Parents On The Way To Church - John Crist

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @brad_Ca
    @brad_Ca 5 лет назад +7749

    The best line, “maybe if you went to church more, you wouldn’t have to look up where it’s at”. 😂🤣

    • @evediby2183
      @evediby2183 5 лет назад +79

      Ok but didn't she say the church 3 miles away?🤣🤣🤣

    • @stormmoose929
      @stormmoose929 5 лет назад +7

      Ahahahahahaa

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 4 года назад +7

      That was a super burn 😂😂😂😂

    • @melonboy1108
      @melonboy1108 4 года назад +3

      OMG I JUST WENT TO THE COMMENTS FOR NO REASON AND WHILE I READ THIS IT WAS SAYING THAT LMAO 😂

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 4 года назад

      @@evediby2183 That was a long 3 miles. lol

  • @SarahLizDoan
    @SarahLizDoan 5 лет назад +527

    Honestly every time I see a family with kids walk into Chruch I think they’re all superheroes. Getting kids up and to Chruch is such an accomplishment. I admire everyone who does it.

    • @vickyandersen8660
      @vickyandersen8660 3 года назад +11

      It takes time to get them all ready. Especially when they’re all 6 and under 😅

    • @jlanehardy
      @jlanehardy 3 года назад +14

      Aww sweetest comment ever! And some ppl look at us coming in 5 mins late like “ugh, can’t they get it together!!”

    • @Heskamga
      @Heskamga 3 года назад +8

      My family has 6 kids, and we go to church every week, and everybody compliments my parents for getting everybody there. LOL

    • @planelover4480
      @planelover4480 3 года назад +2

      Honestly, I am thankful that I was always able to make my own decisions about going to church and religion. If I didn’t want to go to church I didn’t, and today I am a true atheist. If my children will ever want to go to church, I will not stop them at all, but I will not go to church anymore.

    • @planelover4480
      @planelover4480 3 года назад

      It is not okay to force someone to go to church.

  • @dougcooper9621
    @dougcooper9621 5 лет назад +8095

    Best is when we all arrive at the church smiling and portraying a perfect family 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @courtneylee8205
      @courtneylee8205 5 лет назад +298

      Like nothing happen 15 minutes ago🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tonsmel
      @Tonsmel 5 лет назад +133

      We do? I look just as annoyed walking into the building.

    • @kathymyers7279
      @kathymyers7279 5 лет назад +23

      Douglas Cooper do we have a choice? Noone but the pastor gets to share! What are people SUPPOSED to do? Paradigms people, paradigms.

    • @petersimon5874
      @petersimon5874 5 лет назад +55

      Fake it til you make....to car/home.

    • @attiasprouse682
      @attiasprouse682 5 лет назад +22

      I was waiting for that to be the punchline.

  • @sourswift
    @sourswift 3 года назад +580

    Plot twist: this wasn’t acting and was a actual recording of them going to church

  • @hendog24
    @hendog24 5 лет назад +2638

    “Daddy stayed up late playing poker”
    “Ok that’s enough play with the Barbie” 😂😂😂😂

    • @HotrodHud
      @HotrodHud 3 года назад +1

      @Jason Shoots haha lol

    • @VeronikaCheb
      @VeronikaCheb 2 года назад

      Yeah, play with the Barbie that isn’t there 😂

  • @lifewithjackandnicole
    @lifewithjackandnicole 2 года назад +86

    This is so spot on! My sweet wife would go down the hall of our house announcing "15 minutes until church, anyone planning to go with me"? I still laugh thinking about it. Sadly she's in heaven now and how I wish she was here doing the Sunday countdown😥

    • @Wisdomforthehour
      @Wisdomforthehour Год назад +7

      😢❤ I'm sorry to hear of your loss of your precious wife. I pray the Lord comfort you and give you peace.

  • @MarthaMaysie
    @MarthaMaysie 5 лет назад +6810

    “Maybe barbie stayed home cause she didn’t put her makeup on at the house”
    “Maybe Barbie needs a new ken!”
    I’m dead😂

  • @rainwilson4036
    @rainwilson4036 4 года назад +727

    "Why always Veggietales?"
    "BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTIAN"

    • @pittsburgh_.central
      @pittsburgh_.central 3 года назад +10

      The only time they got along in this video

    • @KelticTim
      @KelticTim 3 года назад

      Veggie tales is just the worst. My kids liked them for about 5 min thank god. My wife tried, she grew up with the horrifying little things, but I won out.

    • @depressedphilosopherbitch7581
      @depressedphilosopherbitch7581 3 года назад +5

      @@KelticTim Veggietales was my childhood

    • @KelticTim
      @KelticTim 3 года назад

      @@depressedphilosopherbitch7581 I’m so sorry.

    • @artwithjam3304
      @artwithjam3304 3 года назад

      My grandma's answer to that question was, because it's good to start your day with God

  • @yourpalhooves
    @yourpalhooves 5 лет назад +3427

    “Dylan has to pee!”
    “Let him pee in his pants idc.”
    “We got the diaper bag sweetie, it’s the church nursery’s problem!”
    R.I.P the people in the nursery

    • @lataciamitchell8920
      @lataciamitchell8920 5 лет назад +66

      I work in the church nursery. This is funny but not so funny because this is exactly what happens

    • @JVonD88
      @JVonD88 5 лет назад +42

      Tip your nursery worker.

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 5 лет назад +10

      I teach Sunday school the kids are 1 year to kindergarten

    • @Grafiktwilight84
      @Grafiktwilight84 5 лет назад +6

      Hahahaha....I have said this before. I am not ashamed! The pee 8n your carseat part. Like no, we have to go somewhere. I have a change of clothes for you. I have served in many areas in our church nursery all the way up to right now with the 2nd graders.

    • @BuzzDoesDisney
      @BuzzDoesDisney 5 лет назад +11

      As nursery director...and mother...I did a happy dance when son blessed soul donated several sets of complete boy outfits (I’ll find some girl outfits when we actually get some girls in our nursery!) in ziplock baggies! Best. Day. Ever! Pee away child; pee away 🤪😂😭😭😭

  • @4everandalwaysjune19
    @4everandalwaysjune19 5 лет назад +325

    “And you want to have another baby?” 🤣😂

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 4 года назад +4

      All that trouble with just 2 xD

    • @scallywag1716
      @scallywag1716 3 года назад +8

      Parents have very short term memory when it comes to having children.....

  • @DanielWesleyKCK
    @DanielWesleyKCK 5 лет назад +2415

    Where's the second half of the video, where the family walks into church with big smiles while pretending everything is wonderful?

    • @intentionallymade
      @intentionallymade 5 лет назад +71

      Daniel Wesley everything isn’t wonderful. God is wonderful and the moment we step in those doors we can take what we have and set it free. There are so many times I’ve been this mom and go in those doors smiling not wanting to socialize with anyone. That’s why praise and worship is amazing because it brings you back to center. Back to reality of the brokenness we carry and the holiness God carries. I know you may have been joking because I agree. It’s pretty common but to be real, I’m so glad I can say to my kids after church I’m sorry let’s do better next week and let’s be honest. The enemy loves a good family fight. 😆

    • @lizzystitch4842
      @lizzystitch4842 5 лет назад +11

      OOOOH! I like that! Great idea!

    • @mcsportspodcast4480
      @mcsportspodcast4480 3 года назад +1

      I thought that was only my family

    • @alainaholycross6586
      @alainaholycross6586 3 года назад +2

      MY FAMILY

    • @Olivia-sv9jx
      @Olivia-sv9jx 3 года назад

      I was looking for this comment🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheGeekMonster
    @TheGeekMonster 5 лет назад +291

    "Chocolate, or poop?" EVERY parent has asked this question at least once LOL.

    • @morningsong8077
      @morningsong8077 3 года назад +12

      Yes, but how many of us have actually tasted it?! ROFL! 🤣💩🤢

    • @SoapinTrucker
      @SoapinTrucker 3 года назад +5

      @@morningsong8077 exactly, the smell test works just fine! 🤭

    • @itstriplem2069
      @itstriplem2069 3 года назад +1

      @@SoapinTrucker hold up

    • @beeray4188
      @beeray4188 3 года назад

      Or older siblings

    • @itsntkaili4954
      @itsntkaili4954 3 года назад

      I ask this every day being a dog parent XD

  • @christopher164
    @christopher164 5 лет назад +5285

    "Why do we always watch VeggieTales?"
    "Because it's CHRISTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

    • @thelncbros.85
      @thelncbros.85 5 лет назад +70

      haha! Blimey Cow reference?

    • @HPTFan
      @HPTFan 5 лет назад +37

      I love Blimey Cow! lol

    • @wookiebear514
      @wookiebear514 5 лет назад +25

      Haha yes. I was wondering that as well

    • @superchristopher
      @superchristopher 5 лет назад +31

      I can hear Kevin from here

    • @bnaevans
      @bnaevans 5 лет назад +26

      Pfff Now I gotta Google "Blimey Cow" and find out what that is. Thanks.

  • @lunarnightz4392
    @lunarnightz4392 5 лет назад +148

    Hey y’all pray for my family. My brother is going through some tough times cuz of the divorce and my mom wishes that she didn’t have to do deal with my brothers tough time and just do life alone. Just pray for healing in my brothers mental state because that will eventually help my moms mental state. Long story. Anyways thx guys

    • @trecian777
      @trecian777 3 года назад +2

      I hope things are better

    • @jennifergreen7158
      @jennifergreen7158 3 года назад +3

      I will pray for you. I am sorry that is very difficult. May God comfort your mom and you, and your whole family.

    • @BobbyJetty1502
      @BobbyJetty1502 3 года назад +3

      You got it brother 🤙🏼

    • @Jesusbride515
      @Jesusbride515 3 года назад +2

      How are things now?

    • @ambergirl986
      @ambergirl986 3 года назад +4

      Just prayed... how is it going?❤️🫂

  • @Lance.Golden
    @Lance.Golden 5 лет назад +3882

    You forgot the kids falling asleep just as you pull into the parking lot then being cranky ‘cause you woke them up to go inside.

  • @justinzeisig8570
    @justinzeisig8570 4 года назад +111

    “Maybe if your mother didn’t have so many ‘headaches’ I wouldn’t be in such an iRrItAbLe MoOd!!” I’m dead😂😂

  • @thebabygiraffebusiness4486
    @thebabygiraffebusiness4486 5 лет назад +1772

    That video should have ended with them pulling into the parking lot while being greeted by a parking lot attendant and then they put their plastic church smiles on and say “Praise the Lord!” 😝

    • @cathipalmer8217
      @cathipalmer8217 5 лет назад +34

      I know - I was waiting for that. That was a long three miles, though.

    • @erynesamuels
      @erynesamuels 5 лет назад +22

      I was thinking the same thing! Should have put on those "I'm blessed thanks for asking" smiles lol

    • @NoniOfFive
      @NoniOfFive 5 лет назад +2

      Oh that would’ve been epic ha ha Ha

    • @Sammythatjewishnerd
      @Sammythatjewishnerd 5 лет назад +8

      Plastic church smiles😂

    • @a.k.4085
      @a.k.4085 5 лет назад +3

      @@erynesamuels I literally just said the same. Lol

  • @elizabethroberts4860
    @elizabethroberts4860 5 лет назад +65

    "I'm looking at the GPS."
    "Well maybe if you went to church more, you wouldn't have to look up where it is." LEGEND!!! HAHA

  • @izaiahstafford9832
    @izaiahstafford9832 5 лет назад +1627

    We live a block away from our church and in our car it still gets violent

    • @peanutjam
      @peanutjam 5 лет назад +77

      Son Of Poseidon Why don’t you walk?😄

    • @johnpaulporrelli6208
      @johnpaulporrelli6208 5 лет назад +31

      Peanutjam I was going to say the same thing if it’s a block

    • @moviefan8199
      @moviefan8199 5 лет назад +17

      john paul porrelli Um not all neighborhoods are the brady's. Just saying, Maybe it's a rough one.

    • @izaiahstafford9832
      @izaiahstafford9832 5 лет назад +68

      @@peanutjam we live on a busy street where the sidewalks have been recently torn out for construction and we have a family of 8, with me being the oldest at 13 my siblings are 10, 7, 5, 3, and 1. We walk sometimes but it's too stressful for my parents especially when we're running late. You're right though we should walk more. I probably would have asked the same question if our roles were flipped lol

    • @natalys9715
      @natalys9715 5 лет назад +35

      Construction area and 8 kids?.. Say no more.. driving it is! ...Kudos to you parent, and bless your heart 😄

  • @tkw79
    @tkw79 3 года назад +71

    It should have started with dad out in the car honking for mom who just got done getting 5 little girls and a little boy ready before herself while he had just rolled out of bed 10 minutes earlier..ate breakfast, put a tie on and started the car...🤨

    • @dezhawk1612
      @dezhawk1612 3 года назад +3

      Have you been spying on my Sunday mornings?!

    • @k.hendrickson8735
      @k.hendrickson8735 3 года назад +1

      Lol. This is getting personal!!

    • @ShadesofSage
      @ShadesofSage 3 года назад +1

      Lol 😂! FACTS 🤣!

  • @ErinDylanAnderson
    @ErinDylanAnderson 5 лет назад +851

    "should we just drop the kids off and go to lunch?"
    I literally can't even with this 😂

    • @thebabygiraffebusiness4486
      @thebabygiraffebusiness4486 5 лет назад +28

      ErinDylanAnderson “ We should! We tithe enough!” 😆

    • @aliciabrillante
      @aliciabrillante 5 лет назад +7

      Too many people actually do this hehe

    • @JarrellFMG
      @JarrellFMG 4 года назад +3

      ErinDylanAnderson every kids ministry’s nightmare lol

  • @superknife24
    @superknife24 5 лет назад +320

    The husband missed a verse: "Better to live on the corner of a roof than to live with a quarreling woman"

    • @a.k.4085
      @a.k.4085 5 лет назад +27

      Yes! Forgot about that one and then she can reply..."Well maybe you should live on the roof then". LOL

    • @greatestsawes9712
      @greatestsawes9712 3 года назад +8

      Thank God that never came up, the car would have gone ablaze with all 4 of 'em in it.

  • @mrmitch2424
    @mrmitch2424 5 лет назад +734

    “Did you just bribe our kids?”
    “ITS THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS!”

    • @DeePsychDoc
      @DeePsychDoc 5 лет назад +1

      HBUJn🎁😡😡😡😡😡🎂😊

    • @AlbertaRose94
      @AlbertaRose94 5 лет назад +8

      Son: Why do I HAVE to wear a shirt with a collar?
      Me: Because it’s the Sunday 9:15 service.
      Son: So? Some people dress casual.
      Me: Because as Sunday School teachers we have a responsibility to respect the difference between Saturday evening and Sunday morning church.
      Son: Some kids dress casual for the 9:15 service.
      Me: Quit arguing with me or you won’t get ANY screen time when we get home from church.

    • @zachfriedman4263
      @zachfriedman4263 3 года назад

      Wow so creative you put so much individual input into that comment

  • @ShadesofSage
    @ShadesofSage 3 года назад +33

    Lol 😂! As a momma of 3 and pregnant with my 4th, Sunday mornings are HECTIC, to say the least😂! But I’m always glad I went 🙏🏿!

  • @marvinthemaniac7698
    @marvinthemaniac7698 5 лет назад +634

    "He's learning about David & Goliath, just let him shoot."
    That was my favorite part.

  • @rebeccasainz2715
    @rebeccasainz2715 Год назад +3

    Best thing is serving in children’s ministry and hearing their precious, brutally honest prayers 😅 🤫

  • @valerie4912
    @valerie4912 5 лет назад +750

    😂
    Great acting! The kids did awesome!!

  • @alainaholycross6586
    @alainaholycross6586 3 года назад +64

    "well maybe BARBIE NEEDS A NEW KEN"
    ooh sis i felt that.

  • @MarthaMaysie
    @MarthaMaysie 5 лет назад +3303

    Does anybody think it’s funny how the video is 3:16 long?
    Like John 3:16? 😂

  • @lilchey
    @lilchey 5 лет назад +19

    It's literal chaos on the way to church, and as we're yelling, and pull in and get out, the whole family goes "Oh hello! Praise the Lord!"

  • @alial-subaie9566
    @alial-subaie9566 5 лет назад +451

    ‘’How long has this coffee been here
    -I don’t know a week
    -I don’t care ‘’

    • @OrthodoxofUSA
      @OrthodoxofUSA 5 лет назад +15

      That's better than: "Is this chocolate or poop?" and then tasting it.

    • @alial-subaie9566
      @alial-subaie9566 5 лет назад +6

      OrthodoxofUSA
      I was like
      YOU SMELLED IT !!!

    • @madson2307
      @madson2307 5 лет назад +2

      Ali Al-subaie I read that as they said it

  • @HawkinaBox
    @HawkinaBox 5 лет назад +74

    "It takes two to make a thing go right."
    "That's not a bible verse."
    LMAO!

  • @lexilove8900
    @lexilove8900 5 лет назад +646

    "If your mother didn't have so many "headaches" at night, maybe daddy wouldn't be so irritable"😂😂...I nearly spit my drink out

    • @davidgallegos9942
      @davidgallegos9942 5 лет назад +4

      Lexi Love I instantly got it!

    • @lexilove8900
      @lexilove8900 5 лет назад +1

      @@davidgallegos9942 Right?!😂

    • @michaelwhite6110
      @michaelwhite6110 5 лет назад +11

      I didnt get it

    • @lexilove8900
      @lexilove8900 5 лет назад +5

      @@michaelwhite6110 Why would a husband be irritable because his wife had headaches...at night?😬😅

    • @michaelwhite6110
      @michaelwhite6110 5 лет назад +4

      @@lexilove8900 im so sorry. I still dont get the joke?

  • @audreyhare3006
    @audreyhare3006 5 лет назад +55

    1:21 “I promise you if I have to pull this car over, these spankings are about to be deep and wide!” 🤣🤣

    • @vickyandersen8660
      @vickyandersen8660 3 года назад +2

      Jajaja I might just tell my kids that and see what their reactions will be 🤣

  • @TwistedQuestionMark
    @TwistedQuestionMark 5 лет назад +276

    "The Crist Family is always so happy. Why can't we be more like them?"

    • @Gardener7
      @Gardener7 5 лет назад +15

      Maybe being single is no so bad....

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 4 года назад +2

      @gillecroisd 92 I think that only refers to people who would have commitment issues.

    • @wolfstar675
      @wolfstar675 3 года назад +2

      No family is ever 100% happy. That's a lie the media tried to sell people.

  • @belencantu7200
    @belencantu7200 Год назад +8

    Wow! I remember those horrible mornings rushing to church! OMG! Stirring up those crazy days and then pretending everything is peachy! Jesus help us!

    • @nicolegranath5385
      @nicolegranath5385 12 дней назад

      I accidentally read this as, “Pretending everything is preachy” LOL 😂

  • @dewngit6736
    @dewngit6736 5 лет назад +172

    This is spot on!! The only thing you missed was walking into church with your arm around her with big smiles on your faces telling everyone He is Risen!

  • @nicolemenzies8438
    @nicolemenzies8438 5 лет назад +21

    There are so many times I've literally threatened my kids lives just before pulling into church and slapping on a smile....ahh Sundays 😁😂

  • @JennyLynnMinistries
    @JennyLynnMinistries 5 лет назад +802

    Lol!!!! " If your mother didnt have so many headaches at night, I wouldnt be in such an irritable mood!" 😆😂

    • @shandiwarren6454
      @shandiwarren6454 5 лет назад +70

      I actually hate that line. I don't think that sex should be expected from wives. There's a post that says something about 'female privilege is faking a headache to get out of sex' and the reply of 'male privilege is feeling so entitled to sex that your partner has to fake a health problem to get out of it'.

    • @shandiwarren6454
      @shandiwarren6454 5 лет назад +17

      @Loonytoones85 You seriously think that women are entitled to give men sex?

    • @aquacall2688
      @aquacall2688 5 лет назад +30

      @@shandiwarren6454 that was part of the joke, it was making fun of people who think that

    • @shandiwarren6454
      @shandiwarren6454 5 лет назад +2

      @@aquacall2688 I wondered if that was the case. But idk if OP saw it that way.

    • @wlonsdale1
      @wlonsdale1 5 лет назад +17

      @@shandiwarren6454 clearly you don't take the logical or Christian POV. Militant feminism has no place in the church.

  • @kasenbaker984
    @kasenbaker984 5 лет назад +8

    “Ok well maybe you should put your voice on silent”
    😂😂I’m dead

  • @therealcorydjones
    @therealcorydjones 5 лет назад +341

    This. This is SO true!
    The only thing that would make this better is if you incorporated getting ready for church... because that's JUST as amusing!

    • @reedbowden2473
      @reedbowden2473 5 лет назад +4

      Cory Jones if not more

    • @AlbertaRose94
      @AlbertaRose94 5 лет назад +3

      In my house it’s REAL interesting because we go to the Saturday evening service as attendees and Sunday morning first service my son and I are Sunday School teachers.

  • @junimoony
    @junimoony 5 лет назад +45

    I died when they said :"Why on the way to church it's always Veggie Tales?" "BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTIAN"

  • @courtneyd8368
    @courtneyd8368 5 лет назад +210

    Best thing to wake up to on a Sunday morning. One of your videos ☺️

  • @doilooklikeikno1232
    @doilooklikeikno1232 5 лет назад +17

    “He’s learning about David and Goliath, just let him shoot.” 😂 😂 😂

  • @GateKeeper-nx8yq
    @GateKeeper-nx8yq 5 лет назад +153

    Right as you uploaded my family was rushing around trying to get ready

  • @Rome1sixteen
    @Rome1sixteen 5 лет назад +7

    Having been in the back of a minivan with my nieces and nephews on the way to church MANY times, this is pretty accurate on the kids part.

  • @maiaatkinsschalchlin2075
    @maiaatkinsschalchlin2075 5 лет назад +242

    Why Veggie Tales? It's Christian 😂😂

  • @rayjay1543
    @rayjay1543 3 года назад +4

    That "They're not in the Bible, they don't exist, *who cares*" eyeroll made my morning.

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 5 лет назад +863

    Just remember people, Jesus was perfect so we don't have to be. 😂
    Happy Resurrection Sunday, everyone! 💒🙌🙏

    • @carollynch8319
      @carollynch8319 5 лет назад +14

      candiigurl7893 Happy Resurrection Sunday to you to. 😄

    • @hollyfisher8811
      @hollyfisher8811 5 лет назад +11

      Happy Easter to You 🙏❤🙏~:)

    • @brittany7914
      @brittany7914 5 лет назад +5

      candiigurl7893 amen

    • @tct3070
      @tct3070 5 лет назад +46

      We should be perfect. We have to lay aside our old self (Eph 4,22-24) . Jesus was perfect and we should imitate him (1 Cor 11, 1 and Eph 5,1-2) We should become more and more like him and strive to be perfect. We are not able to do this on our own but because of him, we can do " all things through Christ who strengthens" us (Phil 4,13) He will forgive us when we make mistakes (his great mercy) but we should do everything we can to be more like Christ who was perfect. (Romans 12:2 : And do not be conformed to this world but be transformed by the renewing of your mind.)
      Happy Resurrection Sunday Brothers and Sisters😀

    • @creationoflove84
      @creationoflove84 5 лет назад +10

      @@tct3070

  • @lizzystitch4842
    @lizzystitch4842 5 лет назад +4

    OH MY GOSH! How many of us have had family meltdowns on the way to church?? Love it....laughed out loud! I am totally convinced that John Crist and his ensemble should have their own tv sitcom! Really well done, and point made! Applause! Encore!

  • @mommymoves6365
    @mommymoves6365 5 лет назад +41

    Thanks for poking fun at the parenting struggle, it's real, and funny, and shows our authentic need for Christ, every time we buckle or not to get anywhere! the minute I wake it's game on and yesterday's lukewarm coffee . You both are brilliantly humorous. Happy Easter!!!

  • @Daijakake
    @Daijakake 5 лет назад +8

    “I’m navigating on the GPS”
    “Maybe if you drove to church more wouldn’t need to look up where it is”
    😂

  • @grandmap3389
    @grandmap3389 5 лет назад +41

    Everyone driving up smiling know they just had the fight in the car, we Sunday School teachers knew everything 😉😉😉😉😘

  • @AccountAinslie
    @AccountAinslie 5 лет назад +54

    I got pre-anxiety for my future from just watching this... And I’m no where near having kids or even being married 😂😂

    • @yashrajjohn5587
      @yashrajjohn5587 4 года назад

      I am 19 , but after watching this , i think it will be FUNNNN

    • @zandiviljoen146
      @zandiviljoen146 4 года назад

      @@yashrajjohn5587 hehe same,, had mixed feelings though geesh, looks fun and difficult 😂🙈

    • @yashrajjohn5587
      @yashrajjohn5587 4 года назад +7

      @@zandiviljoen146 i don't know , i reall desire a lovely christian wife and some adorable children ( i want a girl , have even thought a name ) , a blessed happy family. And yeah it will be tough and difficult but i think thats the part of FUNNN , isn't it . Without these fights, life would be boring . And yeah , may Jesus bless you and your lovely family .

    • @zandiviljoen146
      @zandiviljoen146 4 года назад

      @@yashrajjohn5587 can relate🙌🏽
      thanks man you too!

    • @autumnakins7640
      @autumnakins7640 4 года назад +4

      Its worth it as long as you don't settle for the wrong person.

  • @tomm9966
    @tomm9966 5 лет назад +135

    the rides to my church is my mom getting really mad at my dad because we are so late

    • @VMRVid
      @VMRVid 5 лет назад +5

      Mine is my mom getting mad at my dad for getting mad at her for being late.

    • @samuelbarrett5648
      @samuelbarrett5648 5 лет назад +1

      But it's the mom's fault for being late because she took too long to put her makeup on

    • @aleah.bashaa
      @aleah.bashaa 5 лет назад

      SAME. Never related to something more

  • @ameliatheavocado
    @ameliatheavocado 5 лет назад +9

    Love how you can hear the kid saying “yummy yummy pizza pizza!” 😂

  • @coffeyallday
    @coffeyallday 5 лет назад +263

    Mom Dylan's mad.
    Why?
    He lost his triceratops.
    Triceratops aren't even in the bible.

    • @entrthedragon
      @entrthedragon 3 года назад +1

      I asked a spreader of the word in the airport one time,
      “Why are there dinosaur fossils?”
      “The devil put them there”
      🤔

    • @yraidmartinez1726
      @yraidmartinez1726 3 года назад

      The word dinosaur wasn't invented until 1800s or sumn. In the Bible they're referenced differently that's why.

    • @entrthedragon
      @entrthedragon 3 года назад

      @@yraidmartinez1726 We’ll never know, descriptions are too vague.

    • @sora123aqua3
      @sora123aqua3 3 года назад

      @@entrthedragon Nah. The words "mighty Leviathan" are in the Bible. Probably a reference to the dinosaurs.

    • @entrthedragon
      @entrthedragon 3 года назад +1

      @@sora123aqua3 mighty leviathan could refer to a whale or squid, who knows?

  • @stevenporter7065
    @stevenporter7065 5 лет назад +12

    Then mom's say "ok, big smiles, STOP FIGHTING!!!" And everybody acts like they perfect.

  • @scottgoding3115
    @scottgoding3115 5 лет назад +53

    “Do your makeup at the house”
    “I DONT HAVE TIIIME”😂

    • @andrealmoseley6575
      @andrealmoseley6575 5 лет назад +1

      Solution...now my son drives so I can put on my makeup

  • @kristinedreyer6032
    @kristinedreyer6032 5 лет назад +20

    "I got plenty of sleep last night"
    "Daddy stayed up all night playing poker"
    Lol

    • @andrealmoseley6575
      @andrealmoseley6575 5 лет назад

      Or watching John Crist videos!!! (Or Dry Bar or Trey Kennedy or Michael Jr when those run out)

  • @mercyjoyrebekahsenthikumar2929
    @mercyjoyrebekahsenthikumar2929 5 лет назад +40

    Veggie tales are probably John's favorite part of his childhood.
    It must be a very special to his heart as they always make an appearance in all his videos;D

  • @Texas_shreds
    @Texas_shreds 3 года назад +12

    " did you just bribe our children?"
    "its the only thing that WOOORKS"
    that got my younger brothers through so many services

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 5 лет назад +156

    My church has a Thursday Evening Services. No need to wake up early for me. Except today on Easter.
    Happy Easter Everyone.

    • @andrewb8766
      @andrewb8766 5 лет назад +15

      Happy Easter! Christ has risen!

    • @TheKraken32
      @TheKraken32 5 лет назад +13

      He has risen indeed

    • @andrewb8766
      @andrewb8766 5 лет назад +9

      @@TheKraken32 Hallelujah!!!

    • @annieboookhall
      @annieboookhall 5 лет назад +4

      Holy Thursday??

    • @andrewb8766
      @andrewb8766 5 лет назад +4

      @@annieboookhall More properly known as Maundy Thursday but yeah!

  • @Pokeplayer10
    @Pokeplayer10 3 года назад +33

    “If you guys are good, we’ll take you to Pizza Hut after!”
    “Did you just bribe them?”
    “It’s the only thing that works!”
    That’s my family 😂

  • @YuGiOhDuelChannel
    @YuGiOhDuelChannel 5 лет назад +59

    Should have shown them all smiling and perfect when they arrived Haha, now that is some truth

  • @chelle.chelle
    @chelle.chelle 4 года назад +23

    They look like a real family, not actors 😂.

  • @mayabasquin
    @mayabasquin 5 лет назад +6

    This video is perfect. Only thing missing is pulling up in the church acting like the perfect family that has it all together!

  • @ttww309
    @ttww309 5 лет назад +1

    I am home sick
    But That deep and wide flowing deep and wide song is a Vacation BIBLE school classic!!
    IM HEALED!!!

  • @odeliarose13
    @odeliarose13 5 лет назад +51

    This is so true I only know because I’ve done this to my parents

  • @zados3511
    @zados3511 Год назад +2

    "and you want another baby" got me haha

  • @PodzPlanet
    @PodzPlanet 5 лет назад +108

    I wish you could see African parents🤣🤣🤣....awesome video BTW....

    • @kimberlya9591
      @kimberlya9591 5 лет назад +20

      And Hispanic! 😂😂😂. That "chancla" (slipper/shoe-really anything that is on your foot)comes out every time! 😂 And you better be smiling when we get out of this car!

    • @chvazquez
      @chvazquez 5 лет назад +8

      @@kimberlya9591 The chancla works everytime xD Greetings from México! :-)

    • @pinkwakabeagle
      @pinkwakabeagle 5 лет назад +8

      OmG! Please make an African version of this.

    • @languagelearningdabbler
      @languagelearningdabbler 5 лет назад

      Riiiiight 😂

  • @tll5293
    @tll5293 3 года назад +7

    From all the female partners, she's the best in acting! 👌👍👏

  • @Aps-tf2te
    @Aps-tf2te 5 лет назад +14

    Love the mom constantly reaching in the back hahahahaha

    • @andrealmoseley6575
      @andrealmoseley6575 5 лет назад +2

      That is so real. maybe why so many have back problems!

    • @justrelax3743
      @justrelax3743 4 года назад

      My Mom had long arms..........lol

  • @jjjjcccc494
    @jjjjcccc494 5 лет назад +1

    "Maybe you should put your voice on silent." Priceless!

  • @macyilene3027
    @macyilene3027 5 лет назад +34

    It’s literally like
    EVERYONE LETS GO WE GOTTA GO PRAISE JESUS
    Then you realize yelling is what your not supposed to do
    😂🤦‍♀️

    • @lauratate1311
      @lauratate1311 5 лет назад

      This is my when I try to get my kids to pray at night. 😅

    • @macyilene3027
      @macyilene3027 5 лет назад +1

      Laura Tate
      LOL yes I get that

  • @LaineBurglass23
    @LaineBurglass23 3 года назад +1

    “WE’RE NOT GOING TO THE PLAYGROUND!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 so funny

  • @lishkoburger12
    @lishkoburger12 5 лет назад +154

    Please tell me this is the opening to a pilot you all shot. If not let's write one!!

    • @rafaelsandoval2246
      @rafaelsandoval2246 5 лет назад +4

      Up lol
      It has to be a pilot for a hole season hahaha

  • @lindzey7529
    @lindzey7529 5 лет назад +6

    1:19
    Did anyone else get nostalgic from the music playing in the background lol

  • @EliseD516
    @EliseD516 5 лет назад +15

    It’s scary how accurate this is 😂😂😂

  • @faithgartzke
    @faithgartzke 5 лет назад +2

    I thought the end was going to be them coming into church acting all pleasant like nothing was wrong. XD

  • @brettb895
    @brettb895 5 лет назад +12

    “Yummy yummy Pizza Pizza!” Was hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @moviefan8199
      @moviefan8199 5 лет назад +1

      That little kid was too cute

    • @joyjewel748
      @joyjewel748 5 лет назад

      Right?! That kid stayed so calm through all that craziness. The mention of pizza was literally the only thing that excited him 🤣

  • @Gypsyjonescafe
    @Gypsyjonescafe Год назад +1

    That’s why church should be on Saturday NIGHT! 😂

  • @alexanderpadillas4323
    @alexanderpadillas4323 5 лет назад +12

    Perfect timing for all the E’s and C’s church goers on resurrection Sunday!

    • @anneotherday
      @anneotherday 5 лет назад +2

      Alexander Padillas my pastor calls them CEOs = Christmas and Easter Only 😂

  • @AryaForce
    @AryaForce 3 года назад +1

    Have a feeling he wasn't actually driving. I can't tell you how unusually chill his hands, also his hands were frequently off the steering wheel, and the scenes in the window were on repeat.

  • @tashacharity1922
    @tashacharity1922 5 лет назад +10

    "He's learning about David and Goliath.. Just let him shoot"
    Me: What?! 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

  • @tonystark701
    @tonystark701 Год назад +1

    "Get control of your family". 😂😂

  • @hayleejernigan6706
    @hayleejernigan6706 5 лет назад +8

    I just love watching john crist all the time im always watching your videos .. I love john crist so much hes so awesome and amazing and legit .. I love watching this video

  • @TabathaHuber-uo6uq
    @TabathaHuber-uo6uq Год назад +1

    I’m laughing because my kids are now adults. But I’m crying in the fetal position remembering how this exactly true going anywhere when the kids were young. This video is giving me PTSD.

  • @zjakylabrumfield2450
    @zjakylabrumfield2450 5 лет назад +4

    Woke up this morning like..”Come on John Crist..make me laugh”😂

  • @Sarita12385
    @Sarita12385 5 лет назад +1

    Omg the truth and relatability....I cant even 😂😂😂

  • @bradenhogan2
    @bradenhogan2 5 лет назад +8

    I was 90% sure it was going to end with the family being greeted at the church doors and acting like the most perfect saints

  • @Professorgutierrez
    @Professorgutierrez 5 лет назад +4

    “Put your voice on silent!” *Put cold water on burned area* 😂 😂 😂 I agree.

  • @hansvongruber3214
    @hansvongruber3214 5 лет назад +12

    I can relate to this on Sundays when going to church with my family

  • @peterb3208
    @peterb3208 5 лет назад +1

    This is one of your best ones. Some of the deleted lines should have gone in too!

  • @eileenwelter90
    @eileenwelter90 5 лет назад +18

    The longest 3 miles ever 😂

  • @margaretjudice8944
    @margaretjudice8944 3 года назад +1

    In her defense, a verse after wives submit to your husbands is love your wives as Christ loved the church. This video was so funny! Thank you for sharing.

  • @MrRF007
    @MrRF007 5 лет назад +46

    Quite honestly this is the exact opposite of my family and I on our way to church...... because we go to a country church our biggest problem is smelling cow manure because the farmer down the road cleaned out his barn the day before.
    Lol.

    • @bringingupthepast2608
      @bringingupthepast2608 5 лет назад +4

      I thought they were too mean to each other!

    • @MrRF007
      @MrRF007 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah I actually thought so too.

  • @Kat-pr9nv
    @Kat-pr9nv 4 года назад +1

    "well maybe if you went to church more maybe you would know where it was" 😂

  • @Kp61dude_
    @Kp61dude_ 5 лет назад +21

    “ Should we just drop off the kids and go to lunch” 💀

  • @loganc6818
    @loganc6818 3 года назад +1

    Oh god the trauma flashbacks 😂 then walk into church like they’re all perfectly happy.