Also, Dan, if you want to properly destroy the KSC: Step 1: Learn orbital mechanics Step 2: Find an asteroid Step 3: Capture asteroid Step 4: De-orbit asteroid onto KSC Step 5: Dispose of evidence before the flight director finds out.
btRaddex I don't know, I personally consider dropping a giant ass asteroid on the KSC pretty fun, though launching a cluster bomb rocket's pretty fun to, guess it's just personal preference.
Streaky100001 yeah, the asteroid would take a lot of time and patience to pull off though, thus the smarter way, not dan's way of thinking with KSP XD that's a Scott Manley thing.
I was finding myself getting bored and leaving halfway through videos. Recently I've been laughing so much and being really entertained by all of his videos. It's great!
Does Dan remind anyone else of Wheatley? A man a few arrows short of a quiver, in charge of something a liiiittle bit too sciency. But you watch it anyway, because it's hilarious :D
Well, you see... It all started on the fateful day of February 14, 2015... Many people believed it to be a hoax, but lo and behold, Freedom has been spread throughout the world!
Dan has foofy hair, I have half foofy hair. Dan wears glasses, I wear glasses. Dan plays video games, I play video games. Dan is popular, I am not popular. Dan is British, I am not British. Thus I am 50% Dan.
Dear diary: I have ventured into this unknown land known to the natives as The Cor-ments secs-sion, overseen by the Official Leader who is selected from knowledge, N-aired To The Power Of Three. The residence seem nice but a dark, evil force can be found if you dare venture further in.
Is it bad that I got peeved at how he was using the two-nozzle engine which weighed more, instead of the four-nozzle engine which weighed a bit less but was WAY more powerful?
Y'know... When people are so stupid that they believe that the 9/11 attack was a legit terrorist attack and not some bullshit that the U.S.A president at the time of the attack planned, that really makes me lose fate with humanity. Now go back to your shitty techno music and believe lies because i'm not the one going to be the one who has to spoon feed you the truth. Good day to you sir.
no one was questioning weather or not it was "legit" or not though. it was still a horrible thing that happened fairly recently and isnt going to be funny to many people.
That was...wow. Next challenge: Build a rocket that can destroy all the buildings in _another_ space center! It would probably help if you remembered to add fins so you can steer well.
i have a challenge. defeat zeus in apotheon on olympian difficulty using only knives. if you run out of knives use the farmers fork if you break that use only the weakest weapons you can. (mirror shield is allowed since you cant hurt him without one)
I think my favourite quote from Nerd^3 is: "ever get the feeling that somewhere in the world Scott Manley is judging you?" I get that a lot playing KSP!
Tom Hearn I want to see that! Along with Calvin Smale's idea... IT would destroy EVERYTHING. IF all goes all planned. Erm.. you might not want to mention that goal in the budget meeting.
6:11 - Successfully destroyed the launch pad
Kerbal Astronaut Training Handbook pg. 215, Section 3: "Total failure is spontaneous, but that makes it more fun."
Scott plz make a series where you show all your screw us so we know your not some super human KSP guy
Isaac mcclelland I keep all my screw ups in, they're much more entertaining.
Scott Manley so what you're saying is that you are, in fact, a superhuman KSP guy?
Scott Manley
they are entertaining :)
My heartrate monitor is reading NaN
(I can't cry, I'm at work, it would look bad)
I believe people like Dan may be the death of you
Mr Manley! You should maybe consider teaching Dan some of the finer points of KSP rocket design. It'd certainly make an entertaining video at least!
***** Boom Tish!
Oh no, the NaN virus has spread to our lord and saviour! Fleeeeeeeee!
Not the NaN plague!!!!
Also, Dan, if you want to properly destroy the KSC:
Step 1: Learn orbital mechanics
Step 2: Find an asteroid
Step 3: Capture asteroid
Step 4: De-orbit asteroid onto KSC
Step 5: Dispose of evidence before the flight director finds out.
but that's the smaaarrttt way to do it, Dan's way's more fun :3
btRaddex I don't know, I personally consider dropping a giant ass asteroid on the KSC pretty fun, though launching a cluster bomb rocket's pretty fun to, guess it's just personal preference.
Step 1 drop at least 748 fuel tanks on Ksc and you're done
Streaky100001 yeah, the asteroid would take a lot of time and patience to pull off though, thus the smarter way, not dan's way of thinking with KSP XD that's a Scott Manley thing.
***** Haha, no, sadly I cannot take credit for Danny's awesomeness.
The quality of your videos has risen exponentially within the last month! Awesome work Dan.
Agreed
I was finding myself getting bored and leaving halfway through videos. Recently I've been laughing so much and being really entertained by all of his videos. It's great!
***** Maybe Dan went back to the drawing bored...
Rage Sans. *badum tis*
Isuckatgaming *explosion*
*Boops*
Apple bee
OWO WHATS THIS
This is what all the NASA engineers actually want to do...
Murderers.
+UnderDogg99 they prefer "Scientists"
YAAh lol if they had the budget it xD lolzzz
"what's the coolest way to kill ourselves?"
Mmm I don't know :/
i love it when dan gets progressively more insane towards the end of the video. i think thats when you know theres a lot of time inbetween the clips
"The only thing that happens is that I don't make it and Scott Manley cries"
You had me chuckling like an idiot seconds into the video, Dan. xD
I bet Steve from accounting is having a terrible day.
Steve from accounting is now an angel
Steve from accounting was actually on vacation
fmlyguyfan222 That wasn't even his office.
Tucker Stackow steve from accounting actually works in the Geneva branch.
Tucker Stackow nerd must really not like steve
Maybe with some mods, like the seismic charges? ;)
The military: I'll take 20
Being in the military they'll probably take 150
Does Dan remind anyone else of Wheatley? A man a few arrows short of a quiver, in charge of something a liiiittle bit too sciency.
But you watch it anyway, because it's hilarious :D
"The sun of Death"
As we all know, the sun is a star.
In other words, Dan just built a Death Star
I love me some KSP!
By the way, 6:10, I always love when Dan goes completely silent observing the mess he has made. Great stuff hahaha
Am I the only one who finds the clickety clack of Dan's keyboard very comforting?
StuffyMagician nope
Dan, before you put the ball gag back on, I want to tell you, I love what you're doing with your channel, don't change!
So I'm commenting now... On a Nerd3 video... Released in 2015...
DID I MISS SOMETHING??
IKR
Yeah, what spore of madness is this?
WHAT YEAR IS IT!!?
Well, you see... It all started on the fateful day of February 14, 2015... Many people believed it to be a hoax, but lo and behold, Freedom has been spread throughout the world!
J Johnson so it started 1 day before my birthday. cool.
I'm loving the amount of videos being made atm! Keep up the good work.
Also, how do you rotate a rocket in ksp?
@@Bluexpheonix212 Press D or A
Happy 5 years btw
The only bad thing about this video is that it ended too soon. This video was awesome! Glory to The Sunny Death!
when he says "I got an idea", usually it's not a good thing
Scott Manley would be proud Dan... He would be so proud...
Alec Mason from Red Faction Guerilla would be proud.
He commented on the video. He isn't.
Dan has foofy hair, I have half foofy hair. Dan wears glasses, I wear glasses. Dan plays video games, I play video games. Dan is popular, I am not popular. Dan is British, I am not British. Thus I am 50% Dan.
I like your logic sir
Lol
do you wear a lab coat while trying to blow up buildings with rocket ships? No? youre only 40% Dan... >.>
Actually, yes. I do that in my free time when I'm not playing other video games.
Jimmothy Johnson I like to wear my lab coat for no reason at all so... meh! xD
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FINALLY I'M FREE TO SPEAK!
And if people keep saying this shit he will think were are spammers and turn it off again so stfu
shhhhhhh Don't encourage them
Bier Bart He is reading them. Matt said they turn them on now and then to test how they are nowadays.
DANNNNNNNN!!!!
u are time out
Scott Manley cries no matter what you do Dan.
No matter what you do.
"Things that make you go boom." Nice Brainiac refrence there :)
I would love to see this man on Top Gear
11:30 gets even better if you start playing Ode to Joy
What is this mystical land?!
From the looks it might be the end of the world.
sandbox gamer *Staring off into the distance* It looks... amazing. *Epic music*
Matteo Mcdonnell *A flock of trolls fly past*
Matteo Mcdonnell I see it ffgdrftgstffyhffyfyyftdfdrdgjxhcbbvtygxdycddygtgkgyrnykjhs (head explodes)
ConSolo29 *A few conspiracy theorists hide in the corner*
This is like a Christmas present
*Birthday present
SEX
That was probably the most entertaining nerd cubed vid I've seen in a long time. :)
Nerd^3 can you play one finger death punch, It's pretty cheap on steam and it has a 10-second ninja feel to it
Its free on mobile and you can carry it in your pocket
Jake Wake That would put Dan OFF getting the game XD
I played it, best choice ever :D
He has played the game twice alread, please search through his videos
minecraftmentals
couldn't find it
That actually made me cry from laughter. Fine job Dan.
Come on guys, let's act nice so we can keep it like this
I love when I see no red x in this section, also love the Scott Manly shout out.
This must be directed by Micheal Bay.
Sir how did you acquire super sayian 4
games4uall Only when you are fully at piece with your mind, then you might be ready.
I am already at peace of mind, i am ready
The Only Way To Go Super Sayin Is To Get The Most Redicules Haircut.
wow
Dan has put out 134 minutes, 48 seconds worth of Kerbal Space Program here! Science fact.
Korea Space Program
its just a satellite bro!
When Dan says he has an idea...
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Dear diary:
I have ventured into this unknown land known to the natives as The Cor-ments secs-sion, overseen by the Official Leader who is selected from knowledge, N-aired To The Power Of Three. The residence seem nice but a dark, evil force can be found if you dare venture further in.
That was one of my favorite nercubed videos in a long time XD
That door must be made of Decentanium
Ah but I am a FoE brony, therefore I am slightly less annoying... only slightly.
ARMEXEEOS
why did you even bring it up? You fool you've doomed us all!!!!!!!
Now these conversations are making my day :)
dareddevil6 Yo mang it was the bloke with the blue lesbian horse that brought it up.
Tyler Kekra Fallout Equestria.
Is it bad that I got peeved at how he was using the two-nozzle engine which weighed more, instead of the four-nozzle engine which weighed a bit less but was WAY more powerful?
some people came for science but I think most of us came for explosion right
+Noah Kid I agree
That was quite possibly the funniest ending in a video i have ever seen :D
I have gone Building Bowling before... Once... Maybe twice... Not on purpose... Ever...
Last time i went was sometime during 2001
That was utterly hysterical and has my day a million times better
9/11... But with green people and virtual buildings.
Larrisa Dwelly *Not* funny
Y'know... When people are so stupid that they believe that the 9/11 attack was a legit terrorist attack and not some bullshit that the U.S.A president at the time of the attack planned, that really makes me lose fate with humanity. Now go back to your shitty techno music and believe lies because i'm not the one going to be the one who has to spoon feed you the truth. Good day to you sir.
no one was questioning weather or not it was "legit" or not though.
it was still a horrible thing that happened fairly recently and isnt going to be funny to many people.
Well people do have opinions whether they are shit or not. Just look at religion!
Larrisa Dwelly yep
That was...wow. Next challenge: Build a rocket that can destroy all the buildings in _another_ space center!
It would probably help if you remembered to add fins so you can steer well.
Pro tip: Play the State Anthem of The Soviet Union on loop while watching this.
it does improve the experience
i tried it lol
I'm dying XD
I approve this message.
I feel wholehearted approval is indeed a correct reaction for this.
when he plays KSP he is the perfect mix of Scott Manly and danny2462
Holy Sandwiches
SANDWICHES were are they are they jam, ham or... *turkey* mmmmm
I think you'll find they are Holy sandwiches so only the holiest of condiments will do.
Dillon Shutt Like Swiss Cheese? That's pretty.... hole-y :3
Badum tiss
"Hi I'm Dan and welcome to jackass"
I saw the Tweet that asked him to do this :D
Do you want a medal?
NerdHQ He obviously does..
AddictiveBiscuit i want your profile picture :D
AddictiveBiscuit RUN COOKIE, RUN!!!
Xeno omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Nerd 3 this video is why I subscribed and love all of your videos.
Download some mods and then do this challenge.
the final design looks like it would be the 19th angel from evangelion
Do a challange in wwe 2k15, where you are the baddest in the game vs the best (John Cena)
ah but I think the best wrestler is... Bob...the...wizard yeah...I don't watch wrestling
No, the pope.
**Streaks** 21 21 21 21 21 21-0 **stops streaking* 21 21 21 21 21 21-1 :( (••)// **Flips a RKO
You got it all wrong... CM Punk is the best in the world m8.
I didn't know I wanted to see this until now.
I feel immensely happy now
play a wwe 2k15 royal rumble permadeath to see how many rr matches you can win before your eliminated
I'm pretty sure he's already done that.
gg
***** What's with all the parody channels of ReviewtechUSA floating around the internet? I mean, they're funny, but why are they over here?
alexsid001 he did a royal rumble in 2k15 and he lasted 14( i think) then died then whent back in for vengence only
now THIS video, I LIKE :) I thoroughly enjoyed it Dan
Stop giving ISIS ideas
XD
Allah Akbar!!! XD
Skybluex ITS A TRAP
Aiden Adelman not admiral ackbar
Believe me, once ISIS is destroyed, we'll be looking back on this and laugh. Possibly.
My only 7 words for this video: My god Dan what have you created?
The VAB is rock solid but the SPH falls apart when you do so much as look at it.
i have a challenge. defeat zeus in apotheon on olympian difficulty using only knives. if you run out of knives use the farmers fork if you break that use only the weakest weapons you can. (mirror shield is allowed since you cant hurt him without one)
Scott Manly: Super precise. Daniel Hardcastle: Nuclear explosion
I think my favourite quote from Nerd^3 is: "ever get the feeling that somewhere in the world Scott Manley is judging you?" I get that a lot playing KSP!
Fly it straight up, then straight down. Then decouple it in mid air. = Death.
I love Kerbal Space Program. You should do more videos on it, Dan.
Challenge: build a space station. :P
a BIG one. STARSHIP BIG!
Death Star big
Then drop it on the ksc
Tom Hearn I want to see that! Along with Calvin Smale's idea... IT would destroy EVERYTHING. IF all goes all planned. Erm.. you might not want to mention that goal in the budget meeting.
The joy of watching this is unspeakable.
Great video! One of the best challenges yet!
"Getting the angle on this one will be tricky, I'll tell you tha- ha ha ha - hat" Dan Hardcastle 2015.
The intro and the outro gave me so much nostalgia, sad to see your channel getting less views than it used to
I was laughing the whole way, but just about died when he said "off we trot!" LMAO :)
Literally on the floor laughing. Best video of the year. Love you Dan. Not like that but you know.
Yes! Finally Dan started playing like everyone else playing Kerbal! Splosions!
One of the better videos in a while
So far best series he does
11:28 Call it the Death Star. No name can beat that. Its shape...
"If you like it then you should have put a strut on it."
quite possibly my new favourite video
In a world where kerbals roam free undisturbed, there is one man on a mission... TO BLOW SHIT UP!!! directed by Michael Bay
This is one of your best videos by far!
3:59 Solid Neutronium you've got to use the Hargh'peng torpedoes in order to destroy it
Nerd cubed has gone insane. It's official
That is absolutely terrifying, Dan.
10:46 star shaped ship from doctor who
that ending was almost perfect
Nerd3 takes out the space complex. Danny takes out the entire kerbol system
4:57 the crashymcsplody is reborn!
1. Download BDArmory and B9 Aerospace
2. Build BIG bomber and fill bomb bay with LOTS bombs
3. Fly it over KSC and drop bombs
4. ?????
5. Profit
16:00 genius
What Dan has made was a tandem charge HEAT warhead, complete with standoff probe.
When I saw what he made I said in my head "lord have mercy"
4:05 "we need a bigger thing to go boom much bigger" skip to the end say no more
Dan is bad at building rockets but good at Building an ICBM
BEST.ROCKET.EVER
"Fucking hell what are you made of?" Could it be the same as the trees?
calvaughan27 is kirbal actually krypton with a yellow sun?
Don't forget about the Runway Dan. The plane runway, and rocket launch pad.
Its been so long since I can speak so nerd you are the best youtuber on RUclips you always make me laugh ceep up the *great* job
*keep