like lorgar is a piece of shit but he was literally designed to be the negotiator primarch, if anyone sees you cleared of charges and venerated its him.
5:02 the irony is that of the primarchs, Angron gives some of the most insightful and compelling speeches in the heresy and crusade. He’d call the judge a hypocrite, deconstruct the entire moral premise of imperial civilization, then decapitate the judge.
He might get you off on technicality, because he can cite all the obscure by-laws that come together to make murder perfectly legal at the time and place it occurred.
@@LordCrate-du8zm Tbh i would think Fulgrim would make a great lawyer probably the best, his ego wont let him get one upped by anyone thus studying real law.
Alpharius would be the exile ending. You'd arrive at court, only to discover the Judge is Alpharius. The Jury is also all Alpharius. They still judge you guilty because Alpharius likes to win in the most convoluted ways possible. As you await execution, two guards come to your cell. They are also Alpharius. They smuggle you off world to an Alpha Legion ship. You think you're out of the woods, but suddenly the Alpha legionnaires turn their bolters on you and fire. You wake up in what seems to be a new body, your former body dumped in an alley back on the planet. It is at this point where they reveal to you that you are an Alpha Legion sleeper agent. This is a lie. They did all this because Alpharius is kind if a dick and thought it was funny. This is a lie. You are actually a piece in a game far more important than you could ever imagine. This is a lie. The Alpha Legion then blows your head off again for seemingly no reason.
alpharius wouldnt even show up to court and would get you venerated by implanting proofs the judge is a xeno infiltrator and would make everyone think you got rid of him as he was about to murder pepole and that the accusation was to cover itself
I think Perturabo would be found innocent on a technicality to show off to the emperor just how smart he is and that he could find a strange and roundabout way to have the case thrown out using a contradictory set of laws that were written many generations apart that were stored on the bottom of a sectors worth of paperwork and legislation.
The whole podcast is just a Space Marine, a Ork, a Night Lord and a Plague marine passing their time on an empty ship because fighting has no use/you wouldnt be able to fight anymore if everyones dead XD
Judge: What is your defense for your client Alpharius: I do, your honor. "I am Alpharius". I rest my case. Judge: I see. Does the prosecution have a response? Prosecution: We do. "I am Alpharius" The camera pulls back to reveal the prosecution lawyer has been Alpharius the entire time. Judge: In that case the jury will now convene. The jury leaves and comes back a few moments later Judge: Do you have your verdict? Jury: We have your honor: we find the defendant "Alpharius" The camera pulls back, revealing the Jury has all been Alpharius the entire time. The defendant has also been Alpharius the whole time. Judge: Case closed. I find the defendant to be Alpharius. The camera pulls back to reveal that the judge and everyone else in attendance is also Alpharius. Two Alphariuss enter and escort the defendant, who I must remind you is also Alpharius, out of the court room
Especially for The Lion or Sanguinius. The second they enter the jury all scream "Not Guilty" with half of them shitting themselves & the other half enraptured in their mere prescence.
Tbh i would think Fulgrim would make a great lawyer probably the best, his ego wont let him get one upped by anyone thus studying real law. Exactly he is practically one of the two faces of the Imperium other than sanguinius.
Objection! If Konrad actually believed you his vindictiveness would certainly help, he may even flay the accuser if he knew it was under false pretences Also Magnus saves you, but it’s Magnus so it’s completely pyrrhic for himself and he loses his licence in the process
Council of Nikea Phoenix Wright crossover Angrons a fun one, as if say you killed someone then you have either his favor or his disgust, theres a fine line there. Yall got Alpharius and Omegon completely wrong, Alpharius would have sleeper agents in the court, have the judges house bombed etc to get you set free, while omegon would be doing the complete opposite for some arbitrary esoteric reason to get you executed. In the end the jurors either wouldnt know what to think or would all be executed or converted into sleeper agents anyways. So you would have Alpharius and omegon at opposite sides of the chart.
Magnus would do exactly what he did at Nicea. In other words, show up, and instead of actually defending you, he would go: "Let me recite to you my favorite fabel!". This would of course end with you executed as he completely missed the entire assignment.
Angron, you will be found Innocent & Venerated, but you will also be dead along with everyone else but the judge in the courtroom when he loses his first objection. Corax is definitely the guy you gets you out of it on a technicality. Robot Girlyman would definitely get you out on a Technicality, but because of all of the Girlyman reasons, you are going into conscription. Magnus gets the hell ending because he argues the case perfectly...for laws from another system on the other side of the galaxy and you are made into a janitorial servitor on a hospital ship. Alpharius new category, it doesn't go to trial, you are instead installed as Governor and the former Governor is tried and convicted for your crime, Best Ending.
28:00 nah Magnus would study law, practice his oratory skills, deliver the mosts sound legal reasoning combined with the most inspiring speech, but end it with '' And that your honor, is why my client is innocent, but youre all too stupid to realise it '' and then everyone gets embittered by that last comment and you get executed
Magnus the Red would be a great Lawyer the only issue is that Russ will break through the doors and murder you, with the doors he just ripped off the hinges just to spite Magnus
Counterpoint, rogal would immediately announce you did it. Though he might make an argument that you’d have use to the emperor. Also sanguinius would be similar to fulgrim where he’d just enter and everyone would go “OH NO HE’S HOT” but he’s less obnoxious and egotistical so I’d rank him higher.
Honestly Dorn wouldn't get you off charges if its JUST to impress Big E if he knew you did it. If Big E outright told him its your mission to clear this man's name then best believe you would somehow get you found innocent through sheer tenacity.
Honestly I think Alpharius / Omegon would be 'doesnt make it to trial' just because he just ferries you off world before the trial then make you an agent.
Fulgrim gets you venerated, convinces the jury you are a hero of the Imperium, and has you installed into the planetary leadership. Alpharis will black mail the judge, jury, and victims family; get you venerated then turns you into a servator for lolz.
Leman would want you conscripted right out the gate. I mean you proved you are at least good at the killing might as well put you on the front lines to wage a good war for the All-Father. He might even just take you to the front lines before the trial even happens.
I honestly think the lion would get you found innocent and venerated because he is doing this to impress daddy and thus he will go above and beyond to get that outcome
Lorgar will get u venerated cuz he convinced a space marine that he should forsaken the emperor in less than a minute so he'll convince the judge of ur innocence
He also has the strongest Primarch aura as well. The judge and jury would probably half worship the man even if he didn't make that good of a case and he definitely would.
Nahhh man, im not a big fan of Lorgar but i think he would make the best lawyer of all of them. Some are competent, and some are charming, but i think most of them would have big qualms defending you if youre guilty and they know it, if we are talking about pre heresy primarchs. But Lorgar would just convince himself that your murder was a good thing and would strive to convince everyone that you doing it was actually a god tier level good thing, and would get you venerated. Flawed as he was, hes always described as Emperor level charismatic, its his one good trait, dont take that away from him!
30:00 Mortarion would 100% try to be honest and convince everyone that you doing it was good, but end up just projecting his own reasons for wanting to kill people. The jury is left a little disturbed, plus he smells bad, you get sentenced
34:00 ngl, not to be the akshually guy, But Dorn literally cannot lie, hes too autistic, so he either gets you venerated or youre guilty, but he aint convincing anyone youre innocent because thats lying
I’d argue Lorgar would get you venerated, this man made planets part of the Imperium through sheer speech craft, without one bolt fired, he’d absolutely get you venerated.
The lion as the loyalty is its own reward secret stuff primarch is going to do some shady shit behind the scenes with the juries family, then either kill you, or everyone else in the courtroom depending on what he thought would make dad happy. Then after you are venerated, just disappear. Magnus would have that amazing speech you were talking about only for the judge to tell the jury to discount his testimony and then rule that all lawyers are banned, except for the necessary ones for prosecution.
37:58 Actually, with regards to this statement as a said Blood Angels fan, I would agree that good ol Sang would have a really hard time trying to lie about the case. He's best boy sure, but that's why he wouldn't get you excused and instead make sure that you get the most mercifully just scentence.
If Russ REALLY wants to win the case, he would throw such an epic party the night before that the whole courtroom would have tremendous hangover for a month. So he would be the only one sober enough (although still drunk) to make something resembling a proper argument during the view.
Interestingly, one could argue that this sort of happened with Gulliman and Cawl. Not necessarily in a trial setting of course, but the whole notion of rewriting or reinterpreting laws that allowed Cawl to perform his "heretical" work of innovation far more unrestrained.
I'd like to add, that Fulgrim, upon being introduced to the meager number of legionaries, he gave a speech so rousing and moving that the Emperor was brought to an emotional response, renaming the 3rd legion The Emperors Children. Over all great stuff, keep it up fellas!
I strongly disagree with them on Magnus. Surely the Great Red Bookworm would go over every single legal document with a magnifying glass, hunting down any possible loophole.
That’s the kicker though, Magnus will think he’s made the best case but he’s so far up his own ass it only makes sense to him and everyone else doesn’t quite follow.
Perturabo would be one the best his whole gimmic is getting the hardest jobs done just because you ask him for (an then get sad because he feels unappreciated because nobody thanks him even if he doesn't exprese it) so he would get you found innocent and if you thank him you would become his favorite person
Okay Cruze would wait till the first day of the highly publicized trial. After the prosecution’s opening statements. Cruze gets up. Adjusts his tie. -Smiles- at the jury. Then the lights go out. For 30 seconds The lights turn on and everyone except the jury is dead and flayed blood everywhere. The jury is forever in need of heavy therapy as they can -still- see that -smile- :-( :-( :’-(me
Okay Cruze would wait till the first day of the highly publicized trial. After the prosecution’s opening statements. Cruze gets up. Adjusts his tie. -Smiles- at the jury. Then the lights go out. For 30 seconds The lights turn on and everyone except the jury is dead and flayed blood everywhere. The jury is forever in need of heavy therapy as they can -still- see that -smile- :-( :-( :’-(
Remember papa sang convinced the emperor to allow religion on his planet if you can convince big E to say religion is OK then you could convince a judge to find himself out of order.
The Lion, in a hamfisted attempt at intimidating the jury, would be busy that day burning down their hab blocks after making sure all they cared about was stuck inside alive. D-did you see? Did you see what I did there? You know…it’s like what he does during the Horus Hersey. Get it? ha ha ha where am I?
Dorn would absolutely get you off on a technicality. "Your honor, my client's idiotic and short-sighted confession to me cannot be legally submitted as evidence, as it falls under attorney-client privilege. The fact that he told me such a damning piece of information means less than the grease stains on Peturabo's poorly maintained chassis."
Angron would get the case thrown out on technicality i think. Easily able to shut down any arguments with a personal style nobody else would consider "So who's gonna tell Angron he lost the case? Nobody? Alright mistrial."
Dorn would absolutely refuse to misrepresent the truth for the sake of the trial. Neither would he be willing to use loopholes or contradictions in the law to get you off on a technicality. If you're innocent he'll make sure you're found innocent and nothing more. If you're guilty he will enter a guilty plea on your behalf or walk away from the trial.
Dorn would get clear on a technicality to show the emperor there is a weakness in the law and reinforce that constitution to prevent it from happening again
My take on Rogal Dorn if not for you admitting guilt to him he would have gotten you found Innocent. However since you admitted that you did it to him, he would not find you innocent. In fact, I believe you would get the bad ending with him in this instance.
Perturabo would see every single flaw in the persecutions argument and disassemble it in his head like a car
He would disassemble the judge, jury and lawyers.
@@fishyboy2140Physically
I feel like if Sanguinius was your lawyer, it would be like Jesus walked into a court room and said you were innocent. Immediate holy ending.
The man's tears sprouted flowers from Baals dead soil. I'd say his mere presence would swing it his way
Alpharius will replace the jury with his own men to get a hung jury.
Alpharius replaces the judge with Omegon who is actually Alpharius while Alpharius who is actually Omegon is acting as the defense.
Naw he would replace the jury and the judge with himself, somehow being in all places at once
Then ask the accused to guess which one is real for shits and giggles
@@robrockstar9648 they just guess randomly and get it right lol
Then when the trial is over, it is revealed that person put on trial was Alpharius
like lorgar is a piece of shit but he was literally designed to be the negotiator primarch, if anyone sees you cleared of charges and venerated its him.
Tbh i would think Fulgrim would make a great lawyer probably the best, his ego wont let him get one upped by anyone thus studying real law.
5:02 the irony is that of the primarchs, Angron gives some of the most insightful and compelling speeches in the heresy and crusade. He’d call the judge a hypocrite, deconstruct the entire moral premise of imperial civilization, then decapitate the judge.
Lol accurate! I approve
Rip out his own spine and beat him to death with it sounds more accurate
People fail to realize how compelling and insightful angron and his sons were
I do think that Angron was meant to be essentially a therapist for the primarchs and his task would have been to prevent the heresy
Angron would challenge every single person in the room to trial by combat.
He would then ask why everyone is acting like that will help you.
You think Dorn would be a good lawyer? He doesn't lie! The moment you tell him that you actually did it, your fate was sealed.
He might get you off on technicality, because he can cite all the obscure by-laws that come together to make murder perfectly legal at the time and place it occurred.
Common misconception. Lying in court gets you fired.
@@LordCrate-du8zm Tbh i would think Fulgrim would make a great lawyer probably the best, his ego wont let him get one upped by anyone thus studying real law.
@@jmgonzales7701 True.
Alpharius would be the exile ending. You'd arrive at court, only to discover the Judge is Alpharius. The Jury is also all Alpharius. They still judge you guilty because Alpharius likes to win in the most convoluted ways possible. As you await execution, two guards come to your cell. They are also Alpharius. They smuggle you off world to an Alpha Legion ship. You think you're out of the woods, but suddenly the Alpha legionnaires turn their bolters on you and fire. You wake up in what seems to be a new body, your former body dumped in an alley back on the planet.
It is at this point where they reveal to you that you are an Alpha Legion sleeper agent.
This is a lie.
They did all this because Alpharius is kind if a dick and thought it was funny.
This is a lie.
You are actually a piece in a game far more important than you could ever imagine.
This is a lie.
The Alpha Legion then blows your head off again for seemingly no reason.
Least convoluted Alpha legion plan
This is was a lie.
I am Alpharius
I love the Alpha Legion
alpharius wouldnt even show up to court and would get you venerated by implanting proofs the judge is a xeno infiltrator and would make everyone think you got rid of him as he was about to murder pepole and that the accusation was to cover itself
I think Perturabo would be found innocent on a technicality to show off to the emperor just how smart he is and that he could find a strange and roundabout way to have the case thrown out using a contradictory set of laws that were written many generations apart that were stored on the bottom of a sectors worth of paperwork and legislation.
angron: “the accuser and defendant should have a fair trial. OF COMBAT!”
XD By the God Emperor there are so many so good comments under that video, i am dying
Then you realize the Imperium itself is the accuser.
Guess its a good thing you have Angron right there to get you in with Khorne immediately.
Lorgar, charismatic orator desperate to impress daddy? Venerated.
tts dorn: yes, i shall defend this man (proceeds to build wall around the suspect)
lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I’m imagining all these guys were fighting, then the ship ran out of fuel, so now they’re just making tier lists to pass the time
The whole podcast is just a Space Marine, a Ork, a Night Lord and a Plague marine passing their time on an empty ship because fighting has no use/you wouldnt be able to fight anymore if everyones dead XD
Now I can’t get the image of the Khan hitting the griddy in the middle of a dead silent courtroom out of my head!
I heard that while mopping at work and I had to stop and catch my breath from laughing so hard
Judge: What is your defense for your client
Alpharius: I do, your honor. "I am Alpharius". I rest my case.
Judge: I see. Does the prosecution have a response?
Prosecution: We do. "I am Alpharius"
The camera pulls back to reveal the prosecution lawyer has been Alpharius the entire time.
Judge: In that case the jury will now convene.
The jury leaves and comes back a few moments later
Judge: Do you have your verdict?
Jury: We have your honor: we find the defendant "Alpharius"
The camera pulls back, revealing the Jury has all been Alpharius the entire time. The defendant has also been Alpharius the whole time.
Judge: Case closed. I find the defendant to be Alpharius.
The camera pulls back to reveal that the judge and everyone else in attendance is also Alpharius. Two Alphariuss enter and escort the defendant, who I must remind you is also Alpharius, out of the court room
Alpharius: "your honor, my client couldn't have killed the man. For you see, my client IS the man he is accused of killing!"
Real talk, the moment a Primarch walks in as your defense lawyer, you are already innocent and venerated
Or skinned alive
Especially for The Lion or Sanguinius. The second they enter the jury all scream "Not Guilty" with half of them shitting themselves & the other half enraptured in their mere prescence.
Yeah a jury is probably going to side with the god man that just walked into the room bathing them in their primarch aura.
Fulgrim gave a speech so good that it moved the Emperor, he’s getting that man venerated
Tbh i would think Fulgrim would make a great lawyer probably the best, his ego wont let him get one upped by anyone thus studying real law. Exactly he is practically one of the two faces of the Imperium other than sanguinius.
Objection! If Konrad actually believed you his vindictiveness would certainly help, he may even flay the accuser if he knew it was under false pretences
Also Magnus saves you, but it’s Magnus so it’s completely pyrrhic for himself and he loses his licence in the process
He somehow loses his license AND causes his entire Thousand Son staffed law firm to go under with no one involved ever able to practice law again
Council of Nikea Phoenix Wright crossover
Angrons a fun one, as if say you killed someone then you have either his favor or his disgust, theres a fine line there.
Yall got Alpharius and Omegon completely wrong, Alpharius would have sleeper agents in the court, have the judges house bombed etc to get you set free, while omegon would be doing the complete opposite for some arbitrary esoteric reason to get you executed. In the end the jurors either wouldnt know what to think or would all be executed or converted into sleeper agents anyways. So you would have Alpharius and omegon at opposite sides of the chart.
Magnus would do exactly what he did at Nicea. In other words, show up, and instead of actually defending you, he would go: "Let me recite to you my favorite fabel!". This would of course end with you executed as he completely missed the entire assignment.
I kind of disagree with Lorgar, he could get you innocent and venerated because that’s basically what he did with the lectitio diviniatus
Angron, you will be found Innocent & Venerated, but you will also be dead along with everyone else but the judge in the courtroom when he loses his first objection. Corax is definitely the guy you gets you out of it on a technicality. Robot Girlyman would definitely get you out on a Technicality, but because of all of the Girlyman reasons, you are going into conscription. Magnus gets the hell ending because he argues the case perfectly...for laws from another system on the other side of the galaxy and you are made into a janitorial servitor on a hospital ship. Alpharius new category, it doesn't go to trial, you are instead installed as Governor and the former Governor is tried and convicted for your crime, Best Ending.
28:00 nah Magnus would study law, practice his oratory skills, deliver the mosts sound legal reasoning combined with the most inspiring speech, but end it with '' And that your honor, is why my client is innocent, but youre all too stupid to realise it '' and then everyone gets embittered by that last comment and you get executed
The great Khan gets annoyed at the judiciary and bureaucratic process and just.. leaves mid hearing, and refuses to elaborate further
I mean he did negotiate with some of the clan heads on chigoris, I had thought that would lend to being a fairly skilled negotiator.
Magnus the Red would be a great Lawyer the only issue is that Russ will break through the doors and murder you, with the doors he just ripped off the hinges just to spite Magnus
I think, Alpharuis/Omegon would kill the judge and take his place while the other one is the lawer.
What a nice little channel, i hope you guys grow big cuz you have nice banter
Dang. Thank you
Counterpoint, rogal would immediately announce you did it. Though he might make an argument that you’d have use to the emperor.
Also sanguinius would be similar to fulgrim where he’d just enter and everyone would go “OH NO HE’S HOT” but he’s less obnoxious and egotistical so I’d rank him higher.
Fulgrim has no knowledge of law? He reigned over a whole planet
Honestly Dorn wouldn't get you off charges if its JUST to impress Big E if he knew you did it. If Big E outright told him its your mission to clear this man's name then best believe you would somehow get you found innocent through sheer tenacity.
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Honestly I think Alpharius / Omegon would be 'doesnt make it to trial' just because he just ferries you off world before the trial then make you an agent.
I think that Alpharious planned the whole murder just so that he could defend you to the perfect effect.
Fulgrim gets you venerated, convinces the jury you are a hero of the Imperium, and has you installed into the planetary leadership. Alpharis will black mail the judge, jury, and victims family; get you venerated then turns you into a servator for lolz.
Leman would want you conscripted right out the gate. I mean you proved you are at least good at the killing might as well put you on the front lines to wage a good war for the All-Father. He might even just take you to the front lines before the trial even happens.
Dorn would get you guilty in a second. On the account he can’t lie worth a damn, he’s no amoral enough for the job.
simple : do not tell him if your crime is the truth, he cannot admit it, then he'll have a concrete solid defense and make you enlisted or exiled
Dorn can lie really well and has to the primachs in the seige.
I honestly think the lion would get you found innocent and venerated because he is doing this to impress daddy and thus he will go above and beyond to get that outcome
If it was like a vigilante killing, Konrad might aprove.
Lorgar will get u venerated cuz he convinced a space marine that he should forsaken the emperor in less than a minute so he'll convince the judge of ur innocence
He also has the strongest Primarch aura as well. The judge and jury would probably half worship the man even if he didn't make that good of a case and he definitely would.
Nahhh man, im not a big fan of Lorgar but i think he would make the best lawyer of all of them. Some are competent, and some are charming, but i think most of them would have big qualms defending you if youre guilty and they know it, if we are talking about pre heresy primarchs.
But Lorgar would just convince himself that your murder was a good thing and would strive to convince everyone that you doing it was actually a god tier level good thing, and would get you venerated. Flawed as he was, hes always described as Emperor level charismatic, its his one good trait, dont take that away from him!
Doing Lorgar dirty...
30:00 Mortarion would 100% try to be honest and convince everyone that you doing it was good, but end up just projecting his own reasons for wanting to kill people.
The jury is left a little disturbed, plus he smells bad, you get sentenced
S tier thumbnail, dorn always goes so hard in fanart
I would like to tell the jury even if I am found innocent I will do it again the moment I leave this court room
34:00 ngl, not to be the akshually guy, But Dorn literally cannot lie, hes too autistic, so he either gets you venerated or youre guilty, but he aint convincing anyone youre innocent because thats lying
I’d argue Lorgar would get you venerated, this man made planets part of the Imperium through sheer speech craft, without one bolt fired, he’d absolutely get you venerated.
The lion as the loyalty is its own reward secret stuff primarch is going to do some shady shit behind the scenes with the juries family, then either kill you, or everyone else in the courtroom depending on what he thought would make dad happy. Then after you are venerated, just disappear.
Magnus would have that amazing speech you were talking about only for the judge to tell the jury to discount his testimony and then rule that all lawyers are banned, except for the necessary ones for prosecution.
37:58 Actually, with regards to this statement as a said Blood Angels fan, I would agree that good ol Sang would have a really hard time trying to lie about the case. He's best boy sure, but that's why he wouldn't get you excused and instead make sure that you get the most mercifully just scentence.
Khan would make a successful jury nullification argument, because he is definitly the libertarian primarch
Memes aside but you guys know jack shit about the personality of the Primarchs.
Damn this is beyond brilliant 😍
If Russ REALLY wants to win the case, he would throw such an epic party the night before that the whole courtroom would have tremendous hangover for a month. So he would be the only one sober enough (although still drunk) to make something resembling a proper argument during the view.
Interestingly, one could argue that this sort of happened with Gulliman and Cawl. Not necessarily in a trial setting of course, but the whole notion of rewriting or reinterpreting laws that allowed Cawl to perform his "heretical" work of innovation far more unrestrained.
I think ferrus would convince them that your fully capable of killing and send you to the guard
I absolutely love the irony that Magnus is lower on the list than fucking Angron
I'd like to add, that Fulgrim, upon being introduced to the meager number of legionaries, he gave a speech so rousing and moving that the Emperor was brought to an emotional response, renaming the 3rd legion The Emperors Children.
Over all great stuff, keep it up fellas!
I strongly disagree with them on Magnus. Surely the Great Red Bookworm would go over every single legal document with a magnifying glass, hunting down any possible loophole.
That’s the kicker though, Magnus will think he’s made the best case but he’s so far up his own ass it only makes sense to him and everyone else doesn’t quite follow.
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Perturabo would be one the best his whole gimmic is getting the hardest jobs done just because you ask him for (an then get sad because he feels unappreciated because nobody thanks him even if he doesn't exprese it) so he would get you found innocent and if you thank him you would become his favorite person
Okay Cruze would wait till the first day of the highly publicized trial. After the prosecution’s opening statements. Cruze gets up. Adjusts his tie. -Smiles- at the jury. Then the lights go out. For 30 seconds The lights turn on and everyone except the jury is dead and flayed blood everywhere. The jury is forever in need of heavy therapy as they can -still- see that -smile- :-( :-( :’-(me
Okay Cruze would wait till the first day of the highly publicized trial. After the prosecution’s opening statements. Cruze gets up. Adjusts his tie. -Smiles- at the jury. Then the lights go out. For 30 seconds The lights turn on and everyone except the jury is dead and flayed blood everywhere. The jury is forever in need of heavy therapy as they can -still- see that -smile- :-( :-( :’-(
Remember papa sang convinced the emperor to allow religion on his planet if you can convince big E to say religion is OK then you could convince a judge to find himself out of order.
The Lion, in a hamfisted attempt at intimidating the jury, would be busy that day burning down their hab blocks after making sure all they cared about was stuck inside alive. D-did you see? Did you see what I did there? You know…it’s like what he does during the Horus Hersey. Get it? ha ha ha where am I?
Dorn would absolutely get you off on a technicality.
"Your honor, my client's idiotic and short-sighted confession to me cannot be legally submitted as evidence, as it falls under attorney-client privilege. The fact that he told me such a damning piece of information means less than the grease stains on Peturabo's poorly maintained chassis."
Alpharius Omegon will find a way to show that *you*, in fact, were the victim in all this, and the person you murdered was, in fact, the perpetrator.
Angron would get the case thrown out on technicality i think. Easily able to shut down any arguments with a personal style nobody else would consider "So who's gonna tell Angron he lost the case? Nobody? Alright mistrial."
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Dorn would absolutely refuse to misrepresent the truth for the sake of the trial. Neither would he be willing to use loopholes or contradictions in the law to get you off on a technicality. If you're innocent he'll make sure you're found innocent and nothing more. If you're guilty he will enter a guilty plea on your behalf or walk away from the trial.
Dorn would do a worse job with a less fucked up client than Pertarobo but Big E will like Dorns arguements better.
Dorn would get clear on a technicality to show the emperor there is a weakness in the law and reinforce that constitution to prevent it from happening again
I think it would be more interesting if the hypothetical person was actually innocent.
I'm just trying to figure out how the space ork's Bretonian.
Why are you astartes so anonymous
The Nurgle marine is doing a THINCCCC
Angron would just run up to the judge and hug him
I thought dorn can't lie
My take on Rogal Dorn if not for you admitting guilt to him he would have gotten you found Innocent. However since you admitted that you did it to him, he would not find you innocent. In fact, I believe you would get the bad ending with him in this instance.
its not that the lion didnt show up... he's just slept in another 10,000 years... he'll be here... honest.
Corvis would get you off but the kill you himself.
I feel like lorgar would of been innocent and venerated…
Once again the khan is overlooked