Battlefield V: In real life

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +2497

    A huge amount of thanks go to all my Patreon supporters. Without them, this video, and future live sketches wouldn't have been possible. If you're interested in some more of these "High budget" productions, consider supporting the channel here: www.patreon.com/squire

    • @brabusmighty9458
      @brabusmighty9458 6 лет назад +5

      Thank you Squire Daddy x

    • @michelangelangelo7091
      @michelangelangelo7091 6 лет назад

      Squire you *do* need patreon

    • @spookyshadowhawk6776
      @spookyshadowhawk6776 6 лет назад

      Shotguns? Most pump Shotguns don't have a disconecter holding the trigger it fires as fast as you can pump it, Great for killing Tree's and the Evil Hun! LoL I'll check into supporting you with cash.

    • @annmariemullins709
      @annmariemullins709 6 лет назад +1

      It's just like the game

    • @isaacsantana420
      @isaacsantana420 6 лет назад +1

      Squire I prefer the dam trenches in w w I

  • @adam_wynne
    @adam_wynne 5 лет назад +2704

    2:58 “Yeah, fine. Only did 58 damage”
    Never before have more relatable words been spoken.

    • @jessieparas7861
      @jessieparas7861 5 лет назад +4

      Oll

    • @mynamesnotphil3626
      @mynamesnotphil3626 5 лет назад +13

      John McMahon oh the love hate relationship I have with the sweet spot mechanic

    • @pelliqs922
      @pelliqs922 5 лет назад +6

      The leinfield does 60 damage and the gewer 9530 does 68? I think the kar does 58

    • @TheRealTaco
      @TheRealTaco 5 лет назад +2

      You actally bought this shite game?

    • @mynamesnotphil3626
      @mynamesnotphil3626 5 лет назад +5

      Pelliq S just like sniping in other bfs headshots matter only bf1 had the cheesy sweet spot

  • @ostfront5730
    @ostfront5730 6 лет назад +560

    "Grenade ! In german !"
    - Unknown german soldier on the battlefield , circa 1940 , colourised.
    This truly caprures the horrors of war.

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 6 лет назад +13

      lest we forget

    • @WednesdayAddamsMW
      @WednesdayAddamsMW 6 лет назад +2

      @@Nugcon
      Granate. That's "grenade" in German.

    • @jakubgrzybek6181
      @jakubgrzybek6181 6 лет назад

      *1940

    • @Hezigrimm
      @Hezigrimm 5 лет назад

      @Harry D I have always heard it pronounced Grah-na-ta. Although, it is spelled Granate, well the informal version. The actual name for it is Stielhandgranate.

    • @Hezigrimm
      @Hezigrimm 5 лет назад +4

      The true account goes. One day a couple of poor blokes from Warwickshire were sitting in a trench on the front lines of the Battle of the Bulge. When out of no where A British voice calls out "Grenade! In German!" One of the poor blokes popped his head out of his fox hole promptly saying "What the devil?". A potato masher hand grenade strikes their sweet golden nectar, hot tea, spilling it out onto the frozen ground staining the snow. No one truly knows what happened next, for all the English men within one hundred miles saw only red.

  • @tharos
    @tharos 6 лет назад +3962

    Finally, Britain's answer to Saving Private Ryan.

    • @3socks
      @3socks 6 лет назад +22

      I'd so watch that too

    • @Carstuff111
      @Carstuff111 6 лет назад +3

      @@3socks Yes!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!

    • @DarwinArbiter
      @DarwinArbiter 6 лет назад +36

      You know everyone is complaining that BF5 has no Americans, but i rather appreciate they gave some room for the British to be counted, i just wish they have done a better work on portraying the British struggle hell not even an air battle mode on the London blitz

    • @Seagull780
      @Seagull780 6 лет назад +15

      @@DarwinArbiter I just wish they had missions where you firebomb German cities.

    • @celticguy197531
      @celticguy197531 6 лет назад +27

      if it was British it wouldnt be called saving Private Ryan it would be more like "hmmm yeah, do we really have to save Private Bob, i mean really it was his own bloody fault he got there anyway"

  • @bluejwolf8698
    @bluejwolf8698 5 лет назад +468

    Medics in battlefield are like cats. They understand you, they just don't care.

  • @hazardtrooper2791
    @hazardtrooper2791 5 лет назад +770

    BFV medic: doesn’t revive
    BF1 medic: runs out into enemy gunfire, firing his SLR then dives and revives the fallen teammate. Often dying in the process

    • @SD3CS
      @SD3CS 5 лет назад +6

      What do you nean BFV?

    • @nomnomxddd8157
      @nomnomxddd8157 5 лет назад +100

      Because in WW1, we are brothers in arms

    • @deathgripskaraoke9351
      @deathgripskaraoke9351 4 года назад +30

      Medics never heal anyone in any Battlefield though

    • @americanfriend6442
      @americanfriend6442 4 года назад

      Wut do you mean

    • @exokimbo7051
      @exokimbo7051 4 года назад +73

      @@deathgripskaraoke9351 no i risk my life in Bf 1 sometimes to revive my mates

  • @AvarikVonNom
    @AvarikVonNom 6 лет назад +3848

    _Grenades in German_

    • @AQDuck
      @AQDuck 6 лет назад +113

      SA-NI-TÄTER!

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 6 лет назад +59

      @@AQDuck No, no, the correct call would be "SA-NI-TÖTER!", it is quite important to remember that. Oh, and never trust the Sanitöter, he will likely get you killed.

    • @Lo-tf6qt
      @Lo-tf6qt 6 лет назад +32

      'Forget about grenades, just boot an explosive football their way, they'll never clear that in time'

    • @CS-nq9sq
      @CS-nq9sq 6 лет назад +12

      @@AQDuck Blut! ein sanitater! bitte!

    • @Timbo5000
      @Timbo5000 6 лет назад +19

      GRANATE!

  • @Subspacer15
    @Subspacer15 6 лет назад +1368

    Some of those jokes really took a hardline

  • @Masterhitman935
    @Masterhitman935 6 лет назад +478

    That sound of the potato smasher hitting that perfectly good good cup. Oddly made my day.

  • @cobalt2361
    @cobalt2361 5 лет назад +272

    Absolutely lost my shit on "I'm playing on low graphics" LMAO

    • @posstaldude
      @posstaldude 5 лет назад +5

      cobalT so after 10 months, did you find your shit back?

    • @Thatoneguy3602
      @Thatoneguy3602 3 года назад +2

      I don’t think he found his shit

    • @leandrosouza48-t8t
      @leandrosouza48-t8t 2 года назад

      Almost 3 years later, and i don't think he has found his shit yet.

  • @hngh6404
    @hngh6404 4 года назад +138

    “Grab a late war German assault rifle and sprint around like everyone else”
    Correction: a pre-war Danish machine gun

    • @aviator4662
      @aviator4662 2 года назад +2

      Correction, a post war french shotgun

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 2 года назад +2

      @@aviator4662 Correction, a Norwegian rifle pre-dating both World Wars

  • @yazi7790
    @yazi7790 6 лет назад +454

    That japanese tank at the end of the video got all the budget .

  • @otterwingate7581
    @otterwingate7581 6 лет назад +1474

    No no, i'm sorry this is too unrealistic. if an Englishman's tea gets spilt by a German, any normal person would go berserk. get your act together man.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +101

      Baha!

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 6 лет назад +12

      I would like your comment, but it's just too American at 308

    • @Carstuff111
      @Carstuff111 6 лет назад +15

      @@samhansen9771 I am an American, and if someone spilled my English tea, I would be giving one heck of a what for :P

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 6 лет назад +5

      @@Carstuff111 yeah, but i meant the likes were at 308, which is an American rifle round used in ww2. Oh wow, it's now at 338, waddya know.

    • @gab4221
      @gab4221 6 лет назад +4

      the boston party proves that any person who attacks a britishman's tea attacks their country

  • @konata1810
    @konata1810 6 лет назад +348

    “You can see the budget was low on this”
    Part of my next paycheck is going to you guys to keep on making these videos....one of the best so far.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +33

      Thanks mate! Means a great deal!

    • @tacticalnoodles
      @tacticalnoodles 6 лет назад +1

      "one of the first in a while
      AMIRITE ?"
      But seriously this was incredible,
      Good job

  • @GandalftheMotorised
    @GandalftheMotorised 5 лет назад +315

    They must be in the home guard, explains the budget.

    • @franzferdinand1393
      @franzferdinand1393 5 лет назад +12

      Lend Lease has gone a bit soft these days

    • @patrickbuerke1390
      @patrickbuerke1390 4 года назад +1

      They’re sailing for England
      Oh! What a shame!
      Someone is after our island again
      We’ll let them have it…
      Oh, yes we will!
      But maybe they won’t want it when they get the bill!
      For we wrote the story of the old brigades
      We know the glory of yesterday’s parades
      We'll sell Old Blighty yard by yard
      They'll buy it from the old home guard! They will!
      They'll buy it from the old home guard!
      Call out the navy, call out the ranks
      Call out the air force, call out the tanks.
      From the cliffs of Dover call up the gulls
      And don’t forget the loyal territorials!
      But, who’s sticking in here? Who will defend
      every inch of England no matter what they send?
      Who’s standing firm in our own front yard?
      The soldiers of the old home guard
      That’s who!
      The soldiers of the old home guard
      For we wrote the story of the old brigades
      We know the glory of yesterday’s parades
      Who’s standing firm in our own front yard?
      The soldiers of the old home guard
      That’s who!
      The soldiers of the old home guard

    • @mandalortemaan7510
      @mandalortemaan7510 3 года назад

      Who has a VFD symbol?
      You use is ankle pic

  • @cupcakesprinkles25
    @cupcakesprinkles25 5 лет назад +3194

    Wait a minute, British soldiers wearing British gear, helmets, and males? I thought this was supposed to be Battlefield V?

    • @natureza2002
      @natureza2002 5 лет назад +90

      you're using a bfv photo and is complaining about the game?

    • @Thaiax
      @Thaiax 5 лет назад +425

      @@natureza2002 Just because you like something doesn't mean you can't critizise it.

    • @RatKingKitKat
      @RatKingKitKat 5 лет назад +127

      @@natureza2002 its satire genius

    • @voicedrewxyz
      @voicedrewxyz 5 лет назад +73

      @@natureza2002 r/Whooooooosh

    • @techyn8502
      @techyn8502 5 лет назад +117

      wait, in WW2 British soldiers were wearing males.

  • @halothefluffyderg
    @halothefluffyderg 6 лет назад +380

    MEDIC!!.....
    Fat chance...
    4:54
    Best part of the whole video :D

    • @rkpr9370
      @rkpr9370 6 лет назад +1

      Victor Stålbo it actually doesn’t matter because anyone can revive their team mates in Bf V

    • @halothefluffyderg
      @halothefluffyderg 6 лет назад +3

      @@rkpr9370 their squadmates yes, teammates only medic

    • @rkpr9370
      @rkpr9370 6 лет назад +1

      Victor Stålbo regardless I didn’t get the game

    • @DiegoAlanTorres96
      @DiegoAlanTorres96 6 лет назад

      It's infuriating how true it is. I'm the only medic who ever heals in BC2.

  • @dygi7631
    @dygi7631 6 лет назад +262

    Oh my god this is great and I've only seen ten seconds of it.

  • @Luke-nc6fj
    @Luke-nc6fj 6 лет назад +467

    2:26 *Two British soldiers unwillingly locate the location of a German sniper {circa 1941, colourised}*

    • @ahahm3
      @ahahm3 6 лет назад +10

      Thomas Ferris Blighty mate, got your bloody American derrière out of ‘ere boyo.

    • @fruitella196
      @fruitella196 6 лет назад +1

      Thomas Ferris actually the correct

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 6 лет назад

      Thomas Ferris The Canadian and true way :D

    • @andrewinbody4301
      @andrewinbody4301 6 лет назад

      Thomas Ferris hahahahahaha. I like that joke too.

    • @fbifederalbureauofinvestig5956
      @fbifederalbureauofinvestig5956 6 лет назад

      Puedo saber de que están hablando compañeros jaja😂

  • @spiralwhirlpool2366
    @spiralwhirlpool2366 5 лет назад +275

    “I’m changing teams”
    “I didn’t realize there were Italians in the game”
    🤢🤣

  • @huarenxivonne9662
    @huarenxivonne9662 4 года назад +43

    1:52 is an accurate depiction of how long the grenade fuses are in Battlefield V

  • @Ice_CreamTruck
    @Ice_CreamTruck 6 лет назад +392

    I died when he said '' grenade! In german''

  • @Moxxieful
    @Moxxieful 6 лет назад +609

    lol at the end when he trow his rifle at the car it got blown away by the wind

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 6 лет назад +1241

    Squire lol, you’re my hero

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +82

      You'd survive longer in that field than us, that's for damn sure.

    • @roofkorean7251
      @roofkorean7251 6 лет назад +8

      and you're my
      Matsimus

    • @hardlydank932
      @hardlydank932 6 лет назад +5

      Hey matsimus I love ur channel

    • @jnx2677
      @jnx2677 6 лет назад +1

      Oh, hi matsimus!

    • @bootbro7825
      @bootbro7825 6 лет назад +5

      oh my god matsimus likes squire today is good

  • @shawdawg2852
    @shawdawg2852 5 лет назад +103

    "So what your saying is don't rob banks?"
    "No, just do it in Payday 2."

  • @cookieusa1
    @cookieusa1 5 лет назад +251

    *The following is frontline combat...*
    *Your not expected to survive.*

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 5 лет назад +8

      Gambit *proceeds to be completely scripted to kill you after a certain time*

    • @cookieusa1
      @cookieusa1 5 лет назад +13

      Wisemankugel Memicus *even though you were doing very well, and shouldn’t have died because you had superior positioning and weapons.*

    • @appleseed2933
      @appleseed2933 5 лет назад +2

      Illiterate dumbass

    • @sol2544
      @sol2544 5 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @spookyghost8952
      @spookyghost8952 5 лет назад +1

      Mr. 13 who

  • @PeterMultyGaming
    @PeterMultyGaming 6 лет назад +544

    I'm italian... i'm switching side from axis to squire!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +27

      Welcome aboard. Love the food.

    • @PeterMultyGaming
      @PeterMultyGaming 6 лет назад +4

      i love your country so... we are equal!

    • @pachankachannel559
      @pachankachannel559 6 лет назад +3

      now we need an italian war story , (i'm italian)

    • @PeterMultyGaming
      @PeterMultyGaming 6 лет назад

      ciao, hai ragione
      hi, you're right

    • @wimpow
      @wimpow 6 лет назад

      I remember playing "World in Flames" (Boardgame with a rulesbook of about 175 pages) and having enormous luck with the very crappy Italian troops. Oh, was the English player frustrated.
      We played in my home, so I had the Italian Anthem playing quite some time.
      I was with the Japanese & Italians. The German player did quit after a few weeks gameplay, so I had to manage all the axis.
      Everybody hated me. Good times.

  • @CoolMoon
    @CoolMoon 6 лет назад +571

    It's nice to meet my German friends. Their grenades are the best.

    • @panzerkampfwagenviausf.eak5888
      @panzerkampfwagenviausf.eak5888 6 лет назад +1

      *Cough* wanna come visit at winter?

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 6 лет назад

      Ironically their grenades were the worst and resulted in more suicides and friendly fire lol

    • @deltafoxecho
      @deltafoxecho 6 лет назад +6

      EG:UK how do you deduce that? German grenades could be thrown a lot further than US “pineapple” grenades, they also were better at throwing up hills as they don’t roll down again

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 6 лет назад

      @@deltafoxecho I don't know the details it's hearsay for the most part but I do remember they were more easily damaged just from being in transit.

    • @MIMthegreat
      @MIMthegreat 6 лет назад +2

      @@panzerkampfwagenviausf.eak5888 wanna visit Auschwitz?

  • @kdfinvesting6122
    @kdfinvesting6122 5 лет назад +35

    "This is a battle in a field, what more could you ask from a franchise?" Golden line in the whole video

  • @jxpd7898
    @jxpd7898 5 лет назад +69

    "I'm playing on... *Looks at camera*... Low graphics

  • @Archangelm127
    @Archangelm127 6 лет назад +848

    As an actual historical reenactor, I have to commend you guys on the uniforms and scenery. Not 100% accurate, but 95% is more than a passing grade for entertainment.
    Also, bloody hilarious. Especially love the crack about Italy. All too true.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +90

      Thanks mate! Means a lot!

    • @joechaotic6743
      @joechaotic6743 5 лет назад +38

      Yeah, all he's missing is the historically accurate bionic arm on the female special ops soldier.

    • @squadie1
      @squadie1 5 лет назад +3

      It’s battlefield 5 man, it’s not historically accurate.

    • @joechaotic6743
      @joechaotic6743 5 лет назад +6

      @@squadie1 r/wooosh

    • @mayonnaiseman8422
      @mayonnaiseman8422 5 лет назад +1

      Are You British?

  • @mightymichael2501
    @mightymichael2501 6 лет назад +455

    In 1 hour this bloke has 13 000 views, What a legend!
    Edit: This is the coolest thing ever, maybe you could do this with Verdun.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +28

      I'm planning to do it with all kinds of games!

    • @fireflyz8943
      @fireflyz8943 6 лет назад +1

      @@SquireComedy i got an idea what about war thunder in real life

    • @mightymichael2501
      @mightymichael2501 6 лет назад +2

      @@SquireComedy haha looking forward to it, shame I don't live in England I could do it with you in my ANZAC uniform.

    • @mightymichael2501
      @mightymichael2501 6 лет назад

      @@fireflyz8943 id imagine they'd need ALOT of patreons to afford the planes and tanks hahaha

    • @hullukana214
      @hullukana214 2 года назад +1

      because you propably care alot since it has been only 3 years since your comment this video has in 3 years 1,4 million views

  • @tedarcher9120
    @tedarcher9120 6 лет назад +164

    hardline bullying, oh yes!

  • @maxttck
    @maxttck 5 лет назад +86

    Love the Westie hint there at the downed bit

    • @zehnass
      @zehnass 4 года назад +3

      Yea. He never revives people as medic in his videos 😂

  • @Eeveefall
    @Eeveefall 5 лет назад +51

    This was really hilarious, hopefully they do more skits on games like this in the future. Really enjoyed their humor!

  • @sadseal9817
    @sadseal9817 6 лет назад +355

    What should we do call in air support?
    No we arent Americans
    Laughed so hard

    • @BloodlessJG
      @BloodlessJG 6 лет назад +40

      @Christian Langford
      No its not, your not even in the game yet yank. You'll be a DLC, joining late. just like the real war.

    • @BloodlessJG
      @BloodlessJG 6 лет назад

      @Eric Sales 🤯

    • @jaykilbourne1110
      @jaykilbourne1110 6 лет назад +7

      @Eric Sales Soviets influenced Europe's outcome far more.

    • @hopatease1
      @hopatease1 6 лет назад +1

      Look at it this way jay kil with out US aid ussr would not have won .@@jaykilbourne1110

    • @jaykilbourne1110
      @jaykilbourne1110 6 лет назад +6

      @@hopatease1 Incorrect; Lend-Lease accounted for merely 12% of Soviet wartime equipment production. It would have taken longer, with higher casualties; but from late 1942 or 1943 on, Germany was doomed.

  • @josetorresjr1644
    @josetorresjr1644 6 лет назад +105

    6:38 You can see when he throws his low res enfield that it gets taken by the wind.

  • @jarek94cze
    @jarek94cze 6 лет назад +85

    1. You actually have the only realistic British uniforms out there, you won't find them in Battlefield V also your little sketch is way more fun than what you can have in the game at the moment. Bravo gentlemen.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +19

      They're close, not 100%. The helmet is 100% original, the rest is from the 50's/late 40's.

    • @jarek94cze
      @jarek94cze 6 лет назад +1

      @@SquireComedy You have my utmost respect, good sir.

    • @kadiboudacz5500
      @kadiboudacz5500 6 лет назад +1

      Jaroslav Kubík the fun part isnt true lel.

    • @uselessgeneral1299
      @uselessgeneral1299 6 лет назад +1

      Its actually quite fun, the MG42 is so good.

    • @megacluckcluck2302
      @megacluckcluck2302 6 лет назад +1

      Squire yeah I see the p49 clothing but it looks quite good. Much better than the American stuff in the game now! Only the trained eye would notice ;)

  • @juser7430
    @juser7430 4 года назад +18

    "Low graphic" that one killed me. I need to respawn now...

  • @welsh8982
    @welsh8982 5 лет назад +51

    *Shotgun innit*

  • @sergeantpanther678
    @sergeantpanther678 6 лет назад +420

    *When you make a face that looks like you're on the toilet and suddenly turn into a German*
    Happened to me too.

    • @woodruff4241
      @woodruff4241 6 лет назад +14

      That comes from pressing out the Wurst

    • @Santa18
      @Santa18 6 лет назад +1

      You too? I thought I was the only one

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 6 лет назад +1

      relatable

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 6 лет назад

      Ohh, ja~.

    • @landodo1421
      @landodo1421 6 лет назад +1

      Brings out the Wurst in you, doesn’t it?

  • @ivanrivera3293
    @ivanrivera3293 6 лет назад +42

    5:50 "Grenade. In German."
    I can't

    • @johnfreije6439
      @johnfreije6439 3 года назад +1

      Was smiling the whole time at the humor of this skit. Then that line dropped and I lost my shit.

    • @paullatham8486
      @paullatham8486 3 года назад

      🤣🤣 delivery of that line was hilarious!

    • @Ribbon_Fighter
      @Ribbon_Fighter 3 года назад

      Grenata

  • @SentaDuck
    @SentaDuck 6 лет назад +197

    As silly as they are trying to be, ordinary guys like this would have been conscripted during the world wars and I imagine the banter would have had a similar tone to it as well. On top of that we are so used to watching war films with grainy effects and ambient sounds added to make it 'feel gritty' or old black and ***** footage, however, filming it like this better represents how it would have looked to the people there. It has an odd realism to it.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +37

      Thanks for this comment, provoked my thoughts!

    • @Hezigrimm
      @Hezigrimm 5 лет назад +7

      Odd flex on Ea there but I get it. Also, recently listened to a twenty year old recording of a man talking about his time fighting during the great war. From what he has said it seems you are right. Lastly, my grandfather served in the Korean war and honestly he and the guys would kinda horse around at their M.A.S.H unit. He was a field medic stationed at a M.A.S.H. unit and would sometimes replace other medics, check on people at the front line, or his platoon would go on a patrol. Although, it seems he mostly served at the M.A.S.H unit.

    • @mikederkonig
      @mikederkonig 5 лет назад

      A very very good point

  • @StrikerV3
    @StrikerV3 5 лет назад +38

    Medic!
    "Hah fat chance"
    Lol

  • @flipper-b8588
    @flipper-b8588 5 лет назад +68

    17 million kills, 1 death
    Bloody Camper!

  • @Lawgamer411
    @Lawgamer411 6 лет назад +57

    Of course Westie wouldn’t revive you, Classic Westie.

  • @nicholasaudy6064
    @nicholasaudy6064 6 лет назад +43

    Squire : Shows cardboard gun "I'm playing on low graphics"
    Me : *Lost my shit and laughed*

  • @patrickfahy52
    @patrickfahy52 6 лет назад +118

    British comedy at its finest. Good job

  • @mordredpendragon1235
    @mordredpendragon1235 2 года назад +2

    "Yes am playing on"
    (Looks at camera)
    "Low graphics"

  • @RoqueTHEGAMER
    @RoqueTHEGAMER 6 лет назад +46

    6:40 the rifle flying off to the side by the wind, Lmao.

    • @Jamesdavis911
      @Jamesdavis911 6 лет назад

      Hilarious, was going to comment on that myself :-)/

  • @somebloke8114
    @somebloke8114 6 лет назад +24

    When Squire throws the rifle at the car, it catches the wind and blows into the hedge!!!!

  • @breakfaust
    @breakfaust 6 лет назад +62

    my love for squire has intensified

  • @Infamouschef_
    @Infamouschef_ 2 года назад +1

    When he made that air support joke, I laughed heartily in American. Then I called in an airstrike.

  • @henryburby6077
    @henryburby6077 5 лет назад +48

    "Nah... It only did 54 damage..." XD

  • @seanassociateproductions1691
    @seanassociateproductions1691 6 лет назад +198

    These uniforms and webbing are literally 1000x more accurate than the ones in the game😂😂. Seriously though their are brits in the game with American gear (canteens, suspenders etc) and it really bothers me.

    • @Nebo8ful
      @Nebo8ful 6 лет назад +6

      If you look closely at the name ofthe faction, they aren't called British but allies

    • @landodo1421
      @landodo1421 6 лет назад +8

      They are American soldiers. The army in the game isn’t called the British, it’s called the Allies.
      The whole allied side is one big faction. Which is technically more accurate, there weren’t really battles in WWII between only 2 countries with no help from others.

    • @landodo1421
      @landodo1421 5 лет назад +1

      Harry D I play the game all the time. It says allies, they just currently don’t have more accents. Maybe that will come later. But it’s meant to be a shared allied faction.

    • @landodo1421
      @landodo1421 5 лет назад

      Harry D I mean I’m happy with the current content of the game. It’s not too little, it’s just less of what many expected and more of other things.

    • @landodo1421
      @landodo1421 5 лет назад +3

      Harry D I mostly disagree up until the point where you said there is no sea warfare. This is true and I am disappointed about that. But I don’t think map/weapon/vehicle wise it has less than BF1. It has more weapons than battlefield 1 at launch because 2/3 of BF1s launch guns were “variants” (the same exact gun and same model with like a sight added or a grip.)
      BFV has wayyyy more vehicles than BF1 does even now after all it’s DLC.
      And I don’t think the maps are smaller aside from Fjell and Devastation. But Narvik is same size as shanghai, Rotterdam is same size as Zavod, Hamada is same size as Golmud, Fjell is same size as Operation Locker but with planes. Panzerstorm is fricking huge, like Silk Road or Sinai Desert huge, etc.
      Plus the practice range is a thousand times better than BF4’s and BF1 didn’t even have one.
      But when it comes to sea warfare, I agree... there is none. And there should be some.
      BUT. BFV had a much much smoother launch than BF4, anyone can admit that. Hint: BFV didn’t commit seppuku as soon as you started it up on launch day.
      And the Tides of War live service seems to be pretty good. First tide is already released less than a month after launch and it already added:
      a new map, multiple new weapons, a new war story, a new Practice Range mode, vehicle paints, plane nose arts, a few outfits, and community missions.
      All in one live service update. Less than a month after launch. If they keep this up, they are going places.

  • @gtrutty
    @gtrutty 6 лет назад +51

    2:34 dang who put a scope on a Kolibri? Or maybe it’s a liberator?

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 6 лет назад +3

      Garret Truttman No, it’s just the ludicrous-ness of Snipers being able to deal less than 60 damage with normal shots.

  • @nikolaiiscoolguyproduction4807
    @nikolaiiscoolguyproduction4807 6 лет назад +110

    Damn throwing Westie right under the bus

    • @lilpenpusher
      @lilpenpusher 6 лет назад +12

      where he belongs

    • @VancouverCanucksRock
      @VancouverCanucksRock 6 лет назад

      The Short Bus

    • @jdl6881
      @jdl6881 6 лет назад +3

      Nikolai Is Cool Guy Productions fuck westie

    • @effa114
      @effa114 5 лет назад

      Most accurate portrayal of him ever

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 5 лет назад +1

      What's with the hate towards him anyways
      I'm just curious regarding it, not really on either side

  • @Delta-es1lg
    @Delta-es1lg 5 лет назад +30

    "Well, this is rubbish."
    I mean, you could end the video right there.

  • @benmcmahan8189
    @benmcmahan8189 5 лет назад +11

    “Shotgun, innit?”

  • @Napalmratte
    @Napalmratte 6 лет назад +465

    I guess the French have already retreated, the Italians are stuck in a "switching-sides" loophole, the americans are bombing some electric car company and the Japanese are sneaking up with some carriers? Hope whoever reads this comment is not insulted that I didn´t insult him ... ^^
    Greetings from Germany :D

    • @dr.thomassmith3497
      @dr.thomassmith3497 6 лет назад +4

      France France France France France France One Word: Britain

    • @deadeyecpt.7765
      @deadeyecpt.7765 6 лет назад +3

      Italian here, lmao. This was a good one.

    • @pierluigiadreani2159
      @pierluigiadreani2159 6 лет назад +3

      As iTalian i am not offended. Heck I am happy se surrendered and se didn t end like you.

    • @matichable
      @matichable 6 лет назад +6

      yeah and germans are busy starving some polish kids in some death camp and freezing their balls off in some dirty hole near stalingrad lmao.

    • @thelosttraveler5808
      @thelosttraveler5808 6 лет назад +1

      yeah i'm stuck in a "switching-sides" right now, see ya in 2019 :D

  • @thebubonicj
    @thebubonicj 6 лет назад +128

    Well, that was....... British.
    Bloody brilliant as well.

  • @tj8178
    @tj8178 6 лет назад +42

    I'm glad someone's noticed that Westie never revives.

  • @davehoffman4659
    @davehoffman4659 5 лет назад +3

    I love the part where he was trying to fix a knife on the gun.

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 Год назад +1

    For some reason when I play with sniper rifles I don’t use scopes I use only iron sights for historically accurate

  • @damjanbabic2213
    @damjanbabic2213 6 лет назад +54

    Squire should have voiced Battlefield 5

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +12

      Be sure to pass that onto the developers in a letter of complaint.

  • @minnesotangaming8966
    @minnesotangaming8966 6 лет назад +67

    Battlefield V irl:
    Women and men run around the battlefield and you have Germans obeying the Geneva convention

    • @uselessgeneral1299
      @uselessgeneral1299 6 лет назад

      ea bad

    • @elbretto6062
      @elbretto6062 6 лет назад

      @Nejtro You know, I don't think that was the point of this comment

    • @zomb13zo05
      @zomb13zo05 6 лет назад

      @Nejtro exactly what a sneaky German spy would say.

    • @RedRazorback15
      @RedRazorback15 6 лет назад

      Would ramming a parachuting pilot and using a wounded soldier as bait for medics to kill them against the convention?

  • @ThatGuy-vw6gc
    @ThatGuy-vw6gc 6 лет назад +106

    We aren’t camping, we are holding a position.

    • @jangotherango7250
      @jangotherango7250 6 лет назад

      A sniper will not run and gun mainly spots enemies for your allies

  • @Miketyson-he3dc
    @Miketyson-he3dc 4 года назад +2

    I LIKE HOW THE GUN FLIES TO THE SIDE instead of foward at the end and over the bushes LOL

  • @hngh6404
    @hngh6404 4 года назад +1

    Watching the Medic running around as a medic and not reviving anyone gives me serious FlakFire and Westie vibes

  • @Captain_Coleslaw
    @Captain_Coleslaw 6 лет назад +27

    And the award for best actor goes to... The little green fella at 2:53!

    • @ProMrLecoq01
      @ProMrLecoq01 6 лет назад

      Captain_Colelsaw and it’s so funny

    • @thijsrikkerink6333
      @thijsrikkerink6333 2 года назад

      untill squire scares the little thing and it shows its naughtly side, they aren't called stinkbugs for nothing

  • @ffinn99YT
    @ffinn99YT 6 лет назад +13

    6:40 Lee Enfield: "Bye have a great time!"

  • @cantaloupe4018
    @cantaloupe4018 6 лет назад +300

    Incorrect
    It is not missing half of the content.

    • @Mut4ntG4m3r
      @Mut4ntG4m3r 6 лет назад +2

      what the fuck? Thy are adding it for free, no reason to omplain AT ALL--

    • @cantaloupe4018
      @cantaloupe4018 6 лет назад +10

      But they sold the game before it was finished lol. Some of the content meant for the main game will come in 6 months or more.

    • @Ludwig1625
      @Ludwig1625 6 лет назад

      @@cantaloupe4018 Actually all that is coming tomorrow

    • @ssspankurtank1983
      @ssspankurtank1983 6 лет назад +1

      Mut4ntG4m3r yeah free dlc means it will be shittier and come out later, and some of it will even be shit they cut from the standard game to re-release for DLC so they can save $ by not having to create anything new.

    • @tacticalnoodles
      @tacticalnoodles 6 лет назад

      chily pebr better than having 0 DLC and possibly have to pay for it and have a player gap between players who have and don't have the dlc

  • @ross.metcalf
    @ross.metcalf 6 лет назад +7

    "Grenade!... in German!" lol nice.

  • @sergeantmajor_gross
    @sergeantmajor_gross 5 лет назад +3

    “There’s not a German industrial town here for hundread of miles here” hahahahaha

  • @countrybuck4
    @countrybuck4 6 лет назад +15

    "Grenade in german." "Oh bullocks!" "Bloody camper." Well done mates loved the video, it added more levity to my night

  • @maticsega3311
    @maticsega3311 6 лет назад +10

    Yes, im playing on ... low graphics...
    *gets Warthunder flashbacks*

  • @officerhughdowning1711
    @officerhughdowning1711 6 лет назад +26

    HURRAH OUR LORD IS BACK!

  • @GGPlex_
    @GGPlex_ 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Shotgun innit! :]”

  • @Sinnbad21
    @Sinnbad21 5 лет назад

    Most relatable thing was the medic getting closer and closer before turning away lol

  • @riderstrano783
    @riderstrano783 6 лет назад +7

    there was no carrier pigeon at the end, so I was forced to dispatch my like via this blasted computer

  • @imweb8555
    @imweb8555 6 лет назад +25

    Squire WHERE IS YOUR MUSTACHE?!

    • @___axg96___63
      @___axg96___63 6 лет назад

      He doesn't have one. Why do you think he died?

  • @verleptehenk
    @verleptehenk 6 лет назад +231

    Was hoping a woman in a camouflage bikini would show up.

  • @TudBoatTed
    @TudBoatTed 5 лет назад +7

    *Baldrick* "I have a cunning plan sir"

  • @ethanhatcher5533
    @ethanhatcher5533 5 лет назад +3

    The sheer joy when he says “shotgun innit”

  • @edboggo5488
    @edboggo5488 6 лет назад +7

    You sir are bloody brilliant. I'm a patron now, a pleasure to support you my dear sire.

  • @babufacio_____wczesniejvin2847
    @babufacio_____wczesniejvin2847 6 лет назад +37

    How British won the war - camping! ( Respect from Poland)

    • @liamleak1272
      @liamleak1272 6 лет назад +4

      I mean your not wrong we couldn't get off the island until our two sons came to help (as well as some Polish divisions)

    • @babufacio_____wczesniejvin2847
      @babufacio_____wczesniejvin2847 6 лет назад

      @@liamleak1272 IT was only joke

    • @Bibitybopitybacon
      @Bibitybopitybacon 6 лет назад +2

      @@liamleak1272 You're welcome mommy. Greetings from America land!

    • @cantingvenus2
      @cantingvenus2 6 лет назад +4

      And letting Polish people fight by themselves against Russians and Germans.

    • @chibani-
      @chibani- 6 лет назад +1

      @@cantingvenus2 and sacrificing frenchs(Dunkerke) and canadians(Dieppe).......
      cheers!

  • @steamengineshooray
    @steamengineshooray 6 лет назад +152

    -1945/10 The uniforms are not a fantasy mish mash of random webbing and incorrect kit.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +34

      Bill's got pilots goggles on. That's our attempt.

    • @steamengineshooray
      @steamengineshooray 6 лет назад +15

      -1940/10 Still not good enough for the steel helmet, American para uniform and boots combo with everyone looking like loose interpretation.
      But pilots goggles. Have a point. -1939/10.

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 6 лет назад +2

      @@SquireComedy grenade was too far away to kill him

  • @goose8003
    @goose8003 5 лет назад +11

    Squire HAS to make a video about the mosquito!!

  • @zombygaming8831
    @zombygaming8831 5 лет назад

    Every single sniper in BFV waits exactly 2 seconds after you see them to take the shot.

  • @stormzx9389
    @stormzx9389 6 лет назад +15

    *Laughs in trench warfare*

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 6 лет назад +7

    Funny enough, this is almost exactly what i pictured you looking like, Squire.

  • @mikehunt7977
    @mikehunt7977 6 лет назад +5

    If i seen 2 *grown up men* hiding behind some containers in the *PARK* i would not even run i would just give up on life...

  • @jessehumphrey8139
    @jessehumphrey8139 5 лет назад +1

    This video was the best thing I’ve seen on RUclips in two years. Great content lads

  • @M0taibi
    @M0taibi 5 лет назад

    The Broken Machine would be a great presentation of a medic that never revives. Great video

  • @stenduginski2306
    @stenduginski2306 6 лет назад +4

    Lol the way the rifle gets carried off by the wind when he throws it at the end

  • @mandernachluca3774
    @mandernachluca3774 6 лет назад +9

    Well, never heared a german saying "bloody camper" XD.

  • @littlejimmy8744
    @littlejimmy8744 6 лет назад +26

    I rather watch squire all day then watch a minute of BF5.

  • @ВоинАлександр
    @ВоинАлександр 3 года назад +2

    “Call in air support eh?”
    “We’re not American”

  • @taternater7495
    @taternater7495 2 года назад +1

    smh, you forgot the british soldier using a german stg44, a japanese katana, and an american m1911 in the middle of rotterdam, netherlands. now that’s bf5

  • @thesupertendent8973
    @thesupertendent8973 6 лет назад +20

    Yes
    Effective cardboard gun
    (What's funny is I can't tell if this is done poorly ironically or un-ironically)