Nikki Glaser Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • @donny4467
    @donny4467 4 года назад +184

    I’ve been watching this show for months now and not a single person has addressed the weather for the naked or clothed question. Good luck living in Canada or Russia in the winter with no clothes 😂

    • @docjohnson1
      @docjohnson1 4 года назад +2

      Pretty sure 90% of the world falls onto this category

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 4 года назад

      @@docjohnson1 Asian countries tend to get really warm for most of the year, africa is warm, south america. The only areas where it gets really cold thats highly populated is north america and europe lol.

    • @docjohnson1
      @docjohnson1 4 года назад +2

      @@Plague_Doc22 but he said Canada and much of yhe US gets a full winter. Also Russia is an asian country

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 4 года назад

      @@docjohnson1 Actually Russia is considered Eurasian. With the west of russia being european. And lets be real the vast majority of Russian culturue is more european than asian.

    • @docjohnson1
      @docjohnson1 4 года назад +2

      @@Plague_Doc22 we are talking culture or climate? Also even Europe has winter so my original point stands. Im not say op was wrong i simply added the fact that way more than Russia and Canada have cold weather. Theres snow under my feet as I text this

  • @BRMW19
    @BRMW19 4 года назад +445

    Sex questions off the bat...couldnt see that coming

    • @SamO.780
      @SamO.780 4 года назад +19

      Miguel Meyers and every question after that? Shocker

    • @User_32
      @User_32 4 года назад +8

      She sucks

    • @chevyon37s
      @chevyon37s 4 года назад +4

      Miguel Meyers Just like Amy Schumer, that’s the only material she has....

    • @srt5musik
      @srt5musik 4 года назад +2

      I want her to get on stage,talking about her twat and sex are not allowed...

    • @oceaniccurrents
      @oceaniccurrents 4 года назад +1

      Yeah it’s barstool sports

  • @vadermt5073
    @vadermt5073 4 года назад +118

    killing the blind kid.. he wouldn't see it coming.... so. there's that.

  • @LCC144
    @LCC144 4 года назад +10

    I appreciate her openness. There are a lot of comedians who talk about sex, but she always shares her personal good, bad, and ugly and doesn't hold back.

  • @drzoidberg5277
    @drzoidberg5277 4 года назад +417

    If you gotta dude talking in the background could you at least give him a mic so we can hear wtf he is saying.

    • @RyuBlack93
      @RyuBlack93 4 года назад +2

      @@jdunnatl 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thecampfire4877
      @thecampfire4877 4 года назад +7

      For real tho

    • @FreakieFan
      @FreakieFan 4 года назад +10

      Or subtitles...

    • @gunrowe32
      @gunrowe32 4 года назад

      Literally like a porn casting

    • @FizzyCape
      @FizzyCape 4 года назад

      jdunnatl it’s KFC and Feitelberg

  • @demetriarule
    @demetriarule 4 года назад +16

    I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!! A part 2, please!

  • @edwardshaw1743
    @edwardshaw1743 4 года назад +395

    Please and try and get dave chappelle

    • @danielkinn782
      @danielkinn782 4 года назад +37

      Yeah right. Better chance of getting Jesus

    • @chrisnolter2564
      @chrisnolter2564 4 года назад +2

      Edward Shaw omg yes

    • @admiralackbar8614
      @admiralackbar8614 4 года назад +7

      @@danielkinn782 they'd have a better chance getting the ghost of george carlin through a weegie board

    • @danielkinn782
      @danielkinn782 4 года назад +1

      @@admiralackbar8614 Ouija. But yeah I totally get what you're sayin!

    • @admiralackbar8614
      @admiralackbar8614 4 года назад

      @@danielkinn782 lol apparently i can't spell

  • @chomponthisplz
    @chomponthisplz 4 года назад +17

    At one number per second - with no breaks, at all, for any reason - it would take 11 days, 13 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds to count from one to 1,000,000.

    • @hollandsky578
      @hollandsky578 4 года назад +1

      If it was constant, I'd do it

    • @nadiar.4638
      @nadiar.4638 4 года назад +5

      @@hollandsky578 its probably not constant. Cause with a lot of numbers it takes more than 1 second to say them. And most people cant stay awake for almost 12 days
      So it would be 12 days x5 seconds (I'm taking this as an average) +4 days for sleep =64 days.
      I would still take it, cause its easier and quicker than working my ass off for 20 years to get to 1 million

    • @ethanprager4679
      @ethanprager4679 4 года назад +2

      I counted for a minute and got 132, which is about 5 1/4 days but if we’re being honest you’d go insane within the first couple hours

    • @QuantumBraced
      @QuantumBraced 2 года назад

      The question is, do you have access to water in the locked room? If not, I don't think it's possible. If yes, it should be doable. If you have access to food and water, then it's easy.

  • @officialroxxmusic
    @officialroxxmusic 4 года назад +58

    Her an Chrissy D's kid is gonna be so funny

  • @NorthernPhoenix
    @NorthernPhoenix 4 года назад +7

    “If every time you finish sex a song plays, what song would you want to play”
    Me, an intellectual: “I just had sex, the lonely island”

  • @itzsamic
    @itzsamic 4 года назад +106

    GET CHRIS D’ELIA

    • @harrisonjohn4301
      @harrisonjohn4301 4 года назад +11

      ItZSAMICx the fact that they haven’t gotten him yet? Ehhh S’disrespectful.

    • @adequatequality
      @adequatequality 4 года назад +8

      @@harrisonjohn4301 Their scheduling is obviously FULL O'DENTS

    • @tjk3430
      @tjk3430 4 года назад +2

      He's overrated.

    • @nuggetdoozy7831
      @nuggetdoozy7831 3 года назад +2

      Yea catch him if u can!

    • @FactsforEverydayLife
      @FactsforEverydayLife 3 года назад +2

      This did not age well

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 4 года назад +1

    Nikki's answers are the BEST!

  • @DarkWingNuck
    @DarkWingNuck 4 года назад +5

    zero filter and real af. rare breed of woman right here

  • @timesize
    @timesize 4 года назад

    Thanks for the confirmation @Nikki 🙏🏼I been not writing anything in my profiles forevaaa

  • @questforchips
    @questforchips 4 года назад +17

    Nikki’s jacket looks like a deflated fubu from the early 00s

  • @ebfruchu
    @ebfruchu 4 года назад +3

    Dave Matthews and JFK Jr. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dublplus3332
    @dublplus3332 4 года назад +7

    Count to a thousand a thousand times? Yeah. Gimme 4 days.

  • @Swoozy724
    @Swoozy724 4 года назад +36

    Theo Von still has the best one by far

    • @loganrocksmith362
      @loganrocksmith362 4 года назад

      Bar NONE

    • @BeefPapa12
      @BeefPapa12 4 года назад +1

      Abella Danger >

    • @muraddiab6393
      @muraddiab6393 4 года назад +2

      Prolly a Filipino

    • @hbh2kholla
      @hbh2kholla 2 года назад +1

      I was rollin' when Theo talked about his friend murdering a guy and it feeling good😂💀😂💀😂

  • @mikeyoungblood1642
    @mikeyoungblood1642 4 года назад +6

    I love Nikki Glaser...she’s funny and gorgeous but also crazy and open about it

  • @mikegiblin1559
    @mikegiblin1559 4 года назад

    The Tinder answer is gold!!!!!

  • @bigmaynay
    @bigmaynay 4 года назад +9

    shell out the money and get an overhead boom mic please lol

  • @furthurondown
    @furthurondown 4 года назад +1

    Crush is still on my playlist girl! come get it!

  • @antonlvdm
    @antonlvdm 4 года назад +15

    A million seconds is something like 11 full days. You could do that in a month as an easy full-time job! You know how many years most people have to work to earn a million bucks?? I would take that deal every month!!

    • @varden3270
      @varden3270 4 года назад

      Well, I think it's implied that you can't leave the room until you're finished. Hopefully you'll get food and drinks.

    • @antonlvdm
      @antonlvdm 4 года назад +1

      I'd still do it a couple of times a year!

    • @laurasofiaruedafernandez4635
      @laurasofiaruedafernandez4635 4 года назад

      You'd die without water. Im assuming basic physiological necessities would be met but it would be like solitary confinement. Idk, it's trippy in that context to actually think about. I think I would do it once and then just try to be really smart with the money. 1 million goes away in less than a lifetime of comfortable middle class living.

    • @QuantumBraced
      @QuantumBraced 2 года назад

      If you don't get water, it's not possible, at least not for 95% of humans. If you get water, it should be possible, you just have to fast for a week. If you get water and food, it's easy.

  • @saucecastillo460
    @saucecastillo460 4 года назад +1

    At 2:10, telling a guy u had a dream about him, is not a good way to let him know u like him. The best way is telling him u like him. Most of us don't pickup hints/subtleties

  • @danokitemanotoo1791
    @danokitemanotoo1791 4 года назад

    "Not Happy About It" . . . . LoL

  • @nathanglennie
    @nathanglennie 4 года назад +16

    Glaser? I just met her

    • @hosampb5593
      @hosampb5593 3 года назад

      I've heard this joke on a roast before and i didn't get it
      Wtf does it mean ?

  • @soba_fm
    @soba_fm 4 года назад +1

    That dream pro tip opened my eyes

  • @KalElOFAwesome
    @KalElOFAwesome 4 года назад +1

    For the "song after sex" question I'd say "Simply the Best" or "You're the Best Around" - It would build self-esteem haha

    • @filippecovski7085
      @filippecovski7085 4 года назад

      I was like "Eye of the Tiger"...
      That was the perfect choice...

  • @ChaoticMatters
    @ChaoticMatters 4 года назад +4

    According to the internet it takes 11 days, 13 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds to count to a million. I'd take a month doing that for a million dollars

    • @XchromzX1
      @XchromzX1 4 года назад

      And thats if you said a number every second..You could easily half that time. Ez money

  • @Newbootgoofin20
    @Newbootgoofin20 4 года назад +1

    Funny...where were these questions last week?

  • @jihadbourassi8341
    @jihadbourassi8341 4 года назад +8

    You should get Dave Attell

  • @Misfit_775
    @Misfit_775 4 года назад +9

    Best one yet...she killed it. So many guests are trying WAY TOO HARD and it’s cringy and many have the same hacky answers. She’s just naturally funny and comfortable, thats how it’s done folks.

  • @Tee-OhBee
    @Tee-OhBee 4 года назад +2

    With no breaks at all, counting to 1 million would take almost 12 days according to Google.

  • @Pretendship
    @Pretendship 4 года назад +2

    At one number per second, with no breaks, it would take 11 days, 13 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds to count to a million

    • @crocsandjorts8487
      @crocsandjorts8487 4 года назад

      I literally googled that the second she said it would take too long 😂. Realistically, just take 8 hours of each day to both sleep and eat. It adds on roughly 4 days. So 15-16 days to make $1,000,000...sign me up

    • @rrh1980
      @rrh1980 4 года назад

      Say 999,999 out loud

  • @patrick0410
    @patrick0410 2 года назад

    Time to say Goodbye would be a funny song

  • @jerryrooster22
    @jerryrooster22 3 года назад +1

    At one number per second - with no breaks, at all, for any reason - it would take 11 days, 13 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds to count from one to 1,000,000

  • @Jclarkis
    @Jclarkis 4 года назад +4

    We are the champions is the answer

  • @DELTAREDGHOST
    @DELTAREDGHOST 4 года назад +1

    I find the minions movie incredibly endearing

  • @TheStoney85
    @TheStoney85 4 года назад

    Go on get your money and run would be the perfect song

  • @jasonrhodes9683
    @jasonrhodes9683 4 года назад +31

    He was taking the minion off when she wasn't around.

    • @gabelogan56
      @gabelogan56 4 года назад +5

      If so he was a pussy. Especially if he actually accepted the $500.
      That shit is hilarious. I'd go for it for $500 and moreso for the fact that my cool ass lady dared me to.

    • @natfingerboard
      @natfingerboard 4 года назад +1

      I would keep it, I would know in my mind it was an inside joke and I was getting paid, plus I would like the weird stares, and wouldn't care what other people think. I wouldn't do it for no reason tho because then it would be lame.

  • @lucashafford
    @lucashafford 4 года назад +2

    Not sure why Blake Griffin wouldn't hit that 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @coreystanfill9064
    @coreystanfill9064 4 года назад

    My birthdays in August Nikki!!!

  • @DoUgIeRuLz
    @DoUgIeRuLz 4 года назад +27

    1 million seconds equal 11 and 1/2 days

    • @dulceglass9111
      @dulceglass9111 4 года назад +4

      Consider sleeping. And staying sane.

    • @davidviljanen4311
      @davidviljanen4311 4 года назад +4

      But you can can count faster than number per second. At least until you get to three digits. And six digits take a shitload of time. Nine hundret sixty seven thousand three hundret seventy seven. Try saying that fast.

    • @yoitsdakid920
      @yoitsdakid920 4 года назад +1

      What happens if you lose count?

    • @Snypah011
      @Snypah011 4 года назад +4

      You could do 8 hours a day and be done in a month. That's like working a full time job for a month, then you're set.

    • @dieusonmalcomson7335
      @dieusonmalcomson7335 4 года назад

      @@davidviljanen4311 just count to 100 100,000 times

  • @erikjones75
    @erikjones75 4 года назад

    Count to 1 million! It would take like a day tops. Easy money

  • @oceaniccurrents
    @oceaniccurrents 4 года назад

    Love her

  • @Steve27775
    @Steve27775 4 года назад +3

    Hey, it's the lady with the Costanza wallet.

  • @Lord_Killionaire
    @Lord_Killionaire 4 года назад +1

    Get a boom mic as backup for the lavalier mic

  • @neogigo
    @neogigo 4 года назад

    She’s a nymph ..I love it

  • @pogfee
    @pogfee 4 года назад +21

    She is made for this game

  • @goodfella1401
    @goodfella1401 4 года назад +2

    I had no idea there were denim jackets that had zippers

  • @TheBarcaCule
    @TheBarcaCule 3 года назад +3

    I like that she said " i get it you're white and don't have an identity," and the barstool guys didn't know whether to laugh or not lol

  • @pvitale
    @pvitale 3 года назад

    Nikki, when you get home Throw those pants out. They don't do anything for you. Your welcome. Great answers by the way. Entertaining for sure. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrWillyWonka147
    @MrWillyWonka147 4 года назад +7

    so am I right the Dave Matthews song isn’t crush it’s crash right

    • @kirsch1616
      @kirsch1616 4 года назад

      MrWillyWonka147 crush is also a song by them

    • @kyletroy623
      @kyletroy623 4 года назад +1

      he has a song called crush and a song called crash into me and both are about sex i think lol

  • @niccolocanal3817
    @niccolocanal3817 4 года назад +3

    2:22 rachel green vibes 😂 (when ross finds out she loves him)

  • @-C.S.R
    @-C.S.R 4 года назад +1

    Hold on... I need to find a ATM

  • @jonathanbatley9884
    @jonathanbatley9884 4 года назад +1

    Your'e good...everyone should have set to "back and forth" by Aaliyah

  • @davidbivins611
    @davidbivins611 4 года назад

    why are the questions the same for everyone like wow lol

  • @Andres-xt4li
    @Andres-xt4li 4 года назад

    anybody know if there’s a name for the intro music?!?!?

  • @jimmieleepatterson
    @jimmieleepatterson 3 года назад

    Lay back in get it. Hehehehe!!!!

  • @mwirthr17
    @mwirthr17 4 года назад +1

    Please invite Mark Normand he would have amazing answers

  • @raywarren5446
    @raywarren5446 2 года назад

    Every time they ask the 50k bj question, I think about abella danger getting confused about the math 😂😂

  • @matthewbo2816
    @matthewbo2816 4 года назад

    This is legit Jordan playing on the wiz

  • @HarrisTheHeckler
    @HarrisTheHeckler 4 года назад +1

    Still need Desus & Mero. I'm waiting.

  • @jaimebarba2814
    @jaimebarba2814 Год назад

    I love nikki

  • @Whattatwist
    @Whattatwist 4 года назад +1

    If you counted to a million at 1 number a second with absolutely no stop it would take you 11 days, if i could stop i would totally do it.

  • @PennyORadical
    @PennyORadical 4 года назад

    It would only take approx 4-5 days to count to 1,000,000.

  • @thedanksavatron7782
    @thedanksavatron7782 4 года назад +1

    Nikki is da bomb!
    💣💣💣💚💣💣💣

  • @lukaslambs5780
    @lukaslambs5780 4 года назад +2

    Daniel Tosh would be awesome so would Jeff Goldblum

  • @aprado3012
    @aprado3012 4 года назад +62

    This is cute and all but when are you getting Elon Musk on here?

  • @shesemerald2011
    @shesemerald2011 4 года назад

    Was she on KIDS Incorporated? That denim on point

  • @davidclark5379
    @davidclark5379 4 года назад

    It wouldn't see it coming anyway

  • @wamtum7515
    @wamtum7515 3 года назад

    Very nice….

  • @sarahlovee4229
    @sarahlovee4229 4 года назад

    My exes friend once text my phone thinking it was his apologizing because he'd thought of me while he did that.
    We all laughed. I was like thanks I guess? No one needs to know that. He took it as a huge deal though. We all let it go but he couldn't I guess 🤷

    • @FoulFiend113
      @FoulFiend113 4 года назад +3

      I have no idea what you've just said

    • @LANGI902
      @LANGI902 2 года назад

      What?

  • @monkeywrenchdesignshop7856
    @monkeywrenchdesignshop7856 4 года назад

    Nikki rules!

  • @ronswrldx
    @ronswrldx 2 года назад

    Nikki Glaser It always looks like Nikki is going at 200% speed

  • @magnetking1396
    @magnetking1396 4 года назад

    how do i get hold of nikki lol

  • @Tjordan0255
    @Tjordan0255 4 года назад

    How Long Would It Take to Count to a Million? At one number per second - with no breaks, at all, for any reason - it would take 11 days, 13 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds to count from one to 1,000,000

  • @courtneyoliver564
    @courtneyoliver564 4 года назад +2

    At 6:18 why did they censor the word 'guy'?

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 4 года назад

    Hey I like whiskey and tacos too

  • @DJMizzy
    @DJMizzy 4 года назад +1

    Yesssss. KWEEN!! 😻

  • @amirrasuli5179
    @amirrasuli5179 4 года назад

    No way I'm taking Kodi Lee away from the people. It's goodbye for me

  • @ronu8872
    @ronu8872 4 года назад

    this was loosely-based on the videos I watch on another website

  • @velesgaming4102
    @velesgaming4102 4 года назад +4

    Is the top of her leg popping out of socket every time she moves side to side

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 4 года назад

    FYI, you can count to a million in about 10 days. That's $100,000 per day.

  • @mackenzieehrgood6173
    @mackenzieehrgood6173 4 года назад

    Hooray, I don't like whiskey or tacos.

  • @QuantumBraced
    @QuantumBraced 2 года назад

    Counting to 1 million in a locked room -- do you get water? If not, then it's not possible, especially if you have to say the numbers out loud. If yes, it's very doable. If you get water and food, it's easy.

  • @Jasoncerv61
    @Jasoncerv61 4 года назад

    Guy's face

  • @SeventhEyeOpened
    @SeventhEyeOpened 4 года назад

    yo she start preaching @ 11:53

  • @tomblaze2
    @tomblaze2 4 года назад

    Nikki is everywhere now

  • @aftermathmiller
    @aftermathmiller 4 года назад

    She's so funny. Fucking love Nikki

  • @mikepritchard8600
    @mikepritchard8600 4 года назад

    She should be in movies.

  • @multiplenoirgasm
    @multiplenoirgasm 4 года назад +6

    She is awesome and her on ymh has been pretty funny

    • @steelparadox
      @steelparadox 4 года назад +2

      Keep em high and tight mommy

    • @-C.S.R
      @-C.S.R 4 года назад +2

      She isn’t as much as you think

    • @multiplenoirgasm
      @multiplenoirgasm 4 года назад

      @@-C.S.R If it's a matter of opinion, she is exactly as much as I think

  • @sqeeksphantomchaos6155
    @sqeeksphantomchaos6155 4 года назад

    Juggalo!

  • @MrNUBBYONE
    @MrNUBBYONE 4 года назад +27

    The amount of thirst those guys are showing is depressing

  • @fletjaens
    @fletjaens 4 года назад

    When are you inviting the call her daddy girls on?

  • @michaelcheser
    @michaelcheser 4 года назад

    Y'all gotta get rid of those Sennheiser mics and get some Letrosonics or if you wanna go cheap get the rode mics. That popping scratchy hiss is just a staple of shitty Sennheisers.

  • @maltelauridsbrigge3776
    @maltelauridsbrigge3776 3 года назад

    Was the acid-wash tuxedo some sort of dare? WTF Nikki???

  • @IoniqEric
    @IoniqEric 4 года назад

    Andrew yang got his ubi idea from Nikki Glaser. 1k per.

  • @arminkapur2248
    @arminkapur2248 4 года назад +15

    JOE ROGAN!

  • @youngjdef
    @youngjdef 4 года назад

    nikki is spot-on about Tinder profile! write nothing