Guess you never been to jail? That's what it's like looking in the "mirror" they put in the cell. It's a piece of semi-reflective stainless steel 😆 Not a mirror by any means. You could describe it as looking into some strong tin foil 🤣
Omfg I just woke up one of my kids. I started reading the comments the minute this started so I'm only like :47 into it and haven't heard this line yet but i don't even need to hear it to laugh--just reading that made me cackle😂
I've been binging your podcasts and appearances lately. Then I got food poisoning and was so delirious that I couldn't sleep. All night I could hear you babbling in my head. I'm talking about hours and hours of theo nonsense in my ears. Dude
I woke up earlier than I usually do, was hard for me to do, mornings are pure pain, but then I get that notify from theo, and my mood swings upwards ✌️ I got tix to see you later this month on my birthday weekend, something to look forward to, ganggang!
Getting that notification that a new hitter has dropped, never fails to make me a little happier instantly. Loving the energy going into the new year's Theo, appreciate you and the crew at tpw. Much love, gang gang.
Theo you’ve made my day countless of times, I’ve had a rough time growing up, communicating and fitting in, I had suicidal thoughts at a young age and EVER SINCE I SAW THE PODCAST YOU DID WITH JOE ROGAN I HAVE WATCHED AND LISTENED TO YOUR PODCAST EVERYDAY, FROM YOUR FIRST VIDEOS TONTHE MOST RECENT , YOU MAY NOT BE THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED , BUT YOU ENLIGHTEN MY DAY AND HELP ME GET THROUGH MY ISSUES, I HOPE TO MAKE IT TO ONE OF YOUR STANDUP SHOWS AND GIVE YOU THE SUPPORT YOU DESERVE, YOUR THE ONE OF THE BEST OUT THERE AND I APPRECIATE YOU ALOT! Gang gang
Dude... you are the funniest guy out there! So happy to have been able to see you live, with MEET AND GREET boiiii. You're the best Theo. Love the podcast, the jokes, the heart and seeing how humble of a man in person. You're awesome!
Hope you doing alright theo. In other recent vids you just haven't seemed your normal self. Keep your head up and always turn to help if you need it dude
I had the worst year of my flippin' life...Dark arts daily, straight Shit show! My best friend and my dog died, I've been crippled by depression, hopeless AF but I'm not done yet bruh, let's get it! ONWARD. #getthatgander #darkartsson #tpwfam
Tanner Alford I think he is growing the back until it’s long enough to donate to that place that makes wigs for kids with cancer; I think I heard him tell someone that.
Theo, thank you for going onward for the rest of us. You're a people pleaser Theo, and as you gained this popularity/spotlight, it starts to take more from you because you try to please us all. Take some time for yourself if you need it. A lot of people don't realize you're fighting a battle, others would not dare to enter. Love the King and the Sting and please keep doing the show. I think it gives the JRE a run for it's money. Gang Gang! Onward!
Spotted Lion's Mane on your shelf. Perhaps the best supplement you can take for cognitive regeneration! Learned about it on JRE but glad to see you display it too Theo! (From a fan with a brain tumor who is recovering thanks to the supplement).
"Next thing you know he's out there swallowing silverware, ya know, three or four piece sets. And doing good work." 1:15:40 I'm fuckin dead. Never change Theo.. never change. 😂😂😂
As far as quitting smoking, what helped me was counseling. I didn't realize that there was like, an emotional spark that would happen before my craving came on. It was the only thing that helped as I had cut down to just like a few cigarettes on the weekends. I went to counseling for a different issue but a positive side effect was that I was able to talk those cravings down. I'm not sure if you have tried that, I've been smoke free for over 2 years now.
I'm 32 and it's time to take inventory. Ain't got much but turns out I got a 20 yo black gf. Life is good. 2019 i put the bottle down, inhale only oxygen, and get my mojo back.
Haven't even gotten 5 minutes in and I'm smiling. I didn't realize how much I look forward to your visit. And there's that extra PLUS and that would be "SHINE"! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Happy New Year Theo! Congratulations on your New Year's show! What a perfect headliner for bringing in the new year....JUST PERFECT!
Ok now I'm 10 minutes in and crying. I didn't realize how scared I was until you mentioned the "C" word. About 15 prior to listening I made a follow up appointment for another mammogram due to getting a letter in the mail telling me I needed additional imaging. Then you had to mention Princess Di.....lordy Theo.
Hi Theo. The only thing that works for me for quitting smoking is doing sprints up hill. try it man i promise you it cleans our your lungs out, gets rid of craving and eventually you find the smell of smoke disgusting. I Hope that it helps but it really the best way to clean out your lungs and get rid of all the cravings. anyway love you bro hope you have a great 2019.
its great to see how massively funny you are with the shit you say but at the same time will be sincere and give a shit and try to help the callers when needed. Thanks Theo
Gang Gang!! Love you Mr. Theo! Happy new year 2019! This will be a wonderful year for you! Keep moving onwards & keep being YOU! You so brighten my day & the laughs, wow!! TY my brotha! #greyblockpizza #getthathitter #theovon #comedygold #ganggang #onwards #bishopgunn #shineyourlightonme
Theo, you killed it in Scottsdale! I personally appreciated you being apart of the hair world for a night, we all loved you and the way you made that night so special for us! Hanzo nation loud and proud!!! #hanzoshears #hanzowestmichigan
Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
bit.ly/theo-von
The one man I can count on to make me laugh no matter what’s happening around me. Thanks for all you do, Theo
My thoughts exactly
Yes, indeed!
Preach
you and me both.
100%
“If you don’t have a mirror get you some strong tin foil” lolol wtf
Guess you never been to jail? That's what it's like looking in the "mirror" they put in the cell. It's a piece of semi-reflective stainless steel 😆 Not a mirror by any means. You could describe it as looking into some strong tin foil 🤣
Omfg I just woke up one of my kids. I started reading the comments the minute this started so I'm only like :47 into it and haven't heard this line yet but i don't even need to hear it to laugh--just reading that made me cackle😂
I'll never get tired of hearing about Billie Conforte. RIP
That’s how I feel about embankments lol gang gang
Happy New Year bruh. Fuck finding gold this year, im trying to find myself again. Been a rough few years. Lets do this
Same, dude. I think it's time.
Get ya life together fellas you owe it to yourself and the Rat King
Same. Some gold would help, though. Had to sell mine, tough times.
Gang gang
Best of luck @Mr E
I love Theo Von because he paints a visual picture that NO ONE can touch... He is unique.
Theo is such a wordsmith!
I have this ritual where whenever I see Theo uploaded a new video, I just gotta make some chamomile tea to accompany it. A delightful pairing.
I've been binging your podcasts and appearances lately. Then I got food poisoning and was so delirious that I couldn't sleep. All night I could hear you babbling in my head. I'm talking about hours and hours of theo nonsense in my ears. Dude
That feverdream hit.
Best podcast out of all your peers. Rogan included
Back to Back Champ! Tha 🐀 👑 returns!
he bless. ♡
I woke up earlier than I usually do, was hard for me to do, mornings are pure pain, but then I get that notify from theo, and my mood swings upwards ✌️ I got tix to see you later this month on my birthday weekend, something to look forward to, ganggang!
I’m gonna name my first born embankment
Right on!!
Hahaha couldn’t agree more. Well put!!!
I support you. 🙏
That's that final hitter "the finale"
@@sk8alldayification hayden always hittin em with 'the finale' Hayden sounds like a really drunk ethnic man saying hittin so i guess thats right on
My heads wobbling today, need some Theo to get me back on track. Onward!
Ben Shaw don't we all need his Theo'ness! You speak the truth man! Gang gang
@@themelissaeileen He is a vital part of my life survival kit! Gang Gang Melissa, Gang Gang!
@Jonathan Soko I know what you are saying man!!! Absolutely!
Get that neck-thought hitter
@@stormcorrosion176 I be running on them neck thoughts indefinitely
I love a good story teller. Theo Von has it going on!
The dude is a genuine genius
Talking about lines
Theo "That Nutmeg Donkey" blowing out that first spicy dust of the new year! Onward....
First hitta of the year! onward.
Best part jamming out to the intro with you bruh #ganggang
Getting that notification that a new hitter has dropped, never fails to make me a little happier instantly. Loving the energy going into the new year's Theo, appreciate you and the crew at tpw. Much love, gang gang.
Hey man this video really helped me today, thanks for bringing the laughs. Onward.
Theo you’ve made my day countless of times, I’ve had a rough time growing up, communicating and fitting in, I had suicidal thoughts at a young age and EVER SINCE I SAW THE PODCAST YOU DID WITH JOE ROGAN I HAVE WATCHED AND LISTENED TO YOUR PODCAST EVERYDAY, FROM YOUR FIRST VIDEOS TONTHE MOST RECENT , YOU MAY NOT BE THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED , BUT YOU ENLIGHTEN MY DAY AND HELP ME GET THROUGH MY ISSUES, I HOPE TO MAKE IT TO ONE OF YOUR STANDUP SHOWS AND GIVE YOU THE SUPPORT YOU DESERVE, YOUR THE ONE OF THE BEST OUT THERE AND I APPRECIATE YOU ALOT! Gang gang
Happy New Year Theo..Thank you for all the much needed comic relief last year..wishing you all the Best this world can offer us simple folks
💋💋💋
best intro song there is tbh. it just makes me happy
I swear when I feel sad I turn on your podcast, it helps
I love how these are posted Monday morning, listening to Theo makes for such a good start to the week.
I'm glad I found this gentleman, for a great new 2019. Bless you man!
I freakin' love this podcast.
The only reason you have a neck is to put your brain up a little bit. -Theocius Von Maximus
Onward
Cheryl R Leigh 😩
Gang gang!
You ever read a title and think..alright I’ll hear ‘em out
“Oh here’s uhhh a tributary.” “I don’t give a fuck! Where’s Lil’ Terry? That’s always slingin’ them 8 balls, ya feel me?”
“I want to be of service. I want to be the best use of myself”.
Wow. I’ll take this and do my best to live that.
Dude... you are the funniest guy out there! So happy to have been able to see you live, with MEET AND GREET boiiii. You're the best Theo. Love the podcast, the jokes, the heart and seeing how humble of a man in person. You're awesome!
Cant wait to see you in Houston Texas Theo! I got that hitter for Saturday night at the Improv!
G'day from Australia
Ganggang bruh! Coming with that hittah from down under!!!.
g'day from florida bro cheers
Oy bruv g day from killadelphia
Hope you doing alright theo. In other recent vids you just haven't seemed your normal self. Keep your head up and always turn to help if you need it dude
Theiwillsee probably guilt from rigging the guest if the year vote on tfatk
Joe Green another butthurt person, he ways funnier than Chris d’elia
The SherminatoRR ............ Kay
Not sorber for ever
Joe Green exact response someone makes when they can’t backup a statement
You are my only hope for staying sober today thank you Theo
You are one of the reasons I want to start a podcast 2019
Yo sup man. Funny seeing you here
So did you start the podcast?
@@OK-tp5fk yes
theo von truly makes life special for millions of ppl. he doesn't harm or hurt anyone, nor does he want anything in return. bless this man
I had the worst year of my flippin' life...Dark arts daily, straight Shit show! My best friend and my dog died, I've been crippled by depression, hopeless AF but I'm not done yet bruh, let's get it! ONWARD. #getthatgander #darkartsson #tpwfam
i hope all is well and things are looking up. there are people who don't even know u personally that truly genuinely care, like me.
Best episode yet. Theo on fire, like gasoline on a hot-tub🔥
Just recently discovered Theo Von from some of his earlier stand up. Safe to say I followed the rabbit hole. Happy Yanuary yall.
Looking like a little bit of that party in the back trying to make its way to the sides 😂
Tanner Alford I think he is growing the back until it’s long enough to donate to that place that makes wigs for kids with cancer; I think I heard him tell someone that.
Theo rockin that every length cut
Happy new ears to you too Theo !!! Gang Gang !!!
Theo must have been born about 9 months after the filming of *Earnest Goes To The Bayou*
Theo, thank you for going onward for the rest of us. You're a people pleaser Theo, and as you gained this popularity/spotlight, it starts to take more from you because you try to please us all. Take some time for yourself if you need it. A lot of people don't realize you're fighting a battle, others would not dare to enter. Love the King and the Sting and please keep doing the show. I think it gives the JRE a run for it's money.
Gang Gang! Onward!
Spotted Lion's Mane on your shelf. Perhaps the best supplement you can take for cognitive regeneration! Learned about it on JRE but glad to see you display it too Theo! (From a fan with a brain tumor who is recovering thanks to the supplement).
Watching this high is ridiculous, dude your mind is crazy and I love it
Theo's vocab is out of this world!
I am alone, so I dont really laugh, I just sit here and sort of appreciate something funny.
Hey I like the set up my dude
HAPPY HANUARY
CUHHHH MAOWWWWWWWWN
Watch Theo use his hand to help explain things @ 1:21:03
Kind Regards,
Braille
"Next thing you know he's out there swallowing silverware, ya know, three or four piece sets. And doing good work." 1:15:40
I'm fuckin dead. Never change Theo.. never change. 😂😂😂
VERY good episode. One of the best yet. Really made my day. Good looking out.
Happy New Year Theo!
Bring that hitta to Addison Improv on the 26th!
Wanna hear some more hometown Louisiana stories
As far as quitting smoking, what helped me was counseling. I didn't realize that there was like, an emotional spark that would happen before my craving came on. It was the only thing that helped as I had cut down to just like a few cigarettes on the weekends. I went to counseling for a different issue but a positive side effect was that I was able to talk those cravings down. I'm not sure if you have tried that, I've been smoke free for over 2 years now.
The best thing about Theo’s podcasts is that he always over simplifies everything
My man said your neck is a vase for your brain and eyeballs lol 😂
That flavor saver coming in thick boy
Mugsy get that hitter! Ganggang
theo and bobby are my sobriety role models. happy new year to all the gang gang gang
I'm 32 and it's time to take inventory. Ain't got much but turns out I got a 20 yo black gf. Life is good. 2019 i put the bottle down, inhale only oxygen, and get my mojo back.
great to hear
Ain't no body finding gold but keep the good vibes nutmeg donkey 🤘
Love the bisping picture !
Haven't even gotten 5 minutes in and I'm smiling. I didn't realize how much I look forward to your visit. And there's that extra PLUS and that would be "SHINE"!
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Happy New Year Theo!
Congratulations on your New Year's show! What a perfect headliner for bringing in the new year....JUST PERFECT!
Ok now I'm 10 minutes in and crying. I didn't realize how scared I was until you mentioned the "C" word.
About 15 prior to listening I made a follow up appointment for another mammogram due to getting a letter in the mail telling me I needed additional imaging.
Then you had to mention Princess Di.....lordy Theo.
Wow Theo, this is my new favourite podcast, you are hilarious. Thanks for the vibes and what you do.
Starting my new school quarter off right! You’re helping me through college, gang gang
Holy shit 126 episodes congrats! Keep doing what only you can do baby boy!
Hi Theo. The only thing that works for me for quitting smoking is doing sprints up hill.
try it man i promise you it cleans our your lungs out, gets rid of craving and eventually you find the smell of smoke disgusting. I Hope that it helps but it really the best way to clean out your lungs and get rid of all the cravings. anyway love you bro hope you have a great 2019.
its great to see how massively funny you are with the shit you say but at the same time will be sincere and give a shit and try to help the callers when needed. Thanks Theo
Please don't relapse on cocaine man. We need you sober.
lemme tell you something man, you have the best adlibs in the game... you don't need guests, ever... xo
I dont pet a cat at sunrise, im not that kinda guy - hahahaha
The greatest story teller of all time.
Its that Nutmeg Donkey, Baby! Three minutes into this thing and I already feel lighter in the shoulders. Love you, Theo!
My girlfriend and I just got tickets to see you in Phoenix- we can’t wait for the show, Rat King. Gang, gang!!!
Theo. You are the funniest person, your descriptions are a1! Keep it up!
THEO VON TASK FORCE. PROTECT THEO AT ALL COSTS. that dread locked flamingo bb
Gang Gang!! Love you Mr. Theo! Happy new year 2019! This will be a wonderful year for you! Keep moving onwards & keep being YOU! You so brighten my day & the laughs, wow!! TY my brotha! #greyblockpizza #getthathitter #theovon #comedygold #ganggang #onwards #bishopgunn #shineyourlightonme
No other comedian makes me laugh this much ❤️🍀
"It's called taking a break."😂 I was dying
that same new year as before, that hits almost too close to home 😅 gotta keep it fresh, stay progressing brother
Such a funny one to start the year right...gang gang Theo.
I didn't know what princess Diana was; I thought it was a beanie baby or a nice dessert
this is your funniest podcast keep it up bruh
1:08:40 to 1:13:00 is (Pissing your pants) LEGENDARY VON
2019 Headliner Boi!
Sincerely,
Stevie Ray
Theo, you killed it in Scottsdale! I personally appreciated you being apart of the hair world for a night, we all loved you and the way you made that night so special for us! Hanzo nation loud and proud!!! #hanzoshears #hanzowestmichigan
I'm obsessed with theo. He is one of my most favorite mutants ever. Fun 2 watch when stoned 😄
You think January is boring, out here in Korea it's called 'one-month' bruh... That's a real cuuuh maaawwwn for ya
Grey block must not have brought the cash in 2019!
Or Ridge wallet? Skillshare must be bringing in that bank Gang Gang
LMAOOOOO
D'elia copies your mannerisms in his latest Podcast. You can't unsee. Also, D'elia copies Bill Burr's mannerisms aswell.
This whole podcast had me Rollin 😂😂.
my #1 goal this year is to see Theo !
Happy New Year from Manchester England!
January in spanish is Enero
Not today
Scorpio1988 not this past weekend
Seriously. Gringo living in Colombia and embarrassed to be an American in another country when I hear this.
@@matthewmoses6951 how's Colombia im planning om goin in a few months
Wulfz lair pretty sweet I live in Bogotá can't say anything bad about it
Incredible episode, Theo. Had me rollin.
The doing whip its in the back and eating handfulls of banana pudding got me so hard.. I can totally relate to that LMAO