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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @korkiwi
    @korkiwi 2 года назад +37888

    Him: "This is a $2.20 smash burger."
    Inflation: "WAS."

    • @butter2079
      @butter2079 2 года назад +563

      Per portion

    • @danielm17
      @danielm17 2 года назад +513

      Joe Biden: "was".

    • @Natciu
      @Natciu 2 года назад +66

      HAHAHAHAH

    • @montripp9902
      @montripp9902 2 года назад +141

      The hot sauce alone has always been 2 dollars

    • @Verdian7
      @Verdian7 2 года назад +43

      Senator Armstrong: THE SUPERMARKET ECONOMY JACK

  • @Noob-ns9vt
    @Noob-ns9vt 2 года назад +13126

    "And then I'll smash my ball until it's no longer a ball, really"
    *goes to comments asap*

  • @h3xad3cimaldev61
    @h3xad3cimaldev61 2 года назад +9317

    "I'll season my ball"
    "And then I'll smash by ball until it's no longer a ball"
    "A little bit more of my sauce"

  • @EverybodyHandsDownFree
    @EverybodyHandsDownFree 2 месяца назад +1224

    Burger:99%
    Lemon Seed: 1%

  • @AP_Creation738
    @AP_Creation738 2 года назад +9333

    "And then I'll smash my ball until it's no longer a ball, really"
    *Rock eyebrows raise*

    • @sharpman5772
      @sharpman5772 2 года назад +91

      📸🤨

    • @twoseed
      @twoseed 2 года назад +46

      🤨

    • @jbmdgaming3153
      @jbmdgaming3153 2 года назад +40

      4k 📸 🤨

    • @Smoove.jay13
      @Smoove.jay13 2 года назад +26

      📷 🤨

    • @chesed_yt1
      @chesed_yt1 2 года назад +51

      🤨📸 caught in 8k 1080p HD ultra 120fps high focus 10x range 4800k framerate

  • @kumaraaryan221
    @kumaraaryan221 Год назад +7783

    Instructions unclear, my doc says i can't be a father now....

    • @Mortenjwhre
      @Mortenjwhre Год назад +94

      Pain

    • @seagull6636
      @seagull6636 Год назад +27

      ​@@Chrimp7828 who is talking about her?

    • @Chrimp7828
      @Chrimp7828 Год назад +13

      @@seagull6636 k i thinksd thyd deleteds them

    • @Onepiecenjoyer
      @Onepiecenjoyer Год назад +25

      @@Chrimp7828 the hell we dont talk squid game bruh

    • @Swenk684
      @Swenk684 Год назад +8

      ​@@Onepiecenjoyerwdym squidward?

  • @farminghuntingtrapping-fht
    @farminghuntingtrapping-fht 2 года назад +8222

    “I will smash my ball until it is no longer a ball” 💀 nah that got me

  • @chicken
    @chicken 5 месяцев назад +2279

    "I'll season my ball"
    "I'll smash my ball"

    • @Animotionn
      @Animotionn 5 месяцев назад +25

      poor chicken, 0 likes 0 comments

    • @kevinly5491
      @kevinly5491 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Juewlzx
      @Juewlzx 4 месяца назад +37

      @@Animotionnhes so common to find that nobody cares abt him anymore

    • @Soshiant_gh
      @Soshiant_gh 4 месяца назад

      Fr​@@Juewlzx

    • @Soshiant_gh
      @Soshiant_gh 4 месяца назад +13

      This chicken guy is a comment bot that copys the top comment

  • @AvalanchePlayz42001
    @AvalanchePlayz42001 2 года назад +2674

    "I will season my ball with salt"
    "In a ripping hot pan I will place my ball salt side down"
    "With a heavy pot I will SMASH my ball until it's not a ball"

  • @laurenjulia1877
    @laurenjulia1877 2 года назад +8173

    A true “college” meal would have condiments from stollen packets lol

    • @Curry3659
      @Curry3659 2 года назад +222

      And no veggies, maybe not even any meat

    • @kidtacularKIDS
      @kidtacularKIDS 2 года назад +161

      When he pulled out the tomato, I was like naw. The only veggies I'd get were if my Dad stopped by with a care package and it was in some dish my step mom made for me.

    • @FrankieKnowhere
      @FrankieKnowhere 2 года назад +34

      @@kidtacularKIDS Tf you mean?
      Tomatoes are like $2 a pound

    • @kidtacularKIDS
      @kidtacularKIDS 2 года назад +65

      @@FrankieKnowhere I live in Hawaii where everything is expensive, when in college and working to pay bills buying fresh produce wasn't an important thing. The staple was instant ramen and maybe some rice to be eaten after classes/work.

    • @FrankieKnowhere
      @FrankieKnowhere 2 года назад +18

      @@kidtacularKIDS Exactly what I was wondering, like if it was a diff country thing haha. That sucks, sorry to hear.
      Prices been up here lately as well.

  • @TheVortex808
    @TheVortex808 2 года назад +4116

    I thought he said “daily music that got me through college” really got confused when he was talking about a burger.

    • @Dylan-cp7hx
      @Dylan-cp7hx 2 года назад +21

      where did you hear the word daily?

    • @parul808
      @parul808 2 года назад +1

      I heard the same thing and than had to re-watch

    • @lartiuskan124
      @lartiuskan124 2 года назад

      Pov:u restarted the video to see if he said that

    • @bootifulmidge5301
      @bootifulmidge5301 2 года назад

      Me too

    • @henryruggsiii3970
      @henryruggsiii3970 2 года назад +11

      Were you high as hell or sum because he didn’t even come close to saying that

  • @gurmansingh7771
    @gurmansingh7771 7 месяцев назад +345

    Bro sacrificed his future generations for a burger...now that what you call dedication 💀

    • @Sisonpyh
      @Sisonpyh 5 месяцев назад +2

      Wym?

    • @gurmansingh7771
      @gurmansingh7771 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@Sisonpyh how old are you?

    • @yxl-xs9ne
      @yxl-xs9ne 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @user-kb2pg8uf6l
      @user-kb2pg8uf6l 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Sisonpyhhe smashed his ball😢

    • @veliantriic
      @veliantriic 2 месяца назад +7

      bro this isnt even funny you're just 12

  • @godofbass6941
    @godofbass6941 Год назад +5810

    “It will cost you $2.20”
    Inflation: “I think you added a period by accident”

    • @thelastunderscore1491
      @thelastunderscore1491 Год назад +30

      LOL 😂 😂 😂

    • @cadellhe
      @cadellhe Год назад +110

      Yeah actual how cheap is food where he is,

    • @MyselfOffical
      @MyselfOffical Год назад +15

      220 damn

    • @Jason_Ultimate
      @Jason_Ultimate Год назад +144

      @@cadellhe
      It doesn't account for buying in bulk, my guess is it's proportionate to the amount used per burger.

    • @CoronaBorealis02
      @CoronaBorealis02 Год назад +33

      @@Jason_Ultimate welp, guess im eating burgers for the next 2 weeks

  • @isaactrujillo2022
    @isaactrujillo2022 2 года назад +1723

    “Okay that’s a lie” - LMAO

    • @spyman1833
      @spyman1833 2 года назад +3

      627 likes and no reply
      Gotta fix that

    • @The_Iron_Man
      @The_Iron_Man 2 года назад +2

      @@spyman1833 Make it 2 and 743 likes

    • @user-tw1zi6ez7v
      @user-tw1zi6ez7v 2 года назад +1

      @@The_Iron_Man make it 3 and 768 likes

    • @qburgers4261
      @qburgers4261 2 года назад +2

      Make it 4 and 788 likes

    • @Ndoka009
      @Ndoka009 2 года назад +1

      Make it 5 and 810 likes

  • @The_Mythical_Potato
    @The_Mythical_Potato 2 года назад +15216

    “I’ll season my ball with salt”
    “I’ll smash my balls with a small pot” 💀

    • @CaptainMez0
      @CaptainMez0 2 года назад +472

      Don’t forget to add my special sauce

    • @just_a_dead_dude
      @just_a_dead_dude 2 года назад +278

      *"i cover the ball with paper"*

    • @randomguyonyoutubeXD
      @randomguyonyoutubeXD 2 года назад +198

      "Some More Of My Sauce"

    • @Mario_1611
      @Mario_1611 2 года назад +156

      "I'm never going to 5 guys again"

    • @mcmarc4924
      @mcmarc4924 2 года назад +36

      I’ll have some more of my sauce

  • @natec.2654
    @natec.2654 6 месяцев назад +157

    “my sauce” is wild bro 💀

  • @Bingus948
    @Bingus948 2 года назад +3056

    “I’ll smash my ball until it’s no longer a ball really”
    and that was the last branch on the family tree

  • @crusader5013
    @crusader5013 2 года назад +1920

    “I’ll smash my ball until it’s not a ball really”
    I don’t think we’re talking about the smash burger anymore

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +4

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @sarapanthaa4262
      @sarapanthaa4262 2 года назад +6

      @@EEEEEEEE why are you everywhere,
      And what ist the meaning of E?!?

    • @noobsalot
      @noobsalot 2 года назад +2

      Nah he plays super smash bros

    • @fard5789
      @fard5789 2 года назад

      @@noobsalot nah bro he plays super smash

    • @FatherlessTrashTalker
      @FatherlessTrashTalker 2 года назад +4

      This generation is dirty minded

  • @kshdof3416
    @kshdof3416 Год назад +5888

    "honey why can't we make a baby"
    "It's complicated"

  • @virginiaatherton4102
    @virginiaatherton4102 4 месяца назад +19

    HE’S BEATING HIS MEAT!

  • @transairhungary
    @transairhungary 2 года назад +4323

    "I'll season my ball"
    "I'll smash my ball"
    "Some more of my sauce"
    Damn

    • @reapermx3580
      @reapermx3580 2 года назад +23

      Lol

    • @infuriators9644
      @infuriators9644 2 года назад +69

      There’s no way that was on accident 😂

    • @ilikebobies
      @ilikebobies 2 года назад +49

      Now that’s what I called home made

    • @jw_archstar3851
      @jw_archstar3851 2 года назад +13

      I only have two complaints his lettuce was actually spinach and you never season the tomatoes on a burger because that’s supposed to be the refreshing part

    • @Alejandro-fr9jc
      @Alejandro-fr9jc 2 года назад +6

      🤨📸

  • @justintukana9907
    @justintukana9907 2 года назад +3710

    "Smash my ball until it's no longer a ball, really"
    Every man watching this: 😶

  • @hekkrjs2698
    @hekkrjs2698 2 года назад +5520

    “I will smash my ball“ - Sir, this is a Wendy’s. We don’t do that here.

  • @marsinamarro3917
    @marsinamarro3917 24 дня назад +1

    Quote of the year “I’m going to smash my ball”

  • @lillyolson7656
    @lillyolson7656 2 года назад +7405

    Him: “it’s only a $ 2.00 burger”
    Me:*spends more than $ 20.00 trying to make it*

    • @chaserupert9422
      @chaserupert9422 2 года назад +467

      Yeah but with the amount hes using its only technically 2 dollars to make.

    • @lillyolson7656
      @lillyolson7656 2 года назад +369

      @@chaserupert9422 I know, I was just making a joke out of different prices in different places, I live somewhere off the mainland so a gallon of milk is nearly $10.00 here due to shipping taxes, so I found it funny that he was able to make a nice looking burger for only $2.00

    • @adjacent-smith
      @adjacent-smith 2 года назад +65

      also went to college 15 years ago lol

    • @chaserupert9422
      @chaserupert9422 2 года назад +40

      @@lillyolson7656 Holy crap that's expensive

    • @Ryan-gq7bf
      @Ryan-gq7bf 2 года назад +10

      You can make more than 1 tho

  • @Weeping_W1ll0w
    @Weeping_W1ll0w Год назад +8395

    Instructions unclear, I am in the hospital

    • @yobro5636
      @yobro5636 Год назад +551

      💀BRO REALLY SMASH HIS BALLS

    • @Jsiehdud
      @Jsiehdud Год назад

      did you season your balls too

    • @Jsiehdud
      @Jsiehdud Год назад

      @@yobro5636 the question is, did he season his balls

    • @theinevitable4855
      @theinevitable4855 Год назад +81

      @@yobro5636 💀 💀 💀 😂😂😂

    • @BraydenOden-tl4bk
      @BraydenOden-tl4bk Год назад +73

      📸💀💀💀🧀💀🔥🤣👨🪰💀🐄🤣👂📂💀💩

  • @justagamer1308
    @justagamer1308 Год назад +4384

    "Dad why I am adopted"
    "It's complicated"

  • @KTGOTD
    @KTGOTD 16 часов назад +1

    Made these today. Best burger I’ve ever had

  • @oiamdahantar
    @oiamdahantar Год назад +3590

    "I will smash my ball with a heavy pan"
    *RIP this guy's entire bloodline 💀*

  • @drippylightbulb4634
    @drippylightbulb4634 2 года назад +2866

    “Smash your ball…”
    If that’s basically your children, then…

  • @saniakhan4068
    @saniakhan4068 2 года назад +994

    "Tiny squeeze of lemon"
    "Two shots of vodka"

    • @hdmiav5748
      @hdmiav5748 2 года назад +13

      The cocktail dude 🤯🤯🤯😭✋

    • @Erikk_is_Tired
      @Erikk_is_Tired 2 года назад +3

      Those two shots must've been Shaq size shots

    • @medisowkers5829
      @medisowkers5829 2 года назад +6

      This has to be the most American thing ive heard this year.

    • @johnwick4106
      @johnwick4106 2 года назад

      yeah bro that is a tiny squeeze

    • @ryukobestwaifu3319
      @ryukobestwaifu3319 2 года назад +1

      @@medisowkers5829 are tacos American to you aswell?

  • @adityaprasad6693
    @adityaprasad6693 9 месяцев назад +11

    “Some more of my sauce” 💀

  • @amleshkumar1982
    @amleshkumar1982 2 года назад +9690

    "I will season my ball"
    "I will put my ball in a pan"
    "I will smash my ball"
    *RUSHES TO COMMENTS*

  • @Novaflare187
    @Novaflare187 2 года назад +1167

    Wooohooo $2 meal!
    Me after trying to buy everything he used at the grocery store: what do you mean I can't just buy half a tomato and a single slice of cheese.....

    • @GNARLJOE
      @GNARLJOE 2 года назад +99

      I'm still lookin for the buns that cost 20 cents!

    • @fromherewewalk3745
      @fromherewewalk3745 2 года назад +37

      @@GNARLJOElow quality but Walmart brand sells 8 pack burger buns for around $1

    • @sammcdaniel8145
      @sammcdaniel8145 2 года назад +29

      Yo bro I'm trynna buy 3¢ worth of ketchup

    • @adultsasuke7627
      @adultsasuke7627 2 года назад +8

      the meal is 2$ so what u need is worth about the money hes telling, also if u think of it like that then u should also consider the price of tools he use

    • @bobbytaraantino
      @bobbytaraantino 2 года назад +5

      You can buy the whole ingredientsand make it your food 3x a day for like 3-5 days.

  • @yourordinarycarl8010
    @yourordinarycarl8010 2 года назад +716

    "i seasoned my ball"
    "then i smashed my ball, until it wasn't a ball anymore"
    Are the quote that can't get out from my head

    • @chaosbuilder1531
      @chaosbuilder1531 2 года назад +2

      Oh god now its in my head!

    • @N1ghtZz
      @N1ghtZz 2 года назад

      Phrases*

    • @sasvkeee._
      @sasvkeee._ 2 года назад

      uh

    • @sasvkeee._
      @sasvkeee._ 2 года назад

      @@N1ghtZz there’s verbs, so it’s not a phrase.. if you’re gonna correct them do it right

  • @TheGuyWhoAskes2
    @TheGuyWhoAskes2 6 месяцев назад +56

    bro will about to spawn the entire chuchington fans💀

    • @itspegasus8785
      @itspegasus8785 5 месяцев назад

      fr

    • @Henry-mp3kf
      @Henry-mp3kf 5 месяцев назад +4

      2 dollar and twenty cent smash burger?! Try my one cent smash burger instead!

    • @Leva-du1nk
      @Leva-du1nk 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Henry-mp3kf1 CENT!? THATS WAY TOO MANY! try my 0.000000000000000000000000001 belarus ruble Smash Burger instead! Step 1: "1 Smash Burger please"

  • @mr.divine4103
    @mr.divine4103 2 года назад +907

    “Can I have salt”
    “Just that sir”
    “Yes”
    “Why?”
    “I’ll season my ball generously”

  • @abcron3788
    @abcron3788 Год назад +2755

    It always sounds like it's 2 dollars until you spend 20 bucks getting all the ingredients and never make it again after spending 2 hours in the kitchen the first time

    • @mariuslundal4433
      @mariuslundal4433 Год назад +61

      Facts

    • @tnxliwl
      @tnxliwl Год назад +35

      Exactly

    • @foxy6478
      @foxy6478 Год назад +30

      Trueee, just like with flour, you need only few spoons and then you put somewhere and forget about it

    • @CalebPerez
      @CalebPerez Год назад +37

      But it’s like AN hour to prep, cook, and clean after you eat this. That’s assuming you make enough onions and sauce etc for the entire $20.

    • @lowestcommonDenomanator
      @lowestcommonDenomanator Год назад +93

      Yeah that’s kinda how cooking works, but you can make a bunch of patties and refrigerate them then heat back up on the stove or if you’re in a hurry the microwave and then it’s a lot easier

  • @sanjibsarkar4486
    @sanjibsarkar4486 2 года назад +197

    "I will place my ball in the hot pan" this got me 😂

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 2 года назад +2

      At least he didn't use 2 balls

  • @Natroxxxxx
    @Natroxxxxx 24 дня назад +1

    The "I smashed my ball" was crazy💀

  • @username666io
    @username666io 2 года назад +635

    "I'll season my ball with salt"
    "I'll put my ball on a scorching hot pan"
    "I'll smash my ball till it's no longer a ball"
    Ah yes, thats some advance level CBT

    • @BokuNoDensetsuNoHoshi
      @BokuNoDensetsuNoHoshi 2 года назад +4

      from Wikipedia

    • @deepknight930
      @deepknight930 2 года назад +2

      He must of used the knife strat if it's only one now

    • @frogert158
      @frogert158 2 года назад +8

      that's why it's called a smash burger 😏

    • @wolfgaming9145
      @wolfgaming9145 2 года назад

      And more of my sause💀

    • @Bolt99K
      @Bolt99K 2 года назад +1

      How does this have 500 likes😂💀, like wtf why would half a thousand random people on YT even know what that is

  • @LethalTicTac
    @LethalTicTac Год назад +145

    Flat earthers: “I will smash my ball until it is no longer a ball”

  • @96.6palms
    @96.6palms Год назад +1404

    “Like this is 2 bucks I’m never going to 5 guys again” “ok that’s a lie”😂😂

    • @Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN
      @Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN Год назад +20

      It is if you could buy each ingredient by that tiny slice he was showing but you can’t so def not $2

    • @TroikaTV1
      @TroikaTV1 Год назад +9

      ​@@Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN so you are just gonna use the 5ct worth or ketchup and throw the rest away?

    • @Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN
      @Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN Год назад +2

      @@TroikaTV1 yes. I don’t eat ketchup, I usually use catsup.

    • @redtortoise
      @redtortoise Год назад +1

      @@Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN What?

    • @Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN
      @Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN Год назад +3

      @@redtortoise XD catsup….? It’s similiar to American ketchup without all the aded sugar and a stuff

  • @tyrant_seas
    @tyrant_seas Месяц назад +2

    N95 background goes hard

  • @RyRyman
    @RyRyman Год назад +5675

    Bros getting these ingredients at goodwill or sum💀 bro lost me as soon as he said 20 cents for burger buns😭

    • @francisponoci5161
      @francisponoci5161 Год назад +292

      One burger bun is $.20

    • @xamurai00
      @xamurai00 Год назад +359

      @@francisponoci5161 its still dumb becos we still need to pay 1.20 for that 6 pack of buns

    • @matthewmacias9103
      @matthewmacias9103 Год назад +163

      @@xamurai00 Then use the rest for something else

    • @alphadoughnut2651
      @alphadoughnut2651 Год назад +289

      @@matthewmacias9103 or just make six of them to eat throughout the week or sumthin idk

    • @zenketski
      @zenketski Год назад +390

      @@xamurai00 yeah I know it's bullshit. I'm so sick of buying six hamburger buns for $1.20 and then having to throw out the other five. I wish they could just sell me one so I didn't have to waste the others

  • @Peter-6233
    @Peter-6233 2 года назад +1051

    Me: “This is a 2$ can of chili mixed with a bag of hot chips.”

    • @Loralanthalas
      @Loralanthalas 2 года назад +15

      My husband from the UK is convinced I made up firto pie.

    • @user-sb3in5zp5q
      @user-sb3in5zp5q 2 года назад +6

      @@Loralanthalas LMAO yeah that's understandable

    • @Boobear08279
      @Boobear08279 2 года назад

      Do you honestly expect me to believe you had the hotchips already? You know you smashed every bag you ever had don't lie 🤣

    • @Peter-6233
      @Peter-6233 2 года назад

      @@Boobear08279 damn bro you rite you rite

    • @Av3rageL0ser4lt
      @Av3rageL0ser4lt 2 года назад

      @@Boobear08279 damn ur right

  • @Wirps
    @Wirps Год назад +5277

    Instructions unclear: I can't have children

  • @Car_engine.
    @Car_engine. Месяц назад +1

    My college meal tip
    1. Get enough money to go to mc donald
    2. Get cheap meal
    3. Get a shit load of sauce packets
    4. Buy cheap ham, cheese and bread
    5. Make s a n d w i c h

  • @livywithane
    @livywithane 2 года назад +833

    "Okay that's a lie"
    Me whenever I say imma exercise for a whole week.

    • @c97x
      @c97x 2 года назад +8

      The lie burger 2.20$ worth of seasoning and oil lmfao

    • @notyourbusiness1352
      @notyourbusiness1352 2 года назад +1

      @@c97x a pan and energy to heat it up....

    • @idk9637
      @idk9637 2 года назад +3

      Idk u but u really should exercise. It doesn't have to be running. It doesn't have to be weight lifting. There are a ton of different ways to keep ur body healthy. Just find one u enjoy. Also maybe if u listen to a podcast start only listening to it while ur on a bike ride or something. Will seem like less of a chore since u are doing something u enjoy at the same time. And eventually it might trick ur brain into liking cycling haha.

    • @Flamed_YT
      @Flamed_YT 2 года назад

      Lol me too

    • @henny5792
      @henny5792 2 года назад

      Relateable

  • @beastboyisthebest613
    @beastboyisthebest613 2 года назад +419

    "Season my ball with salt"
    BROOOOO- 💀

    • @ginjuicedup9642
      @ginjuicedup9642 2 года назад

      U gotta be 12 kuz that shit was not funny😂

    • @lindonkhan1704
      @lindonkhan1704 2 года назад

      Whahwhw

    • @checkmates_only
      @checkmates_only 2 года назад

      More like smash my boolls

    • @ianjosh2
      @ianjosh2 2 года назад

      @@sapphirefilmworks dsasssssswsws

    • @Shazaaaaa
      @Shazaaaaa 2 года назад

      😂 dude talking about his balls lmao
      Me-instantly opens comments lmao 🤣

  • @RobloxReviews1
    @RobloxReviews1 Год назад +5016

    My mans still living in the 1980s

    • @pastafour3717
      @pastafour3717 Год назад +613

      @Floron it’s because it’s based on the portion. Like five cents worth of ketchup, but you still need to buy a whole bottle of ketchup. 90 cents worth of ground beef, but you’re still paying 7 bucks for the pound.

    • @escarpinbleu4907
      @escarpinbleu4907 Год назад +120

      ​@Floron he comes from an east European country ,life there's is cheaper 😅

    • @vandagylon2885
      @vandagylon2885 Год назад +18

      ​@@pastafour3717 well, they just take the price of the ingredients and them multiply it, then round up. Tax also makes it more expensive.

    • @avarmauk
      @avarmauk Год назад +11

      @@escarpinbleu4907meat used: ambiguous

    • @LandonJP07
      @LandonJP07 Год назад +80

      He’s referring to the portions. Those little bit of onions it’s 20 cents or what ever he said, but you can just buy 6 pieces of sliced onion.

  • @stevengelling5616
    @stevengelling5616 6 месяцев назад +8

    So I’ve cooked this so many times now. My kids love it. My personal improvements, use shallots instead, start frying them in a bit of butter and salt until browning and then chuck the burger balls in, and let the shallots take up the juice. Flip the burger, put the shallots on top and then the cheese. Makes for less mess.
    I’m in the UK and use ready made burgers. By far the best ones I’ve found are the basic ones in Asda, the small ones in packs of 8 in the chilled section.
    Bangin!!

  • @lunashasarts
    @lunashasarts Год назад +2574

    Man’s pulling those ingredient prices outta his cooked ass.

    • @Elijah42069
      @Elijah42069 Год назад +136

      the actual price is 38 dollars

    • @tatertotboi
      @tatertotboi Год назад +246

      It's per portion, not in bulk.

    • @mammon594
      @mammon594 Год назад +250

      @@tatertotboi you cant buy ingredients by those sizes, so you have to buy in a larger size than you need.

    • @legionofgod6691
      @legionofgod6691 Год назад +6

      😂😂

    • @legionofgod6691
      @legionofgod6691 Год назад +8

      @@mammon594 fr

  • @cube-e6616
    @cube-e6616 2 года назад +418

    "I'll smash my ball until it's no longer a ball, really."
    *I felt that..*

  • @navodudara1082
    @navodudara1082 2 года назад +194

    "Make a ball"
    "Season the ball"
    "Place the ball with salt"
    "Smash the ball"

  • @Mollzeer309
    @Mollzeer309 Месяц назад +5

    “I’ll season my ball” 💀

  • @vip_gaur
    @vip_gaur 2 года назад +407

    "I will season my ball"
    "I will put my ball in a pan"
    Here we go again

    • @initialdoge8528
      @initialdoge8528 2 года назад +3

      bro can you not- 💀

    • @Neithan_Hirsch
      @Neithan_Hirsch 2 года назад +2

      Thank you for making me imagine this 😭

    • @Aecix
      @Aecix 2 года назад +1

      yoy forgot when he said “I will smash my ball”

    • @Dyrroth_007
      @Dyrroth_007 2 года назад

      "put my sauce in it"

    • @Ryzilix
      @Ryzilix 2 года назад

      "I smash my ball"

  • @cfeditz8537
    @cfeditz8537 2 года назад +770

    "Smash my ball untill it's no longer a ball"
    "Season your ball with salt"
    "Some more of my sauce"

  • @scruffyplayz2882
    @scruffyplayz2882 2 года назад +2713

    “I’ll season my ball with salt”
    Me kinda wanting to try that irl

  • @garimatalwar6665
    @garimatalwar6665 6 месяцев назад +6

    instructions unclear, my blind uncle made this and lost his balls

  • @not_jac0b
    @not_jac0b Год назад +55

    "I will smash my ball" bro just said goodbye to his whole bloodline

  • @ankanpradhan9724
    @ankanpradhan9724 Год назад +4124

    That seed from the lemon is not letting me sleep 💀
    Edit:- Damn!!?? My phone out of existence???!!

    • @conehead2222
      @conehead2222 Год назад +67

      how are you the only person who noticed this it was the first thing i saw 😭

    • @SaimonBhattarai2
      @SaimonBhattarai2 Год назад +34

      That was a *SEED?* 😭💀

    • @okieno7570
      @okieno7570 Год назад

      ​@@SaimonBhattarai2nope, that was *CUM*

    • @thenumber24spiral
      @thenumber24spiral Год назад +15

      ​@@SaimonBhattarai2 what did you think it was?

    • @SaimonBhattarai2
      @SaimonBhattarai2 Год назад +12

      @@thenumber24spiral I forgot, this. was 10 days ago

  • @the_master-kit
    @the_master-kit 2 года назад +220

    "i will place my ball in the pan"
    *t a s t y* 💀

    • @almondcookie4072
      @almondcookie4072 2 года назад

      "And smash my ball"

    • @IgnitionP
      @IgnitionP 2 года назад +1

      Aw heil nah

    • @deletochocolate5188
      @deletochocolate5188 2 года назад +2

      I remember the day i burnt my balls. There was so hot outside and my bike seat was heated so i set on it and the amount of pain i got it nothing compared to this.☠️

    • @haunter_xd
      @haunter_xd 2 года назад +1

      @@deletochocolate5188 oh god im feeling pain in my balls while reading this

    • @deletochocolate5188
      @deletochocolate5188 2 года назад +1

      @@haunter_xd i wasn't even wearing underwear in that day 🌡️

  • @sloppyname4184
    @sloppyname4184 15 дней назад

    "Let me get 1 rib." Vibes 😂

  • @normal6386
    @normal6386 2 года назад +321

    Pov: your looking through the comments and they are about smashing balls

    • @ServantofGod131
      @ServantofGod131 2 года назад +2

      Pov: you’re looking at my reply

    • @aperson450
      @aperson450 2 года назад

      @@ServantofGod131 pov: correct

    • @alex-4095
      @alex-4095 2 года назад

      weirdly that could be a hobby

    • @surreptitious5871
      @surreptitious5871 2 года назад

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭oh fuck

    • @TEDN00B
      @TEDN00B 2 года назад

      Ugh i hate these type of comments

  • @Corperatedumpsterfire
    @Corperatedumpsterfire 2 года назад +4292

    Where the fuck is he getting these prices from 😭😭

  • @XenonSlams
    @XenonSlams Год назад +1475

    "I will smash my ball until it's no longer a ball" 😭💀

  • @WoRRlecx
    @WoRRlecx 16 дней назад

    "Smash my ball until It's not a ball"
    🗿🍷Very Relatable

  • @smitasaharoy5187
    @smitasaharoy5187 10 месяцев назад +4849

    "I will smash my ball until it is no longer a ball"💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Sr.CorvusDev
      @Sr.CorvusDev 10 месяцев назад +125

      Kids when they become 12 yo:

    • @Justsomeblackguythatlikesmemes
      @Justsomeblackguythatlikesmemes 10 месяцев назад +37

      Lmfao.😐

    • @Nooblifter
      @Nooblifter 10 месяцев назад +33

      “I will season my ball with salt then smash it untill its no longer a ball”💀

    • @Nooblifter
      @Nooblifter 10 месяцев назад +13

      Along with “ some more of my sauce” 💀

    • @Chadius_Thundercock
      @Chadius_Thundercock 9 месяцев назад

      HE SAID BALL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thatonekidintheback4959
    @thatonekidintheback4959 2 года назад +499

    "I'll season my ball"
    "And i place my ball upside down"
    Me: Ayo?

    • @lunevoleur8912
      @lunevoleur8912 2 года назад +14

      It adds flavor

    • @Vexx_am
      @Vexx_am 2 года назад +5

      @@lunevoleur8912 WTF-

    • @jimlix6
      @jimlix6 2 года назад +4

      @@lunevoleur8912 FACTS! I'm talking from experience

    • @brills08
      @brills08 2 года назад +1

      @@jimlix6 hol' up...experience?

    • @kl-qy4rj
      @kl-qy4rj 2 года назад

      @@lunevoleur8912 Must be really tasty

  • @lizastitch162
    @lizastitch162 2 года назад +367

    “I’ll season my ball”
    Me: *sigh* time to open the comment section

    • @cru2006
      @cru2006 2 года назад +1

      Literally me

    • @shadycreature70
      @shadycreature70 2 года назад +1

      That is precisely why I am here 🤠

    • @Bone_Write
      @Bone_Write 2 года назад

      Wow so original and funny!😐

    • @lizastitch162
      @lizastitch162 2 года назад

      @@Bone_Write no one asked😃

  • @Blackahhmonkeh
    @Blackahhmonkeh 24 дня назад +1

    “I’ll smash my ball”
    -LetsKWOOK 2022

  • @grandmastersterling6707
    @grandmastersterling6707 2 года назад +835

    “Hello shopkeeper, please can I just have a knob of butter, a splash of ketchup, mayo and hot sauce, enough beef for 1 patty and a lettuce leaf?”

    • @prospec538
      @prospec538 2 года назад +25

      Just only eat this burger for 10 days

    • @garmen-
      @garmen- 2 года назад +19

      @@prospec538 I doubt you’d make it to ten days only eating that

    • @majorlionzion
      @majorlionzion 2 года назад +2

      Tell me your poor because you never cook and only go to food places without saying this.

    • @majorlionzion
      @majorlionzion 2 года назад

      @@garmen- then eat different things... But your right

    • @garmen-
      @garmen- 2 года назад +7

      @@majorlionzion did you read who I was replying to?

  • @truck-kun2684
    @truck-kun2684 Год назад +1578

    I sent this to my blind friend
    Now he is in the ER

  • @ndautomotive
    @ndautomotive 2 года назад +550

    You ate like a king, man. Back in college I was on spaghetti, pretzels and processed meats diet.

    • @cantthink3012
      @cantthink3012 2 года назад +9

      Pretzels are slept on

    • @FBI-Agent.
      @FBI-Agent. 2 года назад

      You should try living in my country... the food is bad

    • @vft5593
      @vft5593 2 года назад

      @@FBI-Agent. what country?

    • @LMvdB02
      @LMvdB02 2 года назад +2

      @@FBI-Agent. Can you not cook for yourself in university?

    • @FBI-Agent.
      @FBI-Agent. 2 года назад

      @@vft5593 Myanmar it fcking sucks ass and there's a cope going around

  • @RutchieTano-sy1tn
    @RutchieTano-sy1tn 2 месяца назад +1

    "ill smash my ball" is crazy😂😂

  • @gboi3763
    @gboi3763 2 года назад +118

    Kwoowk: says balls
    Me: “sigh” checks comments

    • @renascitur7051
      @renascitur7051 2 года назад

      Copied

    • @NineStoleMySleep
      @NineStoleMySleep 2 года назад

      @@renascitur7051 the fu-

    • @renascitur7051
      @renascitur7051 2 года назад

      @@NineStoleMySleep Look at all the other comments within this video. It's all '*sigh*..'

  • @PhaverX
    @PhaverX 2 года назад +542

    "Ill season my ball generously"

    • @1599C
      @1599C 2 года назад +5

      You don’t do that to your ball?!

    • @-Shinro-
      @-Shinro- 2 года назад +9

      @@1599C dam you only got 1 ball?

    • @Verynormalprofile
      @Verynormalprofile 2 года назад +8

      @@-Shinro- yeah I ate the other one

    • @-Shinro-
      @-Shinro- 2 года назад +5

      @@Verynormalprofile was it big? Juicy?

    • @pokemonletsgotext5363
      @pokemonletsgotext5363 2 года назад +5

      Just what the fuck is this comment section

  • @samirankalita5260
    @samirankalita5260 2 года назад +185

    "I am gonna season my ball with salt"
    "I will smash my ball until it's no longer a ball"
    😶

  • @indianboysajayvijay1259
    @indianboysajayvijay1259 2 месяца назад +1

    I will smash my ball until it is nolonger a ball got me dying

  • @zarrensubhan
    @zarrensubhan 2 года назад +166

    "Smash the ball"
    Me: this is gonna be bad
    *Goes to comment section*

    • @SanilJadhav711
      @SanilJadhav711 2 года назад

      Season my ball with salt and place it upside down in a pan, then smash it with a heavy container 😳

    • @truedarklight
      @truedarklight 2 года назад

      @@SanilJadhav711 🤨

  • @toastytotz9206
    @toastytotz9206 2 года назад +2753

    Idk where he’s getting 20 cent bread I need to go to that store

    • @sharonvalentine2373
      @sharonvalentine2373 2 года назад +38

      Being gluten free it’s like $4 bread

    • @chandrenputhusserry6627
      @chandrenputhusserry6627 2 года назад +213

      Its per portion

    • @derekwestbrook9383
      @derekwestbrook9383 2 года назад +8

      Hyvee sells 1 dollar generic bread

    • @allister4056
      @allister4056 2 года назад +4

      @@sharonvalentine2373 same I have celiac it sucks that it costs more

    • @FitnFresh7343
      @FitnFresh7343 2 года назад +31

      @@chandrenputhusserry6627 yeah I get that part. But you don't get to buy these thing in little portions smh lmao

  • @plagidoktor5812
    @plagidoktor5812 3 месяца назад +2

    "I'll season by BALL with salt"
    *Relatable.*

  • @JunsBizarreAdventure
    @JunsBizarreAdventure 2 года назад +216

    “how to make a smash burger “
    “first be a guy”

    • @cozmic8330
      @cozmic8330 2 года назад

      What?

    • @sIitted
      @sIitted 2 года назад +7

      @@cozmic8330 balls joke

    • @samarnazimuddin7020
      @samarnazimuddin7020 2 года назад +1

      @Cozmic
      If you dont get it your way too young 😂

    • @Ultrainstinct7729
      @Ultrainstinct7729 2 года назад +2

      @@samarnazimuddin7020 I didn’t get it but the dude gave me a hint 😂

  • @NikoEverett111
    @NikoEverett111 2 года назад +87

    "I'll salt my ball"
    "I'll smash my ball till it's no longer a ball"
    me: deep sigh...
    *goes to comment section*

  • @lk_c7214
    @lk_c7214 2 года назад +3355

    Where did you make this in college? I had a hot water boiler and a fridge in my dorm room and ate ramen, cereal, and pretzels like it was going out of style! This is far too advanced to be a struggle meal! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @producer-topic3737
      @producer-topic3737 2 года назад +76

      Buy a hot plate

    • @iamwarrior1670
      @iamwarrior1670 2 года назад +182

      1 pan meal is too advanced? Step up, you are in charge of your own life.

    • @syasyaishavingfun
      @syasyaishavingfun 2 года назад +171

      @@iamwarrior1670 they are saying they don't even have a kitchen in college. Maybe it's against the law to bring anything to cook.

    • @pumpkinlatte6049
      @pumpkinlatte6049 2 года назад +55

      People have different dorm regulation. Mine has kitchen and we're allowed to cook.

    • @iamwarrior1670
      @iamwarrior1670 2 года назад +19

      @@pumpkinlatte6049 sounds like a 3rd world country if not

  • @FriedelJrYT
    @FriedelJrYT 6 месяцев назад +3

    Very good!! The First smash Burger that I have seen in a while with properly dosed lettuce and vegetables

  • @TheThirdLimpet
    @TheThirdLimpet 2 года назад +3563

    🪑

    • @harrypottah4500
      @harrypottah4500 2 года назад +89

      venezuela be like: whatchu mean this costed me 546,672.81 VEF.

    • @harrypottah4500
      @harrypottah4500 2 года назад +6

      omg russians rn

    • @The_mrbob
      @The_mrbob 2 года назад +22

      How much is this in your country????? 2$ is cheap (though obviously you can't buy 2 buns or a single cheese slice). Better comment would be, "POV: you live in a society where college costs an exorbitant amount of money and you need it to get a decent job."

    • @der._.krieger
      @der._.krieger 2 года назад +10

      @@harrypottah4500 Pakistanis: are you challenging me?

    • @artvandelay5565
      @artvandelay5565 2 года назад +6

      @@The_mrbob i can make half as many of these with minimum wage and prices in my country compared to US

  • @Joshua.Graham
    @Joshua.Graham 2 года назад +142

    “I season my balls with salt” this guy

  • @a.el.3470
    @a.el.3470 Год назад +87

    My anxiety when the seed of the lemon fell into the sauce📈📈📈

  • @wahidaminmujawar1258
    @wahidaminmujawar1258 4 месяца назад

    smash my bolls until it's not bolls anymore
    - best line of 2024

  • @sibayandeb8953
    @sibayandeb8953 Год назад +1002

    "I will smash my ball until it's no longer a ball actually"
    -Kwoowk

  • @RivalryDark1029
    @RivalryDark1029 Год назад +425

    "Then I'll put a tiny squeeze of lemon juice"
    *Squeezes so hard the seed falls in the sauce*

    • @unitedstatesofamerica9256
      @unitedstatesofamerica9256 Год назад

      Lol

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh Год назад +2

      legit how do you even hand squeeze a lemon without any seeds falling, unless you do it at an angle or something idk

    • @IceBlueLugia
      @IceBlueLugia Год назад +2

      @@Josuh Put your second hand under the lemon to catch the seeds while parting your fingers so the juice can still fall through

    • @duncanchillake8024
      @duncanchillake8024 Год назад +1

      ​@@IceBlueLugia that's very unsanitary

    • @IceBlueLugia
      @IceBlueLugia Год назад +9

      @@duncanchillake8024 Um, how, what the fuck? Wash your hands before making the food and you’re fine. Is holding the vegetables when you’re cutting them also unsanitary?

  • @yuyuyope
    @yuyuyope 2 года назад +20

    “ sir are you buying the whole bottle of ketchup?”
    “ no just .05 cents worth, thank you. “

  • @daronyaz873
    @daronyaz873 16 дней назад

    I'll season my ball😂
    I'll smash my ball😂
    I'll make a ball😂
    I'll place my ball😂

  • @roronoazoro1497
    @roronoazoro1497 2 года назад +198

    "I season my ball with salt"
    Me: Immediately look to at the comments

  • @1MFILMS000
    @1MFILMS000 2 года назад +238

    “let’s make some burger sauce”
    people from utah and idaho: wait so fry sauce?

    • @AfterTwiiight
      @AfterTwiiight 2 года назад +2

      FUCKING EXACTLY

    • @kaleinyann
      @kaleinyann 2 года назад +4

      It’s all the same tbh, just cause it’s burger sauce for someone else doesn’t mean “fry sauce” is the real word
      It has many name variations

    • @1MFILMS000
      @1MFILMS000 2 года назад +1

      @@kaleinyann true true

    • @Jedinight5045
      @Jedinight5045 2 года назад +1

      I would say the same thing but I would add on and say is it good?

    • @coldbean7383
      @coldbean7383 2 года назад

      It’s gotta be the Arctic circle fry sauce

  • @TheLostGamersz
    @TheLostGamersz 2 года назад +174

    "A tiny squeeze of lemon juice."
    The seed: "you forgot about me"

    • @Buzzee538
      @Buzzee538 2 года назад +1

      What seed tho 😏

  • @AironasBacevičius
    @AironasBacevičius 2 месяца назад

    Bro really cut that moment that lemon seed fell in sause 😂😂😅

  • @Bee19207
    @Bee19207 Год назад +1805

    Wherever this dude lives is heavenly. The cheapest ketchup I can find is $7 💀

    • @twindexxx
      @twindexxx Год назад +528

      No the price is for the amount used. Like let's say the bottle has 1 litre of ketchup and costs 10$ then 10 ml only cost 10 cent

    • @Bee19207
      @Bee19207 Год назад +80

      @@twindexxx ooh. That makes sense

    • @floccolarin5347
      @floccolarin5347 Год назад +137

      @@Bee19207 that makes the title so misleading though smh

    • @sonysdad4709
      @sonysdad4709 Год назад +149

      @@floccolarin5347 why would it be misleading when most people own ketchup already anyways so you'd be only using that amount, the cost is based per serving not by the max price of all the ingredients

    • @divyanshpant3899
      @divyanshpant3899 Год назад +14

      Come to India and you get a litre bottle for 2.50$