my sibling and i were playing this as kids, doing the usual "save your game and then climb on a building + go on a killing spree for funsies" when a guard teleported to the building we were sitting on top of and shouted "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" in our faces at max volume. took that as a sign from god to be nicer to npcs
I like it how every time you break the law in Oblivion, everything is just descend into chaos. It's like all the characters are just waiting for the smallest reason to begin bloodshed lol
I believe this is exactly how Oblivion NPC's minds work. Underneath it all the are all bloodthirsty savages capable of slaughtering even their friends and families on a moments notice. It is truly fascinating
You remind me of an old friend who who only played morrowind over and over and over and over again. Everytime i went around to smoke up, morrowind, everytime he lost his shit and needed to talk, morrowind, go round just too hang out guess what we did... go on guess you'll never ever guess it.... Yup, morrowind. 😂😂😂😂 nice👌very nice😎love these vids, love em to bits and you too for putting 'em out mr youtuber.
The best part is that before it all breaks down, they are all just standing there judging you... silently. Especially Martin. His Disappointed Dad Face skill is over 9000. You cannot escape the law or the Adoring Fan.
@@Marcusml333 As mentioned above, it's either by typing "tcl" in console or high acrobatics, but you can also make custom spell to fortify your Acrobatics for, let's say, 100% for 1 second. It's crazy, actually, how high you can jump if you combine your high acrobatics skill with such spell.
Pretty high acrobatics and athletics skill (around 100 with items). You can get on that chapel from the rooftop of a nearby building. To get on top of the chapel I also used a fortify skill spell to boost my acrobatics for an additional ~50 points for a few seconds.
The first guard looked so disappointed in you...
He's like "Really, man? Really?"
@@Shoebil🤣
he looked so fucking exhausted. like this is the 8th time this week.
Martin givin' you that resting bounty face
I love that this keeps escalating without anyone saying a word
my sibling and i were playing this as kids, doing the usual "save your game and then climb on a building + go on a killing spree for funsies" when a guard teleported to the building we were sitting on top of and shouted "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" in our faces at max volume. took that as a sign from god to be nicer to npcs
"What's going on?"
Literally my thoughts, in Oblivion guard voice
Well now…what do we have here…
“Such Violence!”
@@MDE_never_dies He was here a second ago
I like it how every time you break the law in Oblivion, everything is just descend into chaos. It's like all the characters are just waiting for the smallest reason to begin bloodshed lol
I believe this is exactly how Oblivion NPC's minds work. Underneath it all the are all bloodthirsty savages capable of slaughtering even their friends and families on a moments notice. It is truly fascinating
The first guard was like
-_-
Second guard materializes like
>:(
And Martin. >:c
The Adoring Fan is like
:)
2:13 the music when you jumped had perfect timing
Guards be like: "You're not doing anything illegal, are you?"
Meanwhile, later in the video, Martin seems to know exactly what you're doing.
There's no way that was only 2:40. Felt like an 8 minute video
Fr 😂
You remind me of an old friend who who only played morrowind over and over and over and over again.
Everytime i went around to smoke up, morrowind, everytime he lost his shit and needed to talk, morrowind, go round just too hang out guess what we did... go on guess you'll never ever guess it....
Yup, morrowind.
😂😂😂😂 nice👌very nice😎love these vids, love em to bits and you too for putting 'em out mr youtuber.
the utter contempt on martin's face… look what you've done
Guard "Teleports behind you"
Nothing personel kid
Except how disappointed I am in you
Even Martin is upset with you
He just wanted to get to Weynon Priory...
@@tatuira93to weynon priory then
@@tatuira93to weynon priory then
@@tatuira93 to weynon priory then
@@tatuira93 to weynon priory then
Cyrodiil guards are on a whole other level
The best part is that before it all breaks down, they are all just standing there judging you... silently. Especially Martin. His Disappointed Dad Face skill is over 9000.
You cannot escape the law or the Adoring Fan.
This game is the Twilight zone...
it pisses me off how martin always looks at you with utter disdain in his heart
I cannot wait until the remake comes out
What in the name of Skooma is going on ?
"Skooma!!!! Oh! Oh, yeah... You want to... want to be my friend? I'll... I'll tell you what. Skooma's the only thing... the only thing I want..."
It's like that part in condemned where the mannequins keep spawning behind you
Oh god. PTSD
They really judging your actions on top of the citadel before initiate the arrest XD
another masterpiece lol
I like the shear confusion that the player had when the first guard appeared.
Do you get to the Cloud District very often?
0:08 the obssesed fan appeared like "Poof". 🤣
New videos from Elder Mer and Bacon demand my attention!
The confidence of the guards that it's a fight you can't win XD
man that town has got some Spidermans for guards.
Make some videos featuring the Golden Saint and/or Dark Seducer guards from the Shivering Isles. Just for a change.
Miscalculated jump, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sean Bean doesn't look happy about how you play this game
Airborne guards 🫡
Good old Lolblivion never fails to deliver.
"What the hell was that?!?"
"Death."
"What kind?"
"Instant."
The first guard was like: "go on try that again see what happens"
this is borderline experimental
Masterpiece! ❤
I absolutely cherish this stupid ass game
I see many people like living on the edge these days..
What an accomplishment
advanced ai, yeah
**teleports behind you** "Nothing personal, citizen."
I like your videos
THEN PAY 😡
Looool
What are paint brushes used for in Oblivion? Stairs...
perfect ending
i've had this happen so many times. i guess these guards are just really good at their job... kinda
Which mods are you running here? Something that makes them take damage from your bow blocking?
It's a Reflect damage enchantment, a very few items in the game have it.
@@Maxxon89 Oh, I didn't know that. What about being able to get up that high?
@@Marcusml333 either it's via console tcl or high acrobatics with jumping a lot and finding a way up there
@@Marcusml333 As mentioned above, it's either by typing "tcl" in console or high acrobatics, but you can also make custom spell to fortify your Acrobatics for, let's say, 100% for 1 second. It's crazy, actually, how high you can jump if you combine your high acrobatics skill with such spell.
bow of infliction my beloved
Is that modded or just maxed out acrobatics skill?
Deep inside Todd's sacred vision of the game of all times, that is Oblivion, these are one and the same.
Pretty high acrobatics and athletics skill (around 100 with items). You can get on that chapel from the rooftop of a nearby building. To get on top of the chapel I also used a fortify skill spell to boost my acrobatics for an additional ~50 points for a few seconds.
@@eldermer icharian flight
there is tcl, duh.
i dont understand are they trying to convince you not to commit suicide or something.
Ahahahahaha. :D
nice
Yes!
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