Papa Has Been Replaced

[@deathwish-gg8wz]

we all know they didn't delete Danny's video because they were scared of him checking his legal options

[@saradunlop8054]

You mean they were afraid of him slapping legal

[@kc-eq4tk]

Yea they would get slapped by legal

[@eel000]

fuck everybody here already made the “slapped by legal” joke before I could

[@lagjars]

They didn’t want to get slapped by legal

[@tpose990]

@@saradunlop8054 NO DONT GET SLAPPED BY LEGAL IM IN A INFINITE LOOP OF DEATH BECAUSE OF IT

[@bleujaye]

THAT’S ALL YOU’LL EVER BE.
*STEP-PAPA*

[@waffledressing3078]

First

[@harithakandadi1248]

#NOTMYPAPA

[@LeahKlein]

Haritha Kandadi 😂😂 *RoDrIcK iS qUaKiNg*

[@liv2403]

#notmypapa

[@suzyngo]

#imisspapa

[@drewisgooden]

just slide and come!

[@perrincalzada9131]

Just do it

[@thekitkatlizard8661]

Omg

[@lake9203]

Drew Gooden why did Danny comment on his own video?

[@user-bk1xu8eh9q]

FBI OPEN UP

[@julianamaria556]

Drew Gooden father

[@buttcrackattack]

Maybe Papa took the fridge with him when he left.

[@strawbunni6834]

It makes sense he was Papas fridge son

[@thecreator3145]

And then he took it to the dump.

[@C.V317]

Oh shit, maybe the fridge was the reason for the divorce! Like, Papa could tolerate the fridge lying to him, but once Johnny lied to him, Papa lost all faith in humanity. Choosing the fridge over his children and wife, Papa spent months eating the fridge’s veggies, which inspired him to become a doctor. Meanwhile the mother sleeps with Chad and makes Johnny call him Papa during the day while she calls him Papa at night. Tragic.

[@plum8262]

@@C.V317ya’ll still coming up with theories after 5 years…

[@swiftnights-YT]

he took it because it had the SAUCES inside

[@avaronchetti4223]

This is like when a teenager yells "I HATE YOU!" at his new stepdad, but there's a baby who doesn't care and Danny is the angry yelling teenager who's angry about another family's divorce.

[@RoyalEnby2006]

That sounds so true

[@RoyalEnby2006]

Also love your profile picture

[@Greg......]

You right, you right ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜✨💗✨💗✨💗

[@Qwerty-wk3jy]

George whould say goodbye

[@aloserlmao5292]

damn didn't excpect to be called out on a fucking Danny video- Drew, maybe- but Danny?

[@lps-emily]

*Let's together sad.*

[@amyastegall2104]

LPS Emily 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anajankovic1882]

LPS Emily das ist sehr traurig

[@Hamsterjammer]

*All together.*

[@oliviamartinezz]

LPS Emily come come everybody just come

[@somethingiwillremember1239]

;-;

[@fartlord888]

I like how Danny’s so angered that the papa is gone, it’s even worse that the wife rebounded so quickly

[@simone635]

The Misfits’ Channel HAHAHHA YA

[@princechion5247]

BALLOON

[@suzyngo]

he almost cry too

[@sqlmonn]

Let's together sad

[@lailataluminousnight8064]

@@sqlmonn -i can't😂😂😂

[@sunshinesho6645]

After 4 years I still miss Papa, I cherish him in my heart

[@moonjuicex]

R.I.P. Papa, you will be missed😩😢

[@ChipsDaCat]

@@moonjuicexhe’s not dead, he’s just divorced

[@seandoesnpcshit]

@@ChipsDaCatit feels like hes dead

[@f4iryyqxx]

He left for the milk

[@thomasdickson35]

​@@f4iryyqxxThat leche tho!!! 😅

[@withapicketsign]

Guess Billion Surprise Toys got slapped by the legal.

[@S1R3NH3AD]

i’m so glad this video is back up

[@li-tl1dw]

let’s together legal

[@intruder6628]

Lmao

[@thehousedown]

SBBSBSBSHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@user-rd3xc9in4y]

Ah, yes, the Easter miracles

[@chrystianlennon8803]

When he got rejected, he went to medical school and turned his life around.

[@butt3012]

chad can't compete

[@alexsmith3697]

Bet the mom is regretting that divorce now.

[@kaitaylor7269]

they divorced due to financial issues they have a song called shopping about with that Chad (yes i did research on the channel)

[@theviper5064]

@@alexsmith3697 the doctor coat made him somehow hotter than chad

[@watercooler.romance9133]

There's no way *chad* is any better for her or Johnny

[@misslily7yearsago40]

The marriage wasn’t working so papa left with the refrigerator

[@wiktorpikor300]

Ture

[@suriish3re]

I-

[@pundertalefan4391]

XD

[@24years74]

Guess he went for the sauce

[@liviafernandes3481]

oh god

[@lunatheketsune4975]

Fun fact, the humpty dumpty nursury ryme never mentions that humpty is an egg. We assume and draw him as an egg because their fragile and easily broken, however humpty could just be an alchoholic who liked sitting on walls and one day fell off braking something and subsequently dieing.

[@virtualfraud]

it was a cannon

[@nightstring7351]

I think that was a joke in one of Will Wood's comedy shows, if you know who that is

[@Randomyoutuber403]

@@nightstring7351 i think it was originally in Alice wonderland idk the name

[@_thE_lEttEr_E_]

Elpenor? (If ykyk)

[@ewmcdoodles]

@@nightstring7351will wood is awesome

[@j4dean]

Let's all together sad with the departure of papa

[@Jake-ur6iy]

😂😂🤣

[@melaniefrog195]

come everybody JUST COME

[@imaminor5856]

Melanie Cottonhearts 4 hours ago-

[@avabrant4503]

Yeah_It_Me omfg😂😂😂😂

[@dvdcbb]

Hey I found a bouncey here come bounce and have fun so we can be happy

[@anette3607]

i got genuinely sad at the song help

[@jflamingo26]

Oh, I know.. :/

[@himom396]

Same

[@kaitlynash]

Yeah what the friCKCKC

[@styfxno3815]

Fricking greg

[@fickens5643]

i know right can we hit like 5 likes :(

[@will3828]

“That’s all you’ll ever be. Step papa.”

[@iamaqween5156]

I literally read that as soon as Danny said that

[@electricbomber4127]

Same

[@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062]

“EW WHAT A FUCKING STEP FREAK”

[@zendpixie]

stepfreak

[@sticks2221]

STEP FREAK!!!!

[@Euphor1axx]

The fact that you can see the despair and sadness in dannys eyes when he found out papa was replaced really emphasises the importance of papa 😔🥀💔

[@fizzy_buzz]

let's together sad :(

[@komododragon6397]

Top 5 saddest anime deaths:
1.Papa being replaced
2.Papa being replaced
3.Papa being replaced
4.Papa being replaced
5.Papa being replaced

[@lame_username_handle]

6.S t o p

[@velvet4853]

😥omg I’m tearing up

[@komododragon6397]

Momo Yaoyorozu *You better.*

[@coolbeans4557]

Dave Miller i see your are not part of the Papa Cult.... 👩🏻‍🦰 🔪

[@Waffle-house]

Correct

[@lauren-puppytails]

Mama was tired of papa laughing at everything she does

[@kyosohmasrealwife1152]

lauren underrated comment!

[@itsquarialy1656]

lauren here lmao ruclips.net/video/XDXrP9HET2A/видео.html

[@fazeeinsteinoce140]

Mama: papa, I want a divorce
Papa: HAHAHA

[@KillerKoifish]

Facts

[@mayaoccomy8916]

Underrated😭😭😭

[@The_hilarious-girl]

Lore: Papa never left, he just got a job as a doctor that works almost 24 hours a day, the 'mom' is actually cheating with papa with Chad. She only calls papa to make him think that everything is okay.

[@serenitybrown1936]

OH MY GOD

[@_raccoon_1073]

Ohhhh

[@hey2249]

lol

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

(vengeful noises)

[@Eggable6900]

*HOLY SH-*

[@Rosaelynn45]

Let's together Greg.

[@RealRepublicOfNiger]

Let’s together Greg.

[@amousenamedcrouton]

​@@RealRepublicOfNiger I'm sorry I can't blow past this what in all of hell is the republic of Niger doing here

[@Izzielikesroblox]

Let’s together Greg.

[@Pizzaferretsissuperswag]

Let’s together Greg.

[@capybara2244]

Let’s together Greg.

[@nerdcity]

That song got me, I wasn’t ready to together FEEL

[@roninroninronin]

lets together feel

[@madfire2087]

Nerd City lol, didn’t expect you to be here.

[@nexus7512]

@@roninroninronin thIS DESERVES SO MANY LIKES

[@ohhimark6945]

What the fuck nerd why are you everywhere

[@moodyfairyy7783]

Nerd City Danny got nerd city in da feelsss

[@yukimeier4407]

Hey, let‘s together sad because Papa is gone

[@violetdots]

Copied comment :/

[@yukimeier4407]

CatBot OwO i did not see the other comment

[@violetdots]

@@yukimeier4407 Oh, sorry.

[@yukimeier4407]

CatBot OwO it‘s fine idm

[@joker0587]

"Lets together sad"

[@yolkii6747]

He drank water
He played tennis
He laughed at his wife
*we all miss papa..*

[@lawuyl8513]

Badminton*

[@KPE141]

He has a a new life

[@tree1416]

Papa committed deathpacito

[@iliodora25]

@@tree1416
Noooooo

[@d.nicolas2232]

@@tree1416 smh 😔😭

[@aquamarie3117]

Humpty Dumpty is actually a "what am I" riddle to which the answer is "an egg." Nursery rhyme books ruined it by putting a picture of an egg right next to it so it wasn't a riddle anymore.

[@novembreletson2739]

But in real life it was a canon though

[@GippyHappy]

Did you make this up

[@-f41ry-.]

@@GippyHappyno

[@goldensloth7]

huh?

[@fordakacar]

what da hell

[@Jay-kz4td]

Moral of the story: Don't be an egg,
Be a Gregg

[@afsheensuleman5016]

Underrated comment

[@annscribbs]

Alex Wolf I agree

[@batvaleska]

this. is. so. darn. underrated.
you, in my eyes, are truly Greg. and I think 177 other people agree

[@bellbito7318]

Jewwy meek on it.

[@weewoo6111]

Leaving a comment here so that I dont ruin the 420 likes
I'll wait for some other people to ruin it

[@ApolloGuys]

"Let's together sad"
Is *SO* sad i legit almost cried

[@yoshi_705]

yeah it is so sad
why is it so sad
help me

[@bunix7225]

Let’s together bath in our tears

[@ApolloGuys]

@@bunix7225 lol i mean- :(

[@elisa9992]

Only almost? You cold ass bitch

[@ApolloGuys]

@@elisa9992 i am so sorry i don't deserve to be living

[@chuckscott7125]

"Papa's gone...Let's together sad"

[@will3828]

*l e t s t o g e t h e r s a d*

[@LunaMoon-gr9hg]

L E T S T O G E T H E R S A D 😭

[@juniperblackenstine2156]

Now that Danny has a son of his own. I think we can all truly understand why he was so upset when Papa was replaced soooo easily.

[@systemk9488]

"Let's together sad" omfg

[@calliel9188]

Johnny Johnny: I-I-I... Yes papa.... *Sobs next to Dolly*

[@juliecole5192]

"Next time just let me die"

[@Rad1callyRad16]

I'm your 1k like m8 your welcome 😂

[@systemk9488]

Shotzy Thanks lol

[@tiorinaya2104]

Jesus that hurt me internally

[@dingodog711]

Guys the reason the fridge is gone is because papa got custody

[@sleeepybae1459]

lmao

[@nevereverr]

Do you think they divorced because Mommy didn’t want to raise a fucking fridge-human abomination as her own?

[@crapjoe8634]

@@nevereverr yes

[@nixterde]

Yes.

[@vimmmey]

LMAO XD

[@ce8196]

WHY IS JOHNNYS HAIR SO REALISTIC BUT HIS FACE IS ANIMATED

[@deezy5339]

Scary

[@skedaddledbraincell]

Dang you're right

[@c0pycat309]

Ee i just noticed

[@abc-ul9ws]

Even I don't know

[@kimmyyy7263]

C•E • IKR LIKE WHAT THE HELL?!

[@NeverCallEllis]

Even 4 years later im still crying for the loss of Papa.

[@fizzy_buzz]

someone here in the comments said: Don't be together sad that it's over, be together happy because it happened!

[@Zickeyo]

5 years and I'm still sad...

[@NeverCallEllis]

@@Zickeyo same here ):

[@Better.Life.Legacy.Builder]

real🙁

[@zeryfcollection]

"I'm humpty dumpty cuz you shattered me now let's together sad" *THAT LINE WAS SO CLEVER I'M-*

[@alondramatamoros1321]

*LETS TOGETHER SAD*

[@annanystrom7831]

LETS TOGHETER SAD IM DEAD

[@deepbhlue7973]

lets together sad

[@fredtheskrub4525]

New papa took him out before he could finish.

[@miriamfuchs1065]

The refrigerator was Papa’s kid from his first girlfriend or wife , a female refrigerator. Then, after Papa left, the refrigerator went with him, because he (the pink refrigerator) is not mommy’s real son.

[@coffinman1217]

Oh my this actually makes some sense:/

[@LunaProtogen]

Imagine fucking a fridge

[@azku4180]

@@LunaProtogen You are now Sicko mode

[@sirlsc99]

The fridge is back

[@callistocryptic]

@@LunaProtogen my cat does that

[@kirthickkumarkk]

Hello 911 what's your emergency
My kids won't eat their brocolli

[@rynwinget2267]

* googles how to like a comment multiple times *

[@kirthickkumarkk]

Google how to subscribe to pewdiepie multiple times

[@notlionel]

*They never do.....*

[@stresslevel1009]

@@kirthickkumarkk subbot. That's what t series did

[@mrhiyeet5207]

OH NO!!!!!!!! I WILL BE THERE IN 1 MINUTE!!,

[@Skrunkleton404]

Even five years later, I still love and miss papa. Fly high king 👑

[@Yourfav_rat_]

I don’t think papa died 😭

[@Vexlev]

I didnt know papa was technoblade

[@ShadowMancer97]

Johnny doesn’t eat his veggies cuz that’s the only way he can see papa again

[@santassecretsugarbaby4543]

Sh*t that's deep

[@fjddhhrfg6097]

AW THATS SO SAD

[@rav10l12]

It took me 2 minutes to realize why Johnny doesn’t eat his veggies........... 😔 😔

[@kookiecream7259]

Imma go and cry now

[@PieGrip]

Like on the part of the lyrics:
If you ever want to see me just dont eat your broccoli, oh.

[@Bull-tm6hl]

I want to insult Johnny's family but the animator did enough.

[@skyisherelol3492]

OH FUCK-

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

Vote for bring back moustache papa

[@ivanvelez6958]

Ahaha- oops-

[@mmq4017]

And-!-oop

[@fbi7927]

Dang 😔

[@dergn_fire5877]

He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He want papa bacc

[@HidtalAJ]

THATS SAD THO WAIT

[@amindagob.1607]

Xd

[@HidtalAJ]

The real PAPPA OMG

[@mikaylap6097]

The real PAPPA Step papa stole yo girl

[@user-kz5cs9sh5t]

But he hasn't come home after getting the milk...

[@mohammedzuhair9646]

In the og rhyme they never specify that humpty was an egg

[@namine1237]

They replace the unspecified being with an egg so it was less graphic and yolk for blood

[@kh6853]

Apparently it was based on a cannon falling off a fort

[@nightstring7351]

Will Wood reference????????????

[@evdog9358]

*Humpty Dumpty Sat on a wall!*
Humpty Dumpty: *Satanic laugh*

[@Mobropro12]

@Amber The kings horses and men : ah sh*t here we go aswell

[@karnivorevolpe5344]

Two years later I’m still crying. This song had NO business being this fire.

[@nghiavan8952]

Let’s together cry...

[@day9811]

ah binge watchers i see. *joins crying*

[@aurora8432]

its 3 years later 😭 girl we in 2021

[@huntstud215]

@@cheesegur no?

[@cheesegur]

@@huntstud215 lol nevermind read the date wrong

[@d4niismyoi]

*"just slide and come , that's the dream."*

[@brand-dv7wy]

i heard just slide and cum

[@Elena-eg1dw]

i'll never be mature enaugh to read that without laughing

[@d4niismyoi]

@@brand-dv7wy i- wHAT

[@d4niismyoi]

@@Elena-eg1dw lmao

[@fatema9087]

Hi army! 💜

[@loganharvill5394]

I think the reason mama moved on to chad is cuz she finally found out that the refrigerator was papas illegitimate child

[@HS-pm1ro]

Papa left because he was sick of Johnny’s lies

[@ellieh8666]

I'm fucking crying

[@KitKatKenny]

😂🤣😂

[@hannahm6154]

H S dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rubifriedenberg]

Holy shit 😂😂

[@obscuraeldritch]

God this is way better than my theory... This puts my theory yo shame... You win

[@Prince_Jacob_11]

Papa and mama be like:
*let's togethern't*

[@hat7475]

YOU WIN

[@Prince_Jacob_11]

@Hat *YESSIR*

[@togepipi]

Lul

[@endlessaika3406]

YOU WIN MY LAUGH

[@137tejaswinikamath3]

I sang this in the way they would, am I allowed to continue living 😶

[@user-uq9oh4yg2z]

here is what happened:
the marrige was was falling apart,so they took them to the court,and mama took johnny and his sister and papa took the fridge,he doesn't have a job so he decided to be a doctor so that he can look after the refrigerator,mama only married chad for the money but she misses papa,and before papa left he told johnny to not eat broccoli so he can see his kids again and mama realized that they didn't like the food so now she also has a excuse to call papa

[@rqpp8]

Feel bad for the fridge

[@pinkpanther8147]

I’m crying so much I could have a together bath in all my tears. RIP pApPa.

[@megansmith6404]

genius

[@pinkpanther8147]

H e h

[@aquaticstudios5273]

Sounds legit

[@Greg950]

Honestly the mom is such a “boy mom” johnny was like “hey mom I found a slide” and mom was like “just slide and come johnny 😊” and dolly was like “mom I found a cool ass bounce” and mom was like “just bounce and have fun ig idc”

[@Greg950]

ALSO when johnny slided down the slide you saw dolly and she looked like distressed or smth and mom didn’t even care wtf

[@ShirleyTolan]

Tell your “baby” that I’m your baby

[@estherleclerc3006]

the scary thing about Humpty Dumpty is they never said he was an egg.

[@yumikodazaiswaifu]

Idk where they got that, it was a cannon lol

[@littledemonbunnies]

He’s a cannon. Or a person whatever there basically the same

[@willdrawforfood9317]

Cannon

[@keexshound]

They only reason they made Humpty Dumpty a egg,is so it was pg

[@yumikodazaiswaifu]

@@keexshound Huh... OK thats new

[@bobbyculver7396]

I've cracked the story billion surprise toys was trying to tell us all along. In the first video Danny said papa had an illegitimate child with a fridge. That must have been why mommy divorced him. Because he wasn't a loyal husband she had no problem getting with Chad. This would also explain why there isn't a refrigerator; papa was the biological father so in the child settlements he got refrigerator and mommy got Johnny.

[@selinaprince7806]

It all makes sense now

[@Shrimpfriedpee]

What about dolly and chia?

[@lewild4368]

Dolly and Chia are the ghosts of the child victims that died in the salt mines that Daddy and Mommy owned.

[@hudson4053]

Papa is back

[@bellarose894]

It all makes sense now

[@foxtrotsys]

they did papa so dirty that everyone who watched this is gonna need a together bath

[@benmemon]

Com. JUST COME

[@saesinny]

Underrated comment

[@foxtrotsys]

@@saesinny thank you, broski

[@backfrmthagrave]

Together cry 😔

[@benmemon]

@@backfrmthagrave 😭🔫

[@dazaisiz]

5 years later and I'm still devastated. Poor Papa. He didn't deserve this.

[@jaffieverse]

THE FAREWELL SONG IS AN ACTUAL BOP

[@eloisel5991]

gacha-kitty RIGHTTTTTT

[@emiluh]

gacha-kitty Oh hi

[@OvPdTurtle]

Stop saying bop, it's retarded

[@Rawfuhhh]

Just saved you from Satan your likes have been upgraded to 667

[@capybaramorelikebarelycapa1601]

@@OvPdTurtle such a Craig

[@user-dm7xe4ty1y]

Love how we are all genuinely concerned and attached to this fictional family and seriously mad at chad.

[@keiralvnn]

It’s not fictional!
L E T S T O G E T H E R B E L I E V E

[@donika9948]

Your freeky

[@keiralvnn]

That’s my name

[@ll_extremelystressed_ll3804]

Chad isn't even that handsome he looks like a thumb that h0e

[@umusuarioqualquer777]

@@ll_extremelystressed_ll3804 8:02

[@Vivian-nh2qy]

“Now let’s together sad”
Got me rolling on the floor💀💀💀💀

[@Noursinette_]

💀

[@tonyaoneal1979]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@undertale-perseverance]

just slide and come

[@Veggieyumyum]

@@undertale-perseverance I choked

[@undertale-perseverance]

@@Veggieyumyum good

[@NubbyDubby]

actual humpty: **a fucking canon**
nursery rihms: **unborn chicken baby**

[@f3player]

After the divorce, Papa focused on himself, went back to college, and got his bachelor's degree to further support himself, but more importantly, Johnny.
Papa is a stand-up guy

[@toastttttttt]

bro papa didnt get his bachelor's. he got his whole as doctorate

[@LJCG777]

​@@carolinefaith6522American chiropractors be like.

[@ShockwaveEnthusiast]

​@@carolinefaith6522he was just that good

[@retinazer7652]

@@carolinefaith6522 He’s just skilled my guy

[@sumiha]

@@retinazer7652he’s the inspiration behind giga chad fr 🔥🔥🔥

[@sashaarw]

My stepdad walked in my room right when he said *That's all you'll ever be. Step papa.* He just walked out.

[@maliyahmassengill5353]

If that happened to me he’d smash my phone/computer 😂

[@boon9892]

LMAO

[@alexisbruton3689]

Sasha Wingard
i was watching this the other day on the tv and my stepdad walked in right before that and watched until that part and just looked at me and laughed and my mom was like oKAY LETS WATCH RUDOLPH

[@katemcconn5252]

That's a big oof

[@akshatkumar2935]

That totally happened

[@Paigeymack19]

Plot twist: Johnny is purposely not eating his vegetables so mommy will call papa, and they will have a chance to be together

[@SamiChenFilm]

Respect +

[@sammygecko_]

SamiTheCuber the innocence and naïveté of a small, confused boy who couldn’t see Papa’s abuse for what it was and there’s a reason why his momma has full custody.. U_U

[@kiriassai4476]

Nice!

[@keiraw1808]

depressing like dude liike r/im14andthisisdeep

[@julesghoulzz]

To together be*

[@ugurdm]

0:05 Danny saved his entire iP address lol

[@D1VINEDIAMONDS]

this is the top comment for me even though it has 46 likes and no replies

[@epthotlol]

@@D1VINEDIAMONDSno same, i see so many comments that have like the time thing at like seconds into the video and i’m so confused

[@LeviathanxAngels]

Same

[@Robert_Hooke]

​@@D1VINEDIAMONDS it's probably because it's a timed comment, the comments you See are syncronised with the Video
So If you Look at the comments at the stawt of a Video, you'll get comments Like this

[@D1VINEDIAMONDS]

@@Robert_Hooke I know I didn’t have timed comments on lol 🥲

[@julianathompson2412]

The song made me strangely and un-ironically sad

[@jasminewadsworth1983]

I thought you said that it made you straight and I almost fucking yeeted myself off the bed.

[@philipmanavado4566]

They probably didnt copyright strike because Danny was so respectful and genuinely cared about the plot.

[@layzerlovers]

true

[@zou1507]

They actually did after this video, but they withdrew it

[@3v1l73ddy]

@@zou1507 Except they attacked this video and not the original one he said was spared, they just ignored that one completely lol

[@rcole7274]

@@3v1l73ddy It's especially weird since the video came out in 2018, but was reinstated in 2020

[@HKG4]

He cared about the channel lore

[@addymullenax7790]

Step papa... that's all you'll ever be *Step Papa*

[@zoe7635]

you're no good goose! you're just, like, ya father!

[@addymullenax7790]

@@zoe7635 why did I read this in an accent 😂

[@honestlywolfie]

5 years later, I’m still bawling.

[@IncompleteCaramelCheesecake]

Same!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@brighmoffatt1421]

Why is no one talking about how johnny has normal hair but every other character has lego hair???

[@sincerealev]

How did I realize that just now when I read your comment

[@operacionufo6953]

Oh shit- Your right I just noticed that! 😂

[@Zedryx69]

*h e y*

[@jamorese]

OPERACION UFO same wtf..

[@hugomanrique4763]

I think Danny already mentioned that in the video..

[@ic236]

Ooh, danny successfully conversed with his legal team

[@Merinjuana]

Ikr

[@monopurple]

Hopefully he doesn't get slapped by legal

[@sleepystal]

he slapped them with legal

[@arijajoy]

No longer being slapped by legal 😌💅

[@turnipman7820]

The wonders you can achieve through reviewing your legal options are endless

[@xXShylandXx]

Let's together sad for papa

[@zhailu8838]

let's together sad my dude

[@TheComedyCommentor]

Calling the doctor to get your kids to eat their broccoli is the equivalent of calling Santa when they've been bad.

[@magic8ballin]

“He’s so ripped. And so hot. How can I compete with that? I’m humpty dumbty cause you shattered me. Now let’s together sad.”
BARS

[@lisamarkey7895]

GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG NOW THATS *BARS*

[@michaelthomas305]

*Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang*
Now that's bars

[@enkeladdevetaku6690]

Sodak Tn now thats cancer

[@michaelthomas305]

@@enkeladdevetaku6690 thanks

[@ArtFlasque_]

He got the SAUCES He got the CHOCOLAITS

[@zevi139]

The best part about this is how Danny seems so sincerely angry at Chad

[@nisarojas2869]

ZVi Chad looks like Danny

[@spaghetti7653]

@@nisarojas2869 CHAD IS DANNY CONFIRMED???!!

[@helloworld366]

@@spaghetti7653 Danny is mad at himself

[@theminakins815]

Everyone should be angry at Chad. He will never be papa.

[@helloworld366]

@@theminakins815 All he'll ever be is a step-papa

[@born_to_be_sauce]

"you've never been an egg!"'-well Danny, let me tell you something crazy........

[@emiliaandrea9]

LMFAOOOO

[@sophieprins4923]

Broccoli
-: prevents cancer
-: regulates blood pressure
-: promotes healthy bones
-: maintains heart health
-: supports eye health
-: boosts brain power
damn broccoli is one hell of a drug

[@lawnmowerexpert8324]

Those bullet points really do look like dicks

[@mollymc1464]

Hows a toddler supposed to enderstand this shit😂😂

[@limeplayz1878]

That’s good and all but what happens if you don’t eat broccoli
- Johnny can see his dad

[@bailoutexists]

im rick james bitch

[@brynncess2228]

-brings back missing fathers

[@lee-wb2wn]

“Let’s together divorce” 💀💀

[@urkidding_9456]

😂

[@Cei_ling]

Ohmygod this had me DEAD

[@sergevictoryyt]

You're gonna divorce me... without me?

[@cock6124]

And lets together leave

[@cerbiatttu]

and after we together leave,
we should together ratatoing

[@elliebennett3779]

Conspiracy: Chad is actually the refrigerator

[@delightfulmochas]

then he better keep his sauces away from mommy

[@lizartlopez8583]

Ellie Bennett REFRIGERATOR REFRIGERATOR YES MOMMY

[@zippydawn7276]

@@delightfulmochas 😂😆😁

[@annaartamonova4792]

whoah. But that none of my business ......love your profile photo

[@CruiserDynasty]

stay away from the mayo

[@yoon__815]

damn. "if you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli' makes me so sad 😭

[@dr.alexei7368]

Danny *legit about to cry when Chad walks in*: His name is probably Chad.

[@ItsMe-uw8wi]

Boss fight music starts playing

[@Kn1feShift]

I like how in the vegetable song, the first kid who ate their broccoli stops playing. Like any kid who eats their veggies gets shunned from the play group.

[@colorblockpoprocks6973]

or fucking perished from the vegetables

[@gamingmoble6715]

I thought it was because he was eating

[@Beaisadweeb]

@@minkapinka same 😂

[@Aspenleaf1313]

​@MrMan5071me after eating green beans: 😢
👋 / | |\💅
| |
//\\

[@Aspenleaf1313]

NAH THE HEAD 😨

[@maplesyrup1223]

Small theory I have: I think the reason the fridge isn’t there anymore is because papa got custody of it.

[@JaysoMK]

papa broke the fridge and mother divorced him because he is violent

[@mygradesarecooked]

LMAO

[@marija2321]

Now only papa has access to the sauces.

[@allisonavery7273]

Damn, I can get into this

[@jaredoroc6253]

@@marija2321 Sawces

[@Zen-day404]

This is still Danny’s funniest video and an emotional roller coaster from laughing to crying at the dad song

[@kyleigh4037]

Instead of replacing papa with chad they should have replaced the mom with chad

[@heeavvn]

Oof yesss!!

[@Liychee]

I see where you're going with this and I'm loving where its going

[@stupidcandies734]

_Gae_

[@Liychee]

@@stupidcandies734 Gae indeed

[@sergevictoryyt]

they should have replaced the fridge with chad

[@familyaccountgilbert7781]

This is sad, Papa was my favorite character in the BSTCU.
(Billion Surprise Toys Cinematic Universe)

[@junkoenoshima2756]

Yeah now he's a doctor in the BSTCU

[@mrfantaguyfiftytwo7383]

Yes

[@imnotablockhead7782]

Sadly he got replaced by step-daddy

[@penquinnice5087]

WHY DID THEY REPLACE HIM 😭😭😭😭

[@Leolikat]

The billion surprise toys lore till now
First there is a seemingly happy familly with a smart fridge but PLOT TWIST the fridge is being held hostage and they are taking his organs for food the fridge is worried about the fact that he will soon be dead He escapes never to be seen again (will probably return later in the bstcu) Then the wife blames her husband for his escape and the husband needs to leave but she soon comes to miss him and she calls him as a doctor for "health concerns" then she gets a new husband and he is not suspicious of her yet humpty dumpty soon appears and dies his men and horses now with no ruler become rouge soon johny dies and his mother quickly adopts somone who looks similar to him and the father doesnt realize(they changed johnys model) humptys men and horses now looming as a threat in the universe
This is where I believe the story should go (next comment)

[@rhoshinybh5296]

I can't even imagine what Danny's RUclips recommendations will be like after seeing all these kid videos.

[@athyzkyh]

he might went incognito tho

[@CeliaDeVeaux]

For his mental health, let’s hope he did

[@swooptheleg6328]

@@athyzkyh balloon balloon flying in the wind

[@TheNormExperience]

Does Express VPN not help with that?

[@silly.silliest]

Oh no

[@Whyamiheredotnet]

Danny just being extremely pissed about them replacing papa will always make me smile.

[@mochatea-fr1cf]

“Hey kids, want broccoli?”
“no.”
*”911 PLEASE I NEED A DOCTOR”*

[@michealafton2063]

OMG OMG MY CHILD 911

[@gachadreamerelliejane9423]

911 Operative: Ma'am I need you to stay calm.
We've triangulated your location and help is on the way.

[@Ozzy_Stripe]

child no eaT broccoliS *
mother calls doctor and begs him to come over to help her child *
doctor comes to investigate*
child as doctor is about to pack up and go: *whispers* pleASE take me WITh you i dont like new pAPa
doctor: okay i will bring him to the hospital for some tests and send him home in a day or so if it all turns out okay
legends say the the doctor has not returned his child to this day...but the mother never noticed and neither did step papa...

[@Toni29360]

*DONT WORRY THE SEAT TEAM IS COMING*

[@bigbodbod]

Maybe the mom just got sick of papa laughing at her for no real reason

[@femkevdw8369]

maia bodnar or depriving the family of food

[@himom396]

@Tim Evans I'm impressed

[@miuhh]

oh shit im the 666th like

[@rheasunter7053]

maia bodnar 😂

[@bummerdrummer1902]

The new papa's name is probably Craig

[@emilsmasulis6076]

Oh no you stole my waffles

[@soukeski]

or his names phil

[@can0cringe]

Or his name’s Chaid

[@sonicdafrogznx6544]

I Stole Your Waffles WTF you stole all of my fucking waffles what the fuck

[@zackerygreen3303]

Nah Carl

[@Grizzy-Gir]

"if u ever wanna see me just dont eat ur broccoli"
-Papa

[@MissYamIherexxx]

Becomes Meme
*GET'S A DIVORCE*

[@foxlambert1743]

*FUCK YOU BITCH YOU MADE ME A MEME*

[@docta.pepper5910]

-meme review-

[@hikkusubei]

Fucking Karen, man...

[@Issynothere]

The song HAS no reason to still be so good almost 3 years later.

[@roxassora2706]

A few years later and I still want to know what mv he used with Papa's memoji. It looks familiar.

[@iwatchyoutubetoomuch]

still has no reason to be so good

[@jakobyarns4369]

Why is has emphasized

[@boppyie]

fr

[@walkingmyfish]

The reason is that it’s good

[@graces.68]

danny looks a lot like step papa.

[@sonicmania1048]

10:41 well they HAVE been an egg once, you see when a mommy and papa loves each other they-

[@brucewang6458]

Yeah cause Danny's like all hot and muscular and hot and..... hot

[@graces.68]

exactly

[@_annaan_naanna_5502]

Sips tea

[@kazzy3508]

What if they wanted to make step papa danny so he wouldn't make fun of their videos anymore and they're trying something else other than taking together the videos down?

[@fightshrub8872]

Heard the song prior to seeing this video and thought papa was killed off and the only way Johnny could see his dad was in heaven after starving to death from not eating his broccoli.

[@tammie5726]

StepPapa will never replace the one true Papa 😔

[@ayinore]

Screw ripped-hot-step-papa he evil

[@scrub5078]

The virgin Chad:
-too hot
-too muscular
-not Jhonny's dad
-too young for mommy
-no fridges in sight
The Chad Papa
-not that hot
-shrimp sized
-Jhonny's dad
-just the right age for mommy
-fridge son

[@strawberrygoldfiish8606]

Zturtt Games 😭✊

[@hades.5514]

I would pick the the not hot one because its his actual father
**insert chad you are not the father here**

[@ghasttearguy2616]

@Zturtt Games yeah that sh** be my child

[@Lemodo1]

Cool beans

[@MCPilot1201]

not that hot?! Papa is the sexiest man alive! What are you talking sbout?! Have you seen his moustache?!

[@skatewang2005]

Papa and the refrigerator had enough, so they were like: *Let's together leave*

[@Jeyc333]

“Let’s together for to leave” *sang with the generic bst backing track*

[@silverwings9971]

Lol

[@HEXE-ft5cv]

Honestly, this is an underrated comment

[@exoticyui1384]

underrated comment

[@minaashido1069]

*Let’s together leave, let’s together leave :D*

[@katstuff2019]

“All he needed was a child’s touch to feel alive.” “Come Johnny, just slide and come!” “Also not sure why this.. little egg man’s so into babies..” I was basically in a coma! But then you kids had to come and touch me..”

[@Howard_T_Duck]

I love how Danny reacts to Papa being gone exactly how a child would

[@ZelinaPlayz]

Lmao

[@MaisieBK]

They probably got a divorce because papa didn’t stop Johnny from eating the sugar

[@albertkilpin2517]

Maisie Vll Poor Papa, he always tried so hard

[@MaisieBK]

Stick Man I bet Chad doesn’t stop him

[@biasedneutron231]

Yea but Papa was a doctor who let his kid get diabetic.... gross negligence! Grounds for divorce.

[@PeterGriffin11]

@@albertkilpin2517 Nope they didn't divorce I killed Papa.

[@MaisieBK]

Regina Philangee At least he tried to stop Johnny from eating the sugar

[@carltheconsumer3830]

Anyone else realize that the dad's breath in the beginning is helium? The balloon he blew started floating

[@nerddmg]

Oh shoot

[@ur.fav.n4talie918]

Does he 👀 *breath helium* 𝙂𝘼𝙎𝙋

[@Mini_Sugii]

holy shit, I have adhd and my mind literally went to fucking space when I read this

[@Slooomh]

Wow

[@MorsHeller99]

👁️👄👁️

[@maxpugboyyi7]

"But you were telling lies"
"Lets together sad"
"Promise me you wont forget me, if you ever want to see me just dont eat your brocolli"
FIRE SONG