Joe Machi Stand-Up

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 285

  • @Slame333
    @Slame333 6 лет назад +335

    Love that he’s still doing the whole call the audience “gang” thing. Adds more personality to the set.

    • @sarahbee3868
      @sarahbee3868 4 года назад +3

      Yes! Gang and Team!

    • @raebsen
      @raebsen 3 года назад

      @@sarahbee3868 gang will probably be termed a racist word by 2023.

  • @sammyspaniel6054
    @sammyspaniel6054 3 года назад +150

    If you threw this guy a surprise party you would never know if it worked.

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 3 года назад +5

      👁👄👁 this emoji was about him

    • @constitutionalrn4458
      @constitutionalrn4458 11 месяцев назад

      I love Joe Machi, but this line made me laugh harder than his whole set! Haha

    • @sameers6148
      @sameers6148 11 месяцев назад

      Bravo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @dianerember1869
      @dianerember1869 8 месяцев назад

      Now that's funny!

  • @grbmajor6645
    @grbmajor6645 3 года назад +30

    "If your dog doesn't cheer you up, you should check to see if your dog is a cat!" 😂😂😂 My new favorite quote!

  • @spartacusbringerofrain5623
    @spartacusbringerofrain5623 6 лет назад +280

    I love the bit when Joe calls the audience _Gang_

    • @lilchadaldrich
      @lilchadaldrich 5 лет назад +5

      Everytime he does it reminds me of Scooby-doo

    • @ergaberga8356
      @ergaberga8356 4 года назад

      I don’t mood killer, otherwise he’s funny

  • @peekaboots01
    @peekaboots01 3 года назад +58

    Been watching comedians all day. Took Joe Machi to finally make me laugh.

    • @Itsant33
      @Itsant33 Год назад

      Sounds like you didn't watch enough comedians at the time. I have a playlist of great material about 500

  • @drewtroutman
    @drewtroutman 3 года назад +20

    Can’t believe there are no comments about him holding the glass that way. Clicked on the video and instantly laughed when he said “should’ve left that backstage” and looked down at it lol

  • @john757
    @john757 5 лет назад +46

    Literally one of the best late night stand up appearances I've ever seen.

  • @kaninma7237
    @kaninma7237 4 года назад +87

    "Steroids are safer than football." True, true.

    • @Henrik46
      @Henrik46 3 года назад +1

      *American football, that is. Regular football is quite safe.

  • @ericmays7046
    @ericmays7046 4 года назад +47

    Whenever some one tells you "Women can't be funny!" Show them this clip.

  • @modiabcomedy
    @modiabcomedy 6 лет назад +87

    It’s good that Bobby Moynihan is still doing characters outside of SNL

  • @WadeWilson-
    @WadeWilson- 6 лет назад +650

    This woman is hilarious

  • @Howitchewstofeel5gum
    @Howitchewstofeel5gum 4 года назад +12

    This has to be one of the most uncomfortable-looking ways to hold a beer possible 😆

  • @MattJansen86
    @MattJansen86 6 лет назад +173

    I saw Joe a few years ago during the Last Comic Standing tour and she's amazing in person too.

  • @alexgordonepic
    @alexgordonepic 3 года назад +10

    joe machi is the shit. way more funny than sooo many others!!!! go joe machi!!!

  • @Stoic_Alien
    @Stoic_Alien 4 года назад +16

    I wish there was more on youtube with Joe machi i can tell you put in some work with your jokes you're great man.

    • @johnlafever3162
      @johnlafever3162 19 дней назад

      I recommend his set on "hating on charities."

  • @D3COD3D
    @D3COD3D 6 лет назад +197

    He looks like a modern over stuffed Woody doll from Toy Story, minus the cowboy attire.

  • @carniedph
    @carniedph 4 года назад +8

    we need some more joe machi. I just have to watch the same videos over and over again.

  • @Sarafara7
    @Sarafara7 6 лет назад +29

    Joe Machi!!! I love this guy. I remember him from last comic standing

  • @beepboop4001
    @beepboop4001 6 лет назад +11

    I loved Joe on Last Comic Standing! His nicknames for the audience kill me.

  • @saintdameon
    @saintdameon 6 лет назад +8

    Love his routine. Saw Joe perform in Vancouver the very next night and he killed it. Very funny

  • @poncho_x4410
    @poncho_x4410 4 года назад +7

    Joe is really talented and funny man lol personally I really do truly think that Joe is one of the better stand up comics that's doing it right now. I hope that he starts to FINALLY get the credit that he definitely deserves dude. He always manages to put together a really solid set with very good material that's always super unique and original, ya know? Anyway, I'm a big fan of stand up comedy in general and I've most certainly become a fan of Joe and his act overall in general. Glad to see that at least on the internet more people seem to be giving him the credit and recognition that I honestly do really think that hes earned regarding his career.

  • @watson3047z
    @watson3047z 3 года назад +6

    Joe is great. I wasn't sure what to make of him when I first saw him as a guest on the show Red Eye.

    • @johnlafever3162
      @johnlafever3162 19 дней назад

      He was the comedy and sketch writer then, and he's still the writer for Gutfeld's show now, along with comedians Nick Dipalo and Joe Divito.

  • @Womb_to_Tomb_Apologetics
    @Womb_to_Tomb_Apologetics 6 месяцев назад +2

    I've never laughed so hard in my life! 🤣

  • @xdudeifartedx
    @xdudeifartedx 6 лет назад +24

    "The Kid" killing it like always!🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @MadsterV
    @MadsterV 3 года назад +4

    That bit about "security questions" is on point. They're a dent on actual security for the same reasons he exposed here.

  • @Vecun
    @Vecun 4 года назад +56

    This prolific comedian just hits the spot for me
    I am appalled how little there is on the web from Joe Machi
    I mean, can u really tell me that his style is not unique?
    Please do.
    I would love more comedians with that humor and odd personality
    I would like to hear your recommendations, please

    • @irider1201
      @irider1201 4 года назад

      Ryan Hamilton

    • @davidvalensi8616
      @davidvalensi8616 4 года назад

      Surprised I haven't heard of him before now.

    • @csarpalace1518
      @csarpalace1518 4 года назад +1

      Fucking Mitch Hedberg brother. One of the legends

    • @GoodJuju.8D
      @GoodJuju.8D 3 года назад

      This Joe rocks! Hilarious stuff!
      Here's a couple other Joe's who crack me up:
      Joe Mande
      Joe Zimmerman

    • @kioplqwerty
      @kioplqwerty 2 года назад

      Jamie Lissow

  • @cesarbaca
    @cesarbaca 4 года назад +3

    He’s so awkward. I love it😂

  • @Teenom
    @Teenom 4 года назад +6

    Now that's how you do a tight five, folks.
    Amazing work.

  • @joserobles8028
    @joserobles8028 6 лет назад +19

    He's like an SNL character

  • @kennethwagnerjr21
    @kennethwagnerjr21 6 лет назад +8

    Jeff dunham's puppets are looking more and more realistic 😂

  • @enonya1809
    @enonya1809 4 года назад +6

    i look forward to more of this guy, gang.

  • @brilleargasm7342
    @brilleargasm7342 4 года назад +3

    That pose he's doing makes him look like the Captain of the Penguins of Madagascar

  • @GaryPvt
    @GaryPvt 3 месяца назад +1

    THE GREATEST COMIC TODAY!

  • @BongandBud
    @BongandBud 6 лет назад +3

    One of the best working today. Machi's the kid.

  • @briantrull2726
    @briantrull2726 6 лет назад +4

    Been watching your stuff for years now Joe, keep up the good work!

  • @tbrown9328
    @tbrown9328 6 лет назад +3

    This was actually very entertaining. I enjoyed it :)

  • @brandonnoyes1364
    @brandonnoyes1364 5 лет назад +22

    This guy's great. Just saw him on greg gutfeild show

    • @crystalship9900
      @crystalship9900 5 лет назад +2

      Brandon Noyes I saw that... Almost pissed my pants I was lmao so hard. The frozen head!!! On my gawd.

    • @scootover7
      @scootover7 5 лет назад +2

      @@crystalship9900 His standup is good, but he is funnier on The Greg Gutfeld Show.

    • @crystalship9900
      @crystalship9900 5 лет назад

      Scott Meckley Yeah, he’s great on Gutfeld. Joe is kinda androgynous... I wasn’t sure if he was trans or what.

    • @joeterp5615
      @joeterp5615 3 года назад +1

      I used to see him on Greg’s old 3:00 AM show “Redeye.” (still the best thing Greg’s done IMO). Joe’s awkward nervous persona demanded attention. His humor seems so authentic to who he is, less contrived or forced than many comedians IMO. A very funny guy.

  • @absolutelyjeda3867
    @absolutelyjeda3867 3 года назад +1

    Part of the Machi Gang - it’s an honor!

  • @heydenleekley4757
    @heydenleekley4757 6 лет назад +18

    Saw him and Michelle Wolf open for Louis C.K. at the Target Center in Minneapolis a couple years ago. Just as funny here.

  • @TehSymbiote
    @TehSymbiote 6 лет назад +4

    I love Joe's work

  • @vilislacis3337
    @vilislacis3337 Год назад +1

    Excellent, I’m going to see Joe live tonight!

  • @lallysoncalderon
    @lallysoncalderon 5 лет назад +2

    Stealing ‘scratch me right where I itch’ 🤣

  • @jrl4907
    @jrl4907 5 лет назад +1

    How do I change the answers to facts about myself! - that was brilliant Joe!

  • @ChrisRoperArt
    @ChrisRoperArt 6 лет назад +68

    Funniest pregnant lady I've ever seen!

  • @VictoV7
    @VictoV7 4 года назад

    This is one of his best! Every joke was good

  • @ralphmarquez9548
    @ralphmarquez9548 2 года назад

    Saw Joe at a comedy club in time Square . At got pains from laughing 😃 so hard 😭.

  • @ashleyh949
    @ashleyh949 6 лет назад +7

    So crazy I just watched him on Bumping Mics on Netflix lmao

  • @kennichols3992
    @kennichols3992 8 месяцев назад +1

    Even funnier just winging it.

  • @Peopleschamp_7
    @Peopleschamp_7 6 лет назад +3

    He has the personality of a comedian. While I didn't flat out laugh at his jokes, I was drawn and hooked. With alot of comedians, I don't feel like I'm hearing a comedian on stage but just some random person telling jokes. This guy did great.

  • @ricsanders69
    @ricsanders69 2 года назад +1

    Funny up to the cat comments...I love each and every one of my cats as they do me...you bastard! :-D

  • @noelpf
    @noelpf Год назад

    When Jimmy said you shoulda left that back stage lol

  • @carniedph
    @carniedph 4 года назад +3

    SOMEONE GIVE HIM A SPECIAL ALREADY

  • @lukeknowles5700
    @lukeknowles5700 Год назад +2

    I bet Fallon does not invite Machi on now that he's a regular on Gutfeld!

  • @metalphobos3632
    @metalphobos3632 6 лет назад +3

    Joes hilarious. He does an amazing Hannah Gadsby impression.

  • @somewhitepunk
    @somewhitepunk 6 лет назад +7

    How great was it when he had to shift the objects around to be able to shake Jimmy's hand

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 3 года назад

      and the furtive wiping of the no-doubt sweaty, clammy hand

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 3 года назад

    Cocaine and cafe fighting. ‘Sounds like half my coworkers 😂

  • @anthonysclafani3963
    @anthonysclafani3963 5 лет назад +5

    He reminds me of Tre Cool (Green Day's drummer)

  • @reeferseasalt
    @reeferseasalt 3 года назад +1

    He's brilliant

  • @thegreatmonster
    @thegreatmonster 6 лет назад +1

    I started loving it more towards the end.

  • @johnmamo653
    @johnmamo653 5 лет назад +3

    This guy is great

  • @gongoozleriam9783
    @gongoozleriam9783 Год назад

    I’m going to see him live and I can’t wait 😁

  • @canadianroxy
    @canadianroxy 6 лет назад +1

    Props to anyone who does stand up... I'd never be able to do that, ever. He wasn't bad. :)

  • @denisewhisler5536
    @denisewhisler5536 6 лет назад +2

    I like this guy! 😄

  • @by1310
    @by1310 3 года назад

    The only watchable 5 minutes of a jimmy fallon tonight show.

  • @machinezwinn8625
    @machinezwinn8625 6 лет назад

    Machi and Stu were hilarious. What a great comedy duo.

  • @DesertScorpionKSA
    @DesertScorpionKSA 6 месяцев назад

    Joe Machi is funny and weird. It's a good combination.

  • @johnheinz57
    @johnheinz57 6 лет назад +1

    Hilarious Mr. Machi!!!!

  • @rishichowdhary2731
    @rishichowdhary2731 6 лет назад

    Hilarious set Joe Machi! Rocking the new suit!

  • @72grantorino
    @72grantorino 3 года назад

    "You're scratching me right where I itch doc.".

  • @gmo709
    @gmo709 2 года назад

    He is funny. Remember him from that comedian competition show...where Rosanne and Norm McDonald were judges.

  • @mikeposner8563
    @mikeposner8563 4 года назад +1

    This is a real life morty

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 6 лет назад

    Joe Machi needs to unleash at a combat club: Spar, change; become a substance that's not whipped!

  • @AnthonetteLao
    @AnthonetteLao 6 лет назад +1

    I think you need a medication 😂

  • @easternturki6080
    @easternturki6080 6 лет назад +5

    Hello from East Turkistan 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋😊😊😊😊 many many love 💙 💜 💙 💜 💙 💜

  • @sdsumiguel5937
    @sdsumiguel5937 4 года назад +20

    When he said you dont want to be a man convincing another man that youre also a man, he should have added, “while he’s handing you a Baconator.”

  • @jacobhaarala6744
    @jacobhaarala6744 4 года назад

    I love the way he says cocaine😂

  • @kaninma7237
    @kaninma7237 4 года назад

    I love this guy!

  • @amywebb1826
    @amywebb1826 4 года назад

    Animals that don’t love you! Damn cats lol

  • @soundautomatic1
    @soundautomatic1 5 лет назад

    Just saw him at work the past 3 days. These same jokes are even more tuned

  • @Cloud_Envy111
    @Cloud_Envy111 3 года назад

    My spirit animal

  • @KilimitiFrriuuu
    @KilimitiFrriuuu 6 лет назад +33

    First time I've seen a pregnant woman do stand-up. Well done!

    • @jrr4475
      @jrr4475 6 лет назад +8

      Watch Ali Wong if you want to see it for a second time...

    • @modiabcomedy
      @modiabcomedy 6 лет назад +2

      Jamie R and a third

    • @jvmtube
      @jvmtube 6 лет назад

      also: Christina P's 30min special from Las Vegas (episode 6 of "The Degenerates" on Netflix)

  • @jamesshulkind5077
    @jamesshulkind5077 6 лет назад

    Neil Hamburger already has the carrying-around-alcohol bit taken care of.

  • @videoshomepage
    @videoshomepage 3 года назад

    His n word joke about passwords is the number one joke ever.

  • @randymarsh6477
    @randymarsh6477 5 лет назад +2

    Bruhhh he so funny

    • @lamolambda8349
      @lamolambda8349 5 лет назад

      He's great on the radio aswell check him out on Jim and Sam

    • @randymarsh6477
      @randymarsh6477 5 лет назад

      lamo lambda Whaaaattt????????
      I didn’t know. Thanks for the heads up, I’ll check him out

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 6 лет назад +14

    It's Pat!!!!

    • @janishart5128
      @janishart5128 5 лет назад

      *Michael Pipkin:* I see what you did there! 😆

  • @whoopshey826
    @whoopshey826 6 лет назад +2

    this dude is going to be huge.

    • @Mateo-et3wl
      @Mateo-et3wl 4 года назад

      He's already pretty big. Look at that gut

  • @mirabai305
    @mirabai305 6 лет назад +1

    I like him!

  • @rajkrishan3092
    @rajkrishan3092 5 лет назад

    he is great

  • @rexdavenport8210
    @rexdavenport8210 3 года назад +2

    Joe is golden! Let's go Brandon! FJB 👌👌👌👌

  • @airheadbyaaaaaaah
    @airheadbyaaaaaaah 6 лет назад

    Fuck yea! Funny as hell

  • @Gqrican94
    @Gqrican94 5 лет назад

    He looks like peewee Herman but his adventure was to McDonalds 😂

  • @theflytrapdiaries
    @theflytrapdiaries 3 года назад

    He has a og style to him.

  • @peanutismint
    @peanutismint 6 лет назад +20

    Wow Hannah Gadsby got a lot funnier than her last 'comedy' routine.

  • @zachcotter-aschoff2727
    @zachcotter-aschoff2727 6 лет назад +1

    Machi wants to go. Phil and Sam say "No"

  • @BaldingClamydia
    @BaldingClamydia 4 года назад

  • @michaelrutledge619
    @michaelrutledge619 6 лет назад

    Killer set by The Kid.

  • @bugajk25
    @bugajk25 3 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tylerbest1586
    @tylerbest1586 5 лет назад +4

    Joe machi is my favorite character in orange is the new black

  • @pauldavid4949
    @pauldavid4949 6 лет назад

    Joe is the Kid!

  • @jvmtube
    @jvmtube 6 лет назад +2

    he brought a fucking glass onstage for a Tonight Show set, just to do a "should have left it backstage" throwaway-joke and never reference it again. that is some Hedberg style dedication. love it...