"DUI" 🎤: Derrick Stroup | Watch the full video on our channel!
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
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He's not even using the mic anymore, he's just straight preaching! 😂
he's straight preachin
The mic been unplugged, they can't handle that facts.
Amen
Shit he’s yellin at those folks man 😂
Preach, brother, preach! I swear I think I ended up with the dog's blanket one time 🤢😂😂😂
The worst part is there's never ANY blankets in any of the cabinets you check and the next morning someone just shows you some random cupboard where the finest quilts of the ancients are all stacked neat
And they're so warm & cozy but now it doesn't fn matter. 😂😂
Spoken from 100,00% experience. 👏🏾
Ya laying there waiting for the ride to wake up now with a cozy blanket
I was the Fonz of drunk crashing.
Always got a feel for the place before I got pickled. Think of most places like your aunt's who you only see once per decade. If it's not in the obvious place, the guest room, then it's probably in the closest cabinet to the master bedroom without being an obvious cabinet.
Looks like a pantry, or an office. Turns out it's stacked floor to ceiling with the softest down a ducks ass can shed.
Why is this so spot on 😭🤣
"We drove drunk because we wanted to see our families again" 😅😅😅
Bro forgot about cabs🤦♂️
Then never sees them again cuz he git in a fatal car crash and killed a family of 6
@@mrcriminalpantscabs?? ain't no cabs in the country then or now. Shit ain't no uber, lyft, cab, doordash or nothing coming way tf out to sticks smh still this day🤣
@mrcriminalpants someone else pointed out that there aren't cabs in the country and that's true, but even of it weren't, you youngins don't realize how expensive one cab ride can be, especially for a stupid kid
@@epriley891yep, and a small amount of cab drivers will run up your bill if you’re super drunk and take all of your money. Far from the Tesla driver doing Uber for a hobby who can’t make proper conversation.
"Tyler" is the local police chief now😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
My hometowns police chief got arrested for drunk driving while partying with underage kids 😮😂😂 double whammy
My bud I use to eat acid with and smoke tons of weed with is now the k-9 officer at the same town we graduated high school from. 😂😂😂
@@michaelhammond9459 it happens, mostly about who you know.
Ur frightening close to my world man. Our Tyler is now indeed in the policeforce. We all knew he was a rat but hey somebody has to do it.
He didn’t tell one single lie. Especially that “will the sun ever come up “ 😂😂 all facts
Except for the fact that we weren’t really stranded. We did have taxis back then. Sooo he’s kinda lyin when he says we were stranded.
Especially when yo ass is hungry after all that drinking. Falling asleep in jeans and you hungry. Them keys in ya pocket do something to you. 😆
I never had that from drinking, but one night I got hit by a cold rainstorm in my sleeping bag next to a river here in California, where it NEVER rains in the middle of summer. I laid there shivering in a puddle inside my sleeping bag for what seemed like 1000 years waiting to see that sun poke up over the hills
@@joel.ha. you wasn't hungry enough. 😆 I laid down for 3 days straight. Didn't even wanna get up to pee. That stomach start talking 🤷♂️
@@edkang42 I was pretty hungry on that hike dude, it was 300 miles and took 29 days. I was eating powdered food so the bears wouldn't come looking for me
Using a rug as a blanket. Yep, I’ve been there 😂😂😂
Back of the couch cushions for me
Nothing changes 45 years ago when I was 20 used a braided rug woke up dusty af
Ya bro I slept at friends trailer back in the day under a rug with the air vent right under me to stay cool bc it was so hot in there lol
I detached the curtains and used that for warmth
Definitely used a few rug blankets in my day
Tyler lied😂😂😂😂
I didn't mean to 🤷♂️😂
@@TylerFitton Typical Tyler
@@TylerFittonthe craziest thing is I had a tyler promis to DD for a oz and he was drunk asf by the end of a night
nothing out the norm. I lie all the time.
You’re welcome you’ll always have that great memory nobody else these days will😂😂😂😂😂
"Will sunlight ever come?" damn that the realest shit ever spoken right there
Nah "will the sun ever come??" is so real. Sittng on some strangers porch at 2am, running out of cigs, and watching the sky. Time has slowed. Hoping the DD sobers up before noon.
Trying to wake that mf up is on par with waking a fucking Snorlax
Ran out of cigs and it was a BYOB and didn't know. I broke off a friendship after that night.
So we lived the same teenage years is what your telling me🤣😂😂😂😂🤣
Cue “young new England” by transit
Nate Bargatze’s older and angrier act!
You’re bringing back so many memories!!! Thank FUCK social media and cell phones were not around when I was a teenager/young adult.
The impromptu breakfast afterwards 😂 thanks for the eggs and the random blanket someone threw over me.
I slept on a beer pong table that I never wiped off. I’ve never woken up so cold and wet before in a house I didn’t really recall getting to.
it was always fire too
Dawg that just reminded me of one time not too long ago I was at my homies we got a little drunk not too drunk but I ended up getting a migraine and laid on his couch I started thinking damn I need a fan and a blanket then boom I blanket gets thrown on me and a fan turns on I open one eye to see who it was and it was my homie’s ten year old son it just put a giant smile on my face fr
@@EricsaidfulI slept on a pool table using a litteral curtain (still hanging behind said pool table) as a blanket. Another time I was on one of those beach lounge chairs that had no cushion and so cold that I had stuck my feet into an empty cool ranch dorito bag. And another time I was still outside on one of those same chairs by a pool and woke up to a bunch of wild turkeys 🦃 all around 😅. You unlocked core memories with your comment 😂
@@oliviaembrey3187 Man, I woke up on my cousins couch one morning at 6:45 when I fell asleep at 6 to him unloading on a deer, from inside the house through the sliding glass door.
I’ve never woken up so deaf and pissed off. Can only imagine what the turkeys would’ve brought lol
Oh, the memories of the white knuckle rides home with the DD that said "I'm fine" at every chance he got while hiccupping and sluring from my teenage years are flooding back lol
“Will sunlight ever come”
So real
Many times. Lmbo.
This dude is an angry Nate Bargatze and I'm here for it!!😂😂😂😂
That’s who he reminds me of! Could t put my finger on it!
@@niratomas579 it took me a couple of views, too! Lol
Yes yes yes 💀
Yes! 😂
My "Tyler" was named Steven and he DEFINITELY lied 🤣
Can't trust no one named Steven
My bad
Mine was a Chris and didn't tell me it was a BYOB.
Was it "Steven" and "Tyler" together? 😂😂
Damnit @steven2981 😂😂😂
My dd, shut me in-between my door and screen door one time and rang the doorbell multiple times and left. Everyone was scared of my momma😂. I fell into the hallway when my momma flung the door open, and my dad said, "just leave her until the morning and I'll handle her!" I was laid out in the entry all night, snoring and sleeping. My daddy did handle it, I NEVER did it again!😂 Those were the best times, late 90's😂.
The late 90's were the best times!! Dude what'd your dad do? Lol
@@ariesjae6436 he put her in the no-no Room
@ariesjae6436 He woke me up at 6 am and told me that if I ever did it again, I would sleep on the porch. He was in the military, so I knew he wasn't lying!😂 I then had to get ready and help him at his landscaping business ALL DAY, hungover and sick. It was hot as hell! I still remember that feeling. I never did it again!😂
@@AC-iy6rvdamn. Your dad just inspired this retired veteran dad
Should’ve added in a “we didn’t even know how to get home”
That’s a good tag for sure
FR: You rode with Tyler to some "friend's" house. When you arrived, you ased Tyler "Where are we?"
His reply: "We are here."
Now Tyler is lying in a growing puddle of drool, urine and regurgitated beer.
The Irish goodbye is my favorite move haha
Mine too. Especially for as big as I am. They never knew. Then hours later there be messages asking where am I and if I'm alright. Fxck them..I left cause I wanted to see my family .
"Man, I shouldn't have driven home last night.... especially since I walked there"
Nothing like waking up and realizing you not only drove drunk but may have accidently commited grand theft auto as well.
100th like
Went with friends to a birthday party, I woke up in the spare bedroom, with the owner of the house waving my car keys in front of my face. I staggered downstairs, got in my car, 1st question, where are my glasses, most important question as I turned the key in the ignition: I did not drive here!
I’m literally 28 and I understand what he’s saying to the fullest my lil brother is 24 and when I showed him this he literally said “I can’t imagine not waking up where I planned to sleep that night”
This is the world's greatest youth pastor! 🤣🤣🤣
As someone named Tyler, yes i am very liable to lie about stayin sober. Dont ever trust me to be your DD😂
I walked home from a party ..in the 90's.had to walk from the country to middle of the city foggy with my homegirl still drunk. Lol
When finally coming to the front door, it was like paradis 😂 warmth food bed 🛏️ zzzzz❤
@@TrickOrRetreat lol.yes
@@TrickOrRetreatthe front door was an achievement beyond words 😮💨🙏🏾🧑🏽🦯🛏️⚰️
yep. Which is why the drunk drivers are even more scummy.
Been there lmao. Had a girl kick me out of her house for being too drunk and my phone was dead so couldn’t call anyone. Said f*** it and walked 9 miles home. Best walk of my life
Watched this five times lol every time I do another memory pops up.. The good ol days!!😂
And to all who walked home and are alive to tell the tale, you are the lucky ones. Passing out outside in cold weather sometimes doesnt end well.
I had to get home ….I just had to …even blacked out drunk ..I had to …
..I had 2 hot pockets left .
Almost lost my fingers.
Floridian here. This has never been a concern for me, believe it or not.
That was a stellar skit!!!!!! LMAO
That last line had me rolling !! I literally wanted to be home with my mom. 😂😂😂😂
The way he says so genuinely "look at me" before his closing statement is what got me
😂😂😂😂 facts, waking up to somebody's grandma making bloody Marys trying to snap us back to reality. Leaving thinking it's not the same house you went to last night.
The DD always got the drunkest.
It's always "Bro, I'm just going to have a beer now. We're going to be here for hours, I'll be fine off of 1-2 beers in 3-4 hours". 2 hours later DD is 4 beers and several shots deep trying to spit game to a girl that looks very disinterested.
Or you did what I did.. flat out leave, because I couldn't deal with their drunk ass anymore. Lol
Facts. I was the DD.
@@Jkev24damn this was literally me last night, except I hope the girl was interested. This comment makes me think otherwise...
@@wowisntitanamazinglyamazin9550 lmao, unless you got her number and are talking to her about meeting up, she wasn't amigo.
Well done, finally a comedian with some energy
Yep! I’ve slept in peoples back yards on the cool wet grass when the world wouldn’t stop spinning. Parents bathrooms(the parents weren’t home, a concrete picnic table, and a driveway where ants decided I was dead and built a mound on my leg and made me even sicker because I was hungover and bitten by a thousand ants.
I walked home. Through the ghetto, through the industrial part of town, following train tracks, through the parks that felt like woods.
Blackout drunk
Same! 😂
Glad you didn't crash a car into someone else.
Sounds like none of those areas were particularly savory
I got kicked out of a party a friend took me to because I kicked someone's ass on his favor and the sob stayed at the party and let me walk, as I approached a local restaurant coincidentally the fkn burglar alarm went off at 2am and the police stopped me . Good times
Dayummmm what city?😂😂😂😂cuz not Birmingham LOL
27, and I do know this feeling. I remember laying in some stranger's yard, waiting for daybreak and our DD to wake up. He didn't wake up until noon.
Housewarming party at a friend’s house in 2019, my senior year. Got drunk in his backyard, DD was cuddled up with the dog on the couch. So I walked my ass home, can’t remember the walk for the life of me. I do remember getting flashbanged the second I opened the front door. My brother was still up and had EVERY light in the living room turned on. Sobered me right tf up 💀
This is hilarious! But also in all seriousness, don’t drink and drive! My mom got a DUI and she is still dealing with the legal repercussions 10 years later! Be safe y’all❤✨
And also it can kill people!
He explained the experience perfectly! I had flashbacks while he explained this!
This dude has phenomenal energy as a natural!
I hope to see more of ol' boy in the future! Because GAAAAWD DAMMIT boi that made my side hurt!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Damnn this paints quite the picture of the 1900s
And early 2000s. Smh😢 I know this
go ahead and get your jokes in now, you're just jealous the planet's gonna be unlivable by the time you're my age.
:(
@@odaeyss Damn, no Uber AND you f*cked up the whole planet. What a generation
Go get a degree in environmental science and work for the department of forestry or something pls lmk what ur plan is to launch academically because u probably have a brilliant mind, how can u use ur cynicism to do something good for the world, who are u mad at and way
Bro this was in 2010 lol
For real this brought back memories...
He is not wrong... Some long cold walks...
He ain't wrong.
That damn Tyler
“Tyler lied” lol. Omg the passion that he said this with!!! I feel it
I was born in 1980 there indeed was moments where you were stuck at a strangers house. He’s speaking the truth. Slept on the back porch or two in my day.😂
He’s right… the man’s right
Brilliant stage presentation
Holy shit so true. Rode with my buddy to a house party in the middle of nowhere. He blacked out I had to drive I had no idea where I was going. Longest drive home ever
Now imagine this but not having a car 😂 walking an hour home wasted, trying not to walk drunk in case a cop passes by or get robbed 😂 ahh the good old days
Lol Nate Bargatze if he was raised in an abusive household😂
Using a rug as a blanket... too real!!!!
Pulling the cushions of some strangers couch as pillows and blankets, hoping the dd is sober by sunrise 😂
I’ve used there new tv boxes they had left
😂 😅 "I wanna go home" (chowder fart cloud voice)
Spoken like poetry, sounds like the guy from the band Listener
I’m always the DD that blacks out 😂
This literally made me ha ha out loud.
This man is an awesome comedian and has the stage presence of southern Baptist minister.
Bro...I was like 24 at a NYE party and my DD got so blasted he didn't pass out, he left...by hot wiring his own car because his keys were in my pocket 😅. Slept in an empty spare room upstairs in a strange house on the floor. I knew the owner (thankfully), but I'd never been there before so it was weird. This was the day after a different friend came to pick me up an hour & change away because the bus I was trying to catch left 15 minutes early and there wasn't another until the next day...and no way in hell was I sleeping in an inner city bus station 😂.
Tyler promised us... He lied!! 😂😂
That's what you get if you don't know how to establish an effective public transit system in your Land Of The Free™: Suffering
You must be super fun at parties.
@@TheMagicTA They probably are because they have trains
@@TheMagicTAthey're right, though
In large major cities like Los Angeles, New York City, and Chicago there are public buses and trains. However, America is a huge country; we have states that are bigger than some entire countries. There are some smaller rural towns that just don't require public transit.
That wouldn't work out of the cities here. We have actual land here 😅😂
Oooh shit!!
It got personal, he still mad at Tyler🤣🤣😂😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a delivery!!! Amazing sir just amazing, Bravo for sure 👏!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg I was stuck at a bar billard hall and my dd literally left with some other people. I'll never forget driving with one eye open and one eye closed so the 2 lane wouldn't be a 4 lane. A 30 min trip took about an hour but I was sooooo lucky and I've not been to the bar since that night 😢😅
Bringing back memories. One time I woke up with a big dog cuddling with me on this wood floor of this house that idfk who’s house it was 🤣 the dog kept me warm
I had a friend in my teenage years who only had half of a foot on his right side because his dad ran over it with a lawnmower and any time I'd go out partying I'd take him just in case we'd have to run from the cops he'd get caught before me 😂😂
You ain't sh&$ tho 😂😂😂
Bro i was about to say the same@aggtown9616
Someone wrote you ain’t chit, I disagree. You piece of chit, and thanks for the chuckle. 😆
Lmaoo dirty
I actually really like this delivery! 🔥
Don't Tell Comedy, I really enjoyed watching this, so I hit the like button!
What an odd thing to say
Why is this the first time I'm seeing this guy? He is HALARIOUS!!!!!!!
Preach Brother!!😂
Brother I am only 25 but I still been there done that 😂😂😂
Same my hometown didn’t have any Uber/Lyft driver until recently
@@justinmailloux3799 my little home town still doesn’t have Uber, Lyft, taxi service, etc 😂
He is speaking the truth!!!!
Speak on it brother 😂. Woken up harshly. On some. You gotta go!!!
wtf is going on the comments here
They taking over😂
The bots are having a stimulating and interesting conversation.
Every comment section has bot thots now unfortunately
Bruh 😂😂
Excellent description!
God, stranded so so many times.😂😂😂
I love this dude. 😆 between him and Susan. 😆 🤣
We drove drunk because we wanted to see our families again 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This isn’t stand-up, this is his therapy
I just had about 10 flashbacks. NOBODY EVER HAD AN EXTRA BLANKET!!
Hahahaha 😂😂 the fact that we can laugh about something that could be quite catastrophic..is beautiful.
Oh my God. The memories you just unlocked. 😂
Will sunlight ever come ? IDK!
That one got me!!
Wow, just wow, rug as a blanket, waiting for the sun, wow. I feel this deep.
That wasnt a joke, that was a long overdue therapy session.
Bro the flash backs of all that lol😂😂😂. I earned mine I'm getting home bro.
Sounds like my homecoming night my sophomore year of high school in 2003.
Such a great comedic take on the consequences of our poor decisions.😂
Made me think twice.
Brother is venting 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 been there, done there. Throwing up in a tuberware box of some kid's crayons in that cold ass pool-room!!!! Praying a mouse dont eat my fukin ear.
“Because we wanted to see our families again” is by far one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard a comic say
That “goin through the pantry” really hit home! I raided so many kitchens at 4am back when…
Tyler now runs the local AA meeting at the YMCA 😂😂😂
2 people under a Carhartt jacket in an unfinished addition in January always comes to mind
Amen Brother Yes Sir !!🤘🏻😎🤘🏻Been There!!!
Bro, this is so real, i almost cried! 😂😂😂
Using a rug as a blanket is very accurate.
This man speaks on behalf of us drunk DRIVERS, not those drunk crashers
That's how you learn most people are basically good people.
Dude that will the sun ever come up hrought back some bad nights of my own.
Finally a man of culture. DD says they got you and then a minute later, you see them passed out in their own vomit and you have work in 5 minutes.
This guy's delivery feels like an angry and more animated Nate Bargatze 😂
You can tell he's getting flashbacks by the way he sways 😂