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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2024

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  • @Joseph-mw2rl
    @Joseph-mw2rl 11 месяцев назад +1895

    Vulkan: "lmao Magnus the Red"
    Magnus: "lmao Vulkan the Blac-"
    🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

    • @TheConnorian
      @TheConnorian 8 месяцев назад +319

      "MAGNUS! A word if you would."

    • @georgeaird4637
      @georgeaird4637 6 месяцев назад +123

      The fact that Magnus too would probably be brown if he wasn’t using his psyker powers since most prosperans are described as ‘coffee skinned’ in the books 😂😂

    • @Joseph-mw2rl
      @Joseph-mw2rl 4 месяца назад +35

      ​@@georgeaird4637So does he have rights or not on prospero

    • @Commander_Boreale
      @Commander_Boreale 4 месяца назад

      nono, Vulkan the ni-

    • @sars910
      @sars910 4 месяца назад +58

      ​@@Joseph-mw2rl Technically no one has any rights on Prospero because it got blown up.

  • @WR288
    @WR288 Год назад +5884

    “By the throne! You’re not bisexual, you’re bipolar…” - Jaghatai seeing Clonegrim fighting Daemon Fulgrim

    • @Earadon
      @Earadon Год назад +113

      Underrated comment, wish I could upvote twice 😂

    • @Gyros-Judo
      @Gyros-Judo Год назад +76

      Dude my sides are hurting wtf😂😂😂😂😂

    • @amosnickel1188
      @amosnickel1188 Год назад +58

      I need this fan artist you know what to do

    • @ghostofrandom
      @ghostofrandom Год назад +7

      ​@@amosnickel1188to the AI Artist.

    • @discordmarauder
      @discordmarauder Год назад +11

      Should start referring to him as halfgrim

  • @PLpatriot999
    @PLpatriot999 Год назад +4788

    Girlyman being a head of imperium's HR is hilarious

    • @daverage4729
      @daverage4729 Год назад +195

      Weirdly appropriate in the funniest way. Lol!!!

    • @rickconnolly5006
      @rickconnolly5006 Год назад +182

      @@daverage4729 I don't think there's a better fit. Except possibly pertorabo, given how spiteful, petty and humourless he is 🤣

    • @Alexander59059
      @Alexander59059 Год назад +58

      @@rickconnolly5006
      Konrad, or maybe Leman
      both are already enforcers so they fit the job in that sense

    • @maxim30
      @maxim30 Год назад +7

      😂it really is

    • @rickconnolly5006
      @rickconnolly5006 Год назад +31

      @@Alexander59059🤣 konrad too actually! making a gory example of somebody who made a hilarious joke is on brand for 40k HR dept

  • @Overlord99762
    @Overlord99762 Год назад +2009

    I imagine Dorn going back to his workshop with a hardhat, some gloves and planks under his arms after repairing the kicked door and hearing Guilliman bash the fucking door a second time

    • @Tanzenergise
      @Tanzenergise Год назад +322

      "that was a perfectly constructed door, brother i am now... A N G R Y"

    • @cooldude1565
      @cooldude1565 Год назад +219

      Perturabo : Well, maybe if *I* built it in the first place, Guilliman wouldn't have broken it so easily!

    • @kohinonion1794
      @kohinonion1794 Год назад +30

      ​@@cooldude1565 fr😂

    • @nathanalexander5598
      @nathanalexander5598 Год назад +80

      ​@@cooldude1565
      Dorn: You smell of dirt and entitlement

    • @kenway.kirigaya
      @kenway.kirigaya Год назад +82

      @@nathanalexander5598Peter Turbo: I am very bitter and you are the reason

  • @darthodin9736
    @darthodin9736 Год назад +2912

    okay dude this one got me good, imagining a 3 meters tall primarch doing a shitty apologizing video just combines so well with 40k extremely serious/extreme non-serious style

  • @emetanti
    @emetanti Год назад +3173

    "Good luck cancelling me, you have to catch me first!"
    -Jaghatai Khan, racing away on his bike and flipping the bird.

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 Год назад +236

      **Mongolian Eurobeat blares as he drifts away in his armored Subaru Impreza**

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti Год назад +119

      @@Cairo40000 If anything he is aggressively throatsinging as he does so.

    • @captaintitus4637
      @captaintitus4637 Год назад +55

      @@emetanti and then he gets so many speed tickets a new number is invented

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 Год назад +14

      that's it, send the IRS AFTER HIM!

    • @VicStrange9
      @VicStrange9 Год назад +26

      so you're telling me Jaghatai Khan was Lobo the main man all along, gotcha

  • @nikolaosboukouvalas449
    @nikolaosboukouvalas449 Год назад +4320

    "Now apologize to the fruity little wiener."
    *Homophobia alarm goes off a second time*

    • @rod6718
      @rod6718 Год назад +793

      *A second Roboute breaks into the room* "Roboute, a word, if you would."

    • @freudlindell6343
      @freudlindell6343 Год назад +339

      @@rod6718 Nah, the Emperor is resurrected from all the rampant homophobia and tosses Roboute into the Warp

    • @daviddiaz5815
      @daviddiaz5815 Год назад +89

      Maybe malcador

    • @Neoth40k
      @Neoth40k Год назад +194

      *Warp portal opens*
      Malcador: "Guilleman! A word, now!"

    • @ryanrobot7975
      @ryanrobot7975 Год назад +80

      The HR office is shielded from such things

  • @themilkman993
    @themilkman993 Год назад +2239

    “But he’s not even Chin-“
    “HE’S CODED YOU POOFTER!”

    • @mguy5923
      @mguy5923 Год назад +439

      He's coded Mongolian, do you think all Asians are the same?
      *Alarm blares as Robot Girlyman kicks the door in*

    • @alphariusomegon-dn3tf
      @alphariusomegon-dn3tf Год назад +218

      @@mguy5923 no cancel culture ironically considers all asians the same

    • @MrSamulai
      @MrSamulai Год назад +177

      @@alphariusomegon-dn3tf And all africans/descents. And all whites. And all hispanics.

    • @crashedforeigncar
      @crashedforeigncar Год назад +89

      ​@@MrSamulaiYeesh, as though we need more reasons to realize how absolutely moronic Twitter is.

    • @IceLizardsUnited
      @IceLizardsUnited Год назад

      @@MrSamulai It's how you know most cancel culture mobs are American.

  • @XBloodyBaneX
    @XBloodyBaneX Год назад +922

    I think an alternate public apology would be better, where the whole thing is obviously insinuating that Jaghatai is being homophobic, but Jaghatai's literally didn't understand that, so his public statement just goes "I apologize for insinuating my brother Fulgrim engages in incestuous relationships with his own sons."

    • @bartu913
      @bartu913 Год назад +70

      Thats actually not what he means, emperor's children had super cancer or sum i dont remember rn,he let fabius bile the clonelord experiment on them to fix it

    • @santiagoteruel4145
      @santiagoteruel4145 4 месяца назад +13

      I believe he meant about all the substances and parties fulgrim did before falling

    • @-TheMachineGod-
      @-TheMachineGod- 2 месяца назад +10

      @@santiagoteruel4145in lore, yes that’s what it was about, but out of context it sounds like Fulgrim is sleeping with his kids

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling 7 дней назад +1

      @@-TheMachineGod- Oooh I had always thought the 'strange things to your warriors' was him speculating they were doing pervy stuff together I didn't know he was talking about the experiments.

  • @BloodAngelWithInternetAccess
    @BloodAngelWithInternetAccess Год назад +1868

    I have never heard Fulgrim being called a fruity little weiner, but in all honesty it’s 100% true. I would know, my brothers.

    • @zacharyhansen9103
      @zacharyhansen9103 Год назад +36

      You have the funniest username I have seen in a while. Well done sir.

    • @BloodAngelWithInternetAccess
      @BloodAngelWithInternetAccess Год назад +51

      @@zacharyhansen9103 I do have internet access, my brother! All it cost was the death of my primarch..!

    • @objectsupr9970
      @objectsupr9970 Год назад +5

      Thank you for your service brave marine o7

    • @destruct0503
      @destruct0503 Год назад +16

      Oh shit the blood angels got internet access! BOLT DOWN EVERYTHING

    • @BloodAngelWithInternetAccess
      @BloodAngelWithInternetAccess Год назад +20

      @@destruct0503 My brother, I have found something of yours called a ‘search history’, care to explain?

  • @TheRemembrancer
    @TheRemembrancer Год назад +220

    LEAVE THE KHAN’s LEGOS ALONE!!! Emperor have mercy!

  • @demon_xd_
    @demon_xd_ Год назад +326

    As the TTS emperor said, the true goal of Jaghatai is to become one with the very concept of speed

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 Год назад +6

      so sad, what drugs can do to the greatest of men

    • @queequegtheater6093
      @queequegtheater6093 11 месяцев назад +6

      And as of "Warhawk", he kind of almost did when he killed Mortarion

  • @catalin2766
    @catalin2766 Год назад +516

    Now I just imagine this but with Leman Russ or Konrad and how their response would be to still go on StoneWallbut just spout enough slurs to create a new Chaos God.

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 Год назад +48

      I don’t know Rus is a cool guy. Seriously his gene sons wouldn’t look out of place with the bear community.

    • @kaleflordofinganok7226
      @kaleflordofinganok7226 Год назад +117

      Chaos God of racism? I'm pretty sure that's just the Emperor.

    • @LordShrimpTyberos
      @LordShrimpTyberos Год назад +46

      @@kaleflordofinganok7226 I think what you said counts as heresy in like, 3 states.

    • @rodrigoromero2454
      @rodrigoromero2454 Год назад +19

      @@kaleflordofinganok7226 He is no racist, he is xenophobic but just because xenos deserve the chainsword, humanity number 1 all the way

    • @Fire_Gaming64
      @Fire_Gaming64 Год назад +56

      @@Toneill029Russ would probably rant about everybody being pussies and how they need to Wolf up instead of getting triggered, Konrad and Perty would definitely spend the whole time sprouting slurs, with Perturabo inventing new ones for Konrad to scream through the vox

  • @ProcyonDei
    @ProcyonDei Год назад +628

    Guilliman calling Fulgrim a "Fruity Little Wiener" was the cherry on top...

  • @Zealus_24
    @Zealus_24 Год назад +408

    Sanguinius going "Ooohh, you're in trouble" is the best part. Definitely would be THAT brother.

    • @kahlesskronos2721
      @kahlesskronos2721 Год назад +15

      I like the way it was said.

    • @JaysonVaughn
      @JaysonVaughn Год назад +6

      he said it like the teacher's pet would

    • @AriSolMorningstar
      @AriSolMorningstar Год назад +15

      Sangy is 100% little brother energy

    • @lordgod9958
      @lordgod9958 Год назад +6

      ​@JaysonVaughn he IS the teachers pet. Well emperors second favorite son after horus before he went and did the chaos kool-aid

    • @JaysonVaughn
      @JaysonVaughn 8 месяцев назад

      @@lordgod9958 fair, golden boi would be

  • @logangrimnar3800
    @logangrimnar3800 Год назад +1143

    The Khan is the *last* loyalist Primarch who would ever be forced to apologize for *anything*.

    • @AngryHomunculus
      @AngryHomunculus Год назад +85

      I mean he was regretful of his actions when he was talking to one of his marines after he went all-out on that Ork horde

    • @NoTimeAllTime
      @NoTimeAllTime Год назад +99

      I dunno, you saw how distressed he was at people burning his legos.

    • @logangrimnar3800
      @logangrimnar3800 Год назад +66

      @AngryHomunculus I thought the same thing, but he wasn't *pressured* into apologizing. He was actually upset at himself for losing his cool. The other marines were actually the opposite of upset at him, and were surprised that he was apologizing.

    • @dimitriosdrossidis9633
      @dimitriosdrossidis9633 Год назад +4

      ​@@AngryHomunculusthat orcs had it coming!

    • @logangrimnar3800
      @logangrimnar3800 Год назад +8

      @@dimitriosdrossidis9633 GW was hard referencing Taz, the Tasmanian devil, from Loony Toons. They literally described him as a spinning tornado.

  • @pertys_socks
    @pertys_socks Год назад +609

    Jaghatai getting in trouble for insinuating about Fulgrim's sexual preferences meanwhile Konrad is busy flaying humans in the millions is peak clown world

    • @lorddevilfish5868
      @lorddevilfish5868 Год назад +43

      I’m sure there’s a fetish for flaying people alive I just have no idea what it’s called nor do I want to. But don’t worry Konrad isn’t going to flay you for kinky reasons he’s going to flay you for moral/political reasons so it’s less icky I guess!

    • @soundwave429
      @soundwave429 Год назад +42

      Konrad is out there bringing the fight to the homophobes on the worlds Emperor deemed "problematic"

    • @dr.vikyll7466
      @dr.vikyll7466 11 месяцев назад

      HR is important! Those arent people anyways, they believe in (science forgive me) r*ligion

    • @amandahugenkiss2310
      @amandahugenkiss2310 9 месяцев назад

      I mean obviously loyalist primarchs are held to a higher Standard than traitor primarchs because we all know the latter are a bunch of douchebags and the former are better than them.

    • @CorpCoral
      @CorpCoral 9 месяцев назад +20

      Konrad would be the first to get cancelled out of all the primarchs. not because of the murder but just cause I imagine he goes on manic hateful rants online just to get attention that he doesn't get from the emperor.

  • @sqocks8254
    @sqocks8254 Год назад +171

    I just love that it is Guilliman again as soon as the alarm goes off a second time.
    He sounds so exasperated when he shouts Fulgrim's name.

  • @Ironbattlemace
    @Ironbattlemace Год назад +86

    I laugh my head off picturing a furious Jaghatai chasing Hesparax trough Comorragh while throat singing agressively.

  • @ethane1149
    @ethane1149 Год назад +221

    Perturabo getting dragged into HR for the incident with Fulgrim’s face and the model warhound is now something I want to see. Knowing Perty he wouldn’t even try arguing that he did it because Fulgrim is a piece of shit, he’d just double-down and embrace the homophobia accusations.

    • @jasonalcatraz5817
      @jasonalcatraz5817 Год назад

      Guilliman: Go apologize now!
      Perturabo: Alright, sure, I'll apologize.
      Guilliman: Good!
      Perturabo's apology: Yeah, I said what I said and did what I did, and I'm not fucking sorry for it. You milksop snowflake shits wanna cancel me? Go ahead and try, I'll have your entire hab-block shelled from afar until it's a fucking crater. I don't bow to weak willed idiots trying to make everything PG while we actually deal with the problems of the universe. Iron Within and Without you pests.
      Also Guilliman: 😱

    • @mankyscotchgit4986
      @mankyscotchgit4986 Год назад +73

      Perturabo does nothing but double down, that's why we love the stubborn bastard.

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 Год назад +49

      I'm nearly convinced the sole reason Perturabo joined Horus is because Dorn remained a loyalist. Like grievances with the Emperor or the Imperium itself be damned, if Dorn and the Fists had betrayed the Imperium, Perturabo and the Iron Warriors would have stayed.

    • @diogoteixeira4950
      @diogoteixeira4950 Год назад +44

      Perturabo would remain shut until the press conference. There he would say everything he hates about Fulgrim and say that "he deserved it". Than as everybody complains he would go back to his house play Warhammer 40k with his minis

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 Год назад

      in other news, Perturabo has just been picked up by the Daily Wire, for their new hit movie Atomic N-bomb
      how can Perty save the world from a nuke, when the only way to stop it, is to say the N-word?

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 Год назад +123

    Fulgrim understands what happened at the end, but Jaghatai probably doesn't even have a single clue about why he had to say that script in the holovid
    I'm dead

  • @trapcardactivated1777
    @trapcardactivated1777 Год назад +161

    Just waiting for the Dorn one.
    Guilliman: “Dorn a word”
    Dorn:”No”

    • @xanmontes8715
      @xanmontes8715 8 месяцев назад +27

      Dorn: "Dorn is my name, not a mere word."

  • @chestnut4860
    @chestnut4860 Год назад +39

    I love the detail of mortarion starting the petition. He dosen't even care, it's just for personal gain.

  • @ironduke5058
    @ironduke5058 Год назад +776

    I always wondered why the Khan shat on him so hard when he was basically getting complemented

    • @ballsinurmouth-2
      @ballsinurmouth-2 Год назад +238

      Because its fulgrim and anything he does is to make himself look better

    • @wouju9600
      @wouju9600 Год назад +185

      he's being smug/condescending about it

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti Год назад +221

      The Primarchs do have a tendency to be bloody awful at social interaction, its like half the reason they were killing each other ultimately.

    • @Nomadith
      @Nomadith Год назад +138

      It's fulgrim, if he's talking to anyone but Ferrus his compliments are thinly veiled threats, or just jabs

    • @logangrimnar3800
      @logangrimnar3800 Год назад +145

      He actually didn't mind the remarks about him and his legion! It wasn't until Fulgrim insulted his home world as being *beneath* him.

  • @leiferickson1494
    @leiferickson1494 Год назад +142

    2:03 I’ll be honest, the punchline was as unexpected as it was hilarious

  • @mahoganydoughnut6082
    @mahoganydoughnut6082 Год назад +138

    "Its not fear its disgust" jaghatai "klu klux" khan

    • @damaskusseraph6046
      @damaskusseraph6046 Год назад +20

      Haha that’s clever

    • @JesusPerez-cl3ng
      @JesusPerez-cl3ng 3 месяца назад +4

      Jesus christ

    • @mahoganydoughnut6082
      @mahoganydoughnut6082 3 месяца назад +13

      @@JesusPerez-cl3ng magnus can be the grand wizard.

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 Месяц назад +6

      @@mahoganydoughnut6082 He is tight with the Khan before Heresy

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling 7 дней назад +1

      @@mahoganydoughnut6082 No Magnus is the Grand Cyclops!
      Come to think of it that's interesting so many KKK ranks fit so well with Magnus. Wizard, Cyclops, Kleagle (bird). Come to think of it are we sure KKK isn't Tzeentch-coded?

  • @clairestark9024
    @clairestark9024 Год назад +93

    Mortarion being behind the petition and being way more bigoted while asdrubel creeps in lelith is the icing on the cake.

  • @bmckelvy5717
    @bmckelvy5717 Год назад +92

    Roboute as head of imperial HR is fucking hilarious

    • @feris2137
      @feris2137 Месяц назад

      imagine the headache he'd get because Perturabo and Konrad got drunk for the third time this week and started posting most racist rants known to galaxy

  • @guardianofthetoasters2323
    @guardianofthetoasters2323 Год назад +118

    I was half expecting the khan would do a fast one. A shame he didnt

  • @legateelizabeth
    @legateelizabeth Год назад +43

    "Oh crumpets"? Man, he really IS coded.

  • @georgeaird4637
    @georgeaird4637 Год назад +65

    At least Jaghatai didn’t play a ukulele in his apology speech

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 8 месяцев назад +2

      His hand are too big, it'd look like he was strumming on the world's smallest violin and that's not a good look

  • @KyrieFortune
    @KyrieFortune Год назад +663

    "Fulgrim isn't even g-"
    "HE'S CODED YOU MORON"
    This is the only thing that makes me want to believe Twitter still exists, so we admire the most idiotic threads of all the 41st millennium

    • @bengale9977
      @bengale9977 Год назад +29

      I laughed so hard at that part. It's just too perfect.

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 Год назад +11

      it wouldn't be grimdark otherwise

    • @reddd4576
      @reddd4576 Год назад +19

      What is coded? This is the first time Ive heard the term

    • @bengale9977
      @bengale9977 Год назад +64

      @@reddd4576 It means a character who is written as a stereotype of a group even if they aren't actually members of that group. So even though all the Primarchs are asexual war machines, Fulgrim character is that of a camp gay man.

    • @saintsinningsword
      @saintsinningsword Год назад +34

      ​@@bengale9977Thank you and am now sadder and dumber.

  • @NightLordsEnjoyer
    @NightLordsEnjoyer Год назад +46

    I love that of all the allegations levelled at him, Jags is most concerned about his Legos being burned.

  • @bio-weaponn5576
    @bio-weaponn5576 Год назад +42

    It just comes full circle doesn't it.
    Also "HE'S CODED, YOU MORON" is just the best line here.

  • @Azzie420
    @Azzie420 Год назад +636

    “Go woke go broke Bobby”- The Great Khan

    • @mado-wh4jv
      @mado-wh4jv Год назад +1

      Who's bobby?

    • @mado-wh4jv
      @mado-wh4jv Год назад +17

      @_zapatoz_ Ah Roberto Guillermo!

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 Год назад +9

      'wait, i thought it was go woke _or_ go broke? i'm so confused, i just want to be happy again' - Roboute Guilliman

    • @datsimplenope
      @datsimplenope Год назад +2

      *get woke, go broke

    • @nachomanrandy
      @nachomanrandy Месяц назад

      Khan is the most liberal of primarchs, try again, weirdo.

  • @oreo-postraphe
    @oreo-postraphe Год назад +41

    "What, is it homophobic to call out a predatory power imbalance between a father and his sons?"

  • @jupitergaming5146
    @jupitergaming5146 Год назад +32

    I like to imagine that gulliman just manifests behind the nearest door and kicks it down everytime someone says something that can be interpreted as problematic

  • @lorddevilfish5868
    @lorddevilfish5868 Год назад +35

    1:06 That Lego Jaghatai is awesome!

  • @Its_Cannon
    @Its_Cannon Год назад +18

    Meanwhile Leman Russ, Lion el'Jonson, and Angron are all speaking to each other like a modern warfare 2 multiplayer lobby.

  • @eliaspanayi3465
    @eliaspanayi3465 Год назад +25

    Royal dorn: stone wall? Seems kind of easy to breach.

    • @KRDecade2009
      @KRDecade2009 4 месяца назад +1

      Right Dormroom: Personally stone could work but it needs reenforcing for it work properly

  • @Fyrijou
    @Fyrijou Год назад +210

    Y‘know, Jaghatai doing strange things to his ship is mildly anything. But Primarks were literally created without any sex drive so Fulgrim still doing things with anyone is worth bringing up

    • @zombielizard218
      @zombielizard218 Год назад +101

      If you're curious as to the actual lore, the "strange things" Jaghatai is referring to, is that the Emperor's Children (specifically Fabius Bile) were doing genetic experimentation on Astartes

    • @thewerdna
      @thewerdna Год назад

      Unless you are a Space Wolf. Apparently despite being sterile due to the augmentations, Space Wolves still have sex drives and fuck.

    • @legitplayin6977
      @legitplayin6977 Год назад +39

      @@zombielizard218No I’m pretty sure it was gay sex

    • @sars910
      @sars910 Год назад +36

      That's wrong actually. The Space Marines don't have any sex drives. The Primarchs and the Custodes are perfectly capable.
      Fulgrim even had multiple wives that he married for political reasons.

    • @jaredwilliams2357
      @jaredwilliams2357 Год назад +20

      @@sars910Some space marines do apparently keep a small sex drive if they went through the space marine trials after puberty. There’s a jokester space wolf with his own family allegedly

  • @Ghastly1
    @Ghastly1 Год назад +30

    He's lucky to get off with a forced apology, you should see the punishments for microaggressions on Nostramo.

    • @jakepaton4001
      @jakepaton4001 Год назад +2

      The night haunter out here gonna make you scared of it.

  • @predatorkingx4039
    @predatorkingx4039 Год назад +34

    “Cancel culture works both ways, you heretic.”
    - Jaghatai probably

  • @DemonicX-vg3vp
    @DemonicX-vg3vp Год назад +14

    That image of an Eldar when saying “I know what robute wants” was fucking great

  • @twenty-fifth420
    @twenty-fifth420 Год назад +53

    The idea Girlyman is HR is fucking hilarious. 😂 10/10, gold star. 🎉

  • @VerticalFries
    @VerticalFries Год назад +50

    Lmao this is one of the best ones so far 😂

  • @fyraltari1889
    @fyraltari1889 Год назад +36

    The fact that Sanguinus didn't trigger the alarm despite calling Jagathai "inscrutable".

    • @JaysonVaughn
      @JaysonVaughn Год назад +2

      why though, and why did the alarm go off when Fulgrim said chink?

    • @fyraltari1889
      @fyraltari1889 Год назад +1

      @@JaysonVaughn "Chink" is also an anti-Asian slur. And the "inscrutable oriental" is a racist cliché according to which Asian people are hard to read/are all very stoic and don't display emotions.

    • @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
      @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Год назад +12

      @@JaysonVaughn It's a very very old slur for Asians. It rose to prominence around the time they started immigrating to the US and it's like calling Vulcan the N word

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg Год назад

      @@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlongwould a racist from 1900s even make sense in modern times?

    • @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
      @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Год назад +13

      @@Ttegegg I mean racism is illogical almost by definition

  • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
    @_NIKOS9_NIKOS Год назад +14

    Khan and Fulgrim: Wait do I also have to apologize for committing genosides?
    Guiliman: No, noone gives a shit about that

  • @admiralmurphy1543
    @admiralmurphy1543 Год назад +16

    Guillaman being the HR manager is too perfect

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Год назад +16

    Guilliman is uncancellable, he can call anyone anything, and everyone just accepts it.

  • @Sharrowkyn48
    @Sharrowkyn48 Год назад +8

    The strength that Robot girlyman puts into saying "Fulgrim" gets me every time.

  • @AdmiralAvalanche
    @AdmiralAvalanche Год назад +12

    Logically speaking the Horus Heresy could have been avoided if the Emperor released a galaxy wide apology video

  • @jaskapenttila7644
    @jaskapenttila7644 11 месяцев назад +6

    0:08 That picture is an absolute mood

  • @zwan6740
    @zwan6740 Год назад +21

    The clear winning strategy for Jaghatai here is to claim that he was actually being woke by saying that, since there's a power imbalance between Primarchs and members of their legions that make relationships between them unethical! That's what he *really* meant!

  • @feris2137
    @feris2137 Год назад +6

    "Why can't you just be normal?" - Khan after seeing Fulgrim fall Chaos

  • @Zephyranthes-23
    @Zephyranthes-23 Год назад +7

    Guilliman has his eyes on that exquisite Eldar prize. Great choice

  • @milesgibson9555
    @milesgibson9555 9 месяцев назад +4

    I quote "He's coded you moron" in my head every day

  • @kingofcards9
    @kingofcards9 Год назад +35

    Must be from Asia.

  • @entrippyZ
    @entrippyZ Год назад +7

    I like to think that the emperor takes HR complaints so seriously that he lends guilliman his sword.

  • @Ironbreaker42
    @Ironbreaker42 9 месяцев назад +8

    The first soundtrack you hear up until 00:31 is Vigil from mass effect 1

  • @justinweber4977
    @justinweber4977 Год назад +6

    I always liked the explanation/accusation that Jaghatai was talking about what Fulgrim let's Fabius Bile get away with.

  • @flyingtomatosauce3528
    @flyingtomatosauce3528 Год назад +5

    Robotus Gorillaman being HR for the primarchs is honestly Accurate for his character

  • @alpacaofthemountain8760
    @alpacaofthemountain8760 Год назад +4

    “There are many words that sound like slurs, but aren’t in fact you see…”

  • @Become-Eggplant
    @Become-Eggplant Год назад +6

    Knowing Jaghatai, He wouldn't give 2 shits about people canceling him.
    HOWEVER! He would give a shit for someone burning his legos!
    Also Khan should have retorted "He does strange things to his sons" that would be the only way to save him, and send Fulgrim into Emperor graded Super Jail.

  • @Hawkens4k
    @Hawkens4k Год назад +5

    That door must be broken by now...
    Best call rogal dorn for his door services.

  • @palpadur1112
    @palpadur1112 Год назад +7

    all i heard from Jaghatai Khan's apology was: "I'm sorry... that my brother Fulgrim's warp-spawned clone is a Slaanesh worshiping, excess addicted, daemon loving, idiot."

  • @QutalToddHoward
    @QutalToddHoward 8 месяцев назад +4

    "My Legos!" The pain in his voice 😂

  • @ColCoal
    @ColCoal Год назад +13

    Never apologize Jaghati!

  • @ghostknight2011
    @ghostknight2011 Год назад +9

    The price of being the most based Primarch.

  • @american_jackal5956
    @american_jackal5956 10 месяцев назад +3

    That ending seriously caught me off guard.

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil Год назад +5

    "HE'S CODED" fucking got me good.

  • @DiemosT113
    @DiemosT113 Год назад +3

    Someone needs to make a short like this where everyone is in a company and the emperor is the ceo

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 Год назад +7

    The pic you've used for Fulgrim makes him look like he's had too much Imperial KFC.

  • @josephmoffatt4696
    @josephmoffatt4696 Год назад +7

    “Fruity little wiener.” I legitimately laughed out loud when I heard that.

  • @Mecha_Marv
    @Mecha_Marv Год назад +5

    Damn zog ! That lego MOC is fire !

  • @iloveplayingpr
    @iloveplayingpr Год назад +5

    I don't like Guilliman and Fulgrim being alone in the room, the last time that happened he got shanked in the throat.

  • @Firgon72
    @Firgon72 Год назад +7

    I love how the petition is just Mortarion being extremely racist

  • @saltykaiser81
    @saltykaiser81 Год назад +4

    The whole bit was funny, but that last joke sent me over the edge, i was pissin myself

  • @cyanideinmycereal1077
    @cyanideinmycereal1077 Год назад +16

    Holy shit I love the White Scars now

  • @inmamata
    @inmamata Год назад +7

    This is hilarious but I do believe that not only was Jagatai right but he would be unapologetic AF about it. As the saying goes "The truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself."

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 Год назад +1

      Lion el Johnson: "damn right i don't have to be defended!"

  • @Ralphopotamus
    @Ralphopotamus Год назад +3

    Guilliman is waiting outside every door to kick it in

  • @Ottersanity
    @Ottersanity Год назад +7

    Honestly I want this to run full circle with all the Primarchs.

  • @gabbycotto4024
    @gabbycotto4024 9 месяцев назад +3

    “Fulgrim isn’t even ga-“
    “He’s Coded, dang it!”
    “‘Coded’ my left foot Rowboat! The man had a harem! Lion is the gay joke in this lineup, Fulgrim is just really metro!”

  • @miguelperez9906
    @miguelperez9906 Год назад +3

    Sanguinious is was and will always be the perfect boy and our glorious resplendent hawk boy

  • @_Reverse_Flash
    @_Reverse_Flash Год назад +4

    "He's coded" masterful.

  • @TheMandilon77
    @TheMandilon77 10 месяцев назад +2

    God i can't get enough of Sanguinius's horror at fulgrim at the end

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y Год назад +3

    I think it was Rubens Barrichello who said, back when he was racing: ''I didn't say David Coulthard is ghe, I said he should stop being ghe''

  • @mikecampos1193
    @mikecampos1193 Год назад +4

    Jaghatai Khan was right about everything don't trust anyone who does werid things to their own sons and certain xenos keep hunting them till they ain't no more.

  • @rougenarwhal8378
    @rougenarwhal8378 11 месяцев назад +2

    I have officially certified this as a good meme, keep it up dread

  • @ryszakowy
    @ryszakowy Год назад +3

    jaghatai: "phobia"? you think i'm afraid of that fruit? what is it called when you despise something for it's existence alone...
    robert gullible: jaghatai we are not having this conversatio...
    jaghatai: antipathy! yeas that's the word!
    robot girlyman: you are gonna apologise to him.
    jaghatai: you'd have to catch me first!
    *speeds away on his bike

  • @herrdoctor2895
    @herrdoctor2895 Год назад +3

    Damn, that dark Eldar art doin numbers on my soul

  • @GalanThings
    @GalanThings Год назад +4

    So now we know what happened to the forgotten legions. They got canceled

  • @danieldragotti2608
    @danieldragotti2608 Год назад +3

    All this time I though he was referring to fulgram splicing xeno DNA, space cocane, and LSD in to his sons geen seed....

  • @blaizecave5061
    @blaizecave5061 Год назад +3

    “Fruity little Weiner” 😂😂 that got me

  • @HeroAndReporter
    @HeroAndReporter Год назад +4

    Considering this is Ullanor, there are cameras and Remembrancers everywhere watching what the Primarchs are doing, which means someone caught this conversation.

  • @wigligigly3375
    @wigligigly3375 8 месяцев назад +2

    I love how you don’t even need to be chronically 40k obsessed to understand this.

  • @highlandsprings5752
    @highlandsprings5752 9 месяцев назад +1

    Allowing this kind of behavior is why the dark gods took hold of so much.

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 8 месяцев назад +3

    To be fair in all honesty he was out of pocket for what he said to Fulgrim. That's like someone giving you a backhanded compliment while mildly dissing your shoes and then you clap back about how how their grandma is dead

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 Месяц назад

      @@AmazingAutist more like how their sibling is dying of cancer.

  • @RocketHarry865
    @RocketHarry865 Год назад +2

    Magnus: At least it's not as bad as Leman's Legion where they do strange things to both their initiate warriors and their pets

  • @JakeSmith-em5sh
    @JakeSmith-em5sh Год назад +1

    "The Noosphere can F*** itself and anything else it f*****g feels like, nonbinary or otherwise."
    *Mechanicus Klaxon Begins Sounding*