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  • @MasterofRoflness
    @MasterofRoflness  Месяц назад +484

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    • @Bobbys11850
      @Bobbys11850 Месяц назад +2

      You seem to have confused the HOI4 version of Der Machtigste Konig im Luftrevier with the actual song in this video, which is the HOI4 version of Die Wacht Am Rhein.

    • @pktrainerpk5supersus459
      @pktrainerpk5supersus459 Месяц назад +1

      pffftt enneh jong doot de nl baas veurmalig nazi en baas vanne navo!

    • @Elmartiniano
      @Elmartiniano Месяц назад

      NO!

    • @luckypegasusvol7700
      @luckypegasusvol7700 Месяц назад

      Bro can you make the readin parts a second longer or something

    • @underballbutter
      @underballbutter Месяц назад

      muhammad is a racist, PDF file, child grapist, wife beater, kidnapper, torturer, enslaver, s3x slaver, murderer, terrorist and orders his followers to do the same to all non-muslims. Verify for yourself in the quran and hadiths. Condemn the evil anti-christ. Jesus is the Son of God. He has never sinned and gave his life for all of our sins. JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY.

  • @thepowerofsand6180
    @thepowerofsand6180 Месяц назад +19445

    Bro had generational beef with Russia

    • @Marcusianery
      @Marcusianery Месяц назад +1248

      Who doesn't?

    • @user-ti3qk6tr4p
      @user-ti3qk6tr4p Месяц назад +636

      You don't?

    • @schmallboi9282
      @schmallboi9282 Месяц назад +534

      Well after what the red army did to berlin.....

    • @kuafer3687
      @kuafer3687 Месяц назад

      Look up what Germans did in the Unuion ​@@schmallboi9282

    • @hip2511
      @hip2511 Месяц назад

      Lol they did that first?​@@schmallboi9282

  • @denifnaf5874
    @denifnaf5874 Месяц назад +5424

    "I just work here"

  • @bigfenix8272
    @bigfenix8272 Месяц назад +11056

    Dude speedran every available campaign in the game

    • @1337fraggzb00N
      @1337fraggzb00N Месяц назад +57

      I was looking for such a comment 😅

    • @Revolutionary_Fish
      @Revolutionary_Fish Месяц назад +66

      He forgot to chose the East German DLC tho

    • @7DaysChanel_VandenReich
      @7DaysChanel_VandenReich Месяц назад +111

      @@Revolutionary_Fish He intentionally did not play this DLC, because it would have blocked the main company for West Germany forever, and also there are no saves in this DLC, players often fall under friendly fire and the only difficulty level is "madness". I will also add that the Stasi faction is much crazier than the KGB, because only 1 out of 1000 players was a member of the KGB in the USSR server, and 5-6 out of 1000 players were a member of the Stasi. Just imagine what a chance it was to be banned in life.

    • @Revolutionary_Fish
      @Revolutionary_Fish Месяц назад

      USSR campaign is better than this then?@@7DaysChanel_VandenReich

    • @dmkb-j8t
      @dmkb-j8t Месяц назад +14

      did you mean
      Dude blitzkrieged every available campaign in the game*

  • @TDP-t7o
    @TDP-t7o Месяц назад +13126

    bros been playing since alpha edition

    • @FriendlyAC130Pilot
      @FriendlyAC130Pilot Месяц назад +86

      lmao 😂

    • @cmdrgarbage1895
      @cmdrgarbage1895 Месяц назад +213

      He was an early backer of the world wars project, and it payed off

    • @tedwintheslyfox9382
      @tedwintheslyfox9382 Месяц назад +44

      bros is the true definition of OG.

    • @johnnyb2909
      @johnnyb2909 Месяц назад +13

      But in alpha they fought against the romans

    • @Sir_Zigy
      @Sir_Zigy Месяц назад +8

      ​@@johnnyb2909pre-alpha😂

  • @agnahim
    @agnahim Месяц назад +5466

    Never ask the NATO Chairman where he was between 1933-1945

    • @alexandervillanuevaperez3587
      @alexandervillanuevaperez3587 Месяц назад +75

      Por eso no se debe apoyar a la Otan ni a la urrs.

    • @agent7176
      @agent7176 Месяц назад +127

      ​@@alexandervillanuevaperez3587 NATO forever

    • @epikbearcz7962
      @epikbearcz7962 Месяц назад +130

      @@agent7176Ok golem

    • @fungo6631
      @fungo6631 Месяц назад +38

      Pretty sure Jens Stoltenberg wasn't even born at the time.

    • @YBM2007
      @YBM2007 Месяц назад +38

      Stoltenberg was minus 17 years old at the time, you should look at the Vlasovite spawn in Moscow instead

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 Месяц назад +9843

    Heusinger: "I love Germany so much, I served every interation."
    East Germany: "You didn't-"
    Heusinger: "You don't count"

    • @Hakabas01
      @Hakabas01 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah he'd probably scream something like "Kommunistenschweine!" in a weirdly high pitched voice

    • @mbx8_rt889
      @mbx8_rt889 Месяц назад +372

      the HRE crying in the corner :

    • @derpidius6306
      @derpidius6306 Месяц назад +439

      ​@@mbx8_rt889HRE cried in every corner at the same time, as well as on the table and in the shower because it was a mess and everywhere all of the time

    • @Marcusianery
      @Marcusianery Месяц назад +107

      @@derpidius6306 When even some backwater Nordics can dance on your table and eat your food, you know you're a mess.

    • @epiccrusadr8583
      @epiccrusadr8583 Месяц назад +71

      Confederation of the Rhine and North German confederation in the background

  • @Shurukkah.
    @Shurukkah. Месяц назад +3508

    Making a pit stop at fascism is an important element of any Civilization game

    • @adivtayudhatama3926
      @adivtayudhatama3926 Месяц назад +66

      True LOL especially if you are aiming for domination victory😂

    • @Deutchland_1914
      @Deutchland_1914 Месяц назад +4

      true

    • @rokinz3270
      @rokinz3270 Месяц назад +10

      There was a mod for civ 2 with changed the fundamentalist govt type with fascism and instead of the fanatics which cost zero upkeep you got storm troopers

    • @someguycalledcerberus9805
      @someguycalledcerberus9805 25 дней назад +7

      "Alright guys, welcome to the stream. So the point of this exploit is that the bonuses you get when you change government type as Germany actually stack. So we're gonna change our gov. idealogy a lot this game. There will cheese."

    • @RadiumTheFemboy
      @RadiumTheFemboy 5 дней назад +1

      its like a compass, check out every direction and then decide whats the best lol

  • @nathyboi21
    @nathyboi21 Месяц назад +16966

    Bro really didn’t care which Germany he fought for 😂💀
    edit: how

    • @Emiya_Yuuki
      @Emiya_Yuuki Месяц назад +2010

      a true "I fought for the kingdom, not for the king"

    • @Gymnastian
      @Gymnastian Месяц назад +874

      Kaiserreich
      Republik
      Reich
      Bundesrepublik
      What an ideology change

    • @silverstudios6916
      @silverstudios6916 Месяц назад +953

      Bro is the most patriotic man in history

    • @doggerlander
      @doggerlander Месяц назад +133

      Ww2 Talleyrand lmao

    • @tubacollossus9619
      @tubacollossus9619 Месяц назад

      Virgin “Heil Deutsche Kaiserreich!”, “Heil Hitler!” Vs chad “Heil Deutschland!”

  • @huntertrum3658
    @huntertrum3658 Месяц назад +2931

    With his many allegiances to different Germanies, I like to imagine he's showing up to an office, and every few years the flag changes, and when that happens hes just like "Ja, whatever."

    • @arandomwatcher8174
      @arandomwatcher8174 Месяц назад +134

      Well, that's what the civilian governments expect out of them anyway

    • @LeroxYT
      @LeroxYT Месяц назад +205

      He seems to have been a full Military service member. Joined once and never left again. just doing army stuff

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT Месяц назад +12

      @@LeroxYT This is why the allies never ousted him once. Once!

    • @Mipetz38
      @Mipetz38 Месяц назад +15

      Black and yellow, black and yellow.
      Yellow black! Let's shake things up a little

    • @mimorisenpai8540
      @mimorisenpai8540 Месяц назад +5

      Well most German official already common with that

  • @feifeili1658
    @feifeili1658 Месяц назад +6893

    “Are you a good guy or a bad guy?”
    “Ja.”

    • @m-w-y7325
      @m-w-y7325 Месяц назад +70

      I mean "Da"

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 Месяц назад +76

      Its funny, because in my language “Ja” means “I”

    • @TWIlktitbliktvim-ty7td
      @TWIlktitbliktvim-ty7td Месяц назад +9

      @@filipbitala2624 in my language it's hey

    • @Pdamasceno
      @Pdamasceno Месяц назад +36

      "I'm a German soldier, my man"

    • @LaPtaVerdad
      @LaPtaVerdad Месяц назад +14

      A great general
      An awful person xD

  • @user-en6lm9li6b
    @user-en6lm9li6b Месяц назад +3451

    He's the type of guy to say" listen here noob" to a wehrmact general

    • @Banana_behind_the_slaughter
      @Banana_behind_the_slaughter Месяц назад +34

      💀

    • @user-en6lm9li6b
      @user-en6lm9li6b Месяц назад +12

      @ZaHandle me too , I also kinda respect the ww2 wehrmact veterans who fought for their invading land but not for ss

    • @TSERJI
      @TSERJI Месяц назад

      @@Banana_behind_the_slaughter 💀💀

    • @tavish4699
      @tavish4699 Месяц назад +2

      nananana we dont do it like zis!

    • @davinnicode
      @davinnicode Месяц назад +3

      @ZaHandleGermany in those times you were either a high ranking military person, a scientist or an industrial mogul if you wanted to have respect

  • @lillyie
    @lillyie Месяц назад +3482

    dude witnessed his germany go from a kingdom, to a republic, to a austrian guy ideology, back to republic again

    • @jalenmcdermaid1186
      @jalenmcdermaid1186 Месяц назад +112

      Erm,actually it was an Empire

    • @pc_suffering6941
      @pc_suffering6941 Месяц назад +186

      @@jalenmcdermaid1186 that consisted of kingdoms 🤓

    • @cmdrgarbage1895
      @cmdrgarbage1895 Месяц назад

      ​@pc_suffering6941 in a sense the reichskommissariaten were fiefs under German hegemony

    • @Sol-Illuminus
      @Sol-Illuminus Месяц назад +67

      @@pc_suffering6941 Empire sounds cooler, means all the other kingdoms were dominated

    • @evocorporation6537
      @evocorporation6537 Месяц назад +51

      ​@Sol-Illuminus except it isn't. In English, it's an empire. in German it's "reich" meaning "realm". The "Weimar Republic" is a name historians use to describe governments between 1919-33. They instead still referred to themselves as "the german realm" as they did earlier

  • @izzatsufian2796
    @izzatsufian2796 Месяц назад +3666

    "German generals and scientist went retired or having poverty"
    German generals and scientist after the war:

  • @adivtayudhatama3926
    @adivtayudhatama3926 Месяц назад +901

    Fun fact: when chancellor Adenauer was asked why did he appoint former WW2 era generals to lead Bundeswehr, he said : well none of our allies in NATO would accept an 18-year old general, right? 👀

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono Месяц назад +1

      i mean, he got a point
      when you have the Soviets at your door and they looking at you with hungry eyes and an atomic dildo, you don't pick up the freshman straight out of the newly formed officer school, you pick the one who double-prestiged

    • @Silver674
      @Silver674 Месяц назад +73

      Some people even use this as an argument against NATO while not knowing the Soviets did the same

    • @nathanpangilinan4397
      @nathanpangilinan4397 Месяц назад +26

      ​​@@Silver674TBF, the East Germans were more willing to install a fresh cadre of officers, with figures like Heinz Hoffmann who were Thalmann Column veterans or Heinz Kessler and Willy Stoph who were ordinary soldiers/NCOs.

    • @adivtayudhatama3926
      @adivtayudhatama3926 Месяц назад +59

      ​@@nathanpangilinan4397 and guess what? The East Germans ended up employing WW2 era generals that the Soviets captured after the battle of Stalingrad (Like von Lenski)👀

    • @sarahluise3153
      @sarahluise3153 Месяц назад +15

      @@adivtayudhatama3926 I mean it's a bit different with generals who switched sides rather than those who stuck with Nazi Germany till the bitter end

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere Месяц назад +1487

    Soviet Union: what is that that? *points at Schnee-Truppe*
    West Germany: A hunting & gentleman’s club.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Месяц назад +187

      Same energy as
      The Union: What is that? *points at a bunch of dudes dressed as ghosts*
      The South: A veteran’s club

    • @xijinpingpong4426
      @xijinpingpong4426 Месяц назад +24

      *Schnez-Truppe

    • @ocotoYT
      @ocotoYT Месяц назад +82

      USSR: **after learning about Schnez-Truppe** GOOD LORD ! What is happening in there !?
      West Germany: Aurora Borealis.

    • @REAL2222ful
      @REAL2222ful Месяц назад +4

      Gentlemen with skull pins as hat decor.

    • @michaelsantamaria5295
      @michaelsantamaria5295 Месяц назад +20

      Soviet Union: Wait minute i know that guy **points at Heusinger** Didn't wear black last time?

  • @upi556
    @upi556 Месяц назад +3898

    I don’t know but this man saw his fatherland go form shit then rise again 2 times

    • @francomasiniofficial
      @francomasiniofficial Месяц назад +249

      not his fatherland, The Fatherland 🇩🇪🫡

    • @samuelcroll344
      @samuelcroll344 Месяц назад +119

      Strong, weak, strong, weak, strong.

    • @naervern2107
      @naervern2107 Месяц назад +76

      @@samuelcroll344 Don't think it has ever been strong again tbh 💀
      Although the reconstruction was pretty fast with the auto industry until the 1960s, it soon got curbed by protectionism abroad and nowadays it's just a pawn especially with Scholz. But going open source on government software is finally a step in the right direction.

    • @tofferooni4972
      @tofferooni4972 Месяц назад +83

      @@naervern2107isnt it still world leading in tech and industry?

    • @miniaturejayhawk8702
      @miniaturejayhawk8702 Месяц назад +41

      ​@@tofferooni4972 being world leading in civilian stuff doesnt really make you strong. It just means you are great at passifying your people.

  • @radu_mp
    @radu_mp Месяц назад +181

    Guy served the Kaiser, the president, the Führer, the secretary general of NATO... Player's gotta play :))

  • @abcdef27669
    @abcdef27669 Месяц назад +347

    If Heusinger had the opportunity, he would certainly fight alongside Arminius, Frederick Barbarossa, and Frederick the Great.

    • @user-et6cr6qd8v
      @user-et6cr6qd8v Месяц назад +26

      forgot karl the great(charlamane)

    • @ncrvako
      @ncrvako Месяц назад +4

      And mannstein. And ragnar lothvrok (i know i butchered the names).

    • @baphom3t6
      @baphom3t6 5 дней назад

      @@user-et6cr6qd8v Charlemagne*

  • @blackwood7413
    @blackwood7413 Месяц назад +259

    That one General in HOI4 who you used through the whole game:

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 Месяц назад +996

    Bro beat the auto balancer 4 times, got max prestige and top 10 in the server

    • @ESALTEREGO
      @ESALTEREGO Месяц назад +32

      Bro got 20 killstreak with his unusual uber saw

    • @decrepit1
      @decrepit1 Месяц назад +6

      The best analogy

    • @Turagrong
      @Turagrong 29 дней назад

      Petr Pavel

  • @salahabdalla368
    @salahabdalla368 Месяц назад +510

    He just needed to be captured by the KGB and served in East Germany and he would have gotten the 100% playthrough

    • @Tobi-ln9xr
      @Tobi-ln9xr Месяц назад +1

      @@salahabdalla368
      The KGB wasn’t for East Germany.
      East Germany‘s secret service was the "Stasi“

    • @themcfunnel
      @themcfunnel Месяц назад +53

      All ideologies

    • @antonionegrea3554
      @antonionegrea3554 Месяц назад +49

      ​@@themcfunnelhe is the whole political spectrum

    • @NOOBTRON-xe3on
      @NOOBTRON-xe3on Месяц назад +20

      nah bro getting captured by the soviet union is a diffrent kind of speedrun lul

    • @Tobi-ln9xr
      @Tobi-ln9xr Месяц назад +5

      @@salahabdalla368
      The St*si was active in East Germany, not the KGB…

  • @centurionofrome527
    @centurionofrome527 Месяц назад +466

    still somehow not as crazy as the German general who served so long he was given medals by both Adolf Hitler and John F. Kennedy

    • @AnirudhSrivatsa
      @AnirudhSrivatsa Месяц назад +9

      Wow, what's their name?

    • @Ravie3
      @Ravie3 Месяц назад +42

      @@AnirudhSrivatsaHans Speidel maybe?

    • @vhtube2027
      @vhtube2027 Месяц назад +47

      "how did we get here" ahh career

    • @centurionofrome527
      @centurionofrome527 Месяц назад +10

      @@AnirudhSrivatsa en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Halder

    • @gennarosavastano9424
      @gennarosavastano9424 26 дней назад

      It's nothing crazy. In cold war era who will be more reliable then sworn enemy of communism and Soviets

  • @TanKail
    @TanKail Месяц назад +620

    Bro is the definition of "Improvise, Adapt, Overcome"

    • @fhq212
      @fhq212 Месяц назад +13

      Improvisieren, anpassen, überwinden

  • @ScorpoYT
    @ScorpoYT Месяц назад +271

    He had the best dad lore tho

    • @16.jonathanoneal69
      @16.jonathanoneal69 Месяц назад +4

      Yooooo my favourite Doge meme creator watches MasterofRoflness?
      That very cool :)

    • @Danzel_Gaming
      @Danzel_Gaming Месяц назад +4

      Can't wait for him as a doge

  • @antefizulic6851
    @antefizulic6851 Месяц назад +731

    Well. Professionals do not change with change of management.

    • @oooshafiqooo
      @oooshafiqooo Месяц назад +25

      Genius quote

    • @SILOPshuvambanerjee
      @SILOPshuvambanerjee Месяц назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @Charge183IF
      @Charge183IF Месяц назад +14

      Actually one of the most important points we have to take from learning about the Nazi-Regime: people can do ethically horrible things because they want do „just do their job“ and get promoted. Hannah Arendt was quite vocal about this.

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 Месяц назад +244

    "I don't care whether Germany wins or loses. I just want Germany."
    -- Heusinger

  • @youamazing41
    @youamazing41 Месяц назад +823

    Bro is a hero , a villain and an anti hero all at the same time 💀

    • @spiddoodle
      @spiddoodle Месяц назад +71

      "Black-hearted evil
      Brave-hearted hero
      I am all, I am all, I am"

    • @albadelgado9628
      @albadelgado9628 Месяц назад +45

      Don't forget a antivillian too

    • @lebollsong
      @lebollsong Месяц назад +11

      ​@@spiddoodleI see no hear no evil

    • @smtandearthboundsuck8400
      @smtandearthboundsuck8400 Месяц назад +68

      He never fought for the right side, when was he a hero lol?

    • @Mihailo_Slavutsky
      @Mihailo_Slavutsky Месяц назад

      ​@smtandearthboundsuck8400 Says who?)

  • @alessandrocarbotti9241
    @alessandrocarbotti9241 Месяц назад +1212

    "NATO was created to keep the Soviet Union out, the Americans in, and the Germans down"
    Lord Ismay, first Secretary General of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO)

    • @suhnih4076
      @suhnih4076 Месяц назад +33

      💀

    • @liorgoldshtein2373
      @liorgoldshtein2373 Месяц назад +112

      nato is polandblocking poor germany

    • @ivario
      @ivario Месяц назад +79

      ​@@Mere-Lachaiselongueshut up vatnik tool

    • @NotSaddamHussein
      @NotSaddamHussein Месяц назад +64

      @@Mere-Lachaiselongue i shall ask that in person yourself VERY soon.
      Nice black fleet you have there.
      oh shit, wait.
      Too soon?

    • @tbu_drachenkater5397
      @tbu_drachenkater5397 Месяц назад +20

      @@Mere-Lachaiselonguewhats wrong with you?

  • @lobotomyio
    @lobotomyio Месяц назад +160

    Average NATO general: German
    Average Rocket Engineers in USA: German

    • @coyoteeffect
      @coyoteeffect Месяц назад +14

      the USSR also hired German scientists and generals following WWII (Operation Osoaviakhim)

    • @alienmorality
      @alienmorality Месяц назад +13

      The soviets had twice as many, we had the better ones though 💪🏻

    • @DeutschlandDenDeutschen1848
      @DeutschlandDenDeutschen1848 Месяц назад +8

      Before the race to the moon there was the race to Germany.
      Like if you support the German race! 🤩👍

    • @FrangkyMind
      @FrangkyMind Месяц назад +3

      Most american have german ancestry

    • @santiagogonzalez1945
      @santiagogonzalez1945 Месяц назад

      The 1930 germans😂

  • @dog923
    @dog923 Месяц назад +932

    mf doesnt care about alliegence, he wants them achievements 🤑

    • @BellBeakerBloke
      @BellBeakerBloke Месяц назад +32

      His allegiance was to his country. Pretty simple.

    • @JM57-99
      @JM57-99 Месяц назад +23

      He was married to the grind

    • @meteorknight999
      @meteorknight999 Месяц назад

      Thats single most allegiance caring individual in world

    • @Turagrong
      @Turagrong 29 дней назад

      They exist

  • @glitchstudio0541
    @glitchstudio0541 Месяц назад +508

    "Are you a good guy or bad guy?"
    "Maybe"

    • @doktorhabilitowanystanczyk
      @doktorhabilitowanystanczyk Месяц назад +68

      how is serving NATO being "a good guy"?

    • @shadow1249
      @shadow1249 Месяц назад +35

      @@doktorhabilitowanystanczykbecause it’s a defensive alliance so if someone attacks a member everyone else joins in to the member in order to defeat te attacker

    • @Marcusianery
      @Marcusianery Месяц назад +3

      "Yes"

    • @Marcusianery
      @Marcusianery Месяц назад

      @@doktorhabilitowanystanczyk One of those guys. I guess Russia, China and Nazi Germany is the good guy in your eyes.

    • @blede8649
      @blede8649 Месяц назад +8

      "What's a good guy?"

  • @tijmen131
    @tijmen131 Месяц назад +37

    New German Government: "Where does your allegiance lie?"
    Heusinger: With the highest bidder.
    New German Government: I have a *state*
    Heusinger: "That makes you the highest bidder."

  • @misterwolf3817
    @misterwolf3817 Месяц назад +249

    The guy has seen entire history and didn't give more than 2 shits

    • @user-em3dp9qw4x
      @user-em3dp9qw4x Месяц назад +22

      Service From 1915 to 1964 under 4 different leaderships in different continents , the dude was just along for the ride and knew which ride to get on

  • @Colonel-Sigma
    @Colonel-Sigma Месяц назад +316

    "Hans, are we the baddies?"
    This guy: "🤔... Not anymore 😉"

    • @basedandredpille
      @basedandredpille Месяц назад +23

      you become a hero when you lose your war crime streak

    • @maxkozak9702
      @maxkozak9702 Месяц назад

      @@ecom2409 what kind of joke is that? It’s not funny.

    • @Deutchland_1914
      @Deutchland_1914 Месяц назад +2

      @@basedandredpille lol

    • @The-Enemy-Medic
      @The-Enemy-Medic 22 дня назад +3

      They still are the baddies, just new paint and good advertisement

  • @aniruddh732
    @aniruddh732 Месяц назад +1015

    Bro lived every alt-right teen's dream life

    • @i.hate.swedish.ISRAELUBERALLES
      @i.hate.swedish.ISRAELUBERALLES Месяц назад +1

      Kids on the internet commenting West has fallen be like

    • @TheNobleFive
      @TheNobleFive Месяц назад +24

      Lmao

    • @LordRambo
      @LordRambo Месяц назад

      Fake news. Didnt become a trans-catboy (as far as we know) , so no alt-right connection.

    • @alphamineron
      @alphamineron Месяц назад +74

      “Alt-right” just as cringe as “woke” 🤮

    • @duyas1628
      @duyas1628 Месяц назад +44

      ​@alphamineron being centrist isn't going to help you in the collapse, pick a faction and get off the fence.

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 Месяц назад +57

    “My country, right or wrong.”

  • @grievetan
    @grievetan Месяц назад +129

    - For which Germany you fought for?
    - Ja

  • @fiorinopizio4554
    @fiorinopizio4554 Месяц назад +164

    He was born in a powerful country
    He then saw it fall
    Then rise
    Then fall
    Then rise

    • @gabagull
      @gabagull Месяц назад +28

      and now fall

    • @GODDAMNLETMEJOIN
      @GODDAMNLETMEJOIN Месяц назад

      ​@gabagull
      Germany has all of Europe by the economic balls.

    • @Mihailo_Slavutsky
      @Mihailo_Slavutsky Месяц назад +4

      ​@@gabagull🤡 - you forget it

    • @gabagull
      @gabagull Месяц назад

      @@Mihailo_Slavutsky oh boy

    • @Sheepybearry
      @Sheepybearry Месяц назад +10

      @@gabagull Germany is powerful today, one of the largest economys and a strong military power.

  • @MobinBrown
    @MobinBrown Месяц назад +171

    "intended to fight against the soviet union in the event of an invasion", understandable.

    • @saccount-z3
      @saccount-z3 17 дней назад

      how so? germany invaded soviet union, and stalin broke chair on hitlers head. dronie.

  • @Hakabas01
    @Hakabas01 Месяц назад +197

    Least opportunistic military commander:

  • @etitsmo7603
    @etitsmo7603 Месяц назад +92

    "I don't care what this place is, I want in!"

  • @ZephanyZephZeph
    @ZephanyZephZeph Месяц назад +151

    The West REALLY did not care why someone was anti-communist, evidenced by this and Gladio.

    • @josephr4761
      @josephr4761 Месяц назад +26

      They cared about Patton. Silenced him very quickly when he started talking about the Soviets.

    • @shogunofpie8303
      @shogunofpie8303 Месяц назад

      I imagine that if they were looking for a German general they would rub out of qualified men pretty quickly if they excluded people who worked with the Nazis (when NATO was first founded.)

    • @mariano98ify
      @mariano98ify Месяц назад +5

      ​@@josephr4761Patton? Pro soviet? LMAO

    • @josephr4761
      @josephr4761 Месяц назад +28

      @@mariano98ify Patton was extremely anti-communist, but the West was very upset with him for vocalizing his disdain.

    • @noone-kk2zs
      @noone-kk2zs Месяц назад +10

      Nothing wrong with being anti-communist

  • @SteinerArts
    @SteinerArts Месяц назад +254

    All he wanted was to fight lol 😂

    • @Bjkkkn
      @Bjkkkn Месяц назад

      Then how do you explain the most 20 years of not being in a war?

    • @Mihailo_Slavutsky
      @Mihailo_Slavutsky Месяц назад +3

      And life gave it to him

    • @Baebon6259
      @Baebon6259 Месяц назад

      fight against the Russians apparently.

    • @Mr.Saturn0
      @Mr.Saturn0 Месяц назад +6

      he doesn't have ptsd anymore, he's the whole nostalgia

  • @A.Froster
    @A.Froster Месяц назад +67

    "I don't want peace , i want problems ALWAYS"

  • @UniaPersonalnaPersonalUnion
    @UniaPersonalnaPersonalUnion Месяц назад +22

    ,,Germany is Germany". - Heusinger

  • @FarmerDrew
    @FarmerDrew Месяц назад +80

    Yeah try that nowadays! Can't be a plutocrat if Pluto isn't a planet anymore

    • @thelastroman7791
      @thelastroman7791 Месяц назад +3

      This was actually the funniest one.

    • @FarmerDrew
      @FarmerDrew Месяц назад +3

      @@thelastroman7791 glad somebody else gets my sense of humor

    • @jeremyandrews3292
      @jeremyandrews3292 Месяц назад +4

      Well, Pluto was actually a Greco-Roman god of the underworld, so you could still have a plutocrat, but now it would be seen as referring to the mythological god rather than to the planet. So the mental image of a plutocrat would now evoke ancient mythology rather than the idea of someone obscenely wealthy mining a distant planet because the Earth wasn't enough for them.

    • @gordonfreeman7187
      @gordonfreeman7187 Месяц назад

      Autism moment.

    • @FarmerDrew
      @FarmerDrew Месяц назад

      @@jeremyandrews3292 hahaha 🤣

  • @b3ygghsas
    @b3ygghsas Месяц назад +79

    Could you make a video about william walker? He was an american adventurer in the 19th century who hired a mercenary army, invaded mexico, was defeated, invaded nicaragua, became nicaragua's president and then invaded more central american countries

    • @BazukinBelyugovich
      @BazukinBelyugovich Месяц назад +6

      Seconding this, William Walker was nuts.
      He also created 2 short-lived secessionist republics in north-western Mexico - the Republic of Baja California, and its expanded version the Republic of Baja California and Sonora.
      His name was also used for a similar character in the Italian film "Burn!" starring Marlon Brando, but the story is mostly different and Walker in the film is a British agent sent by the British Admiralty. It's a really good movie though.

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 Месяц назад +1

      While we're already on the subject, one on Santa Ana would be amazing too

  • @Sultan-cf5wf
    @Sultan-cf5wf Месяц назад +63

    “I just work here” type grindset

  • @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658
    @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 Месяц назад +133

    If Romel survived the war. He would probably lead the armies of the free world.

    • @Marcusianery
      @Marcusianery Месяц назад +30

      Probably. Pretty sure this shit has happended through out the ages. The Turks had some weird stuff going on in the Ottoman Empire, German generals in Imperial Russia and what not.

    • @NatoStorm
      @NatoStorm Месяц назад +1

      Nah, Rommel was an idiot. He got his ass pounded by the British in Africa.

    • @Reiner547
      @Reiner547 Месяц назад +9

      Even more because he was involucrated in the valkyre plot and acepted a suicide proposal of the gestapo.

    • @ericlee5515
      @ericlee5515 Месяц назад +30

      If you count living under the American boot as free

    • @GreenStranger
      @GreenStranger Месяц назад +21

      ​@@ericlee5515 seeth

  • @scotttyson607
    @scotttyson607 Месяц назад +26

    To quote Tallyrand, "Treason is only a mater of dates." A villan becomes a hero and a hero becomes a villan everytime a regime changes.

  • @ThunderBunny10mm
    @ThunderBunny10mm 9 дней назад +4

    Played for Germany in seasons 2-5.

  • @calebshockency2083
    @calebshockency2083 Месяц назад +53

    Me joining every faction in Skyrim

  • @NexusApollo
    @NexusApollo Месяц назад +89

    Living the dream of every Hoi4 LARPer.

  • @Temp088
    @Temp088 Месяц назад +12

    As a German I feel like ppl underestimate how many former ww 1 and ww 2 veterans there truly were. Every part of society had former former soldiers and/or Nazis.

    • @kak42
      @kak42 Месяц назад

      People straight up don't know, rather than "underestimate"
      The glorious defenders of democracy wouldn't want people to find out they let nazis stay in power, would they.

  • @nickson0714
    @nickson0714 Месяц назад +15

    Bro didn’t care who is ruling...he just wanted to serve his fatherland 😂

  • @KekusMagnus
    @KekusMagnus Месяц назад +20

    "West Germany is not a continuation of Nazi Germany, we swear bro pls bro"

    • @maltemeyer3171
      @maltemeyer3171 Месяц назад +6

      Paulus, Müller and von Lenski hifing behind a Trabbi.

    • @andreiryancaballero7422
      @andreiryancaballero7422 Месяц назад

      Which means by extension, German Empire and Weimar Republic are both nazi states. Since the definition of "nazi" is apparently just being against Russia. And it's pretty funny too because they also think Russian Empire, USSR and modern Russia are separate states but treat West Germany and Nazi Germany as the same country.

    • @adivtayudhatama3926
      @adivtayudhatama3926 29 дней назад +1

      @@maltemeyer3171 Oh yes, the WW2 era german generals who got captured in Stalingrad and eventually became East German military leaders.

  • @shaunsajiin1666
    @shaunsajiin1666 Месяц назад +26

    Bruh stayed and played through all 4 main installments of the franchise
    A true fucking gamer

    • @blede8649
      @blede8649 Месяц назад +1

      There's a fifth installment he didn't play through.

    • @Europethewar
      @Europethewar Месяц назад +1

      @@blede8649Democratic Republic of Germany?

    • @blede8649
      @blede8649 Месяц назад +1

      @@Europethewar Yup, that one.

    • @radicalesotericcentrist
      @radicalesotericcentrist Месяц назад

      @@blede8649 That one doesn't count, it was communist.

  • @Yolo_Montana123
    @Yolo_Montana123 Месяц назад +9

    Fun fact : in HOI4, if you go oppose Hitler as Germany, this guy become the Democratic leader of Germany and later on you can formed the EU

    • @MotzKotz3
      @MotzKotz3 Месяц назад +8

      Incorrect, Konrad Adenauer becomes the Chancellor

  • @AmirSatt
    @AmirSatt Месяц назад +33

    Bro is like: "All I know is war"

  • @brenobassocenci6571
    @brenobassocenci6571 Месяц назад +18

    When you like a faction so much you play with it for the whole campaign:

  • @gregrenox9644
    @gregrenox9644 Месяц назад +31

    Bro is Player that experience all the DLC

  • @Blashmack
    @Blashmack Месяц назад +48

    Mercenary. Reminds me of Lauri Törni, who rose to the rank of a captain in the Finnish army, then rose to the rank of a captain in Waffen-SS, then rose to the rank of a captain in the U.S. Army Special Forces before dying in Vietnam in a helicopter accident. He was 45 years old.

    • @solid7442
      @solid7442 Месяц назад +4

      Real life is way stranger than fiction

    • @juanmasingh
      @juanmasingh Месяц назад +5

      Mercenary? He fought for Germany

    • @zondor8123
      @zondor8123 Месяц назад +4

      imagine losing to a farmers lol and hes a special force too

    • @aramisortsbottcher8201
      @aramisortsbottcher8201 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@zondor8123immagine risking your life for years and indeed dieying, it is so unlikely, isn't it?

    • @policegamesksr8622
      @policegamesksr8622 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@aramisortsbottcher8201 Imagine working in an organization that had violating human rights as it's primary ideology, that mass murdered civilians, and if not doing it and helping it, at least encouraging it and supporting it by being in it and not getting held accountable, and than being praised as someone heroic all I see is a war criminal, who didn't get held accountable, Waffan-SS wasn't innocent oraganization as it was part of SS not wermacht which wasn't that fannatical, he was no hero, he was a war crimminal as almost everyone who had something to do whith SS and I don't belive he didn't know about the mass killings so he at least played an direct part, in the crimes

  • @MrMokey24
    @MrMokey24 Месяц назад +4

    This dude was a legend, he was fighting Russia for longer than most people are alive

  • @christianyudatopayung2886
    @christianyudatopayung2886 Месяц назад +6

    If you think this is controversial, wait until you hear about the former United Nations's Secretary-General, Kurt Waldheim.

  • @xhontafaruci3445
    @xhontafaruci3445 Месяц назад +28

    1:01 at this point in time every player of hoi4 realised who this video was about

  • @mattschmitt4393
    @mattschmitt4393 Месяц назад +8

    “I only fight for the winner. Unfortunately, I’m not very good at determining who the winner will be…”

  • @vashlash6870
    @vashlash6870 Месяц назад +8

    I like how some of the top Third Reich Men moved to the Middle East and dedicated their lives to helping the Arabs fight Israel.

    • @Penigale
      @Penigale Месяц назад +1

      Or to south America.... after spending their lives racially profiling

  • @soulsidejourney2693
    @soulsidejourney2693 Месяц назад +19

    Bro's just happy to be around.

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 Месяц назад +21

    This man served one country but five different armies. That is pretty cool.

  • @Pancasilaist8752
    @Pancasilaist8752 Месяц назад +26

    TBF bush did try to do the opposite of operation paperclip in iraq.
    And we all know how it ended up.

    • @blackshirtsocialist1457
      @blackshirtsocialist1457 Месяц назад +16

      Lmao most of baathist joining sunni insurgent (Naqshibandi etc) and later merged into ISIS 💀

    • @Pancasilaist8752
      @Pancasilaist8752 Месяц назад

      @@blackshirtsocialist1457 exactly, it was a waste of potentially useful manpower.
      all just because he want to uphold bigger moral standing than truman.
      Not to mention that he insisted to continue US military presence in iraq just because there is still remnant of ba'athist. Which is spawning even more terrorist.

    • @PeterMuskrat6968
      @PeterMuskrat6968 Месяц назад

      Yeah, co-opting the local leaders after an invasion has been done by literally everyone since the dawn of tribal warfare.
      Failing to do that leaves experienced enemy leaders without a steady income and a reason to continue to fight you... Dubya admin were idiots...
      Wish it was HW and Schwarzkopf leading.

  • @Biggvs_dickvs
    @Biggvs_dickvs Месяц назад +53

    He's using Debug_mode.

  • @crusader2112
    @crusader2112 Месяц назад +35

    Bro be like: "I fought for Germany my whole life, I don't care which government is in charge. I'm fight for Germany." Honestly, it's kind of based and respectable.

    • @mrworldwide7387
      @mrworldwide7387 Месяц назад +18

      Yeah not the whole war crimes part

    • @taish-o
      @taish-o Месяц назад +19

      systematic killings of civilians in Belarus is 'based and respectable' to you?

    • @crusader2112
      @crusader2112 Месяц назад +7

      @@taish-o That's why I said kind of based. Referring to his will to fight for Germany, not that his specific actions were based. They weren't.

    • @thecrimsonviscount5689
      @thecrimsonviscount5689 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@crusader2112 it's not patriotism, it's opportunism

    • @crusader2112
      @crusader2112 Месяц назад

      @@thecrimsonviscount5689 Still, while I don't condone the his actions, I can respect the will to fight.

  • @ns_ale24
    @ns_ale24 Месяц назад +4

    his political compass must be even more crooked than that of a 14-year-old.

    • @anjadjurovic9617
      @anjadjurovic9617 Месяц назад +4

      Not really, there is similarity in his bosses, all were horrible.

  • @LordRambo
    @LordRambo Месяц назад +8

    Germany really went from 🇩🇪 to (💀) just to end up back at 🇩🇪 again.

  • @Helloing69
    @Helloing69 Месяц назад +12

    Bro did not have post-war PTSD, bro had post-war nostalgia

  • @LNLBD
    @LNLBD Месяц назад +6

    He was playing the game for the game itself. No politics, only action.

  • @lupus_nocte
    @lupus_nocte Месяц назад +5

    He had one enemy all the time: Russia

  • @silentchann
    @silentchann 19 дней назад +7

    капитализм своих не бросает

    • @great5764
      @great5764 19 дней назад

      Жуков своих не бросает, разве что на мясо

    • @silentchann
      @silentchann 19 дней назад

      @@great5764 какой еще жуков на мясо бросает? знаю другого жукова, который попустил нацистских бомжей

    • @бабузян
      @бабузян 18 дней назад

      ​@@silentchannещё пару раз напиши

    • @silentchann
      @silentchann 18 дней назад

      @@бабузян куда

    • @Robbiehans
      @Robbiehans 10 дней назад

      Kid your beloved Soviet onions 🧅 also hired Nazi generals

  • @pierce9019
    @pierce9019 Месяц назад +11

    Bro went for a 100% achievement run

  • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
    @ShadowReaper-pu2hx Месяц назад +17

    “Why would Russia think we have neo-Nazi ideologies?”
    -NATO

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 29 дней назад

      @@TheCappucinochannel-os4ne
      Probably because living in a communist country sucks, so people were reminiscent of the country they had before communism.

    • @SputnikKM
      @SputnikKM 20 дней назад

      Putin is a neo-Nazi himself

  • @snneakydevil
    @snneakydevil Месяц назад +20

    Lest Mercenary NATO cold war advisor

    • @Centurio_1
      @Centurio_1 Месяц назад

      Many East Germany generals were WW2 veterans under Hitler too sooo

  • @IAmBob108
    @IAmBob108 Месяц назад +9

    "I fought for the Kingdom, not for the King"

  • @Danil959Pro
    @Danil959Pro Месяц назад +4

    Bro he's a old fan of Germany from Prussia 💀🔥
    He earned the title of Veteran of Germany of all times.

  • @TaeSunWoo
    @TaeSunWoo Месяц назад +5

    Dude would’ve fought with the Vandals and helped sacked Rome if they had let him

  • @fastestdino2
    @fastestdino2 Месяц назад +4

    Imagine living through like 2 or 3 different total collapses of your nation in your lifetime. Also being a key player in all of them.

  • @Takedownairsoft1
    @Takedownairsoft1 Месяц назад +3

    “So you took part in abhorrent war crimes?”
    “…”
    “Welcome aboard! You’re now in charge!”

  • @skylinesenpai5554
    @skylinesenpai5554 Месяц назад +6

    Bro took "Für Volk und Vaterland!" veeeeery serious.

  • @cactus2
    @cactus2 Месяц назад +21

    he just wanted to fight☠️

  • @KommandantGSR
    @KommandantGSR 29 дней назад +4

    No wonder NATO did alot of funny shit in the middle east lmao

    • @SputnikKM
      @SputnikKM 20 дней назад

      How are these two things related? Someone had to keep muzzies under control

  • @SonOfTheChinChin
    @SonOfTheChinChin Месяц назад +14

    least nationalist german ever

  • @LoveForLongIsland
    @LoveForLongIsland Месяц назад +11

    now you know exactly what kind of people fled from East Germany to West Germany.

    • @MotzKotz3
      @MotzKotz3 Месяц назад +6

      Do some Research on Generaloberst Willi Stoph. He was Wehrmacht officer and later National Minister of defense in the DDR

    • @laisphinto6372
      @laisphinto6372 Месяц назад

      Funnily enough they stereotype of German Neonazis IS that they are all in the east

    • @Komotau4691
      @Komotau4691 Месяц назад

      Our political police STB (version of KGB) literally hired a German officer who hunted down partysans because he was useful. Soviets also changed agreement with Germany when Thalmann should be changed for another prisoner. But Thalmann was favourite among the people so they changed it to put Ulbricht instead who was more controable by Soviets. Thats how they stand for ideals lol

  • @AGamerthatregretsalot
    @AGamerthatregretsalot Месяц назад +6

    Bro better be grateful he wasn’t captured by the Red Army, he should be glad he switch fronts fr.

  • @simula152
    @simula152 Месяц назад +12

    His dedication to his country no matter the government is very commendable.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 Месяц назад +14

    True careerist.

  • @pomniplushie833
    @pomniplushie833 Месяц назад +14

    Nah look at Marshal Paulus the guy went from working with the Kaiser to the communists

    • @blede8649
      @blede8649 Месяц назад +19

      Based Paulus. He warned high command that invading the USSR would fail, it failed, was put in charge of a new doomed offensive, it failed again, got captured with an entire army. Him going "fighting the Soviets again ? Fuck this" was perfectly understandable.

  • @nrw64
    @nrw64 Месяц назад +5

    Least based German General:

    • @iansysoev9462
      @iansysoev9462 Месяц назад +3

      Based? Didn't know that nazi were based.

    • @vlad_47
      @vlad_47 Месяц назад

      ​@iansysoev9462 His homestate NRW is a de-facto islamic caliphate so he copes in the internet by idolizing such low lifes

    • @nrw64
      @nrw64 Месяц назад

      @@iansysoev9462 Are you calling all Germand nzi rn? He always served Germany and not a political cause.

    • @uzuwuejo
      @uzuwuejo 13 дней назад

      ​@@iansysoev9462Well, now you know.

  • @Tau-5-weeb
    @Tau-5-weeb Месяц назад +2

    The chad that didn't care what hes country stood for. He fought for Germany, and only Germany

  • @Sycokay
    @Sycokay Месяц назад +2

    That's a true professional. No matter the company he works for, he gets the shit done.

  • @TarsonTalon
    @TarsonTalon Месяц назад +3

    "My country, for better or for worst" taken to its ABSOLUTE.