Chinese Revolutions be like
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- Опубликовано: 25 июл 2024
- China has experienced its fair share of revolutions, revolts, and funny decisions. I took this meme from Reddit so I don't know why Great Leap Foward was included as a Chinese Revolt
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Age of Empires 3 Soundtrack - Revolution music
La Carmagnole - French Revolutionary Song
Chinese Empire_Qing Dynasty (1636-1912) Anthem Cup of Solid Gold Medley (1911)
Qurtuluş Marşi - East Turkestan Independence March
dynasty warriors 7 crush em all
Варшавянка - Varshavyanka Song October Revolution 1917 - 2017
Medieval Tang Music
#revolution #china #chinese #history #memes
00:00 Prologue
00:18 Yellow Turban Rebellion
00:37 Three Kingdoms
01:07 An Lushan Rebellion
01:25 Taiping Rebellion
01:52 Dungan Revolt
02:19 Great Leap Forward 
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you white washed the hell out of the casualty numbers from the great leap forward.
Holy shit that’s my post
THE ENITRE HISTORY OF SICILY
nah ill never go back to reddit my account just permanently banned just because of arguing with the MAPs there
This is literally
"-Xiao Ling comes to power
-100.000.000 perish"
"-Xiao Ling Suddenly got sick
- ded 4 years later
- his 3 Yo son becomes the next emperor"
Pretty much.
@@ChansonOignon-qd8nv- The Man missing his penis who was also his best friend manipulates him from the sidelines
@@ChansonOignon-qd8nv50 million perish
@@ChansonOignon-qd8nv-new warlord doesn't like new emperor
-100 year long civil war
they leaped so great, the game calculated it as fall damage.
o7 Savage AF.
This one was definitely special, as the disaster wasn’t due to a civil war just authoritarian madness
@@Misreyxnot authoritarian, it was the decentralized nature of the early CCP and Mao not actually knowing how bad things were. There is a reason why the growth of the central government happened under Deng
@@lolwutyoumad and antizionists love mao!
@@lolwutyoumad not real communism huh?
tfw over 30 million men died in the newest revolution but the new emperor just lost the Mandate of Heaven
A system truly made for dividing an empire due to incompetence and for unifying kingdoms due to legitimacy.
@@colminerojoshuab.8155 lol the ccp is incompetent
do you even pay attention.
@DontReadMyName370 I can read whatever names I want
China is a 10x server.
Lmao
Basically supremacy 1914
24/7 operation locker | 1000000000 tickets | limited recon slots | no shotguns
100x loot/max stam/max hp
Well, to be fair, in a 10x server there are players who engage in random griefing, others focused on grinding, some engage in PvP, some raid other clans, one uses cannon beams to destroy territories, and there may even be someone just vibing around a pile of corpses. Yep that's some Chinese history it went....
Whats crazy about the Dugan revolution was that it happened at the SAME time as the Taiping. The Qing really lost that mandate of heaven
Idk if they really-really fed up with Qing, or it just so happen that Hui follow the Taipings
@@ekamandalaputra5517the Hui were Muslims so they probably weren’t too keen on joining a Jesus revolution, more likely everyone just hated the Qing
It also indirectly gave us General Tso's Chicken. Zuo Zongtang (General Tso) was the Qing commander who put down the Dungan revolt.
@@sauronthemighty3985 just like Beef Wellington
What’d you expect if ethnic Manchus ruled over China?
Chinese people really woke up and said "Nah, I'd die"
Very very Naisu Shizu Chan
As long the family and clan survives, it's aight... (Whole families and clans usually often got wiped out by famine and disease...)
Accidentaly trowing flower pot from the balcony in China
*1500 casualties*
That flower pot turned a familial dispute into a full-blown village civil war.
Thats too small
Make it a hundred thousand
Some guy: I like dragons!!
Another guy : I like the sun!!
Result: Hundreds and thousands of deaths!!!
The Central Sun 战争 of the 天下：
Zhuge Liang (sleeping dragon) fanboy VS Sun Jian fanboy
In their shallow pseudo-intellectual debate on which one between Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Record of the Three Kingdoms is superior.
Average chinese revolution: that’s a cute number
Someone tell China this isn't supposed to be a competition.
France's area and population are only equivalent to one province in China. In other words, every civil war in China is a total war in Europe.
1:21 The meme that started it all 🥲
"Revolutions isn't insane"
Revolutions in China:
the death tolls in the first 2 mentioned were no better
imagine thinking 7 million deaths is acceptable for your revolution.
America: Our revolution was brutal.
China: Hold my tea!
**tea gets tossed in bay**
The American Revolution is honestly pretty extraordinary for how little chaos there actually was during and afterwards. Even under our first attempt at a national government, the basically powerless "League of Friendship" (no, really, that's what it was referred to in the articles of confederation), the disorder was limited and things kept running relatively normally.
The American Revolution was so small, it took an alliance of the Spanish, French and Dutch empires all ganging up on Britain at once- and in the other theatres of this global war Britain held its own but it just became cheaper to pay off literally all the global super powers and tell the Americans 'ok youre independent, except for when we want to kidnap sailors'
Britain was decisively defeated at Yorktown and their morale collapsed. The French helped with that, but still, it was enough to win the war. Britain’s holding-out in places like Gibraltar simply helped them lessen their losses.
"Your little revolution is going to look like a little tea party compared to what we're about to do"
Nanjing: *exists*
Others: how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!
And then Japan came
@@pleaseletmeingdAnd Japan came a lot.
As a Chinese person, I can confirm that the only two tactics we can use are the (1) *human frontal wave attack* , and (2) *Zhuge Liang’s sigma arrow boat thing*
Edit - also the go-to meta in the Three Kingdoms era was basically have some elite bunch of guys do some dramatic shit, which would distract the enemy somehow, allowing a larger group of average guys to swoop in from the back. Every. Single. Battle.
What about the mandarin duck?
@@willfakaroni5808 my friend that is reserved solely if the decisive tang victory is thought to be out of reach
And the fire attack, the only counter to the frontal wave.
Kind of the usual deal with cultures with large pop numbers, no tech needed if you can throw hands at any problem (literally and methaporically)
"2) Zhuge Liang’s sigma arrow boat thing" You mean borrowing arrows with straw boats?
Chinese battles be like:
Battle of Zhi Zhao: 244 million casualties 60 million cannibalized 500k turned to eunuchs
What battle? That's just a small skirmish.
Decisive Tang strategic victory
@@lucasmackay8958
*Pyrrhic Tang Tactical Victory*
where them pps go?
Soldier: Emperor, we got good news and bad news.
Emperor: What is it?
Soldier: Well, firstly you lost millions of your people in the last battle.
Emperor: Ok, what's the bad news?
You forgot the part where Hong Xiiquan made his proclamation after going into a coma when he found out he failed his exams
洪秀全*
0:38 Dynasty Warriors be like:
Still waiting for the official Masterofroflness video on the Three Kingdoms. That shit is about as insane as the Sengoku
@@timetochronicleUse Samurai Warriors OST when Semgoku Period is Mention.
@@timetochronicleIt's also the first time someone with the Yuan surname tried to become emperor and failed
Stalin: is there fall damage?
Mao: *leaps on 30 million perish*
Fun fact: After the death of Hong Xiuquan, his son at just 14 years old, became leader of the Taiping Rebellion. When the Qing defeated the regime he inherited, did they spare him? No.. executed by ‘slow slicing’ AT FOURTEEN YEARS OLD
and? no one should have been in need of being lingchi'd.
Yeah it was a great risk of keeping him alive, since there might be loyalists somewhere.
Even more morbid fact: he was executed JUST A WEEK BEFORE HIS 15th Birthday.
They considered and treated him as an adult back in the time
In an infamous moment in Star Trek the Next Generation, Worf shamed himself and his family name by failing to act similarly with the son of Duras. Though a simple quick cut would have done.
I am reminded of the last Game of Thrones season when all the Dothraki die at Winterfell and somehow a million more are available to fight in King's Landing
That's just Rome in a nutshell.
*Loses 99% of the army in a battle*
*Somehow is able to field yet another massive army*
Mao didn't even have an opponent, he just managed to kill 30m of his own
He did have an oponent. Corrupt lower level officials lying about quota fullfillment
Mao was China's worst enemy
Is just 5% of population
@@carkawalakhatulistiwa losing 5% of your population in the 50s to 70s is not something you can just do like that
It is strange to hear in the West, but the Cultural Revolution was actually a peasant based revolution against the establishment wing of the Communist Party, with the help of Mao (who in his later years was being relegated by his peers). The Communist Party itself was not as extreme as them, and in fact it preserved many of the institutions and personnel of the late Qing period.
Many red guards even had standoffs with the official Red Army and they commited arson, stole weapons and carried out armed fights among other groups. Many officials and academy heads which were in line with mainstream Communist Party line were punished by them in a context out of the laws. This is why for many Chinese the Cultural Revolution was a dark period (Xi Jinping himself did lose family members). So you can very well say that Mao used an uprising to his advantage. After the Cultural Revolution Mao's wife was sentenced to death based on this, and ex-red guards were purged. You can see it in "The Three Body Problem" books even.
Chao Ling takes power. 247 million perish.
European history be like:
*Smokes near a no-smoking area*
*15 Million Casualties*
ow yeaaaah, if you mean smoking opium during chinese - british opium war that is.
Big Population, Bigger Death count
And still,there's 1.4 billion of them...We here in ex-Yu countries the wars of 90's that took 150 thousand lives are seen as a disaster,in China that's an average school/street fight
For Europeans, it's a high casualty war and great tragedy where untold amounts of life has been lost.
For Asian, it's common bandit raid amount of casualty.
Vietnam is small contry in asia . Have same size as Jerman and have 20 million population than Jerman
I keep forgetting just how big China really is.
China is 1.5 times the size of Europe and has 2 times the population, so each country in Europe is basically like a province in China; French Revolution death toll is comparable to a provincial revolt. A more apples to apples (and less funny) object of comparison would be napoleonic wars casualties times 2
I have a feeling that what the EU experiencing right now is but another loop of the Warring States
Just so- the big subcontinental geographic regions of Eurasia are 'Europe', Middle East/Southwest Asia, Central Asia as a sort of hub, China, and India [the whole subcontinent] and SE Asia. All have always exchange culture and peoples to some degree, but all also have a lot of geographic, physical separation. It's somewhat accident of history that we have been given reason to think of China as one country, India also to a lesser extent. It's a very modern and retrospective take. They are actually civilizational regions, and if a western comparison is needed it's all of Europe, not one small state.
Heck, even Chinese provinces have usually had larger populations than any one European ethno-region or state. It was a huge deal that early modern France had 20 million people.
Chinese Revolutions : *"China will grow strong!"*
Other countries' Revolutions : *"We will build anywher- can't build there sir"*
Chinese revolutions are just like Dynasty Warriors and Kingdom combined xD
1:48 No Uncle Iroh, don't eat that wild flower!! It's not a _tea-riffic_ food
c&c general zero hours reference
I think currently that China is a some kind of prelude of WARHAMMER 40K.
The more I learn about W40K lore, the more it reminds me of Chinese and Russian history
An Lushan had nearly half of the elite heavy infantry&cavalry of the Tang Dynasty // Horus had nearly half of the Astartes of the Empire
An Lushan's rebellion caused the Tang Dynasty to fall into a terrible decline from the Golden Age // Horus's rebellion caused the Empire to fall into a terrible decline from the Great Crusade
An Lushan's rebellion reduced 3/4 population of the Tang Dynasty // Horus's rebellion destroyed a large number of habitable planets
An Lushan was Yang Yuhuan's godson // Horus was the Emperor's son
So An Lushan ≈ Horus
LOL🤣🤣🤣
“Daytime is better”
“Night time is better”
*civil war starts, 100 million casualties*
The Great Leap Forward…into oncoming traffic.
The traffic name? Shanghai Maglev
The true classic Decisive Stratergic Tang Victory,bros that born during an lushan rebellion still remembers to this day
"If you need to shit, shit! If you need to fart, fart! You will feel better for it." - actual quote from Mao when the Party sorta took him to task for the whole Great Leap Forward flopping.
Alternative Title is some of MasterofRoflness' Greatest Hits Collection
I am curious if the Chinese children have to memorize all these revolutions and civil wars lmfao
I'm Taiwanese, most of them are taught in history class. Did not tell us about the casualties though (except The Leap), this is insane and terrifying to think about.
in mainland you can pick natural or social-oriented science in traditional schools. hostory class focuses much more on recent stuff, aka the century of humiliation, as it was p much the only time china failed to be a giant regional or even superpower. natural science pickers still know the most iconic ones just from how many idioms and integral cultural components these civil wars spawned lol
I cant believe dynasty warriors is so popular in china they made a real war based on it
lol
European warfare: “This battle caused the devastating loss in population. 10 people died, a new dark age began.”
Chinese Warfare: “This small skirmish caused the death of 10 million, China resumed as normal.”
I swear in WW2 China had double the casualties than the USSR but modern Russia still hasn't recovered somehow but China multiplied their population by 3 😂😂
@@jordanplays-transitandgame1690Russia didn't have that much land suitable for farming, and even if there is, the Chinese are cultivating rice which has 4x yield and calories per acre than wheat which is the staple in Russia.
WW2, WW1, 30 Years War: *cough*
@@choysakanto6792 russia didnt had mao. thats why.
@@jordanplays-transitandgame1690 20 million Chinese died in WW2, 25 million Soviets died in WW2. Larger portion of USSR died and Mao was a natalist that promoted big families.
Chao Ling takes power
240 million perish
"20,000- 30,000 were eaten."
Huh?
Warlords tend to stoop to any means to achieve victory. I recall an earlier event during the Eight Princes Disorder where General Zhang Fang was low on supplies during a siege, so he had local laborers and slaves massacred to feed his army.
Decisive Tang Victory
@@oblitergaming9817ehh this shit happened in the three kingdoms already. a wei tactician made millitary fopd with civillian meat lol. arguably tbe first crazy warlord stunt was zhaokuo vs. baiqi, the losing zhao soldiers all got buried alive just because. bai was a part of the qin faction which later became the first dynasty of china. arguably they won by abolishing morals slightly earlier than other warring states.
I dont think you understand the horror of a multi year long siege on a city, also cannibalism when there is no other food source aint that uncomon. Chinese women are called 'two foot lamb' by northern mongol tribes
It seems your new here
China number 1 (by amount of casualties)
I think the 1850 drip is objectively the best looking one out of all the Chinese visuals shown
While also being the bloodiest revolution in history.
"Fat Dong takes power."
"40 million people perish."
Now imagine China's population if there would not have been a singel revolution.
Then middle east and eastern Europe wouldn't be the same
The Great Leap “Forward” tolled actually more than 60 million lives
Should be called great step back
This figure is the highest estimate, and comes from the 'black book of communism', a book which is discredited by... *checks notes* LITERALLY EVERYONE who has ever studied the matter seriously. This is the same book which counts nazi soldiers, and unborn people during wartime as 'victims of communism'. Not infant mortality, not aborted fetuses, not miscarriages, but babies that would have been born, if there wasn't a war.
And if your first reaction is to go "it was still a lot of people, why are you running defense for commie China", well... This is the equivalent of responding to someone who correctly points out that 6 million jews perished in the holocaust, not 60 million, with 'why are you antisemitic?'.
Numbers matter, because historical truth matters. Your numbers do not stand scrutiny. And it's pretty crazy that you come in here to 'aCsHuALLy' about the real numbers, when your source is literally a book written by a guy, WHOSE OWN COLLEAGUES, involved in writing the book, said that he was obsessed with arriving to 100 million, no matter whether it was true or not.
Mao matou 1 zibilhao de pessoas
Westoid cuck
@@ace74909 and population still grow
You forget the Ming -Qing war, another free estate
At this rate he’ll need to do every goddamned dynasty
@@92PsycoThose are pretty much the hardcoure ones😂
Posted this copypasta elsewhere but might as well post here:
Fun facts about An Lushan:
-He was the son of a sorceress and his name meant "war"
-He disobeyed his commander changing into a enemy army and got crushed
-He would've been executed for this but his superior liked him so the decision was given to the Emperor
-He met the Emperor and forgot to bow to his son and justified it saying he was a barbarian so he didnt know it any better
-The Emperor found this adorable
-He then bowed also to the Empress, which confused the Emperor
-He said it was because barbarians kneeled to mom before dad, which the Emperor also found adorable
-In fact the Emperor liked him so much that instead of executing him he adopted him and married him to his daughter
-When the Emperor died An Lushan thought his "brother" the prince who's now the new Emperor would execute him for the one time he forgot to bow to him
-The new Emperor actually wanted to make him his chancellor
-To do that the Emperor sent a eunuch to test his character to see if he was worthy being chancellor
-He bribed the Eunuch
-The new Emperor thought the eunuch was saying bullshit, killed him and sent another to test his adopted "brother" wholeheartedly believing his character
-He bribed the other eunuch too
-The Emperor then asked him to come to the capital so they could talk because surely those eunuchs were lying and he could make him his chancellor
-An Lushan panicked so badly he went to hide in his province not daring to leave his house and not going even to celebrations and burials where the Emperor would be
-The Emperor then appointed his rival who wanted him to answer for his bribery as chancellor, which he thought confirmed that the Emperor wanted to kill him
-He then led a army to siege the capital so he could capture the Emperor and make his "brother" be friends with him again once he executed his rival chancellor
-His rival used this as proof he wanted to usurp the throne all along and they had his whole family executed
-He understandably lost it when his family got executed so he tried to usurp the throne for real by proclaming his own dynasty
-He lost because the Sieg of Suiyang took too long giving time for the Tang to recover and was it's own level of mind-fuckery, just search the meme "strategic Tang Victory"
-He was killed by his own son who sent an assassin to stab him
-He was too obese to grab his sword or even move, also blind, so the assassin just akwardly stabbed him once and his organs popped out like a fart
- Did I say he was obese? I mean it, he apparently crushed a horse to death once with his ass trying to ride it
-Anyways his last words were "THERE'S A THIEF IN MY HOUSE" or "THIS IS A THIEVE FROM MY OWN HOUSEHOLD"
-The later is more likely meaning he knew it was his son who did it but the former is funnier because I like to imagine him thinking he was being randomly muggled
-After his death and defeat of his dynasty he actually received a traditional Tang burial given to a royal prince cause they were more disappointed with him than anything else
-His post-death name given by the Emperor simply meant "unthinking" because of his recklessness, but I personally prefer to translate it as "stupid"
Seriously it was the stupidest war ever
Also it killed a higher percentage of the human population than any other conflict in history, roughly 1/6 of the global population in the highest estimates
My god...
Chinese history is something else entirely
This is the wildest shit I've ever read
*What.*
*What.*
i love it when old videos referenced
Master seems to have a field day when it comes to Chinese history. I don't blame them though. It's just entertaining.
Fun fact: The Yellow Turban failed even after that many sacrifices
Actually 50 % Rebel Survived
@@carkawalakhatulistiwa it failed anyways
@@carkawalakhatulistiwa and how can you be so sure
@@carkawalakhatulistiwa 50% casualities is alot
I need to replay Three Kingdoms
lol it’s amazing how so many die and yet they are always replaced by the more people
Revolution: Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice we are willing to take.
Chinese revolt: You will die and be happy.
Considering that France's population is only the size of a province in China .
2:41 The People's Century!!
Only the last one can be called "revolution" and you even ignored the Xinhai Revolution
More like the big leap backwards
I was wondering how come you depict most of these characters especially on 0:15, have near no visible ears. Then i remember they don't tend to listen their close associates suggestions.
Even if they are heard, they most likely enter a whole new level of existence, the kind of leaving your body behind kind of journey.
nah, wojak originally didn't including ears.
The great leap forward from the bridge
Something tells me that the PRC should have looked where they leapt. That's a grisly death toll for something which wasn't war or rebellion.
Sometimes, it feels like the Chinese can't even have a small bar fight without at least a million people somehow getting killed 😂
Talks about various chinese revolutions> Doesn't even talk about the Xinhai revolution.
Nah but fr love your content rofl
Bro failed so hard in Religious exam and declared himself as the son of God afterwards and proceed to Ten of Million died
What's the song name at the great leap forward part?
The Chinese Dynasties trying not to loose mandate of heaven for one year challenge: impossible
Best rename the video to Chinese casualties be like
Next mystery to solve:
Despite having longer lifespans, why do they die quickly en masse when wars?
People die if they're killed...
@@silverybounddo you have a source for that?
@@WhereisthearmynowShirou Emiya from Fate, sir! A wiser anime protagonist there is not.
Chinese people love to record the history, and Chinese the language usually have more message so it can express a lot in a few characters
such as "岁饥，人相食"，express the living hell under a big famine in only five characters
So the Chinese history are usually logical and heavy
Idc how astonishing it was the dynasty warriors ost is always banging
my country china (in terms of warlords)
The Great Leap Forward is arguably the most depressing because it happened so relatively recently
These are just the revolutions/rebellions. There are also similarly deadly invasions and wars such as the warring states (high death toll but spread out over a very long time), the mongol invasion + song/jin war (10-20 mlln), the Manchu Ming war (~25 million) over a couple decades, the sino-Japanese war (~20m), and the Civil war going on before and after the sino-Japanese war (~10m) .
There’s also other similarly deadly mass casualty events like earthquakes, floods, and diseases which killed similar amounts.
Seriously, how can they just regrow those numbers so damn easily???
This took "Use Chinese to beat Chinese" on a whole new level.
you have a purty voice, boi
Average Chinese “incident”
And yet still have the second most population in the world, can you imagine if those life never perish how much more humans we could have?
We lost millions but we reborn billions
Nice
*This is what happens when you try to pursue Lu Bu!*
I hope one day we will find out where the actual portrait of An Lushan came from. BTW he's an obese breakdancer!!!
THREE KINGDOMS MENTIOEND!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ENEMY OFFICER?! 🗣
Never ask the tang where the civilians went
Maybe tying to keep China together as one big ol' country _isn't_ worth it...
You need 80m² of wheat fields to feed 1 family.
But you only need 4m²Rice fields to feed 1 family .
Welcome to rice fields white people
Fun facts about your Mandate of Heaven:
You will eventually lose it, no exceptions.
When the next one comes, we might just see the planet cool down a few degrees.
*laughs in Genghis Khan*
China went from a population of 50 million to 10 million after the events of the Three Kingdoms era
54 to 17
2:19
"fulfill and over-fulfill quotas"
"collecting non-existent surpluses"
"starve to death"
Gee willikers, where have I heard that before?
Wtf?! 🤣🤣
Try not to lose millions of innocent civilians and troops challenge: Impossible
Where’s the source for 70 million on the Taiping rebellion?
Never seen that high body count as Wikipedia says it’s between 30-70 million
In Chinese it is called
0:18 黃巾起義
0:37 三國
1:07 安史之亂
1:25 太平天國
1:52 同治陝甘回亂
2:19 大躍進
Where you from?❤
You forgot the Ming to Qing transition
I swear the Chinese must have a hidden artifact that is basically the universal Quick Save - Quick Load button to test these out.
People : CCP destroyed old chinese culture! Bring back the traditional culture!
Chinese traditional culture:
CCP is still doing this shit though.
CCP brings back traditional Chinese culture for WW3. 1 billion deaths.
this is what happens when you have a huge empire, and it falls into chaos and trade collapses and everyone starves because the entire empire is built on that trade framework
Do a video about Trebitsch Lincoln
maybe we should put it as % of population instead of number of ppl who got killed
60 000 potential people as food, plus 125,822 calories after each person = 7,549,320,000 calories of the Suiyang. I think I found my new way of bulking for the gym🏋️♂️
I just love chinese history
"Emperor Li Shun fu calls his general Ho lee shin a poopy head after a heated argument about taxes, 30 billion dead"
"Some Guy calls himself the next messiah, 210 millions of casualties, 500 acres of land left useless, food lack an starvation rises across the land in 2 years of conflict"