I wish I could just follow Colin around and listen to him do this all day. In my personal opinion Colin and Patrice have the greatest radio material on RUclips. Hours of brilliant comedy that I listen to over and over again.
Colin is sharp to the point where he can completely deconstruct somebody's personality and mannerisms and actually teach them something about themselves by trashing them.
Colin: "You think to you to yourself 'hey, I'm a guy that is just blue collar, I take my lunch pail into the club every night' with your fake humility and I am putting a stop to it. Today." Jimmy: "Why? I don't want people to think.... Colin: 'SHUT YOUR FACE' Best part of all three hours....
Jesus this just brings back memories. What a moment in time this show was. I don’t know if it will ever be replicated. So many memories just sitting in my car being late for my class crying from laughter listening to this. Just miss this
I think Patrice even said something similar to that one time. He said something like “we resigned to Colin as the ‘Sinatra’ of the group”. Paraphrasing.
Yep, even in a recent show with Burt K., out of all ppl, Nick kinda follows Colin's lead like Colin's a big brother or something, a testament to how that cellar table held him to that esteem.
I hate myself for seriously commenting on youtube but he really is funny on a level no other comedian is. Too bad that doesn't translate into marketability, but Colin's bitterness is a big part of what makes him funny.
“No I’m just saying I’m in clevand this weekend” “Yeah apparently you swallowed Lake Eerie” Fuck Colin is legitimately the quickest smasher in comedy history lol.
That's a really good one, but we all know the crown belongs to either "backalley Tunisian knifefighter" or "Corsican Pimp" when referring to the Armenian Arms dealer Anthony.
I missed out on a lot being born in 2000 and not 1990 lol I just discovered O&A months ago and it’s all I’m gonna listen to for like the next 20 years lol
I was born in 1990. Save yourself. Unbeknownst to you you're in a sick place. Don't get involved in the dark O&A universe. Don't listen to a minute of covert narcissistic personality disorder manchild Gregg 'Opie' Hughes, or damaged Anthony Cumia. Don't listen to the bullying of schizotypal Patti, alcoholic Diana, or autistic Daniel and David. Don't listen to unaware imbecile creep hack Norton, commie cliché ego Louis, or misogynist Burr and Derosa. Even stay away from depressed and frustrated Colin and Patrice. The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for.
you have so much to get through and yes I'm very jealous you get to hear it for the first time, I'm pretty sure I've listened to every single minute Opie and Anthony for about 15 years, dude you're going to love this 🤣
I fucking love Colin. No one on the planet can insult someone like he does. His insults are so out there but completely spot on. Back alley Tunision Knife Fighter? You should be whipping Huskies on a sled right now? Do you curse when you're selling rugs to tourists in Istanbul? I mean, those are so fucking accurate but who else would ever come up with them? Hilarious.
colin is so funny that just Jay Mohr's impression of him saying "what better way to shake off those Christmas blues from the birth of Christ than going to see a scallop in sweatpants" is in my top 5 for this video.
norm, dipaolo are very close, but i think CQ just really is the greatest comedian of all time. standup/trashing/roasting. his stuff is just other -worldly.
I’ve listened to this particular video a million times and my favorite part is when you put jay mohr roasting Jimmy while doing an impression of Colin Quinn 😂
It’s not too hard to figure that hack worm out. The way he shows legitimate anger at Norton with the yelling and ranting shows he really hates him deep down. He’s so obvious in his love for Vos the way he busts him. So different from how he goes after the grub.
It's crazy how spot on Anthonys impression of Dice is, for a second i was doubting if he was there. Also the when he impersonated Chip ratting out Jews had me floored. " I think there's a nazi in the attic or somn'"
I've worked through the CK, Jim Jefferies, Colin Quinn, Bill Burr and Nick DiPaulo episodes so far and I think the Colin ones were my favourites. They've all had moments of gold though. Best show ever.
Colin saying Jim talks like he's doing an impression of an intelligent person is hilarious and perfect
"Jim looks like a sandcastle that kids got bored playing with halfway through."
- Colin Quinn
"Just brushing up on my acting"
"You still need a first coat"
Quinn can insult somebody in the most obscure way possible, while still being accurate.
“Big jay looks like he’s scalping tickets for uncle kracker in 1995
"Leave half-formed larvae alone"
-The perfect description of that creepy worm.
Everytime Colin says, "shut up" or "stupid," an angel gets its wings.
"And I'm shooting something at the end of March in Boston..."
"Yourself I hope."
Holy shit, that was fantastic.
+aidanmcballs that made me laugh so fucking hard, colin is a master.
As quick as Jimmy is he's still helpless against Colin.
Lil Jimmy is a shark but Colin is a Killer Whale
I wish I could just follow Colin around and listen to him do this all day. In my personal opinion Colin and Patrice have the greatest radio material on RUclips. Hours of brilliant comedy that I listen to over and over again.
Cool story bro
Colin is sharp to the point where he can completely deconstruct somebody's personality and mannerisms and actually teach them something about themselves by trashing them.
Collin once made a man shit his pants by telling someone they looked like a pair a pants with shit in em.
Shat up
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"Jim sleeps in a Petri Dish" - Colin Quinn on Jim Norton .... That was so damn funny!
It was a genius comedy line 😆😆😆
It’s an all timer
Colin Quinn is so underrated as a comic. Pretty much every jab he takes in this clip is gold. Can’t stop laughing. SHADDAP STUPID.
SHUT YOUR FACE
"Shut up, And Continue!" - Colin Quinn 😭
I almost choked on my dinner when Colin said this 🤣
"Breathing in the air, like in a South American dictatorship." One of the funniest lines ever lol
41:57 "shut up and continue" is one of the best Colin lines in this video, and that's saying a lot
"shut up and continue" - Colin to Jimmy
One of my favourite moments
Jimmy: And I'm shooting something at the end of March in Boston.
Colin: Yourself I hope.
That will never not be funny
Colin is so quick
Legendary quickness.
no lie, I laughed reading it.
“...With your fake humility, I’m putting a stop to it TODAY...”
My favourite line. And the one about Bob Kelly not fit for a normal life ha
Colin screaming "You're dead!" out of sheer frustration is my favorite.
Colin: "You think to you to yourself 'hey, I'm a guy that is just blue collar, I take my lunch pail into the club every night' with your fake humility and I am putting a stop to it. Today."
Jimmy: "Why? I don't want people to think....
Colin: 'SHUT YOUR FACE'
Best part of all three hours....
Jesus this just brings back memories. What a moment in time this show was. I don’t know if it will ever be replicated. So many memories just sitting in my car being late for my class crying from laughter listening to this. Just miss this
Colin really is the patriarch of their whole crew
I think Patrice even said something similar to that one time. He said something like “we resigned to Colin as the ‘Sinatra’ of the group”. Paraphrasing.
Patrice said it!
Yep, even in a recent show with Burt K., out of all ppl, Nick kinda follows Colin's lead like Colin's a big brother or something, a testament to how that cellar table held him to that esteem.
Yeah Patrice said he submits to Colin. Maybe the only person Patrice would say that about
Norton stole his whole radio schtick from Colin Quinn.
Colin vs Jim? More like 2 hours of Colin kneeling on Jimmy strangling him while Jimmy weakly claws at his face in his last moments
"Just like witches and black masses... you twelve year old"
What a genius Colin Quinn is.
I hate myself for seriously commenting on youtube but he really is funny on a level no other comedian is. Too bad that doesn't translate into marketability, but Colin's bitterness is a big part of what makes him funny.
+Nanaya Bieswechs - norm is on his level imho
Genius attempts Colin Quinn
between colin's bashing genius & anthony's repeat-joke-laugh....best. radio. ever.
My favorite thing Colin ever said was to Vos. "You're sounding particularly moist today, is there a reason for that?"
“No I’m just saying I’m in clevand this weekend”
“Yeah apparently you swallowed Lake Eerie”
Fuck Colin is legitimately the quickest smasher in comedy history lol.
"a molested freak." Might be the meanest thing Collin has ever called Norton. And funniest!
“Just like witches at black masses. You twelve year old”
Matt Murray yrtrrrttrrderr
Whi
"Jim sleeps in a petri dish." Bhahahahahaaahaha
“You’re a Majestic irrelevance” is Colin’s best insult
That's a really good one, but we all know the crown belongs to either "backalley Tunisian knifefighter" or "Corsican Pimp" when referring to the Armenian Arms dealer Anthony.
@@jakesommer3914 but telling bobby that he looks like last minute gift at beijing airport is best sentence i ever heard
@@12aR9 runner up is the time he told Bobby his head looks like a wax candle.
Tunisian Knife Fighter, Corsican Pimp, and sickening loser are my favorite Colin insults
@@WaldoBagelTopper "You look like a good-looking guy baked inside a giant pie"
Colin so fuckin quick & lethal
I love how colin goes 'shut up' as soon as he tries to fire back
Shut UP
Shudd up... let them laugh
Colin Quinn by far the funniest out of the entire gang!
It’s funny actually hearing Jim genuinely getting stung by some of these barbs 🤣🤣🤣 Colin is a beast!
Just listen to him bashing fat Bob Kelly in their podcast right after tough crowd ended. Colin was on fuckin fire during this era.
Colin- the truth that no one wants to address, which is that Chip is just Jim in his purest form 😂
I missed out on a lot being born in 2000 and not 1990 lol I just discovered O&A months ago and it’s all I’m gonna listen to for like the next 20 years lol
Same thing happened to me
I was born in 1990. Save yourself. Unbeknownst to you you're in a sick place. Don't get involved in the dark O&A universe. Don't listen to a minute of covert narcissistic personality disorder manchild Gregg 'Opie' Hughes, or damaged Anthony Cumia. Don't listen to the bullying of schizotypal Patti, alcoholic Diana, or autistic Daniel and David. Don't listen to unaware imbecile creep hack Norton, commie cliché ego Louis, or misogynist Burr and Derosa. Even stay away from depressed and frustrated Colin and Patrice. The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for.
you have so much to get through and yes I'm very jealous you get to hear it for the first time, I'm pretty sure I've listened to every single minute Opie and Anthony for about 15 years, dude you're going to love this 🤣
They were fantastic. There's tons of shit on YT.
Colin is so sweet with bobo and lady di and he’s vicious with jimmy, it’s great
RanThaMan people ppt work put in
The fact that you provided On Screen Dates that changed accordingly. BRAVO 👏 👏
I use "Shut Up" and "Stupid" like these guys all the time now LOL. Colin is the best
These Colin Quinn compilations are outstanding. Can you make one of Colin vs Patrice?
I second this
Not much material i think, you got that one "fight" about tough crowd on yt already
You gotta dig through Tough Crowd clips, someone should do it...
Only if you teach the 5 point palm exploding heart technique
No stupid!
02:47:00 "I'll be shooting something at the end of March..." "Yourself I hope"
Whoever made this compilation deserves a statue on Times Square
colin at 45:17 is brilliant. So serious sounding "im putting a stop to it today"
no need for a time stamp for colin's brillance, neck and neck with patrice as best guest on o and a
Can't argue with that Danny. They're both legends.
And then Norton reverts back to what he knows best; putting things up his ass.
Terram Lucida Tela Concilium yeah that no ticket selling sockcocka
"Were not asking you to disagree, were asking you to shut up and let us savor in your awfulness"
I fucking love Colin. No one on the planet can insult someone like he does. His insults are so out there but completely spot on. Back alley Tunision Knife Fighter? You should be whipping Huskies on a sled right now? Do you curse when you're selling rugs to tourists in Istanbul? I mean, those are so fucking accurate but who else would ever come up with them? Hilarious.
Norton as a biker gang members 'hatchling'....
jrreogreugerugregreger when he referred to Anthony and Vos as "two dumb Yemeni cousins laughing"
He also said Ant looked like a "Corsican Pimp" lol
My favorite thing to do is to say “shut it” “shut _UP_ stupid” “shut ya mouth” when me and my friends are teasing each other.
this is why they have weight classes in boxing
Anthony: “Ahh look, it’s a big broadway sta..”
Opie: “Star.”
Yuck
"If you were gonna have an opening song, it'd be Taps."
"Taps?"
"Yeah, because you're gonna die."
colin is so funny that just Jay Mohr's impression of him saying "what better way to shake off those Christmas blues from the birth of Christ than going to see a scallop in sweatpants" is in my top 5 for this video.
norm, dipaolo are very close, but i think CQ just really is the greatest comedian of all time. standup/trashing/roasting. his stuff is just other -worldly.
+Yoni Yampolsky I agree, he really is a living legend.
Patrice and Colin the two best guests ever
louis ck is equally great
Don't forget Otto.
Jim « im shooting something in marsh»
Colin «yourself i hope»
Beautiful
Why couldn’t these guys just keep it together for us! This show was incredible.
I listen to this b4 I go to bed.
"Brushing up? He needs a first coat."
This is what real friendship sounds like.
No Jimmy and Opster were the real best buds
Lol Jimmy and opie "had that chemistry" lol
'shut up cat noise' 😂.
“I like Billy Joel.”
“Shut your mouth.”
I love listening to Colin carve up that worm
"All jokes aside" lmfao Colin rules.
Agreed, fkin legend
Listening to these two riff is the most enjoyable part of my work day
Jim "the hatchling" Norton vs Colin "doddering old man" Quinn
Colin is perhaps the more purely funny person on this planet
Maybe, when you can understand what he is saying
Vos is up there too imo. Neither of them get butthurt the way some of the others do at times. Just all about funny
James Larva Norton
He does look like larva
“Chip is a genius” - Anthony Dice Clay
“He’s a young corpse” that line should’ve killed a lot harder😂😂😂
🤣
"shut up and continue"
2:47:50
line of the century
lmaooooo Ant's reaction to Jimmy's Bruce Willis impersonation.
44:50 - The reaction to every Opie joke
I wish Colin would've smashed Opie, would've been feckin hilarious
These videos are my happy place.
All Opie can contribute is an "oooohhhhhh" over and over and over
colin has to be the only one who can legitimately smash norton without retaliation.
Yep and it's not out of reverence, Colin is simply too quick for Jim.
He's to good for that nerd. Too good for the whole damn bunch of them.
Colin is so quick, shame he's not more popular but i suppose that's part of the charm in a shit way lol
I think this is my 30th time listening to this and i always listen to both of them in succession
2:47:50 is a fucking snipe by Colin, holy shit what quickness
Thats why i like colin! Him and patrice can dish it out quick!
1:09:03 one of the best back and forth slams ever. Colin just kept taking it up a notch. Classic.
I’ve listened to this particular video a million times and my favorite part is when you put jay mohr roasting Jimmy while doing an impression of Colin Quinn 😂
"Norton has AIDS, and you two have to find the antidote."
I love the way these two passive aggressively rip on eachother.
How is any of it passive haha?
Colin is dead serious and it's awesome
We’re literally watching Colin Quinn slowly turn into Pat Cooper... No wonder why Patrice loved and respected both of those guys.
How’s he turning into pat cooper? Generally curious
41:23 "I'm a half a fruit myself" STILL gets it after 3500 viewings
u deserve a medal of honor just for time stamping everything.
This is Amazing. Loving Colin the more it plays.
This... Is gold... I feel like they are close friends but Colin makes some real good points, cruel points lol
Great video but Amy Schumer is NOT a bonus
Colin destroys Jimmy.He is the greatest comedian ever
"Shut up and continue."
That photo of Bob you used at 1:46:32 looks like if Oddjob played Michael Knight. Excellent choice, sir.
Colin is one of the only guys I've heard on this show go after Jimmy consistently haha
Matt Ham and he was totally justified
colin is the best at bashing norton, you can tell he really studied him and thought about it for a long time.
It’s not too hard to figure that hack worm out.
The way he shows legitimate anger at Norton with the yelling and ranting shows he really hates him deep down. He’s so obvious in his love for Vos the way he busts him. So different from how he goes after the grub.
Colin mentored him
Ant's Dice is better than Dice
It's crazy how spot on Anthonys impression of Dice is, for a second i was doubting if he was there. Also the when he impersonated Chip ratting out Jews had me floored. " I think there's a nazi in the attic or somn'"
Colin just has his number. He's just too quick, and has so much material just bottled up ready to go.
This is how Irish folk show endearment
Every Thanksgiving, every Christmas, someone's ego gets pulverized. And it's fucking great.
***** gobshite
KINGCALLO on the lash, are ya?
lol
they are both paddies (albeit plastic ones)
I've worked through the CK, Jim Jefferies, Colin Quinn, Bill Burr and Nick DiPaulo episodes so far and I think the Colin ones were my favourites. They've all had moments of gold though. Best show ever.
After Patrice though, right?
Agreed
@@Ssv714 that's the greatest comment the internet has ever produced. Well done my good man for the win
“Shut up and continue.” Colin is great 😂
I always hated how their one interview with Norm got cut short because of uninteresting Brock.
2:50:00 "You did a great job on this benefit. All jokes aside."
Nobody busts balls like Colin. He's the GOAT.
Colin's accent and personnality is the embodiement of the good sides of the East cost
I loved that Colin would not stop trashing Norton during the Ed Norton call.