Triple H is "The Chaperone"

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 747

  • @wtfisallthisbs8056
    @wtfisallthisbs8056 2 года назад +344

    The smooth way he inputs wwe storylines into the movie had me laughing nonstop

    • @BrettStormXWP
      @BrettStormXWP 2 года назад +11

      I agree 100%. It was so flawless and hilarious. Cracked up every time.

    • @royshaheer
      @royshaheer 2 года назад +4

      I wish this was the actual movie... Would have been cult classic

    • @ninjavigilante5311
      @ninjavigilante5311 2 года назад +8

      Wrestling bios should do all the wwe special editions commentary dvds in the future lol

    • @BrettStormXWP
      @BrettStormXWP 2 года назад +7

      @@royshaheer Robbers: "Ok, let's get to the getaway vehicle"
      (They get there)
      "OH WHERE'S TRIPLE H!"
      John Cena: "Hello"
      Robbers: "OH DAMMIT JOHN CENA!"

    • @andrewgreen9612
      @andrewgreen9612 2 года назад +3

      Brilliant! More of these!

  • @cardzcardzcardz5562
    @cardzcardzcardz5562 2 года назад +206

    "Nah mate, you shouldnt of buried Booker T at Wrestlemania 19" I legit died, you are a legend Wrestling Bios

    • @JamesMMcCann
      @JamesMMcCann 2 года назад +1

      You're ghost?

    • @marcosalvarez4210
      @marcosalvarez4210 2 года назад +1

      The funniest vid I’ve seen of ur channel jus off this one joke

    • @poopsyko
      @poopsyko 2 года назад +1

      Man that broke me hard lmfao 🤣

    • @jorisweyen7934
      @jorisweyen7934 2 года назад

      And she's right, you know!!

  • @venomsnekko
    @venomsnekko 2 года назад +148

    I can't stop laughing at the fact that he had to stop himself from calling the little girl "a standoffish little bitch."

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis 2 года назад +165

    This is HILARIOUS & comedy GOLD

    • @BOG0690
      @BOG0690 2 года назад +3

      100th

    • @xXDRD9Xx
      @xXDRD9Xx 2 года назад +2

      I'm a mark for your content Chiseled

    • @dipe6376
      @dipe6376 2 года назад

      The shadow releam

  • @rubix187
    @rubix187 2 года назад +102

    Now that Triple H has retired from in-ring competition, he can start work on the long awaited Chaperone sequel.

  • @calvinfolan1736
    @calvinfolan1736 2 года назад +113

    Just from that intro alone, I can tell this is gonna be a banger. Although I didn't expect this, it should be a good one.

  • @jib6984ify
    @jib6984ify 2 года назад +113

    Greatest movie review ever 🤣🤣🤣!!! The wrestling terminology mixed in at the right moments was just hilarious 🤣🤣🤣!!

    • @mattelder
      @mattelder 2 года назад +7

      totally agree!!

  • @Talowolf
    @Talowolf 2 года назад +134

    Ahh yes, the day after his retirement, this is how everyone will remember HHH's legacy.

    • @dwaynejpeterkin
      @dwaynejpeterkin 2 года назад +14

      The man driving his Kliq buddies around the world until meets a rich mans daughter and gets a new job where he’s burying people with a shovel

    • @outlawrip-offartist4161
      @outlawrip-offartist4161 2 года назад +7

      @@dwaynejpeterkin From all the stories we have heard triple H was already WWF champion twice before triple H started dating Stephanie so to come champion Triple H didn’t need to date Stephanie, but to be able to run his version of an NXT yeah he needed to marry Stephanie.

    • @wedgeantilles4712
      @wedgeantilles4712 2 года назад +1

      Talowolf: Or not.

  • @tommym7626
    @tommym7626 2 года назад +90

    That opening tirade was incredible

  • @DJDoubleCee
    @DJDoubleCee 2 года назад +205

    The Chaperone sounds like a movie I can see The Rock starring in.

    • @z216ghost
      @z216ghost 2 года назад +33

      Imagine that jobber being a movie star

    • @maodijong3661
      @maodijong3661 2 года назад +16

      He did plenty of movies like this before fast and furious

    • @TheRealIconG
      @TheRealIconG 2 года назад +14

      Rock 100% would've been the lead in this movie if it came out in the past few years lmao

    • @peterq1978
      @peterq1978 2 года назад +18

      Rocky Maiavia? that jobber?

    • @dwaynejpeterkin
      @dwaynejpeterkin 2 года назад +7

      In the 2000s before fast and furious

  • @OofmanRulz
    @OofmanRulz 2 года назад +52

    You had me laughing my ass off this entire video. Please do more movies featuring wrestlers.

  • @XKTwentyFive
    @XKTwentyFive 2 года назад +35

    "Big Ginger Cool" and Triple H's date being Mugsy had me dying!! This review was great! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @oliverowenzz9357
    @oliverowenzz9357 2 года назад +62

    “Sally cuts a promo on Daddy Helmsley telling him to F off” 😭😭😭😭

  • @chadog900
    @chadog900 2 года назад +46

    Thought this was about HHH driving The Kliq around everywhere and carrying their bags

    • @trahernprovidence7535
      @trahernprovidence7535 2 года назад +1

      LMAO!!!!

    • @bathombre9739
      @bathombre9739 2 года назад +8

      Same!!!!! HHH being the designated driver and keeping everyone else off the coke🤣

    • @only1icon1801
      @only1icon1801 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼

    • @REblll
      @REblll 2 года назад +3

      Perfect plot for a prequel

  • @BlueLighteningGojo
    @BlueLighteningGojo 2 года назад +34

    That line about the loss to the ultimate warrior hit hard.

  • @johnrodriguez8233
    @johnrodriguez8233 2 года назад +36

    Triple got more nicknames than Apollo Creed 😭😭. Wrestling bios you did it again thanks for your hard work 💯

  • @brianrieger8427
    @brianrieger8427 2 года назад +18

    “Money should not exchange hands in order to watch The Chaperone” is pure poetry! It’s up there with the Das Wunderkid intro!

  • @mrassassinscreedfan1
    @mrassassinscreedfan1 2 года назад +43

    Just imagine an alternate universe where they actually cast triple h to play Thor

    • @z216ghost
      @z216ghost 2 года назад +3

      I want him to play Lemmy in biopic

    • @StageRight123
      @StageRight123 2 года назад +5

      He's actually an inch taller than Chris Hemsworth, but has no where near the charisma of Hemsworth.

    • @StageRight123
      @StageRight123 2 года назад +2

      @@z216ghost While I would like to agree with this, Paul Levesque is not a very good actor.

    • @gfpbaneable
      @gfpbaneable 2 года назад +5

      "Bring-uh...me-uh...THANOS!!"

  • @Skodnavne
    @Skodnavne 2 года назад +37

    "Replaced by John Cena" That bloody got me! xD

  • @KaotikKnight
    @KaotikKnight 2 года назад +34

    I loved every single second of this.

  • @joeydeeramone3618
    @joeydeeramone3618 2 года назад +16

    so instead of a retirement video like most people rush out, this comes out lol, bravo!

  • @mackiemae2002
    @mackiemae2002 2 года назад +50

    I totally forgot about this movie. I did watch it when it first came out in 2011 and liked it back then. Then again, I was 9 years old, so I liked almost everything.

    • @beenrue5672
      @beenrue5672 2 года назад +2

      Triple H as the chaperone STINKS!

    • @mackiemae2002
      @mackiemae2002 2 года назад +1

      @@beenrue5672 If I rewatched it back, I probably would think that now too.

  • @BlueOpinion
    @BlueOpinion 2 года назад +13

    Still better then 97% of the hulk hogan movie/tv appearances. And my daughter liked it.

  • @techno56k
    @techno56k 2 года назад +11

    There is something about movie reviews in wrestling lingo that I love. Hope you do more of these WWE movies.

  • @stustewart3140
    @stustewart3140 2 года назад +44

    This is great ! Seeing that Hunter could have just been thrown back in jail in less than 10 minutes, awesome. This movie is terrible but your review is hilarious. Love it, having wrestling references as the reasons for movie actions and lines is gold

  • @FADEntertainment
    @FADEntertainment 2 года назад +11

    Every single wrestling joke/reference sent me to the floor, amazing stuff lmao

  • @Princess.2020
    @Princess.2020 2 года назад +12

    Thank you hunter ❤️
    For making every 90's kid childhood awesome
    I remember back in 2002 , spitin water in my room whenever Motorhead Time to play the game used to play ❤️
    First time when i saw Taker vs Hunter in 2001 WrestleMania i was like wow i want to Build a body like This guy (Triple H)
    Sad to hear that Triple H Retired in March 2022 (also i know he was thinking about and missing Scott Hall Razor Ramon)
    You'll always be my favourite Wwe wrestler and I'll always play the game because I'm that damn good

  • @MurdocNiccals
    @MurdocNiccals 2 года назад +12

    I hardly comment on videos but this was hilarious man!! More of these plz!

  • @NsEndandFriends
    @NsEndandFriends 2 года назад +8

    You know, I love your retrospective stuff, but you were seriously funny here, I'd love to see more stuff like this from you!

  • @Venemofthe888
    @Venemofthe888 2 года назад +18

    I still think Triple H being in a Harry Potter sketch is the best acting hes ever done lol. Honestly it happened and search it out you will laugh

    • @motherlove202
      @motherlove202 2 года назад +3

      I remember that. That was from MadTV

    • @malikevans2615
      @malikevans2615 2 года назад +2

      @@motherlove202 he's been in a couple episodes he's got great comedic timing

  • @bletty
    @bletty 2 года назад +8

    Great idea for a video. You keep things fresh with lots of different types of content and I cant get enough!

  • @anthonyrashadmd
    @anthonyrashadmd 2 года назад +5

    The script that you wrote for this review is golden and is keeping me laughing. Great work 😂

  • @markuskerloch
    @markuskerloch 2 года назад +15

    Loved the video!
    I like the idea of you reviewing more wrestlers in movies but just playing it as if they are still the wrestler.

    • @mattelder
      @mattelder 2 года назад +4

      Fast and Furious 5 would be a great one to do as well with introduction of The Rock. Hobbs and Shaw could be another one to take the mickey out of.

    • @Goomyx1492
      @Goomyx1492 2 года назад +4

      Seriously! There must be a major untapped market for that brand of content!

  • @orinanime
    @orinanime 2 года назад +4

    So the two best parts of this review were easily the inclusion of all the wrestling terminology and references, making experiencing this movie, even second-hand much more palatable & when you said "Dollar Store Morgan Freeman". I almost did a spit take that was so funny.

  • @rohitcr2k
    @rohitcr2k 2 года назад +7

    We need more movie reviews like this.

  • @verszzi
    @verszzi 2 года назад +14

    4:05 I died 😂😂😂

  • @josephrivera9818
    @josephrivera9818 2 года назад +10

    You made this pretty damn entertaining.

  • @MrGared22
    @MrGared22 2 года назад +3

    That's it. That intro HAS to be in Triple H's inevitable WWE Hall of Fame video package.

  • @hackwrench5583
    @hackwrench5583 2 года назад +10

    Personally, I have to hand it to HHH for this movie. He got through the whole thing without putting on a dress. (Which is probably why he never made it in Hollywood.)

    • @SegaDream131
      @SegaDream131 2 года назад

      He likes man -women so hes already signaling.....

  • @purestformofpeace
    @purestformofpeace 2 года назад +5

    You are killing it man. Thank you for everything you've contributed to the RUclips wrestling community. You're a legend 👏👏🥂

  • @stonecoldsbottlebin
    @stonecoldsbottlebin 2 года назад +3

    "Sally tells Hunter to shove his handshake up his hole 'cause it ain't happening" - this killed me

  • @mrshab
    @mrshab 2 года назад +5

    Dude I've watched many of your videos but damn this one had me cracking up numerous times for real. You been hiding your comedic skills very well indeed 👏 👌

  • @inuenndo_
    @inuenndo_ 2 года назад +5

    i thought you’d leave one out for me to comment, but no you hit the nail on the head with that intro. I hope he sees this someday

  • @jamesbaker6006
    @jamesbaker6006 2 года назад +16

    Love it, Bio-Man taking the complete piss out of this movie is amazingly entertaining. Top notch Bio-Man I wouldn't mind seeing more WWE studio movie reviews if you could stomach it, and not all the time or anything but every now and then to change it up and what not. Thank you Bio-Man.

  • @BeB02090
    @BeB02090 2 года назад +10

    Don't fire me, but I actually loved this flick.
    Another great release from WB
    You are the man!

  • @zemox2534
    @zemox2534 2 года назад +2

    Forget tearing your quad and still working the match through extreme pain, starring in this film is the toughest thing HHH ever did. Hats off to you sir

  • @nept1974
    @nept1974 2 года назад +6

    You really took one for the team with this one

  • @ShaunInce123
    @ShaunInce123 2 года назад +7

    We need one of these for the other WWE Studios films.

  • @homedeezyfasheezy5662
    @homedeezyfasheezy5662 2 года назад +1

    I absolutely love you showing your sense of humor on this one. It’ll go down as an all time RUclips classic, no doubt!

  • @vinc3gm
    @vinc3gm 2 года назад

    I watched this video right after I finished watching your Scott Hall tribute. Gotta say the transition was pretty jarring. Great job on both videos!

  • @thedarkemperor9292
    @thedarkemperor9292 Год назад +1

    I know this video is a year old, but this has gotta be the best intro you ever had. I never laughed harder.😂

  • @joshuam190
    @joshuam190 2 года назад +3

    Best commentary on a film ever! Do more of these!

  • @mattelder
    @mattelder 2 года назад +7

    Your review on this was so damn funny!!! Love the style of it. I was wetting myself by the end laughing, Brilliant way you summed it up. Please do more of these!!!!

  • @VMpastore
    @VMpastore 2 года назад +2

    I could see this kind of thing becoming its own series on this channel. In the same way that Reliving the War and The Blunder series are.

  • @MrPdb78
    @MrPdb78 2 года назад +4

    Thank you for sacrificing yourself for this review. It’s appreciated

  • @DemonKingRegalia
    @DemonKingRegalia 2 года назад +2

    17:16 - "No amount of backstage politics will save our hero now."
    I lost it at that point XD

  • @phreakzilla8514
    @phreakzilla8514 2 года назад +1

    “You know what they say, LeRoux. A good cellie sleeps on his belly.”

  • @joejupiter4138
    @joejupiter4138 2 года назад +2

    This is the most entertaining movie review I've seen in a long time. More movie reviews on this channel in the future would be very welcome.

  • @muddy-maesuggins5149
    @muddy-maesuggins5149 2 года назад +3

    That was hilarious. You had me crying with laughter. Great job!

  • @papanoel3999
    @papanoel3999 2 года назад +2

    MUGGSY.. BRILLIANT.Also,, I commend your dedication, your proper hardcore Ryan for sitting through this movie..

  • @gfpbaneable
    @gfpbaneable 2 года назад +4

    The best thing about this movie is this video.

  • @frankieh
    @frankieh 2 года назад +2

    I'm shocked how good this video turned out. Very funny throughout.

  • @iranianali
    @iranianali 2 года назад +1

    “While Josh thinks this is the best thing ever…what a mark!” Hahahah I loved this line

  • @JNgamerProductions
    @JNgamerProductions 2 года назад +6

    This was incredible, do the Marine next 😂

  • @daa589
    @daa589 2 года назад +3

    Trips was doing serious horseman business here

  • @FancyIcy
    @FancyIcy 2 года назад +3

    It alway a good day when wrestling Bios post videos also lol what the heck is that opening love it 🤣

  • @calvinripley9093
    @calvinripley9093 2 года назад +1

    This channel deserves more i mean the amount of work you put in lord have mercy on my soul

  • @seandennehy7613
    @seandennehy7613 2 года назад +1

    😂🤣😂your killing me with these lines... that evolution stuff was unforgivable

  • @guillermosierracuellar9812
    @guillermosierracuellar9812 2 года назад +8

    And they all live happily ever after

    • @underpressure07140
      @underpressure07140 2 года назад

      He could be conducting some horsemen business at some point though

  • @-Thunder-Warrior-
    @-Thunder-Warrior- 2 года назад +2

    Hilarious review mate!
    Loved hearing you crack a few jokes, be awesome to see a few more like this.

  • @chriswatson8965
    @chriswatson8965 2 года назад +6

    Now you've GOTTA do this style of review of every shitty movie starring a WWE talent

  • @JokersVsZombies
    @JokersVsZombies 2 года назад +7

    dude is one of my top 5 wrestlers.
    enjoy retirement game.
    fyi you should do more episodes about wrestler movies.

  • @complexfellow4961
    @complexfellow4961 2 года назад +3

    The commentary on this video is hilarious.

  • @markbrandon235
    @markbrandon235 2 года назад +5

    Loved every minute of this review! Do some of The Rock movies next! Love all your videos,great work.

  • @louisvelez40
    @louisvelez40 2 года назад +9

    First off love the intro and also glad that HHH is okay from his health issues. When I see chaperone I think of what Punk said to HHH when him and John Cena had the contract signing for the undisputed claim as WWE champion lol

  • @arciks11
    @arciks11 2 года назад +4

    Must be a WWE Blunder episode today.

  • @bishopmarley7165
    @bishopmarley7165 2 года назад +1

    That man said "Big Ginger Cool" 🤣😂💀
    Oh man your comedy makes these videos. Keep up the good work.

  • @gilrivera1813
    @gilrivera1813 2 года назад +1

    🤣 "I can't believe I just watched this." 😂
    Best line of the video!

  • @TheTenCentStory
    @TheTenCentStory 2 года назад +6

    When the review is better than the film.
    P.S. I've never seen The Chaperone.

  • @dizzy1369
    @dizzy1369 2 года назад +1

    My god your quips and quick wit were so on point here. 🤣😂😂

  • @themoviefreak5230
    @themoviefreak5230 2 года назад +1

    I've been subscribed to your channel for a couple years now and I just have to say this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen! The way you reviewed this and put in references to WWE storylines and wrestling terminology was outstanding. The "nah mate, you shouldn't have buried Booker T at WrestleMania 19" line had me in tears. No joke I literally had to pause the video I was laughing so hard. So kudos to making this terrible movie an absolute joy for us to watch! I hope that you can do more wrestler related movie reviews like this in the future!

  • @KaMui_AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs
    @KaMui_AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs 2 года назад +3

    I was cracking up nearly the whole time.
    Dude, I love it - that was wrestling comedy gold at its finest! :'D

  • @skyebynes612
    @skyebynes612 2 года назад +2

    I was a HUGE Triple H fan during that year, lol. I'm still a big enough fan of his to watch and enjoy it today even.

  • @ejs3589
    @ejs3589 2 года назад

    "Dollar store Morgan Freeman"
    I almost spit out all my water like it was HHH entrance LMAO

  • @johnspartan6352
    @johnspartan6352 2 года назад +1

    Great video, I could see this becoming a series

  • @donborracho3019
    @donborracho3019 2 года назад +5

    Never seen the movie, but I give this review 5/5 stars. Great. Gonna have to do Cena and Stone Cold movies. You may make them watchable.

  • @runvalddarkstone5517
    @runvalddarkstone5517 2 года назад +1

    Refreshing to see a movie reviewed "relieving the war" style ^^ Sadly, no chinlocks? No Frosty ... But a ton of fun ^^ Plus : The chaperone 2 : tropic Thunder's backstage ?

  • @ianzellick4980
    @ianzellick4980 2 года назад

    “Dollar store Morgan Freeman” 🤣💀🤣💀 your quips are lethal WB

  • @LennyWu
    @LennyWu 2 года назад +1

    He tells "Lisa Simpson..." I love that. 😂

  • @apallok54
    @apallok54 2 года назад

    You deserve a million subs!!! Love the way the video jokes played out

  • @mattrogers77
    @mattrogers77 2 года назад

    This was, without a shadow of a doubt, one of the best movie reviews I’ve ever read. Keep up the amazing work, Jabroni!

  • @flynnzone70
    @flynnzone70 2 года назад

    Fun story about the Chaperone: Back in 2014 when WWE had select films on Netflix, this was one of them. So when I found this film, I thought this was a WWE production from 2002-2003 since I was fresh off from 2K15's Showcase that had beardless Triple H a lot thanks to his HBK feud

  • @damiennightcro
    @damiennightcro 2 года назад +1

    This was something I didn't know I wanted. This was awesome, keep up the great work. If you do another one of these, might I suggest Suburban Commando?

  • @PNNYWZEPRODUCTIONS
    @PNNYWZEPRODUCTIONS 2 года назад +1

    He said mf Shao Kahn lololol
    That pic had me rolling

  • @jayboy2kay7
    @jayboy2kay7 2 года назад

    This channel is the absolute best for wrestling fans and only keeps getting better and better… bloody amazing hahaha

  • @WhenTheManComesAround
    @WhenTheManComesAround 2 года назад +3

    This review was 100x better than the movie itself! Haha

  • @ajaxben4603
    @ajaxben4603 2 года назад +1

    I laughed so hard, wants to violate Miss Miller 😂😂

  • @TheChrisHype
    @TheChrisHype 2 года назад

    The wife being mad at Hunter for burying Booker at Mania was one of the best goddamn laughs I’ve had in a long, long time.

  • @robertdean3739
    @robertdean3739 2 года назад +5

    Now that triple h has retired would you do a bio on him . People say what they say about him but he's a great career and done alot to help out the others like nxt before that got took from him

  • @the1truebakasama
    @the1truebakasama 2 года назад +4

    May I suggest Knucklehead with Paul Wight for your next movie review?