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  • @MasterofRoflness
    @MasterofRoflness  Год назад +1217

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    • @death-istic9586
      @death-istic9586 Год назад +1

      Hi.

    • @hieunguyenrileygekko
      @hieunguyenrileygekko Год назад +1

      do Guangxi incident please

    • @elhamnazif
      @elhamnazif Год назад

      Pretty sure the OST is wrong. It should be OST 1, not 2 (at least at 1:00). Also TIL that the WoW OST incorporates some notes from Was Wollen Wir Trinken, very cool

    • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
      @bonefetcherbrimley7740 Год назад

      Truly a glorious sea beast.

    • @gilly68g
      @gilly68g Год назад

      now make one about a sea turtle

  • @birdofclay9581
    @birdofclay9581 Год назад +15337

    "Angry but quite unharmed"
    This was the third ship to blow up under his ass within, like, a year. I´d be pissed, too.

    • @Fall_Moira
      @Fall_Moira Год назад +519

      this quote to me is funny thanks for the funny comment bird

    • @unknown_cat6969
      @unknown_cat6969 Год назад +779

      My cat hates water, so I understand about how pissed he would be first, bombs break her room and the ship sinks killing his fav humans and then he has to grab onto a wood plank for dear life

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER Год назад +207

      Cmon he could’ve survived AT LEAST another six

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 Год назад +19

      999th 💬

    • @Rahnonymous
      @Rahnonymous Год назад +179

      "Dude, can you guys stop blowing up my home?"

  • @figtree_video_archive
    @figtree_video_archive Год назад +10361

    Cat has a whole story to tell his grandkittens, wow

    • @RexoryByzaboo
      @RexoryByzaboo Год назад +782

      "You lazy kittens eating Whiskas! Back in my days, I survived WW2 naval battles!"

    • @cringe_lord5762
      @cringe_lord5762 Год назад +263

      @@RexoryByzaboo and survived from historically legendary ship too

    • @thomasfisher4833
      @thomasfisher4833 Год назад +25

      his?

    • @Elitaria
      @Elitaria Год назад +16

      ​@@cringe_lord5762ships*

    • @gold8857
      @gold8857 Год назад +95

      ​@HeavyJoe
      I think it far exceeded the life expectancy of the average house cat

  • @dragon_ninja_2186
    @dragon_ninja_2186 Год назад +20450

    So either this cat is really lucky, or was a curse to those that sailed with him.

    • @christurner6330
      @christurner6330 Год назад +1334

      or both

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Год назад +503

      How is he a curse he was a survivor. Humans are weird.

    • @Zan_Partizanne_From_Kirby
      @Zan_Partizanne_From_Kirby Год назад +819

      Go figure, all three ships he was on was sunk by torpedoes, or was sunk with the help of them.

    • @s.hung.8782
      @s.hung.8782 Год назад +1057

      @@falconeshield he is lucky to be a survivor but also a curse for every ship he's on
      if you still can't understand that then either you havent watch the vid or u jus kant reed

    • @christurner6330
      @christurner6330 Год назад +431

      @@falconeshield you're a human too, and definitely one of the weirder ones if you don't understand the comment

  • @devkrishansaran6049
    @devkrishansaran6049 9 месяцев назад +2679

    Survived sinking of three ships ❌
    Caused sinking of three ships ✅

    • @WarriorcatGerda
      @WarriorcatGerda 7 месяцев назад +6

      385 likes? And no replies? lemme fix that

    • @JustAlpha870
      @JustAlpha870 7 месяцев назад +5

      400 likes and 1 reply? Damn let me fix that.

    • @9Bowie9
      @9Bowie9 7 месяцев назад +2

      409 likes and 2 replies? Let me fix that

    • @IMurderDrones
      @IMurderDrones 7 месяцев назад +19

      "453 LiKeS bUt ThREe comMeNts LEMme FiX ThAt"

    • @LordLuko-rd7pc
      @LordLuko-rd7pc 7 месяцев назад +2

      only 473 like´s?
      let me fix that!

  • @mirrorslul
    @mirrorslul Год назад +2738

    If someone's interested: The picture of a cat in the beginning and on 0:47 is not of Sam but of Simon who served on the British HMS Amethyst. Simon was picked up undernourished in 1948 by a crew member in docks of Hong Kong and has been smuggled aboard. He quickly won over hearts of the crew and officers by catching rats and leaving them as "presents" in sailor's beds. He also slept in a captain's cap so his level of authority on the ship leaves no questions. In 1948 the ship's commander changed. The new commander - Lieutenant Commander Bernard Skinner also took an immediate liking to Simon.
    Then when HMS Amethyst was traveling up the Yangtze River (to replace HMS Consort) halfway up the river they were attacked by a PLA field gun battery, an event which became known as the "Amethyst Incident". One of the rounds hit the captain's cabin seriously wounding Simon, Skinner however did not survive and passed from his wounds soon after the attack. Badly wounded Simon crawled on deck and was rushed to medical bay where surviving medics treated his burns and removed shrapnel from his body. Nobody expected Simon to survive the night. However, soon they were reminded that his level of authority aboard Amethyst leaves no questions. Simon survived and after a period of recovery returned to catching rats, in spite of the indifference he faced from Lieutenant Commander John Kerans - the new captain.
    After the incident Simon became a celebrity and was presented with a Dickin Medal, a Blue Cross and Naval General Service Medal. He was also awarded the rank of "Able Seacat" after disposing of a very vicious rat who the crew nicknamed "Mao Tse-tung". He had so many letters written to him that Lt. Stewart Hett was appointed as "Cat Officer" to deal with them. On their way back home Simon was presented with honour at every stop and recieved special welcome at Plymoth in November when the ship has returned. Like all animals entering UK Simon was subject to quarantine regulations and was sent to an animal centre in Surrey.
    Unfortunately Simon's level of authority was only present aboard HMS Amethyst and after contracting a virus whilst in quarantine, despite his and the staff's efforts to save his life, Simon passed away on November 28 in 1949 from a complication of the viral infection caused by his war wounds. He was only 2 years old.
    The entire crew of HMS Amethyst and hundreds of other people attended his funeral at Ilford Animal Cemetery in East London.
    The following citation accompanied the Amethyst Campaign ribbon:
    For distinguished and meritorious service. Single-handedly and unarmed stalk down and destroy "Mao Tse-tung" a rat guilty of raiding food supplies which were critically short. Be it further known that from April 22 to August 4, you did rid HMS Amethyst of pestilence and vermin, with unrelenting faithfulness.
    As of today Simon is the only cat to recieve the Dickin Medal.

  • @francesco8000
    @francesco8000 Год назад +20163

    In reality this is a story of how a german cat took revenge after his ship was sunk by sinking 2 allies ships by itself.
    The allies, realizing the threat, decided to contain his ability by putting him on land where he tried (and failed) to sink Ireland.

    • @gaberubin2585
      @gaberubin2585 Год назад +3545

      I would disagree with you. Ireland is sinking due to "rising sea levels" (clearly the final stage of his plan)

    • @Murasame13
      @Murasame13 Год назад

      ​@gaberubin2585 have sea levels actually risen at all? For example, look around the edge of the statue of liberty. There are pictures over the past many decades and the water level quite literally hasn't moved at all. "Rising sea levels" is a joke at best and a scam at worst.

    • @maestro3947-b9g
      @maestro3947-b9g Год назад +2056

      ​@@gaberubin2585his master plan was 3 parallel universes ahead of the British

    • @alexanderwill2847
      @alexanderwill2847 Год назад +581

      How like the British to passive-aggressively try to sink Ireland into the sea.

    • @SynthWqve1
      @SynthWqve1 Год назад +233

      @bastiat4855 r/woooosh ya fackin cant

  • @GloriousLeader6969
    @GloriousLeader6969 Год назад +8994

    Seems to me that the Germans really wanted the cat back

    • @gold8857
      @gold8857 Год назад +1266

      "TOMMYS! GIVE US ZE CAT BACK!"

    • @victordeluca7360
      @victordeluca7360 Год назад +267

      Who wouldn't?

    • @NotRenjiro
      @NotRenjiro Год назад

      Alles aber nur unsere Katze nicht! Gibt sie zurück ihr Schweine!

    • @dankolord
      @dankolord Год назад +338

      TOMMYS! GEBT UNS DIE KATZE ZURÜCK!

    • @bahmot9501
      @bahmot9501 Год назад +148

      Can you blame them ?

  • @Richard-Swift
    @Richard-Swift Год назад +7492

    Giving the nickname "unsinkable" never usually goes well, but in Sam's case it was just a true fact.

    • @thebadtimecat
      @thebadtimecat Год назад +285

      Wasn't well for everyone else on the ship

    • @chrishall8765
      @chrishall8765 Год назад +559

      He was unsinkable, but at the cost of everything else around him being VERY sinkable.

    • @osc21039
      @osc21039 Год назад +64

      really waiting for a titan submarine joke tbh

    • @debasishgoswami9896
      @debasishgoswami9896 Год назад +11

      @@chrishall8765 😂😂😂 True indeed.

    • @localcringeguy
      @localcringeguy Год назад +8

      @@osc21039THE TITAN-

  • @three-bark1928
    @three-bark1928 Год назад +2167

    An interesting note here, both the HMS Ark Royal and the HMS Cossack were involved in the battle that sunk the Bismark. So, this cat personally saw to the death of the ones that killed its original owners

    • @piwnigrajkowie
      @piwnigrajkowie 11 месяцев назад +303

      He got he's revange

    • @felipeball7778
      @felipeball7778 9 месяцев назад +144

      He was even trying to sink the other ships involved but the Royal Navy blow up his cover

    • @Captain_Rex14
      @Captain_Rex14 7 месяцев назад +56

      “Guys, I have a theory”

    • @TheRealCatWizard
      @TheRealCatWizard 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@piwnigrajkowie*Revenge

    • @CZ-PC
      @CZ-PC 7 месяцев назад +3

      Dex-Starr be like. Red lantern cat lol.

  • @Desunaito.
    @Desunaito. Год назад +694

    im glad people dont see this cat as a bad omen but see it as an adorable little cat that is just unkillable

    • @isseirien
      @isseirien 7 месяцев назад +30

      what ? he is the best spy ever , all the ships we destroyed were involved in the battle that sunk the Bismark. also he was the last standing german soldier , and sunk ships after WWII , that cat was super to germany

    • @Vineor
      @Vineor Месяц назад

      @@isseirien We named our tanks after nature's genetic cheat code for a reason.

  • @MrSolus-ls6us
    @MrSolus-ls6us Год назад +8113

    You know German Engineering is really the world’s finest when even their cats are just built different

    • @lmahu6627
      @lmahu6627 Год назад +412

      I can imagine this cat just strolling on the decks of the ships he boarded while "Propaganda" (Stroheim's theme) is playing.

    • @nashwolf1731
      @nashwolf1731 Год назад +176

      bro really got the jojo reference going

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Год назад +85

      @@nashwolf1731 Joseph, but cat be like:

    • @danielbueno8474
      @danielbueno8474 Год назад +96

      @@alexturnbackthearmy1907 Planes and ships when Joseph Joestar and this cat walk in: **nervous sweating**

    • @scr0ngle108
      @scr0ngle108 Год назад +8

      Yes very funny guess who lost tho

  • @Mhsym
    @Mhsym Год назад +2045

    > Getting a ride on the ship
    > The ship was hit and then sank
    > Swimming and floating in the ocean
    > Getting rescued by another ship
    > Repeat

  • @123MoMama
    @123MoMama Год назад +1644

    The cat was a double agent providing vital information to both sides of the conflict, truly an amazing spy

  • @dokidokieienni1622
    @dokidokieienni1622 Год назад +210

    Bismarck's Oscar ending up on Ark Royal has me flabbergasted.
    In the "Battle" that Bismarck was sunk on, she suffered a torpedo hit which disabled her steering, forcing her to go in circles, unable to flee. Now here's the kicker. The torpedo that the Bismarck was hit with came from a plane. A plane that was launched from Ark Royal.
    That's some sick twist of fate that Oscar ends up on a ship that's directly responsible for sinking his original owner.

    • @thesuperintendent4290
      @thesuperintendent4290 8 месяцев назад +52

      ​​@slapchopenthusiast1065and took the HMS Cossack with him as well.
      He is probably the most successful member of the Kreigsmarine or the entire German military.
      He took out a Cruiser and one the largest Aircraft Carriers in the Royal Navy.

    • @Dedu1214
      @Dedu1214 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@thesuperintendent4290 and that singe handedly, excuse me, single pawedly

  • @ronylouis0
    @ronylouis0 Год назад +237

    Its so wholesome that the cat spent the rest of his days in a home for sailors

  • @terzaputra3203
    @terzaputra3203 Год назад +7197

    the Cat literally have nine lives

    • @WisdenWard
      @WisdenWard Год назад

      Weakest german cat vs weakest muslim warrior vs weakest south american vs weakest construction worker vs weakest c++ user vs weakest hussar vs weakest german monk vs weakest german knight vs weakest Portugese knight vs weakest chinese vs weakest korean war soldier vs weakest haskell enjoyer

    • @commandernikke
      @commandernikke Год назад +446

      *Nein* lives bruv

    • @Dudefrom8Carson
      @Dudefrom8Carson Год назад +141

      ​@@commandernikkeYou mean Neun? Nein means no.

    • @Mik-kv8xx
      @Mik-kv8xx Год назад

      Puss in Boots reference

    • @Janissary452
      @Janissary452 Год назад +222

      @@Dudefrom8Carson please tell me you understand the joke

  • @cptguerreiro1253
    @cptguerreiro1253 Год назад +3034

    The one guy who survived the third sinking was really smart, he knew that the "Unsinkable Sam" wouldn't sink so hang with him.

    • @GarryDumblowski
      @GarryDumblowski Год назад +430

      It was one guy who DIDN'T survive. Maybe he was the farthest from Sam?

    • @timangar9771
      @timangar9771 Год назад +252

      He probably kicked Sam or was mean to him in some way.

    • @thekeyboardwarrior1018
      @thekeyboardwarrior1018 Год назад +193

      @@timangar9771 which is why unsinkable sam was feeling "angry but quite unharmed"

    • @tableswithoutchairs1168
      @tableswithoutchairs1168 Год назад +61

      We are unraveling the truth on how this guy died this is incredible

    • @TheGoldenBungus
      @TheGoldenBungus Год назад +15

      My guy really misread the text on screen😂

  • @Weeboslav
    @Weeboslav Год назад +3712

    This cat rivals Tsutomu Yamaguchi,a man who survived 2 nukes,in terms of luck...

    • @lastswordfighter
      @lastswordfighter Год назад +75

      I want to know more now! Elaborate.

    • @madpig7120
      @madpig7120 Год назад +623

      ​@@lastswordfightera japanese guys who took the first nuclear bomb, survived, moove to an another city, got nuked again, survived

    • @Zan_Partizanne_From_Kirby
      @Zan_Partizanne_From_Kirby Год назад +626

      Basically put, the man was at Hiroshima when the first nuke dropped.
      Survives and move to Nagasaki, also get nuked.
      *Survives again.*

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 Год назад +604

      @@lastswordfighter Tsutomu Yamaguchi was an engineer who went to Hiroshima on a business trip when the city was bombed. He later returned to his home in Nagasaki, which was when the second bomb struck. He survived both and became an advocate for the abolition of nuclear weapons. He died in 2010 at the age of 93,

    • @onlythena9927
      @onlythena9927 Год назад +251

      @@madpig7120 imagine get nuked twice & survive, he can rival some warship during Bikini Atoll test

  • @last_dutch_hero258
    @last_dutch_hero258 Год назад +168

    People : “We are so mighty we make great war machines and survive the greatest disasters!”
    1 random cat : “Halte mein Bier!”

  • @McStebb
    @McStebb Год назад +119

    Tuxedo cats are built out of sterner stuff. My own young boy Belmont was diagnosed with a rare lung disease called Chylothorax, and went through surgery to treat it. The surgeon gave us a 50/50 chance of success.... And here he is a month later running around the house like nothing happened. He's a tough little dude.

    • @JoeyD143Theone
      @JoeyD143Theone 7 месяцев назад +5

      My little tuxie always goes outside and comes back covered in scars.
      We have yet to figure out the reason but he came back with a massive gash and was eating his food like nothing was wrong.

    • @JoeyD143Theone
      @JoeyD143Theone 7 месяцев назад

      @@Soulfin probably LMAO

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 Год назад +1410

    This German Cat: *(whispers in Death’s ear)* “You're not living up to the legend, Wolfie”

    • @Fall_Moira
      @Fall_Moira Год назад

      puss in boots reference?

    • @Zeroized
      @Zeroized Год назад +134

      *Death: I've come to collect.*
      Sam: Say *P L E A S E*

    • @marcomosges4255
      @marcomosges4255 Год назад +27

      I think "lobo" would fit better at the end.

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 Год назад +22

      _"Hahaha- Puss In Boots laugh in the face of death"_

    • @zorlord7507
      @zorlord7507 Год назад +22

      Death: "I hate that cat" 😠
      The Cat: "It's not my time yet"🖕😾🖕

  • @beanmanbutchina
    @beanmanbutchina Год назад +2673

    By superstition, this cat was the whole reason those ships sank

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Год назад +147

      If anything he was a warning to smart people. See this cat? Aw hell maw I'm going on that ship

    • @beanmanbutchina
      @beanmanbutchina Год назад +62

      Mf without my grandma I'd probably be dead then, it was her who said "the cat is a bad omen"
      I'm not superstitious, but this shit? Aw hell naw.

    • @ZoofyZoof
      @ZoofyZoof Год назад +12

      @@falconeshield Oh hey, look, it's that same guy from that other comment who can't understand the joke that the cat is cursed

    • @tranquoccuong890-its-orge
      @tranquoccuong890-its-orge Год назад +23

      most ships have cats though
      rodents could bite & damage electric wires, cables and various ducts & tubes on the ship, not to mention eating up the pantry and bringing bubonic-carrying fleas
      so modern ships still have cats to take care of these rats

    • @noggy3133
      @noggy3133 Год назад +43

      Oscar went back to england,
      So that means england will sink!!!
      #ripanglos

  • @nicotinegaming2
    @nicotinegaming2 Год назад +2042

    "Cats are afraid of water"
    Unsinkable Sam:

    • @rushi5638
      @rushi5638 Год назад +57

      [thousand yard stare]

    • @octapusxft
      @octapusxft Год назад +115

      They do not like it. But they can absolutely swim very well in it if they have to.
      Some radical cats, actually enjoy swimming

    • @looniemoonie5955
      @looniemoonie5955 Год назад +84

      Water is afraid of him

    • @jello5303
      @jello5303 Год назад +1

      @@looniemoonie5955 😭😭😂

    • @drberfarious
      @drberfarious Год назад +17

      @@looniemoonie5955 samophobia

  • @everydaychemistry6231
    @everydaychemistry6231 Год назад +36

    Bro could not catch a break, I dont blame him for being angry by the third time sinking lol

  • @rexuro64
    @rexuro64 Год назад +75

    interesting that everytime he seemed to do the escaping by himself, just shows how intelligent and independent cats can be

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 7 месяцев назад +5

      Who would have guessed that solitary ambush predators might have a lot of evolutionary self-reliance and ability to escape dangerous situations

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 6 месяцев назад

      @@bunnyvillainy Oh of course, but more survivable for such a creature than a herd/pack animal like a human

  • @koning_radboud
    @koning_radboud Год назад +2426

    Fun fact: The HMS Ark Royal was attacked multiple times before but was always repaired and was seen as a joyous ship.
    Until Oscar came on board.

    • @doabarrellroll69
      @doabarrellroll69 Год назад +254

      The Germans had even claimed several times that they had sunk Ark Royal, only for her to steam into port, unharmed, hours later.

    • @TheRealJohnux
      @TheRealJohnux Год назад +119

      Guess the Cat brought Bismarcks Karma. It doesn't help that this 1 Torpedo that actually hit her killed Ark Royals only Steam room.

    • @felipeball7778
      @felipeball7778 Год назад +78

      Ark Royal torpedoed Bismarck so he just avenge her by bringing the bad luck and get Ark Royal to be sunk by a torpedo

    • @SuperhotdogZz
      @SuperhotdogZz Год назад +16

      @@TheRealJohnuxwhat goes around comes around 😂

  • @박승현-n7e
    @박승현-n7e Год назад +906

    That cat is either indestructible or luckiest cat in existence

    • @themore-you-know
      @themore-you-know Год назад +53

      Or "Blight of the Sea", dooming any crew member who dare pet him.

    • @theunknowndude1159
      @theunknowndude1159 Год назад +10

      Or both.

    • @bahmot9501
      @bahmot9501 Год назад +14

      It’s made from German engineering. It’s definitely the first option.

    • @tony38727
      @tony38727 Год назад

      So it would seem.

    • @ngocnguyenamd923
      @ngocnguyenamd923 Год назад +1

      @@themore-you-know true lol

  • @batprime1177
    @batprime1177 Год назад +925

    This cat would’ve survived the Titanic

    • @ghost_cat5693
      @ghost_cat5693 Год назад +37

      Somehow yea

    • @CSLucasEpic
      @CSLucasEpic 8 месяцев назад +29

      There was this woman, Violet Jessop, who survived both the sinking of the Titanic and the Britannic (Titanic's sister ship), and he was also on board the Olympic (the other sister ship of the Titanic) when it collided with another ship.

    • @inktonythekaonashigaster6631
      @inktonythekaonashigaster6631 7 месяцев назад +2

      @SanrioDonutLover was it Jenny?

    • @Awesomeflame16
      @Awesomeflame16 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@SanrioDonutLover THAT MOM'S A UNIT. Imagine swimming while carrying your kittens back to shore. What a toughy!

  • @TheRealJohnux
    @TheRealJohnux Год назад +47

    And then the cat lived in the retirement home until 1955 or something. This Cat survived 3 Boats sinking in a war and got old.

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 Год назад +58

    Oscar was actually an EXTREMELY skilled spy, single-handedly leading to the sinking of all three ships

  • @narraliveproject2576
    @narraliveproject2576 Год назад +633

    Unsinkable Sam? More like Torpedo Caller Sam 😎

  • @cuteslytherin
    @cuteslytherin Год назад +370

    Nobody knows, but the cat actually took revenge for Bismark sinking and drowned all british ships, he ended up on.
    Germany should have awarded him with an Iron Cross.

    • @heruiksanudin8942
      @heruiksanudin8942 Год назад +21

      Especially ark royal that play vital part in sinking Bismarck

    • @winter15motivation44
      @winter15motivation44 Год назад +1

      Cat was so powerful and a grand ace
      She overshadowed blonde 😂

  • @yamibakura8597
    @yamibakura8597 Год назад +441

    He retired after the third sunken ship because have you ever heard of a cat surviving 4 sinking ships?

    • @Alex_Fishman
      @Alex_Fishman Год назад +76

      A cat surviving one sinking ship alone is an achievement, so that is a feat only the strongest of cats would achieve, as for now, we must wait until the Chosen One finishes his training arc

    • @nakedmario9359
      @nakedmario9359 Год назад +6

      Then you dont know about my cat browny

    • @bahmot9501
      @bahmot9501 Год назад +12

      He would have done it had it not been for those meddling Irish.

    • @felipovisk972
      @felipovisk972 Год назад +1

      Fr, no one has ever heard of a cat surviving a *fourth* shipwreck.

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 8 месяцев назад

      THAT would be crazy, right!?

  • @davidbeauvais6336
    @davidbeauvais6336 Год назад +33

    That cat must have been like
    "Will you idiots please stop putting me on boats."
    Meanwhile the British are like
    "Oh cool! A bad omen!
    let's take it with us!"

  • @PauloGabriel_OFC
    @PauloGabriel_OFC Год назад +11

    I swear if someone declares this absolute Legend as an SCP
    im hunting you until your last days
    you're not safe.

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 Год назад +509

    " 'Go on a ship' they said
    'It'll be safe, and you'll get free food' they said
    IF THIS IS SAFE WHAT IS DANGER?"
    -This cat probably

    • @DulocGuardsman
      @DulocGuardsman Год назад +13

      The answer to that question would be Hiroshima at August 6th 1945

    • @johannsanchocuevas7854
      @johannsanchocuevas7854 Год назад +14

      @@DulocGuardsman Imagine Sam arriving at Hiroshima some days before the nuke, he survives the nuke with only some dirt on him, he goes to Nagasaki, and he survives the nuke again.

    • @drekbleh7081
      @drekbleh7081 Год назад +11

      @@johannsanchocuevas7854
      " 'Go to japan' they said.
      'There's less action compared to Europe' they said..."

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 Год назад

      222 👍

    • @brandonwilliams6221
      @brandonwilliams6221 Год назад

      @@drekbleh7081Said no one ever in the Pacific Theater. Maybe the airmen late in the war, maybe.

  • @erlouwer
    @erlouwer Год назад +254

    I think "Unsinkable Sam" is unironically the most menacing name i have heard, ever

    • @robinvanderpal372
      @robinvanderpal372 Год назад +4

      it's kinda hardcore, in a way

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 8 месяцев назад +2

      Hmm... kinda and kinda not.
      In 9/10 cases someone/thing being called "Unsinkable" almost inevitably leads to them/it being sunk (and not surviving it) pretty soon after uttering said name.
      Here, we have that rare 1/10.

  • @JerichoYeet
    @JerichoYeet Год назад +728

    1:34 described as "angry but quite unharmed."
    Yeah, after surviving three ship sinking and getting his fur wet, he has a reason to be angry.
    Edit: Thank you, Secretname2670 for correcting me.

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 Год назад +23

      his*

    • @cachalotreal
      @cachalotreal Год назад +12

      Thank you so mich secretname2670!!
      You changed the world and helped humanity become a better place!!1!11!

    • @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899
      @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 Год назад

      @@secretname2670 blud you did not changed the world

    • @reqireqiuem
      @reqireqiuem Год назад +24

      ​@@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 you do not understand the man's contribution to our world. he has saved the victim of a fatal attack of "minor spelling mistake"

    • @tiggerisdumb
      @tiggerisdumb Год назад +8

      @@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899worse stuff could’ve happened, be grateful for him.

  • @jeniskindof
    @jeniskindof Год назад +23

    The fact his owner remains unknown should tell you that this cat is a main character

  • @impermanentLucidity
    @impermanentLucidity Год назад +75

    "Oscar survived this, too."

    • @theunderstandable
      @theunderstandable 7 месяцев назад +9

      Oscar survived Goku, too.

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama 6 месяцев назад +4

      Oscar survived Saitama, too.

    • @LagoonMan
      @LagoonMan 3 месяца назад

      Oscar survived the attack from Godzilla, even with the radiation too.

  • @ngockhoanguyen2886
    @ngockhoanguyen2886 Год назад +657

    maxwell but hes immortal

  • @dylanzlol7293
    @dylanzlol7293 Год назад +370

    And the cat seems normal as well, no ptsd, no trauma, just an average feline expression

    • @georgyekimov4577
      @georgyekimov4577 Год назад +94

      he was behind every attack
      he cant be traumatised by something he engeneered himself

    • @NetBattler
      @NetBattler 9 месяцев назад +4

      🗿

    • @Tux7916
      @Tux7916 7 месяцев назад +5

      all he felt after the 3 ship attacks was just short anger

  • @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658
    @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 Год назад +923

    The second most powerful cat in history. The first one is obviously LoveCraft's. You all should search it.

  • @volant6688
    @volant6688 Год назад +11

    Of course the cat gets angry. 3 of his ships sank, he just wanted to be a seacat.

  • @stars-hk9uo
    @stars-hk9uo Год назад +10

    the nurse that survived the titanic, olympic, and britannic would love for him to be a pet

  • @galosryzos8929
    @galosryzos8929 Год назад +105

    We don't know how many german ships he sank before the Bismarck either.

  • @SyKarmA1996
    @SyKarmA1996 Год назад +69

    The fact it took more than one sinking ship to have them not put the cat back on another lmfao

  • @sylbe
    @sylbe Год назад +104

    Plot twist: Sam was actually a finely engineered location tracker that the Germans made

  • @_.Lix._
    @_.Lix._ Год назад +24

    As someone who is German, I can confirm that Cats actually have 7 lives over here.

  • @JonyMSalomon
    @JonyMSalomon Год назад +27

    the image of him staying in a seaman's home while retired shock me a lot, he lived more than the sailors sleeping next to him, Salute

  • @timber_wulf5775
    @timber_wulf5775 Год назад +60

    Not only did he survive the sinking of 2 royal navy ships but the 2 others that also rescued him were also sunk later in the war through different means. HMS Legion and HMS Lightning, so he has the highest standing record of ships personally sunk with 5 ships.

  • @haroldearlgray5629
    @haroldearlgray5629 Год назад +68

    "Angry but unharmed"
    I'd be angry too if I was just a cat that wanted to chill but was kept being taken onto naval vessels that would inevitably be sunk 😂😂😂

  • @agthe18themperor
    @agthe18themperor Год назад +53

    I read about Oskar the Cat when I was younger, and as a cat and history lover this is probably the best WWII story of all time

  • @herosvicentegonzalez7872
    @herosvicentegonzalez7872 Год назад +38

    1:40 then, a torpedo struck the offices

    • @WR120EZ
      @WR120EZ Год назад +6

      Underrated

  • @bignosh
    @bignosh Год назад +5

    the most impressive part is that they all were full on explosions, not like “oh no we crashed into a rock” full on explosions killing most of the crew

  • @izzatsufian2796
    @izzatsufian2796 Год назад +109

    0:03 German Maxwell

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial Год назад +100

    This cat sank a German and a British ship, he was the Littlefinger of WWII

  • @aidanfiadh
    @aidanfiadh Год назад +48

    1:33 yea i'd be angry too if people put me on 3 sinking ships in a row. lil dude was sick of this ship

  • @LightTrack-
    @LightTrack- Год назад +4

    Cat: *loads shotgun with meowlicious intent*
    The Only Thing They Fear Is You.mp3

  • @KermitTheGangsta58
    @KermitTheGangsta58 7 месяцев назад +2

    They should make a movie about him it'd break records on movie industry and it would be both sad, epic,dramatic, scary and just wholesome at the end. I can already think of titles like war cat or something

  • @kabidlo690
    @kabidlo690 Год назад +45

    "Skyler, I'm not in danger, Skyler, I'm the danger"- this german cat

  • @nashwolf1731
    @nashwolf1731 Год назад +93

    Imagine the stories that cat could tell if he could speak our language.

    • @thegodzillafandomsrookie5514
      @thegodzillafandomsrookie5514 Год назад +29

      "Baxk in meow day.. I was on three large floaty thingies, I got free food and guess what! All three of them sank! But I still lived anyway, mabye you young kitten will survive the sinking of 4 ships someday!

    • @JanFWeh
      @JanFWeh 8 месяцев назад +7

      He doesn't speak our language.
      He only speaks German.

  • @flowmastaflam
    @flowmastaflam Год назад +45

    "Angry but quite unharmed" just a pissed off cat wondering how this keeps happening to him

    • @roeital5504
      @roeital5504 6 месяцев назад +1

      Because humans are less civilised then cats
      Cat: i want this
      Other cat: no i want this
      The cats: *stare at eachother until 1 leaves
      Human: i want this
      Other human: no i want this
      Humans: *a entire war costing the lives of millions but the ones that started the fight

  • @wendymain_69
    @wendymain_69 Год назад +10

    The music change at 0:22 jumpscared me lol

  • @jess_bounce
    @jess_bounce Год назад +6

    Every time Sam got on a boat, he tried to warn the sailors “guys I’m telling you, this sailing the seas shit does NOT end well” but they never listened

  • @gilly68g
    @gilly68g Год назад +55

    now you guys should think about that he has a entire story to tell to his grandkittens

  • @dl_supertroll
    @dl_supertroll Год назад +52

    I thought the Maxwell music was funny enough but the Nano cameo absolutely killed me

  • @ilikememes1402
    @ilikememes1402 Год назад +91

    Proof for cats having 9 lives. I'm amazed...

    • @roccobln10
      @roccobln10 Год назад +3

      German cats have only 7 lives. In some countries they have 9 lives in other 7 lives. Don't ask me why

    • @ghost_cat5693
      @ghost_cat5693 Год назад +1

      ​@@roccobln10as a german I always believed cats to have 9 lives but I asked my grandpa and he said 7.

    • @roccobln10
      @roccobln10 Год назад

      @@ghost_cat5693 Lebst du in der selben Region wie dein Großvater? Vielleicht gibt es ja auch regionale Unterschiede bei uns. Hier in Berlin sagt man Katzen haben 7 Leben.

    • @ghost_cat5693
      @ghost_cat5693 Год назад

      @@roccobln10 nein ich glaube ich habe einfach den internationalen Glauben aufgeschnappt

  • @356Krisu
    @356Krisu Год назад +10

    One is an accident, two is a coincidence, three is a pattern. He was really talented at getting out of sinking ships 😂

  • @danielgeronimo5538
    @danielgeronimo5538 Месяц назад +1

    Born in 1941, died in 55
    Dude lived a pretty long life for being a cat that survived three shipwrecks.

  • @schwibblerton
    @schwibblerton Год назад +86

    As a German cat, I can confirm that I survived in the sinking of three ships

    • @cachalotreal
      @cachalotreal Год назад +9

      Omg sam cat real!!1!11😱😱

  • @Wfalen
    @Wfalen Год назад +24

    Everything you need to know about cats. Completely opportunistically changes sides when needed

    • @seksaouiabderraouf2531
      @seksaouiabderraouf2531 Год назад +8

      tf was he supposed to do? swim back to germany?

    • @xClairy
      @xClairy 9 месяцев назад

      Naw naw the catto took revenge and sunk the British ship that was responsible for the attack of the German ship. Catto was very loyal to the fatherland

  • @danielchequer5842
    @danielchequer5842 Год назад +19

    The ammount of ptsd this cat must've gotten throughout the war is uncomparable

    • @LukeFitz-bm4xl
      @LukeFitz-bm4xl Год назад +10

      somehow I doubt he minded

    • @joeypickering5273
      @joeypickering5273 7 месяцев назад

      @@LukeFitz-bm4xl”ah shit why do all these humans keep finding me after they all die one by one”

  • @thelocalcalifornian
    @thelocalcalifornian Год назад +7

    And he did it all while still looking adorable

  • @nobody7204
    @nobody7204 Год назад +8

    This cat has nein lives

  • @mnk9073
    @mnk9073 Год назад +17

    Ah yes, the infamous Rittmeister Samuel von Katzenstein. All Germany still remembers him as the Kaiser's greatest Saboteur.

  • @TheSixthSense2
    @TheSixthSense2 Год назад +91

    So, would you rather ...
    Go on a ship with "unsinkable Sam" or
    Go on a plane trip with Joseph Joestar
    I think both options are equally dangerous

    • @inpinksuit
      @inpinksuit Год назад +11

      I'll get on the aeroplane.
      (Almost) everyone survive.

    • @Fall_Moira
      @Fall_Moira Год назад +10

      i rather go with the cat might as well die with the ancestor of maxwell the cat

    • @DehydratedDarkness
      @DehydratedDarkness Год назад +10

      I can swim, but I can't fly. I'll take my chances with the unsinkable kitty

    • @Sloth-tr7bd
      @Sloth-tr7bd Год назад +7

      While Joseph crashed any plane(more like any vehicle) he was on, no one who was on the same plane has died. Meanwhile you were not guaranteed to survive with Sam on the ship, so I'm picking Joseph

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 Год назад +1

      ​@@Sloth-tr7bdgood point

  • @ThomasOfTheWarband
    @ThomasOfTheWarband Год назад +10

    I was expecting that brick house he retired in to be torpedoed as well.

  • @TroyDaboi2005
    @TroyDaboi2005 Год назад +4

    the british were so afraid they exiled him to a semi-neutral zone

  • @astrius22
    @astrius22 Год назад +3

    Imagine you enroll in the army, die, then your cat makes history

  • @AzulGatos41
    @AzulGatos41 Год назад +18

    I think I have his descendents. I have a tuxedo cat with the same white "scar" like pattern on her face. She's very bossy and demands attention. I still love her dearly.

  • @schmolzz
    @schmolzz Год назад +7

    my grandpa's brother wasnt so lucky ,maybe he even knew this cat ,he went down with the bismark

  • @DUKEBOOF
    @DUKEBOOF Год назад +30

    Too silly to die

  • @NerdyPenguin223
    @NerdyPenguin223 7 месяцев назад +2

    This cat literally survived multiple ships sinking and then said "you guys are amateurs"

  • @awesomesaurus-e6y
    @awesomesaurus-e6y Год назад +6

    If this is the weakest cat in Germany, then i'd hate to see the strongest

    • @TheHapiTaco
      @TheHapiTaco Год назад +2

      That cat sank the titanic 😎

  • @izzatsufian2796
    @izzatsufian2796 Год назад +20

    Ship hit by Torpedo 0:54

    • @The-su4pj
      @The-su4pj Год назад +2

      Ship hit by Torpedo 2 1:22

  • @dogofwar6769
    @dogofwar6769 Год назад +11

    Can't help but think that the little bastard was a torpedo magnet more than anything else.
    Still, kind of sweet story anyway.

    • @shaggy2367
      @shaggy2367 Год назад +2

      He called the torpedos in on the British for sinking his owners

  • @joshuam-vn9rd
    @joshuam-vn9rd 8 месяцев назад +4

    Little did the crew of the Cossack know, he was gathering crucial intelligence for the German navy

  • @funsizedbeans
    @funsizedbeans Год назад +2

    forget oppenheimer and dunkirk, this lil guy needs his own movie

  • @FTW1230
    @FTW1230 6 месяцев назад +1

    “He has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide, he’s not loyal to a flag or a country or a set of deals. He trades blood for tuna.”

  • @izzatsufian2796
    @izzatsufian2796 Год назад +24

    Cossack moment 0:55

  • @Soulless-Gaming
    @Soulless-Gaming Год назад +8

    My man should have just taken a position as spy so he could take credits for all those ships

  • @mundljemand2214
    @mundljemand2214 Год назад +14

    What if the cat was a German agent and sank all those ships?

  • @commonlychaotic
    @commonlychaotic 7 месяцев назад +2

    amazing to see that a german cat survived the terrible generation of minecraft sunken ships. truely inspiring.

  • @mdfan77
    @mdfan77 11 месяцев назад +1

    I didn't know that cat could fuel a distrust to water to the point of just refusing to die on the ocean.

  • @izzatsufian2796
    @izzatsufian2796 Год назад +20

    Cat: Ah **** here we go again 1:23

  • @mossy_nutz
    @mossy_nutz Год назад +8

    Bro only used 3 lives he’s fine.

  • @napster3456
    @napster3456 Год назад +5

    After the third sinking The cat was found alive and angry. Look let's all be honest none of those boats were sunk by anyone. someone just forgot to feed the damn cat

  • @Sevtified
    @Sevtified Год назад +2

    He has 6 lives left