When I took all my clothes off in front of my girlfriend she just called the cops and kept calling me a stalker. Some girls just react differently I guess
When I did it to my gf her mum said get away you child predator she’s only 3 and I went to jail I can’t believe she would react this way I did it before
Am I watching this video for the 400th time? Maybe Is it so it will get past a million views for Tom so he's not annoyed? Maybe Am I being ridiculous? Of course
I don't think that was a mistake. The robots are only programmed to kill humans on the site they are currently on. So inside that building. If they were outside the building, the robot would not be programmed to kill them.
+Hayden TheNayobian you know s a furry myself I've often pondered that, I mean the reptilian ones are called scaleys or scalies, so I guess the avians would be featherys or featheries. Either way that suit was great and so was this video.
I understand furrys, and honestly its only a very small majority of the fanbase that....take it places even I am uncomfortable with. its mostly just a bunch of people who think anthropomorphic animals are cool. its like being a brony, you just like a thing, but because other people make it weird, the whole community is judged.
Seeing that the robot arms bit carried over was very funny after watching the imposter and the behind the scenes.
Yeeeeee
They’re evolving, both forwards and backwards somehow (sideways)
REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE!
*S U S*
Amogus
"Fursuit by Snow Gryphon Suits"
Did you commission a full owl fursuit just for this short? To quote the Doctor: "How much money have you got?"
More importantly were is that suit now
@@Huntress_thewolf YES YES YES YES YES
wait, doctor who?
@@Bentijon **looks at script** **facepalms**
JOLT Yes, yes, yes... oh my god...
1:58 Either, that's a Portal 2 reference, or it's just a common thing everywhere to say that robots are afraid of birds.
Querez CROW KILL IT ITS EVIL
Oh great my slow clapping processor made it into this thing.
Clap. Clap. Clap.
@@arcticfoxguy Feathers*
Sir killalot doesn't talk, and if he did, he wouldn't say that.
Being part of his legal team is a dream job
I miss robot wars
@@thesamurai9115 then just go start another war on robots, or just watch this video
"Hello, I is a bird."
Hello, I is also a bird
RJazz909 Hello, I am not a bird.
*I'M A BIRB*
Oh God, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh god there everywhere
Robots fear birds?
That means Bastion is one hella brave omnic!
My head-canon: Bastion is the bird, controlling the robot.
thought the same dude x)
Bastion loves his tweets tho
Glados on the other hand...
Don't forget Android 16. But basically Android 16 and Bastion are basically the same concept
"What's one thing all robots are afraid of?"
"Birds."
...We're looking at you, GLaDOS.
Aldo bro!
also*
Attaboi!
Did you mean....Potato GLaDOS? ;)
Whyyy?! Why did you do that?! Now I want to play Portal 2 so bad!
Last time I took all my clothes off my girlfriend said she couldn’t see me anymore
Gold pure gold
i wonder why?
one hundo likes
Can someone explain the joke
When I took all my clothes off in front of my girlfriend she just called the cops and kept calling me a stalker. Some girls just react differently I guess
Laugh Over Life bro I thought girls would like that stuff.
Did you get a restraining order?
@@dinoxman8584 oh wow
Dang she was old
When I did it to my gf her mum said get away you child predator she’s only 3 and I went to jail I can’t believe she would react this way I did it before
I'm not sure if you can tell, but Tomska really likes Robot Wars.
its just a mystery,maybe someone should ask him?
+Dreadnaught1985 don't need to. He mentions robot wars A LOT on darksquidge
+mad as a hatter damn, I feel like such a fool /s
yeah !!!!!!!!!
Who doesn't?
tom, where did you get that fursuit from?
You know one of them just had it lying around.
Because, you know, props. . .
Beckett Burrow the hole
It says in the description (not that this comment is relevant anymore at this point, but... idk, still felt like saying that for some reason.
He got it from the hole
The hole
should've called robbie rotten, the master of disguise
*_Please tell me you’re joking because that joke is very cruel..._*
He died...
With a username of as officer of the third riech I doubt he cares what a absolute dolt he appears to be.
yall fuckin stupid
jessie and james should've been called
He would have been a number one choice
I'm really hoping the birds thing was a Portal 2 reference.
Not enough space
BIRD BIRD, THERES A BIRD
369rh like
same here
Sir Killalot's acting was top notch
He's definitely got a future in acting.
He can add it on to the music video he did about 16 years ago
Conor spencer did you mean the sir killalot vs robobabes music video
2:00
TomSka - "What is the one thing all robots are afraid of?"
Eddie and Elliot - "Birds"
Bastion - "Bitch plz"
Bastion has nightmares of cybernetic weaboos, not birds.
Yep. No time to worrying about birds when you've got green ninja cyborg dude on your tail.
TheCrafterPrince I main that green ninja cyborg dude :D
glaDOS - "dispatch killer robots!"
+HelloGamerz if you "main" someone it defeats the purpose of the game. Just a thought.
“What is the one thing that robots are afraid of?”
“Birds?”
“Exactly”
Bastion: ...
Overwatch
@@doomclasher9287Correct
Bastion has no fear for it his fought in a war. Bastion knows the true dangers of it’s life, and that is war.
YAAAS. This turned out so good, thank you for letting me do things to your faces!
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOCKS.
IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH SOCKS! ARE YOU BLIND!?!
SOCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
its august it too hot for socks.ya feel me dread.
About that...
oi put a sock in it sunshine.
Captions on point as usual 👍
PRAISE THE BIRD!
(Bird!!)
Read the damn screen
BUTTS TO THIS GUN!!!
Here's something fun to do: Pause at a random time and type out what the captions say. Don't worry! I have a disguise that will make me invisible!
Moral of the story: don't underestimate the power of a furry.
Yep...
FEAR US!!!!!
no furries are cancer and you read this wrong
Hello, I is a bird.
never underestimate the power of a cancer
So... You just had a bird fur suit lying around, huh?
Doesn't everyone?
That's not relateable. At all. I'm ashamed to be born in this galaxy.
+Zlupper. Joke, noun. a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline
That fursuit came from Fursuit Kirsty Hedges aka BlackPhantom1412, he got it from Snow Gryphon Suits. Both are found in the description.
See, Diskflame, it's funny because the same thing could relevantly be said back to you.
bastion ain't afraid of any bird
Haha my first thoughts too
Bastion is actually a human in robot armour confirmed
+Gregboi183 oh really
I dunno he flipped his shit pretty fast over a woodpecker
He seemed pretty afraid of that woodpecker
Im guessing that robot came from the hole.
BUUUUUAAAA
+ChurchOfCatology oh god, that actually made laugh.
+ODST Brooks Well... The hole does that to people
PAK215 No....
Thats the bird.
And before this one. it had millions of rejects. 😉
0:59 it took me so long to realise the joke
GameFighterX sry i don’t get it (∏˜∏)
Oh
Bastion is no scare of birb
I is a birb
dabstion ain't a birb scare? coob stoory
Boot i is teh borb
No, you is a Bill.
I is a vampire.
zimmygirl777 I don't even know what I is.
Am I watching this video for the 400th time? Maybe
Is it so it will get past a million views for Tom so he's not annoyed? Maybe
Am I being ridiculous? Of course
Megg A I'm definitely not also doing this
Let it happen RUclips let it happen
Megg A Of course but on de Tomska's channel that's not matter
Hotel? Trivago
my life in a nutshell
Guys Im from the future... it happened... the video has over 1 million views. Good Job.
You say torch, I say flashlight...you say Robot Wars, I say Battlebots...starting to get the hang of this
“Tom, where did that bird come from?”
Tom:”From the hole.”
what ho- OH MY GOSH!
No wonder it's so powerful
Tom, What is that hole doing there?!
@@Bentijon *duuuuuuuuuuun*
@@Dfl_jason well we were hiding and running from a giant evil laser robot
*sip*
and then there was a hole
When They Said Robots Were Afraid Of Birds, I Thought Of Wheatley
or GLaDOS
but bastion is friend with bird and afraid of pew pew sounds stoopid
***** No i wouldnt because i would cause them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mini______, I thought of GLaDOS. Close enough though.
Mini______ SAME
This feels like a content, that really shows the awesomeness and the naturalistic style of these guys working together
1:30 This robot trick must've been refined over the past 4 years
"What is the one thing robots are afraid of?"
"Birds"
"Exactly"
Portal reffrence?
*I ' M T H E MA S T E R O F D I S G U I S E*
But where's the net?
Rip robbie rotten/Stefan Karl stefansson. He was truly #1.
*SUDDENLY, MUSTACHE*
*I i s a M i n e T u r t l e*
*meet the spy*
bird person has returned for season 3
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
But he got shot right in the fucking heart.
he's gonna wreckity wreck the place !
+Fanny Martin Actually, it's a she
Woops my bad
This has pinch of the charm that Dr.Who has. I think we can say its from the bot.
*Actually breaks a piece of wood in half with ease.*
*Literally kills two fully grown men*
Kerrigan Fairbairn (but that was the bird...oh well it probably still counts)
bird lazor looks like the ones from the dalek
This video deserves more views. It's so brilliant and good on every level.
Now tom. Explain why you have a bird costume please
He asked on twitter for anybody with one who was interested in participating in the sketch.
Huh
He's secretly a furry
+UwU myuhuhu 😝
+ǟռɢɨɛ ֆǟքքɦɨɛ (ᏒᎪᏁᎠᎾmᏁᎬss) Never seen a bird suit this well made though
Bastion's not afraid of birds.
But Glados is.
well he did go crazy because of that woodpecker
because he didnt know that it was a woodpecker, he thought it was someone firing with a gun,
dummass
did you really have to say dummas I'm not even being in any sort of way stupid for now remembering a trailer
dummas
0:28 "Kill a human on site"? Tom, that should be "sight". Please amend.
Maybe it's on purpose.
Oh fuck no it's the end of the world ahh shit remember kids use correct grammar or you upset all the grandads
+Cpt. Walsh the nazis will return without proper grammer
"I is a bird."
"I is a robot."
And you complain about a mere synonym misuse?
I don't think that was a mistake. The robots are only programmed to kill humans on the site they are currently on. So inside that building. If they were outside the building, the robot would not be programmed to kill them.
Don't mind me, just making a timestamp
2:42
I love it when Sir Killalot just breaks the wood like "Gettin reeeeal tired of this"
What's the one thing all robots are afraid of?
Razer. They are afraid of Razer.
ThatSideOTheInternet razor
@@MM-vs9td n o b u t t h e c o m p a n y
Razer, champion of Robot Wars, The Fifth Wars
@@MM-vs9td you are obviously not a Robot Wars fan
Get out
Kill E Crank E: Allow Me To Introduce Myself.
I love how when they say "birds" he seems all confused at first and then agrees. Made me laugh
they have a fursuit
Two. Tom commissioned a Giant Pokémon fursuit.
@@satisacro tbh thats pretty cool
Apparently
what is the one thing then all robot are afraid of? Furry?
Exactly
The only thing more scary is a giant laser bird.
except furries aren't that scary.
nah birds aren't furries they are featheries
Troy Delima tru
What is the one thing all robots are afraid of?
EMP?!
Birds.
"Yes, an electromagnetic pulse. e.m.p" "which spells emp"
electro magnetic birds
A EMB! :O
ELECTRO MAGNETIC PARROT!!!
(God save us all/All hail the EMP[eror])
(ROBOT EXPRESSES FEAR)
(BIRD EXPRESSES CURIOSITY)
(ROBOT EXPRESSES INTENSE FEAR)
Seriously, these subtitles are top notch.
0:44 he was licking his finger in the background..
They could've dressed as John Cena.
Flawless disguise.
Robots are afraid of birds?
birds came from the hole
paulrubens Black hole?
Raven Grey no, The Hole, like The Orb
paulrubens Ohhh
Raven Grey yeah, that's right
My Dad's done some work for Robot Wars Tom!
He's got the pic of the Real version of the Robot you made!
@@kingresi420 they did not make that robot bbc did a co lab with them. thats the real sir killalot
*_"Hello I is a bird"_*
That's an amazing fursuit you've got there... Wasn't expecting to see a fursuit in one of these videos...
You are absolutely disgusting, why you think you have any right to speak is beyond me.
Feather***
ELLIOT LOOKS SO GOOD IM SCREAMIN
Nice Fursuit!
My friend is in that suit c:
Realy? Could you give me a name or something, id love to see his content! Do you do anything btw?
Shes on twitter @BPhantom1412 ;)
Riley RedFox @BPhantom1412 , and it's she.
Both that fursuit and your profile picture are terrifying.
The perfect disguise displays style, control, damage and aggression.
N YASS
Let´s get this to 1 Million!
Should have just got Apollo out
Omg that fight was amazing
+The Memelord Carbide would fuck them up ez though
apollo made me so happy, and fucking wrecked that bully matilda.
i am out
Appollo naaa carbide
Man I've been watching since ASDF movie 1. Great stuff.
its painfull how nobody knows that robot came from a TV Show literally called Robot Wars
More importantly they dont even know what Robot Wars is
Ya
Pay respects to Sir Killalot
I do
yea, honestly, one of my favourite shows ever
Terminator 6: We put furries in 'cause we're bored.
I mean, if they truly are this powerful than us teaming up with the Furries would make this war much easier
@@doomclasher9287 you know how Batman’s superpower is he’s literally just rich, think of 252,000 batmen
@@Step1adder that too!
Fursuit owl. Don't be a hater plez friends. We all know it's true. And I don't really care.
It is though.
I know because my friend was in that suit.
+Iwamoto Yuri ik and that's cool ^-^
Captain Penguin right?? So cool.
b_easy 136 Err, what?
+Iwamoto Yuri i saID CEASE
My favorite part is when he tries to put his head back and he hits it on the metal lmao it’s something I would do 😂
Just loving the fact a house both from robot wars was in this.
anyone watching with socks on?
Yep
Wow so original.....
me
Haha I swear this reminds me so much of another comment I saw earlier today, it's almost the same, oh wait...it fucking is!
Last time I was this early people told me to stop saying I was early
You need to change your profile pic
Max Breaker then i would need to change my name too
My head hurts
Both your profile picture and your name are fantastic.
IKR
wait... what are bids afraid of?
ice types, rock types, electric types
lel
What are you on about, bids are afraid of outbids.
lol
***** Goodness. It's a pineapple. Where did that come from?
"Let's both be the baby!"
*Smiles with pure joy*
That was a really cool bird suit 😋
Snow Gryphon fursuits, shes a Uk fursuit builder who made the owl for me~
Yea
Its pretty good
Rero rero rero
I've watched this video like 3 times already I just want it to get it to a million already
1:02 I'm litterally lol rn!🤣🤣😂😂
Tom in robot wars: disguises will never work
Tom in the impostor: beep boop, I am a robot
Every body gangsta until they pull out the laser shooting furry
"They're not asking to be respected as equals anymore"
Bastion isn't afraid of birds...
and android 16
SuicidalRat no care son of a bitch
This was a rare documentary of Tom coming out as a furry
One that has the powers of a god
I like how at the end they both say "Tom?" before being killed, impling that was not in the script and the camera man went along with it.
1 minute squad, were ya at?
Here lmao
Right hete
Yo
Here for u bb
Cringe
Is the robots afraid of birds a portal reference? I feel like it is a portal reference.
That bird came from that Giant Space Octopus
WATCH WITH SUBTITLES ON seriously it's so good
1:12 hes the one that voiced the guy that said
hello and welcome to standing up school right?
his "hello" sounds fairly familiar
"what is the one thing robots are afraid of?"
Me: (going over french revision) l'oiseau? [un "wa-zoh" is a bird]
"birds"
me: tf
I wish I was a famous RUclipsr who got to play with house robots ;_;
ikr, first Nerdcubed, now Tomska, I want a turn!
You have over 3,000 subs so if you keep up the work you could
It's all a long game. I just want to pet Matilda :p
Havent there been live events all over the UK whwere you could do that?
Wait, Nerdcubed got to play with the house robots? WHEN.
It’s weird seeing Tom be the voice of reason.
"What are robots afraid of?"
"Birds"
Me: Excuse me but is this a Portal 2 reference?
Whats one thing robots afraid of?
Birds
R.i.p Bastion
Dammit! I is a human!
I really like the sketches that have Tom Eddie and Elliot
Watching all of them act together is really nice
bastion isnt afraid of birds tho
Woodpecker
+Theotherone27 He was afraid of gunshots. The woodpecker sounded like gunshots sounds to bastion.
*N e R f B a S t I o N1!11!!!*
2:17 Why does the robot have bones?
*Human. Bones.*
Hello, I is a RUclips commenter.
Zach Brancato you is not RUclips commenter
Wait, which one of us was the baby?
Oh, I see you are a man of culture as well.
No, I is. >:(
Ur at 100 likes ;-;
Someone is gonna ruin it and that someone is not meh
oh my god the captions
"Pew Pew Lasers and Scream Scream People"
"Swishy Swishy Fist Fist"
"pew pew laser laser pew pew laser laser"
.......nice
Only time a furry was actually useful
So true M8. Bird fursuit On-point.
I is a bird!
+Hayden TheNayobian you know s a furry myself I've often pondered that, I mean the reptilian ones are called scaleys or scalies, so I guess the avians would be featherys or featheries. Either way that suit was great and so was this video.
False alarm, birds don't have fur.
+Michael Mitchell Dude you know that "scales" can actually turn into humans and control whole world under the organisation "illuminati"?
crossover of
stupid soldiers
and the impostor
And portal
My girlfriend said she couldn’t see me anymore
Finally 1 Million Views!!!!! Congrats Tomska!!!!
0:06 *Lego Yoda death noise*
This is the reason why I fear the furries...
People *are* very much known to fear that which they do not understand, yes :)
I understand furrys, and honestly its only a very small majority of the fanbase that....take it places even I am uncomfortable with. its mostly just a bunch of people who think anthropomorphic animals are cool. its like being a brony, you just like a thing, but because other people make it weird, the whole community is judged.
yes
+Ethan Miller You know what's up. +1 Internets!
Laser birbs are indeed terrifying.
Im here to help for the views ... :)
Congrats TomSka! Since this finally hit 1mil views every video for the past SIX YEARS has 1 million views or more! :D