Car Stories #6: More Insane customer stories from the CAR WIZARD! Where do these people come from?!?

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  • Owning a small auto repair business sometimes brings in the most unusual people. The CAR WIZARD 🧙‍♂️ shares 7 more insane stories from his time owning Omega Auto Clinic.
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  • @chargeron3115
    @chargeron3115 Год назад +620

    Unfortunatly it may come to the point where you just can't allow the public near your shop (other than customers). It's always the one or two bad people that spoil it for the rest of us. Stay safe and keep the content coming!

    • @hexicalcat4937
      @hexicalcat4937 Год назад +33

      I agree safety over everything

    • @benajminharris9102
      @benajminharris9102 Год назад +16

      I agree.

    • @KriLL325783
      @KriLL325783 Год назад +19

      Parasocial relationships are scary that way, some people don't understand it's all one way.

    • @nathanlewis5682
      @nathanlewis5682 Год назад +15

      As for that creepy caller stalker phone calling in threatening people.
      The State of Kansas does have a Castle Law and a Stand Your Ground variation.

    • @mitchv.7492
      @mitchv.7492 Год назад +10

      As a safery officer, he should never have allowed it. Too many risks even for a "small" shop like his.

  • @jeffreymanier0
    @jeffreymanier0 Год назад +288

    That story of the head gasket on the F-150 is insane, some people's ego's are so bad that they'd rather waste thousands on useless work than to get their vehicle back on the road as quick and cheap as possible. Man, some people are so stupid its mind boggling

    • @MitchJohnson0110
      @MitchJohnson0110 Год назад +29

      I work on RV's and stuff like this happens pretty often. "Too much money and not enough sense" is what I usually say

    • @new2000car
      @new2000car Год назад +37

      I think the guy had a trick up his sleeve. He wanted all the new parts that car wizard mentioned had to go with a new head gasket (it probably would need the soon, it is a 5.4) so he was going to reverse the charges on the credit card claiming it was extra, unauthorized repairs and parts , and eventually settle on paying half the price…which would net him free transporting.

    • @adotintheshark4848
      @adotintheshark4848 Год назад

      Could have been an elaborate scam in the making..maybe he thought the Wiz was going to do those two pages of work then the guy wouldn't pay, saying it "only had an oil leak".

    • @alcoyot
      @alcoyot Год назад +16

      Yes that seemed like a scam. With such a high profile shop. He could even end up trying to blackmail, claiming that they were scamming him. He probably knew what the real problem was and had proof of that.

    • @americanbadass88
      @americanbadass88 Год назад +13

      @@MitchJohnson0110 RV owners are the WORST and they will come in the next day or a week later and scream that their camper isn't fixed. Worked at an RV dealer to i know them all to well myself

  • @JuanDeLaGarza-gq3lp
    @JuanDeLaGarza-gq3lp 11 месяцев назад +79

    My dad was a mechanic and had many customers and experiences, he once told me “ the public will educate you son”. I have never forgot that, it is so true.

  • @myriadtechrepair1191
    @myriadtechrepair1191 Год назад +55

    I love it when people are so firm in their own diagnosis they won’t even take photo evidence. Smh

  • @glencooper1091
    @glencooper1091 Год назад +1077

    Being a responsible gun owner goes way beyond pointing them in a safe direction.

    • @Ryan_DeWitt
      @Ryan_DeWitt Год назад +146

      A responsible gun owner would have likely removed the guns in the first place before he brought it to the shop and certainly would have if asked to in a polite way. They guy sounded like a nut.

    • @longsho2796
      @longsho2796 Год назад +33

      Should have called the police..

    • @johng.4959
      @johng.4959 Год назад +20

      There are sooo many crazy nuts out there. Who does that??

    • @Ryan_DeWitt
      @Ryan_DeWitt Год назад +52

      @@longsho2796 Well it is in Kansas and as far as I know, you can have a loaded weapon in your car without a permit so I doubt the guy was breaking any laws to be technical.

    • @woaken
      @woaken Год назад +11

      @@Ryan_DeWittexactly

  • @TheJimbodean67
    @TheJimbodean67 Год назад +276

    Trucking is a lonely life. Guy has probably watched every episode and somehow identifies with everyone and didn’t realize that you don’t know him the way he thinks he knows you. He most likely lives in his truck 24/7 and has gotten so antisocial that he didn’t even realize how weird he was acting. Kind of like a mad hermit. I’m a trucker and I see it occasionally at truck stops and rest areas.

    • @kalashnikov1343
      @kalashnikov1343 Год назад +22

      Some OTR guys are like that.

    • @Snarl616
      @Snarl616 Год назад +21

      So it turns out that the car Wizard has got stans, lol

    • @sdb87149
      @sdb87149 Год назад +26

      Yeah I was thinking the same thing. I found it really sad more than the guy being weird. But I understand them being freaked out.
      I was once a bit of an outcast cause I went to a big school and didn’t fit into a clique really. In adult life I realized I’m completely normal and well liked. But I was once very lonely. I feel bad for this guy! I hope he found a friend

    • @paintballsniper5
      @paintballsniper5 Год назад +22

      I was OTR for a year, 100% agree with your comment. The road is tougher then most people think.

    • @stevesether
      @stevesether Год назад +13

      It's likely that, and Wizard just being a semi-celebrity. I've heard (somewhere) that this isn't an uncommon problem among people in mass media, especially with TV. People think they know a celebrity because of all the videos, but then somehow think that familiarity is reciprocal.

  • @1RobHunter1
    @1RobHunter1 Год назад +22

    Never get in a vehicle with someone you don't know. They could have everything planned out in a crazy scenario intent on living out a fantasy. That guy sounded like a few beers short of a six pack. Some of these people could be kidnapping, extortion, or worse. There are crazy people out there.

  • @Hammerhead547
    @Hammerhead547 Год назад +12

    That story about the trucker is pretty creepy because the only context I've ever heard of truckers luring strangers to "come away with them" like that are a few serial killers.

    • @silasmarner7586
      @silasmarner7586 4 месяца назад

      I know a woman trucker and she is a narcissist if not a psychopath. Beware!

  • @gregedmand9939
    @gregedmand9939 Год назад +264

    The "one box a month" story was priceless! 😂 That is the guy, who as a kid would take apart everything in the house and leave it in pieces everywhere... Without a clue of how to put it back together. I made the mistake of buying a 76 Buick Lesabre 2- door with a 455 like that, in 1988. Even a 12 year old car in that state was a nightmare.

    • @timw8228
      @timw8228 Год назад +2

      I'm thinking I would have said "oh he11 no"

    • @T25de
      @T25de Год назад

      That guy sounded silly!!😅

    • @robles
      @robles Год назад +3

      Who was the group with the farter?

    • @ExUSSailor
      @ExUSSailor Год назад +3

      I bought a '65 BSA A65 Lightning like that. It was a bare frame, and, A LOT of boxes. It had been totally restored, but, reassembly hadn't even been started yet. It was like doing a jigsaw puzzle, without the picture on the box.

    • @timw8228
      @timw8228 Год назад +1

      @@robles I believe he said Fartersanonymous lol

  • @PaulPhoenix2010
    @PaulPhoenix2010 Год назад +194

    I find it so funny that the Wizard is so surprised about the way people act. To me it seems absolutely normal as long as you understand two things: 1. Fame has its price and 2. A non insignificant part of the population are completely nuts

    • @jmaxim80
      @jmaxim80 Год назад +7

      Well said

    • @giovannibez9509
      @giovannibez9509 Год назад +1

      I am sorry but it should not be this the price.

    • @mikehannigan848
      @mikehannigan848 Год назад +2

      @@giovannibez9509 ...what do you think fame is?

    • @overthehilldill3626
      @overthehilldill3626 Год назад +1

      @@mikehannigan848 he's one of the complete nuts. Just look away and walk as fast as you can.

    • @mikehannigan848
      @mikehannigan848 Год назад +1

      @@overthehilldill3626 But I has ta know! I can't unsee the idiocracy.

  • @MarkoVukovic0
    @MarkoVukovic0 Год назад +14

    "Who does that?' is a phrase I use daily. So many weirdos out there. I love your videos "weeeezard", really love that Daniel-San has his own channel now too. Keep up the great work guys!

  • @larryzeldin7561
    @larryzeldin7561 11 месяцев назад +18

    The guy on the truck that wanted to kidnap the employees is definitely a serial killer. I think he stood outside for 15 minutes contemplating wether he should just kill you all inside omega. No wonder he got freaked out when you mentioned calling the cops.

    • @thetechgenie7374
      @thetechgenie7374 24 дня назад

      Something definitely was off with that guy? Typically someone with bad intentions and to sit around for another few minutes after being told to leave something wasn’t right in that guy head and who knows what that guy intentions were?

  • @mjc8248
    @mjc8248 Год назад +115

    Around 20yrs ago one of our regular customers brought her cadillac in for various repairs. One of the problems was the power seat sticking. She was 80 if she was a day and about 5ft tall while her husband was a giant of a man.
    Travis did the mechanical work under the hood and went to diagnose the seat problem. I was in my office and i heard a bang. Travis starts yelling and i go out to check whats going on. She had a loaded, cocked .357 wedged between the console and seat. Travis was moving the seat around and trying to get it to go back and in the process the gun went off and blew a hole in the floor.
    It scared the jesus out of everyone. Ruth apologized and thanked us for fixing her seat and finding her gun. Travis was a little more careful/skittish from that point on.

    • @clappedoutsubieshoopties2216
      @clappedoutsubieshoopties2216 Год назад +5

      Guns don't "go off."

    • @pianopeach
      @pianopeach Год назад

      What do you mean, Clapped?

    • @clappedoutsubieshoopties2216
      @clappedoutsubieshoopties2216 Год назад +4

      @@pianopeach I mean that guns don't just "go off." The trigger has to be pulled. Anyone who's ever used one should know that.

    • @mikehannigan848
      @mikehannigan848 Год назад +12

      @@clappedoutsubieshoopties2216 .357 likely a revolver a technician could easily have pulled the hammer back enough to fire it without the trigger just trying to to find a button or having it catch on the seat as it moves and then loose that tension as the seat moves. Normally I'm a "guns don't kill people, people kill people "kind of guy ,but this sounds like the exception that proves the rule

    • @sdb87149
      @sdb87149 Год назад +2

      @@mikehannigan848 I agree. Revolvers have even known to go off, especially with a “hairpin” trigger. Look at the Alec Baldwin case

  • @kalashnikov1343
    @kalashnikov1343 Год назад +199

    Wizard, as a Trucker myself, some of us are WEIRD. Especially the over-the-road (OTR) guys. They don't have many social interactions and a lot of them don't have (close) families either. Although, your story was giving me serial killer vibes.

    • @wildestcowboy2668
      @wildestcowboy2668 Год назад

      Most trucker's are nothing but doped up drunks, nothing but trash...

    • @awakenotwoke1973
      @awakenotwoke1973 Год назад +4

      Over-the-road? That does that mean?

    • @swamp-yankee
      @swamp-yankee Год назад +11

      @@awakenotwoke1973 long haul guys

    • @josepeixoto3384
      @josepeixoto3384 Год назад +2

      yeah, me too, but no, serial killers are serial because they don't leave tracks behind, not the case here.

    • @awakenotwoke1973
      @awakenotwoke1973 Год назад +13

      @@josepeixoto3384 Not sure what you mean. The 'serial' part of 'serial killer' refers to murders having been committed by the same person in separate events occurring at different times.

  • @wads_o_hair
    @wads_o_hair Год назад +5

    When you have a guy named Crazy D in the front office, you shouldn't be that surprised at customers missing a card or two out of their decks

  • @bbokc6942
    @bbokc6942 10 месяцев назад +4

    I am a guy business owner. The number of weird “customers” that have become over familiar with me is ridiculous insane. I have had customers show up at my house to hang out, want tours, be sitting in my car when I come out of my store, trying to get me to go places with them that minute,
    Some people don’t understand that when I am nice, they get way over familiar with me. I have had to repeatedly move and now own my home in a trust to make it hard for them to find me. I also now have to live in a gated house. Too many weirdos

    • @sl4983
      @sl4983 8 месяцев назад

      Yes a trust and an LLC

  • @hugostiglitz8465
    @hugostiglitz8465 Год назад +16

    Mental health in this country is a very serious concern.

    • @azmike3572
      @azmike3572 Месяц назад

      Right. So shame on those states that cut mental health funding.

  • @deanrhodenizer938
    @deanrhodenizer938 Год назад +105

    Good advice on suggesting an AirTag on things you want to track. I would add that.the AirTag should also be well concealed so it will not be found for it to remain effective. I have recently heard that the airlines are becoming annoyed with patrons who use AirTags because they know exactly where their "Missing Luggage" is located and the airline does not.

    • @ne2i
      @ne2i Год назад +23

      Always use 2 tags. One is left easy to find and the other not. When they find the easy one they quit looking.

    • @bobw7018
      @bobw7018 Год назад +11

      Of course they're annoyed, this translates into "oh great, now we can't BS this one and we actually have to get his luggage here." But can you blame the passengers? I'd be LIVID if my bags got lost.

    • @FWDSUXARSE
      @FWDSUXARSE Год назад

      F*ck the airline if they don't like the fact that it brings their incompetence to light.

    • @darylkik6204
      @darylkik6204 Год назад +5

      My bags always travel to better locations than me for some reason.

    • @michigangeezer3950
      @michigangeezer3950 Год назад +3

      I'm an Android user and have a Tile. Those kinds of things aren't "turn by turn" accurate, but if the device sits still long enough it'll give a location.

  • @rosswitte
    @rosswitte Год назад +12

    Great stories. Thank you. My dad had a shop and there were so many sketchy people that would stop by. Most common was trying to sell something that fell off a truck...

    • @opera93
      @opera93 11 месяцев назад

      Thanks, well …..we all make up the “ Public”, but Services/ Retail/ Sales is interesting….(me , some 40 ++ years : Community Pharmacy (retail, Public …….).

  • @webbguitar
    @webbguitar 10 месяцев назад +2

    People like the guy in the last story are exactly why I never engage in road rage no matter how much the other driver deserves it. You have no idea what the other driver is capable or what mental state they're currently in.

    • @azmike3572
      @azmike3572 Месяц назад

      A friend of mine puts it this way: There are many gun owners out there who don't THINK...they just REACT.

  • @appleman76
    @appleman76 Год назад +88

    This video in a nutshell: People are really weird, and Hoovie is, surprisingly, one of the sanest guys around. I'm just glad none of the really weird one's have hurt anybody while they're visiting. You guys stay safe.

    • @wildestcowboy2668
      @wildestcowboy2668 Год назад

      You need to watch your BLOODY language and a shave and definitely a BLOODY shower tubs....

    • @chrismayer3919
      @chrismayer3919 6 месяцев назад +1

      That one guy sounded like a potential kidnapper; Wizard was wise to threaten with a police call. (Yes, adults can get kidnapped too)

  • @niveknospmoht8743
    @niveknospmoht8743 Год назад +22

    I have a customers 75 chevy blazer that was shipped to me from Hawaii. He keeps adding stuff for me to do. I've had the truck in my shop for over 3 years now. He pays his bills when I invoice him, but I'm getting tired of looking at it and working on it. We've put in a 502 engine with a turbo 400, upgraded the braking system and axles, rebuilt the t-case, all brand new wiring, brake lines, parking cables plus a lot more with paint and upholstery

    • @attemptive
      @attemptive 11 месяцев назад +2

      thats insane. i would not be able to go 3 years without driving a car i had all that work done to

    • @brandonzilka1274
      @brandonzilka1274 11 месяцев назад +1

      Sounds like there is a dire need for some good mechanics who could charge basically whatever they want for doing honest work while living in the island paradise of Hawaii.

  • @donwheeler1683
    @donwheeler1683 Год назад +5

    So glad your reactions and sensibilities are in line with mine! Always glad to know someone else thinks along the same lines as I was raised and believe! I was self employed for 45 years as a commercial photographer and only once had something happen in my studio that helped me decide I was going to be the only employ in my business!

  • @merlinobreslin987
    @merlinobreslin987 7 месяцев назад +2

    Mental illness is has become a real problem in this country , it's sad , stay safe out there , love the videos ......

  • @mattfarahsmillionmilelexus
    @mattfarahsmillionmilelexus Год назад +204

    These segments are usually funny, but this one was just disturbing; these people are clearly deranged and dealing with people with personality disorders can be very dangerous. I'm glad things turned out the way they did.

    • @kimblem.w9952
      @kimblem.w9952 Год назад

      And its only going to get worse thanks to these "woke" politicians normalizing these types of mental disorders.

  • @michigangeezer3950
    @michigangeezer3950 Год назад +9

    That last one made me chuckle. I remember the adage "beware the man with one gun, he likely knows how to use it." Wanna bet he's spending all his money on guns and none on training?

    • @thetechgenie7374
      @thetechgenie7374 24 дня назад +1

      I wish more would actually go to the range more and go to classes. Then the person with the way to many guns at once in his truck and how he rolls will realize you only need one good lightweight one that you can conceal will be all you really need. A rifle is definitely not a good choice in close combat and doubt you need one if attacker is far enough and you are in a pickup truck and can just go opposite direction and attacker won’t be much of a threat at that point.

  • @johnnykATL
    @johnnykATL 10 месяцев назад +3

    Typically I’m not one to comment too much on videos, I just had to stop for a second and congratulate you on your success and I’m certain it’s due to how you roll and treat others. Of course skills and training/education goes without saying, in addition to that. I grew up in the business (no family in the trade, so it was pounding the pavement starting from scratch) and I can spot genuine integrity a mile away. You, Mrs. W, and your crew set the bar quite high and when the bar’s set that high, work become synergistic and employees develop loyalty. Keep up the fantastic work Sir, and thank you for your service. Best wishes!

  • @stavrosferedinos584
    @stavrosferedinos584 Год назад +1

    I still have my late father’s 97 tacoma 3.4 I do all restoration work on my own except body and paint it’s still drives like the day it came off the lot it has 600,000 miles. Watching your channel has taught me to never doubt what you’ve got and anything is fixable and don’t get hustled from shady garages even dealerships who mark everything up as if the vehicle is from 2023. Just do it on your own thanks Car Wizard your the real G.O.A.T when it comes to the car repair sector of RUclips keep it up 👍🏽

  • @BuckFutter-rs1ry
    @BuckFutter-rs1ry Год назад +46

    That headgasket one blows my mind. Most shops would jump at the chance to scam someone out of the thousands it costs for a headgasket replacement, even if it doesn't need it.
    I have NEVER seen a customer in my line of work get offended and mad because I found out the expensive thing they THINK it was ends up being something cheap and simple. Hell, people get happy and excited when I let them know it is something cheap and easy and not something expensive and time consuming.

    • @Watcher3223
      @Watcher3223 Год назад +7

      Don't forget, the reason that customer insisted it was the head gasket was because his buddy told him what the problem was.
      He was willing to take the word of his friend over an honest and experienced auto technician, insisting that the head gaskets be replaced despite the fact that a professional diagnosis indicated that such work wasn't necessary and that the actual problem was far simpler and cheaper to fix.
      Count me in among those who was flabbergasted by the customer's attitude and decision about a second opinion that would have saved him time and money and would have gotten the problem fixed right the first time.

    • @kenshinhimura9387
      @kenshinhimura9387 Год назад

      That guy is a stubborn moron. The kind of person who will deny facts and reality even when spiced in their face. Aka your typical liberal Democrat.

    • @josephseno8272
      @josephseno8272 Год назад +3

      I’m sister has a Chevy Lumina that had a coolant leak. She took it to a shop, and they told her that the car needed head gaskets. I had recently drove that car, and told her there’s no way the gaskets are bad. So she brings it to me and I noticed coolant leaking from the timing cover. As you can imagine the cost difference was astronomical. That car is still going strong with well over 200,000 miles.

    • @Vicus_of_Utrecht
      @Vicus_of_Utrecht 11 месяцев назад +2

      I work trades and if you're not charging ridiculous national, unionized, corp pricing, you're "cheap". It should not cost $450 for a homeowner to change out a faucet or toilet, yet here we are. $125 ethical work and I'm the scam artist here...

    • @ZX2Fast
      @ZX2Fast 10 месяцев назад +2

      People aren't used to honest mechanics.

  • @elmayimbe5094
    @elmayimbe5094 Год назад +36

    This guy was trying to get Magic Mike and Daniel Son to fall for the banana in the tailpipe trip 😅😅😅

    • @jafo766
      @jafo766 Год назад +11

      Indeed , a canoe trip in Tennessee , Diddle Ling Ding Ding

    • @lrich8181
      @lrich8181 Год назад

      Probably a Butt-Lite drinker.

    • @dreammatch2000
      @dreammatch2000 Год назад +3

      ​@@jafo766 I just made that comment earlier about Deliverance. 😂 I knew I wasn't the only one that felt that weird vibe when Wizard was explaining the details.

    • @jafo766
      @jafo766 Год назад +1

      @@dreammatch2000 Yes sir, I well remember my daddy telling me during that scene , Son best you take more than a GDM bow & arrow when canoeing those banjo badlands , golly I never knew such a thing happened , there were no pics like that in Play Boy. I can still hear that well fed fella and Dental Plan SEWEEEEE

    • @joshuagibson2520
      @joshuagibson2520 Год назад +1

      Eddie Murphy is where I know of Bannana in the tail pipe. You're thinking of Deliverance. Lol.

  • @pattyeverett2826
    @pattyeverett2826 Год назад +6

    Man, you get some creepy customers. I also watch the auto related channels "Just Rolled In" and "Mechanical Nightmare". One of their videos had a car full of roaches. When you said that your mechanics did not want to sit in the car, I thought that might be the issue, not loaded guns.

    • @sl4983
      @sl4983 8 месяцев назад +1

      I was thinking spiders

  • @kathym6603
    @kathym6603 Год назад +15

    Congratulations to you for keeping your equilibrium during the insanity. Besides having your valuable unpaid time taken up you even wind up with the space on your property taken up needlessly. Ever notice how helping an insane person doesn't get you anywhere?

  • @atfsgeoff
    @atfsgeoff Год назад +19

    Dealing with the general public makes you genuinely wonder how some people are still alive with the way they act and how they treat other people.

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 Год назад +35

    People are just losing their minds and sanity these days. In many ways, I'm happy that I'm retired and stay home except when I have to go out. I appreciate good guys like you and your crew WIzard, and the Mrs. of course.

    • @mitchhedberg4415
      @mitchhedberg4415 Год назад

      Wait until the deep fakes get a little better...

  • @VeraTheTabbynx
    @VeraTheTabbynx Год назад +4

    Some people don't understand that people on youtube aren't their friends. Moog of Mightcarmods once told a story of how he came out of his bathroom to find a stranger inside his home who had figured out his address through the videos (back when the channel was filmed in his driveway) and was surprised when he was told to get out and never come back.

  • @JobyJoby-iw2wr
    @JobyJoby-iw2wr 6 месяцев назад +1

    42 years of my 49 year working career were connected to trucks-trucking in one form or another. It can be really messed up. One of my early jobs while still in high school (split session), was working for a major Ford dealer. One of my duties, among many, was a 'new car prep mechanic' when I wasn't checking the new units in off of a transporter. Memorable and a very positive influence. Now retired from a major truck manufacturer. My earliest memories are from Kansas (Kansas City area). Sister was born there - moved to Florida in the early 1960s. Keep up the good work!

  • @roberth7894
    @roberth7894 Год назад +44

    I never knew that their was so much going on in Kansas until you and Hoovie showed up. Crazy stories!

  • @JakeDrives1
    @JakeDrives1 Год назад +133

    People are insane. I implore you to be a bit less welcoming to strangers coming into your shop. The internet exposure leads people to believe they know you and your staff. It’s a safety risk to you and Mrs. Wizard, your employees and all of the tools and vehicles in the shop. Stay safe out there!!

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee Год назад +10

      True words. I think about these girls that do OnlyFans these days and just shake my head.
      I mean, first of all, have some damn shame and self respect, but think about the dudes they interact with thinking the girl is for real and actually likes them...
      We don't even have to imagine, girls have been stalked and I know at least one that was murdered.
      Crazy people. Crazy world.

    • @MrSparklespring
      @MrSparklespring Год назад +7

      @@James_Bee More like crazy Unites States. This happens far less in Europe.

    • @slyfox4564
      @slyfox4564 Год назад +1

      ​@@MrSparklespring people just get stabbed and pay a lot more in taxes in europe

    • @KriLL325783
      @KriLL325783 Год назад +14

      Parasocial relationships are all one directional, but some people don't understand that and think they can hang out with people they've watched online as if they have a normal relationship, it's scary.

    • @adotintheshark4848
      @adotintheshark4848 Год назад +8

      especially to strangers who want to take your mechanics out on "dates".

  • @vueport99
    @vueport99 Год назад +1

    I love how he gives a shout-out to Tyler even in this video! 😂😂😂

  • @jungle_cs
    @jungle_cs Год назад +28

    For people who are shipping a vehicle put MULTIPLE trackers in them. Hide them under seats, carpet, spare tires, anywhere that would require a lot of work to find. If one is found you then have more than one backup

    • @mitchhedberg4415
      @mitchhedberg4415 Год назад +1

      You can take the speakers out of them so they don't beep.

    • @shadygunshow
      @shadygunshow Год назад +2

      Yeah, for under a hundred bucks you can put 4 air tags on it.

  • @poorsap1598
    @poorsap1598 Год назад +20

    That's the way he rolls by giving someone else all of his guns...seems like a stable person.

    • @entropybentwhistle
      @entropybentwhistle Год назад +7

      Seemed like a weird “prepper” flex, thinking he was showing off rather than being a firearm accident or overnight gun theft liability.

  • @mr.carenthusiast6198
    @mr.carenthusiast6198 Год назад +1

    I literally laughed so hard when he said someone farted on Danielsan!!😂 I know it’s wrong, but the way he said it, so calm and funny!!

  • @junkendriven
    @junkendriven Год назад +2

    These are insane Wizard, it's so scary you have to deal with this so often when how many of us would just be happy with a 'hey how's it going' from you!
    Take care for you and all your staff as you clearly do and keep doing what you do.

  • @cmart8992
    @cmart8992 Год назад +32

    Imagine having a second shop in Hawaii! Set it with a 5 star team, fill a need and have business write off expenses of traveling there! 😀

  • @scott9676
    @scott9676 Год назад +26

    I've had some shops have a "no firearms in the car" rule. For one, some idiot could break into it and steal them and then it could be on you.

    • @danielescobar7618
      @danielescobar7618 Год назад

      All shops have a "not responsible for items left in car" .... I know some that just have them go pick em up at the police station.. which usually involves going before a judge for an order, and an ffl

    • @ogcowboy5743
      @ogcowboy5743 Год назад

      The weapon owner is responsible for the security of his weapons, not the garage, not the garage owner, not the mechanic.

    • @danielescobar7618
      @danielescobar7618 Год назад

      @@ogcowboy5743 "but you're attacking the 2nd amendment then!!!111!!" When you don't want random unsecured firearms

  • @ronspencer6668
    @ronspencer6668 Год назад

    Love the wacky stories! I've been in retail for a good part of my life and just when you think that you have seen/heard it all, something else happens. Keep'er coming. cheers.

  • @beboboymann3823
    @beboboymann3823 Год назад

    I’ve watched several of your vids but for some reason I see I never subscribed but this vid is a wild departure and I enjoyed your story telling. So I hit the subscribe button. Way to go!

  • @48Boxer
    @48Boxer Год назад +112

    If Wizard calls you "Bro" you know you've screwed up.

    • @chargeron3115
      @chargeron3115 Год назад +1

      Go Tigers!

    • @jafo766
      @jafo766 Год назад +2

      Indeed , BUD should have offered to bring WIZARD and beautiful wife to Hawaii for a couple of weeks

    • @Lookup2Wakeup
      @Lookup2Wakeup Год назад +2

      Your right, never heard him call Hooptie Bro....😅

    • @cezz1105
      @cezz1105 2 месяца назад

      Lol

  • @clardy01
    @clardy01 Год назад +98

    As a gun owner, it saddens me when others are so irresponsible. Takes just a few to make us all look bad.

    • @SuperDirk1965
      @SuperDirk1965 Год назад +12

      And sadly there are more than a few

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee Год назад +20

      I mean, having a round in the chamber isn't odd. Many gun owners practice this.
      However, the loaded out vehicle with everything locked and loaded AND dropping it off with everything still in it is just bizarre behavior.

    • @clardy01
      @clardy01 Год назад +3

      @@James_Bee I agree. I would never drop my vehicle off anywhere loaded up like that though 😂

    • @kalashnikov1343
      @kalashnikov1343 Год назад +3

      ​@@James_Bee It's important to have one ready in the chamber. However, safety on always. Only takes a milisecond to disable it on most guns.

    • @michaelhatchcpa
      @michaelhatchcpa Год назад +18

      It's magazine not clip. Ok I said it.

  • @brandonzilka1274
    @brandonzilka1274 11 месяцев назад +1

    Wow wizard! You must have a lunatic magnet hidden inside some wall there at Omega. These people you tell us about are straight up crazy! Keep safe and I love these stories. 😂

  • @joshua_J
    @joshua_J Год назад +2

    Please keep these stories going i love this stuff.

  • @ESUNintel
    @ESUNintel Год назад +29

    The truck driver was probably just happy/excited to meet everyone - maybe a mix of being lonely and on the spectrum. But don’t know who to trust these days or how people will truly react, so being direct and telling him to leave was probably for the best.

  • @jeffzekas
    @jeffzekas Год назад +42

    You got me laughing with the shout outs to Hoovie, nothing better than having a friend who has the same love of cars.

    • @jafo766
      @jafo766 Год назад +3

      Ya gotta love him and his endle$$ good after bad money.

    • @xoxo2008oxox
      @xoxo2008oxox Год назад

      WEEEEZURD!

  • @gerrywatson261
    @gerrywatson261 Год назад

    There is an saying "Nothing stranger than folk!" So true! Great job Car Wizard.

  • @curtiseggemeyer5681
    @curtiseggemeyer5681 Год назад +1

    I have to tell you , this channel is entertaining, love your demeanor and your professionalism. Keep up the great channel, the CX9 took the cake and top honors, man what a nightmare. If it was mine I would hope it was insured and caught fire.

  • @bertram46
    @bertram46 Год назад +89

    Car wizard when you do your chats like this which I love I think we need to add one of those imitation fireplaces with the foil rolling in the light for more of a cozy appearance. And maybe figure out a way to turn the car seat into a rocking car seat?
    Goes to show sadly how many mentally deranged people there are walking around.
    Love your videos

    • @laurieharper1526
      @laurieharper1526 Год назад +7

      He should sit in a rocking chair smoking a corncob pipe, too.

    • @elitesniper923
      @elitesniper923 Год назад

      What Tyler's hoopties aren't good enough for you?

    • @Rose.Of.Hizaki
      @Rose.Of.Hizaki Год назад +3

      No imitation fireplaces needed. He just needs to set fire to a few tires.

    • @whoknows8678
      @whoknows8678 Год назад +1

      He's actually done that before with one of those fake electronic fireplace things.

    • @overthehilldill3626
      @overthehilldill3626 Год назад

      Do it kinda like Vincent Price with that wicked laugh of his.

  • @thomasfarley6052
    @thomasfarley6052 Год назад +35

    The story about the trucker is really creepy and i am afraid y'all will encounter many more weird people, Take care Mr. and Mrs car Wizard

    • @heffe801
      @heffe801 Год назад +1

      I feel like trucker guy and the guy calling and growling and threatening you may have been the same guy.

    • @silentpoet75
      @silentpoet75 Год назад +3

      I think the trucker was just some sort of obsessed youtube fan with an inability to differentiate his fantasy from reality. As to how dangerous he was, who knows. I have worked with some amazing delusions when I worked in mental health. The people who had them were just more dangerous to themselves than others usually. One guy believed he caused the missing Malaysian Air flight. He later died in a vehicle accident.

  • @treeskier802
    @treeskier802 10 месяцев назад +1

    The Wizard can tell a story. I was in stitches.

  • @anthonygrimaldi9483
    @anthonygrimaldi9483 9 месяцев назад

    You've got to love when a customers friend convinces them they know all.

  • @darrellsaunders4267
    @darrellsaunders4267 Год назад +17

    My Dad owned a body shop in ICT for many years in the 50's thru the late 70's...customers used to come in and tell him how to fix their cars...he used to tell them they are selling new cars on east Kellogg and hit the road.

  • @mattl6584
    @mattl6584 Год назад +34

    Wow, I often think I’m a little crazy at times, But after hearing some of these stories, I feel very sane and normal... thanks for the mental health check, I feel much better about myself now😁

  • @Rich77UK
    @Rich77UK Год назад +1

    I love your DS. I see plenty being in Europe, but I never tire of seeing them. Gorgeous cars...very ingenious too.

  • @sagepope731
    @sagepope731 Год назад +1

    I went to detail a toyota tacoma when i was contracted out of a dealership. When I pulled the rear seat up there was a hammer fired Sig P220 in the storage compartment chambered with the safety off and marks in the plastic from the gun sliding around in there. I told the customer he needed to collect his firearms before I would get in the vehicle again and that it would be wise to unload them in transport to keep it from going off and striking soccer moms kid in the minivan

  • @hamishcruden7623
    @hamishcruden7623 Год назад +47

    Love the 928 story... imagine the mind of someone who pulled apart the car... and wants Wizard to put it back together... bet he had a lot of Leggo as a child.... LOL

    • @MetaView7
      @MetaView7 Год назад +2

      scrap aluminum worth a few bucks

    • @kimjameson7979
      @kimjameson7979 Год назад +3

      Some folks excel at disassembling something perfectly good. So many baskets, so little time.

    • @new2000car
      @new2000car Год назад +1

      Way cheaper to junk the parts and buy a used one already assembled, but how can anyone be so stupid as to not realize this?

    • @theundergroundlairofthesqu9261
      @theundergroundlairofthesqu9261 Год назад

      Disassembling things as a child is where we all started. Why didn't this guy learn how to put things back together?

  • @Ryan_DeWitt
    @Ryan_DeWitt Год назад +139

    Most of these stores were actually really creepy and scary more than insane. However very entertaining. Goes to show you there are a lot of nut jobs in this world. Some harmless and some not. Unfortunately, you can't usually tell the difference and assume the latter.

    • @anonime_dancer
      @anonime_dancer Год назад

      It’s because the government do not want to see all these similar cases.

    • @Ryan_DeWitt
      @Ryan_DeWitt Год назад

      @@anonime_dancer hu?

    • @Zirion123
      @Zirion123 Год назад +2

      Just fyi this isnt normal in the world lol. Never even heard about stories like this in Europe

    • @alz_rdf
      @alz_rdf Год назад +1

      @@Zirion123 well here is one for you
      I work as a delivery guy in Hamburg and I got mugged by the guys who ordered the food and they took all my money and everything with 2 knifes one from behind and one from front
      Its not as safe as you think buddy 😄

  • @kattcasel9730
    @kattcasel9730 Год назад +1

    Thanks for the stories! If it was Steve McGarrett calling from Hawaii, the car was too flogged and shot-up to fix anyway!!

  • @dirtfarmer7472
    @dirtfarmer7472 Год назад +1

    I wonder where I would fit into your stories. I’ll stop by some day to visit & we’ll see.
    Thank you Sir for your videos they’re fun and amazing both.

  • @diablo7322000
    @diablo7322000 Год назад +6

    When I was a mechanic in Texas, I used to run into guns all the time. Always the same conversation with the customer, "come get them out please."

  • @louisshambarger2230
    @louisshambarger2230 Год назад +7

    When I worked as a mechanic many years ago, a guy brought us a Renault engine in a box to overhaul. Actually to reassemble. I remember taking it out of the back of his station wagon. Did you know that on that engine the big end of the connecting rod is too big to go through the cylinder? The piston and rod assembly has to go in through the crank case. Naturally there was a part missing. Tried to get it through the Renault importer. Nope can’t get Renault parts. Never did get it together.

  • @christophermhdavis
    @christophermhdavis Год назад

    You have some of the best content out there!

  • @pedrominaya8400
    @pedrominaya8400 10 месяцев назад +1

    I appreciate you car wizard i always wish to have a mentor like yourself now i do im glad I found your channel forever thank ful

  • @tonyoliver2330
    @tonyoliver2330 Год назад +13

    The overall theme appears to be that weirdos are attracted to the Car Wizard, like Hoovie 😂

  • @cnf6045
    @cnf6045 Год назад +16

    The story about the 5.4 head gasket/valve cover reminds me of one I had a few weeks ago…nothing quite that extreme…had a Chrysler 200, died in traffic. Obviously the customer (and my) first thought was alternator. But they got it towed to the shop, we pushed it in, first thing I did was stick a jump pack on it, but I couldn’t get it to jump, turn over, nothing…so I started stabbing wires, barred the motor over, started going through the electrical diag…get a call from the customer like an hour after I start messing with it, customer wanted a alternator quote…told them ‘I don’t think it’s the alternator, but I don’t know what it is yet, I’ll call you when I figure it out’ ‘ok, that’s fine, just lemme know.’…30 minutes later they show up in the lobby…tire tech greeted them (knows more about mechanicing than your average tire tech, had seen me do enough testing that he was pretty sure it wasn’t the alternator either), so they’re talking, and the customer says something to the effect of ‘it’s definitely the alternator’ tire tech relayed that to me…shop manager’s taking interest at this point, asks me what it is ‘well the customer says it’s the alternator, must be the alternator, I’m replacing the alternator.’ (I was pretty annoyed at that point admittedly) shop manager’s like ‘nonononono, lemme talk to them’ went into the lobby…came out 15 minutes later ‘just replace the alternator.’ Replaced the alternator…didn’t fix it…lo and behold, this lady’s boyfriend had been messing with it a few days before, didn’t tighten down a ground enough, it had rattled loose, and it turned out to be a bad ground…so he cost her 600$ for the alt and labor, and I don’t even remember how much diag time…can’t imagine she was too happy.

    • @mitsuturbo
      @mitsuturbo Год назад +7

      This is why the old (somewhat tongue in cheek) signs that show labor rates exist. "Shop rate - $40/hr, If you watch - $60/hr, If you help - $80/hr, If you worked on it first - $100/hr"

    • @cnf6045
      @cnf6045 Год назад +3

      @@mitsuturbo lol…I’ve got one very similar to that hanging on my toolbox… something like ‘labor rate: 40$, 50$ if you look at it, 60$ if you touch it, 70$ if you watch me fix it, 100$ if you offer advice on how to fix it.’

    • @Linkaless
      @Linkaless 10 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe I'm missing something, but, if a customer say's "I want a new X", and you say it won't fix the problem, but they say "I want a new X"... what's the problem selling them a X? I mean, shops mostly give sales receipt, so, you list 'diagnose fault + New X at customer request'

  • @TexasDragRacingVideo
    @TexasDragRacingVideo Год назад

    Crazy stories Wiiiiiiizard. We own a shop as well and have had customers show up on their day off and try to join us in the shop 😂. Keep the stories coming.

  • @Gromitdog1
    @Gromitdog1 Год назад +4

    Great stories thanks for sharing. People don't realize the crazies out there. Lots of people out there with with serious untreated mental disorders. There are trolls on the internet and then there are the people who act like that IRL.

  • @jasonhsu4711
    @jasonhsu4711 Год назад +16

    The story beginning at 17:26 is the strangest of all. No matter how hard I try to put myself into the mind of that prospective customer, it makes no sense. If I had a huge arsenal of guns and felt the need to be ready for the zombie apocalypse at any moment, why would I let the mechanics of an auto repair shop have access? I just cannot understand the mentality of "You'll have to pry my guns out of my cold, dead hands! Oh, wait, I'll let you have access to them while you work on my vehicle!"

    • @MitchJohnson0110
      @MitchJohnson0110 Год назад +1

      My thought exactly. I've worked on cars were the customer has a gun in it, but it's always just one. Most the time they take it out before they hand the keys over

    • @aussie2uGA
      @aussie2uGA Год назад +1

      Playing devils advocate here, they could be CIA or deeper in the world of clandestine operations. We always think the world around is like us but there are some interesting lines of "work" happening out there.

    • @MitchJohnson0110
      @MitchJohnson0110 Год назад +5

      @@aussie2uGA A real operator of that nature isn't going to have 8 guns all over the car and they definitely aren't going to leave them in the car when it's worked on, and they DEFINITELY aren't gonna insist that they get left in the car, completely unsecured while strangers have access to them. lol.
      This screams "paranoid guy that thinks he's an operative" not an actual operative.

    • @PhysicsGamer
      @PhysicsGamer Год назад +1

      @@aussie2uGA Anyone like that wouldn't be driving around in a pickup truck with guns haphazardly bolted to every surface. They'd be driving a well-used Toyota Camry.

    • @mitchhedberg4415
      @mitchhedberg4415 Год назад +1

      The guy thinks it makes him look tough, just makes him look super weak.

  • @gabrielg8826
    @gabrielg8826 Год назад +12

    Danielson getting farted on...dude tried to cropdust, accidentally sharted, had to go check the damage

  • @omarvasquez6851
    @omarvasquez6851 3 месяца назад

    Another great video. Thanks Mister Car Wizard, i spent so much money on trying to fix my vehicle to no avail, I wish you were near my area

  • @davidp5229
    @davidp5229 9 месяцев назад

    There's a lot of insane people out there...a lot. Cool channel and I just subscribed.

  • @Bunnysarefat
    @Bunnysarefat Год назад +7

    Never heard of a gun going off by itself. That’s the craziest part of all the stories.

    • @kalashnikov1343
      @kalashnikov1343 Год назад +2

      Funny thing, some really cheaply made AKs with loose fitment and tolerances have been known to go off in the back of a car seat with 'safety' enabled when going over a bump. But it doesn't happen outside of that.

    • @contractkiller6863
      @contractkiller6863 Год назад +2

      But hey, he “knows a thing or two about guns”! Right?

    • @PhysicsGamer
      @PhysicsGamer Год назад +1

      Sig Sauer has been having a problem with that lately, actually.

    • @mjouwbuis
      @mjouwbuis Год назад

      With the safety off? The why is there even a safety if it isn't needed? In reality when any kind of object is rattling around in a car, Murphy is there rattling around right along with it.

    • @contractkiller6863
      @contractkiller6863 Год назад

      @@mjouwbuis it’s needed for idiots without trigger discipline. I’ve shot nearly 60,000 rounds. Never once did a round fire when I didn’t want it to.

  • @Mooselover1011
    @Mooselover1011 Год назад +6

    I think it's really admirable that you deter people from shipping their car from Hawaii.

  • @jimbrooks9411
    @jimbrooks9411 Год назад +1

    Hey brother,love your channel! Idk laws in your state,but I pray you and your folks have access to some firearms,maybe even ccw permits..cause CCTV only records the event,don't prevent it,and we all love you guys to much to hear any harm come to any of you .After watching this video,I really hope you all keep yourselves safe..take care and keep up the great content .

  • @WilliamPayneNZ
    @WilliamPayneNZ Год назад +1

    You said the magic words in that gun story. "What are they afraid of?" I don't care if people have guns but I can't think of anything I am afraid of to where I feel I need to be armed.

  • @douglasfur3808
    @douglasfur3808 Год назад +10

    There's something about "virtual reality" not being real that people lose track of that fits most of these stories.
    All the details of a social interaction go through the little screen we look at and get twisted. Even our sense of time can get screwed up by binge watching videos so it seems like our fanship is a long time friendship.
    Maybe it's a fixation that only the car wizard can fix our car or maybe it's a distorted view of needing a pile of guns to feel whole or that the world is so unsafe.
    It's like a dark side to the interweb.

  • @flyboy126
    @flyboy126 Год назад +5

    I think the truck driver was the guy from the phone who wanted to put things in your rear. He was trying to sneak y’all away one at a time LOL!!

  • @aymansafi4423
    @aymansafi4423 Год назад +1

    I gotta hand it to you wizard, you r one solid dude to have to deal with all this mess by weirdos nd keep it together all the time , that is bang on , hang tough body nd keep up the good work , dig you vids
    Ayman
    From Kuwait

  • @revman2007
    @revman2007 10 месяцев назад

    Love the stories! When do you actually get to work on vehicles! Great channel!

  • @houseofno
    @houseofno Год назад +8

    "Hey Car Wizard I need for you to troubleshoot my issue over the phone...what do you mean you can't troubleshoot over the phone? You're supposed to be the Car Wizard. Use your magical powers of telepathy or psychic mindreading. Some car wizard. Can't even read minds.."

  • @eddieredmann3
    @eddieredmann3 Год назад +40

    I was expecting more stories like the ones with the guy who threw a hissy fit because he found out what an AC actuator was, not these stories. They were excellent stories, but some of them were legitimately harrowing or just weird. It's good to hear that you remained as calm as you did, because I definitely wouldn't have for some of them.

  • @Olds_Gold
    @Olds_Gold Год назад +4

    It's a magazine not a clip. But it's OK....because you're the car wizard not the gun wizard.

  • @patrickmcgoldrick8234
    @patrickmcgoldrick8234 Год назад

    Thank you fore sharing, it's the great customers that make the not so nice ones a little easier to tolerate.
    It is getting a little tougher to deal with the public,it can really push the limits of ones diplomatic skills.

  • @BestAnswer12549
    @BestAnswer12549 Год назад +15

    You should have had the guy from Hawaii send you to Hawaii!

    • @cutehumor
      @cutehumor Год назад +2

      All expenses paid to Hawaii for car wizard and his family. 😂😅

    • @BestAnswer12549
      @BestAnswer12549 Год назад +1

      @@cutehumor it would probably be cheaper than shipping the car.

    • @georgebettiol8338
      @georgebettiol8338 Год назад +1

      Workshop, hoist and specialist tools provided by the owner - right. What could possibly go wrong.

    • @garrypritchard1658
      @garrypritchard1658 Год назад +1

      You really have yourself convinced your the greatest shop on the planet

    • @omegaman1168
      @omegaman1168 Год назад +1

      Would have been cheaper. Even with a little VA cay for mr n mrs wiz

  • @rigell2764
    @rigell2764 Год назад +13

    Man, that last story was wild. I can't imagine sending my vehicle to the shop loaded with all my weapons. I remember working on a pistol at my house and getting distracted and leaving to run an errand. I felt sheer panic when I realized I hadn't secured the firearm and drove straight home to lock it up.

    • @justme-27
      @justme-27 Год назад

      They do no good locked up. Always keep your gun on your person. Loaded and chambered

    • @kalashnikov1343
      @kalashnikov1343 Год назад +3

      Teach your kids and wife firearm safety and you'll have less to worry about.

    • @contractkiller6863
      @contractkiller6863 Год назад +4

      People who “know a thing or two about guns” don’t call magazines clips or think a gun can “go off” at any moment. Wizard doesn’t know anything about guns.

    • @PhysicsGamer
      @PhysicsGamer Год назад

      @@contractkiller6863 Not according to his military record...

  • @imaner76
    @imaner76 Год назад

    You can't fix stupid. You can't avoid stupid.
    You can only master maneuvering around it.
    Thank you for the endearing stories.

  • @UraniumFever88
    @UraniumFever88 11 месяцев назад

    0:40 crop dusting is a sign of deep respect and affection lol

  • @sydecarnutz972
    @sydecarnutz972 Год назад +5

    Man.... You're reminding me why I was so happy to close my shop three years ago! The "quality" of my customers had just gone to SH*T. I closed and retired!

  • @Dac54
    @Dac54 Год назад +10

    With the exception of the stories about convincing a few folks from Hawaii not to spend a fortune on shipping their vehicles to your shop, all I did was shake my head in amazement with the rest of the stories. In all seriousness, there sadly are lots of nut cases out there that one has to exercise extreme caution in dealing with them, especially with how out of control the drug addiction issues are nowadays. As for characters such as the one from NJ who didn’t want to believe you even though you went through the trouble of showing him video proof of what the problem was with the leak, there are some out there who are hopeless.

  • @donaldolin7219
    @donaldolin7219 Год назад +1

    Worked in a psych ER in Denver. These customers make our patients look unremarkable.

  • @garyforestier1118
    @garyforestier1118 Месяц назад

    I love your humility and respect

  • @johnbellah2350
    @johnbellah2350 2 месяца назад

    Re: your valve cover diagnosis on the Ford 5.3l. In the 1970s I was called by a Used car dealer-he had a 1972 Pinto that wasn’t running right- HE diagnosed it as needing a tune-up.
    I told him his car may not need a tuneup-up, there are some tricks involving Pintos.
    “Nonsense, plugs, points, & condenser is what it needs. Get it done!”
    So at his insistence, I did the tune-which it didn’t need. The next morning he called me. “That Pinto runs like s*it.”
    I took the parts I took off the Pinto and dumped them on the ink blotter of his mahogany desk. I told him they came off his Pinto.
    “But those parts look brand new!” (You insisted!!!) I told the problem was a leaky Deceleration Valve Diaphragm ($2.50) which I installed.
    (I could have just replaced the diaphragm and charged him for the tune up. But I don’t play that way)