Rolling down a Mountain while Bandits attack me
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- Опубликовано: 24 янв 2024
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This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death
well almost
This is the part where you fall down and HMM
Perfect comment 😭
Radiant AI is underrated.
“Oh you think?”
>Slides down a mountain hundreds of feet tall
>Barraged with arrows and beaten with clubs
>Remains unconscious for two hours
>Gets up and immediately starts leveling acrobatics.
The hero of kvatch is truly built different.
Dragonborn will be dead after 2 seconds of rolling :(
😂😂😂😂
Bruh beat the group by rolling down wtf is this??? Peak fiction wtf
Lost braincells playlist deserved😭
@@sanzharzaitenov5268can dragons roll
And he never dropped his sword
"See that mountain? You can helplessly slide down it for four minutes." - Todd Howard
"It just works!" Todd Howard said without a hint of irony in his voice. XD
Hodd Todward
Our next game will allow 64 minutes of rolling. 16 times the detail!
Believe me this game makes no sense yet is top 5 most realistic games im hiatory FOREVER
He should have taken some anti paralysis potions with him xD
as sun tzu once said, if you ragdoll down the mountain long enough the bodies of your enemies will roll by
😂
10 / 10 comment 😅
Such phylosify 😂
@@ripdangerdolanunsubbedbutn8902 philisophy is such a hard word to spell
@@different_stuff To bei fair his spelling looks cooler 😂
"Your luck is being drained." No, I think it's already gone.
Damn, I think it's draining the wrong way
In my headcanon the Hero of Kvatch just lays there in a mood for the rest of the game. The gods have abandoned him.
“Your Personality is being drained.” is what got me. As if the situation were so embarresing that people now like you less for it. lol
lol@@_koza
🎶"It's only just begun"🎶
Bandit Leader: Chase him down the mountain!
Bandit: It’s rather steep…
Bandit Leader: I DID NOT ASK!
Minamoto no Yoshitsune voice: AMATEURS
DB: WITNESS ME!
Bandit Leader: Mediocre!
"Your intelligence is being drained" Yeah i also lost a few brain cells there
Love how the bodies suddenly gained momentum again for no reason after combat
They had places to go
"Be seeing you."
This is truly the epitome of "they see me rollin', they hatin'."
epitome indeed, sir
"Your personality is being drained" they hatin
Tryna catch me ragdolling dirty
😂😂😂
The music picking up at 1:47 as another corpse pushes you further down is incredible
The 2:30 music pickup is amazing aswell 😂 just rolling down in tranquility
I'm glad someone caught that. I watched it twice and said "Incredible!"
This is pure masterpiece. A true ART.
The video is a miracle
absolute cinema
0:39 "Your Speed is being drained"
Bold statement being said about a man accelerating down a cliff.
It feels like those dreams we can't wake up from lol
Based!
Worse
Gold.
Bandits jumping to their deaths just so they can keep trying to kill you
God I love Oblivion
They can't wait to count out his coin.
I've had players do this in WoW. Two people literally followed me in jumping off a cliff to try to ensure the kill. I had invulnerability bubble - they didn't. They both splatted and I walked away laughing my ass off irl.
"Your intelligence is being drained."
- Me watching this video.
i genuinely cried with laughter when one of the thugs screeched "this part when you fall down and bleed" at 0:35. oblivion is unintentional comedy gold. no game comes close.
the fact that it was in the stupid elf voice is so perfect
Oh my God… I didn’t even catch that part! 😅
I appreciate that, in true Oblivion fashion, you have an unused level up.
3:46 "Do you need help getting up?"
"No, I think I'll just...lay like this for 18 hours."
Tbf, he technically only waited one or two of those hours.
But like imagine rolling down a fucking mountain while taking arrows and getting beaten with clubs until you lose consciousness for two hours and then you just wake up in perfect health again. This game is truly something else.
@ArvelDreth i mean the hero of kvatch is sheogorath (or becomes him) so i think theyd approve for how funny it is
Boy, it's sure good that mountain was there to save you from all those bandits
Todd Howard: " See that mountain? It isn't just a backdrop, that mountain is actually real. You can roll all the way down from the top of that mountain."
"Personality is being drained" while rolling helplessly down the mountain and being attacked. That's just comedy gold.
They should put this video in a museum
That last bandit archer finally realizing you *must* be dead since your limp body has been slowly falling down the mountain, making no volitional movements for the past 3 minutes.
just think, you were rolling down that mountain for 2 in-game hours
‘Twas nothing but a scratch.
This is with out a doubt the most exiting battle/chase iv'e seen. I was so invested in your escape.
"Your willpower is being drained"
One must imagine the hero of kvatch happy
Imagine the fury of the archers as your limp ragdoll body effortlessly dodges the scores of arrows they send flying down the mountainside.
The mountain killed your enemies for you all you had to do was keep rollind down. I love this goody game
1:47 the way the music starts picking back up as your body is nudged by a corpse to continue rolling
this is how i had to get to school back in the day
This is why I can't stop loving Oblivion
the bandits jumping off the cliff to attempt one more hit on you is pretty good. i've never seen this
Since one real-time minute is the same as one in-game hour, this battle technically lasted just over four hours and then he layed there unconscious for another one or two. Naturally, after rolling down a mountain while getting shot and bludgeoned for four hours, he just needed a little power nap and he was in perfect health again.
The music syncs perfectly with that last fire arrow at 2:30. The bandit thinks he killed you at the cost of all his friends. He watches you roll down the hill and the music becomes contemplative. Fucking hilarious
"this is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"
"do your worst!"
"im trying"
That is the most Oblivion thing I have seen in a long time! Now I just want to play Oblivion again.
This is the most accurate metaphor for being alive that I've ever seen.
Thats what i call am action film !
A downhill battle for the hero where he fights against his enemies between life and death while struggling to gain control in this tension-filled conflict with twists and suprises that he survives with sheer luck and will .
Death , desperation , downfalls , missed opportunities , near fails and successes .
Just chefs kiss !
As downhill as it can get.
Let's see if we can't find those mountain lions.
Playing asleep while rolling down the mountain? That's one way how to deal with bunch of bandits. The last bandit archer was actually convinced that you were already dead, so she just walked away rofl.
yeah rdml
"Your willpower is being drained"
Me after waking up and getting out of bed
Only the Champion of Cyrodiil could roll all the way down and mountain, kill several bandits without so much as drawing a weapon, and still survive.
Obviously it’s kind of a tradition that all Bethesda games have unintentionally hilarious moments, but Oblivion really is just a step above everybody else in that department
Thank you for providing us all with the glorious showcase of Oblivion content we were all hoping to see.
It's my pleasure.
I love the intense battle music as your slowly ragdolling. Then the last bandit just gives up 😂
Floating tree is a nice touch.
Well, that situation went downhill rather quickly
"This is the part where you fall down"
The bandits dying to fall damage actually made me spit out my coffee holy shit
Oblivion was truly magical. Simply unmatched.
Just play any anime opening music with this and this automatically becomes a new opening.
I love the narration at 0:31
“I think I’ve broken something”
Your agility, intelligence, strength, stamina, health, luck…. you know what.. everything is being drained.” Lol
Me when studying for exams
Even his uh, man-part “member?” Lol.
Apparently this mountain is rich with iron. Luckily you had a couple of powerful magnets lying in your pockets
He held onto his sword the entire time and didn't lose it... that's worth some praise.
After 4 minutes of watching this, I feel like my intelligence has also been drained.
the hero of kvatch, the embarrassment of bruma
I think this is the craziest thing yet. How tightly they all cling to their weapons even in death, huh?
This is why Skyrim is an improvement
@@alixfarron6730 nice try
@@alixfarron6730 The improvement in Skyrim was that weapons stayed in an NPC's inventory even if they flew out of their wielder's hands when they died. In Oblivion weapons had a tendency to go flying off into random directions and become un-lootable because they wouldn't be listed in the NPC's inventory anymore.
@@DovahFett Yeah, that.
@@DovahFettIn Skyrim, wheter you check the weapon or the dead body, you'll still get to see the whole inventory, that's the most weird thing. It's like the weapon and the npc existence are being hold togheter by some mysterious law.
I love how the music picked up when the archer’s corpse starting pushing you
When you see that we're done rolling but we're halfway through the video.
"It's you! The Hero of Kvatch!"
"Your intelligence is being drained" yes, I can tell my intelligence is being drained after watching this video.
This is obligatory oblivious, you rolling into oblivion.
"There are bandits attacking me" said to the tune of "there's a platypus controlling me"
I should confess: this is the most dramatic "rolling down the mountain while being attacked by" I've ever seen (not that I've ever seen something like this before 😂😂😂)
"And here, we observe the Mountain Bandit in its natural habitat, chasing down an unfortunate adventurer. But the bandits must be careful... Though they are experts in traversing this treacherous terrain, even they can make mistakes and lose their balance to roll down, down, down to their mutual demise."
1:47 I love how the music stops as if it's over, but then it starts up again as soon as the bandit's body pushes you further down 😂
Bro started falling daytime and kept rolling until nighttime
They say that times were tough when the Oblivion gates opened.
I've heard others say the same.
@@burgbass
*[awkwardly coughs while giving casual hand gestures]*
This makes me want to build a character who just abuses damage fatigue, hand-to-hand, paralysis, and steep slopes.
Damn, you really pissed them off! 😂
Must be the strongest damage fatigue spell from that bandit, also i love how they did those little steps on steepest parts of mountain
It would be icing on the cake if the game said that you cannot wait because enemies are nearby.
My favorite part of Oblivion's combat that needs to come back for ES-6, rag doll physics.
0:31 "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"
Yeah thanks, I already noticed that. 💀
"THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH" 😂😂😂😂
This guy was plummeting to his death a whole afternoon even the last remaining archer was fed up by dusk and called it a day.
It just works.
Bethesda: When you don't want your games to work, you want them to JUST work.
You see that bandit party over there? You can roll away from them
Sliding down the mountain, bandits unloading full fury on you. That is some enmity right there.
we warned you about mountains bro
we TOLD you dog
Just as Todd intended. This truly is a “it just works” moment.
This is it. Of all of the Skyrim and Oblivion clips I've seen, this is the Todd Howard-iest.
This is potentially the best and craziest Oblivion footage I have ever seen, well done
Crazy. This is almost a perfect visualization of my emotional welbeing at the moment I've realised I've woken up.
2:38 the sheer tranquillity of Gentilly rolling down a hill with oblivion music in the background is unmatched
Oblivion is truly one of the games of all time.
i love how after 2 minutes of sliding he gets hit by one arrow finally and then the fighting music instantly cuts out and is replaced by calm music as the bandit leaves
"Your intelligence is being drained"
*sips tea*
Indeed.
"it just works"
1:37 I love that the video stopped to buffer RIGHT HERE and I thought “oh the video’s over” only to burst into tears laughing as I realized there was more
The fact that he outlived all but one of the bandits in the end
The bandits are so weak you just fell asleep fighting them.
"Your intelligence is being drained."
I didn't know I had active status updates IRL.
Slide down! Roll down! Attack! For Skyrim and Morrowind!! 😂❤
"See this mountain? You can buy it... For the price of real mountain" - toDD HowarD
Truly one of the games
Of all time, even.
ALL HAIL MARTIN SEPTIM
"I didn't kill them, they all died of terminal stupidity."
I love the bandits’ sheer commitment to hurt you even at the cost of their lives.
POV: You left your room during a family gathering.
0:54 I love it when the npcs walk on air, look down, and then fall. Oblivion is a cartoon