@@royshaheer Robbers: "Ok, let's get to the getaway vehicle" (They get there) "OH WHERE'S TRIPLE H!" John Cena: "Hello" Robbers: "OH DAMMIT JOHN CENA!"
@@dwaynejpeterkin From all the stories we have heard triple H was already WWF champion twice before triple H started dating Stephanie so to come champion Triple H didn’t need to date Stephanie, but to be able to run his version of an NXT yeah he needed to marry Stephanie.
I totally forgot about this movie. I did watch it when it first came out in 2011 and liked it back then. Then again, I was 9 years old, so I liked almost everything.
This is great ! Seeing that Hunter could have just been thrown back in jail in less than 10 minutes, awesome. This movie is terrible but your review is hilarious. Love it, having wrestling references as the reasons for movie actions and lines is gold
Thank you hunter ❤️ For making every 90's kid childhood awesome I remember back in 2002 , spitin water in my room whenever Motorhead Time to play the game used to play ❤️ First time when i saw Taker vs Hunter in 2001 WrestleMania i was like wow i want to Build a body like This guy (Triple H) Sad to hear that Triple H Retired in March 2022 (also i know he was thinking about and missing Scott Hall Razor Ramon) You'll always be my favourite Wwe wrestler and I'll always play the game because I'm that damn good
So the two best parts of this review were easily the inclusion of all the wrestling terminology and references, making experiencing this movie, even second-hand much more palatable & when you said "Dollar Store Morgan Freeman". I almost did a spit take that was so funny.
Personally, I have to hand it to HHH for this movie. He got through the whole thing without putting on a dress. (Which is probably why he never made it in Hollywood.)
Dude I've watched many of your videos but damn this one had me cracking up numerous times for real. You been hiding your comedic skills very well indeed 👏 👌
Love it, Bio-Man taking the complete piss out of this movie is amazingly entertaining. Top notch Bio-Man I wouldn't mind seeing more WWE studio movie reviews if you could stomach it, and not all the time or anything but every now and then to change it up and what not. Thank you Bio-Man.
Forget tearing your quad and still working the match through extreme pain, starring in this film is the toughest thing HHH ever did. Hats off to you sir
Your review on this was so damn funny!!! Love the style of it. I was wetting myself by the end laughing, Brilliant way you summed it up. Please do more of these!!!!
First off love the intro and also glad that HHH is okay from his health issues. When I see chaperone I think of what Punk said to HHH when him and John Cena had the contract signing for the undisputed claim as WWE champion lol
I've been subscribed to your channel for a couple years now and I just have to say this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen! The way you reviewed this and put in references to WWE storylines and wrestling terminology was outstanding. The "nah mate, you shouldn't have buried Booker T at WrestleMania 19" line had me in tears. No joke I literally had to pause the video I was laughing so hard. So kudos to making this terrible movie an absolute joy for us to watch! I hope that you can do more wrestler related movie reviews like this in the future!
Refreshing to see a movie reviewed "relieving the war" style ^^ Sadly, no chinlocks? No Frosty ... But a ton of fun ^^ Plus : The chaperone 2 : tropic Thunder's backstage ?
Fun story about the Chaperone: Back in 2014 when WWE had select films on Netflix, this was one of them. So when I found this film, I thought this was a WWE production from 2002-2003 since I was fresh off from 2K15's Showcase that had beardless Triple H a lot thanks to his HBK feud
This was something I didn't know I wanted. This was awesome, keep up the great work. If you do another one of these, might I suggest Suburban Commando?
Now that triple h has retired would you do a bio on him . People say what they say about him but he's a great career and done alot to help out the others like nxt before that got took from him
The smooth way he inputs wwe storylines into the movie had me laughing nonstop
I agree 100%. It was so flawless and hilarious. Cracked up every time.
I wish this was the actual movie... Would have been cult classic
Wrestling bios should do all the wwe special editions commentary dvds in the future lol
@@royshaheer Robbers: "Ok, let's get to the getaway vehicle"
(They get there)
"OH WHERE'S TRIPLE H!"
John Cena: "Hello"
Robbers: "OH DAMMIT JOHN CENA!"
Brilliant! More of these!
"Nah mate, you shouldnt of buried Booker T at Wrestlemania 19" I legit died, you are a legend Wrestling Bios
You're ghost?
The funniest vid I’ve seen of ur channel jus off this one joke
Man that broke me hard lmfao 🤣
And she's right, you know!!
I can't stop laughing at the fact that he had to stop himself from calling the little girl "a standoffish little bitch."
This is HILARIOUS & comedy GOLD
100th
I'm a mark for your content Chiseled
The shadow releam
Now that Triple H has retired from in-ring competition, he can start work on the long awaited Chaperone sequel.
I'd sooner watch that over anything with Bautista.
@@ellismarquez8410 Guardians Of The Galaxy?
😂
😂😂😂
@@ellismarquez8410you’re a clown
Just from that intro alone, I can tell this is gonna be a banger. Although I didn't expect this, it should be a good one.
Greatest movie review ever 🤣🤣🤣!!! The wrestling terminology mixed in at the right moments was just hilarious 🤣🤣🤣!!
totally agree!!
Ahh yes, the day after his retirement, this is how everyone will remember HHH's legacy.
The man driving his Kliq buddies around the world until meets a rich mans daughter and gets a new job where he’s burying people with a shovel
@@dwaynejpeterkin From all the stories we have heard triple H was already WWF champion twice before triple H started dating Stephanie so to come champion Triple H didn’t need to date Stephanie, but to be able to run his version of an NXT yeah he needed to marry Stephanie.
Talowolf: Or not.
That opening tirade was incredible
Played it 3x haha
Tirade
The Chaperone sounds like a movie I can see The Rock starring in.
Imagine that jobber being a movie star
He did plenty of movies like this before fast and furious
Rock 100% would've been the lead in this movie if it came out in the past few years lmao
Rocky Maiavia? that jobber?
In the 2000s before fast and furious
You had me laughing my ass off this entire video. Please do more movies featuring wrestlers.
"Big Ginger Cool" and Triple H's date being Mugsy had me dying!! This review was great! Thanks for the laughs!
“Sally cuts a promo on Daddy Helmsley telling him to F off” 😭😭😭😭
Thought this was about HHH driving The Kliq around everywhere and carrying their bags
LMAO!!!!
Same!!!!! HHH being the designated driver and keeping everyone else off the coke🤣
🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼
Perfect plot for a prequel
That line about the loss to the ultimate warrior hit hard.
Triple got more nicknames than Apollo Creed 😭😭. Wrestling bios you did it again thanks for your hard work 💯
“Money should not exchange hands in order to watch The Chaperone” is pure poetry! It’s up there with the Das Wunderkid intro!
Just imagine an alternate universe where they actually cast triple h to play Thor
I want him to play Lemmy in biopic
He's actually an inch taller than Chris Hemsworth, but has no where near the charisma of Hemsworth.
@@z216ghost While I would like to agree with this, Paul Levesque is not a very good actor.
"Bring-uh...me-uh...THANOS!!"
"Replaced by John Cena" That bloody got me! xD
I loved every single second of this.
so instead of a retirement video like most people rush out, this comes out lol, bravo!
I totally forgot about this movie. I did watch it when it first came out in 2011 and liked it back then. Then again, I was 9 years old, so I liked almost everything.
Triple H as the chaperone STINKS!
@@beenrue5672 If I rewatched it back, I probably would think that now too.
Still better then 97% of the hulk hogan movie/tv appearances. And my daughter liked it.
There is something about movie reviews in wrestling lingo that I love. Hope you do more of these WWE movies.
This is great ! Seeing that Hunter could have just been thrown back in jail in less than 10 minutes, awesome. This movie is terrible but your review is hilarious. Love it, having wrestling references as the reasons for movie actions and lines is gold
Every single wrestling joke/reference sent me to the floor, amazing stuff lmao
Thank you hunter ❤️
For making every 90's kid childhood awesome
I remember back in 2002 , spitin water in my room whenever Motorhead Time to play the game used to play ❤️
First time when i saw Taker vs Hunter in 2001 WrestleMania i was like wow i want to Build a body like This guy (Triple H)
Sad to hear that Triple H Retired in March 2022 (also i know he was thinking about and missing Scott Hall Razor Ramon)
You'll always be my favourite Wwe wrestler and I'll always play the game because I'm that damn good
I hardly comment on videos but this was hilarious man!! More of these plz!
You know, I love your retrospective stuff, but you were seriously funny here, I'd love to see more stuff like this from you!
I still think Triple H being in a Harry Potter sketch is the best acting hes ever done lol. Honestly it happened and search it out you will laugh
I remember that. That was from MadTV
@@motherlove202 he's been in a couple episodes he's got great comedic timing
Great idea for a video. You keep things fresh with lots of different types of content and I cant get enough!
The script that you wrote for this review is golden and is keeping me laughing. Great work 😂
Loved the video!
I like the idea of you reviewing more wrestlers in movies but just playing it as if they are still the wrestler.
Fast and Furious 5 would be a great one to do as well with introduction of The Rock. Hobbs and Shaw could be another one to take the mickey out of.
Seriously! There must be a major untapped market for that brand of content!
So the two best parts of this review were easily the inclusion of all the wrestling terminology and references, making experiencing this movie, even second-hand much more palatable & when you said "Dollar Store Morgan Freeman". I almost did a spit take that was so funny.
We need more movie reviews like this.
4:05 I died 😂😂😂
You made this pretty damn entertaining.
That's it. That intro HAS to be in Triple H's inevitable WWE Hall of Fame video package.
Personally, I have to hand it to HHH for this movie. He got through the whole thing without putting on a dress. (Which is probably why he never made it in Hollywood.)
He likes man -women so hes already signaling.....
You are killing it man. Thank you for everything you've contributed to the RUclips wrestling community. You're a legend 👏👏🥂
"Sally tells Hunter to shove his handshake up his hole 'cause it ain't happening" - this killed me
Dude I've watched many of your videos but damn this one had me cracking up numerous times for real. You been hiding your comedic skills very well indeed 👏 👌
i thought you’d leave one out for me to comment, but no you hit the nail on the head with that intro. I hope he sees this someday
Love it, Bio-Man taking the complete piss out of this movie is amazingly entertaining. Top notch Bio-Man I wouldn't mind seeing more WWE studio movie reviews if you could stomach it, and not all the time or anything but every now and then to change it up and what not. Thank you Bio-Man.
Don't fire me, but I actually loved this flick.
Another great release from WB
You are the man!
Forget tearing your quad and still working the match through extreme pain, starring in this film is the toughest thing HHH ever did. Hats off to you sir
You really took one for the team with this one
We need one of these for the other WWE Studios films.
I absolutely love you showing your sense of humor on this one. It’ll go down as an all time RUclips classic, no doubt!
I watched this video right after I finished watching your Scott Hall tribute. Gotta say the transition was pretty jarring. Great job on both videos!
I know this video is a year old, but this has gotta be the best intro you ever had. I never laughed harder.😂
Best commentary on a film ever! Do more of these!
Thripes was funny as hell lmao
Your review on this was so damn funny!!! Love the style of it. I was wetting myself by the end laughing, Brilliant way you summed it up. Please do more of these!!!!
I could see this kind of thing becoming its own series on this channel. In the same way that Reliving the War and The Blunder series are.
Thank you for sacrificing yourself for this review. It’s appreciated
17:16 - "No amount of backstage politics will save our hero now."
I lost it at that point XD
“You know what they say, LeRoux. A good cellie sleeps on his belly.”
This is the most entertaining movie review I've seen in a long time. More movie reviews on this channel in the future would be very welcome.
That was hilarious. You had me crying with laughter. Great job!
MUGGSY.. BRILLIANT.Also,, I commend your dedication, your proper hardcore Ryan for sitting through this movie..
The best thing about this movie is this video.
I'm shocked how good this video turned out. Very funny throughout.
“While Josh thinks this is the best thing ever…what a mark!” Hahahah I loved this line
This was incredible, do the Marine next 😂
Trips was doing serious horseman business here
It alway a good day when wrestling Bios post videos also lol what the heck is that opening love it 🤣
This channel deserves more i mean the amount of work you put in lord have mercy on my soul
😂🤣😂your killing me with these lines... that evolution stuff was unforgivable
And they all live happily ever after
He could be conducting some horsemen business at some point though
Hilarious review mate!
Loved hearing you crack a few jokes, be awesome to see a few more like this.
Now you've GOTTA do this style of review of every shitty movie starring a WWE talent
dude is one of my top 5 wrestlers.
enjoy retirement game.
fyi you should do more episodes about wrestler movies.
The commentary on this video is hilarious.
Loved every minute of this review! Do some of The Rock movies next! Love all your videos,great work.
First off love the intro and also glad that HHH is okay from his health issues. When I see chaperone I think of what Punk said to HHH when him and John Cena had the contract signing for the undisputed claim as WWE champion lol
Must be a WWE Blunder episode today.
That man said "Big Ginger Cool" 🤣😂💀
Oh man your comedy makes these videos. Keep up the good work.
🤣 "I can't believe I just watched this." 😂
Best line of the video!
When the review is better than the film.
P.S. I've never seen The Chaperone.
My god your quips and quick wit were so on point here. 🤣😂😂
I've been subscribed to your channel for a couple years now and I just have to say this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen! The way you reviewed this and put in references to WWE storylines and wrestling terminology was outstanding. The "nah mate, you shouldn't have buried Booker T at WrestleMania 19" line had me in tears. No joke I literally had to pause the video I was laughing so hard. So kudos to making this terrible movie an absolute joy for us to watch! I hope that you can do more wrestler related movie reviews like this in the future!
I was cracking up nearly the whole time.
Dude, I love it - that was wrestling comedy gold at its finest! :'D
I was a HUGE Triple H fan during that year, lol. I'm still a big enough fan of his to watch and enjoy it today even.
"Dollar store Morgan Freeman"
I almost spit out all my water like it was HHH entrance LMAO
Great video, I could see this becoming a series
Never seen the movie, but I give this review 5/5 stars. Great. Gonna have to do Cena and Stone Cold movies. You may make them watchable.
Refreshing to see a movie reviewed "relieving the war" style ^^ Sadly, no chinlocks? No Frosty ... But a ton of fun ^^ Plus : The chaperone 2 : tropic Thunder's backstage ?
“Dollar store Morgan Freeman” 🤣💀🤣💀 your quips are lethal WB
He tells "Lisa Simpson..." I love that. 😂
You deserve a million subs!!! Love the way the video jokes played out
This was, without a shadow of a doubt, one of the best movie reviews I’ve ever read. Keep up the amazing work, Jabroni!
Fun story about the Chaperone: Back in 2014 when WWE had select films on Netflix, this was one of them. So when I found this film, I thought this was a WWE production from 2002-2003 since I was fresh off from 2K15's Showcase that had beardless Triple H a lot thanks to his HBK feud
This was something I didn't know I wanted. This was awesome, keep up the great work. If you do another one of these, might I suggest Suburban Commando?
He said mf Shao Kahn lololol
That pic had me rolling
This channel is the absolute best for wrestling fans and only keeps getting better and better… bloody amazing hahaha
This review was 100x better than the movie itself! Haha
He does a better review then rotten tomatoes.
I laughed so hard, wants to violate Miss Miller 😂😂
The wife being mad at Hunter for burying Booker at Mania was one of the best goddamn laughs I’ve had in a long, long time.
Now that triple h has retired would you do a bio on him . People say what they say about him but he's a great career and done alot to help out the others like nxt before that got took from him
May I suggest Knucklehead with Paul Wight for your next movie review?