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  • Опубликовано: 30 апр 2020
  • Now more than ever, we could use the Conners' unsinkable attitude and financial ingenuity when facing economic challenges.
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  • @cedarwings82
    @cedarwings82 4 года назад +193

    Most realistic show ever. Also. Would be great to see a video montage of all of Jackie’s “I was a cop” moments 🤣🤣

  • @kellseydawn4402
    @kellseydawn4402 3 года назад +69

    "i cant believe they're cutting us off on the very first final notice" why is that still true tot his day?

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack 3 года назад +46

    "They're makin me work as a checkout lady and my starting salary is bacon." 🤣👍

  • @MrMisterChiliPepper88
    @MrMisterChiliPepper88 3 года назад +110

    The chemistry between John and Roseanne is spectacular Best show ever

  • @tacituskilgore9803
    @tacituskilgore9803 11 месяцев назад +63

    The family getting so excited over 500 Dollars is so realistic. Real working class families never have that kind of money spare so it would have felt like winning the lottery when it happened

    • @txryder79
      @txryder79 10 месяцев назад +5

      Be like 2500 nowadays. I'd get a little giddy too.

    • @Linda_Mayoh
      @Linda_Mayoh 6 месяцев назад +2

      It's 2024 and I even get excited over $500.

  • @stonewallperformance
    @stonewallperformance Год назад +46

    The home economics class with Roseanne is one of my absolute favorites!

  • @HawtDawgN3k
    @HawtDawgN3k 2 года назад +27

    3:48 to this day I still use Dan Connors “waaaaaay off” comment 🤣

  • @kathykaveh1471
    @kathykaveh1471 Год назад +24

    One of the genuinely funny sitcoms of all time. Amazing writing and acting. Loved this show.

  • @FNDD22
    @FNDD22 Год назад +21

    The meatloaf part was absolutely hilarious. You gotta do what you gotta do lmao

    • @bsota8513
      @bsota8513 Год назад

      I'm going out to get some corn flakes.

  • @th3blackghost214
    @th3blackghost214 4 года назад +52

    This show is a constant reminder that I hate being a grown up 😓😓😓

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 года назад +7

      Yeah because of all the crap you have to deal with I know

  • @michellemarie1197
    @michellemarie1197 4 года назад +198

    Normally all the good shows (besides the middle) all show upper middle class families with cushy jobs and money isnt a problem with their nice houses but Roseanne showed normal people who weren't all perfect and preppy it showed real people with real problems

    • @jjstraka1982
      @jjstraka1982 3 года назад +18

      This is 100% correct, and why the show was never the same after they won the lottery. Even the way the show was SHOT seemed cheap, as if they couldn't afford to have it be any slicker. What other sitcom of ANY era would have focused an entire episode on the power being shut off because of their inability to pay the bill??

    • @rubylace9963
      @rubylace9963 3 года назад +7

      I love that too! It's nice to watch a show that is somewhat relatable.

    • @oliviax8549
      @oliviax8549 3 года назад +12

      Malcolm in the middle is a great example of a sitcom like Roseanne. That’s what I love about these type of shows

    • @jakevendrotti1496
      @jakevendrotti1496 2 года назад +7

      sanford and son?

    • @lisamoag6548
      @lisamoag6548 2 года назад +6

      I like the Middle also!

  • @chamab.6800
    @chamab.6800 3 года назад +27

    The original will always be one of my favorite tv shows. ❤️ I have my issues with the last few seasons but even with that.

    • @stonewallperformance
      @stonewallperformance Год назад +3

      Everybody has issues with season 9 lol

    • @palmereldritch7777
      @palmereldritch7777 Год назад

      @@stonewallperformance i didn't. Different yeah, but Roseanne was different from the very start. They smashed boundaries with a sledgehammer.

  • @NA-or8fn
    @NA-or8fn 3 года назад +27

    My favorite sitcoms, too bad they can’t make shows like these anymore

  • @nitayajoshi5782
    @nitayajoshi5782 4 года назад +103

    The show was too good ...... specially with normal income group ...😊I miss the original show

  • @geekysonic3359
    @geekysonic3359 4 года назад +33

    Love this show, always will.

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 года назад +2

      Same don't really watch the new show

  • @snakeeyes4209
    @snakeeyes4209 3 года назад +15

    Roseanne was the best "mom" on tv EVER!

  • @snakeeyes4209
    @snakeeyes4209 3 года назад +11

    "Dan, don't panic"
    "WE WON THE LOTTERY"!!!
    😂😂

  • @Ran-33
    @Ran-33 4 года назад +66

    The funniest one is ALWAYS Roseanne!

    • @jackielynne76exaxtly86
      @jackielynne76exaxtly86 4 года назад +1

      Always

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 года назад

      Can't believe Roseanne got fired from the because she said bad things about blacks I'm not sure what happened can you help me out thanks

    • @Ran-33
      @Ran-33 4 года назад +5

      @@marioiacolucci She never said bad things about black people ever! She exposed a corrupt politician she thought was white because the politician does look white.

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 года назад

      @@Ran-33 oh that's why okay what's she doing know I'm not a racist by the way and I'm sick of it rip to George floyd those stupid cops that killed him did they go to jail for a long time

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 года назад

      Always was against racism

  • @breej3055
    @breej3055 3 года назад +48

    Do not even put the new Conners with the old Conners. There is no comparing the two!

    • @ericaespinosa4030
      @ericaespinosa4030 3 года назад +4

      Actually the new Conners is really good. And quite surprised and I'm very picky

    • @sithlordjeffbledsoe651
      @sithlordjeffbledsoe651 3 года назад

      Agreed hole heartily agree.

    • @craigsmith157
      @craigsmith157 3 года назад +3

      The new Conners is still realistic. They are struggling financially too.

    • @litastar2455
      @litastar2455 3 года назад +3

      @@ericaespinosa4030 without Roseanne it's dry

  • @taraseidel7942
    @taraseidel7942 3 года назад +11

    The lottery clip was the funniest from this show I have ever seen.

    • @mr.mcnuggies
      @mr.mcnuggies 3 года назад

      My mom said that scene has always been her favourite one lmao

  • @E.xcharacter8
    @E.xcharacter8 2 года назад +5

    Now i gotta watch Roseanne!
    So many fond memories watching this show. 💚

  • @patricksaxon3983
    @patricksaxon3983 3 года назад +8

    Seems so true about being poor, it is a hard struggle. My favorite is where she shouts out: "We won the lottery".

  • @TheSickNeeds
    @TheSickNeeds 4 года назад +23

    they missed the best one by cutting number 10 short....generic cereal into the brand name box!

  • @benthomson9397
    @benthomson9397 3 года назад +7

    The guy at 4:09 just explained how Texas is luring so many businesses there.

  • @susanbreckenridge57
    @susanbreckenridge57 3 года назад +6

    I miss this family just the way they were........

  • @ryans413
    @ryans413 Год назад +8

    I can’t believe they are cutting us off after the very first final notice lol

  • @aquablue1252
    @aquablue1252 3 года назад +16

    Me when I look at my bank account ....wayyyy off, way way way off!

  • @blackice27
    @blackice27 2 года назад +5

    Swimming pools, movie stars LOL, always makes me laugh!

  • @anthonybenjamin5822
    @anthonybenjamin5822 4 года назад +8

    I still love this show

  • @lizardwhispererfivehead3552
    @lizardwhispererfivehead3552 4 года назад +8

    Hope Rosie is getting royalties from old and new show she’s shown in both😵I love the show even now in my heart Jackie carries it ... but I do Love roseann 💜

  • @shanekilpatrick3378
    @shanekilpatrick3378 Год назад +3

    Miss that show. My family weirdly correlates to this😂

  • @TheSecondAdam
    @TheSecondAdam 2 года назад +15

    Being broke is a very painful and scary experience. Chock full of jokes though. Lol

  • @MegaPeacelove12
    @MegaPeacelove12 4 года назад +10

    I love this show 😂😂

  • @trainfire2008
    @trainfire2008 Год назад +1

    2:43 “And a Pet Shark 🦈‼️”
    Dan: “YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH‼️‼️‼️” 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @Vf46
    @Vf46 4 года назад +14

    Roseanne is the Queen of Blue Collar

  • @LarryJohnson-tb7ks
    @LarryJohnson-tb7ks 2 года назад +3

    I love this show

  • @pissyjo1213
    @pissyjo1213 3 года назад +4

    Roseanne! Queen of all queens!

  • @SonOfAGun1814
    @SonOfAGun1814 3 года назад +4

    best show ever

  • @arikthompson5495
    @arikthompson5495 Год назад +1

    My favorite show off all time.

  • @AnaCris8
    @AnaCris8 4 года назад +6

    I love Dan !!!

    • @oklahomorose
      @oklahomorose 4 года назад +2

      Me too ❤❤❤

    • @rubylace9963
      @rubylace9963 3 года назад +1

      he's such a loveable guy

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 Год назад

      Ditto. I always wanted to marry a "Dan" and I got my wish!

  • @TimeTheory2099
    @TimeTheory2099 4 года назад +6

    Thanks Cozi tv for Sunday's
    "The Office" marathon

  • @trainradioable
    @trainradioable Год назад +3

    $500 in 1990 is about $1100 today.

    • @Queeniej53054
      @Queeniej53054 14 дней назад

      Waaayyyy more than that waaayy more. Rent was 275-300 in 1994 and today 1100 for one bedroom.

  • @robertborg852
    @robertborg852 3 года назад +2

    Love the show

  • @ThePoobears
    @ThePoobears 4 года назад +71

    way better when Roseanne was on it..

  • @drockherb2073
    @drockherb2073 Год назад +2

    I really wish she didn’t have her meltdown, cus I LOVE Roseanne 💔❤️‍🩹

  • @katrinawest5182
    @katrinawest5182 5 месяцев назад

    "Hey, hey, go get my shirt!"👕🤣🤣🤣

  • @shirleyjohnson7284
    @shirleyjohnson7284 4 года назад +1

    OMG! This is my show

  • @MUGTOWN4LIFE
    @MUGTOWN4LIFE 4 года назад +3

    I been watching ur roseanne vids but haven't subbed. Im a new subscriber. Thanks for the uploads.

  • @DaveAlan
    @DaveAlan Год назад +1

    I just fixed a bike chain for 5 dollars, Swimming Pools, Movie stars. LOL!

  • @barbmac000
    @barbmac000 3 года назад +1

    Best show.

  • @BrittneyBritt17
    @BrittneyBritt17 6 месяцев назад

    These aged so well❤

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 3 года назад +5

    use oats in meat loaf.

  • @rgalang74
    @rgalang74 4 года назад +5

    5:58 DONT PANIC ! LOL

    • @zaccure
      @zaccure 4 года назад

      I was a little perplexed too about that instance. Don't panic for what? Just because she's wearing a bra? Lmao

    • @rocknroller77
      @rocknroller77 3 года назад

      zaccure she was saying that to Dan because he just got home from hospital after a heart attack. She was warning him not to stress out about winning the Lottery

    • @zaccure
      @zaccure 3 года назад

      @@rocknroller77 Ohh sure she was. Good for Dan. Ha ha

  • @atlasadonis3752
    @atlasadonis3752 11 месяцев назад

    Invaluable knowledge once again. ❤😂

  • @tinaroberts5858
    @tinaroberts5858 4 года назад +10

    I miss Rosanne being on the show.

  • @donrobbo837
    @donrobbo837 3 года назад +2

    Rosanne is the leg legend

  • @markusniepmann4804
    @markusniepmann4804 Год назад +1

    John Goodman ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @claird4307
    @claird4307 4 года назад +1

    And a pet shark
    YEAHHHHHH

  • @mikem3789
    @mikem3789 9 месяцев назад

    That last bit, with Roseanne in her bra and pants 🤣, she was funny, her show was hilarious.

  • @rocknroller77
    @rocknroller77 3 года назад +2

    #11 always hilarious.

  • @UnkleAce
    @UnkleAce 9 месяцев назад

    #4 is the best one

  • @ErnestineJones-yn1bl
    @ErnestineJones-yn1bl 7 месяцев назад

    Roseanne was one of the good shows😊😊😊😅😅😅❤❤❤❤

  • @joshuathomas1721
    @joshuathomas1721 4 года назад +18

    Before the world had snowflakes

    • @Matty4135
      @Matty4135 4 года назад +4

      Joshua Thomas god tell me about it

    • @makokoro9073
      @makokoro9073 4 года назад +13

      Now we have a huge one in the white house

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 Год назад

      We did. We just had less of them and didn't have to deal with it 24/7.

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 года назад +1

    Yea

  • @ericnelson9100
    @ericnelson9100 Год назад

    Thankfully they got rid of Jackie's 'fro from the pilot episode.

  • @gettintherejanice6216
    @gettintherejanice6216 3 года назад

    Over here thinking about a 30k house thinking damn it's like 3 times that now and how much 90k is even now how wAy way off that was

  • @TopSecretInformations
    @TopSecretInformations Год назад

    Imagine winning the lottery & breaking the news to all your fav loved ones!

    • @malissahyatt2425
      @malissahyatt2425 10 месяцев назад +1

      First rule of winning the lottery....or anytime you win a lot of money. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bubbabiscuitcub
      @bubbabiscuitcub 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@malissahyatt2425 changing my name and going into hiding. Starting over in a new country.

    • @malissahyatt2425
      @malissahyatt2425 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@bubbabiscuitcub . Bye bye!!!!

  • @garylshawiii483
    @garylshawiii483 2 года назад

    are you guys showing the “new” last season into syndication still haven’t seen it

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 года назад +1

    Janet from 3rd Rock from the sun

  • @ShaneTallon88
    @ShaneTallon88 5 месяцев назад +1

    #iconic 😂

  • @janisthibodeau3861
    @janisthibodeau3861 Год назад

    I think the lottery win is when the show jumped the shark.

  • @donhatter159
    @donhatter159 4 года назад +2

    And pet Shark. Lol.

  • @aprilwell8470
    @aprilwell8470 3 года назад

    Oh how I wish that I could win the lottery

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 года назад +2

    1990 91 she was a redhead

  • @hurricanesteve65
    @hurricanesteve65 2 месяца назад

    That network made a huge mistake canceling her over some bs.

  • @emilyvass9730
    @emilyvass9730 3 года назад +1

    How the hell did he keep her on his back when she was going all "cowgirl" on him?

  • @nicholasolivas317
    @nicholasolivas317 24 дня назад

    I heard it beep.

  • @TwoEggsOverEasy
    @TwoEggsOverEasy Год назад +1

    “No ya don’t, but thanks anyways”.

  • @undertheweather9457
    @undertheweather9457 3 года назад

    Leslie winkle 🙂🙂🙂

  • @kendylbigelow3097
    @kendylbigelow3097 4 года назад +2

    Old Jackie wasn't tough like she is now.

    • @Egypt_Cat_Of_Denial
      @Egypt_Cat_Of_Denial 3 года назад +1

      Toughness is a characteristic that you develop. Very few are truly born with it.

  • @aileenpi73
    @aileenpi73 11 месяцев назад

    And a house for 30,000, unheard off now.

  • @Marchant2
    @Marchant2 3 года назад +6

    Instead of winning the lottery, they should've jiust canceled the show because they jumped the shark like 20 times after that.

    • @patricksaxon3983
      @patricksaxon3983 3 года назад

      That was one of my favorites episodes where they won the lottery, and the only good one on the very last season.

  • @bobbyoty
    @bobbyoty 3 года назад +1

    ohhhh, no u dont but thanks any way 5:41

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 2 года назад +1

    Chicago Bulls Cubs Bears Blackhawks

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 года назад +1

    Bears Football

  • @Ccg9024
    @Ccg9024 4 месяца назад

    $30k for that house. Assuming they bought it in the 70s shortly after they got married wouldn’t that still be a little high?

    • @Queeniej53054
      @Queeniej53054 14 дней назад

      4 bedroom house with two bathrooms.

  • @benthomson9397
    @benthomson9397 3 года назад

    Can't get over how good looking Jackie, Becky and Darlene looked when when they were way younger.

  • @Whooshta
    @Whooshta 4 месяца назад

    4:30 - what happened to Roseanne? She used to kick the GOP to the curb looking out for the unions and middle class.

  • @solanoscrossoverproduction3930
    @solanoscrossoverproduction3930 3 года назад +1

    "Way off."

  • @geraldpatterson3903
    @geraldpatterson3903 3 года назад +1

    Lottery... Roseanne's jump the shark moment

  • @aileenpi73
    @aileenpi73 11 месяцев назад

    An extra $500.00 in 2023 may pay two bills (phones and internet) and nothing will be left.

    • @Queeniej53054
      @Queeniej53054 14 дней назад

      Where have you been? That’s one bill and phone and internet is one company.

  • @aaroncrawley5546
    @aaroncrawley5546 3 года назад +3

    I didn't like the new roseane it wasn't as realistic as the old show

  • @Bigman.Struggles
    @Bigman.Struggles Год назад +2

    Roseanne without a shirt has ruined my love life forever. You can NOT remove that image from your brain. It will haunt you for eternity.

  • @jash2527
    @jash2527 Год назад +1

    That tax skit was ironic coming from Roseanne given the climate of current times and her opinions.

  • @adelehldwy7910
    @adelehldwy7910 Год назад

    AND FOR THE LORD'S NAME TO BE USED IN VAIN!!!! GD!! SHAME ON YOU ROSEANNE!!!

  • @atherwitch
    @atherwitch 7 месяцев назад

    Man...a house for 30 thousand dollars....

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 3 года назад

    pfft my parents had good, union jobs here in Canada. Never had our power or anything cutoff.

  • @RebeccaTreeseed
    @RebeccaTreeseed Год назад +2

    I was appalled by Roseanne's portrayal of poor people. We were poor, instead of screaming like banshees, mom gardened and raised (and butchered) chickens, sewed school clothes, picked wild fruit in season. My dad built our house. Hunted and fished and foraged. A weekly trip to the library. Occasional side jobs.
    I was HORRIFIED at this family.

    • @Hank760
      @Hank760 Год назад +4

      You have no sense of humor

    • @RebeccaTreeseed
      @RebeccaTreeseed Год назад

      @@Hank760 because I did not laugh at Roseanne's hateful shrieking and appalling obese waddle? Thank Gawd and Greyhound for that. Isn't she flopping at comedy clubs screaming anti-American hate these days? Just more Taliban extreme than ever and projecting her sins on others. Same lowlife maggot rhetoric. Ah'm gunna keel yew... jist kidding... yew ain't gots no sense of humor... oh right 600+ mass murders every year. Helter Skelter laugh track.

    • @saphiramystique2086
      @saphiramystique2086 7 месяцев назад

      Roseanne lived in the city, where the hell were they supposed to raise and butcher chickens? And they did show her sewing a few times. There's episode where Roseanne is working two jobs. They didn't scream because they were poor, they were just loud people, it's a freaking comedy show stop taking it so seriously.

    • @RebeccaTreeseed
      @RebeccaTreeseed 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@saphiramystique2086TODAY Roseanne is a third rate hate filled nutcase. But if that is your idea of comedy, whatevs.

  • @tinasinsaystrong5050
    @tinasinsaystrong5050 Год назад +1

    Season 8 is the worst. Roseanne was angry all the time
    Jackie became weird each Season

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 3 года назад +1

    pffft they think $500 makes them rich even in the last 80's.

    • @cerrenes
      @cerrenes 3 года назад +2

      if someone wanted to hand me a grand today, i'd not scoff at it. rich maybe not, but pretty cushy in a world that has many people on unemployment.

    • @mackcummy4976
      @mackcummy4976 3 года назад

      @@cerrenes Well, it's different after Corona.

    • @mackcummy4976
      @mackcummy4976 3 года назад +1

      I know kids don't have a concept of money but they're talking about a pool. Even back then $500 would barely maintain a pool for a year.