good motors.
What else about the 335? I've owned both a N54 and N55 version and both were great cars.
The drive to the junk yard was priceless!!!😂
Buy BMW, chop off exhaust then scrap it.
Sounds economical to me
40k?
@@aceline9087 $400,000 a month!!!!!!! FOR REALS, BECAUSE I READ IT ON RUclips.
I've seen a few of the "this is how much I really make from RUclips" videos. If they're to be believed, with over 1m subscribers, regular family-friendly videos in the automotive category... Hoovie is likely making in excess of $1m per year just from ad revenue. He also does sponsorships, which bumps that up considerably.
So a $1,000 purchase on a throwaway car which can have the mirrors yanked off and the cats chopped out to make a cool video, is not unreasonable
I have X5 E53 3.0i 2001 with 230k mileage. It is not so bad. it is not cheap car. I spent almost $50000 on it in 2001 Aug. The major reason I still keep this 22 years old X5 is snow road driving handling. 10 years ago a heavy snow storm with 20" snow on road and my whole family in the X5. We safely home and we saw a lot of cars abundant road side. This BMW X-drive is worthy safety feature.
8:06 I mean it is a pretty true statement 🤷♂️
Yeah 😂
ruclips.net/video/D-UmfqFjpl0/видео.html
Pretty much
Pro tip;
Do it the Polish way. Kurwa drive until it stops driving,
I think early 2000s SUVs still look good today, these x5s, the first gen cayenne and the early l322 range rover
Agreed. I have had my e53 for 10 years and I still love it. 180k miles and still going strong
The x5's back looks like it has a ginormous forhead
@@chrisangelov1378 Which engine/trans combo do you have? I want an e53 so bad, is the petrol 3.0 with a manual the better option in terms of reliability?
2nd gen Explorers look pretty good too
I find bmw's to be timeless, you can trace the lineage threw almost every model the subtle lines not like other brands that all that is the same is the badge, your lucky if it has the same font cough cough supra🤷♂️
I've got an 06 x5 4.4i. It's been the best summer ever. The only troubles I've had were poor tire wear in the year and poor brake pad and rotor replacement. So, I had all the suspension bushing replaced, and upgraded aftermarket rotors & calipers. 187k miles now. Not a spec of rust anywhere. Given what a new x5 v8 costs I'm keeping mine.
i have the same car! i had to replace the whole engine recently though... completely worth it bc I'm in love with the car
With the cats out, this is the best sounding turd I’ve ever heard.
It sounds so good...
Instead of putting lipstick on a turd, can make it sound better. Lol
Start a national BMW X5 demolition derby series. It's a better ending than the junk yard.
M62 v8 is dope, much better in a regular 5 series
Wow, after the cats were removed, that was a perfect send-off for that beast!
I got a sandwich for graduation and get the hell out of my house!
I've got you beat. I got a pair of tennis shoes for my 18th birthday and nothing for graduation.
KYoss68 I didn’t graduate.
I just got a kick in the ass
I currently use a 30d for towing. Changed water pump and thermostat because it has 140k on clock. Never had a minutes trouble with it. Brilliant work horse. A car is as good as the person looking after it.
I’m currently looking into one . 3.0i 04 . Clean Body
Bmw fanboys: no such thing as unreliable! Blame the driver!
Bmw mechanics: we need more of these fanboys to keep us busy!
So true you just have to buy the correct model from the correct year with the correct engine with low mileage and then maintain intensely and then they are as reliable as a Toyota 😁
@@topman.9646 lol
@@topman.9646 the truth is the US versions have neutered or in many cases completely different engines (crappier one's) than the EU versions, seen plenty of bmw's here in germany running totaly fine after 160 k + miles
Top Man. The new supra is using a BMW Z4 engine and interior btw
@@tezy0193 There's plenty of BMWs running around in the states with close to 200K, but they didn't rack those miles up without a ton of repairs. BMW is just shit. Regardless of where you buy them.
All I could think was "24hr Lemons race it!" Then thought "YES! Hoovie, Ed, and Tavarish should get together for a Lemons race!" Or You, JR, and Westen!
The latter options sounding better!!!
But Westen would put a Cummings in it and never get rid of it. :D
This is a hilarious upload. I hope it gets a massive amount of views so Hoovie will continue to drop money into buckets and bring them to the wizard and ninja.
Would make a pretty good series.
I'm looking to be *a* new car - but there are many, many out there (with amusing illustrative videos) I need to be warned away from.
wizard, ninja.... he just needs a cleric, and the adventuring party should be good to go. Car Cleric, that has a nice ring to it.
I can just imagine someone thinking "great that it's junked, I need a scratch free drivers door in that color" and then watching to the end of the video! LOL
Auto tempest: “contains thousands of first gen X5s”
Tyler: Give me the most beat up and highest mileage x5
Imagine getting a 2017 x5 for graduating high school. That’s hoovies life
His first car was a Mercedes SL 😩
Why would you punish your child with a piece of junk like that?
actually its probably far more like a 2004 lol
Kavinsky Smith i don’t think u understood the comparison in the years
The last two minutes were pure fun entertainment 😂😂😂 Hoovie’s face looked like he wanted to kill someone lmao😂
Mattia Gnoato I laughed at all the Mercedes vehicles at the junk yard 😂
Ive had an 02 3.0l x5 for the last 7 years putting over 100k miles on it. Honesty its been excellent, with 215k. Ive towed several cars 10+ hours, towed campers, trailers , pulled cars out of ditches etc. With that being said im a European car mechanic, and most of them i get in are junk... usually because they are not taken care of.
My 3.0 has been great. I tow a trailer regularly and I have over 240k on it. I love how it drops down at 80 and just pulls away to 100+ like it's nothing. Lots of window regulators, door handles, etc. But nothing that would make me get rid of it. About to do $2500 more to it to make it like new and drve it until it dies! (of course it will only be worth about $2300 once I do that! Lol but I love driving it)
Straight piped m62 engine is one of the best v8 sounds ever
Ryukachoo then you haven't heard a ford Yblock v8
2 stroke Power not even comparable to German or Japanese v8’s
I can atest to this check my channel lol
Umm that's an n52, its an 03+ model
Except this one is an N62. The M62 is a much better engine.
I honestly feel different, I’ve been having my X5 for sometime and it runs very well. Rebuilt transmission and replaced O2 sensor at 179,000 miles other than that it drives great. Received @ 111,000...also it’s a 2001 X5 4.4 . Brought my car for 2600$.... Always 2 sides to every story. Literally the best car I’ve every drove and I’ve drove Mercedes, Porsche’s, a lot of good cars.
Same thing. My X5 has now 243K with factory engine and transmission.
Right. Take any vehicle, do a lot of mileage never servicing anything and it'll fall apart...
I have 2004 X5 4.4i with 241k kms in it and it’s running great.
@@timmyilagan glad to hear some good feedback. just got my 2000 4.4 x5 a week ago and was starting to think i made a bad choice. 179000 and running like a dream.
The Engine and Transmission are pretty reliable on BMW X5’s... the problem is the electronics and plastics,. The Best Upgrade you can do to a factory X5 with Air lift system, is to change into conventional standard shocks/spring/coil..
take care of the transfer case... don’t mess up too much with the AWD system... it’s a weakness and when the driveshaft goes, it goes.. 🤯..
As a wise man once said..... “POWEEEEEEEER”
LIGHTNING LIGHTNING LIGHTNING
A very wise man
POWWWWAAAAA!
He also said pop up and down headlights
X5s with the 3.0i straight six arent bad at all once you overhaul the cooling system. I love the dash layout in these and they feel so solid on the road when well maintained
This is great! I remember in my 20s several times I was tempted into buying many low price/bargain luxury cars. After purchasing I was bombarded with problems that ended up being the vehicle's demise. So much money wasted until I finally learned to control my buying urges.
Now THIS is the Hoovie we’ve all been missing! Been wanting you to buy something else like the LeBaron for a long time! 🙏🏾😂 Funniest video I’ve seen this week...
Funeral Home: Would you like to be cremated or Buried Tyler?
Tyler: I’d want to be buried
Funeral Home: Alright you can select your casket
Tyler: Ah yes that broken BMW X5 RIGHT OVER THERE...
id rather be cremated just to make sure i dont wake up in the coffin,did you know its been a common thing over the years when they have exumed bodys they found scratch marks inside and one i heard of the corpse had the fingers worn down to the bone!
And for his plot, a nice spot in the Wizard's yard lol
Arron Somerville Don't they drain your blood in the funeral home?
X5 may be a cheaper casket but it will occupy 3+ grave plots 💸💸💸
A BMW without check engine light isnt a BMW. You should be more worried if it turns of one day. BMW X5 E53 is an awesome car and if you take care it will run for another 150 miles with ease.
I've have a 05 X5 3.0. no major problems in the years I've had it. The 4.4 had lots of engine issues. Exterior door handle, window regulators happens on all e53 x5's.
it’s true, i have a 6 cylinder and those engines are much more reliable than the v8s
I've read that the 3.0 is the better option in terms of reliability. What about transmission? Which one do you guys have?
Yes, the V8’s are the BMWs to stay away from. The 6 cyl cars are much more reliable especially the Inline 6 engines. BMW V8 engines from 1995 up to at least 2014 were terrible. I’ve owned 3 BMWs but I don’t have them anymore.
@@Kluneberg the 6 speed ZF transmission is good and reliable, the earlier GM transmissions would do around 100 k before dying .
Agree! I own 3.0 2002 X5 for two years, and never get any big problems. Only head gasket and fuel pump replacement.
My X5 don’t have rear air suspension, which means it's cheap to replace. Also M54B30 engine is known for reliability.
Def best RUclips channel. He’s so legit on everything he shows 😂
I was hoping Tyler would blast "Ride of the Valkaries" from the stereo wile pulling into the junkyard
Dennis Hall. He's no Nick Murray.
He wouldn't have been able to hear it anyway
I guess i was lucky. I bought a 2001 BMW X5 4.4i for Five Grand in 2015 and drove it until last month. The transmission blew up and sold it to LKQ.... Good bye and Good Riddance. Thank GOD I listened to Scotty Kilmer and bought a 1994 Toyota Celica for $600.00 three years ago as a back up car.
Hoovie: this is why you should NEVER buy this car
Also Hoovie: having the time of his life driving the car
"the ultimate driving machine"... until it breaks.
Ultimate salvage machine
Until people don't take care of their vehicles just like this one. They're great when you actually maintain them.
Creesic exactly... my dad drove one to just under 200,000 miles with 0 problem... he kept up with the servicing and surprise, it didn’t break (I am shocked that the timing chain guides stayed together though)
So the ultimate driving machine for about 6 days
@@Creesic Moot point. Every vehicle will last if you maintain it. The difference is that most other cars are way cheaper to maintain.
Hoovie: you should never ever ever buy an X5
Samcrac: hold my beer lol
Samcrac: hold my kove. The best bluethooth speaker on the market.
Wow, man, there's like millions of people who would drive that dream X5 for at least 5 more years! It was in a decent shape. In my country they fix all these problems with parts from other salvage vehicles and then sell it as a "perfect vehicle" driven only by grandma to the pharmacy store and back home! :)