I saw Priti Patel on Question Time possibly 5 years ago , when she advocated bringing back the death penalty, because she reckoned it was a deterrent. When confronted by 4 or 5 different arguments against that particular idea, her God-awful response was, and I quote: "But I really, really think so." Oh well, when you put it that way seems pretty cast-iron to me... And now she's Home Secretary.
She's a brexiteer. Facts simply do not matter. This entire cabinet is built on that foundation. Soon we're going to have limited numbers of MPs allowed in parliament. They can pass whatever they like without any opposition. So think about that, a government that will ignore the facts and evidence and implement laws to suit either itself or its wealthy donors. She's no different.
I think I could build a time machine in my garage, I really, really think so. Did f**k all for my plans to make it big on the stock market. I didn't go to the right schools to have her shit Midas touch.
She should talk to Ben Shillpiro, who could tell her facts don't care about her feelings? Of course both these lying losers are as reliable as an atomic clock for livingthe exact opposite. RIP George Floyd #fuckdapolice
I think that was the first time I ever saw her. Ian Hislop was trying to explain to her that pardoning somone who you had already hanged was a largely pointless task. Found it: ruclips.net/video/_DrsVhzbLzU/видео.html
She means “Go away you troublesome Oik, who cares what you think?” I’d rather be governed by the Daleks than these elitist incompetent scumbags. Daleks would have more pity for the vulnerable.
I didn't have headphones so my dog was woken up and was extremely annoyed - she's a greyhound, very lazy and doesn't do barking unless rabbits are involved
Robert Brown no, it’s really not. Dianne Abbott may be a bit thick but she doesn’t make me want to throw a brick through my TV screen like Priti Patel does. Not only is Priti also a bit thick, she is clearly filled with contempt for the general public and treats them with disdain.
@Robert Brown Dianne Abbott was simply useless & she never had any power. Ugly Patel is unbelievably stupid, evil & smug, yet she has somehow managed to cop the third most important job in the UK. So there's hardly any comparison, is there?
I love these videos on a comedic level and yet realise, WTF 🤯🤯🤯🤯? These people actually run this country and make decisions for the best of all! Apparently! I wouldn't let her in to feed my cat with basic written instructions.
Yeah exactly! I often watch these Spicer vids and muse to myself, ahh what great comedy we have...then I suddenly jolt, knock over my drink and shout WTF, this is actually real!! These people aren't comedy characters, they actually run the country!!
@@aquacruisedb "run" the country. Anything that actually does get done is done silently by civil servants. These clowns* just pounce around. *I'm sorry if any actual clowns feel offended by this.
As thick as she is heartless. BJ has gone down the Thatcher route of putting people in his Cabinet who are so incompetent (Raab, Hancock) that no-one would ever consider them as PM-worthy.
There is maybe a 1% chance you look at these comments, but if you are reading this: WE NEED THIS NOW MORE THAN EVER. Keep it up, because you could easily do 30 min. episodes every night of the week - your timing and delivery are fantastic man
Appointed Home Secretary after previously resigning in 2017 as International Development Secretary after holding unofficial meetings with the Israeli Government and a lobbyist. She admitted herself in her resignation letter at the time that her actions “fell below the high standards that are expected of a secretary of state”.
Boris has a terrible reputation with women and here we have one, that's obviously well out of her depth, being given one of the top jobs. I can't imagine why that might be :)
All the right wing nut job governments are in bed with each other, while getting elected on basically hateful campaigns, people believing that somehow normal, marginalized groups are the reason for their misery, not the brokers and billionaires who make money despite doing nothing... 💁🏽it's a circle.
The US and UK appear to be competing for the worst. As an American, I think we have won with Trump (I hope this doesn’t really occur, but it’s just happened) calling out the military against US citizens.
Absolutely hilarious! Priti comes across as having had a double compassion-ectomy. She doesn't do sincerity or empathy does she? But she does a brilliant smirk.
PPE (aka Priti Patel Excruciating) has the following qualities that make her fit to hold one of the High Offices of State in this Govt: 1) unthinkingly right-wing 2) ambition beyond ability 3) dim enough to be pliable 4) safe seat with a decent majority 5) chummy with the right people 6) POC (Person of Colour) currently an asset if played right. The inability to utter a grammatically correct and full coherent sentence seems to be beyond many politicians these days, so I'll overlook that.
martycrow I agree. If you’ve also seen some more Patel speeches you’ll also see that she’s incapable of apologising even if some problems lead directly to the home office.
Agreed . . . So utterly tragic how even the most cursory examination of these cretins' public performances, reveals their rice-paper thin intellect. Studying history as a teenager, so many years ago now (pre genome sequencing and the like), I often wonder if there was something akin to a despotic gene. Over the intervening years, I have become convinced [due to continuing levels of callous indifference by our so-call leaders] that there most certainly is. My only regret inf life is that I did not possess the mental capabilities to isolate that particular chromosome and discover a universal treatment by way of antidote. Just sayin'. Kristallnacht cookie, anyone?
"The inability to utter a grammatically correct and full coherent sentence seems to be beyond many politicians these days, so I'll overlook that." In comparison to Trump and his freshly shitted word salads, she sounds like she has a Doctorate in Lingistics.
I wish during these they'd actually answer a single question clearly, rather than just give a political non answer, and then quickly move on like we hadn't noticed they didn't actually tell us anything.
What a novel way to start this one... Ingenious. "These briefings are like treading on a nail in slow motion" Brilliant "That's enough hot air for one answer. We don't all want to take off, do we"
I didn't think it would be possible to laugh out loud in these current times, but I was wrong. Thank you so much for making these. They are absolutely brilliant and help to ease some of the despair I feel towards our current government.
Anyone else notice that this woman doesn’t pronounce the ‘g’ in words like thinking, hoping, running, jumping,talking and so on. I’m thinkin of lyin, intimidatin, manipulatin, confusin and effin you all up,
This woman is pure *evil.* I’m not someone who normally makes such sweeping personal judgments when assessing another person’s character, their actions, how they treat (or abuse in Patels case) their colleagues, & how appallingly their ministerial decisions have catastrophically _negatively_ impacted the lives of vast swathes of the UK’s citizens. However, sometimes you’ve just got to call a spade a spade, & there’s an abundant wealth of evidence in existence that _easily_ proves Priti Patel _truly is_ an absolutely abhorrent, poisonously vindictive, nasty & abusive individual. So *"Yes!"...EVIL!!!*
If anyone that voted for this government in the last election can still tell me why at this point I would love to hear it. I think this might be the most embarrassed by my own country I've ever been
Here is her profile: in support of plain packaging for cigarettes, worked for tobacco industry, opposed same sex marriage and a "massive Thatcherite"... can she have less compassion?
Love these videos but I really shouldn't have watched this one so late at night. When the knocking started I got such a fright I nearly dissolved in another plane 😂😂
"A particularly insincere Cruella deVille" is astoundingly accurate
Least Cruella deville has a sense of humour
@@Sommervillle she thinks she a headmistress
She makes Cruella DeVil look like Mother Theresa.
sinisterly insincere
You just know she and her husband have an "interesting" relationship.
“20,000 people are now hospital” - Home Secretary of the United Kingdom 2020
And the "Herceluan efforts"
She doesn't speak English
It has electrolytes...
I was never hospital
@@jillybe1873 well she tries very hard, but sometimes she forgets she's an immigrant (as I am).
Priti has the unique skill to mumble and stumble words, and at the same time enunciate. It's kind of impressive when you think about it
She is an intellectually redundant woman
@@Loner-Wolf and johnson is the Male equivalent
@@rickykilby4672 totally agree man👍
a bitch of an immigrant. And I am an immigrant, and that's why I say that. F*cking bitch.
Yes . She speaks with such threatening emphasis, while making absolutely no sense at all.
I saw Priti Patel on Question Time possibly 5 years ago , when she advocated bringing back the death penalty, because she reckoned it was a deterrent.
When confronted by 4 or 5 different arguments against that particular idea, her God-awful response was, and I quote:
"But I really, really think so."
Oh well, when you put it that way seems pretty cast-iron to me...
And now she's Home Secretary.
😳
She's a brexiteer. Facts simply do not matter. This entire cabinet is built on that foundation.
Soon we're going to have limited numbers of MPs allowed in parliament. They can pass whatever they like without any opposition. So think about that, a government that will ignore the facts and evidence and implement laws to suit either itself or its wealthy donors. She's no different.
I think I could build a time machine in my garage, I really, really think so. Did f**k all for my plans to make it big on the stock market. I didn't go to the right schools to have her shit Midas touch.
She should talk to Ben Shillpiro, who could tell her facts don't care about her feelings?
Of course both these lying losers are as reliable as an atomic clock for livingthe exact opposite.
RIP George Floyd
#fuckdapolice
I think that was the first time I ever saw her. Ian Hislop was trying to explain to her that pardoning somone who you had already hanged was a largely pointless task.
Found it: ruclips.net/video/_DrsVhzbLzU/видео.html
"An insincere Cruella De Ville" I see it now and I never will forget it😂
"I'm sorry you feel that way" is just another way of saying "you're wrong"
Makes me want to projectile vomit (apologies to anyone eating reading that)
@@andymcevoy4553 Priti Patel makes me want to projectile vomit every time I see her.
Or "I'm sorry you feel that way" = I'm sorry that you found out.
I would dispute that. To me, "I'm sorry you feel that way", would roughly translate as, "Am ah bovvred? Do ah look bovvred?"
She means “Go away you troublesome Oik, who cares what you think?”
I’d rather be governed by the Daleks than these elitist incompetent scumbags. Daleks would have more pity for the vulnerable.
“I’m sorry you felt that way, but...” - is not an apology.
Gas lighting tactic. Indication of a toxic, manipulative individual.
I'm sorry that you find this apology to be insincere.
Its making you wrong
“Alright that’s enough hot air for one answer, we don’t want to all take off now do we” 🤣🤣🤣
genius
Kate brilliant! I'm in tears of laughter after that one!
@@F1fan4eva spicer actually said that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Listening to this through headphones, I thought the knocking was at my door. It’s almost midnight so it scared the life out of me!
Literally a jump scare
Omg that's exactly what happened with me too 😱, I lost a stone
@MR Spoon what a great neighbour you are 💝👌☺️
😄😄😄
I didn't have headphones so my dog was woken up and was extremely annoyed - she's a greyhound, very lazy and doesn't do barking unless rabbits are involved
Priti Patel is a human dalek all emotions removed except hate
Cellan Smith : D))))))))))))) It's brilliant & funny cause it's true! I can see her rolling down the streets saying "DES-TRO-Y" "DES-TRO-Y".
@Robert Brown An EVIL MORON is an EVIL MORON. And though Dianne Abbott is not that, Ugly Patel definitely is. And a criminal too.
Robert Brown no, it’s really not. Dianne Abbott may be a bit thick but she doesn’t make me want to throw a brick through my TV screen like Priti Patel does. Not only is Priti also a bit thick, she is clearly filled with contempt for the general public and treats them with disdain.
@Robert Brown Dianne Abbott was simply useless & she never had any power. Ugly Patel is unbelievably stupid, evil & smug, yet she has somehow managed to cop the third most important job in the UK. So there's hardly any comparison, is there?
@@synthesizerpatel7405 "A bit thick"? Really??
I almost crapped my pants when the banging on the door started, my headphones make it sound like it's really happening and not on the video
“ I know enforcing fines makes you happy Priti, but please try to hide it!”
I love these videos on a comedic level and yet realise, WTF 🤯🤯🤯🤯? These people actually run this country and make decisions for the best of all! Apparently! I wouldn't let her in to feed my cat with basic written instructions.
Yeah exactly! I often watch these Spicer vids and muse to myself, ahh what great comedy we have...then I suddenly jolt, knock over my drink and shout WTF, this is actually real!! These people aren't comedy characters, they actually run the country!!
@@aquacruisedb "run" the country. Anything that actually does get done is done silently by civil servants. These clowns* just pounce around.
*I'm sorry if any actual clowns feel offended by this.
As we have seen even the basic written instructions couldnt serve to help this humanoid creation.
I think she'd probably kill the cat for fun, unflinching sociopath
As thick as she is heartless.
BJ has gone down the Thatcher route of putting people in his Cabinet who are so incompetent (Raab, Hancock) that no-one would ever consider them as PM-worthy.
My god she actually said various areas of various services
I just discovered these. Absolutely hilarious and spot on!!
"You catastrophic hornet." Well done again, Michael. Thank you for your brilliance! 😂
There is maybe a 1% chance you look at these comments, but if you are reading this: WE NEED THIS NOW MORE THAN EVER. Keep it up, because you could easily do 30 min. episodes every night of the week - your timing and delivery are fantastic man
Appointed Home Secretary after previously resigning in 2017 as International Development Secretary after holding unofficial meetings with the Israeli Government and a lobbyist. She admitted herself in her resignation letter at the time that her actions “fell below the high standards that are expected of a secretary of state”.
Boris has a terrible reputation with women and here we have one, that's obviously well out of her depth, being given one of the top jobs. I can't imagine why that might be :)
All the right wing nut job governments are in bed with each other, while getting elected on basically hateful campaigns, people believing that somehow normal, marginalized groups are the reason for their misery, not the brokers and billionaires who make money despite doing nothing... 💁🏽it's a circle.
Train wreck.....how is it possible she is the UK's Home Secretary??????? How? What an appalling government we have.
Please try living under the US Govt before you complain.....please.
The US and UK appear to be competing for the worst. As an American, I think we have won with Trump (I hope this doesn’t really occur, but it’s just happened) calling out the military against US citizens.
Because the UK people voted that idiot Boris into power. This is what we get.
@@phillipmcmahon5949 the talent pool was poor before the last general election and even worse afterwards
Got to have diversity in the cabinet
"Trending on nails in slow motion." brilliant. 😂😂😂
Treading*
Cried with laughter at "Herculeuan" :O) She's not the shapest tool, is she :O)
Absolutely hilarious! Priti comes across as having had a double compassion-ectomy.
She doesn't do sincerity or empathy does she? But she does a brilliant smirk.
Resting smirk face apparently. Seriously, that was her excuse once.
She has a beautiful smirk, it lights up the scheming in her eyes.
“I’m sorry you chose to be mad at us” - Priti Patel
🤣🤣🤣 that's Priti Patel speak for so you have chosen death.
You sir....are a National Treasure!
She pouts and she smirks,the hallmarks of an arrogant unfeeling liar.
@@mookieibra6376 that's one vision I'm willing to accept!!She is damn hot I'll give her that (grudgingly)
Priti is a fittie!
She joined the Tory Party despite not being born upper-class. That's a fairly clear sign.
Have you ever read The Portrait of Dorian Gray?
@@anonUK I've seen the film
@@alexmaxwell4210
The novel's much better. Not as pervy.
Utterly fantastic and the most convincing explanation for why she got the numbers all messed up. Thank you
Patel has the appearance of an alien trying out it's human suit for the first time!
😂🤣😂
I thought that was Dominic Cummings?
32 people disliked the video - nice to know Boris's cabinet watch these
PPE (aka Priti Patel Excruciating) has the following qualities that make her fit to hold one of the High Offices of State in this Govt: 1) unthinkingly right-wing 2) ambition beyond ability 3) dim enough to be pliable 4) safe seat with a decent majority 5) chummy with the right people 6) POC (Person of Colour) currently an asset if played right. The inability to utter a grammatically correct and full coherent sentence seems to be beyond many politicians these days, so I'll overlook that.
martycrow I agree. If you’ve also seen some more Patel speeches you’ll also see that she’s incapable of apologising even if some problems lead directly to the home office.
@@emperorpalpamemes4880 Probably following Theresa May's example
Plus she has Mossad support from when she tried to give UK aid for Palestine to Israel for their distribution
Agreed . . . So utterly tragic how even the most cursory examination of these cretins' public performances, reveals their rice-paper thin intellect. Studying history as a teenager, so many years ago now (pre genome sequencing and the like), I often wonder if there was something akin to a despotic gene. Over the intervening years, I have become convinced [due to continuing levels of callous indifference by our so-call leaders] that there most certainly is. My only regret inf life is that I did not possess the mental capabilities to isolate that particular chromosome and discover a universal treatment by way of antidote. Just sayin'. Kristallnacht cookie, anyone?
"The inability to utter a grammatically correct and full coherent sentence seems to be beyond many politicians these days, so I'll overlook that." In comparison to Trump and his freshly shitted word salads, she sounds like she has a Doctorate in Lingistics.
“That’s enough hot air for one answer. We don’t want to take off”. You made me choke on my morning oatmeal. 😂😂
A marvellous “explanation” for why she got “those figures” so wrong. Priceless. Entertaining as always. Keep up the good (“great”!) work.
Honestly, I feel these have helped me through the lockdown 😂
YAY these are the best!!!
"Catastrophic Hornet" seriously nearly made me fall over laughing. I'm getting some odd looks on the bus
She is surely evil personified! No matter how much I watch these fabulous vids - they still make me laugh out loud!! Love them!!
*Suella Braverman has entered the chat*
She's incapable of actually apologising, because that would mean admitting that she did something wrong, and she's always right in her head
When was the last time any politician admitted to making a mistake?
@@thedukeofnuts A pretty big one was when Theresa May cried and said I'm sorry
She looks like she’s just kicked over a child’s sandcastle 😂 lol
Spot on again, what a hoot🤣🤣. Keep em coming mate, it makes my tiny world that much better👍🏻
I’m an American, and I think these skits are great!
I wish during these they'd actually answer a single question clearly, rather than just give a political non answer, and then quickly move on like we hadn't noticed they didn't actually tell us anything.
"That's enough hot air for one answer, we don't want all to take off, do we ?" I LOLed so hard :D :D
Love these mate, keep them coming!!!
"Catastrophic hornet".. love it!! 😁
Yeah these are usually funny but just the sight of Priti Patel drives out any humour and serve as a reminder of just how utterly fkd we are.
God this guy cheers me up every time he does a video 😂😂😂😂😂
Herculean? Unprecedented!
That's 'Herculuan' 😂
And numberwang too! So Priti wins tonight’s prize (of whatever we had before “The Event”)
Don’t smirk woman!!!! Why is she smirking! THIS isn’t a game you’re winning!!
I would like to inform everything that she is not smirking, it just her facial structure. I have seen lots of places point about that😡🤦♂️
@@CooolBean she is smirking she is also a vile monster
bloody brilliant video Michael!!
Micheal should go on these live chats - he would be amazing and hilarious
Last time I was this early every other country had gone into lockdown
‘Enforcement of fines’ this aged well.
What a novel way to start this one... Ingenious.
"These briefings are like treading on a nail in slow motion" Brilliant
"That's enough hot air for one answer. We don't all want to take off, do we"
Thank you so much.
Once again superb.
Oh my God she's reading from a script and she can not do it well. Wow johnsons goverment is just ........ Donald Trump road map
This is the most hilarious things I've ever seen.... LMAO with every video !!!
You are one of the best comedians in the United K... in the UK. Your hilarity is unprecedented.
Absolutely best so far.
The woman is as icy cold as anything i have ever seen. Removed of any human emotion
What exactly do you want her to do. Start crying on TV? You don't even know her so you don't know if she's ice cold.
@@AK-he8ft That will help!
There's still hate.
I didn't think it would be possible to laugh out loud in these current times, but I was wrong. Thank you so much for making these. They are absolutely brilliant and help to ease some of the despair I feel towards our current government.
Anyone else notice that this woman doesn’t pronounce the ‘g’ in words like thinking, hoping, running, jumping,talking and so on.
I’m thinkin of lyin, intimidatin, manipulatin, confusin and effin you all up,
Johnny Frisco her mispronunciation of words ending in “ing” really irks me. Plus the fact that she is a nasty, bullying little wasp!
It drives me mad but then she’s just an awful human.
It’s the highfalutin Rootin’ tootin’ no foolin’ Priti Patel.
Iain Prendergast 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So what if she doesn't pronounce the 'g' - does correcting and criticising people's pronunciation make you feel intelligent and powerful?
Brilliant! Love it Michael!
Love 😍 your comedy and best bit was just before the end, you just nailed it.
Spending the entire video in a cupboard, just for that one punchline! Genius! 😂
1:49 'Police measures including the enforcement of fines'...
I bet she made her boss squirm with that remark
Sorry is the hardest word
"you catastrophic hornet!" is just *chef kiss*
You were brilliant before lockdown and have been brilliant during lockdown. Long may you continue.
I hope you're talking about Michael's comedy, and not Priti Awful?
'Catastrophic Hornet!' 🤣
This woman is pure *evil.* I’m not someone who normally makes such sweeping personal judgments when assessing another person’s character, their actions, how they treat (or abuse in Patels case) their colleagues, & how appallingly their ministerial decisions have catastrophically _negatively_ impacted the lives of vast swathes of the UK’s citizens. However, sometimes you’ve just got to call a spade a spade, & there’s an abundant wealth of evidence in existence that _easily_ proves Priti Patel _truly is_ an absolutely abhorrent, poisonously vindictive, nasty & abusive individual. So *"Yes!"...EVIL!!!*
Well said Lorna...
Absolutely true.
And not very competent either.
"A particularly insincere Cruella De Vil"
And not forgetting, or should I say 'forgettin' that continuous smirk on her face.
These videos always make these days better 😂🤣 keep up the great work
Love *smirk* and compassion *smirk*
Fantastic narration of the situation
If anyone that voted for this government in the last election can still tell me why at this point I would love to hear it. I think this might be the most embarrassed by my own country I've ever been
"Catastrophic Hornet" the name of my first Progressive rock band....with punk overtones.
I heard the banging at 0:50 then put down my headphones and left my desk to go find out where it was coming from
Well, those dalmatians won't skin themselves will they...
Here is her profile: in support of plain packaging for cigarettes, worked for tobacco industry, opposed same sex marriage and a "massive Thatcherite"... can she have less compassion?
Only one word........for both Patel and the govt.........INCOMPETENT
I hope a day comes when we never have to mention Ms Patel and she and her colleagues are forgotten as a big big mistake
I love this it is sheer genius!
These briefings were a great Cure for insomnia
That was Priti funny
You are so funny. I love watching the videos you post..
Just BRILLIANT!!!!
Needs to get the counter terrorism offences sorted
Apparently havin' taken elocution lessons from Desmond Olivier Dingle.
Oh mate, you've got that right! I never noticed before but now you've said that it's all I can hear. Boostin', for fuck's sake.
You nailed it boy 👍
an insincere Cruella Deville ... LOL
super cringe!!
Probably one of Michael's best and most accurate descriptions yet. There's a reason she's called Priti Nasti.
You’re timing is wonderful ✋🏼😎 🤚🏼
“You catastrophic hornet.”
I gotta remember that one!
Glad I've found this guy
Why did it take me so long to subscribe? You are setting off my Friday night perfectly!!
I love these videos and this channel! 😂🤣
I’m watching these for a second time !
Catastrophic hornet!
Wonderfull! Keep them còming!
This is what I need in job interviews.
The ability to ramble drivel with no self awareness or the guy in your ear?
Holy sht.. i genuinely answered the door i was so confused
this is your best yet.
Love these videos but I really shouldn't have watched this one so late at night. When the knocking started I got such a fright I nearly dissolved in another plane 😂😂