Beast Infection | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024
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Theo has the only podcast ads I DON’T skip. He adds a little flavor to them and doesn’t just read them off like other people.
Him and Brendan's are hilarious but there's wayyyy too many
Tim Dillon is very funny with his ads. Like totally outrageous.
@@tylito4764 Yeah, I guess I kinda was lumping KATS into what Theo is doing with podcasts. They have some funny stuff too "mainly Theo" but you're right. They have a crazy amount of ads. It's almost like they both want to get paid around the amount they would normally get for a solo podcast so they just do double ads instead of doing a normal amount and splitting the money.
@@RoyKoopaling Tim Dillon? Hmm, I don't think I know who that is but the name sounds familiar. Maybe Theo or Rogan had him on as a guest? I'll have to check him out. You're a fan of Theo's humor and podcast, so I'm sure Tim must be good for you to be putting him in the conversation. I'll definitely look into it
closinginonclosure yeah, yeah. Actually, both Theo and Joe have had him on. But he’s best on his own podcast. He’s the guy Theo had on on his Logan Paul podcast, that’s how I discovered him.
"Sorry sir our ice cream machine isn't working right now..."
Theo - "TURN IT ON."
james B lmao
Grimace the Menace, Ronald the Donald.
Theo talking to himself and riffing is funnier that half the specials right now
Agreed if he gets that magic on stage...Bruh....Comowwn
Half..? Please link me to *one* , that's *as* funny.. And I'm not even being confrontational - sounds like you know where they're keeping them good-good specials at; my connect is ddddry. Break some off for the rest of us..
@@kasiecastleberry lol
0kind93 on twitter,
@@placeholder5594 foh foo
I knew Theo in high school. Sat about 3 rows behind him in math and everyone loved him.
Did he tape his legs for math tests?
R/thathappened
@@PD-ek3cu Sup bros I'm Theo's barber
The dark arts produced this comment
The ghost of Billy Conforto??
Gang bruh lay off then pills
Some people come to your videos for the humor... and it helps. The way your brain operates is unparalleled. However on days like today it’s those raw heart to heart moments when I see somebody else who’s struggling with their demons giving some words of wisdom and hope to other people who may be struggling and inadvertently speaking to himself. It’s been an unnecessarily difficult month so far and without getting into detail I just wanted to say thank you. You probably don’t even read these but on the off chance that you do - I see your heart, I feel your mind and your words help immensely - albeit funny or straight up.
Happy holidays to you if we don’t see you next week.
Gang gang.
Sup Kayla... same.
That's wonderful, I'm sure there are others that Theo helps get through the day. Carry on even. ✌️🙂
When he said it's been a rough year but then didn't wanna talk about it...I felt that
You ever been to a state mental facility?
“Marnin, and that’s a name you gotta use before noon.” Theo the best
Let’s have a Monday y’all. Gang ✌️
Be good to yourselves, you deserve it. Gang
Ayy not alone
gang gang fam
God bless u all
Gang
hahahaha
theo: “who’s listening out there?”
every amanda listening: mee
theo: i know amanda is
OHHSHIT
James Bacon gang gang
@James Bacon i think oink oink would of been more fitting bruh
RIP BILLY CONFORTO
"you know it's that time of year when a reindeer might just fly past your house, lookin' for a hot gram"
"The Lord gave you 5, you gotta earn a 3"
That killed me xD
"I'm doing social studies and tryin' to get a B" - true story
I loved that Bobby reached out to you for his 1st podcast since being home...he must really look to you as a brother...you've shared the struggles of Iiving in LA, and being in recovery yourself. Hope you were able to talk more privately off camera. There's a lot of us praying for you guys, to keep fighting. Your podcasts help so many....I pray that you guys also have outlets for yourselves. Much love
“It gets weird when you have a damn sub-contractor as a third base coach” - Theo Von 🤣🤣
Theo closes his eyes when he doesn’t know what he’s talking about
Nah hes getting it dark so the arts flow freely
It's called inventing Comedy.
He does this when he is getting deep into his feelings and trying to remember how something felt in that moment or he's pausing to take a moment to see how it's feeling in the present moment. #ganggang
The Slept King y'all
Ok Barbie Lee
I wonder if any of Theos childhood friends listen to this and just thing “wtf is this dude talking about?” 🤣
Not billy conforto RIP.
You’d be surprised on how many stories he tells that are true though.
Hey
kinnyg27 WOULD WE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH?!
I think theyre true theyre just exaggerated and given new names
I miss Theo already a week in advance
Poppy Wolf same :( I can’t wait till
Thursday
Wednesday king and the sting
Poppy Wolf he said he’ll most likely be taking next week off to relax so you better pop a couple of them Zoloft hitters to get you thru the next two weeks. Praise god.
@@diehardoutdoors yeah but Brendan Schaub so its rough
“SINKHOLE FLAREUP” 😂💀
"We are living through time"
The things Theo say are borderline genious or borderline challanged, either way i love him, he's like a fluffy summer cloud.
Gang gang scrotsnatchers
Is it just me or does anyone else think he has the voice of a southern Baptist pastor?
He’s definitely from the Bible Belt
@@johnnyellis5324 the dead animal belt
Cerebral Spielberg 🧠🎥
Theo is so awesome....he just tells stories and describes things in unique ways to display his comedy, instead of basic one liners and setup jokes.
Theo, you deserve a lot more attention and love than we give you. Thank you for doing this.
That Grey Block sponsor hitter coming back strong. 1811 Pico Blvd on the way to the beach in Los Angeles. Gang bruh.
Protect Theo von at all fucking costs
"I need my blood up top"
that's how he got that bottom hitter
19th of an ounce. "I love small amounts"
Lol did he ask if prisoners tried to smuggle in whistles to prison hahahah
Bruh that Raising Cane’s toast ain’t no joke.
It's legendary bruhhhh.. it's the same bread that Jesus gave to the masses. That Christ hitta
I need my Monday hitter. Life been rough lately. But when isn't it. Thanks for the upload Theo 🙏🤙🏻
Dang boy, Theo is flowing genius humor on this episode. I can barely type brah.
"You don't want to piss loudly in a baby's crib" words of wisdom from the rat king
I hate when people call Theo and try to emulate him and do almost a 'bit' in his style... Bro you ain't gonna out-Theo Theo
metatronatra group think
Susana Sunshine he has a distinct style and delivery that make it infectious but I think he's the only one who can really do it- I'm sure it's flattering on one hand but probably also a bit annoying when you have such a unique voice
I think it's pretty normal bud, nobody is trying to do that it's just kinda a thing YA FEEL ME BOIIHH? Gang.
Joe Hopp sometimes it just happens but I've heard people straight up try to jack my boi swagger hoping to get that Pat on the back from the rodent royalty hissef
@@metatronatra I feel that I guess there is a difference between references and trying to take his style and use it! Have a good week mang
A sinkhole flairup or gravity issues...I swear Theo knows exactly what will make me piss myself laughing.
"Been around some seedy men...
'hello?'
" HEY Amanda this is Theo."
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
That was so funny 😂
Theo finds the most secret hitta songs i can dig it he needs to share his playlist or top songs
Even though this wasn’t a classic episode of lmao one liners, you can tell Theo’s stress level has lowered a bit and enjoy himself more this time around. Gang Gang Bruh!
One day, Theo will be able to "gradient" that song out the begining.
Damn it son. I love This Past Weekend, on gang, on mafia, on them five families you know.
9:00
Every turn the story takes is perspective utterly unique to theo von. Nobody could have guessed where he was going with it at any point
It's the best when Theo starts speaking Spanish but pronounces things wrong or makes up a new word ha. And I thought beast infection is what he got from Brendan touching him so much.
That mcdonalds rant was great LMAO
Wanted to go back to bed but Theo got me motivated
Why did I not believe the Corrections Facility Admin lady when Theo asked if she's ever "engaged" with an inmate ?
O Howard she gives em the ol reach round jerggins, ok 👌🏼
Gang bruh!
"Oysters doing conjugal visits" ffs this guy :D
I love that no matter how many people tell Theo it's a bad idea to invest in the Sinaloan zoo, yet he still wants to do it, that's love. I fully support you Theo. Like I said before you are welcome at any Quinceañera and Mexican cookout. Viva El Rey Raton! 🇲🇽
My hometown was so small that our soccer fields had briar patches all over them. If you tried to slide tackle or steal the ball, you came up with thorns in your hide.
39:48 ” a kid could do a backflip off a Wendys” I WAS DEAD
love you man 😂😂 gang
8:53am I love my life and I'm here for this hitter 🤪
I love how he just wanders into sentences
Always puts me in a good ass mood straight out the gate.
Theo's podcast reminds me of the late 80s movie "Pump up the volume" with Christian Slater accept he's not in highschool hiding from the content police.
I've used this same comparison before. Happy Harry Hard-On.
Talk Hard
One of my favorite episodes to date! ❤
Theo got fired up about the McD's ice cream issue. Gotta be honest I got little pissed 😆
Theo; CONGRATS ON THE ALMOST HALF A MILLION SUBS!!!!
Every show is funnier than most stand up specials
Lord gives ya 5, you gotta earn a 3..lmao
Motivate my Monday theo.
Don’t put pressure on the Rat King he’s just out there daydreamin’
@@davidec.4021Theo "Motivate my Monday" Von
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I'd motor boat your muffler.
Not everybody in Jail is a criminal little Theo
Monday mornin gang gang
Thick Gang bruh
Theo lookin like he’s back on that test200.
Rip billy conforto
I laughed so hard at "cupped snack" for no reason!!
Every day I wonder how fun Theo was on that white powder and them vests
I have almost the same baseball story. My dad signed me up for little league when I was about eight. On the first day of practice, they put me out in center field. I stood there and stood there and stood there. Finally, I sat down, picked some long grass, and started chewing on it. The coach flipped out. I asked why I had to stand there and do nothing. If someone hit the ball out there, I would stand up and get it. He was not happy.
I think Theo and I are on similar wavelengths. 😀
Theo called a taint an isthmus... I'm officially legally deceased
You guys should make a video of everything in that glossary.
Theo get into the Grateful Dead we’ve been waiting for you
Theo "you don't want to piss loudly into a baby's crib" Von
The fact that Theo is always getting older makes me sad
Ludwig VanBoch be happy. We all gotta remind ourselves It’s a blessing
Love the shirt Theo
The story of the heavy girl with "Basketball kneecaps" just Iverson crossover shaking you at the dance was funniest shit I ever heard... GANG SHIT
Theo!! U are a king !!
Theo looks like Johnny Bravo's side piece..
Or illegitimate son
Woooeeee pretty mama
"You don't wanna piss loudly into a baby's crib." - Papa Bless Theo
Theo got that mullet cleaned up, it looks dope
Theo your the light in the darkness brother.
Let's have some fun while we all die.
I'm listening, and it's my birthday today. Gang gang!
Happy birthday gang!
Happy Birthday, dude! 🎁🎉🎈
Happy bday
I've come to the conclusion that Theo's hometown has the weirdest names in history!
I lived in Covington, and actually the whole state of Louisiana is actually that fucked up. 😆 It's a different breed in Louisiana.. they put that hot sauce in baby milk bottles. They throwed for the rest of their life. 🤷🏻♀️
"Lil Compact Disc was our best soccer goalie in my school, he was music on that field"
thanks for the laughs Theo! Love u man, hope to see ya Next week. If not, have a rockin' and tight Thanksgiving! lol
"you don't wanna piss loudly into a baby's crib"
Ain't that the truth
Broken rib. Outta work. No more rolling for awhile but still got my guy Theo
Greyblock, get that hitter!
Carrie from Louisiana is listening!
I’m really going through it man, this helps. Gang
Theo's right. As they say: "Time Marches On". Gang
I bet theo lives in a studio apt above grey block pizza.
Theo here rotating one of the 5 shirts he owns. Onwards.
Canes had the best chicken... you gotta open the box when your transporting the fingers!!! The steam will fuck them up!!! Open them while driving... the sandwich has 3x the crunch and the chicken is beautiful
Gang.
That out of focus camera 2 makin' think I got cataracts. Gangggg.
Theo would like Highly Suspect
Everyone would ;)
Time makes you feel 'loose'... but gotta keep that b-hole tight, Theo
That T-A-I-N-T.. hahaha
pets for your mouth lmao
Cried
just sayin Theo, that the weekend is technically Friday - Sunday... So if you did a podcast every Thursday as well, you could have 2 podcasts- "this past weekend" & "this past week" (for monday - thursday). I'd listen to both, every week
Love ya, Theo. Love your work.
How about a Theo Von & Donnie Baker episode? I think that would be amazing
Is it just me or does that wood the past weekend sign behind him getting a little warped
I'm glad you've been feeling well, Theo. I'll miss you but it's great to take time off. #selfcare
How I got my first black eye .. daydreamin while playing a little league game hahaha that's hilarious he said that lol
Theo could you please post that list of your hometown friends, I would love to read that
get them dj classes at skill share dawg