This changed my whole life, I am not deppresed anymore, my life has a meaning, now I have a job, I opened my own buisness for beans on toast, I make 7 figures a year, I saved my family from being poor, now I have a wife, I have a mansion, thank you pretty woman kitchen for making the beans on toast recipe, this changed my life
*The Story of Pretty Woman Kitchen* Once upon a time, there was a pretty woman in a kitchen. The pretty woman in a kitchen made her first video on July 4, 2023, updating her followers that she would be back with "recipe videos real soon". "Soon" would turn out to be a lot longer than anticipated by all her fans, however, they never stopped waiting. Months came by, and daily on JackSucksAtLife's subreddit, people yearned for her return. Every day, it became more and more hopeless to see Pretty Woman Kitchen's return. That was until just weeks ago, when it was made public by Jack that Pretty Woman Kitchen would finally make the heavily anticipated recipe video many have been waiting for, the long-awaited recipe for a classic English breakfast staple, beans on toast. The pretty woman's fans grew ecstatic, after a full year of waiting, their wishes finally came true. And here we are today, with this lovely recipe soon to be delivered to all the people eager to follow the instructions from this pretty woman in a kitchen.
The most amazing story in all of human creation on par and more of books like the "bible" and "moby dick" and "learning shapes like the rhombus part 69 with Jacksucksatlife and turdboi420"
Beautiful stuff. I almost died trying to make beans on toast before watching this phenomenal video. On behalf of my whole family, thank you pretty woman kitchen!
“I will be adding half a tin, because I only want half a tin”. This is why pretty woman kitchen is the best cooking channel on RUclips! Her directions are impeccable!
This video is a revelation. I expected a simple cooking tutorial, but it turned out to be so much more. Pretty Woman Kitchen's charismatic presence and expert guidance transformed the mundane task of making beans on toast into an art form. Their infectious enthusiasm for cooking was palpable, and their tips and techniques were not just practical but also inspiring. By the end of the video, I found myself not only hungry but also filled with newfound confidence to experiment in the kitchen. It was a delightful reminder of how a passionate approach to even the simplest of tasks can be truly life-changing.
This video has changed the course of my life, I'm no longer addicted to water, im not depressed anymore, I was able to become a war solider, became world renowned Masterchef, opened a restruant, saved my family from a fire, make 8 figures a year, and got married. Thank you so much for teaching me this recipe pretty woman kitchen, you have saved my life!
thank you pwk, my family was held hostage when this video was released and i was forced to make brilliant beans on toast to save them, you have saved my family, pwk is a hero
Thank you so much for this life changing advice. I struggled to make beans on toast my entire life and this news has made my life so much better. Keep up your work.
My whole life i didn't know that you have to add butter to your toast and then season the beans with pepper and that you eat the whole meal warm. This video was truly a life saver for my British friends since i will be making it for them next weekend. Thank you pretty woman kitchen.
Pretty woman kitchen never disappoints the average human being with its cinematic shots of delectable cuisines and impeccable acting that makes pretty women kitchen seem like it’s not an evil ai planing to destroy earth! The “real” vegan beans are really gonna beanboozle the human beings with this one. ”🔥🔥🔥
This BEAUTIFUL video made me shed TEARS and SALT from this wonderful extravagant video!!!! HOPE TO SEE PRETTY WOMAN KITCHEN THRIVE!!!! LONG LIVE PRETTY WOMAN KITCHEN
This has to be the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. The plot. The character development. The graphics. The music. Never have I felt more emotional than after I watched this. Beautiful. It's indescribable. The music goes perfectly with what's happening, the image quality is perfect. And I cannot even describe how well thought out the plot was. Perplexing. The feeling of happiness, fear, excitement throughout the recipe. Its almost like you can feel what the chef feels. Never again will I find something as phenomenal as this. Truly something wholesome and breathtaking. God bless you, pretty woman kitching.
Before I found this channel, I was lost. I was unsure on how I could improve my culinary skills. That’s when I stumbled upon Pretty Woman Kitchen. Her introductory video was unforgettable. All I, as well as all of the other viewers, have wanted since then was a new recipe video. I have never been more ready for Pretty Woman Kitchen to finally catch me on the flippity flop. I can finally learn a new recipe from the most recognizable, highest quality source. Thank you, Pretty Woman Kitchen, for sharing your beans on toast recipe with the world and improving every kitchen, one recipe at a time.
the way he says: "get 2 slices if you want 2 slices because i want only 1 slice" and then he says: "remember to select the right level of toastiness for your desired level of toastiness" is so funny
This recipe is life changing - I’ve been doing it wrong all this time using a microwave instead of the stove. I can never go back now! Thank you so much PWK! 💕💕
Wow. I woke up this morning tired and de-energised, not wanting to do anything, but then I saw this video. PWK's Beans and Toast invoked a new sense of passion and desire into me, and now I feel invincible. Thank you PWK, thank you.
I just want to say thank you for this recipe, PWK. I have never known how to make beans on toast but now I can make the perfect, signature PWK beans on toast. Thank you for making this epic recipe, this recipe will be an everyday essential for my life 😭
I think i’ve been reborn. This is truly a one of a kind instructional video that helps us through our life. Never again will we struggle with eating and never again will we struggle to find breathing exercises.
Best vid in existence now I don’t need to starve when I only have toast (no bread just toast) and beans and I can breathe properly so I’m sooo happy :)
pretty woman kitchen's beans on toast recipe changed my entire life in ways I never imagined. It all started on a friday morning when I stumbled upon the recipe while browsing youtube. I decided to give it a try. As I followed the simple yet detailed instructions, the aroma of simmering beans filled my kitchen, blending with the scent of freshly toasted bread. The anticipation built as I carefully layered the perfectly seasoned beans onto the crispy toast, garnishing it with a sprinkle of herbs and a dash of hot sauce. The first bite was nothing short of a revelation. The hearty, savory beans complemented the crunch of the toast in a way that felt both comforting and indulgent. It wasn't just a meal; it was an experience that awakened my taste buds and introduced me to a new appreciation for simple, well-prepared food. This seemingly ordinary dish sparked a culinary curiosity within me. I began exploring more recipes from Pretty Woman Kitchen, each one opening my eyes to new flavors and techniques. My cooking skills improved, and I started experimenting with my own variations, adding unique twists to classic dishes. But the impact went beyond the kitchen. The confidence I gained from mastering these recipes translated into other areas of my life. I found myself more adventurous, willing to take risks and try new things. Cooking became a source of joy and creativity, a way to unwind and express myself. pretty woman kitchen's beans on toast recipe not only transformed my approach to food but also enriched my life in ways I never anticipated. It taught me the beauty of simplicity, the joy of discovery, and the power of a delicious meal to bring happiness and fulfillment.
Thank you so much Jack, you do not know how much this will help me. You see my child was starving but only ate beans on toast but i screwed up EVERY. SINGLE. TIME! So thanks to this i can eat happily again. 😊
I specifically like this timestamp 0:23!! it shows pretty woman’s amazing editing skills to show the ingredients on screen. tremendous application of captions pretty woman! ❤
Best tax write off ever
I agree kai
Hi Kai
KAI-
real
.
I've never been more excited in my life
Edit: That was amazing my life has changed forever
THIS IS LITERAL HISTORY
wait you watch jacksucksatlife ?
like your videos btw
Hello fellow minecrafter
YEEES
Lol😆 true
0:56 "I only put half a tin, because I only want half a tin"
Why this got me rollin
1:12 same with this
1:26
And this 3:15
2:39 and now it's time to add the beans 😁
0:45 pour away excess *b e a n j u i c e*
This changed my whole life, I am not deppresed anymore, my life has a meaning, now I have a job, I opened my own buisness for beans on toast, I make 7 figures a year, I saved my family from being poor, now I have a wife, I have a mansion, thank you pretty woman kitchen for making the beans on toast recipe, this changed my life
@@Hxsainenjoyer bro you copied my comment
@@Blimpee 🤔
only been 1 day
@@aqdplayz he copied my comment
@@Blimpeebro yours was 4 days ago his was 2
*The Story of Pretty Woman Kitchen*
Once upon a time, there was a pretty woman in a kitchen. The pretty woman in a kitchen made her first video on July 4, 2023, updating her followers that she would be back with "recipe videos real soon". "Soon" would turn out to be a lot longer than anticipated by all her fans, however, they never stopped waiting. Months came by, and daily on JackSucksAtLife's subreddit, people yearned for her return. Every day, it became more and more hopeless to see Pretty Woman Kitchen's return. That was until just weeks ago, when it was made public by Jack that Pretty Woman Kitchen would finally make the heavily anticipated recipe video many have been waiting for, the long-awaited recipe for a classic English breakfast staple, beans on toast. The pretty woman's fans grew ecstatic, after a full year of waiting, their wishes finally came true. And here we are today, with this lovely recipe soon to be delivered to all the people eager to follow the instructions from this pretty woman in a kitchen.
Such a beautiful Story!
@@coolerkerl8469 I agree
The most amazing story in all of human creation on par and more of books like the "bible" and "moby dick" and "learning shapes like the rhombus part 69 with Jacksucksatlife and turdboi420"
Beautiful. A work of art.
@@Renderfume This is better than my essays in school! 😂😂
you never dissapoint pretty woman kitchen
The recipe that built the British empire
never will
my boner or toast
Ngl, I feel like Jack could actually make good recipes on pkw, this one was actually good lol
You commented on the UYT video too
Beautiful stuff. I almost died trying to make beans on toast before watching this phenomenal video. On behalf of my whole family, thank you pretty woman kitchen!
I just made the best beans on toast in my life
THE RETURN OF PRETTY WOMAN KITCHEN 🔥
MY WHOLE LIFE NOW HAS A MEANING
Yes!!!
You must have a really low self-esteem to think watching Pretty Woman Kitchen's beans on toast vid will give you a purpose in life.
SAME ❤
EXACTLY
YES
“I will be adding half a tin, because I only want half a tin”.
This is why pretty woman kitchen is the best cooking channel on RUclips! Her directions are impeccable!
TOO AGREEABLE
and it was all out of focus too!
@@ValueNetwork CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP RECIPE WHEN?
"remember to select the right level of toastiness for your desired level of toastiness"
Kay’s cooking
"As required, if you require it." This quote changed my life forever
When the world needed her most, she came back
When Pretty Woman Kitchen said “start by opening your beans,” I shed a tear 🥲 thank you Pretty Woman Kitchen
this was the most life changing video ive ever set my eyes on.
absolutely phenomenal.. wow.
Ikr
do you watch barneyhunter12
@@Coolines yes
@@TwoUpSkull how about Steven he?
changed your life in 2 days???
This video is a revelation. I expected a simple cooking tutorial, but it turned out to be so much more. Pretty Woman Kitchen's charismatic presence and expert guidance transformed the mundane task of making beans on toast into an art form. Their infectious enthusiasm for cooking was palpable, and their tips and techniques were not just practical but also inspiring. By the end of the video, I found myself not only hungry but also filled with newfound confidence to experiment in the kitchen. It was a delightful reminder of how a passionate approach to even the simplest of tasks can be truly life-changing.
Same
1:31 “that’s the wrong one” LOL
This video has changed the course of my life, I'm no longer addicted to water, im not depressed anymore, I was able to become a war solider, became world renowned Masterchef, opened a restruant, saved my family from a fire, make 8 figures a year, and got married. Thank you so much for teaching me this recipe pretty woman kitchen, you have saved my life!
Never thought I would be changed like this wow
I didn't think this would change me so much
Wow all this in one day!? Holy this recipe was powerful
addicted to water????????????????????
@@Suriganda not anymore.
thank you pwk, my family was held hostage when this video was released and i was forced to make brilliant beans on toast to save them, you have saved my family, pwk is a hero
If only pwk had uploaded it earlier my family would have been saved.
@@ProNooberry you poor soul
What the hell, i haven’t watched jack in ages but this just popped into my recommended and i’m not disappointed
Is it just me or do u find the new pretty woman kitchen vids r very calming
This is the best day on the history of the planet!
hey
I love how this only has 85 likes and two replies
@@WxvyWarrior hey
Exactly!
Fr
Boys. WE DID IT
Yeah
You mean pwk did it ok you did not now who is excited.
@@AngusMaccollhill what 💀
@@AngusMaccollhillwtf
WE reached the like goal and WE forced him to make this
THIS ABSOLUETELY CHANGED MY LIFE THANK YOU PRETTY WOMAN KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you so much for this life changing advice. I struggled to make beans on toast my entire life and this news has made my life so much better. Keep up your work.
My whole life i didn't know that you have to add butter to your toast and then season the beans with pepper and that you eat the whole meal warm.
This video was truly a life saver for my British friends since i will be making it for them next weekend.
Thank you pretty woman kitchen.
Why is this actually so wholesome
Same I’ve never thought of adding butter and pepper lol
@@Celeste_51 BUT YOU NEED THE BUTTAH
idk whether you’ve made it or not but adding a tiny bit of tomato purée to the beans makes them taste like a fucking gourmet meal
After a year... She finally came back! The best moment of my life.
Has it really been a year???? Time really flies when I’m waiting for a pretty woman kitchen video
YESSS
That transition with the spoon is so cool! I love this video.
Peak content, deserves multiple award. Love the wooden spoon transition, spot on. I can now cook like a British lad.
I genuinely can't believe this, This will be a historical moment in the pwk community for sure.
You mean the PWK community?
@@Pomeranc470 Yeah that too, But I was meaning the entire Jacksucksatlife community across all his channels
@@amaramed2086Ok.
Wait...
How did you come down to using the past continuous tense with the verb "mean"?
And when the world needed her the most, she returned.
fr
she
@@cosmogaze1it’s because the name is pretty WOMAN kitchen
@@cosmogaze1she*
@@MidnightDoesStuff1 ohh ok
Perfect timing, because I was going to make them for the first time ever tomorrow. Now I know how it works. Thank you!
The music is just… perfect. Thank you, you pretty woman
pretty woman kitchen once skipped two days of school, those days are now known as saturday and sunday
thank you pretty woman kitchen!!
Pretty woman kitchen never disappoints the average human being with its cinematic shots of delectable cuisines and impeccable acting that makes pretty women kitchen seem like it’s not an evil ai planing to destroy earth! The “real” vegan beans are really gonna beanboozle the human beings with this one. ”🔥🔥🔥
I heard the first word and knew I needed to like and subscribe, such a talented women.
This BEAUTIFUL video made me shed TEARS and SALT from this wonderful extravagant video!!!! HOPE TO SEE PRETTY WOMAN KITCHEN THRIVE!!!! LONG LIVE PRETTY WOMAN KITCHEN
“In the kitchen, feeling pretty.”
It just really moved me. Thank you Pretty Woman Kitchen
this is a moment in history that should be celebrated yearly
fr. whenever this channel uploads, I get my frying pan and my dog ready to cook!
It is celebrated because it's 4th of July
@@brickfilmzztheater7035 what exactly do you mean by that? I think you should reread your statement
Ye
@@brickfilmzztheater7035 that has multiple meanings😟
This has to be the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. The plot. The character development. The graphics. The music. Never have I felt more emotional than after I watched this. Beautiful. It's indescribable. The music goes perfectly with what's happening, the image quality is perfect. And I cannot even describe how well thought out the plot was. Perplexing. The feeling of happiness, fear, excitement throughout the recipe. Its almost like you can feel what the chef feels. Never again will I find something as phenomenal as this. Truly something wholesome and breathtaking. God bless you, pretty woman kitching.
This video gave me the most information out of any video on RUclips. Make sure to put the Beanz on ur toast😊😊😊
Before I found this channel, I was lost. I was unsure on how I could improve my culinary skills. That’s when I stumbled upon Pretty Woman Kitchen. Her introductory video was unforgettable. All I, as well as all of the other viewers, have wanted since then was a new recipe video. I have never been more ready for Pretty Woman Kitchen to finally catch me on the flippity flop. I can finally learn a new recipe from the most recognizable, highest quality source. Thank you, Pretty Woman Kitchen, for sharing your beans on toast recipe with the world and improving every kitchen, one recipe at a time.
So true 🥲 🥲 we love you Pretty Woman Kitchen! You are so inspiring!
Couldnt say it better
🥯
OMGGG MY FAV CHANNEL HAS UPLOADED ONCE AGAIN THIS HAS CHANGED MY LIFE TYSM
Best tutorial i have ever seen. explained so beautifully. I tried the recipe and It was delicious. thank you.
the way he says: "get 2 slices if you want 2 slices because i want only 1 slice" and then he says: "remember to select the right level of toastiness for your desired level of toastiness" is so funny
It's a she
@@VolkMatejack is he
But pretty WOMAN kitchen is a she. @@YukiFan22
@@YukiFan22pretty man kitchen?
@@YukiFan22 Last I checked it was pretty WOMAN kitchen wise guy
Jack's greatest moment of his entire career.
who's jack? this is pretty woman kitchen
@@algodooracer4536 my bad
@@stealth999 Okay I Get It's A Joke That They Are Not The Same Person
so true
@@algodooracer4536 Jack and PWK should collab
PRETTY WOMAN KITCHEN IS BACK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
2:43 this bit moved me so much. It changed my life. I know my purpose. Thank you pretty women kitchen ❤
This recipe is life changing - I’ve been doing it wrong all this time using a microwave instead of the stove. I can never go back now! Thank you so much PWK! 💕💕
I laughed so much on this video, I can’t believe we actually got him to do the beans on toast video
Her*
It’s still Jack.. it’s meant to be implied satire because of the channel name and the sole fact he “runs” the channel now.
Im glad you made a return pretty woman kitchen:)
Very helpful, now I can make beans with toast to feed my lawn mower in my shed. Thank you!!!!
Wow. I woke up this morning tired and de-energised, not wanting to do anything, but then I saw this video. PWK's Beans and Toast invoked a new sense of passion and desire into me, and now I feel invincible. Thank you PWK, thank you.
Indeed
I have never seen a prettier woman in a kitchen baking in a kitchen doing a review in a kitchen
YES
boy named jacksucksatlife controls this channel LOL
Fr
@@Wolf-rk6jqnuh uh it's a real woman feeling pretty in the kitchen
@@NoContextJimmyHere69 bro jacksucksatlife is the owner of the channel
This changed my life forever thank you jack 🙏🙏
This is so helpful I can't believe it took a year to make this wonderful video!
why does it actually look so much better than any other beans on toast i've ever seen before. also nice camera focusing, not blurry at all!
tbh its probably because theres not a heinous amount of beans, sometimes there are about 3x the amount of beans on a single piece of toast than needed
@@bleak0rchids lmao, fr
feeling pretty in the kitchen ❤
Omgg first and hey 👋 😊
only 79 likes and 0 comments? let me fix that
Same here kaden
How is this not famous hello 2nd
omg finally, I have been standing here with my can of beans so long waiting for a proper tutorial
Highlight of my year 😂❤❤❤
I just want to say thank you for this recipe, PWK. I have never known how to make beans on toast but now I can make the perfect, signature PWK beans on toast. Thank you for making this epic recipe, this recipe will be an everyday essential for my life 😭
💀
Is this satire?
@@kacie7636 Kinda lol
I think i’ve been reborn. This is truly a one of a kind instructional video that helps us through our life. Never again will we struggle with eating and never again will we struggle to find breathing exercises.
We have ben waiting… my day has brightened up 😂
Pretty Woman Kitchen has changed my life for the better. Thank you so much 😢
This will go down in youtube history as the most inspiring, helpful, educational, entertaining, and exciting video on earth.
This video Has to win a Spinny Award of 2024
im in the hospital and seeing this just brightened my day
Best vid in existence now I don’t need to starve when I only have toast (no bread just toast) and beans and I can breathe properly so I’m sooo happy :)
Wow you just have to admire how much effort hes put into this tutorial
It’s not an understatement when I say this is the single greatest moment of my entire life up to this point and unlikely to ever be beaten.
pretty woman kitchen's beans on toast recipe changed my entire life in ways I never imagined. It all started on a friday morning when I stumbled upon the recipe while browsing youtube. I decided to give it a try.
As I followed the simple yet detailed instructions, the aroma of simmering beans filled my kitchen, blending with the scent of freshly toasted bread. The anticipation built as I carefully layered the perfectly seasoned beans onto the crispy toast, garnishing it with a sprinkle of herbs and a dash of hot sauce.
The first bite was nothing short of a revelation. The hearty, savory beans complemented the crunch of the toast in a way that felt both comforting and indulgent. It wasn't just a meal; it was an experience that awakened my taste buds and introduced me to a new appreciation for simple, well-prepared food.
This seemingly ordinary dish sparked a culinary curiosity within me. I began exploring more recipes from Pretty Woman Kitchen, each one opening my eyes to new flavors and techniques. My cooking skills improved, and I started experimenting with my own variations, adding unique twists to classic dishes.
But the impact went beyond the kitchen. The confidence I gained from mastering these recipes translated into other areas of my life. I found myself more adventurous, willing to take risks and try new things. Cooking became a source of joy and creativity, a way to unwind and express myself.
pretty woman kitchen's beans on toast recipe not only transformed my approach to food but also enriched my life in ways I never anticipated. It taught me the beauty of simplicity, the joy of discovery, and the power of a delicious meal to bring happiness and fulfillment.
hi ChatGPT
Bro it’s sunday…
Wdym
@@OogaboogaboozI commented this on friday...
@@Banana_Ben I mean that how would you have time to do that, even if you commented today you wouldn’t be able to
I've waited my whole life for this
Amazing, this changed my life so scrumtious!
As a man, never have I been this pretty as a woman in the kitchen. Thank you pretty woman kitchen! 🥰
Finally, I have been living off Beans with no toast so thanks pretty woman kitchen for the tutorial!
As someone who doesn't like beans OR toast, I don't know what I would've done without this video.
The greatest piece of media EVER!!! IT WILL NEVER BE TOPPED
Thank you so much Jack, you do not know how much this will help me. You see my child was starving but only ate beans on toast but i screwed up EVERY. SINGLE. TIME! So thanks to this i can eat happily again. 😊
Who’s Jack? This is Pretty Woman Kitchen
Sorry I've been hallucinating due to the lack of beans
@@WWE4LlFE FR THIS AINT JACK ITS JANNA
You said you would not post another video on this channel and here we are..
I'm crying happy tears.
Best beans on toast tutorial I have ever seen
I am in awe of this culinary mastery. Truly inspiring
This was worth the one year wait, I have now mastered the art of baked beans, thank you pretty woman kitchen.
This will go down as the greatest video on RUclips.
Geniunely the best piece of media I ever ever laid my eyes on.
This came in my suggestion, like woah. I normally watch Jack on laptop but it's funny that this video came in the page on my phone 😂
WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED PRETTY WOMAN KITCHEN THE MOST THEY RETURNED!!
FINALLY I CAN MAKE BEANS ON TOAST!!
Well the Video isn’t out yet
@dre67435 I know I'm just excited about this
@@AlessandroVigliotti-ny2jwWHO ISNT EXITED
@thelivingzombie8403 YEAH EVERYONE IS EXCITED ABOUT THIS BECAUSE IT WILL BE THE BEST VIDEO IN RUclips'S HISTORY!!!!
@@AlessandroVigliotti-ny2jwFR
Been waiting for this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🫘🍞
This tutorial really helped alot, i will always make these each morning!
I now realize that my meaning is in life to watch as many many recipe videos from this Majestic angel as possible
this video is literally just "make toast, make beans, put butter and beans on toast"
and i love it
I was so stuck on how to make it thank u ❤❤❤
The best moment of my life! This was life changing!
After waiting so long it finally happened and I've never felt better!!!
Petition for Jack to make this into a yearly series
Signs
Yes pancake recipe like jacksucksatespañol asked for
Who tf is jack?
@@lanhankExactly! This is ‘Pretty Woman Kitchen, in the kitchen, feeling pretty’
The next one has to be a Fredo review
this was so worth the wait! only took her a year
This was a great tutorial and the toast looked so yummy😀
3:15 as requires if you require it
I specifically like this timestamp 0:23!! it shows pretty woman’s amazing editing skills to show the ingredients on screen. tremendous application of captions pretty woman! ❤
Such a simple thing made into such a good video. Good job, pretty woman kitchen
I have no Words for how amazing this is. All i can say is wow
WE CAN ALL AGREE THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON RUclips!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
YES IT SURE IS, also hey cs?!
I find it really funny how he's making the most British food on the most American day
ye
It’s an important holiday in the UK too but idk what it is
@@extramane5992Obviously is Pretty Woman Kitchen day
@@extramane5992obviously Pretty Woman Kitchen Day
@@extramane5992 its not rlly a holiday but its the general elections (and pretty woman kitchen day)