Trying French Army Rations: Tastiest in the WORLD!?!

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @hanabanana3365
    @hanabanana3365 5 лет назад +6168

    7:49 well at 4:02 did say “half open container” so Josh is right? 😂

    • @hynyw
      @hynyw 5 лет назад +587

      Well, literally no one heard that, cause two of them don't speak French, and Gabie didn't understand what Ollie read in French.

    • @sherine9033
      @sherine9033 5 лет назад +668

      Poor josh was getting yelled at by the wives for being right 😂

    • @SirZeck
      @SirZeck 5 лет назад +239

      Im slightly nerveous when they cooked it closed because i have experience with sardines can exploded when my dad cooked it. You dont wanna go through that...

    • @jolly
      @jolly  5 лет назад +1751

      THANK YOU!!!!!!
      (This is Josh... I guess that was obvious though...)

    • @jolly
      @jolly  5 лет назад +1366

      Hana Banana Think I’ll just pin this at the top here...

  • @slothicism
    @slothicism 5 лет назад +4521

    "Double wife approval"
    -Ollie 2019

    • @laviender
      @laviender 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @fBOMBB
      @fBOMBB 5 лет назад +5

      *Josh

    • @junmywoojoo8646
      @junmywoojoo8646 5 лет назад

      i need cereal who using this approval

    • @cindyndy4074
      @cindyndy4074 5 лет назад +2

      This is what I'm searching for in the comment section.
      And the "This is not good" from Josh 😂

    • @lily7455
      @lily7455 5 лет назад +1

      더블와이프어퓨류불 진짜엄청웃겨요

  • @gelrose4128
    @gelrose4128 5 лет назад +5746

    For the first time, josh looked like the 3rd wheel here haha

  • @BananaFlavoredCat
    @BananaFlavoredCat 5 лет назад +2814

    "Josh, When both of your wives are pissed......"
    -Ollie 2019

    • @lecomtedemirabeau5548
      @lecomtedemirabeau5548 4 года назад +3

      First time I see this, more than 2k likes and there is no answers

  • @emipal8547
    @emipal8547 5 лет назад +5117

    Ollie: *struggles to read french*
    Gabbie: *fluent french reading*
    Josh and Ollie: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @lightkage72
      @lightkage72 4 года назад +45

      No
      it is
      Ollie: surprised Olaf face
      Josh: Surprised celebrity face

    • @Ghosty716
      @Ghosty716 3 года назад +95

      @Titi Zaj can never let a compliment be, is she supposed to be native level??

    • @COBRAC0MMANDER
      @COBRAC0MMANDER 3 года назад +1

      @@Ghosty716 french nazi?

    • @Ghosty716
      @Ghosty716 3 года назад +3

      @@COBRAC0MMANDER yeah lol. At least they deleted their comment 😂

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 2 года назад +10

      I think you're seeing something that's not there. Gabie studied in France in a French cooking institute. Even outside of France a trained chef generally needs to learn French due to its importance in the cooking world. Why on earth would someone going to culinary school in France not have to learn it?

  • @remkovdc4582
    @remkovdc4582 5 лет назад +3145

    I'm in the belgian military and we don't have our own rations, we just buy them of france.

    • @degadezo6056
      @degadezo6056 5 лет назад +244

      i'm fench and i didn't knew that! that's strange because in the front of the package there is a big " INTERDIT A LA REVENTE" means "do not resale".
      Anyway, you Belgian soldiers are good guys, I wish you the best for your career!

    • @remkovdc4582
      @remkovdc4582 5 лет назад +42

      @@degadezo6056 thanks! That's nice to hear.

    • @degadezo6056
      @degadezo6056 5 лет назад +28

      @@remkovdc4582 thank you sir, stay safe!

    • @shaezbreizh86
      @shaezbreizh86 5 лет назад +178

      @@degadezo6056 " revente " but french army can sell it directly it's just sale not resale.

    • @diekje8728
      @diekje8728 5 лет назад +25

      Fellow Belgian here and I’m just not surprised to here that...

  • @_yuqey
    @_yuqey 5 лет назад +2437

    Gabie: "I think he sent us...WINE. Or course he did."
    That big grin 😂

    • @outsider_in
      @outsider_in 5 лет назад +46

      How else can you be expected to go and fight a battle if you can't even expect a nice bottle of Burgundy to be waiting for you back at camp?

    • @meid789
      @meid789 5 лет назад +11

      Of course the french had to sent wine 😂😂

    • @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145
      @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145 5 лет назад +2

      we never go out of home without a bottle of wine in our bag actually.

  • @rebekasultana2829
    @rebekasultana2829 5 лет назад +2957

    Josh: This is Josh
    Ollie: I'm Ollie
    Gabie: And this is JOLLIBIE!!!! DU DU DU DU DU DUUU
    Ollie for the 1000th time: I can put in the sound effects later

    • @yuriaisdrawing1112
      @yuriaisdrawing1112 5 лет назад +40

      I think that has become the new intro of JOLLIBIE, it wouldn't be the same without it 😂😂😂

    • @bryngjerme1272
      @bryngjerme1272 5 лет назад +23

      They need to make a compilation of him saying that😂😂

    • @rebekasultana2829
      @rebekasultana2829 5 лет назад +2

      @@bryngjerme1272 That's truee

  • @ninjastreet5
    @ninjastreet5 5 лет назад +2062

    Josh: "It's alive! It's alive!"
    Somewhere,
    Brad: "I feel like making kimchi"

    • @hynyw
      @hynyw 5 лет назад +4

      Brad who?

    • @sunfloweryoonie
      @sunfloweryoonie 5 лет назад +61

      @@hynyw Brad Leone from the bon appetit test kitchen

    • @TinyFlav
      @TinyFlav 5 лет назад +45

      Yenni Wijaya Bon Appetit has a you tube channel. Brad is one of the chefs and he has a segment called, “It’s Alive” that covers fermented food. It’s great! Check it out, the other videos from other chefs are good too but Brad is extra special.

    • @ninjastreet5
      @ninjastreet5 5 лет назад +72

      @@TinyFlav well said. but I would die for Claire from Bon Appetit Test Kitchen

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 лет назад +17

      #IWDFCFTBATK❤

  • @actuallynathalie4650
    @actuallynathalie4650 4 года назад +1714

    “When both of your wives are pissed”

    • @kaiizo..
      @kaiizo.. 3 года назад

      its no longer 777

  • @galugalu2829
    @galugalu2829 4 года назад +4218

    Has a french i'm still in shock : YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO MELT THE FONDUE BEFORE EATING IT OF COURSE IT'S NOT GOOD IF YOU DON'T !! My heart is crying and my soul has left my body...

    • @iMattCi89
      @iMattCi89 4 года назад +123

      This needs more upvotes hahahaha xD I was shocked that the fondue wasn't melted first ahaha

    • @arat2028
      @arat2028 4 года назад +15

      lmaoooo exactly

    • @theintrovertedgirl2503
      @theintrovertedgirl2503 4 года назад +11

      iMattCi89 5:43

    • @Leebpascal1
      @Leebpascal1 4 года назад +77

      Learn to read : 3:10 It's "fromage fondu" (melted cheese, so like vache qui rit for example) and not "fromage à fondue" (fondue's cheese)

    • @galugalu2829
      @galugalu2829 4 года назад +5

      @@Leebpascal1 non

  • @outsider_in
    @outsider_in 5 лет назад +3528

    The world: "It is impossible to make good-tasting army rations."
    France: **LAUGHS IN MICHELIN**

  • @Capt_ahn
    @Capt_ahn 5 лет назад +4114

    Delicious army rations exists in this world?!??
    It's really impossible.👀

    • @miri890
      @miri890 5 лет назад +29

      lmao 😂😂

    • @hoangphunguyen9603
      @hoangphunguyen9603 5 лет назад +175

      You have become one of their fans capt :))

    • @laviender
      @laviender 5 лет назад +69

      Aye there captain 😂

    • @dr_jj
      @dr_jj 5 лет назад +65

      중대장은 한국전식에 실망했다

    • @jaeminscoffee2543
      @jaeminscoffee2543 5 лет назад +79

      capt has a comment on almost every new video they post i

  • @enbyriot9088
    @enbyriot9088 5 лет назад +1643

    WHEN THE “ITS ALIVE” ICON SHOWED UP I CACKLED SO LOUD

    • @angelaoriel5912
      @angelaoriel5912 5 лет назад +11

      AND HIS PETRIFIED FACE BESIDE IT FEJDJSN

    • @midnitemarkit8889
      @midnitemarkit8889 5 лет назад +75

      an homage to brad, of course.

    • @KZ-hu9uj
      @KZ-hu9uj 5 лет назад +27

      Plus he mumbles some broken English at the same time its too fitting lmao

    • @juicykitten5499
      @juicykitten5499 4 года назад +1

      I love that show

    • @martinasophiaisaksen3034
      @martinasophiaisaksen3034 4 года назад +20

      the editor is definitely taking some inspiration from hunzi

  • @laneofmagic
    @laneofmagic 4 года назад +476

    I love how the husband is tossed aside and the wife and the friend are just enjoying the food.

    • @agbc9832
      @agbc9832 4 года назад +86

      *the wife and the wife

    • @achelois_in_tunes
      @achelois_in_tunes 2 года назад +3

      @@agbc9832 *the wife and Gabbie

    • @whereyoubean
      @whereyoubean 2 года назад +2

      @@achelois_in_tunes hahahahhahaa

  • @claravian
    @claravian 3 года назад +1083

    Everytime these three together in a video I'm always curious of how Lizzy would introduce them to her friends
    Lizzy: so this is Ollie, my husband, that is Josh, my husband's husband, and that is Gabbie, my husband's husband's wife

    • @TheToneBender
      @TheToneBender 2 года назад +11

      Basically April in S1 and S2 of Parks and Rec.

    • @IHateWearingBra
      @IHateWearingBra 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @senamhlaba
      @senamhlaba 2 года назад +2

      Is ollie still married to lizzy? He doesn't wear his ring anymore

    • @st4rtruck
      @st4rtruck 2 года назад +19

      @@senamhlaba he probably still is because at one point in a marriage you dont wear the ring anymore, you just have it in your home as a keepsake for the memories.

    • @whereyoubean
      @whereyoubean Год назад +5

      @@senamhlaba yes still married. Both josh and ollie oftentimes doesn’t wear their wedding rings and its alright

  • @anastasia9432
    @anastasia9432 5 лет назад +789

    Ollie and gabie: *chucking everything over the fire cause why not*
    Josh: *mother hen to the extreme for the chaotic duo*

    • @jelly4074
      @jelly4074 5 лет назад +18

      anastasia are you sure ? he’s the one who spilled everything 😂😂 just 3 chicks

    • @anastasia9432
      @anastasia9432 5 лет назад +1

      졔리 to be fair I wrote this comment before I finished the video 😂

  • @_yuqey
    @_yuqey 5 лет назад +2720

    Gabie: "Oh let's do the fromage on here!"
    Ollie: "This is gonna be good~"
    Josh: "What are you talking about, guys?!"
    The wives reunited, so cute 😂

    • @outsider_in
      @outsider_in 5 лет назад +71

      Definitely would be interested in the 'Ollybie Cooking Show'.
      *GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT*

    • @_yuqey
      @_yuqey 5 лет назад +3

      69,420 subs with no videos challenge yes HAHAHAHA

    • @magdalenasiringoringo5807
      @magdalenasiringoringo5807 5 лет назад +11

      @@outsider_in i think you can see in Gabie's channel where Ollie and Her cooking together. And it's so chaotic lol

    • @Lupin788
      @Lupin788 2 года назад

      @@magdalenasiringoringo5807 Contrast that with Gabie teaching Joel how to cook.

  • @dudeihavenocar
    @dudeihavenocar 4 года назад +948

    K-American here. In the early years of the Afghanistan conflict, one of the outpost I was in had French Foreign Legions. The FFLs with us had massive amount of French rations. Honest to God, they got sick of them, and opted to eat the food cooked by our cooks (mostly deep fried food, already pre-made and frozen. i.e. hamburgers and pizzas). The FFLs always kept their storage doors open for us Americans to take their rations. First time I've ever had rabbit, lamb and duck was in Afghanistan, eating a French ration.

    • @dudeihavenocar
      @dudeihavenocar 4 года назад +38

      MMS Protocol Honestly, not that bad...depending on the meal. There are around 10 different meals, and each one has their own unique personality. The very bad meals will have the best side dishes. But the good main dishes had bad side dishes. For example, a meal they no longer make, egg omelet, was terrible! But it had the best side items. My favorite American MRE is hashbrown, it’s a mixture of hash and bacon. But, the side meals aren’t that good, think like mix nuts or something like that. But to compare the American ration to French rations, no comparison. The British ration is better than the American, too. The brits has this meal with beans and weenies, and some sort of custard pudding with a cake in it.

    • @Aerolyte
      @Aerolyte 4 года назад +8

      @MMS Protocol usually the veggie meals have good sides, my personal favorite is the cheese ravioli when you get the chance to heat it up it’s okay when cold

    • @samurai5467
      @samurai5467 4 года назад +28

      But you know french peaple love america and we didn't regect your food, we are good in cooking but we don't hate other cooking, we just mocking beacause we mocking everything.

    • @vukkulvar9769
      @vukkulvar9769 4 года назад +29

      @@samurai5467 french even mock french

    • @lareponse4745
      @lareponse4745 4 года назад +7

      @@samurai5467 "we don't hate other cooking"
      ahem...english food ?

  • @alsviorkook1056
    @alsviorkook1056 4 года назад +1014

    "This is fromage fondue it has to be fondue" EXACTLY GABBIE

    • @Leebpascal1
      @Leebpascal1 4 года назад +12

      Nope, it means it is already melted, like smoked salmon is not the sane thing as salmon for smoking.
      Btw, its fromage fondU, as fromage is masculine.

    • @Leebpascal1
      @Leebpascal1 4 года назад +6

      @Aurélien
      3:10 NO : It's written fondu without E on the box. This is this product : static.openfoodfacts.org/images/products/353/758/070/5294/nutrition_fr.17.full.jpg
      So again, simple grammar : fondu means it WAS melted during fabrication, the fromages fondus family is a group of cheeses (mostly indudtrial) where you can find kiri or vache qui rit.

    • @crybabysarmy2350
      @crybabysarmy2350 4 года назад +1

      Ok that jimin pfp kills me he looks so good

    • @Intergouvernementalisation
      @Intergouvernementalisation 3 года назад +4

      @@Leebpascal1 Bah clairement non, fromage fondu *e* , tu vois pas qu'il y'a une erreur, ce serait plutot fromage fondu sans E si c'était un fromage pré-fondu, là non, c'est un fromage pour la fondu *e* , tu comprends ?

    • @Leebpascal1
      @Leebpascal1 3 года назад

      @@Intergouvernementalisation
      C'est toi qui est à côté de la plaque. Regarde le lien et minutage que je donne avant d'écrire. C'est écrit fondU. C'est du fromage contenant des sels de fonte pour être tartinable froid... comme la vache qui rit

  • @ryanadams7648
    @ryanadams7648 5 лет назад +670

    9:51
    Olly: *Eats Potato amd Tuna*
    Also Olly: By the way I'm allergic to potato

    • @TheMemeSchemer
      @TheMemeSchemer 4 года назад +4

      He can eat in little quantities like 6 french fries

    • @CTSpeed413
      @CTSpeed413 4 года назад

      He said he’d die happy! 😆

    • @foylepoirot1437
      @foylepoirot1437 3 года назад

      l also have a potato allergy that encompasses my love/hate relationship with taters...my tongue loves them & my digestive system hates them...lol

  • @_yuqey
    @_yuqey 5 лет назад +535

    Ollie: "Should we get some wine?"
    Josh: "What, we're just gonna chug it from the bottle?"
    Ollie: "What do you think they do in the battlefield; Josh?"
    exactly HAHAHAHA 😂

    • @tdelioncourt1268
      @tdelioncourt1268 5 лет назад +6

      On the battlefield or not, it's okay, trust me I'm french. ^^

    • @figfox2425
      @figfox2425 5 лет назад +4

      I am pretty sure he said "bottlefield" 😂

    • @lapinmalin8626
      @lapinmalin8626 5 лет назад +1

      look at the french world war 1 soldiers in the trenches the wine is more important than the food

  • @tianatt8602
    @tianatt8602 5 лет назад +381

    “I have a diploma in french cooking”
    “Well WE have experience in military rations”
    *Beat that*

  • @Wooshieboy
    @Wooshieboy 4 года назад +547

    i think that the french made it tasty so that their soldiers have an emotional/moral boost when they eat.

    • @philippesoares1745
      @philippesoares1745 3 года назад +62

      Napoléon once said " une Armée marche a son estomac" (an army walks with his stomach). And judging how he litteraly wiped the floor with thé rest of European powers i can't disagree :)

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 3 года назад +2

      Betray the king, make an emperor for a better. Simple

    • @triplebbb1484
      @triplebbb1484 3 года назад

      When was the last time French won a war?

    • @user-cl2xv1gd2h
      @user-cl2xv1gd2h 3 года назад +3

      @@triplebbb1484 Hard to answer, nowadays, French wars are against islamist and not a country sooo i think it better to let u search in wikipedia or others sources (sorry for my english).

    • @pinguin472
      @pinguin472 3 года назад +3

      @@user-cl2xv1gd2h Like you said, France is at war with islamists but I'd say last war won by France against a country would be WW1 or maybe WW2 if you don't think that being occupied until the end of the war is losing.

  • @jenini9125
    @jenini9125 4 года назад +123

    I am French and the daughter of a soldier. When I was a child, my dad sometimes brought us extra rations and it was so good.

  • @JustGeorgiaxD
    @JustGeorgiaxD 5 лет назад +250

    Wives: ‘this is gonna be good’
    Josh: THIS IS A DISASTER

  • @dmswock
    @dmswock 5 лет назад +201

    9:00 셋 중 그 누구도 불은 신경쓰지 않아ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ통조림보다 저 불이 더 먼저 아니냐고요!!ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @HotaruChuu
    @HotaruChuu 5 лет назад +392

    All jokes aside, having something tasty while being under extreme mental and physical challenges will actually make the difference on the battlefield ^^

    • @MrNikolidas
      @MrNikolidas 5 лет назад +7

      All the surrendering was just because of the collective food comas the soldiers were all in.

    • @HotaruChuu
      @HotaruChuu 5 лет назад +9

      @@MrNikolidas lmao sure. Joke made by the biggest joke on the international scene rn but go off

    • @user-ix4nq9yz8k
      @user-ix4nq9yz8k 5 лет назад

      Jonathan Charles xD omg imagine

    • @MrNikolidas
      @MrNikolidas 5 лет назад

      @@HotaruChuu I don't know why, but the phrase "all jokes aside" compels me to make a joke. Sorry if I touched a nerve.

    • @HotaruChuu
      @HotaruChuu 5 лет назад +18

      @@MrNikolidas joke gotta be funny mate. The surrendering recurrence is about as funny as the ignorance it shows

  • @adicaprio2002
    @adicaprio2002 4 года назад +682

    "only french would have layered pasta in their army ragione"
    Me, an Italian: Am i a joke to you?

    • @martalorenzini3174
      @martalorenzini3174 4 года назад +4

      Oltretutto stanno mangiando le Lasagne che quarda caso sono italiane👀

    • @Idk-gq3qc
      @Idk-gq3qc 4 года назад +19

      @Saki Maro and it seems like you have no idea where respect came from.

    • @callumhutchison6268
      @callumhutchison6268 4 года назад +13

      @Saki Maro and the poor little boy is you?

    • @D3R3KK28
      @D3R3KK28 4 года назад

      ouais ca te derange ??

    • @YK36Deadezio
      @YK36Deadezio 4 года назад +2

      Only french have song for onion

  • @nakaharaindria
    @nakaharaindria 5 лет назад +396

    Double wife approval 😂😂😂 fr real though, why does Josh looks like the third wheel in this

  • @fernables3125
    @fernables3125 5 лет назад +299

    love the little nod to Brad Leone there 😂😂

    • @tapir1727
      @tapir1727 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah for the next time uhhh mama, big Boi and wourder will came out too 😂😂

    • @tainacstr
      @tainacstr 5 лет назад +6

      Same, I was looking for a comment about it haha

    • @itshellosepi
      @itshellosepi 5 лет назад +21

      I am so happy you noticed!! :D Had to slide it in there :P Brad is i c o n i c!!

    • @peggykhairin3198
      @peggykhairin3198 5 лет назад

      I rush to the comment section to find this the second it’s alive edit popped up🤣

    • @bryanloo4116
      @bryanloo4116 5 лет назад

      Came looking for this HAHA

  • @loicoberle6156
    @loicoberle6156 5 лет назад +265

    As a frenchman I feel strangely proud of our army rations.

    • @aAlyssN
      @aAlyssN 5 лет назад +7

      Same! I feel like I will be trying very hard to not boast about it from now on haha

    • @shrek13241
      @shrek13241 5 лет назад +3

      Shame you can't say the same about your army. Good rations to munch on after the white flag is out.

    • @laetitiagilles8616
      @laetitiagilles8616 5 лет назад +18

      @@shrek13241 Another "French soldiers surrender" joke. How original.

    • @irismoranville7830
      @irismoranville7830 5 лет назад +19

      @@laetitiagilles8616 And shows a serious lack of history knowledge

    • @shrek13241
      @shrek13241 5 лет назад +1

      And here are the buthurt snowflakes that don't know what a joke is.

  • @Capt_ahn
    @Capt_ahn 5 лет назад +272

    나 다른나라 전투식량 너무 궁금해서 미군 전투식량 사서 먹어봤는데....
    맛있더라 형들.....
    담에 놀러오면 한숟가락 줄게....

    • @Jigoo-on-nana
      @Jigoo-on-nana 5 лет назад +3

      Capt. Ahn heesu 유툽 해주세요ㅎㅎ팬이에요!!😍

    • @유진훈-f6q
      @유진훈-f6q 5 лет назад +4

      이행님은 졸리영상 마다 계시네 ㅎㅎ

    • @dbsdndl906
      @dbsdndl906 5 лет назад +7

      1 프랑스군 전투식량=5 미군 전투식량=25 한국군 전투식량=50 영국군 전투식량

    • @notification_09
      @notification_09 5 лет назад

      미군 전식도 잘 골라먹어야지 훈련중에 미군애들이랑 바꿔먹었는데 맛없는거 먹으면 그냥 음식물쓰레기던데...

  • @knightsljx
    @knightsljx 5 лет назад +414

    As an ex-soldier and chemist, I would highly advise against holding your food directly over those (hexamine) fuel pellets to heat them. in fact in training, we were told explicitly not to handle the fuel pellets directly by hand and then consuming food later

    • @CheshieD
      @CheshieD 4 года назад +37

      Well..... might explain their giddiness 😂😂

    • @nickisuhl
      @nickisuhl 4 года назад +22

      How are you supposed to prepare the food then? Honest question, absolutely clueless here.

    • @CheshieD
      @CheshieD 4 года назад +7

      nickisuhl I mean one way would be to like use a cloth to hold it? But other than that idrk. Technically all those meals are edible without heating them up

    • @nickisuhl
      @nickisuhl 4 года назад +2

      @Evi1M4chine Oh lol I misunderstood the first comment. Thank you, I got it now haha.

    • @llynaraf8057
      @llynaraf8057 4 года назад +1

      @@nickisuhl Hexamine is Toxic

  • @erjinson
    @erjinson 5 лет назад +737

    i've never heard josh sound as british as he did when he said 'this looks like a bLoOdY rEsTaUrAnt mEaL' at 6:45

    • @지영-v7b
      @지영-v7b 4 года назад +22

      He kinda sounds like Ron Weasley...

    • @crybabysarmy2350
      @crybabysarmy2350 4 года назад +10

      I don't know why but I read this in a gorden ramsey voice 🤣🤦

  • @XxsunnysisxX
    @XxsunnysisxX 2 года назад +194

    “Double Wife Approval!” Ollie kills me every time 🤣💜

  • @blairbutton1809
    @blairbutton1809 5 лет назад +256

    I watched this in front of my parents...then my dad bought French Army Rations for my uncle for Christmas...

  • @kon9_dduck
    @kon9_dduck 5 лет назад +49

    뭔가 이번편 조쉬 시무룩해보여ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 두 와이프가 너무 쿵짝맞게 놀려서그런가ㅋㅋㅋ

  • @cutejobichan
    @cutejobichan 4 года назад +34

    The exact chaotic energy that Gabbie and Ollie give off while cooking the cans while Josh is panicking at the back is exactly why they’re his best friend and wife

  • @marionmb9974
    @marionmb9974 5 лет назад +317

    As a frenchie and a french teacher I must say that Ollie's french pronunciation is ON POINT !

    • @lapinmalin8626
      @lapinmalin8626 5 лет назад +10

      si elle veut apprendre le Français elle n'aura pas d'accent quand elle le parlera c'est impressionnant

    • @farhaam3488
      @farhaam3488 5 лет назад +3

      Elle doit être japonaises si oui c'est normal

    • @CheshieD
      @CheshieD 4 года назад +16

      😦 *backs away slowly*

    • @cornelisvreeswijk186
      @cornelisvreeswijk186 4 года назад +28

      Erm... Ollie's the guy on the right, not the woman in the centre XD

    • @marionmb9974
      @marionmb9974 4 года назад +4

      @@cornelisvreeswijk186 I know that...

  • @myboo4469
    @myboo4469 5 лет назад +93

    The title should be "rare video of two wives fighting their poor husband together for 11 minutes straight" yep

  • @miri890
    @miri890 5 лет назад +129

    Josh : I think it's a yogurt tube
    Gabie : It's a jam 😂

  • @kpopmulti_17
    @kpopmulti_17 2 года назад +15

    I can see why 1:09 Gabie speaking in French is the most replayed part of the video. So so gooddddd

  • @capucinewidemann3120
    @capucinewidemann3120 5 лет назад +100

    I am french and When Josh speaks french, I just hear a drunk French guy 😂

  • @Say_what_now1
    @Say_what_now1 Год назад +2

    7:11
    Aww this moment between ollie and Gabbie is so wholesome i can't 😭❤️

  • @alicemei2809
    @alicemei2809 5 лет назад +316

    Strange thought but, where do they dispose the metal cans when they’re on a mission? Also love the ‘It’s alive’ reference. ❤️

    • @Zealox
      @Zealox 5 лет назад +40

      They eat it obviously lol

    • @Zheno
      @Zheno 5 лет назад +53

      Use for distraction or throw and strike the head of the enemy.

    • @kaizerjohn9685
      @kaizerjohn9685 5 лет назад +12

      lol yeah the "It's Alive" font. They watch BA

    • @MissLooneyable
      @MissLooneyable 5 лет назад

      @@kaizerjohn9685 what movie is it?

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 лет назад

      @@MissLooneyable it's another YT channel

  • @thadzdingo
    @thadzdingo 5 лет назад +43

    gabie is so adorable whenever she makes jolly sound effects

  • @T_1.5
    @T_1.5 5 лет назад +64

    Gabbie’s really working towards that Ollie is a Mere Second Wife compilation

  • @olivierdk2
    @olivierdk2 4 года назад +24

    4:17 It was Napoleon and the French government that really changed everything. Hoping to find a more effective way to feed his troops, a prize of 12,000 francs ( quite a fortune at the time ) was offered to anyone who could devise such a means. Continuing with experiments on the subject he started years before Napoleon's government challenge, Nicolas Appert discovered that it was heat (not air) that kept pesky spoilage (caused by microbes, although he didn’t know this) at bay. This was even though the official scientific discovery of those microbes in relation to food spoilage came some 50 years later. (Thank you, Pasteur!) But Appert was correct, even if he didn’t know entirely why.
    Appert’s process involved placing food inside glass jars, that were then corked, much like wine, and sealed off with a wax seal. The jars were wrapped in canvas and then boiled. He submitted his invention to the French government and was announced the winner in January of 1810, some 15 years after he first began experimenting. That same year Appert published " The Art of Preserving Animal and Vegetable Substances ", the first cookbook of its kind on modern food preservation.
    If you don't want to mess with your life, don't mess with our food.

    • @harukrentz435
      @harukrentz435 3 года назад

      I think france has the best MRE bar none. I almost thought youre planning to go picnic instead of war 😂

    • @mathismuller6033
      @mathismuller6033 2 года назад

      But how would you get the food out of the bottle without either braking it or getting glass pieces into your food?

  • @ItsIliana
    @ItsIliana 5 лет назад +266

    “Josh, when both of your wives are pissed..” dead 😂😂

  • @roisin8628
    @roisin8628 5 лет назад +52

    8:27 Josh stubbornly saying everything is fine even though he knows he’s completely ruined the cooking process 😂😂😂

    • @Nounouille8
      @Nounouille8 5 лет назад

      To be fair, it said on the packet to leave the can half opened so he was technically right 😂

  • @mounia548
    @mounia548 5 лет назад +145

    As a French person I was afraid they'd set the bar too high and when I saw the rations I was like oh no it's doesn't look good at all but then I remembered what they had to go through eating the Russian ones 😂

    • @phillippko
      @phillippko 5 лет назад +1

      It is western propaganda. In real Russian rations we have Borscht (БОРЩ), Pelmeni (ПЕЛЬМЕНИ), Aspic (холодец) and vodka. The tastiest food in the world! Слава Советскому Союзу!

    • @mounia548
      @mounia548 5 лет назад +1

      @@phillippko you're taking it too far 😂 I was just talking about how it didn't look appetizing

  • @mounikakulkarni119
    @mounikakulkarni119 4 года назад +21

    When Gabie said "I think he sent us wine, Of course he did" she sounded and looked so good. :)

  • @biancamercado7421
    @biancamercado7421 4 года назад +38

    Ollie shielding Gabie from the tuna oil splattering everywhere is the sweetest ❤️

  • @Booyah696969696969
    @Booyah696969696969 4 года назад +16

    Wow, Gabbie's French is soooo good! I'd listen to a whole video of her just speaking in French!!!

  • @Susuna685
    @Susuna685 5 лет назад +62

    As a french, can I just say, I laughed a lot. Especially when they tried reading.

  • @laurasyafreenaatilya818
    @laurasyafreenaatilya818 5 лет назад +49

    Ollie the mere wife:
    “Josh~ Josh~ when both of your wives are pissed...”
    Josh the husband panicking to fix situation🤣

  • @fasd182
    @fasd182 5 лет назад +101

    "It's ALIVE!"
    obviously someone is a big fan of BA

    • @itshellosepi
      @itshellosepi 5 лет назад +13

      Hyeong Joon Park you caught me red handed lol

    • @amandablake5505
      @amandablake5505 5 лет назад +1

      THANK YOU I was looking for someone else’s who caught that! Kinda want them to collab bc the chaotic energy would be through the roof & im here for it

  • @whenyourkindofa.m.iswithst1337
    @whenyourkindofa.m.iswithst1337 5 лет назад +227

    gabbie: "it says it there"
    olly: "yeah, in FRENCH"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hojoonshin156
    @hojoonshin156 5 лет назад +167

    Korean military ration : Just pull the string and it boils
    Others : Set on fire....

    • @Lipurshan
      @Lipurshan 4 года назад +3

      Not only Korean

    • @Ulvetann
      @Ulvetann 3 года назад +5

      Meanwhile in Norway: 'Put your bag of food in your armpit to defrost it.'

    • @jellybaebi
      @jellybaebi 3 года назад

      Ulvetann whaat? 😂😂😂😂

    • @set_your_heart_ablaze-444
      @set_your_heart_ablaze-444 3 года назад

      @@jellybaebi its true

    • @lzh4950
      @lzh4950 3 года назад +1

      Singapore: Just put the ration on a Land Rover's bonnet to heat it up

  • @127sedot4
    @127sedot4 5 лет назад +23

    9:27 They are impressed by the food while there's a fire on a ration can. LOL

  • @King-zi9ch
    @King-zi9ch 5 лет назад +76

    "Double wife approval" - Ollie ~2019

  • @noonah4114
    @noonah4114 5 лет назад +29

    Little fact of the day (from a soldier I've met): French soldiers working in submarines or boats eat food from a real chef. They have literally the best food of the military.

    • @tonyhawk94
      @tonyhawk94 5 лет назад +8

      In the French navy, food is considered a very key factor, especially in submarines where you'll be under the sea for several weeks in a row basically, having a chef bring comfort and boost morale. :)

  • @FrLawRE
    @FrLawRE 4 года назад +54

    Wasn't it Napoleon who said,"an army marches on its stomach." ? Well, whoever said that was right. The toughest Marine/Ranger/Seal(listed in alphabetical order) won't get the mission done if he's starving!

  • @maansirao9594
    @maansirao9594 2 года назад +1

    The BA reference at 6:24 with It's Alive is everything>>>>

  • @Losena.4
    @Losena.4 5 лет назад +10

    Your French pronunciation was pretty good ! 😂
    And of course we do not mess around with food guys ! It’s our whole life ! 😂
    " Fermer la bouche " lmao 😭😂

  • @remramen
    @remramen 5 лет назад +33

    i see what you did there with "it's alive" logo
    ba test kitchen fan approved

  • @LF-Cat
    @LF-Cat 5 лет назад +64

    조쉬 와이프'들' 한테 구박받는거 보니까 짠하다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @misterthemad994
    @misterthemad994 4 года назад +58

    Rien ne réchauffe mieux les entrailles et le cœur qu'un bon repas

  • @Marie-dg2uh
    @Marie-dg2uh 4 года назад +4

    5:44 조쉬는 what are you talking about!!!하면서 열변을 토하고 있는데 가비&올리는 예에~!~!맛있겠다😀😀😀 하는 게 너무 웃김ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 무슨 만화 같아요ㅋㅋㅋ

  • @irfanmuammar5902
    @irfanmuammar5902 5 лет назад +9

    6:35
    G:"Jesus, jesus!"
    J:"Why are you calling on jesus?"
    Rev Chris: "Why aren't you josh?"

  • @QuizzicalMink
    @QuizzicalMink 5 лет назад +17

    I feel like Ollie and Gabie joined forces for once and Josh didn't come out looking like the cool one for once.... What twilight zone am I living in ?!?!

  • @mayflower1108
    @mayflower1108 5 лет назад +9

    9:17 I love how they carry on while the can is still on fire 😂😂

  • @mitchified23
    @mitchified23 4 года назад +8

    “this is my marriage” this has got to be one of my fav videos!! you guys are hilarious 😂

  • @KZ-hu9uj
    @KZ-hu9uj 5 лет назад +12

    I can’t believe you managed to get Josh both saying “It’s Alive” and mumbling some fake English in the same sentence. The double Bon Apetit reference is so slick

  • @komalchauhan5791
    @komalchauhan5791 3 года назад +47

    Ollie calling Gabie "Gabs" was some major bestie vibe ngl (time stamp 7:14)

  • @user-ss1jn9rs4c
    @user-ss1jn9rs4c 5 лет назад +46

    7:34
    No one :
    Ollie : *DoUbLe WiFe ApPrOvAl*
    😂😂😂

  • @YUJEONGPARK-py1ib
    @YUJEONGPARK-py1ib 5 лет назад +3

    영상편집 올리가하죠 ?! ㅋㅋㅋ10:25 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 세컨드와이프가 퍼스트와이프 디스하네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @jd_dorayaki
    @jd_dorayaki 5 лет назад +9

    Gabi's french accent is literally perfect! I'm so impressed...

  • @suvas1183
    @suvas1183 2 года назад +1

    the energy in 5:48? unmatched.
    for real tho both ollie and gabie are going evil scientist mode and josh is the sane sidekick.

  • @arthyem21
    @arthyem21 3 года назад +7

    I love how Ollie tries his best to read French and Gabie is a hundred percent better.
    Don't worry Ollie, as a french, I understood all you said. You're doing great, keep it on !

  • @glow2500
    @glow2500 5 лет назад +6

    Did he just say "double wife approval" AHHAHHA OLLY.
    i am also loving the insight of gabbie's and josh's marriage arguments😂😂 "this is what youve done josh" "how are you still trying to justify yourself?" "This is my marriage."

  • @circusmonkey28
    @circusmonkey28 5 лет назад +48

    "Double Wife approval!"
    The man's cornered! Somebody help him!

  • @randomperson6113
    @randomperson6113 4 года назад +6

    8:02 “when both of your wives are pissed- when both of your wives are pissed” I don’t know why but they gave me a Kim Kardashian vibes 😳🤚

  • @opall4321
    @opall4321 3 года назад +4

    This was so chaotic and hilarious to watch😂😂 I love them!

  • @learnmore7857
    @learnmore7857 5 лет назад +18

    8:14
    Ollie: Actually, you only need to put this on at the end, that was our mistake.
    Gabbie: I mean it says it there.
    Ollie: Yeah, in French!
    Me: What??

  • @flo7602
    @flo7602 5 лет назад +5

    OMG! I'm a french canadien and I'm so proud Gabbie speaks french!! She is so good!!

  • @TiraTada
    @TiraTada 5 лет назад +33

    Lol the it’s alive with Brad Logo tho 😂

  • @pandaboo15
    @pandaboo15 5 лет назад +3

    "I'm the cats walking around the garden" 🤣 You'd be a cute cat Ollie. A mischievous one to be exact 🤣 I only started watching this and the other channel one week ago and I have to say that I am totally hooked! ❤️

  • @sentinel8534
    @sentinel8534 4 года назад +17

    Like a general of ours said during the napelonian era : "An army walk with it's stomach".

  • @allie8431
    @allie8431 5 лет назад +10

    Ollie: Gosh it smells fishy
    Josh: Of course it does it’s a massive fish
    This is the most accurate description of josh and Ollie’s relationship I’ve seen in a while😂

  • @T_1.5
    @T_1.5 5 лет назад +67

    Tasting French Military Cheeses with Ollie’s Dad?!?

  • @user-ss1jn9rs4c
    @user-ss1jn9rs4c 5 лет назад +4

    Ofcourse he doesn't trust you
    What do you mean? @06:05
    *Cuz you're a mere second wife!*
    Ollie and Gabie back at it again 😂😂😂

  • @elusivegamergirl
    @elusivegamergirl 3 года назад +10

    I actually wanna try and track down a French ration now to try it for myself. That all looked surprisingly good

  • @sandylamps
    @sandylamps 3 года назад +47

    I love the chaos in this episode because it’s basically dumb friend (Ollie) and extremely smart friend (Gabie) makes horrible decisions while the neutral friend (Josh) is on the side trying to stop them from doing stupid stuff

    • @CorHellekin
      @CorHellekin 3 года назад +11

      if anything, josh was the dumb friend, and none of them were super smart lol just chaotic

  • @m.p.4515
    @m.p.4515 5 лет назад +28

    "When both your wives are pissed"
    *dead* 😂
    "You're calling me a wife.. that's a win." 😂👏

  • @Panster7
    @Panster7 5 лет назад +23

    Gabie: Yeeeeeeeee~
    Ollie: This is gonna be good~
    Josh: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, GUYS???
    LOL

  • @ontaganteng
    @ontaganteng 5 лет назад +9

    8:17
    gabie: i mean it says, in there
    ollie: yeah, in French
    I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @sushmita_93
    @sushmita_93 2 года назад +6

    Ollie is readily witty! He has the ability to crack up even the most unhumorous person

  • @jenojaemin1730
    @jenojaemin1730 4 года назад +2

    5:16 the power of Gabbie from constant cooking!