Secret History of Harry Potter
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- Harry Potter… The most beloved wizard in history and savior of humanity? Or sex maniac man-child, protected by dark forces with evil plans…
Produced by Tom Jenkins for Mashed
Animated by Zeurel
Written By Jamie Stanton
Harry, Ron and Draco: Alex Walker Smith
Hermione, Krystal & other hookers: Eileen “EileMonty” Montgomery
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Narrator: Gabe Kunda
Music By Alex Walker Smith
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Okay everyone remember that magical photos move, meaning that all those photos that Harry gave Ron are fully animated.
Ron would you like to see a gif of your sister
i realized that too........
@@darkfire2759 that’s worse then just seeing a photo I feel bad for ron
oh god
My eyes hurt now.
Voldamort - I HAVE AN ARMY
Harry - I have a nose
*mic drop*
+mashed ayeee
That was too SIRIUS.
Nose... slang for penis-
oh shit
+Solless this guy gets it
Yer a douchebag, Harry
i agree
+mashed Listen here Mashed you FAT OAF, I'M NOT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!!!
+mashed iam wot m8
i will ravage that anus come at meh
+OmgItsSrawHat Luffy For god's sake, Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!
Can do more of the game in 60 seconds plz
I’ve watched this many time at this point and I ask can we please get a sequel to this please?
No, you get no sequel.
I think I can guess why you did
Ducks sake no
rewatch this 2:26 and remember Final of "somting about Amy"
You get a hermione
You get a hermione
Everyone gets hermione
Actually its:
You’re Hermione!
You’re Hermione!
Everyone’s Hermione!
@@NightcoreBrawler it was a reference to something else
@@theantichrist4882 I know, The Oprah Winfrey just giving out free shit thing
Damn check out the Hermiones on that Hermione!
daaaaaaaaaammnnn
+Capt. Colonel Koala oh yes the looked pretty good... directly into my eyes
+Capt. Colonel Koala ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
damn soon
haha
my faces are right here
"Is Harry just a moronic egomaniac bully?" No, that's a young James Potter, not Harry.
SwimmingSkies tru tho XD
Ya James was a dick
SwimmingSkies It's time to find the golden snitch
SwimmingSkies lol his father was an idiot
SwimmingSkies Actually, I always think he trying to full a hole, trying to track so many attention he can, do the heroes stuff, that's why he's a dick with his son, because he can't manage the paternity and leave everything with the teachers, he hides a big weakness, be bullied for abuse familiars, have so many things to deal, I mean is so many shit to carry.
hahaha, I tough the same!
In a way, Harry is acting like his father
pretty accurate statement
Jacoby Sloan
"you're becoming more like your father"
Jacoby Sloan yeah his dad was a bit of a dick. Mainly towards snape. Like Jesus Christ what the hell
Yeah
ComicWriter 2020 Yeah but his dad is still a golden bowl that could fly up his enemies ass
0:46 when you get an A on the test
😂
Me: *Gets an A in English* To be expected of an author.
Also me: *Gets a C- in math* I'm ThE cHoSeN oNe-
Lol
omg so true.. XD
This had no reason being so funny
A secret society of wizards manipulating every major event in history sounds kind of cool.
Oh boy do I have good news for you.
@@amethyst_dawn wdym
@@amethyst_dawn HAHAHAHA I wish you were joking
@@Isaax You understand.
So is this how the history of sonic and tails started because of this?
This reads like something the Daily Prophet would publish.
True 😅
Yup true
Considering that the Daily Prophet is the magical version of the National Enquirer I can see them writing a story like this😂
Alright did Rita skeeter write this?
I think she did
Obviously yes
@Greatest artist who ever lived She first appeared in book 4
@Greatest artist who ever lived she was a newspaper journalist
@•HikariBunni• they never claimed to be. "Potter head" what fucking losers XD
this sounds like legitimate fanfiction
I would definitely read that!
Still better than the cursed child
@@rubyaura9776 🤣🤣🤣
@@alicejackson9623 same tho 🤣👍
This is JK Rowling's true vision
1:45
Someone remake this in 3D, and use PS1 Hagrid.
I love that during the Adolf scene you could hear him giving one of his famous speeches.(he had a tactic of starting the speech calm then driving it up into a riveting rampant of words that you didn’t even have to understand the language to feel the inspiration)
Why do I talk exactly like hitler?
@@thehomeofbanananater3173 plot twist you are hitler
@@calcius3934 :O
jesus christ you're a neo-nazi! fuck off
@@אלוןשיינפלד Jesus Christ, you completely misunderstood his point! Fuck off!
"Ready to find tge golden snitch?" My chest hurts XD
Stefhon Walker good god...
Stefhon Walker uaaaaaaaahhhhhrgh
*rips crushing from inside*
"Harry, don't! Don't"
*Fart noise*
"AAAAAAAAA-"
I feel like I'm watching James as a kid
But worse
wHo WanTs tO Go to hArrYs hOUse
Wesley Nestor not me I’m scared of it
No This Is Weird.
Woo ho Harry’s house
*m E !*
Woo Hoo Harry's House!
If those wizards are responsible for tragic events, then they've most likely played a hand in tha downfall of the Mushroom Kingdom, and Tails' dive into insanity.
And For The Later Future Stuff, Dr. Light Betrayal Of Dr. Willy, Omnic Crisis 2.0, Cuphead And Mugman Bringing The Devil To Our World, Blue Getting Back To Earth Infected, And Raiden Taking Over Outworld
Ik this wasn't made when you commented but that Tails part really explains a lot to do with Tails insanity
But who could they be...?
@@ghedebaronsamedi Easy
They're Members Of An Evil Witch Cult
Oh dear god…
Can we talk about the fact that this preluded The Secret History of Mario, Tails, AND Something About Amy??? Look at the last scene and notice what he turned them into.
Perhaps these wizards are more important than they seem, to ALL secret histories?...
Actually Voldemort is a very nice person. On Sunday's he goes to church. He often donates money to homeless kids. (And various other places that help the Earth and such.) Actually on Fridays he comes over so we can make bracelets and necklaces for the kids and we often go shopping to buy shoes them as well. He helps animals at the pet shelter find a home and actually has adopted a couple of them himself. People often judge him for how he looks. But he is an all around good spirit who is just a misjudged misfit. He is like that kindly old lady down the street with an army of cats/dogs/other animals (including giant snakes, dragons, Griffins, ect.) who you worry about because they are constantly falling over and crying about how Charlie bit their finger or something like that.
Yeah shame Potter pick on him I remember he keep breaking in Voldemort home and steals his family heirlooms
hmmmmmmmmmm
And he's hated just because he doesn't have nose.
DON'T SAY HIS NAME
Huh neat
Yeah, the evil wizards are called Tumblr, ao3, fanfiction and r34
A
No one know what to actually call them (witch or wizard), as they get offended for "assuming their gender".
Doin't forget 4chan
Fawkes Pryde I
Also sonic 06
After Harry stole Neville's candy in Hogsmeade when he wore his invisibility cloak, he could have just taken any candy he wanted yet he took Neville's, the candy he paid for! I believe it.
Haley James say kid
70
man seeing harry being manipulated by a group of evil dark wizards it's really a good book material!
1:12 she reminds me of coralines mom
What a conspiracy... someone replaced Harry with the young James Potter!!!
No joke this would be a sick film
Reversed version of Harry Potter
Spacey Bagles definitely
Spacey Bagles hell yeah man
True
Facts
get ready to find the golden snitch
Gary THE HORROR!
Gary You re not Gary , I am Gary!
Gary Gary? 😕
Daenerys Stormborn Yes?
haaahaa haa Gaaarryyy!
why is this more interesting then the actual harry potter series
Yi7
Because original sucks?
Cause Harry would never do this in the movies.
1:32 "Ooooh! That's gotta sting!"
LIKE A SUPERSCOPE TO THE NUTS
" Harry... Harry, please! "
*Harry never said peace was a option*
Ok let's get one thing straight. Han. Shot. First.
+Xx_loafbloke_xX Think more and joke you shall find
+mashed Oh my god you replied. XD
+mashed wow
Damn you evil wizards YOU RUINED STAR WARS!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!! Screw you too Jar-Jar
+mashed TBH, I would have just put it in to piss people off.
God, I love Zeurel's animation and art style.
Somehow it reminds me of TomSka.
Niko The Bosnian
They have collaborated before.
looks similar to twisted grimm
And he shot up entire Hogwarts, turned out to be an Anti Christ, and killed Alan Quartermain with his dong-wand. That is before Mary Poppins finished him off.
A DC comics reference. Noice.
“Actually I’m in a book of the bible.
- Just one book ? I’m on every page.”
@@Dustubuni League of Extraordinary Gentleman.
0:09 you gotta pause quickly to find the face on the golden snitch.
Holy shi1t this is true my dude
Ehdhd Shusshus 0o0 I never noticed that!
Nice catch.
Wow, great sight
I saw it
Oh, god the photos of Ginny....I'll still be laughing Monday.
"Are you ready to find the golden snich?" Cracked me up! XD
I woulf love to
Harry no don't... DON'T!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH
wasn't Harry's dad a bully?
ts g yes. To snape that is.
his dad died
Blue Cube but before he did he was a huge jerk to Snape
Sleeping Goat Pleb that's true
Then harry is following his fathers footsteps
1 million points from griffondor.
3 million points more like
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Points from griffindor
Infinity points from griffondor
It's "Griffindor"
I love how this means that Voldemort was the good guy because he was just trying to kill harry before he got out of control
The Death Eaters? Former targets of the shady cult who recognised their insidious agenda and formed an alliance in order to take them down once and for all. And all the people they killed / tortured were at one point in contact with the cult, or at the least manipulated by them.
@@ghedebaronsamedi to be honest I don’t know
This reminds me of another story about a very famous Japanese-American.
He was born in Nagasaki in 1940. He lost his father at the age of five, but he clearly remember the last words he said to him before venturing with his mother to see his grandparents in Tokyo. "Don't worry boy, me and the city will still be here when ye come back"
As a young man he travelled to America in 1962 where he eventually settled in New York creating one of the most successful business empires.
Hating wars and modern weapons he dedicated much of his time and recurses teaching the disenfranchised youth of the city about the old ways, as a health activity for boys who were either orphaned or with only a single mother and in danger of slipping into criminality.
He called them the Footclan and did much to rescue boys abusive relationships.
But there was one who always eluded him, a rat of the foulest sort, who had kidnapped and brainwashed four young boys
Most Likely The Spirit Of Sam Pepper
Lol
cause 9/11 ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
i get it now i think just maybe, tails was possessed by one of the evil wizards before he met sonic or Sega. just my own little theory here.
ki11ertwo thomas they are in hand of every major tragedy in history
@.@
1:18 imagine if Harry's kids got ahold of these pictures.
1 is named after a pedo and a rapist i think they've got better things to worry about
I bet they would need therapy after that
Let’s us not even think about that!
Imagine fr
"He's perfect in every way"
So we're ignoring the fact that he constantly lied about important things just so he wouldn't get in trouble? I understand that this video is making up secret history to change the way we look at things, but kind of overstating his reputation there.
Julia Lloyd it’s a parody
Thomas Raines I second that. It's not meant to be taken that seriously, it's deliberately overstating his reputation. Because it's a joke.
CuppaCofi it’s not no. Don’t take it to seriously, it’s just meant to be funny.
To be fair, Hagrid did say that they had to maintain his “image.” If Harry is depicted as “perfect in every way,” that that should keep his “image” perfect as well.
The character that I think is the closest to perfection in HP is Hermione, and even then she has some flaws that make her interesting
I'm basing off of the book here, in the movies they just make Hermione more perfect in every way. She even knows thinks she isn't supposed to know at that point of the film for no particular explained reason
Snape: "You're just like your father."
1:20 *This is why I don’t eat cereal*
Or Froot Loops at the very least...
Brimestone Lewis more like poop loop
DELISH!!!!! XD
(Jk.)
@@Davidpostingshid pretty clever
*And that's why I eat it*
...Zeurel could be capable of godly hentai on par with Zone if he really wanted to.
THERE, I SAID IT.
really tho
How do you know that isn't what he does in his free time
:3
+Fox Holmes I've yet to find a style that matches his in some way (I'm aware artists can have several styles sometimes, but it's a bit more difficult in animation, so... more looking required)
Andrew Micallef
remember, zeurel did animate eddsworld: the end, and that style is entirely different from his usual. of course, my comment was a joke, so why am i defending it? XD
when you realize two of the secret wizards are the comedic relief characters from Zeurels entries in the walking city OCT
Oh my can't wait to show this to my friend who is a Harry Potter fanatic 😂
So...remember their reaction? Have you actually done it yet? WE NEED ANSWERSS
@Mr7Reality I mean, in all seriousness, that's a possibility- Ya can die at any moment. Would suck if they were dead, hope someday they come back
@Mr7Reality Yeah
You know I wouldn’t be surprised if Rowling made something like this, the whole group of evil wizards guiding a good wizard and maintaining his image
1:42 r.i.p
I hope he enjoys it
This balls
holy crap this amazing
Pikapetey! Omg! I subbed!
Who
there needs to be a sequel to this cause this seems like it would be an amazing story
*These faces are demonic*
*ill have nightmares for weeks*
aye same
another dumbass comment, there's nothing "demonic" about this, and if it gives you nightmares..GROW THE FUCK UP...there's no demons to worry about, except the ones you're stupid enough to think exist in your own mind. lol
1:24, "A.K.A. 'Mouthboy', not that ginger"
...............That's what I though his named sounded like!
1:04 Abusing his powers I see.
That had to happen
I want a follow up on this eventually :O
RoronoaZoroSensei to ?
,mn
i love the cross over with other cases in the series ( 2:25 you can find Mario, tails, and may)
Not may, amy
Lol
Calling it now, these evil wizards are gonna show up in a future Secret Histories.
no they're already here...
just look at Donald trumps.
+Jazen Brandon No, Trump is just Evil. Him being a Wizard sounds wrong.
harry looks like the medic from team fortress 2 in this video xD
+TheFrancix "Prepare for your examination... (laughs)"
previous comment: *gets turned on by the photos of ginny"
me: the only thing that turns me on is a sandvich.
IKR?!
I WAS GOING TO COMENT THE SAME THING RIGHT FUCKING NOW! :""v
DAMN I would watch the shit out of this if this was a real story arc!
0:53 *Wanting your Waifu in real life be like*
Secret History of the Team Fortress 2 Scout?
I mean, Zeurel DOES technically play Team Fortress 2.
Jeremy Krane At this point, i'd say is meaningless. It's gonna look like these mysterious wizards are responsible for everything.
Speaking of Zeurel and TF2, does anyone else remember that Locals series?
1:45 sounds like you are geting a quest from a guy in Reckoning kingdoms of amalur add this at the end after 1:19 - "i want you to find these wizards and take care of them"(orsomething like that) and you have yourself a quest in RKOA
is the uncensored version on newgrounds by any chance? :)
+Captsehanort ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Captsehanort xD don't tell me you watched that fnaf video did you?
Imma regret asking this but... what in blazes are you all talking about?
Sowohsono no, but there is the next best thing: rule 34.
Captain Ballistic maybe
To be honest, I find this concept quite interesting. What if for the next book, harry suddenly gets manipulated by another evil force, a force more powerful than "You-Know-Who". And his kids find a way to-
Meh, Never mind too generic..
Bro poor Ron, he can never catch a break, and the Draco accent was on point!😂
Hagrid : Dr.Monty
Harry : Shadowman
Evil wizard : Apothicans
... do your research it makes sense
You're a cod zombies fan aren't you cause I am
Holy shit
this is true and deep
Bardock I see you’re a man of culture as well...
poor Draco Malfoy
"Saint Pottah"
What?
Now Herry is more related to Hitler than Gandalf
This is practically true I bet the wizard cult that had a part in every major tragedy in history is
*SCIENTOLOGY*
The forbidden mixture of religion and science
2:26 secret history of tails cameo, nice
1:38 READY TO FIND THE GOLDEN SNITCH?!?!
I am
Same
1:33 my god, this really shows Harry's evil side. I mean, LOOK AT THAT FACE
That’s evil pure evil..
pause at some frames on 2:26 who is that?
Evil Dictator Mario ruclips.net/video/PuYZ-9zcp4w/видео.html
+mashed 😱
+mashed mario tales Amy
Teresa Reis Tales? No Tails
@@mashedo:
That is the only one moment where you will sympathize with Draco Malfoy.
1:17 glad im wearing headsets
Me too I'm wearing them right now🤣
Man this vid was 1 censorship away from being a pornographic wow this is one f**ked up video lol
i need the unblured version. for studiying purpose.
yes! i need to find that secret cult. maybe they are hiding in those blurred pictures.
Me 3
This is like a Rita Skeeter story
(Before watching) "Oh, you want to tell a story about that Horcrux created from the body of a child that Tom wanted to use as his vessel in order to live a new life in the body of a world-famous hero surrounded by care, but in the end it was spoiled by a bearded moron who gave the child to his unloving relatives? Yes, I remember this interesting story."
(After watching) "Wow. Cool idea!"
Kanye West might have an idea of who these secret wizards are...
i would LOVE to say the secret history of legend of zelda!!!
The Harry in this reminds me of Where's Waldo/Wally for some reason.
Uncensored Version?
lel
+Nicatization
Weird Sonova bitch
Don't laugh!!! We need those pictures!
No seriously uncensored pls
+Nicatization 😃👌👏👍
2:06 i see, so the truth is revealed
0:41 Well that was funny
Hermione Hermione Hermione Hermione
WHO W1TS 2 GO 2 HARRY H0USE =]
1:17
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooow
EVERYONE want to see the uncensored version
Yeah
Honestly this makes Hermione going after Ron a lot more believable
Did this come from JK Rowling’s Twitter?
Noup
They should continue the Story of the wizard society because it may also give answers to some events like tails insanity may even be linked to the cursed cap / waluigi and wario.
2:00 I'd recognize those shadows anywhere.
Now I feel bad that I cried when one of them died.
Who are and from where?
Who are they
Just by looking at the thumbnail,i knew this was animated by Zeurel.
02:12 Alexander Anderson?
“Slightly bigger than huge, beard”
Lets all just hope that harry Potter and tails dont work together.....
It would be a multiverseal crisis
I want them two to work together
And add dictator Mario
And you got the end of the world
Okay, why is Ginny hotter than Hermione here and who are those people at the third picture at 1:20?
One appears to be a centar if you looked at thw last picture bottom right.
Why did you so much attention to those images XD
Mashed got themselves a wonderful artist, I recognize that art style anywhere, love his work, amazing and awesome person.