Everything Wrong With Blade II In 12 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
  • Blade II, it's the more forgettable one after Blade but BEFORE the funny one with Ryan Reynolds. Regardless of its place in the franchise, it's got sins, so we did our thing.
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  • @Lost_Quasar
    @Lost_Quasar 6 лет назад +163

    Another sin: Donnie Yen's character does not go down like a badass, instead gets killed offscreen, later you just see him being fed on.

    • @GalatraicMinds
      @GalatraicMinds 3 года назад +14

      Shit made me mad at like REALLY

    • @theonemattock
      @theonemattock 3 года назад +13

      Donnie Yen deserved better because Donnie Yen.

  • @fox2569
    @fox2569 7 лет назад +237

    The more forgettable one? Dude Blade 2 is the best of the trilogy... also you forgot the obvious "That's racist" when Reinhardt asked Blade if he could blush, Cinemasins I am disappoint.

    • @kingquan3826
      @kingquan3826 7 лет назад +19

      Liam Powell facts blade 2 was amazing

    • @bennyboes525
      @bennyboes525 7 лет назад +4

      Liam Powell I was surprised one of them wasnt called reaper or torbjorn

    • @mr.boxerfrown-ray6871
      @mr.boxerfrown-ray6871 7 лет назад

      Nightwinger3 Genji

    • @ijmbvck
      @ijmbvck 7 лет назад +12

      I know right. Nomac was the best villain in the trilogy. And the scene in the bloodpool room is badass.

    • @ShakaZ3D
      @ShakaZ3D 7 лет назад +2

      Liam Powell i was just sayin that same thing bruh, but its usually the same crap that they pull in most black lead films

  • @atrailofblood
    @atrailofblood 6 лет назад +115

    "barely, I'm a lawyer." how did you in good morality sin this quote? that was the best

  • @vestyxe
    @vestyxe 7 лет назад +241

    I'm pretty sure Donnie Yen helped with the choreography for this movie and Guillermo or some other dude actually wanted him to take a part in the movie and so he agreed to take a small part with a few scenes, where he was still badass any ways although I wished he did want a bigger part.

    • @ChaseYu
      @ChaseYu 7 лет назад +19

      Vestyxe and because of him, the fight scene at the end are the best of the 3 movies. the first one was okay, and the last are completely shit and they said that's their creator of the goddamn vampires kind.

    • @vestyxe
      @vestyxe 7 лет назад +22

      +ChaSe Yú He's a badass.
      Blade 2 is my favourite and Nomak is also my favourite of the three main villains.

    • @saint5652
      @saint5652 7 лет назад +1

      oh he did

    • @kingsoren2010
      @kingsoren2010 5 лет назад +3

      Love Donnie, watched all the Yip man movies.

  • @charlestyner8631
    @charlestyner8631 5 лет назад +62

    "Utter waste of a badass like Donnie Yen." No truer words have been said.

    • @cjkalandek996
      @cjkalandek996 Месяц назад

      Even *_I_* know that. He was an absolute badass in both _Rogue One: A Star Wars Story_ and _John Wick Chapter 4._

  • @dxh1799
    @dxh1799 5 лет назад +20

    Blade vs Nomak was one of the best fights I’ve seen as a child!!! That was awesome when Nomak unbroke his broken arm!!

  • @wipe919
    @wipe919 7 лет назад +412

    Blade was marvel first blockbuster hit in theaters Blade is underrated

    • @charlesspeaksthetruth4334
      @charlesspeaksthetruth4334 7 лет назад +10

      Fact's

    • @robbt.2386
      @robbt.2386 7 лет назад +20

      deonta thomas Blade wasn't a Marvel movie. Marvel sold the film rights to Blade to a separate studio. In fact, they changed up Blade in this movie a great deal from his comic book counterpart, but the changes were so bad-ass Marvel changed the comic book version to match the version in these movies.

    • @Gootothesecond
      @Gootothesecond 7 лет назад +32

      +Robb T. You're being unnecessarily technical. It was the first Marvel based comic book film that was successful and we wouldn't have had the MCU without it.

    • @smellygoat
      @smellygoat 7 лет назад +1

      They really didn't change Blade that much in the movie from the comic when you compare it to the cartoon version of him. I mean they made Blade white and he was pretty bad at getting the vampire in Spiderman.

    • @PumperKrickel
      @PumperKrickel 7 лет назад +3

      He´s talking about the animated 90s show. And yes, Blade was very white in it.

  • @RabblesTheBinx
    @RabblesTheBinx 7 лет назад +579

    The last sin isn't really a sin. They explained it. She wanted to die a vampire and not turn into a reaper. So.... Dipping her in the blood pool would have healed her, but then she'd turn into an ubervamp, and Blade would have to kill her anyways.

    • @truckertech9272
      @truckertech9272 7 лет назад +46

      Nieru-Exactly. Minus one sin.

    • @joshuachavez2537
      @joshuachavez2537 7 лет назад +7

      Nieru that's what I was about to say.

    • @karlmarx809
      @karlmarx809 7 лет назад +68

      No his mistakes aren't "on purpose." He just doesn't take this serious enough to correct mistakes because the whole thing is in jest.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 7 лет назад +3

      ^ this

    • @michaelfarrell4824
      @michaelfarrell4824 7 лет назад +12

      New to the channel are we?

  • @matthauser9071
    @matthauser9071 4 года назад +22

    biggest plot hole of all: when they go into the sewers with the light grenades why didn't they bring the uv proof suits they wore when broke into Blade's hideout?

    • @gregoryellory9760
      @gregoryellory9760 4 года назад

      Because of the blast radius the lights in the beginning were stationary

  • @TheMetalAllfather
    @TheMetalAllfather 7 лет назад +414

    "My name is Blade..."
    Not making the "roll credits" joke at the beginning. (ding.)

    • @LegendaryDorkKnight
      @LegendaryDorkKnight 7 лет назад +23

      I think he did the "roll credits" sin in the first one.
      And to be fair, this movie is called "Blade II."

    • @TheMetalAllfather
      @TheMetalAllfather 7 лет назад +25

      Taking this joke seriously. (Ding.)

    • @JamesGilbert_
      @JamesGilbert_ 6 лет назад +2

      Just because this is _Blade II,_ doesn't mean he can't say roll credits. He did in _Mission: Impossible II._

    • @jdiamond1952
      @jdiamond1952 5 лет назад

      Justin Widle Blade Trinity was complete shit. But DO NOT SHIT TALK 1&2 CINEMASINS.

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 5 лет назад

      He would have to meet his evil twin, and his twin would have to share the same name.
      Evil blade: I'm blade.
      Blade: My name is blade...too.

  • @tonym2744
    @tonym2744 7 лет назад +428

    One of the best vampire movies in years. Not your typical I'm rich, bored and in love with a human vampire movie.

    • @wlthomas67
      @wlthomas67 7 лет назад +7

      Actually the rip-to-shreds-blood-feast vampire movies are the typical ones the rich-bored-in love ones are atypical.

    • @rakkatytam
      @rakkatytam 7 лет назад +4

      Even so still not one of the best vampire movies in years.

    • @hammurabitheawesome674
      @hammurabitheawesome674 7 лет назад +10

      Definetly better than Twilight...

    • @PieterPatrick
      @PieterPatrick 7 лет назад +5

      Tony M;
      Nah, Blade was 10 times better.
      The Blade films made after the first one are only "bad copies" (Only my opinion).

    • @endlessevanescence3502
      @endlessevanescence3502 7 лет назад +13

      *Blade 1-* Classic. This one cannot be touched nor can it be matched. A very memorable night club introduction to the vampires, and an incredibly badass introduction to Blade who honestly kicks complete ass from start to finish. Strong female lead (Karen), a charismatic villain (Frost), and all of the other memorable support characters, like Quinn and Mercury. This is the best film of the trilogy. The acting was amazing on all fronts! *10/10!*
      *Blade 2-* Not as strong as the first, and a lot less "gritty", but still enjoyable. Blade still kicks ass, and Whistler never disappoints. Unfortunately, no Karen brings it down. She played off of Blade well. Dary- I mean, Scud was a nice addition, but I wasn't crazy about Nyssa. For some reason, there was no chemistry between her and Blade; there's no push and pull like there was with Blade and Karen, but she was still likeable and her death was poignant enough (not enough for tears). The villain was boring though...come on, no one compares to Frost and his memorable sidekicks! *8/10*
      *Blade 3-* I'm biased. I love this film. It was the first Blade movie I watched. Blade is still Blade, so of course I love him. It goes back to being kind of scary like the first one, a bit gritty. I love Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel, and they play off of each other so well. Ryan's dialogue made me die of laughter (you cock juggling thunder cunt!). Blade plays off them by being in character as usual, and the film is pretty funny as hell to me. Dracula and Danica are honestly so entertaining. A major step up from the boring guy in the second one. Whistler's death was upsetting, but hey...he had to die at some point...plot armor only lasts for so long. And that scene where Dracula kills that blind mother felt like the series went back to it's scarier roots. The ending was kind of saddening, and there wasn't enough closure for me, but at least Blade is still alive. *9/10* (again, biased).

  • @shibbirac
    @shibbirac 5 лет назад +350

    Nothing wrong with blade 2.. Blade 3 is another matter entirely..

    • @brynellsidney3983
      @brynellsidney3983 3 года назад +19

      I totally agree; the first two Blade movies were great!

    • @peterjohno38
      @peterjohno38 3 года назад +31

      Agreed. Blade 2 is awesome. Luke goss is superb as nomak. Nothing wrong with this one at all. Marvel needs to fuck off with constant spider man reboots and throw some effort into Blade

    • @BellaLu26
      @BellaLu26 3 года назад +4

      100% agree

    • @nome9752
      @nome9752 3 года назад +4

      what the fuck there is a blade 3?

    • @BellaLu26
      @BellaLu26 3 года назад +4

      @@nome9752 unfortunately 😑

  • @aahnecroth
    @aahnecroth 7 лет назад +545

    at least they didn't sparkle

    • @recklessrenegade4164
      @recklessrenegade4164 7 лет назад +73

      yep, there is always that, -20 sins

    • @notnaiah
      @notnaiah 7 лет назад +7

      And they dont have super powers, like a mutant from X Men
      Kappa

    • @Dat2KGOAT
      @Dat2KGOAT 7 лет назад +1

      Дина Данилова go somewhere with this bs

    • @larryxkillax1656
      @larryxkillax1656 7 лет назад +6

      there's nothing wrong with this movie

    • @notnaiah
      @notnaiah 7 лет назад +3

      NitpickCritic, I think that was more like Fireworks. I can see Katy Perry singing while Blake kill him. Geez, Im so fucking sick

  • @mattslope
    @mattslope 7 лет назад +58

    "...bike's acceleration handlebar..." 😂
    Throttle. The word you want is throttle.

    • @frantradugalvez5407
      @frantradugalvez5407 4 года назад +2

      That`s one of those wonderful English words where no one fucking letter match the fucking sound. Love it.

    • @rockyou9967
      @rockyou9967 4 года назад +2

      bikes accelleration handlebar. I dont think anyone's ever called it that before this video 😂

    • @blindbrailleable
      @blindbrailleable 3 года назад

      Damn. You beat me by...3 years

  • @SpookeyClown
    @SpookeyClown 7 лет назад +28

    "Don't taze me bro" the ending clip to this video is golden.

  • @antonidziedzic3418
    @antonidziedzic3418 7 лет назад +1155

    Yo, change the "MInutes" to "Minutes" before somebody will realise

  • @zwergz1122
    @zwergz1122 7 лет назад +431

    Everything Wrong With The Bee Movie but every time there is a sin a duplicate video plays from the beginning.

    • @Lothar445
      @Lothar445 7 лет назад +25

      Infinite money glitch?

    • @jujuthehoms5482
      @jujuthehoms5482 7 лет назад +20

      There is nothing wrong with the Bee Movie

    • @kekebolt3790
      @kekebolt3790 7 лет назад +11

      Juju the Homs All movies have sins

    • @Jindorek
      @Jindorek 7 лет назад +22

      its a movie about a bee who wants to be in a relationship with a woman. there is nothing RIGHT with Bee Movie.

    • @UncreatedWings
      @UncreatedWings 7 лет назад +1

      I thought it was meh, but I hate how unfocused the plot it is! First it's a story of someone who wants to be different, then it's a romantic comedy between a bee and a human being, then it's a 'save the hive' story that takes place in court and THEN it changes into a disaster movie for some reason and it ends with what would be the ending to the first plot line as if he actually learned anything!
      But yeah, it DESERVES to be sinned!

  • @seymourbucks5770
    @seymourbucks5770 5 лет назад +6

    “They can fucking smell Blade? “ That shit killed me for some reason 😆

  • @brainwasher9876
    @brainwasher9876 7 лет назад +15

    12:00 she was bitten by Nomak, which meant that she was going to be turned. It wasn't a question of whether she'd die.

  • @snacktime2497
    @snacktime2497 7 лет назад +100

    Of all the silly things that Jeremy has censored, the one word he doesn't censor is the word "cunt". Swearing doesn't offend me, I just think this is funny.

    • @clyderadcliffe1536
      @clyderadcliffe1536 7 лет назад +5

      yeah, surely an oversight

    • @sandernielsen8018
      @sandernielsen8018 7 лет назад +2

      He´s pretty funny in the Blade review too like sort of kind of just forgetting to bitch and moan about how not a single vampire in neither the opening or end fight scenes mange to lay one finger on him. But when Nomak doesn´t get hit by a single bullet that´s sinful as shit.

  • @Kawarezayi
    @Kawarezayi Год назад +12

    I loved the guy that played Nomak, very underrated, he later played a prince again in the golden army movie Hell Boy 2, also a villain, which was also created by Guillermo del toro, ironic? And he was amazing there aswell, his action scenes were top level. Found it so cool, he was a powerful prince in both movies, a great villain. Maybe Guillermo saw something in him when he made Blade 2, so he got him to play in the golden army aswell. Anyways, Guillermo deal toro is amazing, he has made a lot of my favorite movies.

    • @gwenbathory6656
      @gwenbathory6656 Год назад

      Wait nomak is the prince in Hellboy 2? Holy crackers. Ritz

    • @chrisleigh8989
      @chrisleigh8989 Год назад +2

      He was also part of a British band in the 80s with his brother, they were called Bros.

    • @1jotun136
      @1jotun136 Месяц назад

      His name is Luke Goss

  • @CrazyAGamers
    @CrazyAGamers 7 лет назад +464

    Blade paved the way FOR deadpool and Logan. We can all thank Blade, Marvels first true superhero movie. As a kid I LOVED, still love them and I used to watch these all th tim even as a kid lol. Snipes was the GOAT, I miss these movies.
    Also '' how do you feel'' '' like hammered shit'' why did you evn sin that. it's literally obvious, eveeryone says '' I feel like shit'' when you add ''hammeered'' to it, it only maks it more obvious that he feels worse than shit....cmon dude. I remember when you used to sin actual things and not for the sake of it.

    • @jonvthvnx5729
      @jonvthvnx5729 7 лет назад +42

      Agreed. We need a Blade Netflix series with Snipes playing the mentor. I would love a cross-over with Daredevil.

    • @marquesekj
      @marquesekj 7 лет назад +15

      Spawn helped too

    • @Droogie128
      @Droogie128 6 лет назад +22

      YOu're more correct than you know. New Line originally had the Deadpool movie rights, and they went to Ryan Reynolds about it after his performance in Blade 3. He was basically Wade Wilson in that movie. That's how he discovered the character, and became obsessed.
      Fast forward to 2016 (past X-men origins), and he finally got his movie.
      Without Blade 3, Ryan Reynolds would have never discovered Deadpool.

    • @insertunoriginalnamehere1398
      @insertunoriginalnamehere1398 6 лет назад

      CrazyAGamers Deadpool's comics came first though

    • @insertunoriginalnamehere1398
      @insertunoriginalnamehere1398 6 лет назад

      TemBubblePopSation My point is that Ryan Reynolds read the comics before Blade 2 came out. Therefore, it wasn't just because of Blade 2, if at all, that Ryan found it.

  • @Mcrawf21
    @Mcrawf21 7 лет назад +14

    Sinning the sword? Come on now, his name is Blade. If he didn't use a blade you would have sinned that.

    • @Max.ss07
      @Max.ss07 7 лет назад +2

      Mustrum Ridcully right!

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 7 лет назад +1

      To be fair, he HAS sinned both sides of a potential scenario in the past, once even in the same video (Golden Gate Bridge does/does not get destroyed). The fact that he would have sinned the opposite is not a reason for him to not sin this. :P

  • @AcidGlow
    @AcidGlow 6 лет назад +647

    *Blade 2 was the best movie in the franchise. ✅🙂*

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 6 лет назад +7

      Not even wrong!

    • @damnthishandleistaken
      @damnthishandleistaken 6 лет назад +22

      AcidGlow for Me The First One Was The Best But Blade 2 Was Super Good Too! I Even Like Blade Trinity

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 6 лет назад +8

      Andrew ProGamer Liking Blade Trinity... Sin. (Ping)

    • @damnthishandleistaken
      @damnthishandleistaken 6 лет назад +2

      *So What You Saying Is* Whatever

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 6 лет назад +1

      Andrew ProGamer JK, Guy. I love the Blade series. B3 could've done better, but this is the series that inspired every comic book adaptation afterwards (Except... "Superman Returns." 🔫😒 IDK what the hell WB/DC was thinking with that movie.), and that says a lot. Also, it brought Marvel its first win in ages, which inspired them to think of franchises, and we know that brought about their confidence building relationships between said franchises because of. So, I can't blame you for liking the movie. Seriously, I was kidding.

  • @JemuzuKICK
    @JemuzuKICK 7 лет назад +710

    I love your content but since your entire premise is based around pointing out mistakes I'm going to point out one of yours. Garlic infused choke rope? No, obvious metallic silver choke rope is obviously a metallic silver choke rope.

    • @athenaduran9148
      @athenaduran9148 7 лет назад +21

      thaaaaank you!!!

    • @samymucho5494
      @samymucho5494 7 лет назад +57

      Zeinzu Debisu lol m8 60% of his sins were wrong. This channel is the epitome of reaching

    • @thenigelverse1130
      @thenigelverse1130 7 лет назад +53

      Zeinzu Debisu would be great at CinemaSins

    • @Tommy50377
      @Tommy50377 7 лет назад +17

      *Ding*

    • @Humpsterlicious
      @Humpsterlicious 7 лет назад +13

      Don't forget the motorbike wheel still going. That is a real thing.

  • @andycheung22ac
    @andycheung22ac 7 лет назад +38

    Garlic infused choke rope? How about silver razor floss?

  • @DonM340i
    @DonM340i 7 лет назад +323

    the throwing sunglasses so blade catches them is no sin at all that was awesome !!

    • @flyingphoenix113
      @flyingphoenix113 6 лет назад +32

      He honestly should have removed a sin for that!

    • @veiregor
      @veiregor 6 лет назад +7

      This guy is and kills vampires...

    • @mr_los7189
      @mr_los7189 6 лет назад +18

      He is a vampire so he has super quick reflexes

    • @buttlickerking2208
      @buttlickerking2208 5 лет назад +3

      Wesker did it better

    • @goofiestgoober4272
      @goofiestgoober4272 5 лет назад +4

      @@buttlickerking2208 I love Blade 2, so I heavily want to disagree with you. But Resident Evil is also my favorite gaming franchise. So, I'm just having a mental fight with myself over your simple comment lol.

  • @JailanSimon
    @JailanSimon 7 лет назад +271

    Does anyone else want to see a reboot of this franchise ? I honestly thought it was very entertaining.

    • @ervinkatie13
      @ervinkatie13 7 лет назад +40

      No, they would just fuck it up like every other reboot XD

    • @vitormeister
      @vitormeister 7 лет назад +10

      Please no. Let it die.

    • @WerewolfGuyyy
      @WerewolfGuyyy 7 лет назад +18

      Tell that to True Git and Dredd

    • @stephenflint3640
      @stephenflint3640 7 лет назад +4

      Jailan Simon like...actually do it right, without the prima Donna Wesley Snipes, and make it actually good gritty...yah, it could take a remake

    • @Gootothesecond
      @Gootothesecond 7 лет назад +14

      +Stephen Flint There would've been no Blade film without Snipes. One of the problems with rebooting it is that there's no one that could replace him. The closest thing is Michael Jai White and you might as well get Snipes back if you get him.

  • @OptionalBean
    @OptionalBean 7 лет назад +6

    I've watched the hell out of Blade 2 VHS when I was a kid. That cheesy fight with WWE drop, I knew every move of it, 'cos I role-played as Blade every time after watching this movie, killing my invisible enemy with badass moves.

  • @directedbyxanderjones8329
    @directedbyxanderjones8329 7 лет назад +69

    "Creepers are also filled with caramel", "AND he has a stomach vagina", "That's several things-ist." Hahahahahahahha

    • @thehorrorhound6575
      @thehorrorhound6575 6 лет назад +2

      Directed by Xander Jones that’s several things-ist got a big laugh out of me

  • @jackieskullz939
    @jackieskullz939 7 лет назад +51

    Alright CinemaSins, here's a suggestion for you, a 80's cult classic: The Lost Boys.

    • @rangulfgimfang8322
      @rangulfgimfang8322 5 лет назад +2

      Thats a can of worms I think they don't want to open..... But I think it would be interesting

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 5 лет назад +1

      Herbert: "No! Those are a *different* Lost Boys..."

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 4 года назад

      Nah. That film is a cheesy masterpiece lol

  • @DarthTach
    @DarthTach 7 лет назад +12

    Uhh you do know that she was bitten by Nomak (which was her brother) and there is no cure, even a pool of blood. So she wanted to enjoy a final sunrise.
    -1 sin for the reason Blade didn't drop her in the blood pool (un-ding)
    then +1 sin for the implied incest. (DING!)

    • @chefdean7257
      @chefdean7257 7 лет назад +1

      DarthTach Not final. First. Agreed strongly nonetheless.

  • @vulcan-raven7394
    @vulcan-raven7394 7 лет назад +118

    Nomak (luke goss) was 100% badass in Blade 2.

    • @slickrick4132
      @slickrick4132 4 года назад

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    • @slickrick4132
      @slickrick4132 4 года назад

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    • @slickrick4132
      @slickrick4132 4 года назад

      Musky a assmsmmsh

    • @analothor
      @analothor 4 года назад +6

      Much better villain that frost was anyway

  • @eyeballpaul700
    @eyeballpaul700 7 лет назад +26

    He kept calling the reapers "creepers" and that triggered me something fierce

    • @SarasGAMES
      @SarasGAMES 7 лет назад

      I imagined you saying that with the voice of your avatar John Goodman and it made me smile lol

  • @AbbzJordan
    @AbbzJordan 7 лет назад +24

    This was the best Blade movie! Scared the crap out of me when I watched it.

  • @87apizzi
    @87apizzi 7 лет назад +36

    the "choke rope" or garotte is silver obviously not garlic infused. C'mon cinemasins.

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky 7 лет назад +55

    I won't lie... this is my favorite Blade movie. And I even liked Trinity (as a movie; it was a terrible Blade movie).

  • @MarcosAmparo
    @MarcosAmparo 7 лет назад +46

    I thought Blade was a movie about funky people with blades set in the 1980s.

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 3 года назад +2

    2:52 the “ooooh okay” killed me, the “ooooh” in the “Blade” episode hits hard too. Great stuff.

  • @derlich09
    @derlich09 7 лет назад +63

    You forgot to mention the biggest sin of all. When the "UV bomb" goes off, you can see the light travel down the corridor SLOWER than the speed of light.

    • @Astroman10
      @Astroman10 4 года назад +2

      I honestly thought that would be just a 5 second laugh track then the ding. I was disappointed. Actually, this is one of their weakest videos ... Oh well, they can't all be gold!

    • @TabalugaDragon
      @TabalugaDragon 11 месяцев назад

      I thought the biggest sin them discovering how extremely effective flashlights are against these creatures but never actually using them past the middle of the movie. Instead they used... guns which they know are useless. Just carry a large bright lamp with you and you're good, lol.

  • @EndCreditReviews
    @EndCreditReviews 7 лет назад +28

    Everything wrong with the 70s remake of King Kong!

  • @DetectorCliche
    @DetectorCliche 7 лет назад +3

    12:30 Good god what are the odds. That audio was taken from one of my all time favorite episodes of Archer.

  • @harrydrake4173
    @harrydrake4173 7 лет назад +12

    8:52 Wrong - the implication is that Scud at some point switched sides, hence Blade's "I've been on to you since they turned you" line.

  • @ProjectMouthwash
    @ProjectMouthwash 7 лет назад +125

    If there's one thing the comment sections really wants to note, it's that she wanted to die because Nomak bit her and she didn't want to become a Reaper. They ALL want you to know that. I imagine they're individually concerned that everyone else writing the same thing may disappear at any moment.

  • @phlaelym
    @phlaelym 7 лет назад +155

    The villains of the blade movies should have been done in the reverse order. In the first movie he fights the vampire god. In the second he fight powerful mutant vampires. Then for the third movie he just fights Dracula. So he fought a lesser enemy with each movie. In the fourth Blade movie he will fight someone who read Bram Stoker's Dracula a few times. In the fifth he will fight a 10-year old dressed as a vampire for Halloween.

    • @caitlinbrewer4843
      @caitlinbrewer4843 7 лет назад +12

      phlaelym I think that eventually Blade will make a come back in the Netflix MCU line up. Maybe even with Westley Snipes, he is out of prison now and I'm sure he's looking for something to do.

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 6 лет назад +2

      This comment made me laugh so hard!!!!

    • @alabamahebrew
      @alabamahebrew 5 лет назад +16

      In the 4th movie he will have to take on the #metoo movement, will he survive? Who from his past will bring him down, watch Blade 4 attack of the twitter handle to see if our hero can do no what no man has done before.....

    • @lorenzogarza4467
      @lorenzogarza4467 5 лет назад +7

      phlaelym let’s be fair though Dracula was probably stronger than the mutant vampire but maybe not the god tied maybe?

    • @elisamuels8331
      @elisamuels8331 5 лет назад +14

      Noooo. He kicked Frost's ass very easily. Even with all the vampire god BS. Nomack was definitely more formidable. Dracula was the most powerful of all. In terms of power levels, They got the order right !

  • @savageplanet5788
    @savageplanet5788 7 лет назад +26

    Please do Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Inglourious Basterds, the fourth Pirates Of The Caribbean, Mean Girls, Rush Hour, Scott Pilgrim V The World, Reign Of Fire & Mulan!!!! You gotta stop skipping these movies!!!!

    • @thatonegooze
      @thatonegooze 7 лет назад +9

      Calm the fuck down. It ain't Christmas yet

    • @swallow_skyla3602
      @swallow_skyla3602 7 лет назад +3

      They really need to do the Kill Bill movies

    • @maryanderson9748
      @maryanderson9748 7 лет назад +1

      Saxon1994 And Back to the future part 3,West side story, and Coralline

  • @bananaboomer6243
    @bananaboomer6243 7 лет назад +6

    16 seconds into this video and I had to Google Prague, OK. I'm sinning cinemasins for this.

  • @hanshotfirst1138
    @hanshotfirst1138 6 лет назад +42

    To be fair, the “only fight one at a time” is a fully assumed convention of any martial arts movie, lol.

    • @cornlips7247
      @cornlips7247 4 года назад +1

      Hence why it got a sin.

    • @angelosd2
      @angelosd2 4 года назад +1

      Idk man in ip man they attack Donnie yen like 4 at a time the whole movie😂😂

  • @CC-ek8oh
    @CC-ek8oh 4 года назад +10

    Clearly the "choke rope" is made of silver...but i appreciate the sin because its an assumption..at no point is it explained what half his weapons are made of until they introduce scud..sin the name scud

    • @CNNBlackmailSupport
      @CNNBlackmailSupport 4 года назад +2

      Not a lot of garlic weapons out there, but silver swords have been a staple of vampire lore for about a century. I don't know anyone on earth who knows what a vampire is who would ask if the rope was garlic. I mean, clearly, right? They don't explain that his boots are made of leather and rubber, but you can kind of guess they aren't made of potatoes and sponges.

  • @vutava8292
    @vutava8292 7 лет назад +4

    Aw, no references to the fact Danny John-Jules also plays the Cat in Red Dwarf? Or Officer Dwayne Myers in Death in Paradise?

  • @snlbitchluva
    @snlbitchluva 7 лет назад +5

    The joke at 10:18 made my day, and laugh so hard I almost cried. Thank you for your effort in your videos. Also, I've been watching this channel so long I annoy my friends with my criticism or pointing out continuity errors, but it's okay, because my friends are all in my head anyway.

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 7 лет назад +12

    Plenty of legit sins but she went up to the roof to die so she wouldn't turn into a Strigoi from that bite, not because she was dying.

  • @vchris5378
    @vchris5378 4 года назад +8

    I always wanted to know why Scud exploded from the inside of his body outward, when the bomb was in his hand. I understand that's how the special effects dummy was set up, but I think they should have taken the extra step to be more accurate

  • @mattcyr2022
    @mattcyr2022 6 лет назад +34

    The sin on the joke about lawyers being barely human should be on you for not understanding a very simple joke.

  • @andrewblanchard2537
    @andrewblanchard2537 7 лет назад +6

    11:35 :
    a text book suplex
    Wesley Snipes was a WWF fan at the time and wanted to use a wrestling move in a movie , he uses some alteted versions of wrestling moves in some of his other movies
    .

  • @hardtarget1517
    @hardtarget1517 6 лет назад +7

    "OH SHIT!!! IT'S RUN PEARLMAN!!! RON!!!"

  • @bpe-music
    @bpe-music 7 лет назад +15

    Sorry, but shitting on this film?
    That's a paddlin'!

  • @Serevarno
    @Serevarno 7 лет назад +52

    How do you not even mention the atrocious cgi of blade and whatsherface fighting in front of the lights?

    • @chadbogdahn2541
      @chadbogdahn2541 6 лет назад +2

      The cgi and that fight scene were meant to show that they "move different", a topic addressed in Blade 1.

    • @Simboiss
      @Simboiss 5 лет назад +1

      Also, is it okay for someone to criticize CGI so harshly, but not being able to do better? Are movies supposed to have infinite budget AND infinite CGI skills? I'm not even sure I'm allowed to ask this question.

    • @rockyou9967
      @rockyou9967 4 года назад +1

      atrocious? do you realize what year that was made? Technology wasnt as good back then and they had to hide some of the effect using darkness and light but it turned out great considering. It was like a street fighter video game

  • @nickcrisp74
    @nickcrisp74 4 года назад +4

    When I was young that scene when he comes out of the blood pool, max health, putting the hurt on them was epic

  • @dannyfinnz8385
    @dannyfinnz8385 7 лет назад +15

    There was nothing wrong with Blade II and that's it that's all

    • @Max.ss07
      @Max.ss07 7 лет назад +2

      Danny Finnz foreal

    • @dannyfinnz8385
      @dannyfinnz8385 7 лет назад +2

      Come on... I love it so I refuse to look at it in a negative image

  • @dragonweyr44
    @dragonweyr44 7 лет назад +7

    1:11 Although, if I don't drink my serum every so often, I'll either turn into a vampire or worse (the ramifications of not taking the serum were never explained). 1:34 It's a silver garrote, not garlic. 2:17 I think the fight one at a time trope has been around a lot longer than that. 2:39 The motorcycle torture guy said that he turned into a vampire before he shot himself with a lead bullet so that it had no effect against a vampire Whistler. 2:44 Why was he even kept alive at all? 3:01 Because if it doesn't work then he want to finish him off. 4:21 Can he help it that he has a Greek name? 7:35 Zombie trope alert, A member of the party gets bit by a monster but doesn't tell anyone leading to him attacking the rest of the party later in the movie. 8:19 Greek overlord's daughter actually. 11:08 This is supposed to be blood? Its WAY to watery to be blood. And WHY THE HELL would you keep a big vat of blood like this opened at room temperature? It would spoil WAY to quickly to be of use to vampires. 12:00 Because she got bit by Nomak and will turn into a creeper if he doesn't kill her now. The blood pool wouldn't do her any good anyway.

    • @Max.ss07
      @Max.ss07 7 лет назад

      dragonweyr44 lol creeper...

  • @cynicalnitro8416
    @cynicalnitro8416 6 лет назад +76

    Nomak bit her. That blood pool wouldn't cure the virus that turns her into a reaper.

    • @rockyou9967
      @rockyou9967 4 года назад +11

      she should wait for a vaccine while practicing social distancing

    • @cynicalnitro8416
      @cynicalnitro8416 4 года назад +3

      @@rockyou9967 long as a reaper's tongue is, I wouldn't trust it.

  • @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer
    @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer 7 лет назад +84

    End of Movie: "Be sad over a character you barely knew dying."

    • @thatonegooze
      @thatonegooze 7 лет назад

      End of movie: bee movie plays

    • @nerdycatmum
      @nerdycatmum 7 лет назад +16

      i was more sad when Nomak died. It was kind of sad that he is tragic and wanted to die. :(

    • @shikniwho7215
      @shikniwho7215 7 лет назад +2

      well not many protagonist's love interest ever stay with them anyway. Whenever a sequel come up, they're either passed away or dumped them

  • @Seahawkfan1108
    @Seahawkfan1108 7 лет назад +167

    How dare you sin that fucking sick suplex blade did on dat security guard!!!
    #BladeIIisAwesome

    • @toothpick3475
      @toothpick3475 6 лет назад

      He sins on movies and he wins on movies but i fuckn hate it when he sins n wins on the same movie

  • @nemerly_00
    @nemerly_00 7 лет назад +1

    You forgot to sin the fact that all the injuries Whistler receives before becoming a vampire and the shot to the head are all magically healed after he became a vampire, but his bum knee that requires a Mad Max style knee brace did not heal.

  • @BigSticken
    @BigSticken 7 лет назад +14

    Hope you're planning on doing the first Power Rangers movie in anticipation of the reboot's release.

    • @BigSticken
      @BigSticken 7 лет назад

      Double check the definition of "anticipate." Doesn't mean "excitedly wait for" as much as "regarded as probable."
      Or, judging by CinemaSins' most recent upload, yes. Yes there is.

  • @princeofallsayians1551
    @princeofallsayians1551 7 лет назад +540

    Blade II is a masterpiece!

    • @NERDSoul
      @NERDSoul 7 лет назад +26

      Bar Kelly YES

    • @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858
      @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858 7 лет назад +8

      Bar Kelly ~ If you believe that, then you have clearly never seen an actual masterpiece. Idk that I would ever deem any movie a 'masterpiece'. But if a movie was a masterpiece, it sure as all of the fucks is not Blade mother fucking 2! Watch better movies, yo.

    • @princeofallsayians1551
      @princeofallsayians1551 7 лет назад +28

      KamiKaze KupKaKe how good a movie is, is based on opinion not fact

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 7 лет назад +2

      then why is it so difficult to have ultra-violet lights that shine longer than 3 seconds? Seemed downright stupid bringing a sword and guns when your enemy's weakness is a Light..ya know, the fastest traveling thing in the universe.

    • @princeofallsayians1551
      @princeofallsayians1551 7 лет назад +11

      The Pickles Then we woulda had no action scene just like in Civil War when Scarlet Witch could've just mind fucked Tony's team so Cap could get to the plain.

  • @810wasaninsidejob9
    @810wasaninsidejob9 5 лет назад +4

    Spud wasn't a mole at first. Blade himself said "I've been onto you since they turned you".

  • @animechic420
    @animechic420 7 лет назад +28

    Don't you just love how these hardcore men like to watch The Powerpuff Girls? 😄

    • @johnnyblaze543
      @johnnyblaze543 7 лет назад +11

      Charlene Alyssa Ingram powerpuff girls is the shit!

    • @ntdonat
      @ntdonat 7 лет назад

      they are called the wool ass girls... cartoon network changed their name.

  • @veggietales9878
    @veggietales9878 7 лет назад +5

    So lucky his sunglasses never fall off. Love interest vampire chick at the end delicately disintegrates for aesthetic purposes instead of dying unsightly violent deaths like most vampires when exposed to sunlight.

    • @rockyou9967
      @rockyou9967 4 года назад

      she shouldve at least said ouch when the light hit her skin. Ow ow ow that fuckn hurts take me inside ow ow ow aaah (ashes)

  • @WinstonSmith685
    @WinstonSmith685 4 года назад +2

    You missed one. After being "cured", Whistler retrieves his wedding ring which was taped to the back of a massive metal weighing scale. If he put it there before he died in the last movie, which took place in the USA, are we to believe that Blade and Scud transported this heavy thing with them to the Czech Republic just in case? *ding!

  • @KingBlackCeaser
    @KingBlackCeaser 7 лет назад +8

    blade 1 and Blade 2 are two of the greatest marvel movies.

    • @lotarch
      @lotarch 7 лет назад

      I think your opinion is whack.Elephants are too cool for Blade. Wordsmith. YOLOSWAG for life, gurl. Lemme smash?

  • @starwillow1
    @starwillow1 7 лет назад +12

    You really sinned that last part. God damn it!Even though in the movie she gets clearly bitten by nomak! Putting her in the blood pool wouldn't help!

    • @eric4133
      @eric4133 7 лет назад +12

      The sin should be she died a peaceful falling apart death instead of the violent explosion that every other vampire exposed to sunlight has.

    • @golddude8
      @golddude8 7 лет назад

      AHEM.
      everything in this movie makes vampires disintegrate. everything else is dependent on how much force is applied during.
      motorcycle guy, going 60mph or more, some guy got kicked, wind is a thing, sunlight at dawn starts off very weak just like in the beginning, etc.
      they're ashes at that point, just sayin my dude.

  • @UltimateGMan
    @UltimateGMan 4 года назад +4

    As for the last sin dipping her in the blood may have healed her physical injuries but it wouldn't stop her from turning into a Reaper

  • @harlemk1ng
    @harlemk1ng 7 лет назад +177

    The choke rope wasn't garlic. It was silver, you numbnuts.

  • @darthkronos4214
    @darthkronos4214 7 лет назад +19

    Everything Wrong with Sausage Party!
    Lol, I think your censored *beep* will crash :v

    • @EJRichardsonFubara
      @EJRichardsonFubara 4 года назад

      I think Fate of the Furious already did. They built a better Sin Counter afterwards lol

  • @Djarra
    @Djarra 6 лет назад +3

    Danny John Jools claims he got the part in this film because he already had the custom teeth from 'Red Dwarf'

  • @EllDeeCee
    @EllDeeCee 7 лет назад +33

    Still holding down the shift key when you type the second letter in a word starting with a capital (MInutes) is a RUclips Sin :D

  • @itmustbelove08
    @itmustbelove08 7 лет назад +22

    Despite the sins. Blade two was the best imo and I heard that this was the only blade that didn't rewrites to the ending.

  • @Roderickthegray
    @Roderickthegray 5 лет назад +3

    5:01 I’m so glad you said that, Yen deserved better😂

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 7 лет назад +15

    Hmmm...I wonder what Thursday's "animated sins" could _possibly_ be...

    • @umairfarooq4951
      @umairfarooq4951 7 лет назад

      Benjamin Abramowitz I'm guessing Moana

    • @Gemnist98
      @Gemnist98 7 лет назад +3

      Too early for Moana. Maybe one of the Pixar movies they still have to cover? If so, they'll save Cars 2 for when the third one comes out, so it'll either be Ratatouille or Up.

    • @KingMozez82
      @KingMozez82 7 лет назад +2

      Iron Giant I hope.

    • @hamzanaeem74
      @hamzanaeem74 7 лет назад +5

      Benjamin Abramowitz Beauty and the beast animated movie of course!

    • @MysticMimikyu355
      @MysticMimikyu355 7 лет назад +3

      Benjamin Abramowitz bee movie

  • @Satabell
    @Satabell 7 лет назад +14

    Shit man Donnie Yen, and Norman Reedus was in this. I didn't know.

    • @808notsogreat
      @808notsogreat 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah and they made Donnie die off screen like a goon. Glad he finally got western recognition and an action figure.

  • @Dracale
    @Dracale 7 лет назад +11

    I personally enjoyed this out of all the Blade movies. Directed by Guillermo del Toro it was the best one as it had a more horror and vampiric vision to it.

  • @EllDeeCee
    @EllDeeCee 7 лет назад +16

    I perpetually maintain a state of forgetting what I think I know because it just seems to be a given.

  • @RobertSmith-gn2he
    @RobertSmith-gn2he 6 лет назад +9

    The bloodbath would not have healed her as she was already bitten by the reaper

  • @BlowHeat1416
    @BlowHeat1416 7 лет назад +94

    but didnt blade say silver,but you kept saying garlic when he used silver >_> +sin {cinema sins}

    • @thefatman69dude
      @thefatman69dude 6 лет назад +1

      Dan Jimiez yeah he some how.missed that.

    • @michaelfarrell4824
      @michaelfarrell4824 5 лет назад +2

      Taking any video on this channel seriously = 1000 sins

    • @sugarandcyenide2084
      @sugarandcyenide2084 5 лет назад

      why does silver effect vampires? thats for werewolves lol wtf

  • @tigertim620
    @tigertim620 7 лет назад +22

    Am I the only one who stills questions why The Powerpuff Girls was playing in a tv three times in this film?!?!?

    • @TeruteruBozusama
      @TeruteruBozusama 7 лет назад +1

      Damien Bustamante it was meant to be an adult cartoon

    • @tigertim620
      @tigertim620 7 лет назад +4

      TeruteruBozusama
      It just feels out of place for a film like this.

    • @budnot5284
      @budnot5284 7 лет назад +3

      Damien Bustamante
      new line cinema was making a Powerpuff girls movie.
      it mate be why they showed clips of the cartoon in this film.

    • @sfx6969
      @sfx6969 7 лет назад +4

      It's cause Guillermo del Toro like the Powerpuff Girls

    • @batfan1939
      @batfan1939 7 лет назад +2

      Damien Bustamante I think the episode was one where Mojo pretends to be a girl to join the PPGs' sleepover. Then, of course, he betrays them. Just remembered how weird that show really is.

  • @chasetemple1518
    @chasetemple1518 7 лет назад +12

    Hmmm... maybe you can try Everything Wrong with Beauty and the Beast (1991). It's because the 2017 live-action remake is coming March 17th.

    • @chasetemple1518
      @chasetemple1518 7 лет назад

      Munjee Syed, I know that. But Beauty and the Beast (1991) IS animated.

    • @chasetemple1518
      @chasetemple1518 7 лет назад +1

      Alright, Munjee Syed. Well, can you ask CinemaSins that this week's animated movie sins video would be Everything Wrong with Pokémon: The First Movie, please?

    • @espurious
      @espurious 7 лет назад

      Chase, Munjee doesn't work for CinemaSins

    • @chasetemple1518
      @chasetemple1518 7 лет назад

      OK! OK! I get it, espurious! I'll let someone else ask CinemaSins to do my request.

    • @NebulaDark
      @NebulaDark 7 лет назад

      Someone else already sinned the first pokemon movie......if you're interested that is.

  • @feruzaj
    @feruzaj 7 лет назад +7

    Yes! Yes! Animated sins! He might _just_ sin Spirited Away! *I need this.*

  • @jellex6068
    @jellex6068 7 лет назад +6

    5:00 Reinhardt? Reinhardt! REINHARDT REINHARDT REINHARDT!!!!

    • @rockyou9967
      @rockyou9967 4 года назад

      Reinhardt the fuckn nipplehead

  • @mrtierlist.9476
    @mrtierlist.9476 7 лет назад +59

    I'm early let me think of a joke
    Oh if I think to much il be late

    • @ALLxISxGONE
      @ALLxISxGONE 7 лет назад

      Spiral, besides missing a comma his grammar is correct.

    • @ASRMN27
      @ASRMN27 7 лет назад +1

      Thomas Forshaw fail

    • @VanArkride
      @VanArkride 7 лет назад

      Thomas Forshaw kk

    • @vservo1149
      @vservo1149 7 лет назад

      +ALLxISxLOST lol LOL LMAO

  • @concon4114
    @concon4114 6 лет назад +1

    “Utter f*cling waste of a badass like Donnie Yen” yeah I agree completely with that statement

  • @KoolKatBeatz
    @KoolKatBeatz 7 лет назад +7

    How many heard theres was suppose to be a BLADE: ENDGAME, with Blade facing his lost "brother" Micheal Jai White..TELL ME THAT WOULNT BE THE SHYT!!

    • @MississippiKaijuMusic
      @MississippiKaijuMusic 7 лет назад +2

      KoolKatBeatz I've been waiting to see them on screen together for years.

    • @Alrucards
      @Alrucards 7 лет назад +1

      KoolKatBeatz I know. Spawn in a Blade movie.

  • @insupportofjunhado
    @insupportofjunhado 7 лет назад +43

    The suplex is a WWE move. Because, you know, WWE invented pro wrestling.(NO!)
    And if you were gonna sin the suplex, you might as well have sinned the elbow drop and attempted acid drop.

    • @CHAOTIXMaddLass
      @CHAOTIXMaddLass 4 года назад +2

      Can I just add on by saying, not having triple h doing the pedigree in blade trinity was a wasted opportunity. They had a legit pro wrestler! He had a finisher! They should have let him do it!!!! XD

  • @TheKieron4546
    @TheKieron4546 5 лет назад +1

    3:24 It’s supposed to be pitch black, that’s why they’re wearing night vision Goggles (presumably) hence why Whistler is a bad shot, he can’t see em. (-1 perhaps 2 dings.)

  • @garrusvakarian4844
    @garrusvakarian4844 7 лет назад +7

    *Do (This Is The End) next please!*

  • @adamcunningham9947
    @adamcunningham9947 7 лет назад +20

    I had no fucking idea that was Donnie yen

  • @adamcuthbert4383
    @adamcuthbert4383 7 лет назад

    Catching the sunglasses thrown to him by Whistler from behind near the end of the movie should have been an automatic doubling, tripling, or quadrupling of the sins tallied.

  • @maddux1188
    @maddux1188 Год назад +7

    Blade is so awesome.

  • @janm3781
    @janm3781 5 лет назад +7

    "That's several things-ist." may be my new favourite phrase.