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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 542

  • @vicwolfrin
    @vicwolfrin Год назад +1719

    “Brother Euthanashius”... never has a name fit so well with a space marine apothecary

    • @riven5677
      @riven5677 Год назад +22

      Indeed

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 Год назад +34

      He feels like he's Canadian health-care but in the 40K version.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Год назад +16

      @@mikecampos1193 hey that’s just not kind and uncharitable . . . of this fine and veteran battle brother. He unlike those ghouls actually cares and acts out of love, honor and good faith.
      I think the only way you’d make the leader of Canadian think about concepts like: love, conviction, principles, honor and acting in good faith in any meaningful way is if you got them tattooed on his wife’s boyfriends, just ask Idris Elba.

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager Год назад +8

      ​@@mikecampos1193how dare you insult the fine men and women of the Imperium hospitaller like that.

    • @theloweffortchannel7211
      @theloweffortchannel7211 Год назад +1

      warhammer if it was actually funny

  • @atomictomfoolery4400
    @atomictomfoolery4400 Год назад +1176

    “I don’t need the apothecary, I need the Sororitas” - Mortally wounded guardsman somewhere

    • @darkgodsenjoyer
      @darkgodsenjoyer Год назад +135

      A man with his priorities in line.

    • @SIGNOR-G
      @SIGNOR-G Год назад +81

      ​@@darkgodsenjoyer peak servant of the Imperium right here.

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 Год назад +106

      The apothecary's drill is equal in size to the guarsdman arm.
      The sister hospitaller is known for providing morphine to stop people from bitchin'

    • @darkgodsenjoyer
      @darkgodsenjoyer Год назад +33

      @@nonya1366 so needle, bad ending and needle, good ending.

    • @EnRandomSten
      @EnRandomSten Год назад +17

      Pretty sure the hospitaler would just ... "Expodite your martying process with excessive use of fire"

  • @DeNihility
    @DeNihility Год назад +1621

    Good ol' Ca(na)dian healthcare system. Nobody who has taken the bullet-shaped lead pill has ever complained about inadequate treatment or their ailments; 100% patient satisfaction guaranteed.

    • @sythrus
      @sythrus Год назад +54

      As a Canadian i ca- *_BANG!_* ...

    • @dumboi5369
      @dumboi5369 Год назад +1

      The british just have phallic tip shaped pills to go with it instead!

    • @scorchercast8366
      @scorchercast8366 Год назад

      Trump was right about building a wall. He just picked the wrong boarder

    • @stronensycharte64
      @stronensycharte64 Год назад

      Can Canada just collapse already 30k dead Canadians a year + 500k immigrants

    • @Rexini_Kobalt
      @Rexini_Kobalt Год назад +50

      you guys should try american healthcare. its byob (bring your own bullet) down here

  • @intboom
    @intboom Год назад +890

    Let's analyse all of brother euthinasius' decisions:
    1. Bleeding out on the battlefield with no hope of recovery: SM are very good at self diagnosis due to their upgrades, he clearly can't be put in a dreadnought, and triage suggests moving on to someone worth helping. Death.
    2. Genestealer bite: Genetic corruption. Geneseed unsalvageable. Death.
    3. Aggressive mucus membrane reaction to disease: Suggests failure in geneseed or a virus powerful enough to overcome a space marine's enhanced immune system, posing a threat to the entire chapter and the imperium at large. Death. Burn corpse. Geneseed unsalvageable.
    4. Tummyache from eating too much of brother gelato's ice cream: Space marine's enhanced digestive system can safely process everything from rotten meat to the carbohydrates found in leaves with no complaints. Could be sign of defective implants. Death. Autopsy. Chaplains should interrogate brother gelato for possible corruption.

    • @HydratedBeans
      @HydratedBeans Год назад +109

      Maybe he just ate A LOT of ice cream

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 Год назад +234

      ​@@HydratedBeanspotential Chaos Corruption then, no space marine would eat more than what is needed, I suggest checking the entire chapter for Slaneeshy influences

    • @HydratedBeans
      @HydratedBeans Год назад +81

      @@anadaere6861 I love this community

    • @screamingseal4805
      @screamingseal4805 Год назад +55

      @@HydratedBeansall true space marines only take 3 scoops and no more !

    • @Nerthos
      @Nerthos Год назад +59

      See now that's a proper medical practitioner, not like that hack Billius.

  • @scout7093
    @scout7093 Год назад +1908

    Canada's Healthcare system is clearly 39,000 years ahead of ours

    • @SIGNOR-G
      @SIGNOR-G Год назад +81

      The """funny""" thing is that since im not canadian when i try to warn my fellows that their insanoty could reach our country too they dont believe it or simply minimize it to a "its just for people really sick".

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 Год назад +64

      @@SIGNOR-G You mean people who stub their toe, or are mildly depressed?

    • @SIGNOR-G
      @SIGNOR-G Год назад +61

      @@zeehero7280 such beautiful fools, they still think we are ruled by reasonable people.

    • @gallusdomesticuskfptechpriest
      @gallusdomesticuskfptechpriest Год назад +48

      As a cadian, I sure do love being on 3+ year wait lists :(

    • @RandomPerson-tz7wk
      @RandomPerson-tz7wk Год назад

      @@SIGNOR-G
      It is, they can't euthanized someone. The amount of paperwork and people involved is more than you think.
      People who are dying from terminal illness and people who want to choose when they want to die. Both need approval from a medical team and the patient. The doctor don't have unilateral decision power over the patient life. If the patient think he can be save by other doctor. He can leave. Healthcare can't force death, but now it does provide the option to arrange a painless death if the patient is destined to die in agony.
      What the alternative? Send them away and let them die off premise because they're broke or insurance don't cover it because of some fine print in the USA?

  • @stripeybag6977
    @stripeybag6977 Год назад +342

    Fun fact: Sanguinary Priest and other Apothecaries im the Blood Angels have a gun built into their medical gauntlet for... reasons.

    • @RecoilGunnerStudios
      @RecoilGunnerStudios Год назад +49

      The thing that extracts gene seed can also be used to give the emperors mercy.

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull Год назад +81

      Apothecary: "It will be alright brother, your wounds are treatable."
      Battle Brother: "HORUS! HOR-"
      Apothecary: *Fires Arm Bolter* "Damnit!"

    • @Nugnugnug
      @Nugnugnug Год назад +26

      For when the badly injured and mentally exhausted sons of Sanguinius "become excited."

  • @wingedhussar8552
    @wingedhussar8552 Год назад +246

    Tbf, shooting that guy with the sniffles might have prevented a Nurgle invasion.

    • @ajh3461
      @ajh3461 Год назад +53

      If a Space Marine manages to get the sniffles, it would be utterly lethal to a normal person.
      Exterminatus is the best solution

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess Год назад +11

      ​@@ajh3461inquisitor, not again

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 11 месяцев назад

      Yes, after all Space Marines are immune to regular diseases, if they did catch a cold it would be otherworldly warp bs that may be cooked by Nurgle.

    • @Parhelion-XVIII
      @Parhelion-XVIII 27 дней назад

      @@DushessAgain! Again! (Mashes the e-button with [someone else’s] head)

  • @Fezwald1
    @Fezwald1 Год назад +196

    Stand outside your hab-unit and clap for the Imperium Health Service citizen

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Год назад +152

    I think I'd make for a great Apothecary.
    Like you can't miss at that range.

    • @RandomPerson-tz7wk
      @RandomPerson-tz7wk Год назад +6

      And you roll 1... It miss

    • @-TheMachineGod-
      @-TheMachineGod- Год назад +2

      Unless you’re a stormtrooper

    • @Zankyo137
      @Zankyo137 10 месяцев назад

      i suggerst you look up for the execution strip series of the sturmtruppen then

  • @luken4164
    @luken4164 Год назад +447

    0:50 Honestly, that probably would’ve been worse. Lethal injections have a history of going wrong*, leaving the victim in complete agony while unable to communicate any of their suffering to the ones doing the injecting.
    By comparison, death by firing is a much quicker death, and has a much, MUCH higher success rate, with the only downside is how unpleasant it is to witness. And, since said witnesses are likely to survive the experience, their comfort is of a lower priority to that of the one being executed.
    (BTW, I get the joke, very funny video, just got reminded of a piece of trivia I learned awhile back and wanted to share.)
    *This does have the caveat that most lethal injections are performed by people that untrained in most, if not all medical fields as part of the death sentence. However, do you really expect any Imperial ‘Medic’ to care much about the pain of others?

    • @totalnerd5674
      @totalnerd5674 Год назад +45

      Also, the lethal injection might mess with the Geneseed

    • @waddledee6729
      @waddledee6729 Год назад +33

      Fun fact the guillotine has a higher success rate than lethal injection, however the failures in lethal injection usually come from poor application of anesthetic and not the lethal injection itself

    • @dukedevlan5457
      @dukedevlan5457 Год назад +8

      And even worse it would take longer to kill a space marine

    • @duneydan7993
      @duneydan7993 Год назад +16

      Sadly the more "spectacular" methods are often the more human.
      I learned that in my veterinary courses...

    • @waddledee6729
      @waddledee6729 Год назад +19

      @@duneydan7993 Yeah took a medcourse and sadly you learn that just because something looks or sounds humane doesn't mean it is

  • @Voltamatum
    @Voltamatum Год назад +93

    I was expecting a scene where a space marine is suffering and Bill was going to grant him the Emperor’s Mercy, only for Euthanasious to just say, “ Nah, just put him in a box. “

    • @azathoththe3rd
      @azathoththe3rd Год назад +12

      "What"
      "Yea blood angel initiations you know how it goes. Now put him in the box and throw it in the ground"

    • @Sombra_zx
      @Sombra_zx Год назад +5

      Aka a Dreadnought with Tummy ache

  • @CocoHutzpah
    @CocoHutzpah Год назад +222

    Compared to other Rogue Trader marines, Brother Eutanashius is down right cordial in his work!

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +321

    Kids constantly taking student loans is the biggest horror in history

    • @DARKthenoble
      @DARKthenoble Год назад +6

      Indeed

    • @oldjuanlogan1126
      @oldjuanlogan1126 Год назад +6

      There you realize how little/none of history they know.

    • @Sercotani
      @Sercotani Год назад +12

      ​@@oldjuanlogan1126because they're _kids._ Trying to _learn._
      jesus christ.

    • @-TheMachineGod-
      @-TheMachineGod- Год назад

      I agree, student loans are far worse than little things like the Holocaust or the entire existence of the USSR and CCP

    • @TheDukeofDeath666
      @TheDukeofDeath666 Год назад +3

      ​@@SercotaniIgnorance probes nothing

  • @DeusExAngelo
    @DeusExAngelo Год назад +68

    To be fair to Canada, Belgium did do it first. Though Mapleland is deciding to one up them.

  • @badduka198
    @badduka198 Год назад +147

    Lethal injection can be worse than being shot, as it consists of three parts. A paralytic, a sedative(to put you to sleep) and something to stop your heart. However, due the paralytic, if the sedative doesn't work, the drug designed to induce cardiac arrest is incredibly painful and you are left unable to tell anyone.

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 Год назад

      Prisons dont care if the injections are shady

    • @eltoxicdog7587
      @eltoxicdog7587 Год назад +3

      Good... Cruel and unusual doesn't and shouldn't equal painless.

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 Год назад +38

      ​​@@eltoxicdog7587The Canadians use this on people who want to be put out of their misery. They don't have the death penalty, ironically.

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 Год назад

      @@eltoxicdog7587 please take your meds

    • @t_y8274
      @t_y8274 Год назад

      That's not the only lethal injection method, it's just what north americans came up with because they love torture. Maybe it's something to do with protestant "pain is virtue" thinking.
      You could just inject somebody with an OD dose of morphine gradually.

  • @omoroburns2172
    @omoroburns2172 Год назад +80

    its funny that plague surgeons actually heal wounds and loyalist apothecaries do not. Another W for the Death Guard.

    • @Questioningbasics
      @Questioningbasics Год назад +8

      They need all the Ws they can get right now

    • @omoroburns2172
      @omoroburns2172 Год назад +4

      @@Questioningbasics I was really considered mentioning our poor tabletop rules but I thought it better to keep it succinct

    • @paladyntt7232
      @paladyntt7232 Год назад +9

      Apothecary fluff is inconsistent. Apperently one of them managed to operate a little girl's broken leg while under fire. I don't remember the source tho.

    • @omoroburns2172
      @omoroburns2172 Год назад +2

      @@paladyntt7232 I'm talking about tabletop rules not lore.

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 11 месяцев назад +1

      Which is odd, since HHL and Warpforge apothecaries heal. While the closest analogues to geneseed extraction would be card draws

  • @TheWhoamaters
    @TheWhoamaters Год назад +91

    I wasn't expecting a complete exterminatus of Trudeau's medical system holy fuck

  • @saberaq
    @saberaq Год назад +275

    “I might have something for that!”
    “A BULLET!”
    The delivery on that was incredible holy shit.
    Also, I’ve been meaning to ask you, between the time you finish a video and when you upload it, how long do you do that in advance? Do you upload day of, or do you build up a ‘reserve’ or something for periodic uploads? Trying to get into better uploading habits and thought I’d ask.

    • @PelinalWhitestrake36
      @PelinalWhitestrake36 Год назад +3

      Fancy seeing you here

    • @saberaq
      @saberaq Год назад +10

      @@PelinalWhitestrake36 dread’s content is one of the few reasons I’m ballsy and inspired enough to make jokes on the internet

    • @DreadAnon
      @DreadAnon  Год назад +15

      Thanks friend! Ideally I like to have things ready a couple of days in advance just so the little RUclips robots can have ample time to check I've done nothing wrong but in practical terms what ends up happening is that I end up finishing the video on the day of upload because I'm a LAST MINUTE kinda guy 😎 (I do not advise doing things this way it is v stressful)

  • @TeamOneDay
    @TeamOneDay Год назад +44

    The Canadian flag slowing appearing in the end executed me.

    • @dootrevenant5886
      @dootrevenant5886 7 месяцев назад +4

      Why? Did it catch you sneezing?

    • @TeamOneDay
      @TeamOneDay 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@dootrevenant5886
      No, it overheard me saying a slur.

  • @feroexe7965
    @feroexe7965 Год назад +40

    Brother Euthanasius has so much team kills he makes World Eaters look like Pacifists

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess Год назад

      That would make him a good dale... oh sorry.. Comissar

  • @amosnickel1188
    @amosnickel1188 Год назад +251

    As a Canadian this hit harder than a titan slamming into an eldar infant
    We now call Canada day Canada used to be cool day

    • @lucasfraczek4320
      @lucasfraczek4320 Год назад +3

      Seriously what the fuck is happening in Canada right now?

    • @septimus7524
      @septimus7524 Год назад

      ​@Nix91
      That depends.

  • @DPL58
    @DPL58 Год назад +72

    Well in all fairness the genestealer might have poisoned the marine.

    • @jazzy4830
      @jazzy4830 Год назад

      It's not poison you need to worry about, its the mutagenic load which will slowly corrupt you into a hybrid genestealer cultist. ALL HAIL THE FOUR ARMED EMPEROR.

    • @scorchercast8366
      @scorchercast8366 Год назад +5

      Ya but if that was the case they should of just left the geneseed. Might of done more harm than good

    • @cindervee478
      @cindervee478 Год назад +2

      ​@@scorchercast8366gotta get it tested

  • @hayescharles45
    @hayescharles45 Год назад +15

    When the Lamenters asked for a new apothocary as they were desperate, Brother Euthanasius was promptly dispatched. Before the Sanguinor appeared out of mercy to stop him, he shot near half the chapter when a cold did the rounds on the chapters fleet

  • @xzenitramx666
    @xzenitramx666 Год назад +46

    His bullets healed you from negative damage.

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess Год назад

      with positive damage 🤗

  • @ChiefBeson
    @ChiefBeson Год назад +16

    As a Canadian... all I can say is
    "Shots Fired"

  • @Grissbane
    @Grissbane Год назад +16

    Tzeentch's servant Trudeau is doing a lot of fuckin work

  • @6bambolbi6
    @6bambolbi6 Год назад +5

    "The light of the Emperor is approaching..."
    "Well, don't let me keep you" (shoots)
    LMAO!

  • @PhilosophicallyAmerican
    @PhilosophicallyAmerican Год назад +23

    Oh geez. I did not expect Dread to make the Canada joke himself.

  • @thewovenmantis6813
    @thewovenmantis6813 Год назад +7

    This is the first video in a WHILE to get a genuine laugh out of me. “Brother Euthanasius” is comedy gold 😂

  • @kirksabio2382
    @kirksabio2382 Год назад +8

    Lost it at "Its called the emperor's peace for a reason"

  • @maplescaffolder3338
    @maplescaffolder3338 Год назад +12

    That Canada flag at the end........as a canadian..........that was brilliant!!

  • @jetpilledmyron2056
    @jetpilledmyron2056 Год назад +14

    That's why I love RT era and retro stuff for 40K; it was just a bunch of crazy ass socio and psychopaths who were given demihood and just one reason to kill: exactly to *Kill*

    • @Deliverygrot
      @Deliverygrot Год назад +1

      I see you are a man of culture as well

  • @ollanius_papyrus80
    @ollanius_papyrus80 Год назад +10

    suddenly it's not so hard to visualize how the luna wolves went from "we're so hellbent on saving our primarch that we're going to literally trample anyone in between us and the medical wing" to "let's just leave him unsupervised on this wack-ass feral world with the most suspicious and off-putting individual anybody in the legion has ever met".

  • @hypnotoad5861
    @hypnotoad5861 Год назад +6

    ‘Brother Euthanasius.’ Tells us everything that’s about to happen with one name.

  • @timmorin6657
    @timmorin6657 Год назад +6

    You forgot to put a slightly bummed out dreadnaught trying to get away from the apothecary that is trying to convince him to get the emperor's mercy.

  • @Deliverygrot
    @Deliverygrot Год назад +3

    I like more memes with rogue trader marines,like something with brother craig and his magazine whispering evil in his ear.

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 Год назад +3

    “We don’t need the Death Sentence, are Hospitals already cover that”-The Ca(na)dians Space Marines.

  • @thatfrog05
    @thatfrog05 Год назад +19

    CANADA MENTIONED 🎉🎉🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🦫🦫🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

    • @scurvydog20
      @scurvydog20 Год назад +5

      Yea because you are killing your weak and vulnerable. But at least you are doing it politely.

    • @Tortle-Man
      @Tortle-Man Год назад +7

      It’s misinformation. Canada recently legalized voluntary euthanasia, basically assisted suicide for people with life ending and terminal conditions who largely cannot be treated or cured and will result in a long and painful death. There was a news story recently where a veteran suffering from some chronic disease misinterpreted the advice he was given by some members of the health services up in Canada, and thought they were recommending euthanasia for him. They weren’t b it people ran with it to discredit the new bill. Tbh the vet had an actual problem regarding not being able to be treated for service related injuries, so he had very Right to be mad, but everyone else made it seem like the law was invented to like kill people rather than treat them.

    • @waddledee6729
      @waddledee6729 Год назад +3

      To be fair the Canadian medical care system has always been a little fucky wucky but for some reason this is all that's ever talked about

    • @thatfrog05
      @thatfrog05 Год назад

      @@scurvydog20 it’s called eugenics and it’s based 🍁🍁🍁🍁🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫

    • @scurvydog20
      @scurvydog20 Год назад

      Bill c7 repealed the terminal and reasonablely forseeable death requirements. They are also opened it up to mentally ill and mature minors in march.
      For example Allen Nickols who was not suffering from any terminal disease and was hospitalized over fears he was suicidal. He called his brother to get him out but within a few weeks his paperwork was submitted and he was euthanized. His only issue was hearing loss.
      Checking is the veteran you are talling about the one who was asking for a chair lift and was denied and offered euthanasia because that veteran was a woman.
      Or the nurses that tried to coerce a patient into it by threating extra costs, ejection from the hospital, and withholding water for 20 days.
      Or the mid20 year old who had diabetes and lost vision in one eye and had his application approve to happen on sept 22 and was only stopped because hos mother worried about him, hacked his emailz and found out about it sept 7th.

  • @actinium2754
    @actinium2754 Год назад +4

    That ending destroyed me! And not in the literal Canadian way, the metaphoric "it made me laugh" way.

  • @Al3xtheMeh
    @Al3xtheMeh Год назад +9

    Feels very accurate considering I just bought the Apothecary and replaced his right arm with another gun.

  • @drkriegkorps294
    @drkriegkorps294 Год назад +17

    The idea of a stunty little RT era marine hobbling around capping primaris in the head for little to no reason is just perfect.

  • @captainteutonica5474
    @captainteutonica5474 Год назад +6

    Ah the Canadian Chapter Apothecary is the best, with a 100% discharge rate.

  • @Rubbertoe_yo
    @Rubbertoe_yo Год назад +19

    The Canadian flag at the end had me crying 😂

  • @duneydan7993
    @duneydan7993 Год назад +5

    I just realized the old apothicary has *FIST AID* written on his shoulder!😂

  • @MoaRider
    @MoaRider Год назад +1

    I was going to make joke about Canada and then I saw that FUCKING LEAF at the end and felt like you've got it covered.

  • @brothercoconut6599
    @brothercoconut6599 Год назад +2

    Yeah! Legs wounded? Canada treatment for you... Ain't the leaf beautiful?

  • @Lich230
    @Lich230 Год назад +30

    That suckerpunch at the end hit me like a bolter round to the back of the head

    • @dazmaz1269
      @dazmaz1269 Год назад

      I need context

    • @Tortle-Man
      @Tortle-Man Год назад +15

      It’s misinformation. Canada recently legalized voluntary euthanasia, basically assisted suicide for people with life ending and terminal conditions who largely cannot be treated or cured and will result in a long and painful death. There was a news story recently where a veteran suffering from some chronic disease misinterpreted the advice he was given by some members of the health services up in Canada, and thought they were recommending euthanasia for him. They weren’t b it people ran with it to discredit the new bill. Tbh the vet had an actual problem regarding not being able to be treated for service related injuries, so he had very Right to be mad, but everyone else made it seem like the law was invented to like kill people rather than treat them.

    • @vladyslavponomarchuk2692
      @vladyslavponomarchuk2692 Год назад +20

      ​@@Tortle-Man fed

    • @Xeraser2
      @Xeraser2 Год назад +13

      @@Tortle-Man glowie

    • @PhilosophicallyAmerican
      @PhilosophicallyAmerican Год назад +16

      @dazmaz1269 Canada has started euthanizing patients they deem too expensive to care for. They also regularly advertise this "final solution" to the homeless population and veterans.

  • @Axeallot
    @Axeallot Год назад +16

    I did not see that Mapleland reference coming. Then again I didnt see the bullet from behind coming too

    • @leobuana7430
      @leobuana7430 Год назад

      And the worst part is you won't even get to choose what type of bullet used in the first place,since they apparently restrict It to injection only in mapleland, imagine getting It done with gold or silver bullet

  • @InquisitorXarius
    @InquisitorXarius Год назад +26

    The Canadian Flag just Perfect 2:41

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life Год назад +8

    “TSRIF DIA”?
    Must be some pretty high gothic there, sheesh.
    🎩
    🐍 no step on Snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

  • @confed4055
    @confed4055 Год назад +11

    Every day I thank Chapter Master Justinian Castro for our wonderful healthcare system.

  • @Gekk-rx7nv
    @Gekk-rx7nv Год назад +1

    The Tech Pristess’ *gasp* as she writes a review is the cherry on top

  • @redpolscorp
    @redpolscorp Год назад +1

    "What I am doing here? Ah naw. I just took a wrong turn, sorry for disturbing."
    "Oh, No Problem at all. Take this with you."
    *BANG*

  • @godhelpme5547
    @godhelpme5547 Год назад +3

    I love the fact the boomer marine is just a really old model.

  • @hammdogporkington3058
    @hammdogporkington3058 Год назад +5

    I hope we get to see Brother Gelatos in the future

  • @Telmach
    @Telmach Год назад +21

    That ending was perfect.

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 Год назад

      How?

    • @Tortle-Man
      @Tortle-Man Год назад +6

      It’s misinformation. Canada recently legalized voluntary euthanasia, basically assisted suicide for people with life ending and terminal conditions who largely cannot be treated or cured and will result in a long and painful death. There was a news story recently where a veteran suffering from some chronic disease misinterpreted the advice he was given by some members of the health services up in Canada, and thought they were recommending euthanasia for him. They weren’t b it people ran with it to discredit the new bill. Tbh the vet had an actual problem regarding not being able to be treated for service related injuries, so he had very Right to be mad, but everyone else made it seem like the law was invented to like kill people rather than treat them.

    • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
      @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit Год назад +11

      @@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 One of the Canadian VA's advice for a veteran's service-related injuries was to be euthanized. Europe and Australia are also starting to consider euthanasia as legal.
      Apparently there's a critical point in socialized healthcare where it loops into unhealthcare.

    • @Brandon-ff1yo
      @Brandon-ff1yo Год назад +12

      @@Tortle-Manthere is one case where a family had a family member forcefully euthanized with a terminal illness, and another where someone with a wheelchair needed wheelchair accessible things for there house and they suggested euthanasia (I am not joking), sure it was said with cloaked words, however the difference between "have you thought about MAID instead?" and "why not just kill yourself?" is very small

    • @BoatmayneThaUnsinkable
      @BoatmayneThaUnsinkable Год назад

      @@Tortle-Manit’s a shitpost dude, don’t take it too seriously

  • @thefirstofthelastones8952
    @thefirstofthelastones8952 Год назад +3

    Jokes aside I think this taught all a very important lesson...
    Eating too much Ice Cream gives you a stomach ache.

  • @lachlanmacrae1779
    @lachlanmacrae1779 Год назад +3

    Damn, I met Billius during a campaign through one of the southern sectors. Good kid with great potential. Shame he's being taught by the Ultrimar medical system.

  • @tarkatantapir7287
    @tarkatantapir7287 Год назад +2

    "FIST AID"
    I most certainly don't want to be the recipient of whatever that procedure is

  • @ajspin2642
    @ajspin2642 Год назад +2

    This was spot on. Especially the ending lol

  • @Punishthefalse
    @Punishthefalse Год назад +13

    To be perfectly fair, an illness that can bring a space marine low is deeply concerning and might be the start of Nurgle season.
    No excuses for anything else that isn't a sniffle, however.

  • @bvdemier1
    @bvdemier1 Год назад +1

    0:30 OST of a very emotional scene of an old anime about death and rebirth.
    Dreadanon: "lets use it for sh#tposting"
    shine on you crazy diamonds

  • @modakkagitplugga
    @modakkagitplugga Год назад

    That was subtle, brilliantly done

  • @Parhelion-XVIII
    @Parhelion-XVIII 27 дней назад +2

    2:38 A reference to Canada’s killing of the elderly in a grim-dark parody?

  • @jessiemoore6649
    @jessiemoore6649 Год назад +2

    "I AM AN APOTHECARY! I AM AN APOTHECARY!"

  • @FunkBastid
    @FunkBastid Год назад +3

    The day of the rake draws near, brothers

  • @Per_Sun
    @Per_Sun Год назад +2

    Absolutely genius. And terribly, terribly accurate

  • @mremppu94
    @mremppu94 Год назад +1

    I witness you and your Agalloch soundtracks dreadanon, love it

  • @pterodactyl1776
    @pterodactyl1776 Год назад +1

    Canadian health care... I mean the Emperor's mercy. The Emperor protects!

  • @Bloodletter8
    @Bloodletter8 9 месяцев назад

    That "WHOA JEEZ" was so heartfelt😂

  • @RedCrusader-ph2vk
    @RedCrusader-ph2vk 10 месяцев назад +1

    The Canadian flag at the end killed me! Just like Brother Euthenasius would have!

  • @Hoboman64
    @Hoboman64 10 месяцев назад

    I think the best part about seeing this video is the fact I read a whole bunch of lore on apothecaries before this

  • @dalemoss4684
    @dalemoss4684 Год назад

    Lol the canuk leaf at the end was 👌🏽

  • @xxmattopsxx3931
    @xxmattopsxx3931 Год назад +2

    You didnt add the "This message brought to you by the government of canada" and then the little bum bum ba dun jingle at the end.

  • @YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat
    @YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat Год назад +1

    The messaging is as subtle is the hammer of the Emperor 😂

  • @000Krim
    @000Krim Год назад +2

    I loved the social commentary

  • @edsheeranahmet6572
    @edsheeranahmet6572 Год назад +1

    LMAO the ending hurts but goddamn that was funny

  • @MrKOLCOO
    @MrKOLCOO Год назад +2

    I just gotta ask ( I am not well versed in the lore) but tyranids have eaten some space marines probably even some custodes and some sister of silence too, did they developed from them some special tyranids units or ugprades ? ( I don't know much about tyranids beyond the basioc stuff) ??

  • @Nerthos
    @Nerthos Год назад

    The maple at the end did it for me lol

  • @Blaze_Raven
    @Blaze_Raven Год назад +2

    Chapter Master: I don't understand why we never seem to reach Codex strength.

  • @Rambit
    @Rambit Год назад

    That tactical gasp scared the fk outta me

  • @thejonathan130
    @thejonathan130 Год назад +3

    I was waiting for it and poof
    The maple leaf.

  • @juanmanuelhernandezvega3264
    @juanmanuelhernandezvega3264 Год назад

    He balls with the exaggerated swagger of a salamander neophyte

  • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
    @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit Год назад +1

    Rogue Trader-era medics were a different breed.

  • @Joseph-mw2rl
    @Joseph-mw2rl 9 месяцев назад +1

    The real apothecary diaries

  • @oldjuanlogan1126
    @oldjuanlogan1126 Год назад +2

    2:16 Is that music part of DMC 3? Played about 10 years ago, so I don't remember well. At first glance I remembered fighting a boss, but I didn't remember which one , But I guess is where you buy orbs and stars.

  • @PauperPeccator
    @PauperPeccator Год назад +1

    So this is what the day of the rake looks like 🍁 🍂

  • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
    @the_apotecary_from_tf2 Год назад +2

    I remember my teacher Mr.ludwig
    Shoot a syringe in the back of their head with a crossbow to heal them

  • @juancho650
    @juancho650 Месяц назад

    Is funny how easy you can come with names for space marines, just pick any word and add -uss at the end

  • @Football.Chap11
    @Football.Chap11 Год назад +1

    Brother Euthanasius is the only guy I’d trust to heal me.

  • @DarkraiDiety
    @DarkraiDiety Год назад

    Oh, Canada. Leading the way in patient care from the time they call up to the time they out them in the grave.

  • @thecosmickid545
    @thecosmickid545 Год назад

    Brother Euthanasius is taking rapid triage to a whole 'nother level

  • @rubentorre1345
    @rubentorre1345 Год назад

    Man I love your content, you are actually VERY good compared to the other guys from RUclips

  • @sillyness3456
    @sillyness3456 Год назад +8

    Something that only happens in the Canadus sector, even though the Nether sector is not far behind in the practice. At least Chapter Master Ruttus of the Oranje Marines retired recently.
    The Canadus sector is still under the iron fist of Chapter Master Justinius of the Blackfacers.

  • @JackBlack-qn7us
    @JackBlack-qn7us 8 месяцев назад +1

    I just realized
    Gene-seed
    Is LITERALLY sperm or egg.

  • @Francesco-gf1sv
    @Francesco-gf1sv 14 дней назад

    First two seconds of the video and im already colapsing on my bed laughing bc a astartes said " brother euthanasius"

  • @chrisjulien7698
    @chrisjulien7698 Год назад +1

    Christ bless you, the Canadian flag at the end 😂😂😂

  • @warhounds
    @warhounds 10 месяцев назад +1

    i am a surgeon - brother Euthanasius

  • @otterblau5253
    @otterblau5253 Год назад +2

    The field medica seem to be debating how to handle the wounded marine, bring out both a copy of the Lectitio Divinitatus and a bolter...

  • @theduke9292
    @theduke9292 Год назад +1

    “I heard he only got the job of apothecary because his dads the primarch.”
    “Ross?”
    “Yeah Tim?”
    “…”
    “…oh…right.”