Church Soup Ep:2024-09 (Werewolves, David Platt, an Epic Rant, and more!!!)
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- Church soup is a satirical look at evangelical news. On this episode, we look at the Werewolves, David Platt, an Epic Rant about bathrooms, and much more!)
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Encounter with hybrids are terrifying for real. Prius encounters are the worst.
I almost made that same joke!!!!
@@mkshffr4936 gotta watch out for the Pruis they are made by the...... LIZARD PEOPLE!!! Lol
@@ConversationswithaCalvinist American Werewolf in London. Bite me.
I came for the jokes but stayed for the actual news.
It’s peppered in there :-)
It’s peppered in there :-)
Nice job calling out Platts hypocrisy! These church soup episodes are great. They're very entertaining as well as informative and thought-provoking.
Not sure if all the kids that Platt has adopted might count as the refugees he’s not opening his home to
As a germaphobe, I approve of this church rant.
Katie saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand, looking for a place called Lee Ho Fooks. His hair was perfect.
@@chanceotter8121 saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen of England. Ahhh ooooo werewolves of London.... great song choice.
The audio track was off by a quarter second, so that you are talking like a badly dubbed Kung Fu movie.
This would be the best dubbed Kung fu movie!
@@TheJDough1 it needs some actual fight scenes, maybe some explosions and a sniper battle.
@@thecagestagecrusadergotta give me some understanding of your RUclips name 😂
@@Mulerider4Life "cage stage" refers to cage stage Calvinist, referring to more extreme Calvinists; "crusader" refers to a soldier of Christ on a holy war.
I post music that is theologically instructive or denounces heretics; and I do a podcast where I go section by section through John Calvin's Institutes of the Christian Religion explaining it in an exegetical manner.
Attacked the Elephant room, Ogden boys and comrade Kamala all in one segment. Well done sir well done!!
😂❤️
Hahahah the Russell Crowe part! So good!
This guy is a national treasure. He has protected at all costs
Shape Shifters sounds like a rebrand of Weight Watchers.
Holy cow this comment made me laugh. 😂
Boy when you said “not so according to the pastor of Parkside Church….” For just a second I thought this was gonna be an Alister Begg fail.
SO glad it wasn’t.
That last one was enough.
Great episode and thank you for the work you put in.
Werewolves, shape-shifters? Some people have all the fun. We go out to the family farm, isolated from society, surrounded by woods. Wandering the fields at night. So far, no werewolves, no Sasquatch, not even something coming down from the sky to abduct us! But the coyotes are getting a little wild, so maybe we will disappear anyway.
@@Dennis-s3w watch out for rabies that's the worst way to go.
That was the greatest church soup rant ever
Another fine episode of Church Soup! Thanks, Keith!
Even as a provisionist, I have to say, I enjoyed that and agreed with almost everything.
Haunted Cosmos for the win! 😂😂
These are getting funnier and better 😂
Awesome news channel. Fair and balanced. No spin.
This is the first time I've watched Chrich Soup - I loved it! I'm gonna watch all of them now haha 😂
Take it easy on our haunted cosmos Brothers now. After all, they could be Kenneth Copeland.
Best one yet Keith!! I gotta send this one out post haste.
Blessings from Finland !
Good rant.
Heyyyyy I love Haunted Cosmos lol
Love your work! Always entertaining!
I love that you drop the bird reference then just keep moving along, ha ha ha! Ded.
Thanks for making the news great again!
Brain Suave - Haunted Cosmos. Great podcast and yes i see the connection. Always going to be crazies.
Love this!
I don't know, Keith? What you're saying about the werewolves is something that a shapeshifting werewolf would say. 😂
Another good episode
Best. werewolf. movie. ever. 😂
I agree!
Idea for next episode: When discussing the Catholic Church, talk about the upcoming canonization of Carlo Acutis, the first Millennial and gamer, to be a saint. He made a website about Eucharistic Miracles and I just thought it’d be pretty interesting to have in the show. Just think of a joke you could insert into this. Perhaps something about the state of the internet today? Or what he’d do on Redeemed Zoomer’s KingdomCraft server?
The off audio during this whole thing was pretty hilarious
I blame The Haunted Cosmos too! There’s something otherworldly going on in Ogden, stay safe and listen to the King’s Hall instead.
This is my first time encountering your channel, and this is amazing! Well done. You have earned my subscription sir!
If one's Halloween costume is penitent hooded catholic, one should weave in some werewolf elements. Werewolf penitent hooded catholics...That should cover the bases.
You've been watching too many Powerwolf videos.
@gordoncrisp2193 lol my preference is Sabaton and Windrose, but yes, the shuffle algorithm put Powerwolf on next.
Bless you from norway.
Man this is pure entertainment 😂😂
7:14, if your pastor looks like Joe Dirt, then thats probably a good sign to get out of there 😂
Duuuuuude!!!! I almost called him Pastor Joe Dirt!!! That’s awesome
Awesome!! 😂
That guy from Parkside church was Hulk Hogan and Sonny Crockett’s adopted kid.
Nice
Oh man great soup!
I hear she did actually kill the werewolf. Only thing is, once she killed it, it turned back into her neighbor’s dog.
I love you, Keith. I love Church Soup. God Bless you
This one was hilarious!😂😂😂
I come for the obligitory corn pop clip but stay for the superior theology
I have never laughed so hard at a church soup episode 11/10
Penitent Catholic is probably not the costume you want to choose this year... lol Yeah...
Wow, as uses of the signature quote go, that was exceedingly tame. Just another day of modern Methodists.
love it
Feed me Harbor Freight man.
Good ol' Corn Pop...
No there was nothing good about corn pop. He was a bad dude and he ran with a bunch of bad boys.
8:20 the Kool KatcholiK fit
MAXIMUS, MAXIMUS, MAXIMUS!!!
She finally killed that werewolf, but by the time she got to it, it had turned back into her neighbor’s dog.
Stay Pufft and Knight Rider?!!!
Yes ‼️
If they be worthy 😂
Martin Luther also fought werewolves.
Lincoln killed vampires. Sam Elliot killed Hilter and Big Foot.
Blaming haunted cosmos seems appropriate in this situation lol
i love my bibles which which were stolen and i love Venn diagrams
Haunted cosmos!!!
Poor honey child at the beginning of this episode forgot that D&D is a fun role playing game that offers escapism. It is not reality. Bless her little heart.
4:43 like its a lot of cool stuff but why a bathroom let alone a church one?
Hey, Pastor Foskey, werewolves and hybrids--was that why your lips did not coincide with the words coming out of your mouth. I still was able to hang in there until the end as it was a blast for me. This whole episode should have been one big rant.
Hahaha! Yes, I am a hybrid ;-)
If i am out of shape...is that shape shifting?
The chosen 😂
OK, Pastor Foskey one of the reasons I like you, besides the superior theology, is that you don’t jump too deep into the political pool…
What happened here?
TBH, some people could use a targeting computer for their toilets.
Did you forget to record audio the first time?
OMG
I guess Katie Souza is following in the footsteps of Dr. Rebecca Brown! She was associated with Chick Publications authoring two books with them in case you are unaware!
What ever happened to Dr. Rebecca Brown?
There are no werewolves. So says the James Hampton look-alike with the full Wolfman Jack beard.
On assignment to find and kill the werewolf hybrids? Tell me what agency gives you such assignments and pays you to do them? Shapeshifting werewolves? Maybe you should go see someone about all that war weariness from such dangerous assignments.
My ex told me I was the doppelgänger of Jabba the Hutt
Lol at Haunted Cosmos comment. 😂
i know youre joking but Haunted Cosmos does clarify to NEVER pursue any maleficent spiritual forces.
The jokes in today's world just write themselves....
What the what!? 😂
The clergy member performing the Baptism clearly needs to watch your “Denominations” videos. Your Baptist could teach him a thing or two about “full immersion”. The video about chicken wings ought to do it………….
#DavidPlatt funny how a left turn so consistently turns into hypocrisy.
7:14 Pastor Spicoli?
Of all the famous pastors only John Macarthur and Paul Washer will remains true
Truly deceived they both are!
@@truthseeker5698 in what?
Make Buffy the Vampire Slayer fiction again.
The werewolf stuff...really so far over the top
Does Katie Souza have paranoid schizophrenia by any chance?
Katie Souza should really stop smoking ...
Let me get this straight, the bathroom is full of their parent's and other parents memorabilia? So the child is doing their business and they are kind of bring their parents into the bathroom. They are weeing and thinking of their parents, what they think about,, at the same time... sounds wrong to me.....
What is this about?
😂😂😂 about the Werewolves! Also doesn’t David Platt live in a large home in an upscale community? The irony is thick 🤔Lord please unburden us with what we have already been burdened with by Kamala Harris! 😂😂 You can’t make this stuff up🤣 🤦🏼♀️
Katie sounds like Donald Trump. Is he maybe chasing a werewolf too?
Keith, you're just as bad as Corn Pop!
Brother Keith, I Have The Same Views as Brian Saùve and Ben Garrett @hauntedcosmos and The guys over @blurrycreaturespodcast
This one was hilarious!😂😂😂