Instead of worrying about the family job of killing Dracula for the 100th time, Juste decides to do a career change and become an interior designer instead. Too bad when he tries to evict Dracula after doing his best show piece, the death of Dracula ends up destroying the castle Juste worked so hard to flip.
Meanwhile, in 2035: [Castlevania arises once more] Dracula's soul, inside Soma: Wait, what's going o- Soma: [begins vibrating aggressively] Dracula: Is *this* what it feels like?! No wonder all the Belmonts did this - THIS is true power!
"Come follow on the adventure through a castle that contains no less than eighty clashing colors in each room! Be amazed as Juste Belmont, Simon's grandson, has to do the usual vampire hunting despite looking nothing like his grandfather (or a man at all). Question his motives when he takes time out of his rescue mission to decorate the basement he will soon destroy! Feel the pain as Juste struggles to understand that there actually are two castles!! (Ouch my brain!)" - The description of the original run
everything about this description is so accurate god damnit every room looks ugly as sin, for some reason he has white hair(?, and they tried so hard to give this game some replay value that they made the player collect fucking FURNITURE
Before watched the video... Juste Belmont takes up the legendary Vampire Killer and head to Dracula in Castlevania. After watched the video..... Schrödinger Belmont takes up the legendary Vampire Killer and head to IKEAvania to collect furniture.
Just imagine the kind of nightmares this would give Dracula. A high speed, floating Belmont just zipping around, haunting your castle, and nothing can stop him. This is the kind of scary stories vampires tell each other...
That seems to be the entire game imo. It's just a different castlevania experience that's nothing like any other games in the series. Presentation-wise I mean. The backtracking and pacing is horrendous and I dont want to play it again anytime soon
@@Sykroid I have played it to completion a 2nd time and in my honest opinion, the backtracking isn't that bad because the game gives you plenty of options to move fast and if you know what you are doing or perhaps you use a guide, it doesn't seem to bad.
@@edfmed1080 With a guide it isnt as bad. But playing for the first time, trekking across 2 castles for one breakable wall is more of a headache than anything. The dual castle idea was interesting though
@@leargamma4912"Hacks and cheating" MFR this is TAS run. Meant to showcase the most optimal run possible. Speedrunners do a fragment of this frame perfect crap the best they can. They typically use these to learn optimization. Why even watch? Retard.
The reason it may be so terrible because the GBA compresses sound to make sure the GBA can handle it. Maybe if the songs in this game were remixed with a modern sound it be pleasurable to someone's ears
@@ArianaRaven I specially love the trippy sky you can see on the Chapel of dissonance or Sky walkway sections, goes well with the music of those areas
@naomisisk4663 nah fam. Cheating. I can't go through walls. The game doesn't allow it, thus the tas person is using hacks. TAS is cheating, and you can screw yourself over.
Carefully arranging furniture in a room, only later to destroy the entire castle the room is in. 👌
Stonks
The castle will come back again and that room will become a bathroom
hello there
Professionals have standards
Not much later either
Instead of worrying about the family job of killing Dracula for the 100th time, Juste decides to do a career change and become an interior designer instead. Too bad when he tries to evict Dracula after doing his best show piece, the death of Dracula ends up destroying the castle Juste worked so hard to flip.
I don't know why, but 5:49 absolutely destroys me. It's like "FUCK! I'm stuck in a boss fight! My antiwall magic doesn't work here!"
lol, me too. I lol’ed at this moment.
9:21 aight I'mma clip into this wall real quick-
OH LOOK A TEAPOT
8:13
Maxim: "HAVE AT YOU!"
Juste: "k bye"
Man, I need those Floating Boots! I also want to phase through walls while aiming to decorate a place I intend to destroy.
Walls are no longer suggestions. Like gravity, they are merely myths and illusions.
Kimlesca no, they're social constructs :P
@@alephbunchofnumbersshut
Dracula: Exists
Every Belmont: Stars vibrating
Dracula: "Aw, sh*t! Here we go again..."
Sus
Meanwhile, in 2035:
[Castlevania arises once more]
Dracula's soul, inside Soma: Wait, what's going o-
Soma: [begins vibrating aggressively]
Dracula: Is *this* what it feels like?! No wonder all the Belmonts did this - THIS is true power!
The opening text crawl notes that Maxim is injured, and as it turns out, Maxim's run is now less than a minute long.
Yeah if he can conquer Dracula's castle in 20 seconds while injured, just imagine what he can do at full strength.
Maxim is now a unit of time, which equals 20 seconds and a bit.
@@Nanorisk So it takes about 42 Maxims for Juste to defeat Dracula.
@@HarbingerYT Juiced Belmont here just has other priorities 😂
The less I know about a game, the more I somehow enjoy the TAS. What a wild ride "furniture%" was lmao
And you need to get all the furniture for the ending variant shown here...
Death: Alright, time to fight the Belmo- Where'd he go? Did he- Did he just pass through the wall?
"Come follow on the adventure through a castle that contains no less than eighty clashing colors in each room! Be amazed as Juste Belmont, Simon's grandson, has to do the usual vampire hunting despite looking nothing like his grandfather (or a man at all). Question his motives when he takes time out of his rescue mission to decorate the basement he will soon destroy! Feel the pain as Juste struggles to understand that there actually are two castles!! (Ouch my brain!)"
- The description of the original run
To be fair to HoD, the clashing colours aren't in the original GBA or SP-001 screens.
everything about this description is so accurate god damnit
every room looks ugly as sin, for some reason he has white hair(?, and they tried so hard to give this game some replay value that they made the player collect fucking FURNITURE
@@sleepyren_ In fairness, the Wraith probably doesn't have nearly the taste in design as its namesake.
Juste looks more vampire than dracula himself trust me.
@@BrickBreakerXX I guess it is fair to the agb-001 that the colors were impossible to see without a direct ray of unfiltered sunlight.
Juste is trying to catch up to Maxim, but he needs to be 13:24 faster. Sorry Juste.
Before watched the video...
Juste Belmont takes up the legendary Vampire Killer and head to Dracula in Castlevania.
After watched the video.....
Schrödinger Belmont takes up the legendary Vampire Killer and head to IKEAvania to collect furniture.
And kill Dracula along the way because that's just what happens when you're a Belmont.
Koji Igarashi: Finally, the way it was meant to be played.
6:56 that gargoyle was like "dude, please don't tell sir dracula I'm skipping my shift here"
Hello walls?
Wall machine broke
Understandable have a nice day
I'm so glad this category is still around
It's stupid
Maxim: Juste Lydie has been kidnapped!
Juste: give me 15 minutes fam
Actually it is
Maxim: dracula hoarding all furniture in his castle
Juste: give me 15 minutes
Lydie: Baby come over
Juste: can't, gotta defeat dracula
Lydie: My parents aren't home
Juste:
Castlevania protagonists whenever there is a female character is *not* trying to kill them.
@@Potpie_kingGotta keep the lineage alive
There is a reason as to why I headcanon Juste is super good with magic... and interior designing
Juste, Master of Four-Dimensional Space
It runs in the family.
Especially clipping through the 4th wall...
*Dracula's relics start to float in the air.*
Juste: ...Where the fuck did those come from?
Juste clearly learned the secrets of the Backwards Long Jump from Mario.
Walls : Why you shouldn't care about it.
"Walls: And why you shouldn't care about it."
- a book by Juste Belmont
Mario from something about should be proud of Juste Belmont.
Something about Harmony Of Dissonance when?
That, or a Totally Legit Harmony Of Dissonance Speedrun.
people before isaac newton 6:55
Mario wishes he could warp reality like Juste.
I would be concerned that the player had a stroke if the video didn't end with actually beating the game.
75% of the TAS: WOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHTHWAKWOOSHWOOSH
I fear no castlevania tas, But this thing...
It scares me..
Juste: "Lay low and you will exceed great heights."
the fastest belmont in action
Watching this made me get the rom!
I feel you dude
Incomprehensible, thank you
Justes extreme Renovating adventure to fill out a single room with furniture while creatures in the dark try and stop him but fail
Screw the ending,all we need are furnitures
Juste is a god, no wonder dracula stood no chance
You don't understand, he fought Dracula's wraith. Dracula is so lucky he never actually fought Juste.
Dracula's wraith being a manifestation of the evil that he represents and is, right?
6:53 be like "I'm just gonna slowly float into the sky"
The fun part about a castlevania TAS is that i dont know what the fuck is going on
This game's not broken at all, nope.
Dracula lives(?) in fear of Juste Belmont.
Most powerful Belmont in the bloodline....
Julius
@mammothplant9772 nah. Juste. Juste never actually fought the real dracula because the count was afraid of this Interior Designer madman
I pity the person who had to route this TAS.
I was thinking the same thing lol
Gonna have nightmares of Juste floating outside my high rise window from now on
Just imagine the kind of nightmares this would give Dracula. A high speed, floating Belmont just zipping around, haunting your castle, and nothing can stop him. This is the kind of scary stories vampires tell each other...
Castlevania harmony of glitchonance
Love the part where Juste repeatedly bashed his head against the ceiling
Went into this expecting a lot of "TchTchTchTch" or "UERLEUERLEUERLE".
But then 2:38 happened.
Not disappointed.
Castlevania: Gravity of Dissonance
Juste is on drugs.
Its like watching a dragon ball fight.flying everywhere🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is a wall?!
A miserable pile of secrets.
Imagine being this guy....
There is something so weird about the music of this game where it kinda sucks at first but then you get accostum to it and its memorable
That seems to be the entire game imo. It's just a different castlevania experience that's nothing like any other games in the series. Presentation-wise I mean. The backtracking and pacing is horrendous and I dont want to play it again anytime soon
@@Sykroid I have played it to completion a 2nd time and in my honest opinion, the backtracking isn't that bad because the game gives you plenty of options to move fast and if you know what you are doing or perhaps you use a guide, it doesn't seem to bad.
@@edfmed1080 With a guide it isnt as bad. But playing for the first time, trekking across 2 castles for one breakable wall is more of a headache than anything. The dual castle idea was interesting though
Music giving me some very big Phoenix Wright vibes at points.
he is going so fast monsters can only hit his after image
How the hell does anyone perform glitches like these!?
Hacks and cheating.
@@leargamma4912 Still impressive tho.
@@retrowraith5623 it's funny, but I personally wouldn't call this impressive.
@@leargamma4912"Hacks and cheating" MFR this is TAS run. Meant to showcase the most optimal run possible. Speedrunners do a fragment of this frame perfect crap the best they can. They typically use these to learn optimization. Why even watch? Retard.
5:03 Juste yanking it while facing Death.
Juste is the most powerful Belmont. He can beat up Richter in his old age, and walls are just a suggestion to him.
This video makes me feel like I’m on acid
5:49 CRAPIMNOTREADYLETMEOUTPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
5:54 … Y’know what? Screw it, we ball.
When a Belmont is in a hurry.
:V como se faz isso
Castlevania. Walls are optionals.
I love how absolutely batshit insanely broken this game is but the music is atrocious.
It's actually good
The reason it may be so terrible because the GBA compresses sound to make sure the GBA can handle it. Maybe if the songs in this game were remixed with a modern sound it be pleasurable to someone's ears
AwesomemanCentral but the Aria of Sorrow music is great, I believe that the music in this game is simply bad
Gives me TerminalMontage vibes
All this flying around making me dizzy at certain points.
What is the furniture for?
To get the best ending
I feel like this is what Alzheimer’s feels like
how you can move like that ?? hack or bug ??
Princesa TAS
Princesa bug
Hack because no human could ever achcieve it.
Is that my imagination? Why didn't I see the water in the cave in my game?
Wtf!!!! Hahaha
👍😃👍
Shits way too fast, I can't follow 😂
Wtf did I just watch
Mentira do caralho kkk
This is cheating.
No, you don't know TAS?
this game is really ugly
It's really not. Quite pretty when you play normally
@@ArianaRaven I specially love the trippy sky you can see on the Chapel of dissonance or Sky walkway sections, goes well with the music of those areas
over cheated lol
Not cheating if it's entirely within the parameters of the game. Think of movement tricks like hidden mechanics
@naomisisk4663 nah fam. Cheating. I can't go through walls. The game doesn't allow it, thus the tas person is using hacks. TAS is cheating, and you can screw yourself over.
@@leargamma4912 I cannot tell wether this is an ironic comment or not
wtf did i just watch