Watching these videos unironically feels like being the audience to a new epic poem. Your wordplay is legendary, always flowing like water and as precious as satin.
I am truly disturbed at how long Munis got away with that.... How did nobody in is court or a relative of those he kidnaped not kill him? Also, if only you could play as the leader of holy order. A bunch of balless battle monks might have been more effective in combat.
They tried! But with high intrigue, bodyguards and max dread none inside the realm and few outside of it attempted. Mostly from Carpathia, funnily enough.
Man, i hope they add munis as an adventurer some day (or as an historical character at least). I even sugested that in some of the dev diaries. The adventurer ability to adopt scream for a character like Munis.
This is some of the most F'd up stuff and it was a fantastic pleasure! I was crying with laughter from start to finish and that must make this my favourite video you have produced to date! Seriously, thank you for the laughs and sterling content AlzaboHD
Good question! Fear and dread. Munis was sitting at maximum dread the entire campaign. There were still murder schemes of course, but they were normally outside the realm (eg counts in Carpathia). I wanted to include these in the video but it was already my longest (?) to date!
You know, there was actually a sect of sorts running around Moscow in the XVII century who did just this: they were notorious for ambushing passerbys at night and castrating them.
Brilliant. Laughed the entire way through. An interesting challenge is to bring a nobody adventurer from southern west africa to spread his culture and religion in central Europe.
The impact this man would have had on this timeline is baffling - a warlord leading a distinctively dressed eunuch army just comes and conquers Sardinia to use as a forward base for castrating the crowned heads of Europe because of some ill-defined mission from a God most Europeans abandoned. Historians left scratching their heads, parents using him to scare their children straight, poets all over singing the ballad of the Phrygian Eunuch (in soprano of course)
Not once! I had a high intrigue spymaster the entire time and capped dread, so no one dared to do it in my court (because I would execute them). Counts outside the realm did try several times, mostly from Carpathia, but my bodyguards and high intrigue prevented their success.
Well, you can try to destroy all other dynasties by castration of everyone except your dynasty. Or even play as a woman, to secure the purity of dynasty.
@@trygveplaustrum4634 Austrian feller, lost it in the war. He's been talking crazy since failing to get into art school, but he's a nice fem boy now and turned away from the alt right.
Create your own homeless Eunuch today! play.crusaderkings.com/Alzabo. This video is sponsored by Paradox Interactive.
Real cunning requires empty nether regions
Adventures await for no manhoodless man
Carpathia B plot just happening in the background the entire time goes crazy
Right that is almost more interesting and I wish we could have had a video following that lol
-‘Screw you, man we’re gonna mutiny!‘
-‘No balls’
-shits himself
Protip: if you enable subtitles you can see the exact number of each castration as it happens. The more you know!
E meu maior desejo é ser castrado queria achar há castração pra mim ser castrado
Genuinely the most deranged video yet, although the ck2 horse empire and your og playthrough of mu’nis are runner ups
Paradox: "We want to sponsor you for our new DLC"
Alzabo: "Excellent. I can't wait to castrate all my followers"
Paradox: "What?"
Alzabo: "What?"
“Behold! I am the chainsaw to your family trees!” -Munis
If there is a new nightmare in CK3, AlzaboHD will find it.
@@kittydaddy2023 This must be how pets felt when bob barker shows up
the way that one dude at the start is swinging his mace with a smile makes me think he's the designated eunuch "dismarmer"
Watching these videos unironically feels like being the audience to a new epic poem. Your wordplay is legendary, always flowing like water and as precious as satin.
This is what Alzabo responded with when someone says “no balls”
Should I be worried?? 👀 2:15
I immediately was worried for you.
Empire of no dongs
No dong, no problem
Empire of no balls.
Nodongian Empire
Fallen dongs
Crusader Dongless
I am truly disturbed at how long Munis got away with that.... How did nobody in is court or a relative of those he kidnaped not kill him? Also, if only you could play as the leader of holy order. A bunch of balless battle monks might have been more effective in combat.
literally the unsullied
They tried! But with high intrigue, bodyguards and max dread none inside the realm and few outside of it attempted. Mostly from Carpathia, funnily enough.
@@AlzaboHD I wonder if their odds were so low they COULDN'T or they DIDN'T?
@@AlzaboHDdesejo muito ser castrado pra virar eunuco
I quite appreciate the brief break in character at 16:31 as Alzabo couldn’t quite control his laughter!
Man, i hope they add munis as an adventurer some day (or as an historical character at least). I even sugested that in some of the dev diaries. The adventurer ability to adopt scream for a character like Munis.
Our eunuch seems to have a lot of money issues....then again his purse is empty
This honestly might be Alzabo's funniest video
That Bishop stud knew he was living on the edge.
this place is nuts!
That would have been a wild thing to read about in history books.
The dedications to putting so many alliterations and other wordplay into this video really took some balls
This is some of the most F'd up stuff and it was a fantastic pleasure! I was crying with laughter from start to finish and that must make this my favourite video you have produced to date! Seriously, thank you for the laughs and sterling content AlzaboHD
Close enough, Welcome back Torgo Nudho and the Unsullied
The one eyed mercenary leader leading an army with no nation... sounds familiar...
the man who deballed the world
"I was always a Eunuch, Kaz."
my arm... my leg... even my balls... it's like they're all still there...
@@kohlicoide2258Q bom! Eu desejo tanto mim submeter há castração pra virar eunuco
LOL your subtitles are so awesome. I love so much when RUclips videos have good subtitles and even more when they have amazing subtitles
this is the best ck3 video I've ever watched
16:31 I wasn't expecting the minecraft villager hurt sound now i'm just dying from laughter
*His favorite weapon is a pair of bricks.*
*Guess why.*
why
Bricks are bad for your teeth
@@AlzaboHDWell, of course, his father was a mason. Certainly. No other reason!
@@AlzaboHD he's french and rioting is in his blood
How did your entire camp not murder you at any point lmao
Good question!
Fear and dread. Munis was sitting at maximum dread the entire campaign. There were still murder schemes of course, but they were normally outside the realm (eg counts in Carpathia).
I wanted to include these in the video but it was already my longest (?) to date!
Nobody had the balls
Welcome Back!
I like how your boat just goes through the whole south of italy
A masterpiece in storytelling, all the aliterations were killing me. Great content!
This isn't gameplay, this is art
The goat has returned
You know, there was actually a sect of sorts running around Moscow in the XVII century who did just this: they were notorious for ambushing passerbys at night and castrating them.
Alzabo I haven’t watch your content for 1 year now due to life being busy but man your voice shock me ;-; total new
2:15 snap strategy easter egg 🎉
Absolutely terrifying campaign
Oh geez, the title in that thumbnail. We're in for something... *special.*
THE HUMAN MALE DEATH SOUND FROM WOW AT 3:50 SENT ME OMG
I lost it when Mu'nis tossed the sack in his hand
What a coincidence! So did his vassals!
Not the landless Mu’nis run we expected, but absolutely the one we needed
Your videos are always amazing
Bro made Wei Zhongxian
How do these not get more views
"blind him for good measure" killed me
I love these crazy CK3 videos. Where you make your own rules for how to play and then just go ham with it.
Εὔχομαι σε ὑγιαίνειν, great video as always
Varys and his Unsullied Legions of this cruel loveless world
Loved this so much, paused the video to actually go buy the dlc
Castrantinople I can't🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG this guy has a macro when he lands and he says “hello all I am here” and uh…
Ring back vent harassment
35:22 "Your lineage has come to an end" I think it was ended a long time ago tho 💀
its always a Munis
This is poetry. The Epic of Castramesh.
I do wonder how long you had this idea on the chopping block. It sure took some balls to go through with this nation
Brilliant. Laughed the entire way through. An interesting challenge is to bring a nobody adventurer from southern west africa to spread his culture and religion in central Europe.
This may be your greatest work.
im impressed by the amount of rhyming puns in this one, well done!
House bolton gameplay
This feels like a Greek tragedy honestly
I don't know how you come up with a half hour of rhymes for this. How many synonyms for ball removal.are there?
The impact this man would have had on this timeline is baffling - a warlord leading a distinctively dressed eunuch army just comes and conquers Sardinia to use as a forward base for castrating the crowned heads of Europe because of some ill-defined mission from a God most Europeans abandoned.
Historians left scratching their heads, parents using him to scare their children straight, poets all over singing the ballad of the Phrygian Eunuch (in soprano of course)
honest question: how many times did you get murdered in the production of this video from all the enemies you've made? 😅
Not once!
I had a high intrigue spymaster the entire time and capped dread, so no one dared to do it in my court (because I would execute them).
Counts outside the realm did try several times, mostly from Carpathia, but my bodyguards and high intrigue prevented their success.
Thank you im going to try this with my family tomorrow ❤
"Nuts!"
Should’ve been Chinese. The bureaucrats take power.
Is this what Davos meant when he talked to Greyworm in season 8?
Really funny, I watched the whole damn video. Good stuff!
Can we get a blind empire play through next?
YES. Thank you.
If you could create more scenarios within the Thunderdome, I’d really love it.
31:02 That was just too far. I feel for the man.
Boss is a reel ball buster
KRAKOW POWER IS NEXT!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
What a crazy campaign.
So underrated!
Well, you can try to destroy all other dynasties by castration of everyone except your dynasty.
Or even play as a woman, to secure the purity of dynasty.
Thats a lot of meatballs.
The king is back
This is less nuts than I thought it would be.
0/2
Un'ball'eviably lmao
Be ironic if the Nikarete that owns the inn is also one of Munis' former followers.
Alzabo really said 'f it, we (de-)ball'
oh my god the king is back
A true Wordsmith!
Nocockia had no sea men but tons eunuchs
The they/them-archy
All roads leads to Rome.... But we'll take the ferry. 🤣
Snip Strategy😂 is that a Snap Strategy reference??
Honestly I think they need to dial way back how much the nobles castrate their sons.
I love this guy
Orchiectomied 12 people to this video. 23 balls.
…Which fellow has only one ball?
@@trygveplaustrum4634 Austrian feller, lost it in the war. He's been talking crazy since failing to get into art school, but he's a nice fem boy now and turned away from the alt right.
It only took 5 minutes of the video for me to start fearing for my non-existent nuts, good job!
By Azura... lol How do you even come up with this stuff?
Castrantinople lives!
An Empire of no Balls
this was deranged, i loved it!
any guide how to create sultanate of rum