Never kick the chicken!
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- Never kick a chicken in MMO games #skyrim #zelda
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One thing that could make this even better:
After the player is dead, one npc looks at the corpse and say: Oh my god, what happened?
Yunpei Yang “aHh A dEaD bOdY!”
"Glad that's over with" "I'm not him thankfully"
Body still warm. Looks like there's a murderer about.
" Who could have done this?!"
NPC : “nothing to see here”
"Hey people I assassinated the emperor!"
"What a waste."
"Hey people I killed a chicken!"
"NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE!!!"
You have chosen your death.
we all did that , huh...
that damn chicken ...
@@houjisaifeddine5524 You should see me playing WoW... I would find giant groups of chickens and use Thunderclap, the death squawks stacked and I thought it was the funniest thing ever.
CS:GO u get awarded for killin a chicken
Did you mean for that to be a Skyrim quote??
I love how Baelin is the one leading the charge, it just contrasts so perfectly with his usual happy-go-lucky nature...
After the movie, it all makes perfect sense.
Morning 🌄 nice day for a mobbing ain't it? Huh hua
He's the strongest NPC in the entire game... *and he wields a fishing pole...*
He probably relates to the chicken. Folks mistake him for an easy target too.
I love how gaming taught us 3 things:
- Always try to pet the dogs / cats
- Always try to hit random stuff
- NEVER hit the chicken
Don't forget
- Always jump off of the tallest thing
Execpt in Fable, where you have game called "Chicken Kicking" where you win prizes based on how long the chicken flies after you kick it :D
@@ehta2413 There's an area in one of the towns where there is a dock to the ocean and a chicken. I was curious, and when I kicked the chicken into the ocean, my game crashed. And this happens every time I kicked that chicken into that water. I don't think the game wants me to kick that chicken.
Grab every item you see - unless it's explicitly flagged as someones property, it doesn't count as stealing.
- Always walk on fire to check if it gives you damage and jump off tall places to see if there's fall damage
Seeing the normally kind and peaceful Baelin running towards somebody with the clear intent to kill is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen 😂
And after the adventurer died he became normal again like nothing happened😂
@@beaversigmaMornin' nice day for fishing, ain't it? Huh ha
The crowd hitting the player would've been even more hilarious if the framerate dropped to 5.
Damn good idea ..... next time ;)
@@VivaLaDirtLeague when i saw the dmg they deal to him i was kinda excpeting him to onesoot the crowd
@@VivaLaDirtLeague song name when they charging?
What game is this
Turn the speed down...and it’s still to fast
I lol'ed so hard when jolly, peaceful fisherman NPC was leading the charge with the most outraged expression. x'D
The twisted expression of fury on Baelin's face has been the last sight of many an adventurer.
Nice day for an ass kicking aint it huh huh
"Mornin´! Nice day for BEATING YOU TO A PULP, ain´t it? Heh Hah!
All that pent up anger.
@@Angrygreentea Those people that placed the bucket in front of him, definitely went through his mind again.
The adventurer kicking the bucket was forshadowing for him actually kicking the bucket (dying)
I see what u did there KFC joke funny
Then it's a pity he didn't also buy a farm.
Omg!
I feel like, as an NPC himself, Greg should've been programmed to equip a weapon and attack the PC also
There's always that one that Glitches and just stands there
I like how he’s just confused, like “why did the entire tribe-state area join in?”
He's self aware so he didn't attack player
Greg is the chosen one. He is like Neo from the Matrix.
He's beginning to believe.
I swear to god, this is exactly what happened to me when I have entered Riverwood for the first time. I thought "Oh, a chicken ...maybe I can cook something with it" As soon as I killed it, the entire village wanted my head on a spike. I had no idea what to do ...so I deleted that character and made a new one.
Hahaha the delete of shame
I tricked a friend into kicking that chicken on her first playthrough of skyrim. She hadnt saved and had to start the game over from the cart screen.
Yeaaaaah... she stopped taking advice from me after that!
Same except I used a save
I did the same.. I'd come straight from a Play through of Fable 3(?) .. I did have a save thankfully..
I saved and attacked it. I was actively curious if they made a Zelda reference. I was not disappointed.
Legit happened to me on Skyrim a few hours ago. Accidentally stole some cheese in Solitude...
Lol. I love when you try to talk to a person but take a cup. Goes outside half the army is after you.
Ahh.. Good ol' skyrim... Even the tiniest mistake is unforgivable.
359 Michaelward dude i stole a wooden cup. Jesus everyone got angry lol
oh no, big smoke is coming for you, never steal the cheese
You should definitely play Skyrim.
I'm surprised the shop keeper didn't equip a sword as well.
Ya XD
Because he's self awared and not true NPC :)
Actually its because the shop keeper was waiting patiently for the chance to say, "I warned you."
@@vlpet6049 Yup. Gregg is the only NPC that knows what is going on and tries to actually communicate with the player beyond his scripted quest lines :D
@@vlpet6049 yeah but its been shown he also follows the programming regardless of his willingness like when he watched the assassin toss that rock but still turns around and looks for the disturbance despite knowing hes gonna get stabbed in the back
Skyrim: "Hey, you just saved our city by killing a dragon! BUT YOU ACCIDENTLY KILLED A CHICKEN! GET HIM!!!!!"
Literally!! I remember fighting a dragon in Rorikstead, I accidently got a chicken with my Fireball spell and some guards started fighting me while I was still fighting the hecking dragon....
@@Pictavienne so did you kill both of the hostiles Opponents ?
Where did he accidentally killed a chicken it wasn't dead and it was intentional
I was expecting a 1000 chickens to kill him legend of Zelda style
sadly most of us who grew up on Nintendo Zelda don't seem to game as much anymore or at least interact with the toxicity of gamer's today.
@1000Shade Same 😅😅
Nothings more furious and terrifying than an angry crowd of chicken.
I was actually a little disappointed in the lack of chickenage rage... still good though
The most disappointing thing about Twilight Princess was that nothing happens, when you attack a chicken :(
@@schattentaenzerin i absolutely agree! Chickens MUST seek revenge!
I love how the mob instantly goes from enraged to carefree once the player dies. 😆
Early game Skyrim, this happens.
Late game: well, guess this town is gonna be empty in a couple of seconds.
Haha except the essentials.
Camryn Smith - 😄
This entire city must be purged
😄😄😄
Mainly because they helped defend the town from dragon with their bare fist and died.
Me:
Defending a town from a dragon attack
Also me:
Accidentally hits a chicken
Everyone Else:
"I'll rip your heart out"
*processes comment*
So the logic is that people would rather kill you for an accident than the larger threat at the time?
@@nopity3057 not people but npcs
@@pedrothehusky3175 npcs act as normal people or civilians in a game though, no?
@@nopity3057 your messing with me
@@pedrothehusky3175 What is wrong with my question?
good morning defender of the Tamriel, last dragorn born, the only hope to kill Alduin and save this world.. u hit the chicken? Get Him!!!!
Kiiiiill him!
Woaw
"NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!"
@@VivaLaDirtLeague It's nice to see you really did this exact scenario some year later. : )
I’ve never seen so many extras in one skit.
I was enjoying that thought too. "Hey Honey, could you and the kids come to work this afternoon? And bring your sister and her family ... ."
And all the costumes.
Baelin's only Canon lines of dialog in the game.
"Mornin! Nice day for fishin ain't it? Hu ha!"
" *Bloodthirsty yell at chicken kickers* "
Be honest: to form the mob, you guys basically just went around a Renaissance festival explaining what your idea was and everyone just got real excited and joined up, right?
They're LARPers. This was the first one I saw and I was like "hold up, I know these people..." so surreal. One of the guys here is the one who actually introduced me to LARP.
I feel like the fisherman is more iconic than the epic npc man xD
Morning, nice day for fishin, ain't it?
@@michasokoowski6651 Hu Ha!
Baelin has tshirt.....
Npc man: the main character
Fisherman: the one guy that people remember and like more than the actual main character. Because memes
Epic Fish-er man!
This is how every Skyrim player got killed for the first time 😂
Sava Djrodjevic Amazingly enough I never actually killed a chicken in skyrim so I only just found out about the chicken. Had to ask my wife. Now accidently shouting a guard across the courtyard...
Accidentally hit shout when running though a town, hit a chicken. The rest is history as I took an arrow to the knee so I had to retire that character.
First time Skyrim, Riverwood. Saw a chicken. Had just learned a new fire spell. Remembered the chickens in WOrld of Warcraft. Burnt chicken. Riverwood citizens = angry mob. RIP my hero.
*100 levels later with basicially the equivalent of near immortalty,decides to murder everyone in skyrim for no apparent reason*
*...this is probably why we should allow people to hurt chickens*
Not me i tried some hardcore parkour to get to high hrothgar
1:50 chicken is pecking the corpse as revenge
Reminds me of the time I attacked a chicken in OoT but instead of a crowd of people attacking me, a flock of chickens attack me lol
Oot?
@@harryzhang650 Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. It is my first Zelda game.
A link to the past 😂😅
*50 levels later Kicks chicken kills everyone in town except chicken*
fireball can solve any amount of problem, be it a furious troll, or an angry village
I love these so much, such a simple concept but so amazing!
Brandy AKAkelly yup
Huah!
I am just liking your comment cause of your photo...
Your drawings are pretty cool! Are they fully digital art or you do something on paper?
1:46 nice day for killin aint it?
Raiuga Aguiar Santos yes it is
Hu, ja
Heheh!
Morning nice day for ass whoopin aint it Huh ha
Dammit I have to delete my comment bevor someone tells me that I just repeated a joke
Rowan charging at him with a fishing pole was gold
I actually thought the little girl with the sword was just as funny
skyrim: no one's going to miss a chickeN OH BOY WAS I WRONG 3 SECONDS ME DEAD
I love the kids involvement in this skit and at the end how everyone just goes back about their normal day as if nothing happened
basically how the internet reacts to people being mean to animals.
while at the same time eating some chicken nuggets or w/e
fieldy409 just the internet??? Lol I dare u to hit ur dog in front of a cop or anyone in public for that matter.
@@warwarneverchanges1992 Not the same.
Banish its race to an everlasting holocaust and devour it carelessly but don't kick it.
@arekkusu Rud Like saying technology making people to stray further from truth,but themselves keep using modern amenities like phone,tv,pc,etc.
This better be about the Skyrim chicken.... let's see.
It was. Good. LoL
I was kind of hoping it was a Fable chicken…
I desired the Zelda chicken.
I was expecting Zelda chicken too... but figured that would be too hard for them to do.
JaminandShara Mills initially it was going to be the Zelda chicken - but this was a lot more fun 😜
Viva La Dirt League Please do a episode where someone spawns a boss in the town and it starts to kill every one haha
I love how his health meter goes up for a second as he's trying to keep up with healing, lol
And thus Baelin's translator is here...
1:45 Mornin nice day for fishin ain't it, huah ha: "we fu&%ed him up good, huh Greg?"
Next episode: Epic NPC man deals with PTSD
Brendan Reghenzani with the amount that's happened to him recently I wouldn't be surprised :/
@@VivaLaDirtLeague true
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueYou could do some game charecters go to therepy shorts
Hahaha Baelin leading the charge.
Dude..they must have patched the Fishing guy, he walked "Right over his corpse!" about time they fixed that shit.
THAT IS A VERY GOOD POINT!!!
corpses don't have physics presence, to avoid piles from building up.
@@ThePigeon5734 umm watch the other skits they made and you will understand
I love how accurate the npcs instantly calming down is
And this is where Baelin learned how to take down evildoers on his path toward saving the princess.
I remember first time playing skyrim, a dragon attacking riverwood, im using shout, i dont know that there chicken, and suddenly all of villager attacking me
Baelin running with that fishing pole is actually terrifying.
For more fun he is also immortal.
Morning, nice day for killing ain’t it?
This reminds me of the exploit people found in Two Worlds 1, where the player could trick the final boss into aggroing an entire village of NPCs ending the game in under two minutes...
The village that slays together, stays together.
Honestly, I think what REALLY makes it for me is Rick Trager's theme from Outlast.
Now every time I hear that theme, it's not a crazy madman chasing me around with humongous scissors that comes to mind.
It's a flock of angry villagers charging through after kicking a chicken.
You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people. What say you in defense?
chciken ?
Vince Medina "I'd rather die than go to prison"
**unleashes a lvl3 FUS RO DAH to the guard's face**
M1ka resist arrest
i'm jarl of whiterun
I'd rather die than go to prison
I broke when I saw the fisherman leading the village’s attack 😂
Angering immortal fishermen with 80 lvl ninja skills... what can go wrong.
That was way on point XD!! Even the kids attacked, that was some special mod
Adventurer: (kicks the chicken)
The entire village: So you have chosen... DEATH!
I really want people to start saying, "He can totally kick the chicken" as a way of saying someone's really badass.
In Zelda, chickens murder you
I was intrigued by the two swordsmen (pirates) up the path. They seemed to be having quite the animated conversation!
The one in red is Vanya from AFK: The Webseries.
The chicken was so trolling Adam's corpse at the end x)
Also nice to have finally given him some boots to walk on these rocks!
Aleonore22 Adam was very happy about the boots - trust us ;)
Player - Kills dragon
Townsfolk - You have done us a great favor hero
Player - Kills chicken
Townsfolk - Shouldn’t have come here!!
man, all the little details they put into movement, gear and interactions slay me every time. Outstanding stuff, guys!
(100 bounty added to Riverwood)
Koolguy lol. They are so protective of their chickens for some reason 😂😂
*honeywood
Riverrun
*Whiterun
(Riverwood is in Whiterun hold)
@@ra_alf9467 da fuk is riverrun? 😂
I've probably watched every video you guys have made at least 100 times and this is still my favorite. The slow motion kills me every time. Literally all I do is watch your videos at work at home or wherever I'm at.
guard sees dead body: "!! Someone's prowlin' roun' here.."
0:23 THIS NEEDS TO BE A *EASTEREGG!!!*
If you do that, you DIE! ... because you know: kicking the bucket!?
NPC's when players kick them in the nuts : *kalm*
NPC's when players kick chickens : *operation extermination*
I find it funny that Greg knew what was coming and still looked shocked. And Greg is the executioner, why wasn't he going after the adventurer?
The body's still warm, must be a killer about
Love how everyone goes back to normal after 😂
I just love seeing how much fun all the extras are having while they slaughter Adam
*Player kicks chicken*
Skyrim NPCs: "So, you have chosen DEATH!"
*wolf's out* "You guys didn't need to line up if you wanted to be free food.
This why we backstab chickens, people! Sheesh, you never learn.
Absolutely hilarious! I think my favorite one so far, and boy was it cool with the whole fan collab as well, awesome! GJ!
1:35
Lmao
That "yeah" sound right after the fighting
1:08 zombie pigmens when u hit one of them
That is actually really funny especially when every villagers started charging at him! 🤣
Adam must have been a pretty high level to survive that long with the mob attack him.
congrats you just attacked the riverwood chicken.
0:55 Subtitles: (Ya dun goofed now, hero!)
Lol - we might need to change that ;)
Nooo, I like it there
Wow I didn't know there's hidden subtitles 😂😂😂
song name?
Lol applause
0:55 *ya done goofed now, hero!*
I miss these episodes with the classic music and Baelin.
These were by far the best episodes.
VLDL: "Never kick the chicken!"
Fable games: "Hold my ale..."
Beware the mighty "Chicken Chaser"!
i honestly expected while they were rushing on slow mo the fisherman would say his line to the epicnpcman in slow mo while attacking xD
Somber moment... "Mornin'! Nice day for fishing ain't it? Hu Ha!"
Died
I lost it when the kids showed up!!! LoL
Big thread because they can't die
Has it really been 6 years!? My how time flies. The behind the scenes for this joke were interesting to watch.
-all the villager run to kick your ass
-it's fine
-they have children
-oh god, save my soul!
Kill the king no one cares but kill a chicken then everyone looses their mind it's video game logic
maybe in skyrim chilchen are sacred like dogs in Ferendal
Hey that chicken is a valuable asset to the community.
Kill a king and no one panics because it is part of the plan but if you say you will destroy an egg or kick one chicken and everyone loses their minds.
Introduce a little anarchy.
@@samarvora7185 Thank you.
I love how those two npcs still held their weapons when they resumed their discussion so typical.
1:50 Oh so now he knows how to walk over an obstacle huh? NPC evolve too...... nice
I can't believe it's been 7 years since this video came out. Wow.. I've watched this channel grow from a funny, niche video series, to one of the greatest RUclips channels there is.
Balon charging with his stick was so awesome
Riverwood experience
0:36 this face gives me the impression that he absolutely didn't want to kick the chicken, and was begging for mercy from the urge to kick. Yet at the same time, so curiously wondering what happens if he does kick it.
You should make a series where he breaks from the games cycle and goes on adventures through other games and when he returns to his game he sees that he has been replaced by another NPC
I fully support this idea.
ruclips.net/video/Ib_g6kGnDvA/видео.html
click not if you value your tears...
And your wish came true
@@williamellis544 Wait...
You guys should put everything together in order as a full length movie. I’m sure I’m not the only person who would love to see it.
Imagine in Baelin's Route.
The orcs kicked some chickens..... IT"LL BE AN ALL OUT WAR
We all laugh, but he wields the fishing pole of troll rage. +95 blunt force damage.
Now that we have Baelins Route, I'm pretty sure you undershot that number lol
Mornin'. Nice day for -killing- fishin', ain't it? Heha! :-D
It's like so many games. Are chicken something big or something? In skyrim everyone wants to kill you similar to the video if you attack chicken, and in Zelda the chicken wants to kill you if you attack one of them.
In Guild Wars 2 there's a quest where you have to kick chickens!
I think it's a running joke ever since Zelda came up with it.
Winner winner chicken dinner
in fable you can get an achivement, depends on how far you kicked the chicken
In "Divinity: Ego Draconis", if you kill rabbits for a long time, at one moment, the "Rabbit-Killer" coming for you.
The slow-mo crowd-running shot was awesome, wish it had lasted longer! 😂
Always love seeing additional extras joining these episodes - suspect there might've even been some of the VLDL BTS crew in that mob as well...? 😋
Everybody else: Something about the fisherman or skyrim reference.
me: Holy shit that´s alotta people for a 2:34 second skit.
Looked like a Black Fridays Sale at Wally World.
**Saw the Chicken, Gets PTSD**
Oh No...
**Saw the guy randomly kicking stuff**
Oh No...
I've seen enough Skyrim to know where this is going.
0:55
Player: Thanos
NPC's: The Avengers
I love chicken logic in games. This is gives off the perfect vibe haha.
In Skyrim, they had a system where if you committed a public murder, you could still remove the bounty if you killed all the witnesses to your crime. Lot's of people had trouble finding those last few witnesses. It turned out that ALL the town's NPCs counted as "witnesses."
The chicken was the witness.
I actually just started playing Skyrim yesterday, was about to kill the chicken when my older brother said, "uhh, save your game first!"