"always hated crossbows, they take too long to load" "they call him the mound" "I wish you good latency, in the matches to come." "no. now it ends" HOW MANY GAME OF THRONES REFERENCES ARE THERE
Hello everyone, we hope you enjoyed this video. Only a few major injuries were sustained. We'd like to thank the following people for their time and effort! Drachinifel - For leading us a load of armour. - ruclips.net/channel/UC4mftUX7apmV1vsVXZh7RTw TheInterepidVA - Knight voice over - ruclips.net/channel/UCbjNawlu5Z5YfhE9mRmiqow Rory - Common archer Jamie - Man who gets head crushed. Also our spearman. And remember chaps, take a look over at: nordvpn.com/squire and use code squire to get 75% off a 3-year plan and an extra month for free. Thanks go out to NordVPN for sponsoring this video! Anyway, cheerio!
7:13 You see that peasant is smart. He knows that the armor is worth more if it isn't taken directly off a corpse. Since the Knight took it off he doesn't have to worry about the negative modifier.
you forgot the best part of mordhau. glitching through the walls next to ammo crate so you can shoot people and they can't do anything to you! it's the ultimate, and totally legitimate, strategy!
One important rule of sword fighting is that when ur hitting the opponents sword (shoving it aside or parrying) You dont do it with the sharp edges. This way ur just fucking up the sword. And you never shove it in the ground. That's also bad for the sword.
The art of dragging. A true ultimate technique ignored by the so called "medieval scholars" who wrote the manuscripts. Is sadly missing from this otherwise accurate depiction of medieval combat.
Finally, Squire hasn't died from War Thunder online and now has come back to YT after, what 1-3 months of inactivity; cheers mate, you've outdone it now.
Ah! Bliss. Ho! for the days when nits were bold (oooh! err, no Missus) and the sheep were .. well, we can leave out that bit (U-tube being what it is at the moment .. it's the heat, or the wrong time of the month, or something). P.S. Please return any unused tomato sauce to Military Aviation History, Bis may need it for the next kinematographic presentation of the Luftwaffle bombing missions on Engerlant in AD 1940 (or there abouts).
For a few moments, I thought I was going to see a meme from Life Of Brian and the old guy in the arena runs around until the guy chasing him dies of a heart attack.
Lol the very end reminded me of my Runescape days where I'd go to high level areas, wait for high level players to die, take their armor and go sell it
Hi Mr. Krabs this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune’s crown to. Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown - Neptune’s crown - I sold it to a guy in Shell City and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown - Neptune’s crown. Which is nowinshellcitygoodbye.
You know I bet he will never see this but to all you who see this... I was just listening to the British band "Madness" from the late 70s and 80s. They are famous for the song "Our House". I just realized that our home boy squire over here really does look like their lead singer Graham McPherson.
Imaging walking past those guys making this video and seeing them swing some swords at each other in knight armour and one of them pretending to shoot a crossbow
Gotta say squire. Coming from an American who knows nothing of the posh and noble lifestyles of sipping tea and twirling my mustache. I love you guys and hope to see you make more. It makes my day to watch you and I want to thank you Both. PS, I hope to see more battlefield and siege skits :)
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Loving the reflection at 0:58
You've outdone yourselves lads.
Yes. Patreon helps
yea it was so good that I felt like it killed me XD
@@florkiler6242 The 51st is everywhere!
How the hell is this posted a day ago? The video came out an hour ago.
@@yahtzee4229 earll for patreon users
-Chivalry is not dead you know !
-It is since this came out!
Hilarious! Best inside joke!
I loved Chivalry. One of the first videos we ever made back in the day was a Chivalry gameplay.
We need a Chivalry video in which people spin around like ballerinas with sledgehammers.
Is it an inside joke?
Squire
Warband better ;)
@@1sb3rg34 Oh yes, even more animation abuse with 3000 spins per second
“He’s the size of a mountain and as ferocious as a hound”
Is that a game of thrones reference I hear?
Harry Brown yes lmao
he's a MOUND!!! XD!
@@livethefuture2492 Closed captions kept saying hes a mouth.
@@Wallyworld30 Muhahaha
There was more
"Now it begins.."
"No, now it ends"
It's from a ser Arthur Dayne and Ned Stark fight scene
Squire is evolving: he’s making weird videos about knight games
And Bill has morphed into an overgrown King Charles .. spaniel.
Well, he is Squire
TheLeonhamm indeed he has
Duffy TV true
@@DuffyTVv Hail! Squidonia.
0:59 ‘TIS BUT A SCRATCH!
I really hate it when your making a sandwich and you get a butter scratch.
In my Xbox 360 my account has the same logo
Monty Python and the holy Grail lmao.
''But I warn you, I won't fight fair!"
''So you're using a rapier?''
''Ehhhh....no D:''
''Then you're doing it wrong!''
send help plz. sides in orbit
Haha! Thanks man!
The ketchup splurt 🤣
OMFG I spat tea.
What a waste.
welp it was 1960s movies tier for sure
I wonder if this is battle of Britain throw back lol
@@paula5138 It could only be a Battle of Britain reference. Everyone knows Krauts bleed tomato sauce.
It could also be that the knight squeezed all the ketchup out of the other guy's burger....
"always hated crossbows, they take too long to load"
"they call him the mound"
"I wish you good latency, in the matches to come."
"no. now it ends"
HOW MANY GAME OF THRONES REFERENCES ARE THERE
Reverse yes
also monty python references galor
Also a "Mound with blade" did not indeed remind us of anything, right?
Knight- "Chivarly's not dead, you know."
Squire- "It is since this came out!"
Me- (Knowing grin.)
Hello everyone, we hope you enjoyed this video. Only a few major injuries were sustained. We'd like to thank the following people for their time and effort!
Drachinifel
- For leading us a load of armour. - ruclips.net/channel/UC4mftUX7apmV1vsVXZh7RTw
TheInterepidVA - Knight voice over - ruclips.net/channel/UCbjNawlu5Z5YfhE9mRmiqow
Rory - Common archer
Jamie - Man who gets head crushed. Also our spearman.
And remember chaps, take a look over at: nordvpn.com/squire and use code squire to get 75% off a 3-year plan and an extra month for free. Thanks go out to NordVPN for sponsoring this video! Anyway, cheerio!
Wait... Drachinifel lent you a bunch of armor? Was it from the armor belt of a scraped battleship?
@@Wallyworld30 Yes.
@@SquireComedy That was going to be my exact question too...
Squire hi
All looks really good, happy to help :)
1:01 i see someone's been watching the battle of Britain
Lol i get the joke
LOL
"chivalry's not dead you know." "It is since this came out."
Is this a reflection of the games or the players? Probably both.
chilvary totally died at least 1 year ago
Chivalry game has been dead since 2015
I love the weather changing inbetween shots.
Absolutely a deliberate creative choice.
And not because we shot this video over 4 days.
@@SquireComedy 🤣🤣🤣😂😃😘
@@SquireComedy not at all
7:13 You see that peasant is smart. He knows that the armor is worth more if it isn't taken directly off a corpse. Since the Knight took it off he doesn't have to worry about the negative modifier.
this looks like it has been filmed on the british summer day of 2019, squire
respect for devoting the most beautiful day of the year for a video!
Thank Bill. 33 in plate armour was amusing.
@@SquireComedy so cold only?^^ ~40°C wouldve been much funnier (for everyone except him^^)
summer 2019 in europe? 28 stab wounds would be better
you forgot the best part of mordhau. glitching through the walls next to ammo crate so you can shoot people and they can't do anything to you! it's the ultimate, and totally legitimate, strategy!
I see a fellow Yorkshire Tea drinking purviewer of Spiffing Tea Co.
@@justiceforjoggers2897 Not just Yorkshire tea, but Yorkshire tea gold. Very jazzy.
Now this, is content
Aww, cheers mate!
Squire your comical timing is genious sir!
I can understand why Bill needs a VPN, having Satellite Internet Receiver Dishes installed on his nipples must be rather _Sensitive_
Sharpened Butter Knife vs Executioner’s Sword.
Both seized by a random constable.
Is it ok to rant at Squire for uploading a video of him in his PJ’s
Yes
Yes
"Ah, the Mordau grip,"
*Sad For Honor Warden noises*
That’s what the technique is called. The translation is murder strike.
@@TotallyNotLoki I thought it was called half swording.
@@vegacomplex8290 that is one hand on the blade one on the handle
10/10 on the mudcrab smacktalk.
Yup.
Skyrim easter egg.
That Chivalry joke burned, I bought it for all my friends two months before mordhau came out.
F
2 months of fun though
@EstiloMillo probably
2:20 Monty Python anyone?
This was like the best parts of Blackadder and Monty Python, but 100% Squire!
I think that the running with the lute and the knight behind was inspired by the ending scenes of Blackadder II.
@@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 I was thinking that! I loved that bit! It was so out of nowhere, but so dang funny!
@@johnmccarron7066 Exactly, only the rather insulting singing was missing.
"chivalry isn't dead you know" "it is since this came out" MY. SIDES. They're in orbit now.
That special effects guys reflection in the armor is priceless. Also best british weather here. Also also... I like the GOT references.
that is some beautiful rivited mail. Thumbs up for accurate Armor
Well I sure as hell wasn't expecting a Gladiator ending, but I do appreciate it!
"...But I'm feeling better!"
"What, do you mean like magic?" this absoloutly needs to be a line in Mordhau
3:29 Nice Tower of Joy reference.
One important rule of sword fighting is that when ur hitting the opponents sword (shoving it aside or parrying) You dont do it with the sharp edges. This way ur just fucking up the sword. And you never shove it in the ground. That's also bad for the sword.
"But I warn you, I won't fight fair"
THAT'S JUST NOT CRICKET :)
1:15 how I load my first nerf gun literally and just as slow
Well good vid :)
4:00 bro this like the T34 vs tiger H1. the T34 fast but low armor, the tiger slow but has gud armor
Squire : **makes a video with GoT and Monty Python references in it**
Me : **happy confused noises**
"and now it begins" -Arthur dayne
"no, now it ends" -Ned Stark
I love the references
And then the brave Sir Squire, bravely ran away.
1:20 'I fought mudcrabs more
fearsome than you'
I see you're a man of culture as well
The art of dragging. A true ultimate technique ignored by the so called "medieval scholars" who wrote the manuscripts. Is sadly missing from this otherwise accurate depiction of medieval combat.
0:11 Say Sir Knight, you have quite fancy pants you got there~
Squire can simultaneously be starving and afford a full suit of armor and swords
Loved the combat, just about the same level of hilarity as Monty Python. Keep up the great work Squire.
Hello sir. I have been waiting for this.
Hey, who let you out of the museum?
@@frenchsoldier8485 I ran at a blistering 15 KPH from the guards
Maus *LOL*
@@MausOfTheHouse I thought we gutted your internal parts
@@frenchsoldier8485 no you didn't. I have a 1000 HP submarine engine!
I can now rest at last
Also now you venture into medieval stuff i propose a petition for mount and blade in real life.
That game is amazing. It even has authentic English rain.
"I wish you latency in the matches to come"
...And meow it begins.
Holy heck, I want them both as voice actors for the game, they're just perfect!
2:07 "Brave Sir Robin ran away, Bravely ran away away.
You should make a warthunder video on the British aphe
Next comes war thunder ground RB in real life. Patreons do keep investing!
The reflection killed me!
Also, you can tell he doesn't kill goblins....if you get the reference you are awesome.
Finally, Squire hasn't died from War Thunder online and now has come back to YT after, what 1-3 months of inactivity; cheers mate, you've outdone it now.
2:25 so, this how dynamic music works here?
That Ketchup squirt at 0:58... 😂😂😂
ahh I see Squire knows the tactics of the Brave sir Robin. RUN AWAY AND PLAY MUSIC WHILST DOING IT!
5:20 I didn't know Mao Zedong used Patreon
"The end is inevitable Squire.Your kind is set for extinction.-Maybe so chap,but not today."
Em dear chap would we be able to see a warthunder ground forces IRL soon
Just sourcing a working tank with a real gun. Give me 1 month.
Squire the real challenge would be finding something to shoot it at and getting blanks
Bill looks amazing in full plate armor!
"the mound" wearing a *hound* skull bascinet, lmao
"Chivalry aint dead ya know"
"It is since this game came out"
Squire's humor is always so fucking subtle and smart lmao
We need more war thunder vids
Do you know how much effort it is to work with real tanks?
Good, because that's what's happening in a couple of weeks.
Nobody:
Medieval Europe: Deus vult!
I love the subtle Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail references.
2:00 that is actually a really nice yoren reference. And 3:32 is Tower of Joy. Just a handful of the many wonderful references this video is full off.
0:59 you can see one of the people throwing ketchup on the arm or it looks really funny and weird at the same time
Ah! Bliss. Ho! for the days when nits were bold (oooh! err, no Missus) and the sheep were .. well, we can leave out that bit (U-tube being what it is at the moment .. it's the heat, or the wrong time of the month, or something). P.S. Please return any unused tomato sauce to Military Aviation History, Bis may need it for the next kinematographic presentation of the Luftwaffle bombing missions on Engerlant in AD 1940 (or there abouts).
For a few moments, I thought I was going to see a meme from Life Of Brian and the old guy in the arena runs around until the guy chasing him dies of a heart attack.
Lol the very end reminded me of my Runescape days where I'd go to high level areas, wait for high level players to die, take their armor and go sell it
The game of thrones quotes is strong with this one
Hi Mr. Krabs this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune’s crown to. Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown - Neptune’s crown - I sold it to a guy in Shell City and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown - Neptune’s crown. Which is nowinshellcitygoodbye.
The Soundtrack in beginning was better than original -great job ! Can you upload the full version of the changed soundtrack in the beginning
1:18 Don't think you snuck that Oblivion quote past me, Squire :p.
Mudcrabs are no joke, you know. Vicious little bastards, they can be
1:00 LOVE the guy you can se in the armor
Yess... squire is a literal squire in this when you think about it
“We fight under the same banner!” That made me laugh more than it should have.
You forgot the part where the weapon takes 3 seconds to do 1 swing.
You know I bet he will never see this but to all you who see this... I was just listening to the British band "Madness" from the late 70s and 80s. They are famous for the song "Our House". I just realized that our home boy squire over here really does look like their lead singer Graham McPherson.
But what about the GAMBESON, the GAMBESON!!! You mean you are wearing the plate armor without wearing a GAMBESON?!!! Are you mad, Bruce?!!
He is, just not a Michelin Man special :)
2:13 is that the spot where that scene from Monty Python's search for the Holy Grail was filmed when John Cleese kept running in place
"Chivalry isn't dead you know" "it is when this game came out" That reference was amazing
Battle of Agincourt in reverse.
Also I loved your shopkeeper acting.
Imagine just strolling through the park walking your dog and you see these guys Quarrelling it out
The bit for the sponsor was just as good as the rest of the skit. You all do great work!
5:03 this sounds familiar...
An entire squire vid and not one reference to supporting him on patreon I say out standing my man
Now it begins.
No. Now it ends
Nice reference
Imaging walking past those guys making this video and seeing them swing some swords at each other in knight armour and one of them pretending to shoot a crossbow
Oh man I feel that pain of getting shot in the back by team mate. That moment when your guy makes things worse by trying to help.
Where is the naked man with fire bombs and frying pans surfing on his shield.
I was hoping for some Monty Python and the Holy Grail references, I was not disappointed.
Gotta say squire. Coming from an American who knows nothing of the posh and noble lifestyles of sipping tea and twirling my mustache. I love you guys and hope to see you make more. It makes my day to watch you and I want to thank you Both.
PS, I hope to see more battlefield and siege skits :)
Appreciate the nod to the ludicrous inadequacy of plate in the game
Now they are going to make plate armor builds with long blonde flowing hair and full plate.
So this guy is both the Cleganes mixed into one. Now that is terrifying.
I love all the game of thrones references (Ned Stark vs Ser Arthur, etc..)
That spicy GOT name meld. The Mound
The Mound!
Honestly I do think using a +5 Falchion of Bad Acting was a bit unfair - after all he was doing so well....