German Army Rations are Actually TERRIFYING.
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Today we try JOLLY German military army rations from their creative(?) biscuits to mysterious meals, some of which we really liked and some… watch the video to find out!!
오늘은 독일의 졸리한 전투식량을 먹어봅니다! 정말 독일스러운(?) 비스킷부터 미스터리 샐러드와 본식 메뉴들… 그리고 의외로 맛있는 후식들까지?! 과연 독일 전투식량은 전투력을 상승시켜주는 맛일까요…?! 영상에서 확인하세요!
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missed the opportunity to say “german rations are the wurst” 😔
OOF
opportunity taken
Legend.
omg
good one
Those biscuits is how I see the multiple choice answers in my exams
I've never relate to someone more
My life in a nutshell:
Fuck I have an exam tomorrow and this sounds so trueeee
Hahaha good one
Here have my angry thumbs up
me and all other german speakers: Käse Aufstrich
Jolly: casa uvstric
Ich kann nicht mehr 😂💀
orbitiny사샤 ich schwöre ahhahahah
xD
Uffstrich und Uffschnitt, quite German ... not proper German, but German.
I only read it right because my mom is afrikaans 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and my dad is German but sadly i never learnt it or afrikaans
German motivation to fight wars: if you win we give you normal food again
lol XD
@@ducmkie Oh my god! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
or to get the other side's ration
……… that backfired.
xD sooo true! History shows best!
You know you’re German when you look at the Erbseneintopf and actually think it looks alright 😂
And as a German, that is exactly what I thought lol. Looked good to me :D
Me too! Good to know I’m not the only one
I love how all our usernames pretty much prove that we’re german
It really didn't look bad. Actually looked pretty good tbh 😂
Exactly my thought. It looked fine to me as well. I've seen a lot worse Erbseneintöpfe. 😂
There is no delicious military rations in the world. But there's no military rations that you don't need. - CAPT.AHN - I respect all soldiers who take preservatives for their country today. We'll be mummies when we die.
captain, who writes these comments for you? we jollybeans want to know ㅋㅋㅋ
HAHAHAHAHAHA the funniest thing I've heard all day. 😂 You soldiers sure are well-preserved.
captain, why are all of your comments so funny?
Well, the french definitely has good rations.
@@awiennn finally, 1st time reading an english comment from you captain!
You know, the "Hartkeks" or "Firm Biscuit" is sometimes also called "Panzerkeks" which literally translates to "Tank Biscuit" and they got their name because sometimes you could drive them over with a tank and they would not crumble because they are so firm
you can also use them as makeshift armor plate replacement for your armor vest ^^
You can also eat an entire package and not take a dump for 3 days
I’m Swedish and I my family we call them hardtack. And my uncle Otto would have hardtack sandwiches with hardtack in between 2 pieces of bread
What!😂😂
@@drgonrasa pooping is inefficient, conflicts with german ideals
The biscuits are lovingly called "Panzerplatten" here. It translates to "tank plate / slab"
Germans talk about there tanks a lot.
@@lastminutewonder9602 to be fair, they have good reason. Though I suspect this is because the biscuits are an acceptable alternative to armor.
Kenn nur Panzerschokolade
"Armour plate" is a better translation
We have a saying in Germany "Der Hunger treibt's rein." which means basiclly "If you're hungry you'll eat anything".
Bei uns sagt man "Der Hunger treibt's runner" :D
@@hiruzy4846 und der Geiz hälts drin
@@blarfroer8066 der Geiz hälts drin 😂 ich kann nimma, das kannte ich noch nicht 👌🏻
We also have a similar saying in Korea. "시장이 반찬이다", meaning "hunger is the side dish itself". Koreans always eat steamed rice with side dishes, so it is very important what kind of side dishes you eat in Korea.
@@Keichokoshu einige Leute die zu Satt (luxuriös) sind essen halt vieles nicht, auch im Not.
Ollie: has a weak stomach
Also Ollie: tries the most questionable or out of date food 😂😂
At least there weren't any potatoes in them.
Toby Teng like that would stop him
Guess Ollie never saw Airplane.. ;-D!
Toby Teng He doesn’t like potatoes?
Hi @@FC-eh7ll Ollie is allergic to potatoes.
Josh and Ollie on every single one of those things "ugh, no, that is horrible"
Josh at the end of the video "Overall, not bad"
sp0tthecat well they edited many things out like these puddings they talk about
"There's visible peas in there as well" is probably one of the most british things I have ever heard, since it is my impression that british people boil all peas to the point of disintegration.
„it’s almost like the german army doesn’t want anyone to join them“
well you’re not wrong
literally what I thought
"Ve let ze Americans protekt us"
@@janus3555 wohl eher wir lassen uns von den Amis beschützen
"this is the German army's greatest weapon"
me, looking at the state of the Bundeswehr: "you might be right"
All the other weapons are broken anyways...
That was exactly what I was thinking😂
Hey now, some weapons are still working.
My thoughts as I read the title...
Let's be clear: it's their only weapon xD
I remember when I was in the Boy Scouts of America, my troop and I had MRE's that were older in age than we were. An example; we used the brownies to hammer our tent pegs into the ground and the brownies stayed intact.
"It tastes like chemicals"
The Allies: Ah shit, not again!
ollie: tHis iS tHe gErmAn aRmy's gReaTesT wEapOn
josh: ...tinned bread?
SKDJKSJ
sksksksksksksksksk
We meet again fellow stay
Roxi Mochi 😌💕
whats the diffenrence of slty bicuits and sweet biscuits?
*one is sweet one is salty*
IQ : 20.000.000
Me, a German, trying to understand what Ollie just said.
Two min later: oooooh Erbeseneintopf mit Würstchen!
ich war so verwirrt wegen ‚käseauftrich“ man
Genau Erbesen XD
It took me at least 5 minutes, I rewatched so many times and even after I saw the food I've been confused 😂 It did sound like it were 4 or 5 words, I literally was like "im Koch-topf???" trying to guess 😅
@@sophie4792 eher "Kase-Uffstrich" 😂
Ich konnte nicht verstehen 😂
Between ollie's silly personality and dumb little comments (goofy), and Josh's contagious laugh, I think I've found my favorite channel
"In German easy means almost impossible" soooooooooo true!
Easy for Germans... ;)
As a former soldier, Germany has got the form factor right (taste aside). Those packet rice/pasta are the bane of a solider's existence when you're out in the field. The biscuits are where it's at, they're easy to eat, you can eat them on the go, they keep you full (relatively). Somehow the people who designed rations seem to think soldiers have the luxury of time to start a fire, cook and consume an entire packet of main course. I wished I had that many biscuits in my daily rations. Fortunately in my country, they've started replacing many of the rice/pasta packs with various kinds of stew. Which are far better for the field. You just tear one open and gulp everything down in less than 3 minutes.
They also make sure you don't have to go to the loo for days :D
Well said, I always thought that when watching these videos 😂
(Like do they really expect soldier to sit and cook the full meal and stuff?)
I think Major Charles mentioned this once. Memory banks say it was 'hard routine' or similar.
Basically you are can't have a fire or anything that might make you noticable. including steam from some of the fancy rations?
It's all just cold rations.
I think they would have preferred cold stew.
They are RUclipsrs. You know what it means. They overreact, exaggerate, and seem to cross the line sometimes for fun. We all know what biscuits mean especially on a battlefield. 😊
Must be tough to be a soldier 🥵
Josh: whats the difference between sweet biscuit and salty biscuit?
Ollie: one's sweet, one's salty
I DIED
🤦♂️
I was like why is josh asking an obvious question 🤣🤣🤣 and i had the same exact answer as ollie!
A very German response.
I literally thought the same thing as Ollie tho😂🤦🏼♀️
@@yummiebiey YAAAAS
6:40 Corn is always present in vomit, it does not matter if you ate it or not, it's there.
I love how the person doing the subtitles gave up on adding subtitles at 4:44 when ollie pronounced whatever that is
Ollie: I love you
Both: NOT
Gabie downstairs not knowing the situation: Yes finally I'm the first and only wife
😂
me, german, looking at the pea soup with cocktail sausages: that... just looks like a normal school meal tbh
Heut gibt's Eintopf, wie jeden Freitag! 😏
Lol ja
True, ich dachte mir nur so "hmmm, sieht ganz lecker aus, das hatten wir gestern in der Schule" 😂
Or like the normal canned "Erbseneintopf" from Erasco or Ja!
Ich dachte halt echt das sieht straight up aus wie der Erbseneintopf von meiner oma😂
My father is an officer in the German army and some biscuits going bad for no reason is an actual problem xD also, the sweet biscuits are only very slightly sweet in the beginning but will gradually become sweeter the more you chew them, until they taste like normal biscuits from the store.
I’d just soak them first and save the mastication.
As a German myself, we tend not to like things as sweet as some other cultures do. Living in the U.S. now, I find their desserts unbearably sweet. Every pie tastes the same because almost the only thing you can even begin to taste is the sugar. All the Germans I've known want other flavors to have a chance to come out.
@@angelicpapillon No, it's the spit that makes it sweet. Actually works with normal bread too (maybe not the abomination the US-Americans call bread).
@@franzischulli4882 only the sugar addled American spit would make it taste better.
@@angelicpapillon Yeah, I think a lot of MRE biscuits are meant to be soaked.
I'm German and I think i have literally not laughed this hard in a while🤣! Thanks guys!
"German" in the title...
I just want to state that this comment section will soon be Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland. Auf Wiedersehen.
Einfach direkt eingenommen ohne Gegenwehr wir habens noch drauf xD
@@lukasbaum1493 Sie haben den Blitz nicht mal kommen sehen.
isso
Eingeschlichen und übernommen
Zeynep Ipek Wie in Polen xDDD
I laughed 10 minutes straight 🤣..
Dankeschön! Greetings from 🇩🇪😂🙏🏻
3:12 we ask ourselves that periodically.
1:50 Hartkeks 는 hard cake 가 아닌 “딱딱한 비스킷” 이예요 :)
3:33 (käse aufstrich) ‘카세우프스트릭’이 아닌 ‘켸제 아웊스트맇’ 입니다.
(독일에서는 소스에 이것저것 워낙 섞는 걸 많이해서 그런지 콩이랑 섞인 것들도 역겹다거나 하는 생각 안드는데 이런 치즈는 저도 독일에서 한번도 보지 못했던 비주일입니다...)
4:47 Würst 뷔어스ㅌ+chen 혠 = 작은 소시지
그리고 Hardteks은 건빵 따라서 딱따거ㅏㄴ 비스킷은 건빵으로 볼 수 있...
so glad I served in the german Navy on a ship and we naturally had a kitchen with us wherever we sailed then... :D
yeah, me too, its good having a learned cook on board. Seemannssonntag was the highlight tho :D
@@rocksellerman yup
....und? Wie oft gab's Erbseneintopf mit Würstchen? 🤣
Isn't there a saying in the Bundesmarine? The Navy has the best food, because you can't deal with a bunch of guys stuffed into a Tin can at sea when there is only bad food?
Or something like that.
As my old dad would say: "It builds character"
As my dad would say: "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU EAT IT!"
@@RandomVideos-ic7se Oh yes, I feel a kindred spirit
But Dad, I don't want any more character! I'm up to my ears in character! I just want to enjoy something for once instead of trying to prove something!
7:43 👀😂✋🏼 That whole scene was funny! *the hat really adds to it too*
Food like that is what makes the Germans such fierce fighters. They don't care if they die.
Alternative title : Josh and Ollie mispronouncing German words for 10 minutes straight
Except Ollie actually pronounced Ich liebe dich nicht perfectly. The ch is hard to get for English speakers
@@flowerdolphin5648 yes I know, was kinda referring to other German words after that. Also it's a joke 😬 I didn't mean to offend anyone, sorry!
True but we’re here for it 😂
@@sofea147 I know it was a joke & I am not offended. I just pointed out that it wasn't all wrong ^^ I'm sorry too, for not making my emotions clear. I am an ongoing teacher, I went into full teacher mode & forgot to add emojis/smileys 🙈
😂😂
If someone wants to know what ollie said at 3:29 after "nein": It's "Achtung" (transl. "caution") and it fits perfectly xD
thanks! I didn't understand it
Achtung Baby!
@@AsphyxiatingOxygen Klavier, is that you?
Achtung means Attention like
Achtung! Mien means
Attention! Mine.
@@tirpitzyt3088 The German word for "mine" is "Mine" (capitalized) as well, so unless there has been a typo you got it wrong ;)
As a native German speaker this is soooo funny! I need more 😂
Going through a rough time, you guys always make me feel warm and smile, thank you🙂
"This is the German army's greatest weapon!"
"Tinned bread?????"
Oh god I died 😂😂
Well, its the best they can manage since they ain't allowed a Panzer
@@Trek001 well... they still got the Hitler's Buzz-saw
tho a new version cambered in NATO rounds... factories were dust after the V-E day...
@@Trek001 Germany has tanks. But funnily the biscuits are jokingly called "Panzerplatten".
@@carpediem5232 Ah, you got the inside joke I made...! I'm quite pleased
i´m sitting here in my uniform in germany watching this and at nearly eveything you got i was like NO DONT TASTE IT ..... we dont even eat some of that stuff yikes
use it as a firestarter ideally
@@douglasparkinson4123 yeah, panzerkekse and shoe polish make an excellent firestarter.
@@FenrisEx Wait they can be used as firestarters?!
@@AllDaGoodUsernamesWereTaken yes. Put the shoe polish on top of the cookie and use a match or a lighter. The polish will burn and the cookie will give it enough substance to burn for a longer time period.
USAF 1A7 here. The craziest part for me as an American is why your MRE's are so massive. We seem to pack more nutrients and calories in a smaller food. No way I could fit 7-10 of those MRE's in my B bag pack for a week long mission. And the cheese, we need to talk about the cheese. How is the German MRE cheese much worse? Now I need to see the French MRE's to see if their cheese is also terrible. I'm starting to think when it comes to shelf life, processed cheese, they're terrible, but when it comes to normal cheese, they're great.
The eagle cry sound effect gets me everytime. Too good.
These Biscuits called "Panzerplatten" (nickname) - literally translated Tank armor plates. :-)
Josh : " Overall, not bad. "
They literally want to vomit for almost 8 minutes of this video 🤣
i think they edited a lot out. they were talking about puddings in the end, we didnt see them.
Whenever an English-speaking person tries to say 'ich liebe dich' but pronounces the 'ch' as a 'ck' my brain goes to a very different, non family friendly place. 😂😂😂
@joshua9296 😂😂
@joshua9296 Exactly
richard getting all the love.
@@windhelmguard5295 i believe 'Dick' is 'fat' in German
I can't even lmao 💀 I laughed so hard at Josh saying "Ich liebe dick" and I was like 'M8 the internet will remember that forever"
"Peas are present in all vomit regardless of whether you've eaten peas"....I' haven't heard such a universally true statement in a long time
those biscuits actually constipate you quite good. When we were outside for longer with no toilet to sit on we ate those and nothing came out for 4 days straight xD you cant believe that relieve dood
"Käseaufstrich sounds like a heavy metal singer. And now, welcome to the stage, Käseaufstrich!"
Dude what? 😂 😂
Josh: Does not look good
Ollie and Josh : eats it anyway 😂
Watching these guys is like watching a couple six-year-olds picking through Daddy's toolbox. 😆
I've been in the german voluntary military service for 15 months until recently and I'm happy I never had to eat that stuff (although I feel like I've missed a once in a lifetime experience). My roommate in my later unit, who had his basic training in another location, had to eat it and he exactly described it the way you reacted.
My experience with German army food: Only eat the cookies and the "ERBSENEINTOPF!".
i love how you guys actually have probably more experience than anyone else in the world with army rations from countries all over the world
Check out mre steve he's eaten beef that's over 100years old 😉
There's still one guy who's dedicated to eating MREs and has eaten MRE from the first world war
As a German it’s very cute hearing you kind of German pronunciation. My mother and I had a good laugh 😂
Also the cheese looks terrifying
Edit:
I saw the Cocktail Würstchen... the cheese doesn’t look terrifying anymore
Der Käse geht als Obazda durch
I literally told my dad about the sesame snack and he told me back in the days the biscuits were like this. A friends dog loved these. It thought they were dog biscuits. 😂😂
I want Ollie's dad to try the cheese. Just to hear what he has to say.
When they say “keze ufstrich” I can’t anymore 😂
I mean in that pronounciation it really does sound like the singer of a metal band 😂
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I'm german and I'm amazed by ollies 'ch' pronounciation. That's on point
His „ch“ are on point
@@jellybeans3994 Or when they pronounce it as an 'sh' sound
@@olliejobson6371 Ish liebe dish .... NISHT :D
Now my main question is:
Why can’t anyone English native pronounce the German “ch”?
'cause the Normans invaded in 1066! when their quasi French mixed with Anglo-Saxon, eventually creating English which doesn't have that sound
@@andreww2098 no reason. its not hard to pronounce. even if you didnt know it before.
i think they dont care enough to learn it. it probably needs some practice.
the german "ch" is the english "th" :D
English just don't have any sound similar to that. Just like the 'th' sound to german and french.
2:35 To be fair, those small packets of jam are WAY worse in other countries. In Greece, strawberry jam is orange-greyish and tastes like pure sugar and in Spain, it is faintly red but literally doesn't have any taste. The jam in glasses is good everywhere in Europe through.
I give respect to the army’s/soldiers for eating these rations because most people can’t including myself
If you can get past how it looks, the flavour is usually fine. It's basically a regular meal put in a blender so you can eat everything with just a spoon or just rip a corner and slurp it. Takes a bit of time to get used to it but it's alright, just looks horrible.
If u eat it warm it tastes actually OK and some even good. I just recently joined the German army and had to live with these rations for three days. There are different variations of it. Every type has two main dishes (which are pretty small), bread, cereal and a lot of stuff which u can eat anytime like the cookies or dry meat.
lmfao those rations are made in the same factory tinned stews are made, they are NOT disgusting, for the most part.
They should have eaten hühnerfrikase to be completely traumatised 😂
"gesprengtes Huhn"
🤣🤣😂 bestimmt
Yea so... thank you guys for being brave enough to eat most of the stuff you do, I have such huge texture issue that I'd be dying if I tried to eat even a tenth of the stuff you try so thank you for trying it for us and always giving us such great content, love from a Jollybelly in Denver Colorado!!!
Thx Jolly this video gives me so much joy cant believe it lifted me up while ive been depressed for days hahaha, love this silly jolly channel
‘i love you.. NOT’
sounds like a rejection HAHA
i kid you not
Thats actually a commen joke allong germans. You can do it with a lot of sentences and as a kid you think its hilarious 😂
@@lisapeltzer4310 true story. My friends and I do that a lot.
So I'm German and this was soo hilarious. Didn't know our army rations are that bad 😂😂 Also the ration is called "vegetarian" but they had sausages in one meal 🤦🏽♀️😂
Josh's was vegetarian but Ollie's weren't
@@user-pt6gd7zm5w ah ok that makes more sense 😂
They aren't that bad. You can survive with them and some things in there are delicious. Espacily the little things like the choco cookies or the chocolate bar can make you happy af while ur sitting in the cold darkness for 1 1/2h. The only thing I don't like is that the main dishes are so small
@killermuffinxoxo Well, you do realise that vegetarian sausages have been on the market for about ten years now?
@@jamesreisenauer1778 vegetarian tuna?
“Peas are present in all vomit whether you’ve eaten peas or not .” Truer words were never spoken.
their convos always make me happy 😂
You know tinned bread is something I regular buy at the supermarket in germany.....
But than again you have to realize that Germany is a nation living on bread, we have hundreds of different types of bread in Germany....
I've never even seen tinned bread I think 🤔 (cake yes, but bread...)
I mean fresh bread is the best...
Sonja-Rebecca H „Pumpernickel “ is what we (my whole family)usually buy tinned, it’s a type of dark brown, sometimes black, bread made from rye....it easily dries out so unless we eat a whole loaf or a package, tinned is fresher.....
Other breads, sure fresh is great,...but like I said there are hundreds official breads in Germany, last count I think 300, and each one has differences by baker and region, and some you only get in certain regions....
Hell, in Germany depending on the region people have different names for the end pieces of bread (Knut, Kanten, eckerln,...)or „normal buns“ (shrimpe, norm, knoten,Rolle,Ballen....)...honestly I think „we“ germans are just very odd most of the time...
@@shihalya Ok yeah, I just know Pumpernickel in plastic packages I think 🤔
Und ja sind wir definitiv, aber jedes Land hat da wohl seine Eigenheiten 😉
PS: Kanten & Schrippe (Brötchen geht auch) 😜
Pumpernickel is soo good though
In or before summertime our Aldi Süd sold tinned bread for camping vacation, for example Körnerbrot with Sonnenblumenkernen or the rye bread Josh and Ollie had here. Sometimes you also get it in regular supermarkets if they are well stocked (mostly all year). A few years ago german government advised to stock up for emergencies and so I bought some of this bread in tins. Even over the date it was quite nice, if you like Körnerbrot. I had to eat it before it expired, because the emergency never came....😄 But last summer we maybe could have used it after the big flood in NRW and Rhineland- Pfalz.
Pff
Erbsensuppe mit Wiener Würstchen ist eine Quintessenz unserer Mensakultur 😂😂
Ich liebe Eintopf, aber nur selbst gemachten XD
Der Erbseneintopf hier sah halt echt gut aus 😂
Aber welcher Deutsche wäre nicht beleidigt, wenn die Würstchen die gleiche Konsistenz wie der Eintopf haben?
Eher Linseneintopf😅
Love your channel :) This time it seemed like ollie was mostly tasting, it's more fun when josh and ollie taste things together!
5:15 I'm not kidding but I just got a commercial for "State of Survival" and that somehow feels very appreciate. XD
I was binge watching the English, Russian, French and Australian rations. Here is a fine addition to my collection!
This video: Josh watches Ollie eat German army rashons🤦♀️😂
Particularly in this video, I see young version of Steven Carell and Jim Carrey making a new short comedy film about going to the army, 2020 version 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ollie’s expressions are soooooo good and funny!
Keep up guys! Enjoying the video in this pandemic here and please do stay safe Jolly!
푸핰 독일 대애애애애박 음식보고 웃은건 처음 ㅋㅋ 마지막에 두분이 막 수습하려고 했지만 ㅋㅋㅋ 이미늦음 ㅋㅋ 올리 이제껏 못봤던 역대급 표정 많이 나오네요 ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
안녕하세요 Meine Freunde, dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland. Ich bedanke mich für ihre Aufmerksamkeit.
Handtuch ist platziert! 🤣
Josh finally tells Ollie “I love you” but it’s in german!
I really love the content! You guys are hilarious :D! I was in Germany for 3 years with the US military, but never tried a German MRE. Thanks for sharing 🙃
I absolutely love your ration videos ❤
They literally serve those pea and sausage soups in german kindergartens. Been there, done that, didn‘t especially like it.
when my dad was in the bundeswehr as a young man in the 70s he was stationed at the furthest possible point from where he lived and had a 10 hour train ride home for the holidays and they would just give him an mre and send him on his merry way. a couple hours into the journey he got hungry and disappointingly realised that his ravioli where in a tin and they just gave him a random bit of sheet metal to open it. he genuinely did not know what to do with that and ended up having to find someone with a swiss army knife that had a tin opener feature
I was literally squirming watching this!! You were brave!!!!
My favorite part of all the national rations is how soldiers of many different armies come together to discuss which foods to eat to constipate you and which to eat to make you regular again.
If there is a better commentary for how we are all just one organism on this rock, I don't know what is.
Shout-out to army people for eating these.
Thank you m8, I've been surviving on those the past 6 months. I genuinely wanna die now.
Vinny oh man bless your heart, and stomach
With all this experience ollie and Josh can be the people who governs the process of rations being made
U guys are the first RUclipsr that actually made me happy and laugh af 😅😅😅
3:29 "Nein~ Achtung🤭!!"
올리 soooo cute 😭❤️
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omg so accurate loooool
Two years later, def wanna see Major Charles trying these…
These are actually the old ones, they where in service when the video came out.
They were so bad that we instantly reverted back to the old ones. The ones currently in service are very good.
I think a lot of the "main meals" would actually taste decent if they we're warmed up, the texture would also change. I mean it's pretty impractical if you're in batlle, but for the taste test it would be interesting to taste a cooked version vs. a non cooked one
Also keep in mind that the main dishes are literally ment to be eaten warm. We literally carry all the required equipment for that with us.
At this Moment I want to know if Ollie would still refuse a "Mettbrötchen" because it's obviously a lot better (and he eats raw meat in Korea but not in Germany that's discrimination)😂😂
Pretty sure Olly already ate Mettbrötchen in a previous video.
@@MTobias He did, but he didn't ate it completely because he was afraid of a food poisoning.
@Leeka Scot No they were in a restaurant and if we don't eat it in a restaurant we go directly to the butcher and not in a supermarket. I don't even know if you can buy "Mett" for "Mettbrötchen " in the supermarket but we normally don't eat this because of the unknown cool chain. And the person in the restaurant probably also get it from the butcher.
i mean like germany has a whole law for mettbrötchen, the pig has to be killed the same day people eat the mettbrötchen
@@mara2437 man kriegt mett in jedem supermarkt. just fyi.
I love how some are labeled as cake and others as biscuits. But they are all literally exactly the same thing. Basically modern hard tack.
Watching these videos again after watching all of the ones with Juno, you can most certainly tell Ollie is her father…. They have the same facial expressions… it’s so cute lol😂😂😂
영국인이 최악이라고하는거면 그건 진짜 최악의음식인거다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
korea 댓글이 읎네...
저 juntoo식량 비주얼은 도로 power를 down시키는거 같은데.....real 전투력 silljong이다
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I'm on a diet and this video was very helpful. Thank you Germany!
Usually you warm the Main dish in a waterbath