Me too man. All the people claiming it's stupid will wish they had an EDC warhammer when they get attacked by a knight in full 13th century plate armor.
I know. You never think it's going to happen to you, but then out of the darkness clatters an enemy, encased from head to toe in steel. Your run of the mill Spyderco pocket knife is no match for that! Fortunately I have my war hammer.
That soldier helmet lasted way longer than I expected. I dunno if they're meant more to protect from bullets or from shrapnel, but it sure can keep SOMETHING protected. (You're still going to get a headache if that hammer gets to you, though.)
Eh Taking a hit like that to the face that crushes the helmet in that manner is most likely instant incapacitation. That first hit would be a concussion and shattered orbital bone. Would take most out of a fight immediately.
I just bought one and using it to carve up the turkey at Thanksgiving was poorly received by my families. I was accused of "showering everyone in stuffing and cranberry sauce" and "ruining the holidays, Jeremy". 5/10, might be good for eating soup out of.
Chainmail is effective against all forms of attack. At least it is when properly made, the mail shown in this video is cheap LARP shit. Real mail is riveted and or soldered together, making it immensely stronger.
Cody Swanson Da hell dude, why do you think mail was such a widely used type of armor if it only protects against from slash attacks. Like it was said, if properly made, can be a hell of an obstacle
What some of y'all aren't understanding is that blunt force even with a helmet on will fuck you up even if physical trauma to the helmet is not visible
what youre not seeing is every time he hits the helmet its actually bending and caving in with each strike. though it may not look particularly effective, one hit from that hammer would either kill you or leave you with the ability to smell colors for the rest of your life
-30 steal +600 damage when held by shao Kahn -200 handle durability when handle is wood +9,000 damage when crushing blow is applied to the skull +2mil legend points when 1 handing opponents skull and spine off
ok so i actually own this, and it is an awesome self defense tool. I actually shortened the handle down to 20" wrapped the handle with leather which does wonders for keeping a solid grip on it and I epoxy glued the head onto the handle, drove the set screw in tight as fuck and then welded it shut so there's no way the head will ever come off without burning the handle out of it lol. I keep it in my truck because of the rough neighborhood I live in and the ghetto ass warehouse district i work in. I've used it in training against my century BOB which i have outfitted with a 16g full riveted maille hauberk and 12g hardened carbon steel topfhelm and while this thing is awesome against softer targets, unlike the last clip of him punching through that butted maille (costume maille) hauberk, this thing will neither penetrate the riveted maille nor the higher grade carbon steel helm. It does dent the helm slightly though and has caused some mild denting/damage of the maille rings but no holes or breaches in the either thus far. I'd guess the helm they were using in the demo was likely 18g or 16g mild steel. Not complaining about the product at all, its actually intimidating enough just busting it out in a sketchy situation has gotten me out of a few jams already i'm just saying that some of the clips in this demo vid are a little misleading.
This weapon is scary! What if you were a plate armored knight, and then all of a sudden you get hit in the face with that? i would not want to be that guy.
If you're wearing properly made plate armor you would be fine. That is compared to wearing nothing. But it can still cause concussions and hemorrhages.
Meme Destroyer Not if you were hit with a warhammer. The concussive force would knock the wind out of you. Then they just have to crack your head open.
And here be the weapon that spilt the rubies from noble Prince Rhaegar Targaryen's armor into the fords of The Trident. Brute King Robert Baratheon won his war with the fury of a madman and the strength of a raging stag, struck true into the chestplate of the Last Dragon of Westeros all because he got blue-balled by the Winter Rose. xD lmao
Very good on face vs fiction. Robert's weapon was said to be so large that Ned couldn't wield it. And the weapon I simply decribed is based on the concept of both book and official art works of said war hammer. What could realistically be more accurate for someone to be that strong and what weapon he would use?
While I do appreciate that you have a lot of concern for the safety of your customers, and that you are considerate of the meat used in your demonstrations, but is a 1 minute disclaimer really necessary? Would it be possible to abbreviate it in the future, or remove the dictation? Not a big deal, simply a stray thought of mine. Thanks for the great knives.
Is that BUTTED MAILLE!?!? That's the armours they make for actors, no one has ever seriously worn anything like that for protection, it's always been riveted maille or soldered or closed rings.
Came home to find a knight in full plate trying to take my GF as spoils of war. Grabbed my warhammer and sent him packin.. Thanks Cold Steel. Lynn Thompson is still a hero in my book.
Could you kindly reveal to us the grade of steel that Crusaders Great helm was made of? Manufacturer? Thickness? So on so forth. I don't mean to be crude if I come across as so, your knives, axes, and hammers are great products, and so are your machetes from what I understand. But I have seen to many people try to use LARP armor for weapon testing, some don't even realize it. It would be greatly beneficial to the community if you revealed the details of that. I bring the same question for the chainmail, which you've done demonstrations on in other videos. and even more, you really shouldn't test chainmail on still wood to test it like you did in the other video, it should be over a gambeson or something of the like, or something freehanging. And the shield looked like it was designed to be destroyed, an authentic viking shield would have been more impressive, but I would still ask the same question for that.
Puxido against properly made German gothic plate it wouldn't do much. I hate videos where they test a weapon against a so called "armor piece" and it's just a piece of rolled stainless steel.
I stuck a titanium hammer head on an estimated 4 foot lead pipe, pretty good at bashing and I don't feel any of the shock, I've hit trees, jugs of ice, a jet ski which was fiberglass, and some steel tanks from inside the ski. Before the titanium head I had a steel head which had a curved claw so I had to pull in before it hit my target the results were nasty and unexpected but the Titanium head has a straighter claw, the majority of the weight in it now is all in the lead pipe and I'm hoping to spend some $$$ on a titanium pipe of the same thickness, it's pretty thin but not paper thin, it doesn't bend unless I hit with the pipe. Perfect zombie apocalypse melee weapon!
if the orcish filth returns to my home armed with plate armor i will know what to use, if they do not bend to the power of the greatsword. thanks a whole lot, cs knives
I bought one of these a year or so ago. Ever since then it's been my Everyday-Carry war hammer.
you need it to defend yourself from bandits you know that they are comming then you hear this a nu chiki briki i v damke
Me too man. All the people claiming it's stupid will wish they had an EDC warhammer when they get attacked by a knight in full 13th century plate armor.
I know. You never think it's going to happen to you, but then out of the darkness clatters an enemy, encased from head to toe in steel. Your run of the mill Spyderco pocket knife is no match for that! Fortunately I have my war hammer.
James Ash you have war hammer i have kalasnikov im doing just right
александр Куликов the slav is strong with this one :>
"Don't test this at home"
Aye, cause I have ballistic dummies and pig carcasses just lying around in me garage
You don't?
@Yaqub Mohamed we werent talking about the blood
that throw earned you a sub
4 years late...
But that throw is sick
The hammerhawk
That soldier helmet lasted way longer than I expected. I dunno if they're meant more to protect from bullets or from shrapnel, but it sure can keep SOMETHING protected.
(You're still going to get a headache if that hammer gets to you, though.)
Eh Taking a hit like that to the face that crushes the helmet in that manner is most likely instant incapacitation. That first hit would be a concussion and shattered orbital bone. Would take most out of a fight immediately.
My mistake, I thought you were talking about the knights helmet, and just realised you in fact were not. Apologies.
Rhino1004 it took more hits than i expected i was like the soldier will have enough time to react but than i was like wait the blunt trauma
Rhino1004 and i ts used to protect from shrapnel and some bullets
It's used to protect against blunt objects, so if you use the sharp end, it would penetrate through the helmet in 1 or 2 hits.
I just bought one and using it to carve up the turkey at Thanksgiving was poorly received by my families. I was accused of "showering everyone in stuffing and cranberry sauce" and "ruining the holidays, Jeremy". 5/10, might be good for eating soup out of.
That is stupid of your family to accuse you of following the traditional rules of thanksgiving.
Miles that’s because it’s not meant for that you idiot
@@CT-5555-7 And whoosh.
Caleb Hu what the fuck is that supposed to mean
@@CT-5555-7 thats the sound of the joke missing your head
2:01 it sounds like my follower in Skyrim doing a Power Attack
3:22 = Perfection !
Imagine getting hit in the ribs with one of these things on a medieval battlefield.
Chainmail is bad for testing puncture weapons because chainmail was meant to protect from slashing attacks
Chainmail is effective against all forms of attack. At least it is when properly made, the mail shown in this video is cheap LARP shit. Real mail is riveted and or soldered together, making it immensely stronger.
Cody Swanson Minor error, it's called mail.
Cody Swanson Da hell dude, why do you think mail was such a widely used type of armor if it only protects against from slash attacks. Like it was said, if properly made, can be a hell of an obstacle
-Lorence Fillers- mail isn't the sole armor, its worn under plate armor.
postal milk Plate armor existed long before chainmail.
The cold Steel war hammer, the perfect hammer for a rage room.
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@James Nah its a place you pay to get into where they set up bottles and boxes and shit like that and let you smash it all
I can see why Robert Baratheon loved this weapon.
except Robert's war hammer was so heavy that Ned couldn't lift it.
What some of y'all aren't understanding is that blunt force even with a helmet on will fuck you up even if physical trauma to the helmet is not visible
I was shocked how ineffective it was versus the military helmet. Don't get me wrong, it is a superb weapon for sure.
what youre not seeing is every time he hits the helmet its actually bending and caving in with each strike. though it may not look particularly effective, one hit from that hammer would either kill you or leave you with the ability to smell colors for the rest of your life
kingbonghogg Either wat, all those blows to the head cannot be healthy.
That's why u use the spike he used the blunt side
That's why u use the spike he used the blunt side
Aaron Byrne dont knwo about you but i sure as hell wouldnt want to be the one wearing that helmet and getting hit with that shit
Im more impressed by that throw than I am by the killing power
*3:53** IT'S A GIRL!!!*
Issa knife
@Xeno Draft no
@Xeno Draft well... i commented soo... there's no point in saying yes
@Xeno Draft what?
@Xeno Draft ta qi motren n byth
The kinetic force alone to a helmet..dent or no dent..would put anyone’s lights out.
Weapon stats:
+900% Damage
-5% Movement speed
Nah fandom hits
Negates 65% of enemy's armor
-30 steal
+600 damage when held by shao Kahn
-200 handle durability when handle is wood
+9,000 damage when crushing blow is applied to the skull
+2mil legend points when 1 handing opponents skull and spine off
ok so i actually own this, and it is an awesome self defense tool. I actually shortened the handle down to 20" wrapped the handle with leather which does wonders for keeping a solid grip on it and I epoxy glued the head onto the handle, drove the set screw in tight as fuck and then welded it shut so there's no way the head will ever come off without burning the handle out of it lol. I keep it in my truck because of the rough neighborhood I live in and the ghetto ass warehouse district i work in. I've used it in training against my century BOB which i have outfitted with a 16g full riveted maille hauberk and 12g hardened carbon steel topfhelm and while this thing is awesome against softer targets, unlike the last clip of him punching through that butted maille (costume maille) hauberk, this thing will neither penetrate the riveted maille nor the higher grade carbon steel helm. It does dent the helm slightly though and has caused some mild denting/damage of the maille rings but no holes or breaches in the either thus far. I'd guess the helm they were using in the demo was likely 18g or 16g mild steel. Not complaining about the product at all, its actually intimidating enough just busting it out in a sketchy situation has gotten me out of a few jams already i'm just saying that some of the clips in this demo vid are a little misleading.
No wonder Rhaegar got his ass kicked by Robert...
No kidding! I thought the same thing, such a brute of a weapon, you don't have to keep it "sharp", AND it costs a fraction that a sword does.
Against armor war hammers are more effective than a sword
That's delicious, dude
Que delícia cara kkk
Yeah dude war hammers for life
дооплож
That hammer throw was awesome!
This weapon is scary! What if you were a plate armored knight, and then all of a sudden you get hit in the face with that? i would not want to be that guy.
You would just turn around and see a steel bit and "Poof"! 😱🔚
If you're wearing properly made plate armor you would be fine. That is compared to wearing nothing. But it can still cause concussions and hemorrhages.
Meme Destroyer Not if you were hit with a warhammer. The concussive force would knock the wind out of you. Then they just have to crack your head open.
@@andrelaboy2002 nah Warhammers were more effective against that shit haha
@@andrelaboy2002 If you fell over in that you'd be dead meat.
You know its going to be good when you hear: "viewer discretion is advised".
2:42 they killed swaggersouls
Yeet
This looks like a good gif to send him
3:05 I was so scared, what if the back sharp part hit his back as he was winding up?
And here be the weapon that spilt the rubies from noble Prince Rhaegar Targaryen's armor into the fords of The Trident. Brute King Robert Baratheon won his war with the fury of a madman and the strength of a raging stag, struck true into the chestplate of the Last Dragon of Westeros all because he got blue-balled by the Winter Rose. xD lmao
His hammer was more like a sledgehammer with spikes
Very good on face vs fiction. Robert's weapon was said to be so large that Ned couldn't wield it. And the weapon I simply decribed is based on the concept of both book and official art works of said war hammer. What could realistically be more accurate for someone to be that strong and what weapon he would use?
Fact Vs fiction I mean
This Man is having wayyy too much fun doing this.
3:31 when you find that guy who swore on your Christian Minecraft server
Thats not very Christian
That was a beautiful throw!
While I do appreciate that you have a lot of concern for the safety of your customers, and that you are considerate of the meat used in your demonstrations, but is a 1 minute disclaimer really necessary? Would it be possible to abbreviate it in the future, or remove the dictation? Not a big deal, simply a stray thought of mine. Thanks for the great knives.
it's so the vegans don't go batshit lol
is the great helm in this video a real forged one or just another costume armor
What qualifies these guys as "professionals". I've got a camera, hammer, a you tube channel, and a disclaimer, I'm a professional.
Convict- NoteWorthyKnives well when RUclips is run by the radical alt left I can kinda see why
This comment section... RUclips ran by alt left? Vegans only ones slightly nauseated by the meat and caving in of skulls?
2:42 Not solair 😭
Praise the sun
Uuh
2:41 R.İ.P deus vult
Rest in peace 'helmet that's too thin to actually protect you'
@@brandonfoley7519 well Warhammers are made to break the armor
@@pavolverescak1712 blunt force beats any thing in armor even can break your arm if you have a sheild.
@@penisparker5172 yes it hurt you a lot but break the arm even with a shield? not sure about that
Also the helmet in the video is a cheap stainless helmet
OMG, I got a watermelon seed up my nose. I knew this testing was dangerous, but DAMN!
Is that BUTTED MAILLE!?!? That's the armours they make for actors, no one has ever seriously worn anything like that for protection, it's always been riveted maille or soldered or closed rings.
Obviously too expensive to waste, though.
the helm looked pretty light also.....
Why not just a 1x1' section to test
Came home to find a knight in full plate trying to take my GF as spoils of war. Grabbed my warhammer and sent him packin.. Thanks Cold Steel. Lynn Thompson is still a hero in my book.
3:22 nice!
3:19 the throw is remarkable.
I hope I'll never get attacked by watermelons or pottery. But If, I'll be ready!
I love it...RMJ has a War Hammer for about $600 bucks. I'll take the Cold Steel. Thank you very much.
2:55-3:05 "He's NOT DEAD ENOUGH!"
this is the type of dude to do videos like these than go get a double cheeseburger combo
Could you kindly reveal to us the grade of steel that Crusaders Great helm was made of? Manufacturer? Thickness? So on so forth. I don't mean to be crude if I come across as so, your knives, axes, and hammers are great products, and so are your machetes from what I understand. But I have seen to many people try to use LARP armor for weapon testing, some don't even realize it. It would be greatly beneficial to the community if you revealed the details of that. I bring the same question for the chainmail, which you've done demonstrations on in other videos. and even more, you really shouldn't test chainmail on still wood to test it like you did in the other video, it should be over a gambeson or something of the like, or something freehanging. And the shield looked like it was designed to be destroyed, an authentic viking shield would have been more impressive, but I would still ask the same question for that.
Puxido against properly made German gothic plate it wouldn't do much. I hate videos where they test a weapon against a so called "armor piece" and it's just a piece of rolled stainless steel.
Lol
Anyone can see that's a standard 50$ ebay crusader helmet.
Yeah we Need to know that in case we suddenly have to fight a Knight with this
@@andrelaboy2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FER REAL?
1:57
Nice Zombie-Go-Boom reference there...
So, a multi million dollar company partners up with two kids who love zombie movies.....
+csknives That sounds like a dream job
@Mason Thornburgh so a pea brain nerd is commenting on a multi million dollar companys youtube channel
I stuck a titanium hammer head on an estimated 4 foot lead pipe, pretty good at bashing and I don't feel any of the shock, I've hit trees, jugs of ice, a jet ski which was fiberglass, and some steel tanks from inside the ski. Before the titanium head I had a steel head which had a curved claw so I had to pull in before it hit my target the results were nasty and unexpected but the Titanium head has a straighter claw, the majority of the weight in it now is all in the lead pipe and I'm hoping to spend some $$$ on a titanium pipe of the same thickness, it's pretty thin but not paper thin, it doesn't bend unless I hit with the pipe. Perfect zombie apocalypse melee weapon!
Video starts at 1:50
Holy shit cannibal corpse reference
Robert Vaughn is built like Jason Voorhees
That helmet is the real winner here.
You guys should build karambits.
+csknives how about nunchaku you don't. :)
fuck karambits!
3:40 When you’re fed up about not being strong enough to open stuff
Oh perfect! This is just the tool I need to get my watermelon smashing career afoot.
Zombie Go Boom sure enjoyed seeing you guys wreck that Ivan Head. It’s no joke these things are really hard to even break
*me when i get 98% on god eater*
Helmet - my pc
That guy - me
2:57
Midir fukked u
The kukri and the warhammer are my two purchases from cold steel , both are amazing.
I don’t really believe that local butchers would be selling horse heads
3:54 wow a clay pot!!! Im buying one now
2:57
Stick: me
Friend trying wake me up. Normal day in army
You totally need this in everyday life
if the orcish filth returns to my home armed with plate armor i will know what to use, if they do not bend to the power of the greatsword. thanks a whole lot, cs knives
It doesn't matter what im packing, if I see this ģuy with that thing im running.
2:43 R.I.P solaire 😢
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Damn this dude just taking out his anger on everything
Wow. The army helmet is that tough.
Yeah, but probably the shock would kill you in one blow
If you swing it around 1200fps (like a 9mm) it'd probably go through then
Ummm I know what my next weekly weapon purchase is !!!! This is absolutely brain splattering awesomeness
I defineitely wouldn't want to get hit by one XD
of all the medieval weapons, I love the Warhammer most then the axe, the mace and then, the long handed sword
Using Ivan heads. I like it.
That kevlar helmet held its own like a champ.
True but the unfortunate wearing would have passed out after the first blow.
Make this a meme
call 1-800-Anger-Management now for extra special prices!
2012isRonPaul Hey man I think you fucked the joke up, the letters have to fit
War hammer is the best option against armor
ヘルメットて大事だね
匿名希望 最近で草
日本人で笹
それと全く同じことおもったｗ それとこの人たちプロっぽいけど、使用者の安全面とかに気を配ってほしい。みててこわい
spiking that cow skull from 20 feet away was siiiick!
My hammer can do most of the same stuff....
I mean yeah, just put a longer handle and its basically the same thing
Jesus, thats a solid weapon. Im liking it better than the swords. Strait through bones and exploding skulls.
Hammer+Axe=Haxe
Sound cool
Thats holy helm test was brutal i would not want a war hammer going into my head
*Bonk*
เป็นขวางที่สุดยอดมากเลยครับพี่
2:00 :D thank me later ;)
The warning in the beginning is new I could’ve sworn the other videos never had this
bad as hell
You guys have really good fricken aim my god
3:54
Top 10 Gender Reveals.
nothing more brutal than a blunt weapon
dude swung that hammer at the watermelon like it was a bowling ball. grunted like he threw his back out on that follow through.
I could watch these guys smash shit all day
And that's why I keep this behind my front door!
Just bought one a few days ago. I'm gonna name mine "Maxwell" 😉
His throw was perfect
Zombie go boom is the best channel ever no defense
I love how you guys get down! Dream job!
The bone splinters are what give the meat its character.
There’s some parts that are satisfying
you know your warranty sucks when regular use of your item could void the warranty
a hammer so good even Karl Franz would use it instead of his regular one.
Charles Martel would approve 👍
Manliest weapon ever
They need to put this in for honor
Cold Steel promotion crew could make a cat whisker look like a deadly multi kill saber...